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  1. grail on Classic Star Wars Trilogy Finally on DVD · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, Please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion. Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who.

  2. Re:erm... are they sure they have the physics righ on Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    What I meant was that when most people think invisibility they actually mean transparency thats all. You are in(meaning not)visible beneath you cloak. I cannot see you I see your cloak. I never said it was useful for evasion.

  3. Re:erm... are they sure they have the physics righ on Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    I think you are thinking of transpatency. Invisibilty means simply that something cannot be seen. You, for example are invisible to me since I cannot see you.

  4. MS Windows Forever? on Microsoft May Delay Windows Vista Again · · Score: 0, Redundant

    These guys should take a page from the Duke Nukem people and redesign their website to feature a picture of Bill Gates holding a gun at the camera and snarling "When It's done Bitch!"

  5. Realize the Truth on World's Largest Pyramid Discovered in Bosnia? · · Score: 1

    Don't you know there is no spoon?

  6. Re:Wasnt that funny on Colbert New Comic-in-Chief · · Score: 1
    My favorite Jefferson quote goes something like this:

    I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that His justice cannot sleep forever.

    I know he was talking about slavery but I think it still works in the current situation.

  7. Super, 64, DS on Nintendo Revolution Renamed 'Wii' · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does this mean that all the games are going to be appended with Wii? Super Mario Wii, Zelda Wii, Metroid Wii? Or even worse Madden Wii? This has got to be the worst product name since the Kia Smegma.

  8. Re:You don't know what a democracy is on Oklahoma Senate OKs Violent-Games Bill · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Because so many homosexuals engage in pre-marital sex.

    Maybe if we actually allowed them to get married this wouldn't be an issue.

  9. Re:WTF? Many US soldiers died at Normandy on French Town Tests Cashless Society · · Score: 0, Troll

    I bet a lot more french soldiers died in france then US ones. Just a guess though.

  10. Re:Wow on The World's Deepest Dinosaur · · Score: 1
    Our (human) pyramids are only 6000 years old, and their outer surface is gone

    I always thought the outer casing of the pyramids didn't just erode with time, they were removed for use in construction projects elsewhere. Polished limestone was quite valuable after all.

  11. wrong boogyman on Why Game Movies Stink · · Score: 1

    Thats funny, I thought it was . . . TERRORISM!! oooga booga!

  12. To beat an analogy to death on Linspire Announces Freespire Distribution · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should call them Beerspire and Speechspire.

  13. Re:A few of my own ideas on An Alternate Human · · Score: 1
    may be able to reactivate the gene responsible for regeneration of organs

    If regrowing organs was as simple as flipping one gene, don't you think we would have done that already?

  14. Re:Porn piracy is huge..... on Porn Industry Trials Burnable DVDs · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can't even ponder how much it would have messed me up if I had access to this much porn as a kid

    As a young person I can tell you it's not as much as you might think. I think I'm pretty normal as far a porn goes. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get back to my Midget Trampoline Party 5 video.

  15. Also just in on Teens Losing Interest In Gaming? · · Score: 1

    80 percent of people polled intend to loose weight next year.

  16. Re:Screw the web searching business on Startup Webaroo to put the 'Web on a Hard Drive'? · · Score: 1

    Easy just add in the 'boobies algorithm.' Saves a ton of space.

  17. Ramen on Study Explains Evolution's Molecular Advance · · Score: 1

    Did they find His Noodly Apendage?

  18. Fjiords! on Buy PC Without an OS... Get a Visit From MSFT? · · Score: 2, Funny

    That Parrot's not dead, he's just resting.

  19. Re:No point to this study on Prayer Does Not Help Heart Patients · · Score: 3, Funny
    a boat that holds 2 of every kind of life

    Now I don't buy into the whole story either, but as devils advocate I feel I must point out not every kind of life was included in the ark. God in his infinite wisdom did not see fit to include fish or other sea life in the ark.

  20. Now all those digg readers are right. on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is sooooo totally gay.

  21. Re:Windows is slow? on Why Windows is Slow · · Score: 1
    we can draw the scientific conclusion that less than 3% of slashdot commenters actually bother to RTFA

    And that 97 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  22. Revolutional? on Zelda On The DS, Sega on the Revolution · · Score: 1
    I rather see an AC pick up a dictionary once in a while.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=r evolutional

  23. The Immortal Words on The Future of Computing · · Score: 2, Funny
    Of Professor Frink:

    "I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them."

  24. Hopes up on No New Series of Futurama · · Score: 2, Funny

    In that case I'll just get back in this suicide booth line here.

  25. Spend Wisely on Build a Quiet Gaming System · · Score: 1

    I spent the money and got good headphones, I can't hear my PC fans at all.