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Review: Nerdcore Hip-Hop Compilation CD Project

'Nerdcore' is a tricky thing to nail down. Some of it is simply novelty niche tracks with cheesy lyrics, and gimmicky derivative music. Some of it is inspired by trip-hop, others from 80s hip hop or 90s gangsta. A lot of it is really bad. And some of it is actually really good. Witty, sharp lyrics. Entertaining beats and excellent production value. You can hear all of these things on Rhyme Torrents Nerdcore Compilation. Read on for my review.

The best part is that this is all available freely as bittorrents. It'll take you many hours to wade through it all, but the gems in there make it worth the trip.

What I hear on these albums really runs a wide spectrum of music, both in terms of genre and production value. Some sound like a kid with his iMac and a mic. And there's others that sound just as produced as any mainstream studio release. Of course music is about more than how expensive of a mic you used: you'll hear "Good" songs in both groups.

Besides the fact that almost all of these tracks are 'Rap', if there is a unifying feature here it's that the songs are about nerdish things. You'll hear tracks reciting Pi, talking smack about operating systems, and games from Super Mario Bros to Warcraft and Dungeons and Dragons. Much of the Post Dre rap you've heard celebrates the 'Gangsta' lifestyle. Personally I find much of this very hard to take seriously. Likewise, much of the lyrics just get campy. It's like a Weird Al mad libs lyric, where the rapper tries to rhyme whatever techish things pop into mind. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't.

MC Hawking is a great example. His track essentially an MC Battle style rap that relies on the synthesizer voice gimmick. But damnit it actually works. The lyrics are tight and amusing. I wish the hook was stronger, but thats a track I'll enjoy listening to.

Monzy's 'So Much Drama in the PhD' works as well. 'I run gmake and gcc / and i ain't never called malloc without calling free'. The parts come together really well. He might not be the best rapper you've ever heard, but I really enjoy the track. But the lyrics are ultimately that of a novelty song. Very entertaining with a good beat, but very niche.

Ytcracker's "In My Time" is just a fantastic track. You'll be hard pressed not to tap your foot. His lyrics are less obvious then most anything else on the rest of the album. He might be referencing the Atari 2600 or downloading porn to a USB pen, but you could play this track outside a compilation like this and it works. He's probably my favorite on the set. I had to snag more of his stuff from his web site, and it was interesting to see that his work is actually progressing. Having mined the most extreme end of the tech/geek world, his last few songs are stronger for it.

Another common theme here is liberal use of samples. Almost everything has samples from somewhere. You'll here the sound of Mario catching a mushroom integrated into the beats of tracks, and countless game theme songs and sound effects split apart and remixed. Sometimes it's just a gimmick. Other times it works musically. In addition to liberal use of sampling, copyright issues are a common theme in many tracks as well. Sometimes it's subtle, flippant references to downloading movies. But in the case of "Fuck the MPAA"... well, not so much in the way of subtle ;) Don't get me wrong- I got little warm fuzzies hearing sounds that i haven't heard in years, back from my childhood. But after 70 odd tracks, the novelty fades.

On a somewhat related notes, Googling a few of these artists and you'll find another common theme- the remix. Many of these artists feature remixes on their own sites done by others. Doing this definitely shows that a compilation like this is only the tip of the nerdcore iceberg.

It's also worth noting that there are a number of tracks that kinda don't fit. Foreign language stuff. Stuff that falls more into the pop category than hip hop. Some of these tracks are allright, but they feel out of place in this compilation. Like the Rappy McRapper track 'Lick Your Own Butthole Dance'. It's purely goofy silly stuff. Not bad mind you, but it simply doesn't fit. That said, I must have listened to that butthole song 10 times. It's so stupid I love it.

I sort all my music using iTunes '5 Star' thingee. Anything I rate 1-2 stars, I never want to hear again. 17 tracks here fell into that category. Anything 4-5 stars is stuff that goes into my uber playlist. I currently have 1174 songs in this playlist. Of the 4 CDs of music here, 15 songs made it to that playlist. Thats better then most music I listen to.

My suggestion- just download it. Listen to a couple tracks at a time. Don't listen to 15 in a row or it'll break you. Listening to someone rap about Warcraft and followed by one about rolling D20s gets old when strung together. But the best tracks on here stand tall, taking "Nerdcore" away from being simply silly novelty tracks ready for morning zoo radio and campus CS labs, and instead showing that the so called "Nerdcore" lifestyle can be celebrated in at least as interesting way as "Gangsta". The best tracks here do just that. Finding them is fun. A number of artists here are doing just that.

But at the end of the day, sometimes you just need to find a bit of music that you can relate to. And when you hear 'join me in the basement cuz it's warcraft patch day / time for D&D a frontalittle mainstay' day, so it's time to play D&D.... well, thats my Tuesday too. There's something odd about hearing it rapped about.

194 comments

  1. Hmm... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't know, I wouldn't admit openly to listening to that. Like, I'd be OK with myself with it, but if someone told me they listened to nerdcore, I'd think "what a geek" :P

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    1. Re:Hmm... by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      2 skinnee j's is nerdcore, a great band, and one you can be proud of.

      They also put on the most energetic and fun concert I have ever been to.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by fotoflojoe · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...if someone told me they listened to nerdcore, I'd think "what a geek"
      But it will help you ferzle your inner nerzle.

    3. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YTC is where it's at. re%

      Tracks like Ytcracker - What you net.mp3 have created huge interests by my friends, be it real-life or innanet stunnaz.

      They are liking this 'genre' and will continue to like it. If you don't flaunt the beats outside your computer/office/home...you're not a true nerd. Let your nerd amibitions flow freely.

    4. Re:Hmm... by tripspike · · Score: 1

      That is definitely the point.

  2. Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by Comsn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    like mc chris
    http://www.mcchris.com

    or rappy mcrapperson
    http://www.rappymcrapperson.com

    1. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think my favorite was Weird Al... not that there are too many examples, but those shine (especially All about the Pentiums)

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    2. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by notNeilCasey · · Score: 1

      If anybody is in New York, mc chris is doing a live show (music & sketches) Dungeonmaster of Ceremonies this Friday at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.

      Full disclosure: I have a small part in the show and I work for the theater. But I'm on topic!

    3. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by justkarl · · Score: 1

      My favorite: MC Husky, produced by me. Go to http://music.randombeats.com/ and click on "MC Husky - Outcast. Only about 1 or 2 minutes. (P.S. for interested parties, I should clarify that I'm the producter, NOT the rapper. Not *that* dorky...ok maybe)

    4. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deltron 3030 - they were there years before it was a geek cause celebre, and, shockingly, they were commercial. The album was a sci-fi hip-hop epic, something along the lines of that Daft Punk album with the associated manga (Discovery?). The flash videos were some of the best I've ever seen.

      No one talks about them any more... though Dan The Automator is successful.

    5. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by Comsn · · Score: 1

      yes, i am waiting for that gorillaz movie...

      daft punks' interstella 5555 was great

      or even DJ QBert's Wave Twisters was a fun watch.

      more animated music videos people!

      dont forget the classic river city ransom work it mvid.

    6. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by Magus2501 · · Score: 1

      MC Plus+ http://www.mcplusplus.com/ He's a CS PhD student here at Purdue University. And he's the reason Monzy wrote "Drama in the PhD."

    8. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 1

      The joy of my world is Paul Barman.

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    9. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

      Brainpower, Dutch (or is it Vlamish?) rap band featuring white nerd with glasses as the lead singer. http://www.mcbrainpower.nl/ (check out the tracks)

    10. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by recursiv · · Score: 1

      That was some lazy delivery. However, you could improve the sound greatly if you read up on topics such as EQ, compression, and microphone placement.

      I ain't hatin', just trying to help.

