Goatse.cx (usually pronounced "goat-see dot see ex", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, goat.cx, occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, hello.jpg, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below the anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles ar
True, and absolutely hilarious. Almost any word can be searched for in Google, but to see it mention penis and testicles without any explicit effort on the searcher's part is always *clears throat* interesting.
Will we reach a point where attaching this bionic eye becomes an elective surgery where someone wants to simply improve their eyesight beyond 20/20; beyond what a mere "human" can see?
I can't imagine how mad the MLB and IOC would be about that. Somehow I expect fair sports to be obsolete soon (if not already) with such enhancement.
Breast inlargements, designer babies, bionic implants....where is it all going?
To Hades...and the breasts will go into more Slashdot polls.
(Although it should probably be "Cell Phone as e-Book Reader...in Japan!")
Seriously, are these e-Books PDFs? If so I can probably write mine in XSL-FO, use FOP to make one of these, and then see my work on cellphones. That'd be sweet.
Most hilarious post evar. Don't worry about those who will call you "idiot", for sometimes I wonder who Dirk Nowitzkiet al. are also. Well, actually, I don't...but I Sig'd(TM) it anyway.
What? People still wait more than a half-second for torrents? Aren't we Slashdot, the place that brings down Web sites and inspires new torrents before the stories even show?
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The "Microsoft fan site" has saved me a lot when I've reinstalled Windows. I'd install Linux, but I already (sad as it sounds) gotten used to "the enemy"'s system. Besides, it's a family computer and they barely know teh Windows, nevermind a different GUI (or text shell) like Linux. Guess you can call me a "Microsoft fan" too then.
...they mount Trojan horses, right? (ba-doom-ching)
Seriously, that is amazing. I gotta move there; I prefer the CN over the Empire, and I'd rather not have an easy-to-get number used as my very identification. It's too easy here; I don't know about where you are (but clearly they gave you some nice help kicking identity-thief ass).
So the Star Wars guys watch Star Trek? What's next, Luke Skywalker being Captain Kirk's father? Captain Kirk yelling "KHAAAAAN!" instead of "NOOOOO!" after finding out?...forgive me, I'm no Star Trek or Wars expert, but you have officially *tries unsuccessfully to head off South Park reference* warped my fragile little mind.
...but I still don't know if I can make a program that'll edit one and not violate Microsoft's license. Really, my brain still hurts after reading their patent license and the surrounding news.
I believe they've delayed Half-Life 2 and another game before that, and went to court for not paying Valve royalties for its cyber cafe games, and now this...they sure have some serious issues. Makes me glad I have SDKs I can build some small games with to pass time, 'cause these guys don't want to pay for, release or support their games without a lot of reluctance. That's what I see.
Just after the launch, many fans here expected it to get a 10 or a 9.5 from GameSpot. When they gave it a 9.2, I wasn't surprised. It still had some quirks, and that damn StutterBug was hardly acceptable (though I was running it on a proc just 0.1 GHz below minimum). If anything, I'm glad it got the 9.2--it seemed awesome, but a bit too creaky to me. Steam's memory-hogging (since it uses.NET I believe but IANA Steam expert) didn't help either.
I doubt I got even close; I suffered HL2 fatigue after some save states disappeared. I hope this expansion doesn't start after the end, 'cause I'm not playing through the progress I lost. College makes me a bit busier.
Slashdot Mirror
What's better, a wrong answer or none? Decide for yourself.
"I think they suspect something sir." --SOCOM (PS2 game), single player
Forget Google. In Medieval times we made do with mystic rhymes.
True, and absolutely hilarious. Almost any word can be searched for in Google, but to see it mention penis and testicles without any explicit effort on the searcher's part is always *clears throat* interesting.
Perhaps blackmonday should insert a Clayton Bigsby quote here. But if not...
...or something.
Say White Space back at ya brother!
I can't imagine how mad the MLB and IOC would be about that. Somehow I expect fair sports to be obsolete soon (if not already) with such enhancement.
To Hades...and the breasts will go into more Slashdot polls.
...but it'd have to be the $6 billion man. Unless you want 40x digital zoom.
Or that they were ornithologists implanting eagle eyes into people's sockets instead.
...Slashdot editors do cliché posts too?
(Although it should probably be "Cell Phone as e-Book Reader...in Japan!")
Seriously, are these e-Books PDFs? If so I can probably write mine in XSL-FO, use FOP to make one of these, and then see my work on cellphones. That'd be sweet.
Most hilarious post evar. Don't worry about those who will call you "idiot", for sometimes I wonder who Dirk Nowitzki et al. are also. Well, actually, I don't...but I Sig'd(TM) it anyway.
It's Deorbit, Hubble !! For great justice !!
...their names are Ace and Gary then?
What? People still wait more than a half-second for torrents? Aren't we Slashdot, the place that brings down Web sites and inspires new torrents before the stories even show?
Glad you said almost. Then again, what would he think of this...?
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Tell 'em "These are not the names you are looking for."
Better yet, screw the Jedi training and slash 'em. Then give their families a free printer two days after.
(If Yoda asks, blame it on those midi-chlorians.)
...so you used the dusty old one from the closet to post that?
Somehow I think that'll crash faster; you'll really be swearing then. "#$%^& dusty old piece of dirty $^&%&*^"
The "Microsoft fan site" has saved me a lot when I've reinstalled Windows. I'd install Linux, but I already (sad as it sounds) gotten used to "the enemy"'s system. Besides, it's a family computer and they barely know teh Windows, nevermind a different GUI (or text shell) like Linux. Guess you can call me a "Microsoft fan" too then.
...they mount Trojan horses, right? (ba-doom-ching)
Seriously, that is amazing. I gotta move there; I prefer the CN over the Empire, and I'd rather not have an easy-to-get number used as my very identification. It's too easy here; I don't know about where you are (but clearly they gave you some nice help kicking identity-thief ass).
So the Star Wars guys watch Star Trek? What's next, Luke Skywalker being Captain Kirk's father? Captain Kirk yelling "KHAAAAAN!" instead of "NOOOOO!" after finding out? ...forgive me, I'm no Star Trek or Wars expert, but you have officially *tries unsuccessfully to head off South Park reference* warped my fragile little mind.
...but I still don't know if I can make a program that'll edit one and not violate Microsoft's license. Really, my brain still hurts after reading their patent license and the surrounding news.
I believe they've delayed Half-Life 2 and another game before that, and went to court for not paying Valve royalties for its cyber cafe games, and now this...they sure have some serious issues. Makes me glad I have SDKs I can build some small games with to pass time, 'cause these guys don't want to pay for, release or support their games without a lot of reluctance. That's what I see.
Just after the launch, many fans here expected it to get a 10 or a 9.5 from GameSpot. When they gave it a 9.2, I wasn't surprised. It still had some quirks, and that damn StutterBug was hardly acceptable (though I was running it on a proc just 0.1 GHz below minimum). If anything, I'm glad it got the 9.2--it seemed awesome, but a bit too creaky to me. Steam's memory-hogging (since it uses .NET I believe but IANA Steam expert) didn't help either.
I doubt I got even close; I suffered HL2 fatigue after some save states disappeared. I hope this expansion doesn't start after the end, 'cause I'm not playing through the progress I lost. College makes me a bit busier.