HIS COCK IS LIKE A 7/3 WURM WHICH , WHEN TAPPED, EATS A SMALL CHILD DEALING 5 DAMAGE TO TARGET OPPONENT!!!
when two eh0d wurm cocks of doom are played on the same table, they gobble each other up and die. casting cost is SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP FOREST PLAIN.
THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE BAG. SPAMMER. MORON SPAMMER. YOU ARE BERNARD SHIFFMAN.
Eh0D FUCK YOUED MAMA!!!!!
I said So!!!
Above poster is nothing but a hobbitt without a real way to sell shit, he is like those fat chicks web sites that aren't really good at all. fat bottomed girls do not make anything go round, cept eh0d's moama.
I have a theory. I think that when you get a normal girl in front of a webcam, she becomes a whore. A cam whore. Now, I certainly don't mean that she'll fuck anything that moves, although this may be the case. I mean that her exhbitionistic tendencies will come out and she'll start doing weird things on cam. Exposing herself, flashing some sweet tittie to whoever might be watching or just being a tease. Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I like to watch some cam whore tease a bunch of guys just as much as the next totally heterosexual male aged 18 - 40. However, a while ago I got the opportunity to "direct" one of these cam sessions with a normal girl who just got a webcam that day. This was a private show, and is not likely to be repeated any time soon. Fear not, loyal reader, for I made good use of the unique opportunity and saved all of the images ( as any good pervert would ).
The Story
While talking to this girl on ICQ, she confided in me that she wanted to explore her submissive side with someone she could trust. Ka-ching! But no, I'm not that sort of person. Actually, I didn't like her hair. However, I didn't have any problems with dominating her online. I found out that I'm actually into this sort of thing, but we can talk about that another time. I started telling her to take photos of herself with her new webcam for me. She fell into line quickly ( no bitchslaps required ) and followed my directions fairly well for a first time sub. I started slowly, seeing how far she would go for me. The shirt and pants came off shortly, quickly followed by her bra with only a minimal amount of cajoling. After some poses in a thong and a g-string, she pranced around buck fucking naked. All because I told her too. Wow.
Now, it was time to get down to the fun stuff. Take a seat honey. Spread 'em. Good girl. This girl was so easy to work with. Any time she wanted to resist, I just told her that I would stop talking to her if she didn't do as I said. Ka-ching. This submissive thing is damn cool. I got her in various poses over the next little while. Ever wanted to see a girl lick her own nipple? So did I. Wanna know what she'll look like right before you do her up the poops? Now you know. I started getting bored with plain poses at this point, so I told her to start playing with herself.
Slut: "I can't do that now" Me: "And why not?" Slut: "Because it'll push me over the edge" Me: "I don't see a problem with that. Do it."
And of course, she did. Gee, that finger looks lonely. Use two. What? You've never used more than two before? Well, now's the time to start with a third.
At this point, she would have agreed to anything ( and did ). I convinced her that my real name is Stile, and that I want her to hold up a sign that says "Stile Sux" on it. Silly girl. She did it. Those photos now reside in the second Stile Sux archive and she still doesnt know what Stile Sux means or what Stileproject is.
Me: "Gee, if you could get three fingers in there, how much more can you do?" Slut: "That's it. I can't fit anymore" Me: "I don't believe that. Do your whole hand" Slut: "I can't! I'll rip" Me: "Do it."
I have to give her credit. With a lot of pushing and shoving, some crying, a lot of moaning, and a few orgasms, she actually did it. She fisted herself because I told her to without ever having met me in real life.
I ended it at this point. The poor girl had worn herself out so that she could barely stay conscious, let alone talk. She doesnt know these photos are up here, and probably never will, so enjoy this glimpse into the life of a slutty cam whore.
I DONT MEAN THAT Eh0d HAS A COCK AS BIG AS GODZILLA'S COCK. I MEAN THAT EH0D HAS A COCK AS BIG AS GODZILLA!!
It is a giant fucking cock. He uses it to bash the fuckin trains, those stupid fuckin tokyo trains that piss around at 200 kp*meter*second/hour*mile rpm, and when he pees, he pees big, all over everybody. most people open their mouths,...not all .
eh0d is gonna be so mad at me. he's gonna yell and scream, start to hit me, bite me on my ankle...:.(... thanks you assholes. i'm gonna be sore for motherfucking weeks.
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eh0d, my daddy, why ddid you make that happen????:(:(:(
You first post stealing motherfucker! Mod this son of a bitch down, you cock sucking first post stealing m0n blowing motherfuckers! Fuck! You god damn wasted the first fucking post on this shit, you cock blower motherfuckers!!! Cunt bags! I hate you, seanadams.com, you are on my FUCKING ENEMIES list. FUCK YOU!
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YOUR IP AND SUBNET HAS BEEN IP BLOCKED,
then eh0d grabs his dongle and waves it in my face.
HIS COCK IS LIKE A 7/3 WURM WHICH , WHEN TAPPED, EATS A SMALL CHILD DEALING 5 DAMAGE TO TARGET OPPONENT!!! when two eh0d wurm cocks of doom are played on the same table, they gobble each other up and die. casting cost is SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP FOREST PLAIN.
OMFG THIS IS BUTTSECHS
aint no robots gettin no first posts... robots in windows!!!!
THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE BAG. SPAMMER. MORON SPAMMER. YOU ARE BERNARD SHIFFMAN.
Eh0D FUCK YOUED MAMA!!!!!
I
said
So!!!
Above poster is nothing but a hobbitt without a real way to sell shit, he is like those fat chicks web sites that aren't really good at all. fat bottomed girls do not make anything go round, cept eh0d's moama.
ALL
NIGHT
LONG!!!!!!!!
He put it in my pooper!!!!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A WOMAN. WOMEN CANT DRIVE.
