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nice one cdbee. perhaps you can explain what "the british are coming, the british are coming!" means? does it have something to do with you kicking our asses?
hmm no.
See u in may hunny bunny... I'll be flying into Gatwick. look 4 me
I have a theory. I think that when you get a normal girl in front of a webcam, she becomes a whore. A cam whore. Now, I certainly don't mean that she'll fuck anything that moves, although this may be the case. I mean that her exhbitionistic tendencies will come out and she'll start doing weird things on cam. Exposing herself, flashing some sweet tittie to whoever might be watching or just being a tease.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I like to watch some cam whore tease a bunch of guys just as much as the next totally heterosexual male aged 18 - 40. However, a while ago I got the opportunity to "direct" one of these cam sessions with a normal girl who just got a webcam that day. This was a private show, and is not likely to be repeated any time soon. Fear not, loyal reader, for I made good use of the unique opportunity and saved all of the images ( as any good pervert would ).
The Story
While talking to this girl on ICQ, she confided in me that she wanted to explore her submissive side with someone she could trust. Ka-ching! But no, I'm not that sort of person. Actually, I didn't like her hair. However, I didn't have any problems with dominating her online. I found out that I'm actually into this sort of thing, but we can talk about that another time. I started telling her to take photos of herself with her new webcam for me. She fell into line quickly ( no bitchslaps required ) and followed my directions fairly well for a first time sub. I started slowly, seeing how far she would go for me. The shirt and pants came off shortly, quickly followed by her bra with only a minimal amount of cajoling. After some poses in a thong and a g-string, she pranced around buck fucking naked. All because I told her too. Wow.
Now, it was time to get down to the fun stuff. Take a seat honey. Spread 'em. Good girl. This girl was so easy to work with. Any time she wanted to resist, I just told her that I would stop talking to her if she didn't do as I said. Ka-ching. This submissive thing is damn cool. I got her in various poses over the next little while. Ever wanted to see a girl lick her own nipple? So did I. Wanna know what she'll look like right before you do her up the poops? Now you know. I started getting bored with plain poses at this point, so I told her to start playing with herself.
Slut: "I can't do that now"
Me: "And why not?"
Slut: "Because it'll push me over the edge"
Me: "I don't see a problem with that. Do it."
I have a theory. I think that when you get a normal girl in front of a webcam, she becomes a whore. A cam whore. Now, I certainly don't mean that she'll fuck anything that moves, although this may be the case. I mean that her exhbitionistic tendencies will come out and she'll start doing weird things on cam. Exposing herself, flashing some sweet tittie to whoever might be watching or just being a tease.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I like to watch some cam whore tease a bunch of guys just as much as the next totally heterosexual male aged 18 - 40. However, a while ago I got the opportunity to "direct" one of these cam sessions with a normal girl who just got a webcam that day. This was a private show, and is not likely to be repeated any time soon. Fear not, loyal reader, for I made good use of the unique opportunity and saved all of the images ( as any good pervert would ).
The Story
While talking to this girl on ICQ, she confided in me that she wanted to explore her submissive side with someone she could trust. Ka-ching! But no, I'm not that sort of person. Actually, I didn't like her hair. However, I didn't have any problems with dominating her online. I found out that I'm actually into this sort of thing, but we can talk about that another time. I started telling her to take photos of herself with her new webcam for me. She fell into line quickly ( no bitchslaps required ) and followed my directions fairly well for a first time sub. I started slowly, seeing how far she would go for me. The shirt and pants came off shortly, quickly followed by her bra with only a minimal amount of cajoling. After some poses in a thong and a g-string, she pranced around buck fucking naked. All because I told her too. Wow.
Now, it was time to get down to the fun stuff. Take a seat honey. Spread 'em. Good girl. This girl was so easy to work with. Any time she wanted to resist, I just told her that I would stop talking to her if she didn't do as I said. Ka-ching. This submissive thing is damn cool. I got her in various poses over the next little while. Ever wanted to see a girl lick her own nipple? So did I. Wanna know what she'll look like right before you do her up the poops? Now you know. I started getting bored with plain poses at this point, so I told her to start playing with herself.
Slut: "I can't do that now"
Me: "And why not?"
Slut: "Because it'll push me over the edge"
Me: "I don't see a problem with that. Do it."
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fuck you cdbee!!!
my cock is stuck in the door again.. . :(
LONG
&
HARD!
(yeah I know u)
YOU HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN LOVE!
p.s. i love yer body, you chiseled mofo.
I AM USING THIS FIRST POST to inform the slashdot readership of an attack on freedom of speech: penismightier.com has been silenced by a new act which went into effect yesterday. PLEASE SLASHDOT... PLEASE STOP THE INJUSTICE. Penismightier will be closing down the mainpage due to the new 2257 Regulations but we plan to return. These Regulations take effect June 23rd 2005. We are considered non-compliant as a "Secondary" producer. If you are interested in reading about the 2257 regulations here are some handy links.
,
first post for you
my brothers.
don't you fuckers know that penismightier.com, the best site in the world, got taken down today because of john ahscroft??
and all you can talk about is a fucking game??
shit were there no natalie portman has leukimia stories to post?
fuck you slashdot. i miss pen. and you broke it,
cheese!!!!!
eh0d broke my heart
fucking typ 7 letters? me fucking. eh0d. nice.
i told him not to,
... listen... :.(...
but he just wouldn't FIRS TPOST
io've got a sperm mustache!!!!
