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  1. Re:Killer on Barnes & Noble's Nook, Reviewed · · Score: 1

    ... a dead-tree-killer.

    Oh no! We're doomed. How do you kill a tree zombie? They don't have heads to shoot at.

    Aaaahhhhh

    Rooooots rooooooots

  2. NASA computing in a cloud? on NASA Nebula, Cloud Computing In a Container · · Score: 2, Funny
    A nasa computer in a nebulous cloud?

    I think we all know where this is going -- V'ger wants to bond with its creator and instead gets a bald girl and Decker to create a new life form.

  3. Re:Ni! on Monty Python 40 Years Old Today! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quoting Monty Python should make no one more depressed than quoting Shakespeare or Homer.

    D'oh!

    and here's to alcohol; the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

    Lisa, in this house we obey the second law of thermodynamics!

    Stop fretting about being unoriginal and enjoy it.

    Don't mind if I do.

  4. Re:Ni! on Monty Python 40 Years Old Today! · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is an excellent opportunity to honor Monty Python by honoring the group's mastery of shock and irreverence and stop quoting, word for word skits and films! The irony is killing me slowly.

    Highly apropos XKCD comic on the subject.

    People repetitively quoting them is exactly what makes Monty Python so influential, great, and popular. The world is full of people who quote unoriginally -- that's what creates the value in originality. So while all the people quoting them aren't themselves originally funny, there is no other way it could be. Nothing wrong with that.

    I notice your own criticism of word-for-word quoting was little more than a word-for-word quote of someone else. At least the people you are trying to criticize are just trying to be funny and honor people they like.

    The irony in your post wasn't what was killing you, but your self-inflicted venom.

  5. Oblig quote on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

  6. Kafkaesque? on The Kafka-esque Nightmare of Palm App Submission · · Score: 1

    Gregor Samsa awoke one morning after unsettling dreams to find himself transformed not into a monstrous bug, but a feature.

  7. Re:Blind Sound Test. on Fungivarius Beats $2 Million Stradivarius Violin · · Score: 3, Funny

    there appear to be no characterizing differences between the perceived sound from well-made orthodox instruments on any age when played by a skilled player

    That's because they used the wrong speaker cables and missed out on the warm sound only pure gold provides.

  8. The Dialog on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1
    The worst design in the Star Wars universe was the dialog, or whatever design allowed Lucas to write it.

    Or maybe Mark Hamill's acting.

  9. I never thought I was a fictional character on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1
    I never thought I was a fictional character, but now I realize I am living in a dystopic science fiction story. This plot device is so transparent, we all know the story.

    Pure evil character develops self-awareness...

    computer systems go online, can't be turned off...

    pure evil character takes over computer system...

    takes over world.

    Would whoever is writing this book please come up with a less predictable plot device?

  10. Re:Not very scalable on Amazon US Refunds Windows License Fee, Too · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First off, if 10 people do this, Amazon is going to find out what it really costs, and it isn't $65 or anything close to that.

    Secondly, they are't going to do this without some kind of verification. ... So unless there is a verifiable way to determine that XP has been irrevocably uninstalled I don't see this happening too much more.

    Arlo Guthrie said something relevant on the matter:

    And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation,

    or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are,

    just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.

    You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.

    And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement

  11. Re:T-Mobile on David Pogue Wants to Take Back the Beep · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Speaking of your mother's messages, would you please ask her to stop calling so much? I'll pick up my boxer shorts as soon as I get the chance.

  12. We probably just evolved from flueorescent monkeys on People Emit Visible Light · · Score: 1

    We probably just evolved from fluorescent monkeys

  13. Oldest versions: on The Amazing World of Software Version Numbers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oldest version numbers:

    Linear A: Linear A is one of two linear scripts used in ancient Crete before Mycenaean Greek Linear B... Linear A seems to have been used as a complete syllabary around 1900 - 1800 BC,

    Linear B: Linear B is a script that was used for writing Mycenaean Greek, an early form of Greek. It predated the Greek alphabet by several centuries (ca. 13th but perhaps as early as late 15th century BC).

