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  1. And the appropriate joke for the story on Justin Long No Longer A Mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mac: Whatcha got there?

    PC: Games.

    Mac: Can I play?

    PC: No.

    Mac: Aww! No fair.

    PC: All right. you can play them in 2 years, if you're lucky.

  2. Re:Fixed on Walkman Creator Leaves Sony · · Score: 1

    I could make a "Dead Man Walking" joke, but I'll save that for later this year when Sony finally gives up the ghost.

  3. Re:She was linked to a group of terrorists... on UK Woman Charged As Terrorist For Computer Files · · Score: 1

    The only people who live in a reasonable world are blind and deaf to it.

  4. Re:Linux has lost on The War Is Over, and Linux Has Won · · Score: 1

    You post on Slashdot.
    You are a number.
    You are not a man.

  5. Re:resignation attempts on Rumsfeld Stepping Down · · Score: 1

    It follows the same line of thinking as...

    "Gracious Emperor, I apologize emphatically for inconveniencing you. Please let me fall upon my sword as punishment for my acts."

    Followed by the Emperor telling him to get back up off the floor, because he doesn't want his rug wrinkled.

    Simply put, IF he offered to resign, but he didn't, then it was an act. I don't think any of Bush's posse have the spine to actually mean anything they say.

  6. Re:WMD? on Space Telescope Catches Monster Flare · · Score: 1

    Whereas if they're Russian, there's a good chance they didn't go off. :)

  7. Re:Laugh... on Democrats Take House, Senate Undecided · · Score: 1

    You would think that "Cpt_Kirks" wouldn't be one to make a Star Wars joke where a Star Trek joke would be more appropriate.

  8. Re:So after the AIDS.... on AIDS Can Fight AIDS · · Score: 1

    Easy. To kill the AIDS virus that kills AIDS, you swallow a fly.

    I don't know why you swallow the fly, don't ask me why.

  9. Re:WMD? on Space Telescope Catches Monster Flare · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just picture you in a D&D game.

    DM: "you have been killed by the explosion of one billion nuclear bombs."

    You: "Russian or Korean?"

  10. Re:Nice try at getting the Frisky Pornstar! on Jimmy Wales Resigns Chair at Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    "MORNON."

    If you were using Firefox 2, that word would have been underlined in red when you typed it in, and you might have avoided making such a humorous and ironic error while typing.

    In short, LOL@U.

  11. Re:Off-topic on Hitch-Hackers Guide To the Galaxy · · Score: 1

    Wimp.
    I surf with comments folded out at 2 and visible at -1.

    And I have the troll option metamodded at +2.

    Only Pansies surf at 5.

  12. Re:DON'T PANIC! on Hitch-Hackers Guide To the Galaxy · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, how long had you been holding back all those jokes before you exploded and spooged them out all over Slashdot?

  13. Re:Excellent! on More Voting Shenanigans in Florida · · Score: 1

    "Yet today we're looking at a booming economy with an unemployment rate even lower than Clinton's era, and you don't see that trumpeted by the press at all like during the Clinton years, do you?"

    That's because despite the average pay going up, every single group fro the upper middle class on down has actually LOST part of their salary since Bush took office.
    Yes, the rich are getting THAT much richer.

    "If a Republican president had an affair with an intern, it would be instant front page news on the New York Times" ...but if a prominent republican in charge of drafting legislating to protect children is raping little boys, you don't hear about it for YEARS, and even then only because a page himself brought it up in earshot of someone who did care.

    "Why do you think conservatives dominate talk radio and political blogs?"

    Those aren't conservatives.

  14. Re:my scariest video game moment on Games and Fear · · Score: 1

    that's why my email address is ddddd@ddd.ddd

  15. Re:I hope... on The Hubble Lives On · · Score: 2, Informative
  16. I hope... on The Hubble Lives On · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope they get another Hubble Deep Field picture. I'd be happy if NASA just provided us with a bunch of those.

  17. Re:soon to be followed by... on Sony Under Investigation by DOJ · · Score: 1

    So in other words...

    "Say it ain't so, Blu-Ray... Say it ain't so!"

  18. The article is ridiculous. on World of Warcraft and UDE Point System Fiasco · · Score: 1

    The article is ridiculous enough, but to add humor value, They used card images from the board game, not the actual CCG.

  19. Re:i remember when.... on Hell.com Domain Name Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    Unless you regularly nail your women in the foot I don't see this as a problem.

    But then I'm sober.

  20. Re:Some real problems in this article on Male Blood Elves Get Pumped Up · · Score: 1

    A very high-ranking Blizzard employee, the VP of some division if I'm not mistaken, stated in an interview that Blood Elves were being added to the horde because there was a HUGE section of the playerbase who refused to play anything but a "pretty" race.

    The addition of Blood Elves to the Horde was absolutely necessary from a design standpoint.

    What I predict happened was that out of the beta testers, nearly 90% decided that they liked the idea of playing a pretty, powerful race and rolled Blood elves, ignoring their own high-level characters.

    Out of the Burning crusade screenshots I've seen, most are of high level characters out exploring, followed immediately by a few blood elf screenshots from the starting area, some Draenei screenshots of the starting area, and then the screenshots end. According to many sources there are a large number of high level blood elves already testing out the new content, and the players didn't get pre-created level 60 blood elves or Draenei. They had to start them from scratch.

  21. Mars on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars.

    it will take your breath away.

    (No, seriously, that's the reason why NOT to go)

  22. Re:Is it just me? on Jack Thompson To Face Contempt Charge · · Score: 1

    Not the vorpal kind! ...they can qualify as a slashing weapon...

  23. Re:Denver Airport on Web Surfing in Public Places Is A Way to Court Trouble · · Score: 1

    was it "12345"?

  24. Pfff on Battlestar Galactica 'Webisodes' Conflict Brewing · · Score: 5, Funny

    I give Baltar 1 hour before he caves in and the situation is "resolved."

  25. Re:Thy shall not steal on Slashback: IceWeasel, Online Gambling, GPU Folding, Evolution · · Score: 1

    I have to ask, because I see comments like this everywhere...

    what the fuck does that mean? Is that a scripting language? Where can I go to get a secret 1950's decoder ring so I can understand that?