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  1. the people who suffer most. on RIAA Wants Songwriter Royalty Lowered · · Score: 0

    Wow. God really hates poor Britney.

  2. having to change my tack on Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Memory Loss · · Score: 0

    Uh oh....what about selective memory loss? Because if so, I'm going to need a new legal strategy.

  3. Re:NO NO NO on Guitar Hero and Rock Band See Huge Downloads, Increasing Music Sales · · Score: 0

    If that happens, I'm just going back to old school Air Guitar Hero and stealing my music.

  4. forcing me to revisit my childhood on Dinosaurs Grew Fast and Bred Young · · Score: 0

    This is going to have me revisiting The Land Before Time and the Denver the Last Dinosaur for the sexual subtext.

  5. Re:A pretty stupid application on Proposal for UK Prisoners to be Given RFID Implants · · Score: 0

    It's simple. They won't know about them. They're implanted by bigger prisoners during communal shower time.

  6. Re:But, will it run on linux? on Jade Empire 2 in the Works · · Score: 0

    They did port it, but about 2 years after. Then Mass Effect came out as an exclusive. Oh Bioware, why do you mock me, and by extension my PC?

  7. Re:Free publicity? on FBI to Put Criminals Up in Lights · · Score: 0
    I wonder if defacing the billboard is a billboardable crime.

    Because I'd like to see that.

  8. Trust me, it will be half-arsed. on Australia Plans to Censor the Internet · · Score: 0
    For years, X-rated material has been 'Unrated' in Australia, therefore illegal. Yet you could still pick up an X-rated magazine in a 7-11. Just as an idea of how useless we are at restricting access to pornographic material:

    In magazines, they put stickers on the naughty bits, as if peeling was beyond the abilities of a 12 year old. The only way I see that happening is if they somehow made it that you needed to peel it off with a credit card.

  9. There actually isn't a game at all... on Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Released · · Score: 0

    It's just more viral marketing for Cloverfield.

  10. Re:They should have dropped the suit entirely on RIAA Backs Down On "Unlicensed Investigator" · · Score: 0

    There could be an ongoing theme here. Has anyone looked into whether their ambulance chasers have been disbarred?

  11. Re:$4500? on Dell's World of Warcraft Laptop · · Score: 0

    As a non-fat meth addict, I'm also offended. WoW indeed!

  12. Re:If true, poor move by the band on Guitar Hero Maker Sued - Cover Song Too Awesome · · Score: 3, Funny
    A withdrawal might ensure that the next edition has some new loading screens:

    "Any percieved similarity to the original song is unintended. Rock out!"
    "If you complete this song on Expert, it may be considered a threat to the original band's income!"
    "Dear The Romantics, remember when it used to be about the music?"
    "If your only fans are the RIAA, then go back to the nursing home."

  13. It has a purpose..no really.... on Is SETI Worth It? · · Score: 0

    If we get rid of SETI, how else will lazy movie writers introduce aliens?

  14. Re:Where's the money? on Thompson Sues ESRB, Best Buy · · Score: 0

    Ironically enough, he's funded from the proceeds of a game he published: Ambulance Chaser '07

  15. tech can also help us catch criminals... on Famous Criminal Opines that Technology Breeds Crime · · Score: 0

    One day in the future, we could also use new technology to mine the brains of criminals and learn the A-material they aren't telling us when they become security consultants.

  16. In my day.... on Justice Department's Bio-terror Mistake · · Score: 0

    Mail fraud?? Couldn't they just drop a bag full of dope in his office like they used to in the old days.

  17. hope for the future on Judge Deals Blow to RIAA · · Score: 0

    One day, maybe the RIAA will realise that The Dave Matthews Band just isn't worth all that trouble protecting.

  18. deterministic universe on Far-Fetched Time Travel Concept Receives Private Funds · · Score: 0

    If he's right, I'm throwing away my f'ing d20s.

  19. Re:Why on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 0

    Probably because they're funny/dangerous. I genuinely wanted to join their crazy cult. That was until they told me all my problems were caused by Space Ghosts - plural. I really wanted that Inviso-Belt.

  20. keeping them real.... on Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did? · · Score: 0

    In a REAL interview, where applicants are made to fight for their position in some sort of 'death arena', the reasons for losing should be apparent, and no explanation need be given.

  21. I have needs...real needs. Science says so. on Videogames Fill Psychological Needs for Players · · Score: 0
    I can't wait till they find the area of the brain which controls pwnage.

  22. Re:Yeah right, like the jokes on 9/11 on White Dolphin Functionally Extict · · Score: 0

    ....or maybe it could be how people deal with things.

  23. similar stuff happens all the time on Children Arrested, DNA Tested for Playing in a Tree? · · Score: 0
    do they not need some form of parental consent?

    I recall an similar incident happening to a friend of mine once when he was about 12. He just happened to be out at about 10pm, so the cops decided to bring him in, fingerpint him, let him sit in a cell for about 6 hours then leave him to make his own way home (cop station was about an hour's walk away from his house). The least of their crimes was that they kept his bag, and made vague threats about a non-existent curfew. Apparently they were responding to a claim that 'four youths had vandalised a storefront'. His complaints were dealth with the usual contempt.

    On DNA and fingerprint collection, a few years ago (15ish), Victorian Police made apparent goodwill visits to schools, where they claimed to be taking fingerprints for 'fun'. The sheets weren't play sheets, they were the real deal. Of course, the poor naive kids all went for it. I didn't see them 'disposing of them' as they had stated they would - niftily dodging any form of parental consent. I'm wondering what lengths they'll go to fill their database.

  24. hey, hands off my previously budget processors! on Dell to Use AMD Chips in its Servers · · Score: 0

    Here I am wondering what's the reverse of sellout? Selldowns!

  25. it's supposed to do that! on Philips Recalls Almost 12,000 Flat Panel TVs · · Score: 0
    It's a feature.

    It's meant to switch the TV off, and scour the surrounding area after prolonged use.