But I have questions. If some have already been answered, forgive me for being repetitive.
1. How much extra is it to print the word "Minion" on 1,500 ID badges?
2. Is the vulnarable spot of the complex clearly marked on the blueprint so you can just drop a cherry bomb in a toilet somewhere and blow the whole place up?
3. Are you invulnerable to laser fire in the halls if you put your back against the wall?
4. How long will it take a manager to get beat down for saying "You have failed me for the last time!" ?
5. Will they have those cheesy inspirational posters everywhere? Of course theirs will say things like "Do, or do not. There is no try."
Feel free to contribute your own ideas, I just picture it being a whole new level of badly lit, soul sucking, flourescent office space. But of course all the flourescent lights will be shaped like lightsabers.
I have been subjecting myself to drug experementaion on and off for years with a certain weed indigenous to just about any place with dirt. And can report only one bad side effect. I don't remember her name, but she keyed my car and took a bunch of my CD's. Other than that I'd say I do quite well and my IQ has always tested well above average. I mean, come on, I used the word "Indigenous". That means I'm smart. And if I do something that makes me seem stupid I can always just say, "Oh sorry, I'm pretty high right now." It's a win/win situ...it's um...what were we talking about again?
Yes. "I am your...uncle" tops all the Star Wars product ads I have seen. It would have been my 1st post, but I just saw it last night. But on the good side, it's nice to know that as a society there is still a small faction of us that still see the wrongness in this crap. Granted, Star Wars has always been a marketing machine, but there are still some unforgivable examples. Here are a few...
London Calling by The Clash - Jaguar car commercial. (The song is about fear of nuclear war/fallout. See the connection? I don't.
Lust for Life by Iggy Pop - Carnival Cruise Lines commercial - Cause, you know, most people that take cruises are into songs about herion addiction and deviant sex.
Beautiful World by Devo - Target commercial. I just...but they....what the fuck ever.
How Soon is Now by The Smiths - Used to push the 2000 Nissan Maxima (if I remember correctly) -Insert bitter statement here-
Well, obvioulsy this subject makes me rant, but I think the following true story that happened to me sums it up pretty well...
I have the radio on at work. Local classic rock channel. "Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin is playing. A guy, maybe 18 years old, from another dept comes by and utters the following, "Hey thats the song from that Cadillac commercial."
Readers you just sit there and let that sink in. I'm quite proud of myself for not throat punching him, but I tell you this...the day a Gap commercial comes on and I hear a System of a Down song and see those Armenian, anti-everything rockers pushing Gap khaki capris I will de-rail. But I probably won't even be noticed hauling all those guns up to the top of the bell tower...what with armageddon starting and all.
Make that "moms dropping them off" post. I couldnt think clearly as I was still laughing at the guy I pictured in full Star Wars regalia feverishly typing a response to that post. Hah, oh god I'm gonna pee myself.
Hah,
I just read the response to the "parents" post. You pissed of a Star Wars geek dude. That was funny stuff. I bet his clever retort is already on his Star Wars blog. I have to clean the Mountain Dew off of my monitor now.
Finally a tool for all the stalkers and/or psycho ex's out there. It's bad enough to get accused of blocking on AIM by an chick. Oh and thanks for fucking up booty calls forever. Unless Google issues a press release that says "To all the guys out there, relax, we just bought it so we could shut it down." then they can suck it.
He might be trying to work out the ethical issues raised by the following while he's at it...
"My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels."
After reading that I pictured the TV commercial that offers to help you patent your own ideas. When it shows the people holding up popular products screaming "That was my idea!"
That will be me now every time I light up the toilet bowl after a trip to Taco Bell.
Well based on this...
"But Longhorn won't be released for another year and a half. In the meantime, Microsoft has to contend with Apple's Tiger as well as with Linux's open-source operating system."...is "I'll just wait."
But I'm leaning towards "It's just Linux."
iWon.com usage skyrockets after adding a new feature which not only stores all past searches, but renames anything about porn to such things as "how to pop the question" and "how to be the perfect husband".
Alternate reality has been in development for years. Since the 1st chat room had 2 people in it.
Example: (ChatGuy) asl? (ChatGal) 18/f/California (ChatGuy) kewl, R U hot? (ChatGal) U no it (ChatGuy) LOL me too! (ChatGal) also, i'm rich (ChatGuy) OMFG so am i!!!1 (ChatGal) btw, if we are the 1st 2 ppl in the 1st chat room, how are we using chat abbreviations that haven't even been invinted yet? (ChatGuy) wtf
Martha Stewart, while on house arrest, has reportedly just finished an upcoming segment for her TV show called "Hand stitching UPS & Fed-Ex uniforms."
When reached for comment, Stewart replied "Well, that is just nonsense. I have been working on these lovely little doilies with little compartments perfect for holding tape backups....I mean napkins, napkins!...In prison they call napkins "tape backups"....I'm still readjusting to life as a free money....WOMAN! FREE WOMAN!!! BLAAAARRGGGHHHH!" Stewart's voice then abruptly changed and lowered and she started cursing in an ancient Latin dialect that researchers are still trying to identify. Stewart could not be reached for further comment.
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But I have questions. If some have already been answered, forgive me for being repetitive.
1. How much extra is it to print the word "Minion" on 1,500 ID badges?
2. Is the vulnarable spot of the complex clearly marked on the blueprint so you can just drop a cherry bomb in a toilet somewhere and blow the whole place up?
3. Are you invulnerable to laser fire in the halls if you put your back against the wall?
4. How long will it take a manager to get beat down for saying "You have failed me for the last time!" ?
5. Will they have those cheesy inspirational posters everywhere? Of course theirs will say things like "Do, or do not. There is no try."