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    11. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by tmossman · · Score: 1

      MC Frontalot
      http://www.frontalot.com/

      He's got incredible skill with words, whether talking about meeting a girl at a Star Wars convention, or telling the story of Little Red Riding Hood. And, for those who refuse to acknowledge the musical validity of a sampler and drum machine, he plays live shows backed by a jazz trio.

    12. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      I'd have to go with MC Frontalot and Optimus Rhyme

      But I'd also like to add Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. I know it's a sketch comedy group, but they have some funny tech songs and tech skits. My favorites are "Every OS Sucks" and "Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk".

  3. Why rap?? by RingDev · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are great non-rap geek songs in the world. My current favorite has to be "Code Monkey" http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/code-monkey

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Why rap?? by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Ughh... I hate that song.

    2. Re:Why rap?? by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 1

      Nerdcore is rap. This guy put together some nerdcore compilations, and Taco posted an article about it to slashdot. That's why rap. I don't mean to sound like an ass, but if you want a non-rap nerd music article, make a compilation and submit a story. Some of us enjoy some rap (witty counter-arguments like "it's not music" and something about a "silent c at the beginning" notwithstanding), especially in goofier guises like nerdcore.

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    3. Re:Why rap?? by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Speaking of strange 'music'... Syd Barrett just passed away.

      Shine On You Crazy Diamond....

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    4. Re:Why rap?? by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 1

      No no no no! Did you even look at the link that you posted? Nerdcore HIP-HOP is rap (and other forms of music that fall under the "hip-hop" umbrella, but with geeky themes). "Code Monkey" is nerdcore, but it's nerdcore soft rock, not nerdcore hip-hop.

      Generally speaking, any description with a -core suffix needs to be modifying something. For example, hardcore rap is a far different thing from hardcore punk - but they're definitely both hardcore. And hardcore land luge racing is also hardcore.

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    5. Re:Why rap?? by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 1

      You may be right, but Wikipedia redirects "Nerdore" to "Nerdcore_hip_hop" automatically and I've never heard of nerdcore referring to anything else, unless, like you mentioned, explicitly qualified. It's a moot point, though, since the compilation is limited to nerdcore hip hop (more or less)...

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    6. Re:Why rap?? by havenskate · · Score: 1

      I really liked this song. Thanks for sharing. :) and it's not rap. yay. I mean, rap is okay, but I honestly thing this is far less cliche than a lot of the rap nerdy songs I hear. Thanks.

    7. Re:Why rap?? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      But why limit the compilation to rap? There are a lot of great non-rap nerdcore songs. As the OP said, 6 CDs worth of music and he came up with what, 15 to add to his play list?

      -Rick

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    8. Re:Why rap?? by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      The reason that Nerdcore is considered rap, is because a rapper COINED the term. That would be MC Frontalot (www.frontalot.com) in case you were wondering. Frankly, I don't know how any self-respecting geek can have a "nerdcore" collection and NOT have any Frontalot in it! (or how Cmdr-taco could completely forget to mention him.)

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    9. Re:Why rap?? by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There are great non-rap geek songs in the world

      I'm not so sure about that, but there are certainly great non-geek rap songs in the world, so why not rap?

    10. Re:Why rap?? by somnambulant · · Score: 0

      I like Jonathon Coulton's stuff most of the time... here's another band you may like... not quite the style of JC, but one of my favs, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets: http://www.thickets.net/

      Cthulhu inspired geek-rock. Throw in a sci-fi album, songs inspired by superheroes, songs inspired by science, even songs inspired by toys from the '80s... fun stuff!

      Here's the lyrics to their Math Song (at least as transcribed by some lyric site):

      Y
      Y equals X over 5
      5 to the power of Zi
      Zi is the square root of 3
      3 is the number for me
      I said

      X
      X by the tangent of N
      N minus pi over 10
      That equals negative 9
      Negative 9 is so fine

      You've got a brain
      And nobody really needs another love song
      Love song

      N
      N is the product of V
      V and the cosine of 3
      Cube that and add 44
      And not an integer more
      Baby

      V
      V equals 1 through the sum
      The sum of 101
      And 83 over 5
      What is the value of Y?

      You've got a brain
      And nobody really needs another love song
      Love song

      You've got a brain
      Yeah I heard you've got it

    11. Re:Why rap?? by elliotCarte · · Score: 1

      Yes, Jonathan Coulton also has other nerdy songs too like 'That Spells DNA' and 'Mandelbrot Set' that are actually very good. Not all of his music is nerdy, but I really enjoy most of it. All of his songs are free to listen too and many are free to download as MP3s. Good stuff.
      Link to his songs page

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    12. Re:Why rap?? by javaman83 · · Score: 1

      No he didn't. Nerdcore, at least where I'm from, has been used to describe a variant of punk rock since the early 90's.

  4. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or maybe geeks recognize those bands as the most overrated acts in the history of music.

  5. Re:Geez by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

    But that would require social interaction!! On a serious note manufactured music is much easier for a lone artist to produce. And thats exactly what most of these artist are. Like MC Chris or MC Lars (mcchris.com and mclars.com). Occasionally they collaborate or bring in other people but for the most part it's just one guy sitting at his computer recording his voice and using loops to produce the background track.

  6. DDR Mario by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 2, Funny

    I recently bought DDR Mario Mix for the Gamecube. While I'm not a fan of house/techno/trance/whatever music, I was impressed with the remix of some of the classic Mario songs. I'm waiting for one of these mixes to show up at the local dance club just to see how many people catch the underlying music:

    "Dude, why do I have the sudden urge to jump on top of your head?"

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    1. Re:DDR Mario by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      "local dance club" Its ok, dude, you bought DDR Mario Mix. We know you don't go to clubs. :p

    2. Re:DDR Mario by idiot900 · · Score: 1

      You can download 3 of the mixes from the game from the official site: http://www.ddrmariomix.com/ (warning: Flash monstrosity)

    3. Re:DDR Mario by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      Actually, the fact that I bought it for my kids proves much more than buying the game that I don't go to clubs.

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    4. Re:DDR Mario by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      there have already been gimmicky dance remixes of every interesting video game theme song. they have been played at raves since 1992 and are no longer interesting.

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  7. How do they compare to MC Lars? by georgeha · · Score: 1

    You know, he raps about downloading music, and the dangers of cybering, and how Hot Topic is not Punk Rock.

    I like his songs, he has a talent for crafting great pop tunes.

    1. Re:How do they compare to MC Lars? by DJ+Snyder · · Score: 1

      I think there's a certain animosity towards Lars from select parts of the "nerdcore" community, they think he's just trying to exploit the internet counterculture scene. At least that's the vibe I get on Frontalot's forum, I don't really know enough about Lars to make a judgement myself.

    2. Re:How do they compare to MC Lars? by Ricdude · · Score: 1
      Hot Topic is not Punk Rock.


      'Round here, we call it McGoth.
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  8. bling by MrSquirrel · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does nerdcore need to bring it in the the mainstream?... MATERIAL ITEMS -- yes I'm referring to "bling". With the ultra-materialistic and ego-centric minds of the masses, having a piece of "bling" makes one feel special (just like everyone else). What will the nerdcore "bling" be? Diamond-studded pocket protectors? Gold-capped braces? Keyboards with hydraulics? Segways with rims?

    In all reality, I don't think nerdcore is geared to ever become mainstream... which is good, because mainstream usually means "mindless crap to please the masses and get them to buy things".

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    1. Re:bling by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      In all reality, I don't think nerdcore is geared to ever become mainstream... which is good, because mainstream usually means "mindless crap to please the masses and get them to buy things".

      But on the negative side, its female-repelling properties classify it as a contraceptive, needing a doctors prescription in several states.

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    2. Re:bling by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      There are states where contraceptives require a prescription??!

      The mind boggles.