    Linear C: (Redirected from Linear C [Already the marketers were messing with the version numbers!]) The Cypro-Minoan syllabary (abbreviated CM) is an undeciphered syllabic script used on the island of Cyprus during the Late Bronze Age (ca. 1550-1050 BC).

    Beat that!

    Can you imagine in 1800 BC how much of a pain the upgrade cycle must have been when everyone had to update their clay tablets?

  14. Cowboy Neal on Fermilab Detects "Doubly Strange" Particle · · Score: 1

    A doubly strange particle?

    If ever a Cowboy Neal option was appropriate...

    Wait, where are the poll options?

  15. Oh, you mean they broke the law? on NSA Email Surveillance Pervasive and Ongoing · · Score: 1

    FTA: "Since April, when it was disclosed that the intercepts of some private communications of Americans went beyond legal limits in late 2008 and early 2009, several Congressional committees have been investigating."

    Doesn't that mean they broke the law? What else can operating beyond legal limits mean?

    Also FTA: "In an interview, Mr. Holt disputed assertions by Justice Department and national security officials that the overcollection was inadvertent."

    What does inadvertency have to do with anything?!?

    "Officer, I realize I was speeding, but it was inadvertent." Uh huh.

    If the agents and agency breaking the law are allowed to get off with a warning, at least give them the warning. Don't hide that they broke the law behind a wall of doublespeak.

  16. The real issue on Software Bug Adds 5K Votes To Election · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real issue isn't that the votes were miscounted in South Dakota.

    It's that I bought them for South Carolina!

  17. Re:Yes on Harsh Words From Google On Linux Development · · Score: 1

    You figured the information was better than just a +5 Insightful, so you wrote it in two parts to get a +5 Informative too.

    Well played.

  18. Relative to what? on How Common Is Scientific Misconduct? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we accept that scientists are human like anyone else, we accept that scientists, like others, will make mistakes that get bigger and go more wrong than they anticipated. Some may intentionally commit fraud.

    How common is scientific misconduct relative to other types of misconduct seems a more relevant question.

    Also: What can we do to decrease it and how can we lessen its impact.

  19. Re:At least they are protesting on Seven Arrested After Protesting Army Video Game Recruiting Center · · Score: 2, Informative

    Moderate parent down, please. It is anecdotal and inconsistent with what happened outside his line of sight.

    Your post described what you saw with your own eyes, nothing more, and you conclude their behavior was positive based on no real data.

    You may want to learn about what happened beyond your immediate line of sight -- people illegally detained and arrested, undercover officers inciting violence etc, officers telling people what they could do then arresting them when they followed instructions. "They pretty much let people do what they wanted" was not true outside your line of sight.

    I understand most lawsuits against the city are being won.

    Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

  20. Like a movie almost... on German Police Raid Homes of Wikileaks.de Domain Owner · · Score: 1

    Don't they realize that the more they tighten their grip the more web systems will slip through their fingers?

    It's almost like you can see the rebellious side winning this one from the start.

  21. Re:My write in on Colbert Wins Space Station Name Contest · · Score: 1

    > It's kind of Candlejack to press the subm

    Did somebody call?

  22. Re:"Surprisingly?" on A Short Summary Following the Pirate Bay Trial · · Score: 1

    > *Nobody* stands up in court and says "...".

    *nobody*?

    I expect the Spanish Inquisition would.

  23. African or European? on Flying Car Flies From London To Africa · · Score: 1

    What was its unladen flight air-speed velocity?

    (Both during the European and African legs).

  24. Re:All or nothing i'm afraid. on How To Be A Geek Goddess · · Score: 1

    > When it comes to technology you have to be balls deep.

    This sounds like one where Sakdoctor probably knows what he's talking about.

  25. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It on UK Government Abandons Piracy Legislation · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Call me stupid...

    You're stupid.