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  1. Re:And DRM in the fucking *headphones*. on iPod Shuffle Finds Its Voice · · Score: 1, Troll

    Well put.
    I would like to add 'Fuck Apple. Fuck them up their stupid assholes'.

  2. Re:Exactly on Amazon Uses DMCA To Restrict Ebook Purchases · · Score: 2, Funny

    Neato! And xpdf is already installed on this machine, but i only used the viewer :-)
    You learn something new every day when you are a thick git!

  3. Re:Exactly on Amazon Uses DMCA To Restrict Ebook Purchases · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Rufus.

  4. Re:why use botnet on BBC Hijacks 22,000 PCs In Botnet Demonstration · · Score: 1

    I agree with your sentiment, but don't expect anything so sensible to occur.

  5. Re:why use botnet on BBC Hijacks 22,000 PCs In Botnet Demonstration · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fair enough, here you are.

    Law : OMG, j00 pwnt a lot of boxes!!!! That is a really serious offence, with the huge fines and the long time in prisons!!!!!!!!11111eleven

    BBC : But I are a corporation!

    Law : OK, case dismissed. Next case.

  6. Re:Exactly on Amazon Uses DMCA To Restrict Ebook Purchases · · Score: 1

    I hate pdf. Is there anything that can prise the text out of them yet?

  7. Re:can't hold 10kw of dissipation on New Electrode Lets Batteries Charge In 10 Seconds · · Score: 1

    It would depend upon the thermal mass and conduction of the connector. I have a 3kw kettle and have no problem holding it while it heats the water.

  8. Re:Correlation... on UK To Mull High Video Game Taxes — To Fight Knife Crime · · Score: 1

    Spiderman? Is that you?

  9. Re:Who reboots? on Quick Boot Linux Hopes To Win Over Windows Users · · Score: 1

    Ever measured the standby current? I did on a 28"crt sony tv and couldn't even get a reading, so it was less than 0.05W, a panachronic 28" crt tv was 1W.

  10. Nice Going, Assholes!!! on Big Swedish Filesharing Server Seized · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wondered what the hell was causing today's havoc. I work at the local multiplex and it was just crazy all shift, queues right round the block. People were coming in saying "Tickets for _anything_, hurry,hurry! Keep the change!" and throwing handfuls of money at the till. We had to call for a security van to take the sacks of money away before they filled the whole office.

  11. Re:Raise your hand... on UK Government Wants To Bypass Data Protection Act · · Score: 1

    the public don't support these measures, but the public is not consulted. At election time your choice is between different asshats. No matter who you vote for, the government get in, and the government is not on your side.

  12. Re:Not just iPhones... on Is Flash Really On 99% of Net Devices? · · Score: 1

    Lol, i did the update and it broke standalone gps mapping. I was also unimpressed that i had to use a specific update of xp to run the updater. Oh, and it lost all my settings (would have been forgivable if the nokia save/restore function had actually restored _everything_, or if the dickheads allowed one to do one's own backup/restore by opening up _all_ the phone's memory).
    Nokia for the fail. Good hardware though.

  13. Re:As a fan, I hate to say this on Billy West Says Futurama Might Return To Fox For 6th Season · · Score: 1

    Hoof Hearted!

  14. Re:The internet at work. on Combining BitTorrent With Darknets For P2P Privacy · · Score: 1

    So the internet is basically a series of Benjamin Franklins?

  15. Re:Not just iPhones... on Is Flash Really On 99% of Net Devices? · · Score: 1

    In my experience, phones that have flash are running an out-of-date version that is next to useless. Most recently my n95, which also sucked in several other ways.

  16. Re:iphone = toy on We're Just Not That Into You, iPhone Apps · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jeez, I am glad i don't have to run fricking outlook, word or excel. I would rather go back to telegrams, tip-ex and a slide rule since these would actually be sufficient to cope with 99.99% of the things that outlook/word/excel are used for in business.

  17. Re:FAO Editors on Pirate Bay Day 5 — Prosecution Tries To Sneak In Evidence · · Score: 3, Funny

    To be blunt, yes!

  18. Re:They omitted something... on Microsoft Unveils Windows 7 File-Sharing Beta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aw jeez, now i need to get another fuse for my sarcasm-o-meter!

  19. Re:Easy to build in this safety feature on Jet Pack Runs For Hours On Water · · Score: 1

    I think it would have to be a big reserve tank of water to lower you safely from 100 foot up.

  20. Re:If this means... on New Ads That Watch You · · Score: 1

    If only the targetting was perfect, cheap bastards like me wouldn't have to watch any ads as we buy the same white label crap every week and the margins wouldn't support advertising.

  21. Re:Oh and before I forget. on UK Proposes Broadband Expansion, Plus a Music and Film Tax · · Score: 1

    Pfft, the fact Carter is a minister suggests Carter is corrupt to the core and is putting his personal agenda above the health of the country's economy.

  22. as a Nokia customer, on Startup Hopes To Crowd-Source the Developing World · · Score: 1

    I would suggest they put this on the back burner and concentrate on fixing some of the obvious faults in their bloody handsets, such as getting the 'cancel' button to actually cancel the web browsing which has been triggered by the accidental pressing of the 'web' key (which is placed in the corner of the keypad).

  23. Why is it.. on Downadup Worm — When Will the Next Shoe Drop? · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. that I can't get windows apps to do what i want without crashing, but it runs teh evil viruses perfectly?

  24. Re:Way too many unknowns on Long-Term PC Preservation Project? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pfft, more like 'Holy crap, this thing is fast! It boots in minutes, not hours! But where is the dna scanner that tells the government who the operator is?'.

  25. Re:Teach Methods and Logic on Texas Board of Education Supports Evolution · · Score: 1

    Is there a joke or reference I am missing in your use of catched for caught?