I drive a Honda Rebel exclusively. The Honda Rebel is a 250cc motorcycle that gets upwards of 60 MPG. I figure with that, turning off all the lights I'm not using, and working on my laptop rather than my desktop most of the time, I'm doing my part to use less energy. I just wish I could fart into a bottle and save it to use as energy later.
You might think right now that you're never going to get laid. You might be desperate and think that you should give it away to the first skank that comes along. You might be one horny mofo.
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, JACKASS!
And here, use lotion. It's almost as good as the nasty chicks you'd end up with and believe me, you'll feel better about yourself in a few years.
Oh yeah, and next year on halloween, don't skateboard on the bayou. You'll get your leg broken, dumbass! And another thing, I love you. You're a good kid. Don't listen to all those fuckers who'll tell you otherwise.
Do some fairly normal things like you usually would, if you have kids, make sure they're at a babysitters, give her the present of a vibrator, use said present on her in a very sensual way, go down down down and stay there for a while, and make her actually beg you to put her out of her misery with your "big unit" or whatever. When you actually do give it to her, make sure you last at LEAST 15 minutes. And no athletic shit either. Slow and gentle. Act loving!
No matter if you took her to Arby's previously, that will have been a special Valentine's day.
but I want that case! That thing is beautiful. For some reason it just caught my eye and that was it. If you have more money than sense, I appeal to you: Purchase me this case! I am not strictly opposed to giving sexual favors for it!
HEAR MY PLEA! I WANT THIS CASE!
Thank you
Ok, this is just out of the blue, but download some Toadies! Texas band, hard rock, bad-ass. Snag Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Burn, and whatever else you can find. I'd tell you to go see a live show, but they're not doing anymore! I got to see one of their last shows and they kicked major ass. Go give a listen.
"my parents went to new york and all I got was this stupid server room" "Whoville" "Do Not Enter" "Cold Storage" "The Pain Train" "La La Land" "Carnage" "Shangri Lab" "Room.net" "Goto 10" "My bedroom" "Slashdot people couldn't think of anything really funny so we're calling it The Server Room"
Just in case any of you moderators get confused, this is both on topic and not a troll. The original poster's nick was "Eric Cartman South P" and in the most recent episode of South Park, Cartman had a business where he really hired some hispanic kids to fling poo onto the walls of parents who fucked with their kids. Just in case you missed it and wanted to banish the above comment to oblivion, please don't. It deserves a +1 funny if anything.
Not even! I use pine every day also, but that's just because I like pico so much. I've hated all the Unix text-mode editors except pico, so pine was just natural for me to start using. And I guess I've stuck with it because I'm lazy.
Roshan,
Indians would be just fine at manufacturing if it weren't for the high tarriffs. When the govt reforms those tarriffs, you may see a huge upswelling in manufacturing, and that would be a damn good thing.
Great point! And what, exactly, makes you think the government learned its lesson about that? They're going to do the same thing all over again because the short-term prospects involve a whole lot of money going into their coffers. Eventually, Microsoft will get theirs. When they do, the government will not come out looking like the bad guys to anybody and they'll have profited from giving Microsoft free reign to screw everyone over.
As long as they keep Harvey Birdman, I really could give a damn. That freakin' show is SO damn funny. It leaves me talking about it for days afterward. Has anybody else seen the one with Showyouweenie? Damn what a funny show!
How could he say "heh-heh"? Blogging is a required service of the internet now! Without Blogs, what are we? Blogs are what seperates us from the animals! (well, that and product placement)
I hear a lot about technical support people reading scripts, and it's really not so bad. I actually write some of those scripts and I assure you that more calls about networking would be fux0r3d if the tech didn't have my stuff to look off of. There are pictures, instructions, etc.
Slashdot Mirror
Only if it's in India. (I know. I visited there for a while.)
I drive a Honda Rebel exclusively. The Honda Rebel is a 250cc motorcycle that gets upwards of 60 MPG. I figure with that, turning off all the lights I'm not using, and working on my laptop rather than my desktop most of the time, I'm doing my part to use less energy.
I just wish I could fart into a bottle and save it to use as energy later.
You might think right now that you're never going to get laid. You might be desperate and think that you should give it away to the first skank that comes along. You might be one horny mofo.
