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  1. Re:Making money is not a "moral requirement" on Citing 'Moral Requirement To Make Money', Pharma CEO Jacks Drug Price 400% (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    You would have to get more than twice as smart to be an imbecile.. Communism is a specific form of socialism, No confusion here beyond yours. And he does have an excellent point. No 'sort of' about it. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. -- Henry David Thoreau

  2. Re:FUCK NIGGERS on Are America's Non-Compete Laws Too Strict? (nrtoday.com) · · Score: 0

    Donald? Go back to Twitter, dude.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
    --
    "Now the trumpet summons us again - not as a call to arms, though arms we need; not as a call to battle, though embattled we are; but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, 'rejoicing in hope patient in tribulation', a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease and war itself." -- John F. Kennedy, 1960 inaugural speech

  3. Re: Cause and effect... on Moderate Drinking Can Damage the Brain, Claim Researchers (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna keep drinkin' til I become a Democrat!

    Good luck with that. I have never heard anyone else claim that drinking actually makes you smarter.

    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    It's true that Smokey the Bear deserves praise for his campaign against forest fires, but nobody ever mentions the boy scouts he kills for their hats.

  4. Re:The climevangelists are busy today on 'Moore's Law' For Carbon Would Defeat Global Warming (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    I can jump out of a building, and shout that I'm still alive. That doesn't mean the air can support me.

    It does, almost exactly as long as you are able to shout....

    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    Anyone who cannot express himself without the use of abusive language is an inarticulate motherfucker.

  5. âoeWe are backed into a corner,â said Mr. Medford, 46, whose business teaches people to be filmmakers. âoeThere are at least some things about Trump I find to be defensible. But they are saying: Agree with us 100 percent or you are morally bankrupt. You are an idiot if you support any part of Trump.â
    He added: âoeI did not choose a side. They put me on one.â


    In my opinion, anyone who has had a wife, a daughter or a mother is morally bankrupt if they have supported Donald Trump.

    "I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look. I've gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it.You can do anything... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." -- The President of the United States.

    Mr. Medford is a liar or an asshole or both. Fuck him.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    No sense being pessimistic; it wouldn't work anyway.

  6. Remember Bork? Thomas?

    I remember them. They got confirmation hearings.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    It should be illegal to say that freedom of speech should be limited.

  7. This is a pretty absurd set of lies.

    1. The Clintons aren't receiving funds from the Clinton Foundation.>br> 2. The money trail out of the Clinton Foundation is very clear, irrespective of the trail in.

    http://www.factcheck.org/2015/...

    Do you just make up whatever you feel like, or do you get this from someone else having made it up?

    Dave Kelsen
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    If you fall for a clown, don't be surprised if he makes fun of your feelings.

  8. Re: Please help me understand on Too Fat For Facebook: Photo Banned For Depicting Body In 'Undesirable Manner' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    "You miss the point about attraction to another race or gender. Lack of physical attraction because that individual just doesn't ring your bell, okay, but when it crosses into revision about homosexuality or interracial relationships or whatever then it's a problem."

    Who is it a problem for?


    Dave Kelsen
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    A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.

  9. I'm guessing you didn't actually read the article, where Woody says, "On Saturday morning, I woke up to a notice that Windows 10 couldn't be installed (see screenshot), failing with an error 80007000E-2000C. Of course, I hit the roof. I hadn't given Microsoft permission to install Windows 10. I'd even gone so far as to uncheck the update."

    Windows ran the installation procedure when it had been explicitly unchecked.

    If you 're basing your response on the fact that something went wrong during the update, you're deliberately obfuscating.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    Personally, I like my flying brains dark and evil.

  10. Re:i washed my hands in heavy water... on Scuba Diver Survives Being Sucked Into Nuclear Plant (nydailynews.com) · · Score: 0

    Yep; that's the one I remember. Stonewall Jackson.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze.

  11. Re:Action vs Speech on EFF's Cindy Cohn On Why 'Code Is Speech' Is Key To Apple vs. FBI · · Score: 0

    I think you're missing the point. One of the prime concepts involved here is that your information is safe on your phone. If Apple is compelled to develop this tool and hand over the results (not the tool, I understand that), then your information on your phone is not safe; Apple can be compelled to do this in any situation.

    I hope this does not happen.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    All generalizations are bad.

  12. Re:Doesn't matter. on DUI Charges Dismissed Against Woman Whose Body Brews Alcohol (cnn.com) · · Score: 0

    "From now on, she should be medically banned from driving, until cured. But at the time, not knowing she had any risk of being drunk, she didn't have a drink and then drive. She didn't knowingly drive drunk."

    From the article, it appears that while she unknowingly had alcohol in her system, it didn't affect her the way alcohol that is imbibed does. Specifically, she exhibited no symptoms.

    If that is the case, she was not driving under the influence of alcohol, knowingly or not.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    Nihilism means nothing to me.

  13. Re: Theory on Alabama Will Require Students To Learn About Evolution, Climate Change · · Score: 0

    "Stability can be acquired over time".

    Not without stability....


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
    Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
    A: Top-posting.
    Q: What is the most annoying thing in e-mail?

  14. Re: "...keep everyone who uses the Internet safe." on The Rise of the New Crypto War · · Score: 0

    "video

    Here is the guy who WROTE the ACA saying the the intent was that states provide exchanges or citizens of the state do not get tax credits. Yep, that was the INTENT and the WORDING from the guy who actually wrote the thing.

    So you basically came here and lied to make your point, just like every single ACA supporter has to do."



    From the video: "In the law it says that if the states don't provide them, the federal backstop will."

    Do you have the first clue?


    Dave Kelsen
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    Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.