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    3. Re:bling by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back in my day, boy, we wore motherboards around our necks, holstered dremel tools, and spike our hair with thermal grease.

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    4. Re:bling by Kesch · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Make giant golden "Pi" necklaces and earings made of transistors in the AND, OR, NOT, NAND, NOR, XOR, and XNOR varieties
      Step 2: ????
      Step 3: Profit
      Step 4(Optional): Geekette Ho's

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    5. Re:bling by Omestes · · Score: 1

      My nerd Bling is a 8086 chip from my second computer, I used to wear it as a necklace, but later it was just deligated down to "bad computer" mojo. A threat, someday you'll be obsolete too, seems to put all of my modern computers in their place.

      Now of course a golden USB or Cat5 cable, with a wireless detector on it would be the upgraded equivelent. Though I'm guessing a pimped out laptop would be called for (with studs)

      I'm very happy that there is yet another *core in music now, and this is the only *core thats rap. I'm still quite dazzled that there is mathcore, which sounds just like grindcore. I feel like I'm writing for Pitchfork, I'll shut up now, but wouldn't nerd rap be a better moniker?

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    6. Re:bling by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      Certain contraceptives like morning-after pills require a prescription, and in some states the pharmacist can even refuse to fill your prescription if it's against his/her personal ethics--meaning that their religious beliefs forbid the use of the contraceptive, and they have the right to force their religious views on customers. This is particularly disturbing as morning-after pills lose their effectiveness after the first 48 hours since intercourse, thus some women may end up having unwanted pregnancies because they could not find a pharmacy to fill their prescription in time (just obtaining the prescription takes some time).

  9. rating system by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Anything I rate 1-2 stars, I never want to hear again.

    My keyboard has a special key for songs (and other things) with such ratings. I call it the 'delete' key.

    Seriously, why bother rating something you never want to hear again? Why not just delete it? It this an iTunes thing?

    1. Re:rating system by nbannerman · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got 22049 songs in my collection. Most of these game straight from my CD collection, which used to total over 1000 albums and compilations. As a point, I live in the UK, and most CDs I have I purchased before the price wars started here; new CDs used to set me back over £15 ($23?).

      Now whilst I'll readily admit I barely listen to a lot of this stuff anymore, there are occasions when I suddenly want to listen to something, even if it is for all intents and purposes rubbish.

      Mid-90s dance cheese might seem a bit naff now, but at 3am with some mates, never under-estimate the value of reliving crazy times with bad music!

    2. Re:rating system by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Seriously, why bother rating something you never want to hear again? Why not just delete it?

      It's because he has the hoarding gene that so many nerds have. (Is that related to the monoamine oxidase A thing?)

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    3. Re:rating system by linvir · · Score: 1

      I'll be using that special "Delete" key on the cruft out of these torrents, because these files were free. But the vast majority of my music cost real money, so with my hard drive being nowhere near full, I may as well keep them around. If my hard drive was even bigger, I'd probably never bother deleting at all.

      Do not underestimate the power of subjectivity.

    4. Re:rating system by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      I have a tendence to hoard files. I have 2.80 Gb of music from Monotonik, and I listen to only a fraction of it.

    5. Re:rating system by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      (Is that related to the monoamine oxidase A thing?)

      I think this deserves a new slashdot meme...
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    6. Re:rating system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't like splitting up complete albums or compilations.

      If I've got the billboard top 100 songs of each year since 1960 in iTunes, it's hard to go deleting willy nilly. I'll rate down to 1 or 2 instead. Then if I ever get the urge to listen or if someone's over and they say "You remember that song..." I can find it no problem.

    7. Re:rating system by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Careful. Last time I tried that, I got modded to hell for every attempt at keeping the meme going. Apparently, somebody didn't like it enough to mod down every post I made with the fake new meme. I don't remember exactly what it was, but somebody else posted a comment I thought was worthy of being a meme, so I started posting it myself. Something about cunnilingus on a hardwood floor...

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    8. Re:rating system by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      I do similar things with my MPD playlist. I can't be bothered maintaining more than one list, so I stick everything in one folder and chmod 0 the ones I don't want to play.

  10. Awesome Rapper by zmilo · · Score: 0

    MC Frontalot's pretty good himself, and is the official rapper of PA: www.frontalot.com And no, I wasn't getting paid for that.

    1. Re:Awesome Rapper by databyss · · Score: 1

      The front is one of the top in this genre.

      I've seen him live a few times, he puts on a good show with a band and all.

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  11. More Frontalot and Hawking! by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

    There are some OK tracks on this but not near enough Frontalot or Hawking.

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    Enigma

    1. Re:More Frontalot and Hawking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  12. Re:Geez by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > You would think that nerds, who are supposedly intelligent, would choose music with real musical value, stuff like Rush or Dream Theater, or other non-manufactured musical types, even jazz or classical.

    Filk is a long-standing Hackish tradition, and Nerdcore is merely its latest incarnation.

    But since you asked, how about blues?

    Just One More Hack, and then the author of the UPS debugger will put it on the 'net...

    Well, I've written a debugger and it suits me just fine It'll chase away your problems, turn your water into wine
    It's got so many features, in fact it's bloody clever,
    If it can't solve your problem then your problem probably never
    can be solved
    so you might as well pack it on in,
    coz it's the best debugger that there's ever been.

    It's got everything you wanted, everything you desire.
    It'll handle fancy structures, set your soul on fire,
    It'll indirect through pointers, and catch a falling star,
    and if you ask it nicely it'll pop off to the bar
    and tell your friends
    how to solve the problems they're in,
    coz it's the best debugger that there's ever been.

    If you've got a nasty problem and your data structure's bent
    and your pointer's in a tangle with your structure elements,
    If you're losing all your memory coz your allocator leaks
    And your girl's getting nasty coz she's not seen you for weeks,
    then stoke up Mark's debugger
    you know it'll win,
    coz it's the best debugger that there's ever been....

    MP3 version available at: Just One More Hack - Mark Wheadon, ca. 1991-1992.
  13. Re:Geez by 15Bit · · Score: 1
    What is art? What is style? Is beauty in the eye of the beholder? What is good/bad music?

    All these questions to be answered in our forthcoming slashdot discussion thread.

    PS: I tend to post my wide-sweeping taste/art/style etc generalisations anonymously...

  14. Re:Geez by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, basically we want to have something to define us, too.

    It's cool to have some music, some lyrics, some inside jokes that nobody "gets" but you. Find me a non-nerd who could appreciate something like "2B or not 2B, that is FF".

    Same with music. And its lyrics, its style, the way it works.

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  15. Devo by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    was nerdcore in the 70's/80's.

    I'm just sayin'

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    1. Re:Devo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As was Gary Numan, and Information Society in the 80s..

  16. Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer Futuristic Sex Robotz.

    http://www.futuristicsexrobotz.com/

    1. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Their songs are pretty great. Fuck the MPAA for example. Oh, look, it's a torrent of their album.

    2. Re:Meh... by CellBlock · · Score: 1

      Seconding the nod for FSR. It isn't just nerd rap; we're talking GANGSTER nerd rap. They've even got a song they're hoping to get added to the soundtrack for Snakes on a Plane.

  17. Bling by everphilski · · Score: 1

    I was an RA a few years back and we set up a murder mystery in the dorms. I wasn't in charge of setting it up but I was an actor. I was told to dress as a rapper. I had a wifebeater, an Adidas jacket, but couldn't find the bling... so a friend (who knew me all too well) took a can of mountain dew and the pop tops and made me my "bling" ...

  18. Re:Geez by instantkamera · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a joke right?

    Music is an art. You dont have to be the best with a brush to make great are. Likewise, Skilled hands dont always make the most heartfelt pieces.

    An artist needs to be proficient enough to express what they want, in the manner they truely envisioned because, thankfully, art is not defined by the strict confines of scientific/mathematical perfection.