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, JACKASS!
And here, use lotion. It's almost as good as the nasty chicks you'd end up with and believe me, you'll feel better about yourself in a few years.
Oh yeah, and next year on halloween, don't skateboard on the bayou. You'll get your leg broken, dumbass!
And another thing, I love you. You're a good kid. Don't listen to all those fuckers who'll tell you otherwise.
Do some fairly normal things like you usually would, if you have kids, make sure they're at a babysitters, give her the present of a vibrator, use said present on her in a very sensual way, go down down down and stay there for a while, and make her actually beg you to put her out of her misery with your "big unit" or whatever.
When you actually do give it to her, make sure you last at LEAST 15 minutes. And no athletic shit either. Slow and gentle. Act loving!
No matter if you took her to Arby's previously, that will have been a special Valentine's day.
but I want that case!
That thing is beautiful. For some reason it just caught my eye and that was it. If you have more money than sense, I appeal to you: Purchase me this case! I am not strictly opposed to giving sexual favors for it!
HEAR MY PLEA! I WANT THIS CASE!
Thank you
Ok, this is just out of the blue, but download some Toadies! Texas band, hard rock, bad-ass. Snag Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Burn, and whatever else you can find. I'd tell you to go see a live show, but they're not doing anymore! I got to see one of their last shows and they kicked major ass. Go give a listen.
If it's coming from me, it's a bad joke 9 times out of 10.
I've added Wil to the list. Was it you who sent me the polite email?
If so, thank you. Wil definitely deserves to be on the list.
"my parents went to new york and all I got was this stupid server room"
"Whoville"
"Do Not Enter"
"Cold Storage"
"The Pain Train"
"La La Land"
"Carnage"
"Shangri Lab"
"Room.net"
"Goto 10"
"My bedroom"
"Slashdot people couldn't think of anything really funny so we're calling it The Server Room"
I did think that.
It was only while reading through the actual article that I understood it as the name of a company. How freaky!
My name will be LukeSk~1!
This onerous policy will prevent me from staging a fight between my characters of LukeSk~1 and DarthV~1. DAMMIT!
That was awesome, but everything after the Gummy Bears was anti-climactic.
Just in case any of you moderators get confused, this is both on topic and not a troll. The original poster's nick was "Eric Cartman South P" and in the most recent episode of South Park, Cartman had a business where he really hired some hispanic kids to fling poo onto the walls of parents who fucked with their kids. Just in case you missed it and wanted to banish the above comment to oblivion, please don't. It deserves a +1 funny if anything.
That's why God invented sides, my friend.
Good one, Tom. Very funny.
Matheson.
Not even! I use pine every day also, but that's just because I like pico so much. I've hated all the Unix text-mode editors except pico, so pine was just natural for me to start using. And I guess I've stuck with it because I'm lazy.
I almost hit CTRL-x, y to submit the post.
At work:
Required.
At home (laptop):
Wireless networking, needed for work development, stupid windows games (www.gamehouse.com)
At home (desktop):
Counter-strike. 'Nuff said?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Roshan,
Indians would be just fine at manufacturing if it weren't for the high tarriffs. When the govt reforms those tarriffs, you may see a huge upswelling in manufacturing, and that would be a damn good thing.
Great point!
And what, exactly, makes you think the government learned its lesson about that? They're going to do the same thing all over again because the short-term prospects involve a whole lot of money going into their coffers. Eventually, Microsoft will get theirs. When they do, the government will not come out looking like the bad guys to anybody and they'll have profited from giving Microsoft free reign to screw everyone over.
As long as they keep Harvey Birdman, I really could give a damn. That freakin' show is SO damn funny. It leaves me talking about it for days afterward. Has anybody else seen the one with Showyouweenie? Damn what a funny show!
BRAVO! How could that have been any more perfect?
Moderators, do your job.
How could he say "heh-heh"? Blogging is a required service of the internet now! Without Blogs, what are we? Blogs are what seperates us from the animals! (well, that and product placement)
I hear a lot about technical support people reading scripts, and it's really not so bad. I actually write some of those scripts and I assure you that more calls about networking would be fux0r3d if the tech didn't have my stuff to look off of. There are pictures, instructions, etc.