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  1. Re: Where?? What is wrong with MORE CHOICE on Apple Launches the iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus; Feature Water-Resistance, Lack Headphone Jack (www.bgr.in) · · Score: 1

    if I had a million dollars, is produce an iPhone 7 case with the 3.5mm adapter built in. I'd also add USB (with charging available) just for completeness.

    But not a real 3.5mm jack, that's cruel.

  2. Re:Could have told you that! on Android Users More Honest and Humble Than iPhone Users, Study Says (www.bgr.in) · · Score: 1

    But tell us how you really feel...

  3. Does the Microsoft console platform I'll never have to buy another of contain all of the 640k RAM that I'll ever need?

  4. When will the folks in Redmond put down the pipes?

  5. It's almost suggesting on Highest-Paid CEOs Run Worst-Performing Companies, Research Finds (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 2

    that the kinds of political machinations one has to do to become a highest paid CEO are antithetical to having a non-dysfunctionl great-performing team with a great product.

  6. "Craigslist" and "Hard drive" used in the same sentance I'm expecting either an interesting story or a punchline at the end of it.

  7. Re: Anyone else read this as ... on Twitter Pays $150 Million For Magic Pony Technology (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    That was my first thought. My second thought was "the Bronies have grown too powerful. We must activate the Halo."

  8. Lemee get this straight... on Amazon Faces $350K Fine For Shipping 'Amazing Liquid Fire' (computerworld.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My Diet Coke can't make it past airport security but something named "Amazing Liquid Fire" can?

  9. I guess PuppyMonkeyBaby was ahead of its time.

  10. Re: I made one too. on Researcher Writes A Machine Language For The Universe (typepad.com) · · Score: 1

    Other approaches to hacking the universe are called "Quantum Computing" and "LSD".

  11. Re: That doesn't sound like it could ever be abuse on Google Developers Create API For Direct USB Access Via Web Pages (softpedia.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just JavaScript. What could go wrong?

  12. Insert some quote from Edison or Ford on NASA: Global Warming Is Now Changing How Earth Wobbles (go.com) · · Score: 1

    About turning the world upside down.

  13. F35 Blue Screen Of Death on Software Bug in F-35 Radar Causes Mid-Flight System Reboot · · Score: 1

    is no longer just a figure of speech.

  14. Great news on World's Smallest Optical Switch Uses a Single Atom (gizmag.com) · · Score: 2

    for people who find really tiny switches a huge turn-on

  15. Happy and sad face are a given on Apple Purchases Software Company To Read Users' Expressions (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    But I'm interested if the software can detect the elusive "porn face"

  16. Re: LittleBits on Merry Christmas - Be an Erector Engineer! · · Score: 1

    LittleBits make Erector look not very impressive.

  17. Re:Don't want on UCLA Creates Super-Strong, Super-Light Metal (ucla.edu) · · Score: 1

    But most consumers want an indestructable Wolverine endoskeleton, so this really is a deal breaker.

  18. Re: Barriers to entry on Programming Education: Selling People a Lie? (blogspot.com) · · Score: 1

    This.

  19. It would be ironic on High Level Coding Language Used To Create New POS Malware (isightpartners.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the state of software engineering has arrived at the point that so many honest-work programmers are being forced to spend so much time writing quick and dirty garbage to get them past the next sprint that, in order to have a job writing good clean code, they have to go black hat.

  20. Someone took this article too seriously on Fire Takes Azerbaijan Offline (datacenterdynamics.com) · · Score: 1

    http://gizmodo.com/5833267/why-the-internet-should-die-in-a-fire

  21. Re:Use a correctly seeded random word generator on Even the CEO's Job Is Susceptible To Automation, McKinsey Report Says (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  22. Wouldn't people notice on Even the CEO's Job Is Susceptible To Automation, McKinsey Report Says (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    the lack of humanity in RoboCEO's decisions? (cue jokes)

  23. Re:Do anything other than what Perl did on Symbolic vs. Mnemonic Relational Operators: Is "GT" Greater Than ">"? · · Score: 1

    The more complex and TIMTOWDIsh a language is, the more potential work you have to do to create parsers/IDEs for it.

  24. I wouldn't put it past Putin on UK and US Suspect That ISIS Bomb Took Down Flight 9268 (cnn.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    to put a bomb on his own country's plane to justify even greater craziness in the future.

  25. Re:Orbiting Under Influence? on Comet Lovejoy Giving Away Alcohol (eurekalert.org) · · Score: 1

    Comet Lovejoy could already be busted for exceeding the speed limit by 48793 mph.