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  1. Re:All I can say is on Ask mc chris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the Aqua teen theme song, it says "Meatwad get the money, see. Meatwad get the honeys, G."

    However, it has been proven time and again that Meatwad gets neither money nor honeys. Please explain this discrepancy.

  2. Re:Halo 2? on The 2005 Wired Rave Awards · · Score: 1

    Apparently the Halo 2 fanboys didn't appreciate your post.

  3. Re:What ? on Web-Only Album Wins Grammy · · Score: 1

    well... I guess it doesn't matter at this point.

  4. What ? on Web-Only Album Wins Grammy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This can't be right. The RIAA told me in my latest session, where I get hooked up to this machine.... with electrodes and stuff.... it shocks me :( ... that only mass-marketed artists are successes, and that the internet gives you herpes.

  5. Re:Might want to downplay the HIV thing on The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV · · Score: 1

    HIV Championship Edition: Hyper Virii

  6. Re:Well there go my dreams of financial independen on U.S. Denies Patent on Part-Human Hybrid · · Score: 1

    You know, there are probably better choices then a goat for this sort of task. People and their goat fetishes...

  7. Re:Um, how could "Click Yes To Continue" fool anyo on How VeriSign Could Stop Drive-By Downloads · · Score: 1

    Because in the quarter-second they actually have the diaog box up, they see : blahblah CLICK YES TO CONTINUE Publisher blah blah

  8. Re:Made by Philips? on MPAA Developing Digital Fingerprinting Technology · · Score: 1

    That is a great, cheap DVD player. I've run into a couple that are a bit noisy, though. Wonderful for downloading directly off torrent and burning to DVD for the woman, cutting out the whole re-encode to Mpeg-II step.

  9. Re:Hmmm on New Orbitz Terms Prohibit Inbound Deep Linking · · Score: 1

    The only time I have ever been to an orbitz site was when visiting ESPN.com (quite possibly the most crap-laden major site on the internet - you have to download 3 megs to get to the 4k story) using IE. I know them as nothing more than pop-ups.

  10. Re:HDTV. on MythTV 0.17 Released · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered how people get such decent signals with those cards, though. I mean, do they take their computers on the roof ? Are they near the top of a 20-story apartment building ? I need to put a full antenna on the roof and run the coax down to get a good signal, and I'm only 10 miles from Center city, philadelphia.

  11. Re:HDTV. on MythTV 0.17 Released · · Score: 1

    Funny thing about capture cards. Capture cards with component or HDMI inputs don't exist for a PC as far as I have been able to find (outputs, yes - inputs, no). From what I remember, this is because of massive network/corporate influence - ie. corporate interests don't want a PC that could receive true HD video from an outside source ( like my HD tivo ). If you can find a true HD capture card (not just a tuner), please link me to it. I'd love to get one.

  12. Re:Yeah on Microsoft's AntiSpyware Disabled by Spyware · · Score: 1

    I think you were looking for "My bash shell is made of solid titanium and completely encases the system."

  13. Re:As always the "experts" assume too much. on Artists Against 419 Releases Mugu Marauder · · Score: 1

    Dear Mugu Marauder, My name is dikembe olofandi. I am interested in becoming an investor in your software. However, the money I have is currently locked up by the Nigerian government, and I need several thousand USD ($9,000) dollars in order to get the funds released. I would be extremely willing to share with you a portion of this handsome sum ($5 million USD) in exchange for your trust and generosity. Yours, D. O.

  14. Re:Reconsider on What Do You Charge for Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    You need to make it clear that this is a one-shot deal. Future problems are unrelated. I've had people who I've built computers for come back to me a year later with the story "The computer was working fine, then there was the huge lightning storm, but I left the computer on. The next day it didn't work !! You suck at making computers !". That's tough. I told you about surge protectors.

  15. $90. on What Do You Charge for Tech Support? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they balk, then they can go somewhere else. It's just too time-consuming.

  16. Re:And why was this article accepted?! on Cooling Down Hot Processors · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you'd seen the videos, you'd know Paris Hilton can actually go pretty deep...

  17. Re:There is always a way... on Microsoft Licenses Analog Anti-rip Technology · · Score: 1

    Damn.

  18. Re:There is always a way... on Microsoft Licenses Analog Anti-rip Technology · · Score: 1

    Macrovision has never been an issue on ripped/copied DVDs. DVDDecrypter and other programs strip it by default.

    now, on my PURCHASED dvds (Futurama ESPECIALLY, @$40 X 4), Macrovision is a nightmare. The colors brighten and darken wildly on several tvs I have. I had to buy a Macro scrubber so I could watch my legally purchased DVDs. HOW does this help *anyone* ?

  19. This doesn't help me on Inspecting MSN Search · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already have all 400 of those.

  20. Re:aaaah Political doublespeak... on No Money For Hubble Service Mission · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    1 Billion a lot ? Dickhead spent 40 million on his fucking party yesterday.

  21. Re:Too late now.. on Consumer Electronics Companies Plan Common DRM Standard · · Score: 1

    They say there are no guarantees the system will even prevent piracy.

    Aiming for the sky, as always.

  22. Re:Dear world, on Phishing In The Channel · · Score: 1

    Bastard ! You've cost me millions.

  23. Re:Good riddance. on 'Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? · · Score: 1

    If you'd watched the episode, you would have seen a creepy, bizarre story, including the introduction of a weird, starless region of space. it was quite worth watching. "Another transporter episode" ? That's like complaining damn, ANOTHER episode involving starfleet!

  24. Re:...hm on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 1

    "Boy, I can't wait to remake Tron, so JaffaKREE's childhood is ruined!"

    Actually, knowing them, I am pretty sure this came up at some point.

  25. ...hm on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know what'd be crazy ?

    A new movie. Like with new ideas. That'd be crazy.