    Translation:

    Dream Theater is the pizza topping equivalent of DUB CHEE.

  19. nerdcore by IAstudent · · Score: 1

    I first got into nerdcore with ytcracker's 'Nerdrap Entertainment System'. Thought there would be others out there doing the same thing and it looks like I was right.

    Props to yt and the rest for making rap I can actually stand listening to.

    1. Re:nerdcore by zmilo · · Score: 0

      RIP Surge, man, RIP Surge...

  20. Not an iTunes thing by geekoid · · Score: 1

    a moron user thing.

    Now 1-2 star rating on something I don't want to here, but want to share with somepeople who may like it would make sense.
    When I get enough, I burn a disk, then delete.

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  21. Bah by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

    I personally don't like nerdcore. Aparently the reviewer doesn't really like it either, and I quote: "Listen to a couple tracks at a time. Don't listen to 15 in a row or it'll break you." Generally that is a sign you find something distasteful, and are tolerating it only for some other reason (want to feel like you fit in with the nerd crowd?)

    1. Re:Bah by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah right, I'm sure CmdrTaco - founder and overlord of Slashdot - is just dying to be accepted as a true member of the 'nerd crowd' at Slashdot.

    2. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same reaction to Charlie Parker

    3. Re:Bah by Jerf · · Score: 1

      No, that's just how you have to wade through unfiltered stuff. 90% of everything is crap. The thing is, the 10% that isn't is different for everybody.

      I use a similar process for OCRemix.org; there are torrents of the songs you can grab, about 1500, then I just filter through the list once, pluck out the ones I like, and trash the rest. I'd say I'm keeping about 5%, if that, but that's still some neat music you won't find any other way.

      (Also, grab the Doom torrent. You'd never know that wasn't a full professionial production.)

    4. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. There are many things I don't want to listen to /constantly/, but I'm still a fan of. Hip-Hop springs to mind, as does Chopin. Every so often I want to listen to both DJ Format CDs followed by NWA, the Roots, and Original Pirate Material, or Rubinstein playing the complete waltzes and mazurkas, plus MC Ashkenazy on the études. But more often I'll seek that one track which has popped into my head, and maybe listen to a few more before switching over to radio or whatever. Anyone that really does listen to one artist, or even one genre, /all/ the time, is a bit scary and obsessive IMO. :) my lo-fi turing test word was "methods", man

  22. Re:Geez by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    I simply meant (not entirely seriously, but that obviously wasn't conveyed) that I found it amusing that nerds who are so infatuated with complexity seem to enjoy the simplest of musical genres.

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  23. Bah... by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    This website has better music even though some of it is sixty years old. These songs deal with incompetent managers and even the United States obsession with science and the military. It also helps that some of these people actually have signing talent.

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  24. Re:Geez by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I see, it's not music you like, therefore it's not real. How closed minded.

    Once I stiopped disliking music because of it's genre, I found a lot of really good stuff.

    I think EmmnEmm is a fantastic story teller who has some music that really cuts to the painfull part of parenting.

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  25. The Great Luke Ski! by shawnmchorse · · Score: 1

    Can't say I've ever even heard of nerdcore, but The Great Luke Ski was who I thought of first. He does comedy music including parodies (a la Weird Al), and quite a bit of it is "white boy rap". But the key thing is that the vast majority of it is related to things that typically interest nerds and/or geeks, including Star Trek, Star Wars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Files, The Matrix, Simpsons, Futurama, etc. His 2002 album was even titled Uber Geek, and he recorded so many Star Trek and Star Wars related songs that he eventually ended up compiling all of them onto their own privately released CDs ("Trek-Wutchyalike" and "May The Farce Be With You").

  26. "I'll take you to my house..." by InsaneLampshade · · Score: 1

    "It'll take you many hours to wade through it all, but the gems in there make it worth the trip."

    Wow, i really should learn to read things properly, at first glance i thought the above sentence said "I'll take you to my house...".

  27. Don't forget the nerdcore producers! by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

    The musicians deserve credit too! My favourite is Finnish producer Tero who has done live PA's with nothing but 2 Commodore 64s!

  28. Well, if *I* had MC Hammer... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Filk is a long-standing Hackish tradition, and Nerdcore is merely its latest incarnation.

    Wow. I never thought the day would come where I'd miss folk music.

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  29. Thanks God... by GigG · · Score: 1

    Thank God I'm to old to be this much of a nerd.

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  30. Posers by SnailNobra · · Score: 0

    Because in any group of people there are the legits and the posers. A real geek is going to openly admit to listening to music with some musical merit like jazz, classic & progressive rock, or just about anything that rarely ever makes it onto billboard. But for the wannabe geeks, they need to proclaim this sort of thing in order to prove their geek cred. It's all about image and their way to garner respect from people.

    Plus they're all middle class white boys from the burbs who don't know anything about bitchez, ho's, bling, benz, poppin' caps but couldn't buy enough Death Row records. So when they decided to be rappers the only thing they knew about rapping was geek stuff. I get this image of Michael Bolton from Office Space dressed up like Grandmaster Flash.

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  31. Re:Geez by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    I enjoy blues, and I wasn't really attacking simple music, though it generally isn't my style. I enjoy Filk at times, as it is humorous, but I can't stand rap. Oh well, at least it isn;t country music and I still have excellent Karma! =D

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  32. Re:Geez by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Or maybe geeks recognize those bands as the most overrated acts in the history of music..."

    I dunno....all that playing their own instruments, and composing original music, lyrics and sounds vs sampling/stealing others work hardly sounds like groups that would be overrated. Possibly they are admired for their actual talent for creating something new and musical at the same time.

    I dunno, with (c)rap, it seems if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it. Hell, I could probably do it....and if that's the case, it can't possibly be talent. Anybody can shout out phrases to a drum beat...what happened to people that can actually sing, play instruments, work in melodies and harmonies...?

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  33. Re:Geez by 15Bit · · Score: 1

    Oh, i agree completely. Just pointing out that the comment could be a bit contentious and may spark some lively discussion. Which is a good thing.

  34. Re:Geez by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    Exactly what I was going for. Also, how is Dream Theater overrated? I could maybe see Rush, but commercial success isn't always overrated if it's actually good, is it? Oh, I forgot, this is /. oh well.

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  35. Re:Geez by linvir · · Score: 1, Funny
    (c)rap
    Anyone else stop giving a shit about this guy's opinion the moment they saw this?
  36. No MC Plus+ mention? by alohatiger · · Score: 1

    He's going to bust a... (whatever geek rappers bust into people)

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    1. Re:No MC Plus+ mention? by DigitalHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      motherboard cap?

    2. Re:No MC Plus+ mention? by tepples · · Score: 1
      He's going to bust a

      Capacita in yo' assita.

  37. some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fingers to the keys to the code I be typing
    I'll bash that script, like a process I be sniping
    You're lamer than some h4x0r saying "Yo! Yo! Whatsup?!"
    I wish that somebody would terminate ya with a kill -HUP.
    I'm flying like Apache, you're slower than concrete.
    You're built like a gnome, and I ain't talking 'bout no suite.
    No shortcuts'll save you, your doom is complete
    No Alt-F4'll help you, no Ctl-Alt-Delete
    will stop this feat, you better believe it
    this ain't no superstition,
    I'll open all your ports and your hardrive repartition.

    So, you say you're fighting for the nerdcore crown...
    But I'd say that you're closer to a nerdcore clown.
    Pack it in, save your ass, yo H4x getthefuckouttadodge!
    You're a Beowulf unclustered, with its power cords dislodged.
    You're too l4me for this g4me, wanna fl4me? It's all the s4me
    Cuz you're an Apple 2c and I'm a mainframe.
    You're inept! Can't even play dead, you play sick.
    We couldn't pityyoumore if you were Visual Basic.
    You like that kid? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
    It's a rout! I flout my stout clout with this cool cool cout
    and I'm out.

