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  1. Scrambling to contain the crisis on Sony Warned Weeks Ahead of Rootkit Flap · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phony Sony put its CDs on a shelf
    Phony Sony had a rootkit which installed itself.
    But all of Sony's lawyers and all of Sony's PR men,
    Could not put the integrity back into Sony again.

  2. Is this a duplicate article? on Unpatched IE Flaw Extremely Critical · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Or is it just my imagination that a Microsoft security flaw was discovered at one point in time?

  3. Air just called, it wants its guitar back on Air Guitar That Actually Plays! · · Score: 1

    Air is suing for copyright infringement and defamation of character, how dare they. It seems they are finnished.

  4. The Who to Styx? on Pandora Radio from Music Genome Project · · Score: 1

    Surely you must have been joking?

  5. It still sounds like schitt on Air Guitar That Actually Plays! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you can play it 'just like a guitar' - why not just buy a guitar?

    Is there some weird aversion to strings that people have?

  6. www.w.us on ICANN Considers Single Letter Domains · · Score: 1, Funny

    The wuss domain was already claimed by an unknown US government official with a speech impediment and delusions of grandeur.

  7. Kould you kindly kan the naming konvention? on KDE 3.5 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kareless konnotation kauses konsiderable konsternation.

  8. Jabba the Hutt - Potato Gene Model on Born with Couch Potato Genes? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jabba perfected the art of the couch potato, now it must be asked how he is able to convince so many rogues and scoundrels to obey his commands from such a slovenly perch?

  9. Every day is cyber -----day on Cyber Monday Doesn't Exist · · Score: 1

    What good is a work day without the internet? People would be quitting their jobs in droves.

  10. Re: Does this piss anyone else off? on Star Trek Spoof Top Finnish Movie · · Score: 1

    Yes, it really pissed off the grammar nazis - to the extreme.

  11. One argument against 'Intelligent Design' on Darwin Evolving Into A Tricky Exhibit · · Score: 1
  12. Forget it, its moving too slow on Darwin Evolving Into A Tricky Exhibit · · Score: 1

    Where is the 'intelligently designed' tortoise that has super-speed and the ability to easily right itself after tipping over on its back? I guess the designers can only work on one thing at a time.

  13. Re:Easier way on Sticky Tape Defeats Sony DRM Copy Protection · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess, yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling that she's cheating on me.

  14. The problem with the exhibit on Darwin Evolving Into A Tricky Exhibit · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is that it was not intelligently designed.

    If they had only put a picture of Michaelangelo's 'Creation of Adam' instead of crusty ole Darwin, the money would have come pouring in.

    Imagine the creationist's surprise when they find out that God is a woman in a surgeon's uniform.

    Suggested reading: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000D4FE C-7D5B-1D07-8E49809EC588EEDF

  15. Re:Easier way on Sticky Tape Defeats Sony DRM Copy Protection · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....if you go to far in, you can just rub little bits until you get it just right."

    How do you know my girlfriend?

  16. Re:LOL @ MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!!!!! ROFL on Sticky Tape Defeats Sony DRM Copy Protection · · Score: 1

    these guys are better than that insane chick on 'trading spouses'

    "GET OUTTA MY COMPUTER YOU WHORE!"

  17. Sticky tape defeats the DRM copy protection... on Sticky Tape Defeats Sony DRM Copy Protection · · Score: 1

    ...by getting your CD stuck in the player. Since it doesn't spin, the DRM software is vanquished.

    Q: What do you call a CD with sticky tape on it?
    Is it...
    1) a tape drive
    2) a genius workaround
    3) an absolutely horrid waste of time

  18. '15 Minutes' in 15 minutes on Movies in Fifteen Minutes · · Score: 2, Funny

    They tried to do '15 Minutes' in 15 minutes, but it seemed like just a waste of time.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179626/

  19. Does this mean that pr0n will just start popping on TiVo Plans RFID-Aware PVR · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...up in all different locations at the most inappropriate times?

  20. god does play dice on Ask The Mythbusters · · Score: 1

    god is everything, does everything and sees everything, so yes.

    Good read, another question brought up by that lecture is what do you find on the other side/event horizon of a black hole? Don't tell me its a jelly donut.

  21. Does God exist? on Ask The Mythbusters · · Score: 0

    If so, what does he or she look like?

  22. Hacking a computer through the power cord? on Ask The Mythbusters · · Score: 1

    Is it possible with today's electrical grid that you can hack into a person's computer and extract data through the computer's power cord?

    PS your show where you built a super-fast playing card thrower was great, especially when you drew blood on Adam's arm. Mythbusters is an excellent show!!

  23. MS anti-spyware utility will stop this on Zero-Day IE Exploit Takes Control of PCs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am pretty sure MS anti-spyware will stop this from launching

  24. Dangit Cletus, RAM is not an install procedure! on Outsourcing to Rural America · · Score: 0

    Just kidding of course.

    What a novel idea! Hire people at a fair wage and get the support you need and deserve.

  25. you forgot French on Faster DNA Testing · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    and Insurgent