  15. Re:Lots of weird crap coming out of Congress latel on White House Threatens Veto Over EPA "Secret Science" Bills · · Score: 0

    I think not. Your proposition presupposes that these Republicans know this sort of thing is harmful. I do not get that message from what I read and hear from them.

    I think they want these kind of bills to pass, while also realizing that if it doesn't, they will garner votes for trying.

    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
    --
    "Now the trumpet summons us again - not as a call to arms, though arms we need; not as a call to battle, though embattled we are; but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, 'rejoicing in hope patient in tribulation', a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease and war itself." -- John F. Kennedy, 1960 inaugural speech

  16. Re:Subpoena-able? on Ford Develops a Way To Monitor Police Driving · · Score: 0

    Who cares?

  17. Re: Motivated rejection of science on Wyoming Is First State To Reject Science Standards Over Climate Change · · Score: 0

    That's nonsense. You don't have to be stupid to be what we refer to in American politics as a "conservative".

    But you have to admit that it damn sure helps.

    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

  18. Re: Motivated rejection of science on Wyoming Is First State To Reject Science Standards Over Climate Change · · Score: 0

    From the London Mirror:

    But before you put down your midnight stilton, it's important to realise the site, TylerVigen.com, was originally created as a bit of fun and doesn't claim the statistics are anything other than coincidence.

    Although it has become a huge hit with people in the science community, as the trends are there in black and white for all to see.

    Tyler said: "I created this website as a fun way to look at correlations and to think about data. Empirical research is interesting, and I love to wonder about how variables work together.

    "The charts on this site aren't meant to imply causation nor are they meant to create a distrust for research or even correlative data. Rather, I hope this projects gets people interested in statistics and research.

    "I'm not a math or statistics major (and there are better ways to calculate correlation than I do here), but I do have a love for science and discovery and that's all anyone should need."

    Hmmm.

    Dave Kelsen
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    We have enough youth; how about a fountain of smart?

  19. Re:"not much of a beer lover" on To Reduce the Health Risk of Barbecuing Meat, Just Add Beer · · Score: 0

    "Aaah, he must be an American then."

    I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but fuck off.

    Dave Kelsen
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    Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

  20. Re:You know what they call alternative medicine... on Jimmy Wales To 'Holistic Healers': Prove Your Claims the Old-Fashioned Way · · Score: 1

    Not exactly; that's what one would believe, of course. But I read of a study within the last year in the NYT which showed that the placebo effect can be triggered, and measurably so, even when the partaker is told that it's a placebo.

    Seems counter-intuitive, but that's what the study showed.

    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
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    Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.

  21. Re:Cellular is the business model on Time Warner Deal Is How Comcast Will Fight Cord Cutters · · Score: 1

    Apparently, it's now Time-Warner, Comcast and Cox. When I lived there, it was Knology and Charter. Alabama NewChannels was the only provider on Maxwell AFB and Gunter AFS.

    Dave Kelsen
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    "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." -- Jim Fiebig

  22. Re:Cellular is the business model on Time Warner Deal Is How Comcast Will Fight Cord Cutters · · Score: 1

    Montgomery, AL, has had three cable providers for years and years. And there is actual competition. Scary. Although the third one only used to provide service on the military bases (and there was no second option there, either), the other two have competed for at least 25 years.

    Dave Kelsen
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    âoeA true friend stabs you in the front.â -- Oscar Wilde

  23. Re:Rand Paul is the only honest politician left. on Rand Paul Files Suit Against Obama Over NSA's Collection of Metadata · · Score: 1

    > Remember, dude, thanks to Obama, when Sarah Palin becomes President, she'll be able to spy on you at will, fire missiles at you from drones, and arbitrariliy decide which laws are enforced and which aren't.

    > Be careful what you wish for...

    I recently saw a poster with a picture of Dan Quayle, captioned, "Remember when I was the stupidest Republican you had to worry about?"

    Be careful indeed.

    Dave Kelsen
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    "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" -- Isaac Asimov

  24. Re: Get Ready on Congressmen Say Clapper Lied To Congress, Ask Obama To Remove Him · · Score: 1

    >Republicans threatened it, but Reid actually did it. He's also blocked all Republican debate and amendments to bills, which is a pretty unprecedented power grab in an institution that has always tried to pay lip service to minority rights.

    Well, yes, he did. Did you not read the part about how when he was threatened with it, he allowed nominations? And when the roles were reversed, the Republicans did not?

    Nor is what he doing in any way 'unprecedented'. Read a little history. In my lifetime, it has happened many times, Sam Rayburn (LBJ;s mentor) is the first I remember. Look him up. Fascinating stuff.

  25. Re: Get Ready on Congressmen Say Clapper Lied To Congress, Ask Obama To Remove Him · · Score: 1

    >>Meanwhile, some appointees can never get approved under any circumstances.

    >Google Harry Reid's "nuclear option" he took a short while ago.

    Let us not forget that in 2005, the Republican Senate Majority Leader, Bill Frist, threatened to invoke the "nuclear option" against Democrats who were filibustering President George W. Bush's judicial nominees. Sen. Mitch McConnell was part of Frist's leadership team. The nuclear option was averted when the Minority Leader, Harry Reid, agreed to let most of Bush's nominations come to a vote. This year, the roles were reversed. The Republicans filibustered President Obama's nominees; then Harry Reid threatened the nuclear option; and then Reid offered to take the nuclear option off the table if the Republicans let most of Obama's nominations come to a vote. McConnell refused the same kind of compromise that Reid accepted in 2005. Therefore, according to the same principle that Sen. McConnell supported eight years ago, the nuclear option was fair, appropriate, and necessary in 2013. The Republicans have no cause to complain.