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  1. Yeah, But It's Not the Real Deal Unless on The National Cryptologic Museum · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . the guide hollers "Red Badge!" before you enter every room.

    (Sorry - inside joke.)

  2. As A Retired USAF Senior NCO All I Can Say Is on Air Force Cyber Command General Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: 3, Funny

    WTF?

  3. I'd Like To See Them Try This on Google Pulls Map Images At Pentagon's Request · · Score: 0, Troll

    . . . at a Navy or Air Force base where nuclear weapons are stored.

    The Google Map crew would quickly learn concrete and asphalt do not taste good at all.

  4. This Is What Happens on Air Force Emails Sensitive Information to Tourism Site · · Score: 0, Troll

    . . . when you make titless WAFs into Windows admins.

  5. Re:huh on New Tools Available for Network-Centric Warfare · · Score: 1

    where does the I in TIGR come from?

    The first rule of military acronyms is that they must sound warrior-like. Where the letters "come from" is a secondary consideration.

  6. How Long Does the Decompostion Take on Researchers Develop Self-Cleaning Clothes · · Score: 1

    . . . for marinara sauce and egg yolk?

    Just wonderin'. . .

  7. Better Bring Some For Everyone on Kimchi in Space · · Score: 1

    Ever been in an elevator in Seoul in the summertime? My advice to his fellow astronauts is to dig in so your, um, aromas blend together. . .

  8. "backbacon" Tag on Largest Hacking Scam in Canadian History · · Score: 1

    Why RTFA when you have /. tags?

  9. That Guy Sitting Next to Me on the Bus on NIST Working On "Deathalyzer" · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . this morning - I think he's gonna die real soon.

  10. Re:If you want to see the real Cuba, go now... on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now I see Starbucks at every corner, while many damn good, traditional Mom and Pop coffee shops are closing.

    Then you failed to convince your fellow citizens to patronize Mom and Pop and to boycott Starbucks, because Starbucks (and McDonalds and Burger King, etc etc) would not last long if they were not making a profit and you don't make a profit unless you have patrons.

    The fact that other peoples' choices are not your choices does not make them any less valid. When a group of people begins to believe they know what's best for every one else you end up with a Cuba, a North Korea, a Saudi Arabia, you get my drift.

    You are free to get your coffee where ever you want - and that includes making it for yourself. Nobody is forcing you or anyone else to get their coffee at Starbucks.

  11. Yes, But Will It Allow Me to FINISH the Dream? on Robot Interprets, Plays Back Dreams · · Score: 1

    I don't know how many times dreams have ended just as they were about to get really good. . .

  12. Basic Skill for Sailors on Speedcabling - Untangling For Fun and Profit · · Score: 1

    One of the first things you learn on a sailboat is any line left unattended will soon tie itself into a knot - usually at the worst possible time.

    I've noticed the same thing with networking and power cabling both at home and at work.

  13. Re:Significance on Live Blogs From the Hans Reiser Trial · · Score: 1

    Apparently the officer wanted to be humiliated again, this time in a public court.

  14. Re:Anyone have.... on Muslim Groups Attempt to Censor Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Come and get me, bitches.

    And how are they supposed to do that when you're posting as an AC tough guy?

  15. How to Manage Your Reputation in One Easy Step: on Online Reputation Management To Keep Your Nose Clean? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stay the hell away from tequila.

  16. Continuity Books on Best Practices For Process Documentation? · · Score: 1

    The Air Force uses "continuity books" for the many additional duties personnel have to perform - everything from maintenance of technical order libraries to tool boxes to organization budgets. The books contain points of contact, technical references, and abbreviated process documentation. These are invaluable because turn-over for most positions happens every couple of years at a minimum.

    Continuity books are inspected on a regular basis - usually at least once a year by the organization itself ("self-inspection") or a higher headquarters inspection team. If they weren't inspected on a regular basis they would quickly become "big binders of crap nobody reads." The key to whatever system you decide on is management buy-in and some sort of regular evaluation process to ensure the information remains current and applicable.

  17. Mitt Romney Has An iPod? on Mitt Romney Answers Tech Questions · · Score: 1

    What's on it - Orrin Hatch's greatest hits?

  18. Want to Mobilize the College Students of the USA? on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    Fire up the draft.

    But that's not going to happen anytime soon.

  19. How About Using RFID on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 1

    . . . to help me find the goddamned croutons?

  20. The Only Way to Lose Weight on McDonald's UK CEO Blames Video Games for Childhood Obesity · · Score: 1

    Eat less and exercise more.

    That's it - no gimmicks, no pills needed.

    And it WORKS.

  21. I Only Use IE When I Have to Use IE on Firefox Struggling to Compete as Corporate Browser · · Score: 2, Informative

    . . . and for the most part that's for small in-house apps written (badly) in asp.NET with ActiveX controls (bleh!)

    Of course, if I have to develop a web app, I test it in IE, because it's still the main browser, but I make sure it runs in Firefox too.

    I think there's a great future for Firefox as more and more developers kick the .NET habit.

  22. Trust Me on White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online · · Score: 1

    There's still PHBs who are insisting their staff print all 3,000 pages, even though they won't read one of them.

    They just like the look of it sitting on the corner of their desks.

  23. Wow! Now I'm All Fired Up and Ready to Refactor! on Refactoring: Improving the Design of Existing Code · · Score: 1

    First project: Tony's nifty custom MS Access financial-tracking application!

    First step: Rename all 122 tables from table1, table2, table3, etc to REAL names!

  24. Natural Disaster Risks? on Startup Building Floating Data Centers · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't placing your datacenter on the water makes it susceptible to hurricanes, typhoons, or tsunamis?

    Seems like the safest place for a datacenter would would be underground in a geologically stable area, like Heath, Ohio.

  25. Disgruntled sysadmins vs. disgruntled postmen on 2.5 Years in Jail for Planting 'Logic Bomb' · · Score: 2

    What, sysadmins show up with with a flash drive instead of a firearm?