    1. Re:some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by HitScan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make that "I flout my stout clout with my std::cout" and you're good to go. (have to pronounce it "stid c-out" to make it flow though.)

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    2. Re:some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo, your unix is fly but your rhyme just ain't phatter
      I make Ice T sound like the Mad Hatter
      In the Closed Source cathedral, they call me a pillar
      In the underground, I'm the DCOP Killer
      So bash if you like and see if I care
      I hope your fat ass can dodge this chair

      Oh no, no CTRL-ALT-DELETE?
      I won't cry in defeat --
      I think on my feet
      'cause this brotha is 1337.
      I've got the best moves you've ever seen
      Just play me something by Miami Sound Machine

      I've said it before and I'll say it again
      I'mma fsckin kill you -- say hello to my friend
      It's my troubleshooting problem solver.
      I'm done, peace out -- it's Bill's homeboy Ballmer.

          -- Eb

    3. Re:some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by aendeuryu · · Score: 1

      What? That's it? That's all I'm going to get?
      That's the funniest thing I've witnessed since dot Net.
      I bet the shorties are all begging you to stop,
      and the most play your lap sees is from your laptop.
      I could go on, but you ain't worth the time,
      You ain't worth the effort, you ain't worth the rhyme.
      I'm the real thing, boy, and you're just a MIME.
      Not since Sony's rootkit have I witnessed such a crime.
      Try again later when you've got the nerdcore touch,
      In the meantime, don't abuse your "joystick" too much.

    4. Re:some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by linvir · · Score: 1

      Your post made me laugh
      Mainly that cathedral part
      Wait, this isn't rap

  38. Re:Geez by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Troll
    "I see, it's not music you like, therefore it's not real."

    No...I just said it wasn't for the most part...music, in a joking manner. Playing instrument, actually singing, harmony, melody...all things involved with music.

    For the most part, with some exceptions, rap is nothing more than shouting or speaking over a drum machine beat, often with some samples of real musicians' work thrown in.

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  39. Re:Geez by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1
    but for the most part it's just one guy sitting at his computer recording his voice and using loops to produce the background track.
    That model has its advantages in surprising ways. I've seen MC Chris live, and it's an experience.. he raps, while his DJ (John Fewell, who does the music-looping in MC Chris' songs) runs the show off an iBook. Reportedtly the lappy died one time, and they were able to run it off a measly iPod.
  40. Don't steal the word nerdcore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the language naturally suggests: hardcore nerdy, aka extremely nerdy. I've been using it since before I heard about this genre of rap.

    Why rap anyway? Doesn't the word 'hardcore' in a musical context suggest heavy metal?

    1. Re:Don't steal the word nerdcore! by akainekora · · Score: 1

      i, for one, welcome our new rapping nerd overlords. hey, somebody had to say it.

  41. Post-Dre Gangsta by IngramJames · · Score: 1

    Much of the Post Dre rap you've heard celebrates the 'Gangsta' lifestyle

    Alas, this is true. There is lots of other stuff out there, but it won't get much radio or club play, because Gangsta sells better.

    In the words of KRS-One: "Hip hop is where it always was - underground." (sorry, quoted from memory, almost certainly without accuracy).

    For some recent (well, OK, not that recent, but I don't keep up to date) non-Gangsta hip hop, check out Bomfunk MCs for some serious breaks and BBoy-centric music, "The Return Of The DJ" LPs and various other artists.. they aren't too hard to find if you know where to look (google for the above and surf - you'll find lots of stuff). And nowadays you can even buy some underground stuff in HMV and Virgin (ahhh, I remember the day when I asked for Public Enemy in Virgin juuust to see the puzzled looks)..

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    1. Re:Post-Dre Gangsta by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      And for some intellectual hip hop with a philisophical bent, check out pretty much anything with vocals on the Ninja Tune label.

  42. MC Iron is okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://wee-unit.mserle.net/mp3s is one of my favorites. MC frontalot is one of the best, although spamtec is fun to listen to... and of course, monzy.com made 2 mp3s that are far more geekier than anything else out there, coding-wise!

    Note: wikipedia has an okay-ish article on nerdcore with other links

  43. Stevens (R-Nerd) by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Senator Ted Stevens is the kind of nerd who wishes he were a geek, doesn't have the brains. He does have the sucka MC mic on C-SPAN whenever he wants to throw down the jive, so he's an artificial-hip-hopper, nationwide.

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  44. Kraftwerk by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

    before I knew what a nerd was we enjoyed listening to Kraftwerk. I guess that makes me old.

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  45. Re:Geez by mvnicosia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Please come back and post when you've listened to several albums by The Roots, Beastie Boys, Digital Underground, and A Tribe Called Quest. BTW, rap is defined by M-W as: 1 a : the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity b : vocal, instrumental, or mechanical sounds having rhythm, melody, or harmony Thanks for your uneducated and close-minded opinion, though.

  46. Re:Geez by telbij · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would think that nerds, who are supposedly intelligent, would choose music with real musical value, stuff like Rush or Dream Theater, or other non-manufactured musical types, even jazz or classical.

    On the other hand, it's no surprise that a nerd who values intelligence above all else would fail to realize musical taste has nothing to do with intelligence.

  47. MC Frontalot by NilObject · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not a single mention of MC Frontalot? Are you people nuts?!

    http://frontalot.com/index.php

    He's the most nerdcore!

    1. Re:MC Frontalot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Indeed, my first thought was how can this be a nerdcore review without any mention of either MC Frontalot or MC Chris?

      My second thought was, "MC Hawking finally made some new shit?"

    2. Re:MC Frontalot by haaz · · Score: 1

      hells yes. Frontalot has root on my nerdcore boxes!

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    3. Re:MC Frontalot by Spunk · · Score: 1

      In addition, he fronts the most.

  48. Re:Geez by mvnicosia · · Score: 1

    It's Eminem, but I'm sure he'd appreciate your support.

  49. Re:Geez by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "You would think that nerds, who are supposedly intelligent, would choose music with real musical value, stuff like Rush or Dream Theater, or other non-manufactured musical types..."

    "Yup, and do remember to try NOT to use the words "rap" and "music" in the same sentence, as that they are mutually exclusive terms, kind of like military intelligence."

    Whew....lots of rapsters with mod points in here. Can't take a joke?

    :-)

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  50. Whoops forgot the website by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    http://www.haverford.edu.nyud.net:8090/physics-ast ro/songs/ Coral cached it so it doesn't get slashdotted.

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  51. Slashdot effect by lixee · · Score: 1

    I wished all my favorite shows' torrents were slashdotted in that way.

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  52. Just like a few other things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, I wouldn't admit openly to listening to that.

    From an RPG.net thread making up RPG Demotivator posters:
    Gaming Humor.
    (Credit goes to Opsimath on page 9. Posting AC since I copied it w/o permission.)

  53. Emulation Station by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL. Download volume1 and listen to "1337 G33K B3AT - 22 - Emulation Station.mp3". Rap done by pre-pubescent kids is hilarious sounding. The High pitched voices just cracks me up.

    1. Re:Emulation Station by akainekora · · Score: 1

      that's a 21-year-old woman. http://www.myspace.com/1gb

    2. Re:Emulation Station by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. So apparently I'm not the only one who thought she sounded like a 10 year old who's balls hadn't dropped.

      http://media.putfile.com/L33T-G33K-B34T_DROPPIN-MY -BALLS_TEST-VIDEO-FOR-FUN

  54. Re:Stevens (R-Nerd) - you got that abckwards by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Nerds need brains. geeks do not.

    how much brains do you need to argue why a wookie would use alight saber? or discuss who is better Superman or mighty mouse. Or think that there time they ahve been playing roleplaying games counts for something? Those are geek activities.

