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  1. conclusions... on Stopping Spambots: A Spambot Trap · · Score: 1
    Not a big deal but he sez:

    they would come straight into the middle of my website, at a specific page rather than the root. This means that the spambots obviously had some kind of database of pages, which had presumably been built up from previous visits

    That's possible I guess, but mayhap a search engine done told em where to go.

    the bot would come in, scan pages rapidly for maybe a few seconds, and then stop for a while. So it was obviously making at least some attempt to circumvent blocks based on frequency/quantity of requests.

    Or it's processing...

    I guess Ill actually finish reading it all now.. sorry... pet peeve, distracted, must stop picking


  2. incorrect sig on Behind The "Work-At-Home" Street Spam Signs · · Score: 1

    I know it's OT, but...
    At the time of posting, the above sig is inc.
    Here are the correct lyics to I&S:

    "They fight! And bite!
    They bite and bite and fight!
    Fight fight fight!
    Bite, bite, bite!
    The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"

    Or if you prefer Marge's non-violent version used in "Porch Pals":

    "They love! And share!
    They love and love and share!
    Love love love!
    Share share share!
    The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"

  3. story not title good on EchoStar Asks Supreme Court to Let Unlock Local Channels · · Score: 1

    EchoStar Asks Supreme Court to Let Unlock Local Channels

    WTF kind of sentence is that? Please use the 'Preview' or even read what you write beore posting a story.

  4. peeve on Games People Shouldn't Play · · Score: 1

    You can also earn points by shaking hands with such Universal Studios movie characters as the Wolfman, Frankenstein, E.T., and the Creature from the Black Lagoon
    It's Frankenstein's Monster, not Frankenstein. .

  5. that plus the sound? on Talk ... Without Speaking · · Score: 1

    This way all you have to do is mouth words into the phone...not actually speak!" ...it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque.
    Maybe you could use the mouth movement to determine which sounds should be transmitted. That way you could actually hear the other peson but filter out the extra sounds.

  6. Re:Compromise? on Microsoft Kicks Playstation2 out of CeBit. · · Score: 1

    /me What is Rochambeau?

  7. flat it on Announcing Slashdot Subscriptions · · Score: 1

    I can see paying A simple flat rate for /. without ads. .

    But if I have to start thinking "if I reload i'll waste a page view", it will make using Slashdot very gus. Bo Gus

  8. Re:MS Makes a superior Mouse & Ergonomics on Non-Apple Buttonless Mouse · · Score: 1

    Kookyness. First you say: For some reason, MS Hardware is damn fine division
    then you mention: I had a faulty Intellimouse,
    then, as if one failed unit wasn't enuff, you Had the smaller white one faulty.
    Hmmm... what fine examples of a "superior mouse"

  9. heh on WinXP Keygen Foils Product Activation · · Score: 0, Redundant

    'nuff sed

  10. pic a both on Kathleen Fent Read This Story · · Score: 1

    http://sarcasta.net/graphics/randk.jpg
    or
    http://sarcasta.net/graphics/cleavage.JPG

  11. real reason may be on California's "Wireless-Free" Zone · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is really because it would make it harder for the police to communicate and find all the pot grown there. Not that I would know about that.

  12. Re:Honest answer on Divining the Future of Internet Law · · Score: 1

    But it's dead on to say people will not pay for things they can currently get for free.

    You mean like cable TV and MS OSs?
    Not true. Depends on if they are the EXACT same thing or not. Cable and MS are paid for because they offer (at least in the minds of the purchaser) something the free alternative does not.

  13. sigh on New iMac Announced · · Score: 1

    oh. a new shape.

  14. you are bi assed on Why Switch a Big Software Project to autoconf? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I need to demonstrate that the benefits of autoconf outweigh the costs of migrating a large system of makefiles with a lot of ad-hoc kludge-enabling logic.

    You sir, are ignint. It bothers me that you set out to prove something you are not sure of. You should be investigating if the benefits of autoconf outweigh the costs of migrating. Not just set out to prove something that will earn you geek points. You do a disservice to anyone simply interested in facts.

  15. and of course on New ICANN TLDs Are Live · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.info.info

  16. Unless you care.. on E-Paper Moves Closer · · Score: 1

    Michael sed But none of it matters until they have ultra-thin, durable, flexible pages that can be manufactured cheaply...
    What an assanine comment. I happen to care about it just as I cared about computers before they were able to be manufactured cheaply. Sounds like this guy only cares about being a silly little end user who only wants to be fed little news bites to let him know when he can run over to Circuit City and get one.

    Sorry, I'm easily provoked today, move along.

  17. Re:Economic Impact - Historicaly Premature? on All Aboard The Technological Revolution · · Score: 1

    yup, I just noticed the caption of the photo on the first page of the article. At least read the photo captions. Thats all I do... well I hope you do more than I actually... The Internet's impact is only beginning, says the author John Steele Gordon.

  18. Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote? on Microsoft Fakes Citizen Letters of Support · · Score: 1

    Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
    [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old
    grouch (1831-1909)"]
    Oh my God...the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
    Lisa: [gasp] No, Bart, don't you see? Dead people can't vote.
    [pulls out list, looks at another tombstone]
    Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641. She voted for Bob too. [gasps] So
    did Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper.
    [walking] Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob, look! Mr. and
    Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-Gart...oh, my poor dead kitty, please
    not you too...
    [checks list, sees "Snowball I"]
    [angry] All right, Bob, now it's personal!

  19. over my head? on Slashback: Letters, Time, Revision · · Score: 1

    Could someone explain the Time to get a yardstick near the refrigerator line?
    /me watches it fly right over his head

  20. Already there on IBM Wants Linux · · Score: 1

    Now the Giant, along with many other companies, jump to Linux bandwagon.
    As I write this on my thinkpad (with no superflous [sp?] windows keys) I must say IBM is not just now "jumpin on the wagon". I think they are already there. Please. Thank you.

  21. hey now on Congressional Hearings on WHOIS · · Score: 1

    For those of you who took the time to read the tech law journal artical, you probably also saw the introduction of the location privacy bill from Sen. John Edwards. I find this equally interesting news for nerds given the typical slashdotter paranoia.

    Under the bill, "any company that monitors consumers' physical location will be prohibited from using or disclosing that information without express permission from the consumer. And third parties that gain access to the information cannot use or disclose it without the individual's permission first."

  22. i cant beleive no one pointed out on Hotel on the Moon · · Score: 1

    This Moon Hotel design is welcomed by the international Lunar Explorers Society, LUNEX.
    Or did I miss it? Sound familiar?

  23. boo to the search on Perl CD Bookshelf 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Very unfortunate that the search feature sounds so lame. Mayhap Ill be forced to aquire a copy, add a wee search thingie of my own (since it appears to only have to search [and maybe index] html pages), and then burn that onto a cd and... uh.... distribute it myself.
    In summary... Why do they wish to be like that?

  24. found huge towers of stone on Pillars Underwater · · Score: 1

    Scientists scouring the Atlantic Ocean have found huge towers of stone

    Sonofa! Thats were I left those things.
    I really gotta stop drinking those salt water martinis

  25. Re:Huh? on Telocity Wants Its Gateways Back · · Score: 1

    I do like to think I would have noticed a clause saying I owe them $500 for anything! I tend to read contracts pretty carefully.

    well.... was there a clause or not?

    Sheesh. Not only should you read contracts... keep them too. Im keeping my equipment till they pry it from my [knock knock] oops they're here.... shit.