User: BUTT-H34D

Large Hardon

On: $950 Million Large Hadron Collider Upgrade 'Could Upend Particle Physics' (theguardian.com)

You said Large Hardon. Huh-huh. Heh-heh.

Re:In Solar System?! Oh no...

On: NASA, Google Spot Eighth Planet in Solar System Rivaling Ours (cnet.com)

Except our system already has eight planets, you dumbass.

Daraiha Greene. WTF?

On: Google Conducted Hollywood 'Interventions' To Change Look of Computer Scientists (usatoday.com)

Daraiha Greene. Huh-huh. Heh-heh.

Re:Planks?

On: Ask Slashdot: What Planks Would You Want In a Platform of a Political Party?

Here in the US, no one rules

Aerosmith totally rule. You suck, buttmunch. Huh huh. Heh heh.

Alex Cox

On: Repo Man Director Alex Cox Plans To Edit Next Film With OpenShot

Huh huh. You said "I likes cocks". Huh huh. Faggot. Heh heh.

huh huh

On: Crick's Nobel Medal Fetches $2.3 Million At Auction

Jack Wang. Huh huh. Heh heh. Does he, like, Jack his Wang? Huh huh huh.

One day, these will all be on boners

On: Lineage II Addiction Lawsuit Makes It Past the EULA

Huh huh. Heh heh. His wood is, like, small. Heh heh. Huh huh.

Re:Not the master password

On: Facebook Master Password Was "Chuck Norris"

Huh huh. Well *your sister doesn't wear any pants. Huh huh. Heh heh. She's a slut. Heh heh.

Re:Enter the Matrix was OK...

On: Failed Games That Damaged Or Killed Their Companies

Goldenyey can like totally kiss my BROWNeye. Huh huh. Heh heh.

huh huh

On: China Luring Scientists Back Home

Huh huh. They're SLOPEing off. Heh heh.

Huh Huh

On: Why Oracle Can't Easily Kill PostgreSQL

He said WIDE ANUS. Huh huh. Heh heh. And MOUNT. Heh heh.

Re:Nova Post!

On: Could Betelgeuse Go Boom?

Huh huh. You said 'hard on'.

teepeedee2

On: World's "Fastest" Small Web Server Released, Based On LISP

Will it run on my bunghole?

Re:"functional programming languages can beat C"

On: World's "Fastest" Small Web Server Released, Based On LISP

Give it a rest, dillhole.

Re:How much movie tickets cost?

On: More Americans Play Video Games Than Go To Movies

yeah, like we'd worked that out already, dickweed.

Huh Huh

On: Palm Kills Community Before It Begins

PALM. heh heh.

Re:Discovery rules in Civil vs. Criminal cases?

On: Should RIAA Investigators Have To Disclose Evidence?

"I also, ANAL"

Huh huh. Heh heh. You're like a dillhole miner or something.

Huh huh

On: Comcast Gets Hard Up At FCC Meeting

Huh huh. Hard up. Heh heh.

Re:Just a Matter of Time Now...

On: Corn Genome Sequenced

I was scared to click the link. Is it, like, a cornhole or something?

Re:What it needs

On: The Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition Preview Books

Where does my slot fit?

Huh huh. On my wanger. Heh heh. Heh heh.

Re:Not all colons needs to be made visible

On: OLPC, Microsoft Working Toward Dual-Boot XO Laptops

is Linus Torvalds the "ring barer "

Huh huh. Heh heh. This guy sure knows how to bare his ring. Heh heh. Huhhuhhu.

Re:I'm sure...

On: Mathematician Theorizes a Crystal As Beautiful As A Diamond

I've not met someone who shares my views on this, so maybe it's just me.

Most of us here have never met a chick at all. We're never going to score.

Re:Unlikely to be an asteroid

On: Tunguska Blast Was a Small Asteroid

"An alternative explanation was proposed by Wolfgang Kundt"

Huh huh. Heh heh.

Re:Vaccinations

On: YouTube Breeding Harmful Scientific Misinformation

I hope my holio does not catch polio.

Re:Encryption as a double edged sword

On: Google's Gdrive Raises Instant Privacy Concerns

Encrypt all you pr0n, huh huh, I mean important data with a key that google holds. But encrypt that key with another one, that you email to yourself in hotmail. Dumbasses.