    Geeks think up, design and build the toys that allow geeks to play.

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  55. Why wasn't I consulted?! by shotgunsaint · · Score: 1

    Wow, my band does a song that would fit on there perfectly. It's called Geekstylin', and it's about my favorite D&D character. Also, I'm disappointed to learn of the lack of the Buck65 track "Making Love to your Hard Drive." Every slashdotter should hear that song, at least once. Effing hilarious.

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  56. Download download by harvey_peterson · · Score: 0

    Wow - these might be the best seeded torrents ever.

  57. check out Hich-C's aka Sandwich Boy's other site by mikesum · · Score: 1

    Here's the post about it on beos news.

    http://beosnews.com/?postid=137

    Be sure to check out Wired in August.

  58. Roosevelt Franklin by cthrall · · Score: 1

    If you haven't heard anything by Roosevelt Franklin, go get their album "Something's Gotta Give."

  59. In a different style by infolib · · Score: 1

    Les Horribles Cernettes are quite nerdcore in their own way. "I feel your attraction It's a strong interaction" seems quite the right words if you're the world's "one and only High Energy Rock Band".

    Oh, and check the lyrics for liquid nitrogen too.

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  60. Re:Stevens (R-Nerd) - you got that abckwards by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Read your post and explain it to me.

    What are you trying to say, nerd? Abckwards, indeed.

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  61. Re:Geez by clamum · · Score: 1

    Yeah, he should read his signature.

    Anyway, if you guys haven't checked out Deltron 3030 you should. It's sort of a hip-hop sci-fi concept album with Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Dan the Automator (from the first Gorillaz album), and DJ Kid Koala.

    It's not super geeky, but it's geeky enough, and honestly it's the best hip-hop album I've heard. Awesome production, great lyrics. If you like underground hip-hop and haven't heard this, GET IT NOW.

    3030 way past the millennium, check it out
    Yo, Deltron thunderforce, ain't no other source of sunlight
    Two ton mic, leave you toungue-tied
    Runnin amuck with technology with no apology
    Shoutin out to my colony with third eye physiology
    Millennium past apocalypse is all I spit
    Make you swallow it - your weak style, I'll abolish it
    with nuclear rockets they glued to your optics with sci-fi
    Unsettlin, man and metal blends
    Underground chillin with the Mole Man, and his whole fam
    Inhibit bacterial growth, material wrote
    Impenetrable, incontestable, indigestible intelligence
    Never let a computer tell me shit
    It's rapid innovation, penetratin
    Artificial life forms, who bite songs
    I'm a buy a vest, lie is next, then I'll flip the bio-techs
    Right into the wireless; your third eye is hit with psoriasis
    The mightiest, Deltron Zero
    Traverse and purge the travesties that tempt your earholds
    The area of distribution, lifts the clueless
    My flow is like, liquid oxygen
    Rip it often with specific impulse, increasin thrust
    Grease the cuts - unleash a cluster of thoughts I muster
    I talk to touch ya, and rupture commercial communications
    Convert solar energy, into imagery
    In the mind's eye, blindside the contagious
    With radioactive isotopes to decay them
    Atomic mass they small as fragments
    I magnetize the avid lies
    My radiation shields reflects, rejects Decepticons
    who take the truth and stretch it long, while I bless a song
    Next level incredible, metal melding
    Flexability and my engine is never failing
  62. Re:Nerd - Bling by avirrey · · Score: 1

    I have some nerd bling. I got it from thinkgeek.com - It's a Binary Watch. Everyone should have one, cept the nerdcore peeps need to dangle it around on their necks. Big o' flashy LED's.

  63. Re:Geez by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    Or listen to Grand Buffet. They rap about Nintendo, Mike & Ikes, and Lazer Tag with a working vocabulary bigger than Fat Joe.

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  64. New track by Office Boys by mantar · · Score: 1

    Damn it feels good to be a nerdsta
    A real nerdsta-ass coda flips his bits right
    A real nerdsta-ass coda never runs a windowz proc
    Cuz real nerdsta-ass codas write code all night

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  65. Re:Geez by ThadG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I dunno, with (c)rap, it seems if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it. Hell, I could probably do it....and if that's the case, it can't possibly be talent. Anybody can shout out phrases to a drum beat...what happened to people that can actually sing, play instruments, work in melodies and harmonies...?" Whenever I hear someone say something like this, the first thought that runs through my head is that they haven't heard any rap other than what they play on the radio. In fact, I used to think the same way. The way I like to explain it is this: if you want to hear good non-rap music, would you listen to the top 40 stations? Would you watch MTV? I know I wouldn't. So why apply the same standard to rap music? Sure the mainstream sucks, it's the mainstream, that's what's expected. But if people were to actually take the time to search I think they would see that there are many rappers and MC's out there that really are creating art, I consider a lot of rappers to be some of the best songwriters and producers that I've ever heard.

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  66. Re:Stevens (R-Nerd) - you got that abckwards by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Geeks think up, design and build the toys that allow geeks to play."

    ah crap.

    Nerds think up, design and build the toys that allow geeks to play.

    "Abckwards" was intentional, albeit poor, humor.

    My poorly illustrated point* was that nerds are generally smarter then geeks. Or at least in fields that take smarts.

    My pore** example was indicating that what geeks are known for doesn't take a lot of smarts;However, it does take a lot of immagination and free time. Noth of which are good things.

    *when people miss the point, it is ALWAYS the speakers fault.
    ** it was full of holes***
    *** hence porous.****
    **** over use of notes is an indicater that I've been reading too much Discworld~
    ~ By Terry Pratchet~~
    ~~ damn funny~~~
    ~~~Not like this post.

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  67. Re:Geez by Thalagyrt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dream Theater rocks my socks. That is all. =P

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  68. how can you have an article on nerdcore by ferretbot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    without mentioning the aquabats? they are your average ordinary super-human, punishers of evil rock and roll band. and they were invateing nerdcore way before any of theese guys were around. www.theaquabats.com www.myspace.com/theaquabats

    1. Re:how can you have an article on nerdcore by goarilla · · Score: 1

      Aquabats is Ska !!!

      And in my opinion mediocre Ska

    2. Re:how can you have an article on nerdcore by ferretbot · · Score: 1

      hace you heard anything past their first 2 albums?

  69. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also, get off my damn lawn!

  70. Re:Geez by ameoba · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right... because drum machines & samplers aren't instruments and speaking in complex rythmical patterns is not a vocal skill.

    There's a lot of lousy, uninspired rap out there but that doesn't mean the whole genre is devoid of artistic talent.

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  71. you may want to google ProTools by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    because even the stuff that you're qualifying as music (4 piece rock bands and the like) are now manufactured based on modern tech.

    And while we're at it, perhaps you'd like to sail on back to the late 50s/early 60s and read what reviewers thought of rock and roll. It would be a surprising parallel to your viewpoints.

    As you get older, tastes become more rigidly defined and the ability to adapt to "new" weakens. You're demonstrating that admirably.

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    1. Re:you may want to google ProTools by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not really...I knew my parents music better than they did while growing up. I've enjoyed almost all forms of music out there. While my favorite style is anything basically blues based, I do try to listen for new things that I like. There is some country music I like these days. I like most of the rock out there, except for the rap/rock..don't see much in that.

      I can enjoy anything out there pretty much, that is "musical". Something with harmony, melody, vocals singing...

      Music through most of the years stole/borrowed from the past and built upon it and moved it forward...you can hear this in music progression from the early 30's till about the early to mid 90's. Then, something happened...and the music seemed to stop building upon the roots of the past. It lost a lot of things, including what was valued as talent, and soul.

