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  1. Re:What it really is on ISS Releases Baby Sputnik · · Score: 1

    You mean Jar-Jar was aimed at adults?

  2. Re:This on ISS Releases Baby Sputnik · · Score: 2, Funny

    In federated Commonwealth of Independent States Baby Sputnik launches YOU!

  3. Read about this before on ISS Releases Baby Sputnik · · Score: -1, Troll

    There's an interesting article about this here. One of the main reasons for the release of the Nanosptunik has been to assess whether it's a cost effective alternative to traditional satellite launches. Predicted costs are lower - with the upcoming private space industry, the Russians are desperate to hang onto their near-monopoly on commercial launches.
    One of the potential problems is the quality of the Russian engineering - there are suspicions that the contracting for the module was awarded on the basis of political patronage rather than merit. Still, with the wage differential and a steady source of income from commercial launches and space tourism the Russians can afford to take R&D risks that NASA has to avoid.

  4. Er? on A Perspective on Microsoft's Shared Source · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It also shows that even if it might look that Microsoft doesn't understand the value of open source,

    When you say "value", you mean "potential massive loss of revenue", right? Microsoft are there to make a profit. Expecting them to adopt open source is like expecting Ayn Rand to rise from the grave clutching a copy of Das Kapital.

  5. Amazing! on Hitachi Unveils Humanoid Robot · · Score: 1

    The robot has a vocabulary of about 100 words and could be trained for practical office and factory use

    Wow, it's just like a chav.

  6. My invaluable contribution on Software Engineering Demo for a K-5 Career Fair? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ." What would be the best way to illustrate what a software engineer does to a group of primary school kids?

    Pick a random Indian kid and put him in charge of the stall halfway through.

  7. Is anyone else vaguely concerned on Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger to Arrive in April · · Score: 5, Funny

    That Apple's OS updates follow the same naming conventions as Wehrmacht tanks? If 10.5 is called Maus then we're going to be in trouble.

  8. Re:Gotta love IBM on IBM Provides Access to Blue Gene On Demand · · Score: 4, Informative

    People like "Dr." Richard Paley makes me proud to be an atheist, and the humor of IBM's and Apple's developers only keeps reminding me about it.

    The joke's on you. The website is a parody.

  9. This is disgusting on The Return of Wallace and Gromit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Currently scheduled for an October release, the slightly-less-than dynamic duo will be putting their talents to work chasing a were-rabbit that threatens the town's vegetables.

    Firstly, the term is "differently abled". Secondly, who the hell does Nick Park think he is, enforcing bigoted ablecentric paradigms that reinforce stereotypes of helplessness and dependency?

  10. Re:Jonathon Pollard on Israeli Army Frowns on D&D · · Score: 1

    I know, but they ended up in the USSR, didn't they?

  11. Did Jonathon Pollard play D&D? on Israeli Army Frowns on D&D · · Score: 1

    Just think, if he did, these kind of measures could have stopped lots of American secrets going to the USSR.

  12. Israeli D&D on Israeli Army Frowns on D&D · · Score: 0, Troll

    DM:"This is the evil wizard's castle".
    Player:"No it isn't, G-d promised it to us 5000 years ago. It's our castle and he's a terrorist".

    All players start off with 13 billion GP a year.

  13. In other news on Microsoft Robots to Watch Kids · · Score: 5, Funny

    Michael Jackson announces a sudden decision to become a cyborg.

  14. Article text on The State of the Open Source Union, 2004 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Oh, wait, never mind.

  15. Release date for desktop Linux revealed! on The State of the Open Source Union, 2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They've finally set a date - it's going to coincide with the release of Duke Nukem Forever.

  16. Re:Not the only ones.... on Surgeons Use Gaming to Improve Skills · · Score: 1

    So why do they keep killing the allies? Have they been training on Battlefield 1942?

  17. Re:Incredible desktop support? on The Case for FreeBSD · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Why FreeBSD? Why go half-way? Why not switch to Mac OS X? It has everything that FreeBSD has, plus the best GUI there is or ever will be!

    Because you're forced to use Apple's overpriced hardware.

  18. Re:Sorry on German Search Engines Self-Regulating · · Score: 1

    treasonable conduct as an agent for sabotage purposes Do they have that many websites advocating the theft of German state secrets?

    No, but they do have very violent extremists on the left and the right. I think this is meant to mean sites glorifying the Black Bloc, but loses something in translation.

  19. But on UK Government Launches Virus Alert Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it respond within 45 minutes?

  20. Got about 15 "Access is denied" results on SysInternals Releases RootkitRevealer · · Score: 1

    Is this normal?

  21. Self help books on Blink, Take 2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do people always expect self help books to be useful? Doesn't that defeat the whole point?

  22. Ricers will love this on AgroWaste to Oil a Growing Market · · Score: 1

    Ricer A:I just got new rims, dual exhausts and a fuel injection system
    River B:That's nothing. My ride runs on recycled turkey shit...er, I'll just get my coat.

  23. $30-40 a ton for offal? on AgroWaste to Oil a Growing Market · · Score: 4, Funny

    A)Do they deliver?
    B)What's Darl McBride's address again?

  24. Geeks getting mono? on Mono Progress In the Past Year · · Score: 4, Funny

    This has to be a first.

  25. I don't understand on Anti-Muni Broadband Bills Country Wide · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why can't the communities register broadband companies and run them in a style similar to mutual societies or worker's co-operatives?