Feel free to contribute your own ideas, I just picture it being a whole new level of badly lit, soul sucking, flourescent office space. But of course all the flourescent lights will be shaped like lightsabers.
But at least now when you throw the controller it will come back to you.
It was not a troll. The subject matter was boring and merited my tasteless response.
Try reading that post again. And then Google for the word "irony".
A 50,0000 word thesus about a loose piece of skin between my sack and my browneye about 6 years ago.
I have been subjecting myself to drug experementaion on and off for years with a certain weed indigenous to just about any place with dirt. And can report only one bad side effect. I don't remember her name, but she keyed my car and took a bunch of my CD's. Other than that I'd say I do quite well and my IQ has always tested well above average. I mean, come on, I used the word "Indigenous". That means I'm smart. And if I do something that makes me seem stupid I can always just say, "Oh sorry, I'm pretty high right now." It's a win/win situ...it's um...what were we talking about again?
Yes. "I am your...uncle" tops all the Star Wars product ads I have seen. It would have been my 1st post, but I just saw it last night. But on the good side, it's nice to know that as a society there is still a small faction of us that still see the wrongness in this crap. Granted, Star Wars has always been a marketing machine, but there are still some unforgivable examples. Here are a few...
London Calling by The Clash - Jaguar car commercial. (The song is about fear of nuclear war/fallout. See the connection? I don't.
Lust for Life by Iggy Pop - Carnival Cruise Lines commercial - Cause, you know, most people that take cruises are into songs about herion addiction and deviant sex.
Beautiful World by Devo - Target commercial. I just...but they....what the fuck ever.
How Soon is Now by The Smiths - Used to push the 2000 Nissan Maxima (if I remember correctly) -Insert bitter statement here-
Well, obvioulsy this subject makes me rant, but I think the following true story that happened to me sums it up pretty well...
I have the radio on at work. Local classic rock channel. "Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin is playing. A guy, maybe 18 years old, from another dept comes by and utters the following, "Hey thats the song from that Cadillac commercial."
Readers you just sit there and let that sink in. I'm quite proud of myself for not throat punching him, but I tell you this...the day a Gap commercial comes on and I hear a System of a Down song and see those Armenian, anti-everything rockers pushing Gap khaki capris I will de-rail. But I probably won't even be noticed hauling all those guns up to the top of the bell tower...what with armageddon starting and all.
Darth Tater.
Darth Vader Slurpie.
Make that "moms dropping them off" post. I couldnt think clearly as I was still laughing at the guy I pictured in full Star Wars regalia feverishly typing a response to that post. Hah, oh god I'm gonna pee myself.
Hah, I just read the response to the "parents" post. You pissed of a Star Wars geek dude. That was funny stuff. I bet his clever retort is already on his Star Wars blog. I have to clean the Mountain Dew off of my monitor now.
I was wondering why all of our evening shift IT guys called in sick.
Just make a laser gun that shoots perfectly unless you actually aim it "at" somebody.
Finally a tool for all the stalkers and/or psycho ex's out there. It's bad enough to get accused of blocking on AIM by an chick. Oh and thanks for fucking up booty calls forever. Unless Google issues a press release that says "To all the guys out there, relax, we just bought it so we could shut it down." then they can suck it.
He might be trying to work out the ethical issues raised by the following while he's at it...
"My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels."
-Clerks
Does this mean the nerds will line up and camp out in front of their TVs?
After reading that I pictured the TV commercial that offers to help you patent your own ideas. When it shows the people holding up popular products screaming "That was my idea!"
That will be me now every time I light up the toilet bowl after a trip to Taco Bell.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
"...And she'd have made it too, if she hadn't been wearing her lucky ham."
If any of you get that I'll be shocked.
Shocked and sad.
Now how about some research on why my feet stick to the floor of the theater?
Wait, on second thought, I'd rather *not* know.
Well based on this ...
"But Longhorn won't be released for another year and a half. In the meantime, Microsoft has to contend with Apple's Tiger as well as with Linux's open-source operating system." ...is "I'll just wait."
But I'm leaning towards "It's just Linux."
They have to wait because the Google website logo with the little space shuttle in it wasnt ready yet.
Mental note...spread sarcasm thicker.
iWon.com usage skyrockets after adding a new feature which not only stores all past searches, but renames anything about porn to such things as "how to pop the question" and "how to be the perfect husband".
Alternate reality has been in development for years. Since the 1st chat room had 2 people in it.
Example:
(ChatGuy) asl?
(ChatGal) 18/f/California
(ChatGuy) kewl, R U hot?
(ChatGal) U no it
(ChatGuy) LOL me too!
(ChatGal) also, i'm rich
(ChatGuy) OMFG so am i!!!1
(ChatGal) btw, if we are the 1st 2 ppl in the 1st chat room, how are we using chat abbreviations that haven't even been invinted yet?
(ChatGuy) wtf
Martha Stewart, while on house arrest, has reportedly just finished an upcoming segment for her TV show called "Hand stitching UPS & Fed-Ex uniforms."
When reached for comment, Stewart replied "Well, that is just nonsense. I have been working on these lovely little doilies with little compartments perfect for holding tape backups....I mean napkins, napkins!...In prison they call napkins "tape backups"....I'm still readjusting to life as a free money....WOMAN! FREE WOMAN!!! BLAAAARRGGGHHHH!" Stewart's voice then abruptly changed and lowered and she started cursing in an ancient Latin dialect that researchers are still trying to identify. Stewart could not be reached for further comment.