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  1. Re:Too slow on Vending Machine For Books Coming Next Year · · Score: 1

    I think this will get much faster. Back in the day (late 1980's) before the era of digital copiers Xerox made a machine that was called the (i think) 5090 that could print a book (bound and all) at 90ppm. The thing was 20 feet long monster but it worked well enough that when I worked with a copy shop in the early 00's lots of small operations were paying quite a bit to keep them going. To the best of my knowledge no one has made anything like it in the digital-copier era. That is until today.

  2. Re:Could be good on WarGames Sequel Now Filming · · Score: 1

    I think it would be cool if Mathew Broddrick turned into a Dr. Stephen Falken. But then again, I think it would be cooler if MGM didn't kick a dead horse.

  3. Re:Abuse of monopoly? on Apple's Smart Phone Depends on OS X Tie-Ins · · Score: 1

    That's why I use oo.o and save my more important documents in RTF or PDF format. ;)

  4. Re:Abuse of monopoly? on Apple's Smart Phone Depends on OS X Tie-Ins · · Score: 1

    um...And you can use OO.o and drop MS office, and you can load Linux and not use Windows, but .xls and .doc created in OO.o don't open well when I e-mail them to some one who uses MS Office (say my accountant or my mom) so if I want to have easy, smooth document portability I go ahead and use the Office/Windows. The same can be said about MP3 players and iTunes, I could buy Samsung MP3 player, but all the songs I purchased with iTunes won't work with it (without tweaking) so I'll just go out and buy another iPod. Apple and MS both like to lock customers in. All businesses do.

  5. The copyer hole on First-Person Account of a Social Engineering Attack · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At one point I worked for a copier repair company (Dispatcher, accountant/bookkeeper, & some computer stuff). Each month I got calls from people who fell victim to one of two scams.

    1st: Some one calls an office and says that copier supply cost will go up next month so stock up now. Then they charge you an arm and a leg for your order. (Most of the time toner and developer is covered under the service contract)

    2nd: Some times, some one would call up and say that they don't like the new tech that we sent out. I would say "what tech, you don't have a call up on your machine?" then after a few minuets of back and forth they would realize that it was (a) for the other copy machine and not one from my company, or (b) some one was looking around the office without authorization. The scary thing is that this often happened at schools.

    Later, at my next job, I nabbed some one pretending to be a copy 'service agent' at the front desk and fed them a line until they went away.

    The moral of the story is be paranoid, ask for ID, make people sign in, never ever trust some one who just shows up and make sure all visitors are escorted at all times.

  6. Re:The Russians on Ares I Rocket Rumored To Be Too Heavy · · Score: 1
    Prepare for off-topic mod points in five...four...three...two...

    Every time I read that I chuckle. I have owned several Fisher Space Pens over the past ten years and my wife owns one. The best thing about it is it fits next to my pocket knife in it's sheath, therefore I don't need to dig around in my pocket to find it...I'm sorry, this is turning into a Slashvertisment(tm).

    Every time I think of pencils in space I chuckle. It might work, but I would not want to deal with bits of broken led in 0g, or even worse, sharpening in 0g.

    Astronaut: Huston, we have a problem. The mission commander got led in his eye and we are all choking on dust from the sharpener.

  7. Re:What would Microsoft do with all that content? on Buy a PlayStation 3 and Sink Sony · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but what if....What if MS did get Sony! Sony the insurance company. Sony the personal electronics company. Sony the Media Giant. Sony the bank. Sony the stock broker. Sony the realy big R&D lab. I think that if it happned MS would choke trying to asamalate Sony, and then they would both eather die or become serously smaller players in the process.

  8. Re:Great!! on The Apple News That Got Buried · · Score: 1

    Ug, dyslixia + Lack of sleep = wierd post.

  9. Re:Great!! on The Apple News That Got Buried · · Score: 1

    You know, I thought I would never say this. Your right, this is great. The one MAJOR thing I did not like about Apple is that I can't change the hardware much. Back in high school I swore I would never own a Mac unless I could upgrade the CUP. With OSX and tweekable hardware Mac is looking more and more worthwhile.