      I recall hearing early 'rap', and I hate to call it that since it is so different to the gansta shit that is out there now that is 'rap'. Early stuff like Rappers Delight, and fun songs like Bust a Move...fun songs, good beat...vocal weren't just shouted out, and there was a good musicality to it. Somehow that is lost today where rap is now mostly a myriad of foul language derogatory of women and just about any form or authority, that glorifies a criminal way of life.

      No...I do like many forms of music...just that it has to be music. I want something that has physical instruments played by people, multiple instruments in most cases...vocal talent...etc.

      I just can't see music as someone with no vocal talent shouting obscenities to a synthetic drum beat produced in a studio where no one knows how to play a real instrument.

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    2. Re:you may want to google ProTools by akainekora · · Score: 1

      that's because you're a pretentious butthole.

    3. Re:you may want to google ProTools by decepty · · Score: 1

      Are you a troll, or being serious? You have to be the most musically ignorant, closed-minded individual on the planet.

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    4. Re:you may want to google ProTools by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You have to be the most musically ignorant, closed-minded individual on the planet"

      Why? Because I purport to enjoy just about every form of music except for one currently popular form (rap) that I don't basically think IS music? All but one is closed minded?

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    5. Re:you may want to google ProTools by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
      I think most of the problem other posters have with your stance is hip-hop/rap has evolved away from the "gangsta rap" quite significantly. It's like saying you don't like hard rock because death metal singers can't.

      You've got acts like Common, Kanye, Lady Sovereign, The Streets, et al

      Gangsta rap is a much smaller subset these days of rap as a whole, and denigrating the art form (and it is an art form) in the manner you did indicates less critical analysis and more "I'm old and rigid!"

      Plus, Dream Theater immediately makes you smell pretentious. I'm a huge prog fan (The Mars Volta, old Rush, Yes, Tool, Opeth, King Crimson, Wishbone Ash, old Jethro Tull) and I can't stomach Dream Theater.

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    6. Re:you may want to google ProTools by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Actually..I didn't bring up DT...another poster did originally. They are ok...but, not my fav group.

      I dunno...I just guess I don't see any form of rap as art...I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

      :-)

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  72. Just out of a mild curiosity... by nowhere.elysium · · Score: 1

    do bands like 'HORSE The Band' count as nerdy enough to satisfy you folks? they're more surrealist 8-bit screamcore, but there's some nice references to early videogames in there: well after I started playing around with computers, certainly, but they're definitely throwbacks to the 80s. their media page is here: http://www.asssnake.com/horsetheband/media.html and most of their radio-borne songs are to be found on their myspace page (sorry folks). if you like weird hardcore, they're good to listen to. my personal favourites are 'cutsman' and 'bunnies'.

    incidentally, thanks to all of those that pointed out MC Frontalot: very cool :D

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  73. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "2B or not 2B = FF"
    I don't get it?

  74. Nerf Herder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    T'ain't rap/hiphop... but Nerf Herder will always be the kings of Nerdcore to me :)

    1. Re:Nerf Herder by javaman83 · · Score: 1

      I agree.

  75. Re:Geez by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "... because drum machines & samplers aren't instruments and speaking in complex rythmical patterns is not a vocal skill."

    You are correct....could not have phrased it better myself.

    :-)

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  76. im a hardcore raper u kno what im sayin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. Shit yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net. Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a jew. Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet attacks. Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. Another long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots. All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat is slow, and we're getting harassed." Shit, trolls, this k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux. We give safe harbor to chatters world wide. From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best. Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow the lawn.

  77. Re:Geez by He_Is_Me · · Score: 1

    a drum-machine is an instrument, a synthesizer is an instrument... lots of people make ©rap with drum-machines and synths, but how many make pure sh!t with guitars and violins?

  78. Re:Geez by Sgt.+CoDFish · · Score: 1

    What is good/bad music?

    I think music is whatever people make it. If you like a particular genre more than others, then that's your 'good music' whether people agree or not. If you don't like a certain genre, it's your idea of 'bad' music.

    Personally, I like funk, rock and jazz music. To me, that's great music, and especially funk because of the heavy emphasis on bass (which I play, and like.). I dislike any music in which no instruments are played, because I think it lacks talent. Rappers who join together but who have no musicians are a singing group to me, but as soon as you add musicians, they're a band. That's just my opinion, and I respect any other views.

    My sister, for example thinks it's all shite, and listens to R&B and Hip-hop. It's all about taste.

  79. non-rap by mcfie23 · · Score: 1

    If you prefer rather twee nerd-pop, there's always Barcelona's 'I've Got The Password To Your Shell Account', mentioned here.

  80. Further clarification* by geekoid · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd
    Nerd, as a stereotypical or archetypal designation, refers to somebody who pursues intellectual interests at the expense of skills that are useful in a social setting, such as communication, fashion, or physical fitness.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek
    A geek (IPA: [gik]) is a person who is fascinated, perhaps obsessively, by obscure or very specific areas of knowledge and imagination.

    *without notes..damn

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    1. Re:Further clarification* by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, you're just misreading Wikipedia, itself no real authority, to serve your own selfimage.

      Nerds are people who have unusual interests which compete with their social skills.
      Geeks are people who have technical proficiency in some specific field.

      Neither are necessarily creators of anything they're interested in. However, geeks proficiency makes them likely to create. Nerds are just friendless weirdos.

      If you were a geek, you'd know that. You're just another nerd, even if that's news to you that doesn't matter.

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  81. Frontalittle by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    True dat! Frontalot is the greatest. Heck, that final paragraph referring to "Frontalittle" playing D they were inspired by Frontalot. They're like his own posse that he never involves himself with. Sort of like how David Lee Roth never really involved himself with Van Halen after he left them, but only if David was never a member in the first place. That's how Frotnalot works with Frontalittle. :-)

  82. Re:Geez by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dunno, with (c)rap, it seems if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it. Hell, I could probably do it....and if that's the case, it can't possibly be talent. Anybody can shout out phrases to a drum beat...what happened to people that can actually sing, play instruments, work in melodies and harmonies...?

    As someone who is close to the music business, no its not that easy, although it seems that way. Like people that play "real instruments" there are as much or more "rappers" out there that don't make a dime off of it.

    To me, the best thing that has ever hit the music world in the past 100 or so years has been the Grateful Dead. No band has been able to sell out almost every show every year for 30 years. Sure, people will say it was all of the good drugs, and yup, they helped, but even that is not a single variable to sell out almost every show you play on the order of about 100 shows a year.

    My slashdot name is a hack of the Grateful Dead song, Jack Straw.

    To me, the Grateful Dead perfected the concert experience. They were known for having the best sound systems in the business. They pioneered the now common time delayed towers for larger outdoor venues, and used quadraphonic sound systems in smaller indoor venues. They pioneered the "Open source" kind of mentality of allowing fans to freely record and distribute those recordings for non-commercial gain. They brought the improv of jazz and fusion into rock. They even rapped in the late 60s and maybe early 70s. Early incarnations of "US Blues" before the song was even named that, and other Pigpen songs before he died were rap-like.

    I could go on for a long time on this, but my point is that nothing that gets any kind of widespread popularity is easy. No matter how simple, cheesy, or horrible that it may be.

  83. Re:Geez by jrumney · · Score: 1

    Nor indeed does "real musical value" have anything to do with genre, or whether music is "non-manufactured".

  84. Re:Geez by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Learn your Shakespeare and your logic, young geek...:)

    0x2B || !0x2B == 0xFF

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  85. Re:Geez by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    You meant to say "0x2B || ~0x2B".

  86. Aquabats are not alone by totallygeek · · Score: 1

    The Aquabats rock. Other nerd rockers I like are: Nerf Herder and Atom and His Package.

