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  1. Waaaaaah! on Google DVRs and TV Advertising · · Score: 1

    Waaaaaaah!

    Hear that? It's the Waaaahmbulance.

    Everybody is whining over vaporware, vaporware purported to 'maybe' created by a company, even though that company never said two shakes about it.

    And I thought we covered the whole information debacle a few weeks ago during the whole 'Xerox dots You' scare, I thought the consensus they already have the info, it's just a matter of how hard it is to join the queries.

  2. Re:But I wonder.... on Can Your Mouth Become Multilingual? · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean 'l337?'

    Also, shouldn't there be the obligatory '-xors' somewhere in your post?

    Ala... 'I bet it suxxorz at l337 translations'

  3. Re:Canada has something like that. on Underground 'Cold War City' For Sale · · Score: 1

    I for one woull like to welcome our new wine and sherry drinking techno raver subterranian overlords

    Is 'subterranian overlords' a contradiction in terms? Then again, 'underlords' just doesn't have the same impact?

  4. One question... on Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science? · · Score: 1

    ..what's this science thing you're talking about?

  5. Re:Why Is This On Slashdot? on Microsoft Loses Two Key Executives · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a very true statement, especially when a company is going through a reorganization. This means absolutely nothing other than a slow news day on Slashdot. I'm actually confused as to why this ended up getting approved for the front page.

    Ah, but on /. a slow news day considerably lowers the bar for 'stuff that matters.'

  6. Re:There's still a problem... on Engineers Report Breakthrough in Laser Beam Tech · · Score: 1
    ... How do you elaborate such a quick signal?

    DO NOT TRY THIS @ HOME
    1. Get a box(es) of toothpicks (flat preferably), a fast car with the rear passenger door removed, and a trusty sidekick.
    2. Proceed to place the toothpicks at one toothpick's width intervals for a significant distance down a straight quarter mile stretch of road.
    3. Starting from 1/4 mile away, while lying in the backseat with your head out the door hole and your accomplice driving, accelerate to a good fraction of the vehicle's max speed.
    4. Try to catch glimpses of the pavement through the toothpicks.
    5. Profit???
  7. Re:Mars? on NASA Scraps Shuttle And Returns to Rockets · · Score: 2, Informative

    The idea of a tether system has yet to be successfully demonstrated.

    I'm personally in favor of them utilizing some wasted external tanks to create a sort of octagon around a central propulsion tower that could be spun for anywhere from the .3G for Mars local G to 1G for the return home.

    The biggest problem foreseen with any rotation scheme is of course the coriolis forces whereby your head experiences an amount of gravity fractionally different than your feet. This gives new meaning to the term light headed.

  8. Re:...and Halloween on Madison Rolling Out City-Wide Wi-Fi · · Score: 0, Troll

    I for one welcome our Brothel House running, kegger holding, drunken Badger overlords.

    ...and I'm from the Gopher state

  9. Looks Ok... on Windows Vista Build 5231 Review · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..but so does a gold plated turd.

    More screenies here (if /.'ed)

  10. Re:Race you! on Mars Polar Lander Lost Again · · Score: 1

    ..roughly as exciting as seeing two dogs mating...

    Canus di contendo? Dogs of War? War = Mars? They might get a little to excited by that, and we don't want to idle their growing economy and social dynamic.

    If they go idle who'll come and be our new Overlords to whom we bow down?

  11. Re:How much is in the driver? on Hidden Codes in Printers Cracked · · Score: 1

    I long for a phaser too...

    ...set to stun.

  12. Hey Ma Look... on Space Tourism? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..I'm an astroNOT. Don't get me wrong, I get jazzed talking about the possibilites for the future of space travel, space tourism among them. But no one should kid themselves into thinking that anyone that goes up in the shuttle is accomplishing alot of science - including the astronauts. Look at it this way, fly to NYC. Once there get into one of their lovely cabs. Instruct the cab driver to drive you by all the important landmarks; WTC site, Empire State Building, Central Park, etc. Have him stop on one corner so you can get out and grab a Nathan's. Now go back to the airport and go home. Did you learn alot about NYC? Did you get a feel for it? That my compatriots is what our space program is, a bunch of people that go round and round and then come home. And from what I hear the food isn't the greatest.

  13. Re:From TFA on More Evidence For Hobbit Sized Species · · Score: 1

    Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism?

  14. Simple, Elegant Solution. on Why Microsoft Hates Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    Mr.Gates should hire DVD Jon as a Sony/Blu-Ray DRM 'consultant'.

  15. Re:IGN Gameboy's Review on The Gameboy Micro Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's tiny...and it is surprisingly comfortable to hold. We're still talking about the Micro right?

  16. Re:Weak! on Ideas For Your Next Tech Startup · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that a physician wouldn't want to be able to monitor a patient without the hassle of actually meeting with the patient. Ideally I see the efficiency of a non-meeting system winning over the current visitation model. I'm not sure what insurance guidelines you are looking at but medicare and the other big providers just approved billing models for 'monitoring' patients. It was quite the event around the office.

    Disclaimer - I'm a computer programmer, working for a consulting firm for a big medical company on next-gen applications. Right now, the next-gen of physician care is gearing towards home-based monitoring of a patient, including but not limited to implanted devices, weight and blood pressure. All of the big players are going for systems that allow the consistent monitoring of a patient's health instead of a model where the patient actually has to get sick to come in.

  17. Re:OSX on generic Intel HW on Slashback: OS Xi, Sarge, Statistics · · Score: 1

    Eventually, some PC manufacturer is going to sign a deal with Apple and sell machines with OS X installed...

    Excellent point. I believe the foundation for this is already apparent with the rebranded HP iPods.

  18. Why TF? on Congress Debates Anti-Spyware Bill · · Score: 2, Funny
    Don't the powers that be require that any installable must first seek permission to do so?

    "I'm about to install porn_dialer_v1.69.exe, Click OK to continue"

  19. Re:Got the idea from his friend on Trent Reznor Challenges Music Norms · · Score: 1

    Is that supposed to be an insult? You do know where they put dildos, right? Sounds like a good job description if I ever heard one.

  20. Got the idea from his friend on Trent Reznor Challenges Music Norms · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Trent Reznor, great musician, got his idea from http://www.davidbowie.com/neverFollow/ David Bowie

  21. Re:Moore and the Future on Gordon Moore: Moore's Law is Dead · · Score: 0

    1. Yeah, I see that coming. 2. Unfortunately. 3. We can only hope. 4. That or spur it (I know, cop out) 5. That deserves a funny point or two.

  22. April 30th on Apple Announces Tiger Release Date · · Score: 0

    Is the day I order the Mini then. 'Bout damn time. I didn't RTFA totally but it looks like some sweet improvements to what was already a good system.

  23. Re:Non-Americans? on Google Local Goes Mobile · · Score: 0

    People exist that don't live in the USA? What heresy is this?

  24. Re:So? on Xbox 2 To Be Unveiled on MTV May 12 · · Score: 0

    What about Fable? and Burnout 3: Takedown for the X-Box owned the PS2 version.

  25. Quality Loss on Audio Format Transcoding for Compatibility? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've noticed significant reduction in lows and an unsettling amount of distortion when I go from vinyl to wax cylinder.