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  1. Tiptoes? on Porn Industry Tiptoes Into 3D Video · · Score: 1

    More like '3D technology thrusts manfully into the quivering viewer.'

  2. Fox Network on TV Show Seeks Terminally Ill Volunteer for Mummification · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they could sweeten the pot and sign me up for any future 'When Monsters Attack' specials.

  3. Re:Banning doesn't do what they think it does on Australia Could Finally Get R18+ Games · · Score: 1

    I was toying with John Madden 2029: Aftermath

    I figure all the objectionable content will be only accessible through a third party mod hidden within the concept of irony.

  4. Re:One of the more amusing arguments against... on Australia Could Finally Get R18+ Games · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think they're just trying to push racial sensitivity buttons, in their crazy clumsy way. Sad that it's working.

    As a gamer, I really can't stand being beaten by Helen Lovejoy.

  5. Re:Banning doesn't do what they think it does on Australia Could Finally Get R18+ Games · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of the favoured arguments against classification seems to be that putting it out of reach of kids makes them want it more.

    By the same token, doesn't refusing to classify them make them SUPER-EXTREME out of reach, and therefore even more desirable?

    Hell, if I was EA, I'd put snuff pr0n on the top shelf in a sealed room on Mars and watch my sales skyrocket.

  6. One of the more amusing arguments against... on Australia Could Finally Get R18+ Games · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the discussion paper: "An R 18+ for computer games would exacerbate problems associated with access to high level material in Indigenous communities and by other non-English speaking people."

    Apparently classification is racially insensitive, but only for computer games.

  7. Re:WTF is wrong with Australia? on Australian Govt. Proposes Internet "Panic Button" For Kids · · Score: 1
    We have a couple of crazy influential interest groups (Family First) that the major parties pandered to last election. Kevin Rudd made broad promises to make the internet safe for all, and of course the first people he went to for advice were uneducated reactionaries.

    The US has fictional ninja terrorists hiding in every unguarded corner, Australia has fictional ninja pedophiles.

  8. Re:I can't wait for the technical support on Intel Says Brain Implants Could Control Computers By 2020 · · Score: 1

    "Have you tried rebooting? Just put the red button at the base of your neck."

    ugh...'push'. Sounds like my implants are acting up. Going to call tech support.

    *thud*

  9. I can't wait for the technical support on Intel Says Brain Implants Could Control Computers By 2020 · · Score: 1
    "Have you tried rebooting? Just put the red button at the base of your neck."

    *thud*

    "Sir..?"

  10. Celebrity backlash, awesome! on AU Senator Calls Scientology a "Criminal Organization" · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can only hope this means no more promotional tours from John Travolta and Tom Cruise. That's a protest I can live with and love. Also, Jenna Elfman.

  11. On the balance of things.... on Comic Books Improve Early Childhood Literacy · · Score: 1

    ....comic book movie adaptations often reduce Early Childhood Literacy.

  12. Re:Remember Virtua Cop... on Leaked Modern Warfare 2 Footage Causes Outrage · · Score: 1

    The thing I remember about Virtua Cop was that the people you were meant to shoot were in black and the innocent ones were in white. That's not a good reflex for anyone to have.

  13. Re:I'd never do it, but on Moving Away From the IT Field? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A friend of mine went into trades - just picked up a mature aged apprenticeship and become a fantastically rich electrician. Seems like the geekiest trade to pick up. There's a demand for qualified electricians in Australia at the moment from what I can see, but I'm not sure if it's a worldwide trend.

  14. I think Yahoo should be applauded.... on Yahoo Offered Lap Dances At Hack Event · · Score: 1

    ...for contributing to the education of such fine, flexible young women. "Do you Yahoo?" "Yeah, I Yahooed my way through college...."

  15. Re:Quick! on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 1

    I would, but he's hiding in a Y2K bunker.

  16. AFACT on AU Legal Group Says ISP Allowed 100K Illegal Downloads · · Score: 1

    AFACT still run these offensive, unskippable ads on DVDs equating piracy with stealing purses and carjacking. "Would you steal a car?" Frankly, I would steal the purse of a giant corporation.

  17. International Fertility Week on Daily Sex Helps Improve Fertility · · Score: 1

    I declare an International Fertility Week. Actually scratch that, it would probably also end up also being International Unintentional Denial of Service Week.

  18. Being Chinese... on GM's Hummer Brand To Be Sold To a Chinese Company · · Score: 1

    ...this leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

  19. Paint wont just magically appear.... on Painting The World's Roofs White Could Slow Climate Change · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wonder what kind of an environmental impact making, transporting and maintaining all the white paint would have.

  20. it's a goldmine! on Nintendo Slapped With Wiimote Strap Lawsuit Once Again · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking of throwing all my CDs at the TV to get my hands on some of that sweet RIAA settlement money.

  21. Marty! on LHC Success! · · Score: 0

    We'll see when one of the CERN scientists shows up to work with a beard demanding to know what day or year it is...

  22. Re:You know what that means! on Shigeru Miyamoto, The Walt Disney of Our Time · · Score: 0

    Only after he sells out all other creators to some sort of 'terrorism' commission.

  23. real guitar heroes on Details for Guitar Hero 4 Released · · Score: 0

    I won't feel like a real guitar hero until the Wii throws water bottles at my head for playing badly, or I can slip into Kombat Mode when photographers try to block my car from reversing.

  24. Sometime in the future.... on Blizzard Sues Creator of WoW Bot · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for the future when cute Haley Joel Osment-looking robots are farming in World of Warcraft XVI and this argument becomes an ethical debate as to whether he has a soul.

  25. Re:"borderline incompetent"? on RIAA Expert Witness Called "Borderline Incompetent" · · Score: 0

    I disagree with Prof Pouwelse. "Borderline" credits Jacobson with far too much competence.