  10. EU delay on Vista on Possible Delays for Vista in Europe · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...So they won't see it until 2025? But the rest of the world will see it in 2023?

  11. Re:not enough soap opera games on Is the Xbox 360 Really Mom Friendly? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My mom would think soap opera games are lame, but if some one came out with an "Antiques Road Show" or "Appraise It" she would buy a 360 in a heart beat. On the other hand, we do have a game like that, and you get to use real money on. We call it "E-Bay" and mom is plays that game all the time.

  12. Re:GTA on Pac Manhattan Creator Speaks Out! · · Score: 1

    Too late. It stared before the GTA game hit the market.

  13. Re:Or... on Big Blue's Software Spending Spree · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Puts on Troll Foil Hat and says...I think IBM isn't the only crazy player in this field, because businesses are trying to fix something with software that is broken on the human side of things.

    Every job I have ever had has a pattern with IT: Our people aren't sharing information or documenting their work properly, lets spend X to upgrade our computers...Our people aren't sharing information or documenting their work properly, lets spend X2 to upgrade our computers...Our people aren't sharing information or documenting their work properly, lets spend X4 to upgrade our computers...and so on.

    People need to start being more organized before any data-management software dose a bit of good.

  14. Re:Why not WLAN? Or signal blocking. on Paint-on Antennas for Mile-High Airships · · Score: 1

    Wow, I was thinking that when I poasted. Do you work for the NSA?

  15. Re:Why not WLAN? Or signal blocking. on Paint-on Antennas for Mile-High Airships · · Score: 1

    I would rather use this to paint a Faraday cage inside the walls of my house. I know it would not be 100% effective, but it would be a great way to keep people out of my WLLAN.

  16. Big Blue eaten by a Grue on New Top500 List Released at Supercomputing '06 · · Score: 1

    I want to build a super computer called Grue. That way when it becomes the fastest computer in the world I can call IBM and say "All your super computers are about to be eaten by a Grue," and that would make me laugh.

  17. Re:Think Geek? on RL T-Shirt Store Opens Branch in Second Life · · Score: 1

    But digital avatar /. tee shirts are meant to be free.

  18. It's the BORG on Mixing brain cells and nanodots · · Score: 1

    Think about it, Borg nano-bots. Be afraid.

  19. Re:Larger scope on EU Officials Cautious on AntiTrust Issues · · Score: 1
    You are right, I was being limited. It would have been better to say it sounds like Sony and Betamax, and we all know what happened with that. In reading my old post it sounds a bit like a troll.

    The point I was trying to make is this: If every time the game doesn't go your way, you take your ball and go home the other kids stop playing with you. If you play nice with the other kids, more people like you and everything is more fun. And music players should be fun, right?

    Then again, I can cite Microsoft, iPods, and all Apple products before OSX to prove my self wrong.

  20. Media restricted to prefered player only on EU Officials Cautious on AntiTrust Issues · · Score: 4, Insightful
    film companies might restrict their products to specific players too

    Sounds like Sony and Blu-Ray.

  21. Re:Giant space goats on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 1

    I'm very relaxed. After all, I've been in this bath for almost...how long have I been here?

  22. Re:Giant space goats on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 1

    They told me it was some sort of a plague or something...Or was it that the sun was going to go nova...

  23. Re:To the future! - Hear, hear! on Dvorak on Our Modern World · · Score: 1

    "Volume"? Is that the dial that makes things louder?

  24. Re:Bad use of tech? on Cleopatra the Electronic Home Attendant · · Score: 1

    Open the door or I will count to ten....

  25. Re:Umm, some more basic changes... on Dvorak on Our Modern World · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I forgot to spell-check that post. I'm just extremely dyslexic. When some one bothers me about my spelling I just tell them that Math was my first language and see if they get it. (You see many people who are very dyslexic are very good at abstract math...it's a joke...never mind)