  87. racist? maybe not, but it's sure crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rap isn't about simplistic crap where lines are grouped together in equal length and in pairs where the last words rhyme. Thinking it is shows a total ignorance of where the real talent lies in the artform and honestly the reluctance to actually figure this out reeks of racism IMO.

    A great rapper is like a great jazz drummer. The talent is in the rhythm and delivery, not in funny metaphors.

  88. Re:Geez by Lectrik · · Score: 1

    Yes, and it takes absolutely no talent to steal parts from common household gadgets and pout them together into something with a function unrelated to any of the original items (that would be using samples to create new music)

    Feh, after I went back in time and invented "middle C" 2703 years ago I've never seen a damn cent from all the people who sample it and all the derivitive works.

    Oh, and if you realy want to someone to be "admired for their actual talent for creating something new and musical at the same time." perhaps you should find people who had to invent their own instruments (and musical notation system and scale, oh and they should probably make up their own language, wouldn't want them using words that other people have ever used) rather than use guitars and pianos and drums, because those are just analog versions of sampleing with very old technology.

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  89. Re:racist? maybe not, but it's sure crap by akainekora · · Score: 1

    so what you're saying is, as long as the rhythm and delivery are there, the words are meaningless. nope, try again.

  90. Re:bling - goldie lookin chain maybe? by tiluki · · Score: 1

    Maybe you mean something like: http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&l r=&q=goldie+looking+chain&btnG=Search

    And then consider some of the lyrics to "Half Man, Half Machine": http://www.lyricsdomain.com/7/goldie_lookin_chain/ half_man_half_machine.html

    (Any song that mentions a ZX-81 is pretty frinkin nerdcore in my book!)

  91. Re:racist? maybe not, but it's sure crap by akainekora · · Score: 1

    oh, and saying that "people who couldn't figure that out are racist" implies that rap music is a "black" thing, which is racist. just in case you couldn't figure that out.

  92. Re:Geez by Eideewt · · Score: 1

    "how many make pure sh!t with guitars and violins?"

    A lot. Trust me.

  93. 8-Bit BEEYOTCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you haven't heard 8-Bit, there are a "robot gangsta rap" group from LA. They are pretty funny, rapping about video games and robots with a ton of cursing to play on the whole gangter rap thing, all set to video game beats. They wear these huge silver costumes when they perform, too. If you can find the song to the zelda tune, it is probably the best.

    They also mixed that song "Hell Yes" for Beck.

  94. no eyedea? by bobbyhc · · Score: 0

    i feel it's inappropriate to even mention nerdcore/hiphop without including eyedea and abilities. with countless references to schroedinger's cat, quantum mechanics, and other things that only slashdotters would rap(sing) about.

  95. Re:Geez by tmossman · · Score: 1

    Cut your hair and get a job, hippy :-P

    Seriously, though, the best music in the past 100 years is the Grateful Dead? While I respect your opinion, and the contributions of the Dead to music (personally, my favorite GD song is China Cat Sunflower), that seems like a bit of an hyperbole to me. If nothing else, the Dead lose a ton of points for the zillions* of "jam bands" that so many of my peers seem to like that they've influenced.

    Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry, James Brown, John Coltrane, Miles Davis (who arguably owes some influence to the Dead), Mingus, George Clinton et al, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, hell, even Karlheinz Stockhausen...If you say the Grateful Dead are the best thing to happen to music in the past 100 years, I say they've an awful lot of competition.

  96. Re:Geez by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Actually it would be "0x2B | ~0x2B" if you want to go C, if I'm not mistaken.

    I guess that's what they mean when they talk about riding a joke to death... GEEK! :)

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  97. Re:Geez by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it.

    That's the idea. Lower the barrier to entry.
    You get a lot more crap, but you also get more gems.
    The reason I love hip-hop is that the only requirement
    for excelling (not the same as getting rich) at it
    is to have something meaningful to say...

    Which, if you think about it, is what separates the people who sing,
    play instruments, and have a grasp of music theory from those whose
    producers do. Compare, say, Johnny Cash to Alan Jackson; or The Temptations
    to Milli Vanilli.

    Since this is rapidly becoming a "post your hip-hop recommendation" thread...
    everyone download some Micranots. While they are no longer performing
    as a group, MC I Self Divine and DJ Kool Akiem define, for me, everything
    that is legitimate about hip hop. They will cling to the top slot in my playlist
    until my last breath wheezes from my lungs.

    That said, I'll pass the mic...

  98. Redundancy. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Some of it is inspired by trip-hop, others from 80s hip hop or 90s gangsta. A lot of it is really bad.

    No need to get redundant on us, now.

  99. Re:Geez by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Cut your hair and get a job, hippy :-P

    Done.

    If you say the Grateful Dead are the best thing to happen to music in the past 100 years, I say they've an awful lot of competition.

    Sure, I'm into most all of those bands. I don't like the "jam band" label, and am not as much into the derived bands, but aside from the improv and jamming, the only real influence the Dead have left is the format of live concerts into orchestrated sets, which even the Dead didn't solidify until the late 70s.

    Its not just the music, but the concert experience that they had that I should have qualified better. Their studio albums were average at best, but when the Dead got the first and second sets stable from the late 70s to the end of their career, well that was brilliant. And like I said their career is second to none in their appeal over 30 years the way they would retire songs, bring them back, and introduce new songs, and modify/keep fresh the old ones.

    I saw a Rush concert on cable a couple of months ago, and WOW! The way they have freshened up their music is amazing. Teases and loosening up their anal retentiveness blew me away.

    I'm still upset that Jerry is dead. The last time I saw them in 95, one of the last shows before Jerry died, I knew it was over, or at least it was for me, and then I got the news that Jerry was dead, and poof, so was the Grateful Dead.

    RIP buddy. We still miss you.

  100. All About the Pentiums! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long live Weird Al!

    -PM

  101. Geek the new Urban? by soxerus · · Score: 1

    With the decline of Urban being hip (see the other Slashdot post), and this compilation, it sounds like Geek is the new hip thing. So here's my idea for a new game. You play the life of a pro gamer. The game would just be like a random tournament of old-school games, like Asteroids, Pacman, Pong, Frogger etc. When you get an end game, you start again straight away, but with a score of zero. You get 2-3 minutes for each game, and the person at the end of 2-3 minutes with the highest score wins.

  102. RAR by AnotherBrian · · Score: 1

    What kind of "nerd" RARs files in a torrent? Fucking noob.

  103. My twelve by linvir · · Score: 1
    1337 g33k b34t - Bill Gates Revolution
    Beefy - Internet Celebrity
    Beefy - Tub of Tabasco
    Futuristic Sex Robotz - WoW
    Incredibad - I Think I Might Have Killed The President
    MC Hawking - Rock Out
    MC Jeff Z - No Money
    Monzy - Kill Dash Nine
    Monzy - So Much Drama in the PhD
    Myf - Top Secret
    Rappy McRapperson - I'm a Gangsta
    Sudden Death - Reign of Error

    All in all, it looks like far too many nerds think that the only way to make credible rap is by pretending to be a black gangster, which is sad.

    Another problem was the volume. Why should I strain to hear your lyrics? Why would you want to hide them under your music in the first place? DELETED

    50MB of music from nearly 400MB of torrents. Disappointing.

  104. Re:Geez by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    Damn.

    In my defense, in C that wouldn't be a 1-byte number so we're all wrong :)

  105. Re:Geez by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, it would be whatever you make it. Declare it unsigned char and go with it.

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  106. Re:Geez by tmossman · · Score: 1

    I tracked down a friend with some bootlegs of their concerts. As I've encountered the Dead, and most of the other bands I listed, only through their recorded works, it was easy to overlook the experiential aspect of their music. I appreciate your point much better now.

  107. Re:racist? maybe not, but it's sure crap by nettrust · · Score: 1

    It's still white... :)