"They are cheaper because the demand for them is higher."
YOU, sir, fail it. That is a ridiculous statement.
They are cheaper because the supply is higher - lets fuck. PLEASE!
is it possible? is it really really true? .. .must bE!
CDBEE still sucks. really bad though.
cdbee cralwed out from under his rock to post more apple garbage.
cdbee: completely anti-corporate, totally left leaning
(((except when it's trendy not to be.)))
I WILL LET YOU.
Oh yes. I will let you. You can nibble on my gopher stick all day long.
Who is your daddy? ITS STILL Eh0d!!!!!!
WANT TO KISS MY ASS?
please do. i really wish so.
NOW SHUT UP, -1 2003!!!!!!!!
nice one cdbee. perhaps you can explain what "the british are coming, the british are coming!" means? does it have something to do with you kicking our asses?
hmm no.
See u in may hunny bunny... I'll be flying into Gatwick. look 4 me
yes yes YES!!!
WITH HIS COCK!
the one eyed cyclops AGAIN!
Preamble
I have a theory. I think that when you get a normal girl in front of a webcam, she becomes a whore. A cam whore. Now, I certainly don't mean that she'll fuck anything that moves, although this may be the case. I mean that her exhbitionistic tendencies will come out and she'll start doing weird things on cam. Exposing herself, flashing some sweet tittie to whoever might be watching or just being a tease. Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I like to watch some cam whore tease a bunch of guys just as much as the next totally heterosexual male aged 18 - 40. However, a while ago I got the opportunity to "direct" one of these cam sessions with a normal girl who just got a webcam that day. This was a private show, and is not likely to be repeated any time soon. Fear not, loyal reader, for I made good use of the unique opportunity and saved all of the images ( as any good pervert would ).
The Story
While talking to this girl on ICQ, she confided in me that she wanted to explore her submissive side with someone she could trust. Ka-ching! But no, I'm not that sort of person. Actually, I didn't like her hair. However, I didn't have any problems with dominating her online. I found out that I'm actually into this sort of thing, but we can talk about that another time. I started telling her to take photos of herself with her new webcam for me. She fell into line quickly ( no bitchslaps required ) and followed my directions fairly well for a first time sub. I started slowly, seeing how far she would go for me. The shirt and pants came off shortly, quickly followed by her bra with only a minimal amount of cajoling. After some poses in a thong and a g-string, she pranced around buck fucking naked. All because I told her too. Wow.
Now, it was time to get down to the fun stuff. Take a seat honey. Spread 'em. Good girl. This girl was so easy to work with. Any time she wanted to resist, I just told her that I would stop talking to her if she didn't do as I said. Ka-ching. This submissive thing is damn cool. I got her in various poses over the next little while. Ever wanted to see a girl lick her own nipple? So did I. Wanna know what she'll look like right before you do her up the poops? Now you know. I started getting bored with plain poses at this point, so I told her to start playing with herself.
Slut: "I can't do that now"
Me: "And why not?"
Slut: "Because it'll push me over the edge"
Me: "I don't see a problem with that. Do it."
And of co
Preamble
I have a theory. I think that when you get a normal girl in front of a webcam, she becomes a whore. A cam whore. Now, I certainly don't mean that she'll fuck anything that moves, although this may be the case. I mean that her exhbitionistic tendencies will come out and she'll start doing weird things on cam. Exposing herself, flashing some sweet tittie to whoever might be watching or just being a tease. Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I like to watch some cam whore tease a bunch of guys just as much as the next totally heterosexual male aged 18 - 40. However, a while ago I got the opportunity to "direct" one of these cam sessions with a normal girl who just got a webcam that day. This was a private show, and is not likely to be repeated any time soon. Fear not, loyal reader, for I made good use of the unique opportunity and saved all of the images ( as any good pervert would ).
The Story
While talking to this girl on ICQ, she confided in me that she wanted to explore her submissive side with someone she could trust. Ka-ching! But no, I'm not that sort of person. Actually, I didn't like her hair. However, I didn't have any problems with dominating her online. I found out that I'm actually into this sort of thing, but we can talk about that another time. I started telling her to take photos of herself with her new webcam for me. She fell into line quickly ( no bitchslaps required ) and followed my directions fairly well for a first time sub. I started slowly, seeing how far she would go for me. The shirt and pants came off shortly, quickly followed by her bra with only a minimal amount of cajoling. After some poses in a thong and a g-string, she pranced around buck fucking naked. All because I told her too. Wow.
Now, it was time to get down to the fun stuff. Take a seat honey. Spread 'em. Good girl. This girl was so easy to work with. Any time she wanted to resist, I just told her that I would stop talking to her if she didn't do as I said. Ka-ching. This submissive thing is damn cool. I got her in various poses over the next little while. Ever wanted to see a girl lick her own nipple? So did I. Wanna know what she'll look like right before you do her up the poops? Now you know. I started getting bored with plain poses at this point, so I told her to start playing with herself.
Slut: "I can't do that now"
Me: "And why not?"
Slut: "Because it'll push me over the edge"
Me: "I don't see a problem with that. Do it."
And of co
THIS IS HOW WE ROLL!
frosting flakes since 1996!
that's how we roll...
THATS HOW WE ROLL!
free frosting for all.
pee to pee
that's for me
when eh0d puts his pee
on me
i'm filled with glee