THEN AGAIN This is slashdot. And there are no women on slashdot except hooved bitches who can't drive either.
NOBODY LIKES APPLES. :(
bad basd bad
Bad for teeth
Preamble
:: Back to PenIsMightier ::
I have a theory. I think that when you get a normal girl in front of a webcam, she becomes a whore. A cam whore. Now, I certainly don't mean that she'll fuck anything that moves, although this may be the case. I mean that her exhbitionistic tendencies will come out and she'll start doing weird things on cam. Exposing herself, flashing some sweet tittie to whoever might be watching or just being a tease. Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. I like to watch some cam whore tease a bunch of guys just as much as the next totally heterosexual male aged 18 - 40. However, a while ago I got the opportunity to "direct" one of these cam sessions with a normal girl who just got a webcam that day. This was a private show, and is not likely to be repeated any time soon. Fear not, loyal reader, for I made good use of the unique opportunity and saved all of the images ( as any good pervert would ).
The Story
While talking to this girl on ICQ, she confided in me that she wanted to explore her submissive side with someone she could trust. Ka-ching! But no, I'm not that sort of person. Actually, I didn't like her hair. However, I didn't have any problems with dominating her online. I found out that I'm actually into this sort of thing, but we can talk about that another time. I started telling her to take photos of herself with her new webcam for me. She fell into line quickly ( no bitchslaps required ) and followed my directions fairly well for a first time sub. I started slowly, seeing how far she would go for me. The shirt and pants came off shortly, quickly followed by her bra with only a minimal amount of cajoling. After some poses in a thong and a g-string, she pranced around buck fucking naked. All because I told her too. Wow.
Now, it was time to get down to the fun stuff. Take a seat honey. Spread 'em. Good girl. This girl was so easy to work with. Any time she wanted to resist, I just told her that I would stop talking to her if she didn't do as I said. Ka-ching. This submissive thing is damn cool. I got her in various poses over the next little while. Ever wanted to see a girl lick her own nipple? So did I. Wanna know what she'll look like right before you do her up the poops? Now you know. I started getting bored with plain poses at this point, so I told her to start playing with herself.
Slut: "I can't do that now"
Me: "And why not?"
Slut: "Because it'll push me over the edge"
Me: "I don't see a problem with that. Do it."
And of course, she did. Gee, that finger looks lonely. Use two. What? You've never used more than two before? Well, now's the time to start with a third.
At this point, she would have agreed to anything ( and did ). I convinced her that my real name is Stile, and that I want her to hold up a sign that says "Stile Sux" on it. Silly girl. She did it. Those photos now reside in the second Stile Sux archive and she still doesnt know what Stile Sux means or what Stileproject is.
Me: "Gee, if you could get three fingers in there, how much more can you do?"
Slut: "That's it. I can't fit anymore"
Me: "I don't believe that. Do your whole hand"
Slut: "I can't! I'll rip"
Me: "Do it."
I have to give her credit. With a lot of pushing and shoving, some crying, a lot of moaning, and a few orgasms, she actually did it. She fisted herself because I told her to without ever having met me in real life.
I ended it at this point. The poor girl had worn herself out so that she could barely stay conscious, let alone talk. She doesnt know these photos are up here, and probably never will, so enjoy this glimpse into the life of a slutty cam whore.
- Zippy
I DONT MEAN THAT Eh0d HAS A COCK AS BIG AS GODZILLA'S COCK. I MEAN THAT EH0D HAS A COCK AS BIG AS GODZILLA!!
.not all .
It is a giant fucking cock. He uses it to bash the fuckin trains, those stupid fuckin tokyo trains that piss around at 200 kp*meter*second/hour*mile rpm, and when he pees, he pees big, all over everybody. most people open their mouths,..
THEN HE PISSED ALL OVER MY MAMA
:(
All.
Freaking.
Over.
There was blood everywhere
i.e. I am the greatest pubic hair that ever escaped from e h 0 d ' s jungle of love.
FUCK YOU!
to ram your penis in between the door.
he does it to me every day:(
First Post for PEn. Eh0d beats me every night.
115 thousand people died, and you only care about a fucking laser beam? you stupid morons.
2 consecutive posts. nice
eh0d is gonna be so mad at me. he's gonna yell and scream, start to hit me, bite me on my ankle... :.(... thanks you assholes. i'm gonna be sore for motherfucking weeks.
in tribute to eh0d and my failing of this failure of a first post (ie.e. done & done,) i would like to congratulate noobyd. except YOU!!!!! nice job.
penismightier.com has recently banned the word "nigger" from its message board. this is an outrage, an attack against freedom of speech. let's take them down!
:( :( :(
eh0d, my daddy, why ddid you make that happen????
and then he laughed at me. you are so mean, eh0d. after igot you the first post... :.(...
Didn't see this coming. Hell I am surprised the fucking article made it past the editors with that Mac slag.
You first post stealing motherfucker! Mod this son of a bitch down, you cock sucking first post stealing m0n blowing motherfuckers! Fuck! You god damn wasted the first fucking post on this shit, you cock blower motherfuckers!!! Cunt bags! I hate you, seanadams.com, you are on my FUCKING ENEMIES list. FUCK YOU!
I've been using PenAMP For years and m0n is my enemy.
GNAA SUCKS!!!!!!
First Post PEN 2004; eh0d is my daddy.
my chicken salad just ran right up my ass!
BOOBIES FOR EVERYONE!
32% of all viruses come from Ukraine. It's too bad that they can't use their talents for good...
Bunch of Ukranian script kiddies.
P.S. Don't call it "The Ukraine", that makes them angry. Call it "Ukraine". You don't call Europe "the Europe", it is just Europe.
WTF eh0d, why must you throw so much h8 at me???
MOD ACCORDINGLY.