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  1. Ok, but... on DoE Considers Artificial Trees To Remove CO2 · · Score: 1

    Yes, but can these trees be hugged?

  2. Ribbed for his pleasure on The FBI Has a Trojan To Watch You · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hopefully the FBI will provide him with a different kind of Trojan after he winds up in jail sharing a cell with "Bubba".

  3. Question: What is a human? on Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It may sound dumb, but....

    Directly combining cells from two species is one thing, and this bill is going after that, but the term "hybrid" makes me nervous. A mouse with a single human gene is technically a hybrid. Are they going to outlaw transgenic lab animals, therefore? That would be a huge blow to science.
    Gotta love the Catholic Church, the bastions of innovation and human progress that they are. Not.

  4. Obligatory on Disassembling the US Nintendo DSi · · Score: 1

    Can you boot Linux on that thing?

  5. In the Soviet Russian version... on Google Launches CADIE, the First True AI · · Score: 1

    ...CADIE launches YOU.

  6. Hype on UV-Resistant Micro-Organisms Discovered In the Stratosphere · · Score: 1

    I love the way the media hypes up science stories. For one thing, the article says the organisms are "unmatched on earth". What does that mean? There are no other bacterial species with the same exact DNA? Big deal, if the DNA still can be fit into Earth's phylogenic tree. The article would have been more compelling if they said something to the effect that the new bacteria cannot be classifed as bacteria at all, from a phylogenic Kingdom standpoint, because their DNA do not seem to descend from anything else on the tree.
    But no, they gave one of the species the genus Janibacter, and the other two new ones are Bacilis.... both geni that exist already on earth, which means at least from the standpoint of characteristics they've tested so far, these bacteria still show basic metabolic behaviors found on earth, save UV resistance at that level.

  7. Is it a MUD? on Video Game Teaches Kenyan Youth HIV-Safety · · Score: 1

    You OBLITERATE Ubu the Rapist with your Super Condom 2000. Ubu the Rapist's bash sends your clothes sprawling. Ubu the Rapist ANNIHILATES you with AIDS You are DEAD! R.I.P.

  8. Holy moly... on Utah Mulls a Database of Bar Customers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's really scary! Is it really true that there are no conventional bars in UT? I sincerely hope this is inaccurate. Can anyone from UT give some insight? Do Mormons in UT's gov't really control your lives in so much depth that they legislate what you are allowed to do in your own free time?
    *boggles*

  9. Re:Sorry if I'm not impressed... on Valve Discusses Team Fortress 2's Future · · Score: 1

    Actually I played the original TF on Quakeworld when it first came out. I've been around as long as you. For the demoman comment, it's actually not unbalanced given the reload rate and number of nades in the cartridge. I was just being somewhat facetious. Granted, there were some strategic contraptions available through grenades in TF and TFC. However, in TF2 there are simply other strategies that replace those old paradigms, such as invincible medic/hwguy combos, healing at a distance, and other stuff.

  10. Re:Sorry if I'm not impressed... on Valve Discusses Team Fortress 2's Future · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, I'm sorry. I couldn't disagree more. Yes, they did drop all of the original plans for that TF2 you mentioned, but the one that they made was still decent. If you wanted some highly advanced combat game, then I see your point. TF is not that, and never was. You should play Call of Duty or CS. TF2, first off, is SUPER balanced. They did a huge job at class balancing everything, and that meant eliminating grenades, correct. Eliminating grenades DOES make it less realistic, sure... but it also makes it more fun. In TF2 you can actually try to get down and dirty and spar with people by using whatever special tricks your class has. It won't be screwed up by some 12-year-old who can spam 3 grenades down a football field and just kill you (unless you play a Demoman in TF2 of course.) The point of TF2 is cartoon-like combat and fun. You have to suspend disbelief somewhat. If you insist on something realistic, then I can totally see why you say it sucks.

  11. Re:Tesla was a Slashdotter on The Best Burglar Alarm In History · · Score: 1

    ...nuts.

  12. Wait a second on TiVo PC Could Be a Game-Changer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they mine data for behavior statistics, and they kill advertising.... what will they use the behavioral statistics for?
    *scratches head*

  13. It's all about Marketing on EA Hit By Class-Action Suit Over Spore DRM · · Score: 0

    The validity and the outcome of this suit don't matter a bit. What matters is the negative publicity to EA. They should take notice, and so should any other game company that wishes to use SecuROM. Bastages.

  14. :o on US Responsible For the Majority of Cyber Attacks · · Score: 0

    Wait! Who gave Canada computers??!!

  15. Adios! on Royal Society "Creationist" Resigns · · Score: 0

    Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

  16. In other news... on Newark and the Future of Crime Fighting · · Score: 0

    ...the black market for donated cameras is flourishing in Newark, NJ.

  17. Re:Cool.. on McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate · · Score: 0

    Which one of you would get to be under the desk? Oh behave!

  18. Cool.. on McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... bout time we started practicing some hot chick diplomacy.
    Vote McCain-MILF 2008!

  19. Re:Save the Franchise? on LucasArts Embargoes "Clone Wars" Reviews · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What know I of getting some? Quarter-inch penis I have." --Yoda

  20. Re:Save the Franchise? on LucasArts Embargoes "Clone Wars" Reviews · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mmm... Six. Did you see the episode where her girlfriend, Seven ate Nine?

  21. No, you've got it wrong... on Lucas Researching Concept For New Indiana Jones Film · · Score: 1
    The next trilogy will be:
    Indiana Jones and The Marketing Campaign of Doom

    Indiana Jones and The Teenie Boppers Who Eat This Stuff Up

    Indiana Jones and The Oh Fuck It Just Give Me Cash

  22. Digging in deep on GENI To Replace Internet, Gets $12M Funding · · Score: 1

    I can donate some tubes.

  23. Re:Sorry to bust your dreams... on Liquid Lakes On Saturn's Moon Confirmed · · Score: 1

    Hello? Joking. :)

  24. Re:Sorry to bust your dreams... on Liquid Lakes On Saturn's Moon Confirmed · · Score: 1

    No worries, once oil passes $1000/barrel that will be feasible. We only have to wait until what, next year for that? :)

  25. Socialism on Software Price Gap Between the US and Europe · · Score: 2, Funny

    European countries add taxes onto goods to pay for all the people who don't want to get a job and earn a living.