The one movie scientist who came up with the best idea ever
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio] General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
I used to work at a box store that sold computers (nothing to be proud of.
The one thing I learned from that place is: if you want to buy a computer/laptop, always act like you're interested in all the bells and whistles they throw at you till you get to the register. This way they're much less likely to be "out of stock" on an Item. Have an at the counter conversion to decline the extra crap they throw at you, and you're set. That's all they care about, the service plans, it's just free money for them.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone
Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone
Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me.... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Bo ba do ba do do doob
As an example of british toughness, back in the late 70's my mother worked for tourism in England. Her and an older english woman she worked with had just hand written 300 invitations to a party they were having and put them in the mail.
So they get to then end of the block after dropping off the letters and BOOM! the mailbox explodes, The woman my mother was with looks back and calmly says "Damn, we'll have to write them all again"
As I was watching the news this morning my mom told me that story which gave me the thought "they'll do allright after this"
Gays not getting married will cure this
right? I mean two people who aren't going to act as brood mares for the state couldn't possbly raise a right thinking child. In Denmark they've had gay marriage since 1989, and they're fortunate to find a week without famine or drought or viking invasion!
All sarcasm aside, an uninformed position defended adamently is a poor mask for ignorace. Be open about it, say that you just don't much like the gays and be out with it. ahhh, doesn't that feel better?
March 15, 2005: Rev. Heber C. Jentzsch, President of the Church of Scientology International, said today that in a post 9/11 era of growing government secrecy, National Sunshine Week is a chance to reawaken public support for Freedom of Information as the lifeblood of democracy.
By the way, have you tried the Polonium salad?
It's simply.... to die for... MUHUHAHAH!
Anything that makes it easier to kill and oppress people is something I will oppose
To quote Frank Zappa on the topic:
"America is a nation of laws: Badly written and randomly enforced"
The one movie scientist who came up with the best idea ever
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
It's bad because it makes cooking bacon much more painful than normal.
Nudity is bad because you can't have your pet on your lap while naked without feeling really wierd.
That's about all I can think of at the moment....
I used to work at a box store that sold computers (nothing to be proud of.
The one thing I learned from that place is: if you want to buy a computer/laptop, always act like you're interested in all the bells and whistles they throw at you till you get to the register. This way they're much less likely to be "out of stock" on an Item. Have an at the counter conversion to decline the extra crap they throw at you, and you're set. That's all they care about, the service plans, it's just free money for them.
I call the turban for this round! (I hate being the shoe)
Don't,
....It's Overrated...
how about "/.'ersChanceOfGettingLaidTechnology"
maybe we'll be there in a couple decades...
Aren't they losing more by having them stay on the shelves?
No, you did not! Did I just coin a phrase!?!
So what you're saying is that reverse psychology really works on you?
I say the fact that he thinks the reporter he's talking to is a dog is a sure sign he's pretty insane.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone I've got this feeling so appealing for us to get together and sing - SING! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding Donana phone It grows in bunches I've got my hunches Its the best beats the rest cellular modular interactivodular Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping Ponana phone Its no baloney It aint a phony My cellular Bananular phone Don't need quarters don't need dimes to call a friend of mine dont need computer or tv to have a real good time I'll call for pizza I'll call my cat I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat I'll place a call around the world Operator get me beijing jing jing jing Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying Yanana phone It's a real live mama and papa phone a brother and sister and a dogaphone a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah my cellular bananular phone Banana phone ring... ring... ring... Its a phone with appeal (a peel) Banana phone ring... ring... ring... Now you can have your phone and eat it too Banana phone ring... ring... ring... This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Bo ba do ba do do doob
It's a perfectly cromulent word!
Mister William Gates
He has more money than God
Terrible hairstyle
More you say?
Microsoft Windows
Two hundred dollar software
Not in Pakistan
As an example of british toughness, back in the late 70's my mother worked for tourism in England. Her and an older english woman she worked with had just hand written 300 invitations to a party they were having and put them in the mail.
So they get to then end of the block after dropping off the letters and BOOM! the mailbox explodes, The woman my mother was with looks back and calmly says
"Damn, we'll have to write them all again"
As I was watching the news this morning my mom told me that story which gave me the thought "they'll do allright after this"
Oliver North? Is that you?
He really said "The terrerists will not win....cause I'll beat em to it"
Gays not getting married will cure this right? I mean two people who aren't going to act as brood mares for the state couldn't possbly raise a right thinking child. In Denmark they've had gay marriage since 1989, and they're fortunate to find a week without famine or drought or viking invasion!
All sarcasm aside, an uninformed position defended adamently is a poor mask for ignorace. Be open about it, say that you just don't much like the gays and be out with it. ahhh, doesn't that feel better?
So Happy Sunshine Week everyone!!
He had first planned his retirement at age 8, the man can plan ahead I tells ya.
[JasperFromSimpsons] Postin' a lot of pictures, that's a slashdottin' [/JasperFromSimpsons]
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And I've always extracted and scanned the contents before executing.
It just makes sense to me.