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  1. Re:Way to go on Venezuela's Chavez To Limit Internet Freedom · · Score: 1

    Opposed only to the democratically elected government

    Hitler was elected, too. Don't confuse how one gains power with how one wields it.

  2. Gonna need a new printer... on Privacy With a 4096 Bit RSA Key — Offline, On Paper · · Score: 1

    I'm going to need a new printer. One that I can run my post-it-notes through. Then I can print out this new bar code thingy and stick it on my monitor.

  3. Read the fine print. on Utah Assembly Passes Resolution Denying Climate Change · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it will say pi = 3.0 in there someplace.

  4. Re:Gyroscopic effect? on Porsche Unveils 911 Hybrid With Flywheel Booster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but do they change the handling of the car at all?

    Counter-rotating flywheels (and/or orienting the flywheel axis vertically) would probably minimize the precession effects. Weight distribution and complexity are probably larger factors.

  5. Don't Worry on What Objects To Focus On For School Astronomy? · · Score: 1

    Ninth graders? I'm sure they won't have any problems finding a heavenly body to point it at.

  6. I see... on NASA Designs All-Electric Personal Flight Vehicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I see dead people.

  7. Our service today... on Man Tries To Use Explosive Device On US Flight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our service today includes a light snack, complimentary beverages and a weenie roast in coach class.

  8. Re:Boarder Security on Sci-Fi Author Peter Watts Beaten, Charged During Border Crossing · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a Canadian I will never understand why the US is so eager about its boarder security with Canada.

    Remember USAir 1549? Canadian geese, wise guy. You won't get one past us again.

  9. Re:Growing up... on Science Gifts For Kids? · · Score: 1

    Don't just go out and get a telescope without a good book to go with it. I've been using one of David Levy's books with my kids... something similar to: David Levy's Guide to the Night Sky

    Chet Raymo's "365 Starry Nights" is another great choice.

  10. Link on The Star Wars Christmas Special Still Exists · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those of you awaking in your tauntaun right now on Hoth (aka Minneapolis), here's the link.

  11. Re:Evolution, suckers.... on Self-Destructing Bacteria Create Better Biofuels · · Score: 1

    As soon as even one or two bacteria manage to throw the phage-genes out again or, even simpler, acquire a loss-of-function mutation they'll have a huge advantage over the self-destructing ones and might eventually eliminate them. The result would be quite nasty for those who run the harvesting plant...

    The selective pressure to maintain such a mutation would be in the processing stage where they add the nickel to make them self destruct. You can avoid that by not returning any waste from the processing stage back into the growth tank.

    Of course, it's possible that the bacteria without the mutation may out-reproduce the ones with the mutation in the growth tank, but then you'd just start with a fresh batch of your preferred strain.

  12. Re:A huge pain on Trying To Bust JavaScript Out of the Browser · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why anyone would want JavaScript anywhere else.

    Well, there are a lot of other places someone might want it...

    • The bottom of the Marianas Trench.... oh, wait. Submersibles can get there.
    • Deep in the bowels of a volcano. Except that a volcano might spit it out. Scratch that one.
    • Interstellar space. But if there's any intelligent life out there they'd think we were attacking them.

    OK, you were right.

  13. Re:Golf balls? Ropes? Parachutes?! on Air Cannon Ties Pirates In Knots · · Score: 1

    Just shoot the fuckers already. Pretty soon there won't be any more of them.

    By them, do you mean pirates or fisherman?

  14. Oh, the irony... on China Lauds iPhone App That Spreads Gov't Views · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom, secure from the pests purveying contradictory thoughts. Our Unification of Thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people. With one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!"

    ...now delivered to millions on an iPhone.

  15. Finally.... on Low-Energy Laser Etching May Replace Fruit Labels · · Score: 1

    How many times have you bit into a piece of fruit only to find that you're also chomping on a sticker label? ... Researchers...hope that it will be used in Florida's massive grapefruit industry.

    This is huge. I can't tell you how much I hate accidentally eating the label on grapefruit.

  16. Re:PEBAAC on Toyotas Suddenly Accelerate; Owners Up In Arms · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...It's called "drive by wire" ...

    and it's nicknamed 'die-by-wire'.

  17. One small change to the tech specs on Toyotas Suddenly Accelerate; Owners Up In Arms · · Score: 1

    $tech_specs =~ s/Drive-By-Wire/Die-By-Wire/g;

  18. Only 8 out of 10? on In Test, Windows 7 Vulnerable To 8 Out of 10 Viruses · · Score: 1

    That's what you get when you skip regression testing.

    Give them time. They'll get the last two working again in the next service pack.

  19. Re:predictable behavior in cooperative hazards on Bad Driving May Have Genetic Basis · · Score: 1

    Mod parent +1 Grown Up.

  20. Oh, this is going to be great. on Elder-Assist Robotic Suits, From the Real Cyberdyne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can chase those kids off my lawn.

  21. Typo in the technology description. on Toyota Experimenting With Joystick Control For Cars · · Score: 1

    I think they misspelled 'Die-By-Wire.'

  22. Flawed study... on BSA Says 41% of Software On Personal Computers Is Pirated · · Score: 1

    They forgot to throw in a connection to terrorism.

  23. This is great. on Penny-Sized Nuclear Batteries Developed · · Score: 1

    I'll be able to find my hearing aid at night and I'll never have to change the battery for the rest of my life!

  24. Re:Filing date on Patent Claim Could Block Import of Toyota's Hybrid Cars · · Score: 1
    They had already won a verdict against Toyota in 2005, so the patent in question was active before May 8th, 2006.

    I'm not sure why the patent linked to in the summary is dated 5/8/2006

  25. Re:Great! Another language to learn! on Perl 5.11.0 Released · · Score: 1

    I love Perl, but I'll admit that after 6 months away I'm having to think a bit to get back into the all the reference/derefernce idioms.

    So when the parent post explaining it all gets modded as funny... well, I hate to admit it, but that's kind of funny itself.