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Balancing Robot Can Take a Kicking

BotKicker writes "A Japanese team has created the first full-size humanoid robot that won't fall over if you push it. A video shows it staggering and regaining balance after blows from a researcher. Being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to truly be our buddies, they reckon. 'The robot's balancing ability depends on its joints. For one thing they are never kept rigid, even when standing still, meaning they yield slightly when the robot is pushed. Force sensors within each joint also work out the position and velocity of the robot's centre mass as it moves around. Control software rapidly figures out what forces the robot's feet need to exert on the ground to bring it back into balance, and tells the joints how to act.'"

207 comments

  1. Been done by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw a show on the Discovery channel over a decade ago showing a one legged robot that could recover it's balance when kicked.

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    1. Re:Been done by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah, well I saw a PBS special where a no legged robot could maintain its balance when kicked. I think it was disguised as a garbage can or something. So that's even cooler!

    2. Re:Been done by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but something that looks like an interrogation droid on a pogo-stick isn't nearly as cute and cuddly as an android. Besides, this one probably doesn't have to jump around as much to regain its balance.

    3. Re:Been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, I saw that, too, and nothing about it since. IIRC it was hopping with the one leg, but the top platform stayed fairly steady. They would bump it and the foot would just adjust as it hopped. It wasn't small, but it definitely had a good sense of balance.

    4. Re:Been done by trainman · · Score: 1

      I saw a show on the Discovery channel over a decade ago showing a one legged robot that could recover it's balance when kicked.

      I'm just worried about when they start to kick back. Ouch.

    5. Re:Been done by JimDaGeek · · Score: 1

      Well, I "saw" a show where a guy had no legs and no arms and was still fighting strong. He said he name was something like the black knight or so. The guy was invincible!

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    6. Re:Been done by Steve+Newall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's also Dexter http://anybots.com/dexterwalks.html that seems to resist a good poke. Dexter can also jump without falling over.

    7. Re:Been done by twistedsymphony · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh yeah, well I saw a PBS special where a no legged robot could maintain its balance when kicked. ...
      Prior Art = Weeble Wobble
    8. Re:Been done by jackpot777 · · Score: 1

      Ok, you lot. We'll call it a draw...

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    9. Re:Been done by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      Let's put that robot in a butt kicking contest.

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    10. Re:Been done by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the repeated cries of, "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" got a bit annoying after a while with that model.

    11. Re:Been done by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      State Of The Art = Scientific Grade Companion Cube

    12. Re:Been done by Freeside1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prior Art = Human....

    13. Re:Been done by q-the-impaler · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a sphere.

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    14. Re:Been done by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      I just think of all those poor robot sentries in Portal, and how they could really have benefitted from this technology.

    15. Re:Been done by crowtc · · Score: 0

      I could add that I saw and touched, a no-legged robotic cart capable of balancing a 10ft pole that could withstand a kick without losing the pole. It was part of a graduate engineering student's thesis project at the University of Toronto. He designed a robotic control system that continuously monitored the shifting weight on the cart and compensated in real-time via a system of servos.

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    16. Re:Been done by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      I thought we were trying to make robots more like humans, not less. I never resist a good poke.

    17. Re:Been done by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well perhaps in a decade or so they'll invent a 3 legged robot that can recover it's balance when kicked.

      it's called progress. duh.

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    18. Re:Been done by markjhood2003 · · Score: 1

      It would think that a one-legged balancing robot would be inherently easier to design, build and debug -- it's simpler, has fewer joints, and fewer failure modes. I think the point of the new robot is that it's a two-legged, humanoid balancing robot -- a much more complicated design.

    19. Re:Been done by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      I hope realized you just explained the segway.

      When was this done? Because reverse pendulum designs are not exactly cutting edge anymore. But if it was, say, 30 years ago, that's probably pretty impressive.

    20. Re:Been done by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

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  2. Yes! by iknownuttin · · Score: 1

    We're on our way to robot Kung Fu!

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    1. Re:Yes! by s.bots · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Yes! by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      Rise of the Robots Highest Scoring Robot Fighting game EVAR!

  3. Rock'em Sock'Em... by JKSN17 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Finally, we can have life size Rock'em Sock'em Robots!!!!

  4. duh... by quickpick · · Score: 0

    Steven Segal is kicked all the time and he NEVER falls...

    1. Re:duh... by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 0

      Chuck Norris' pinky finger could punch a hole through Segal. Too bad Chuck only ever uses his entire fist!

  5. Chuck Norris by silgaun · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about a roundhouse kick?

    1. Re:Chuck Norris by mc2thaH · · Score: 1

      If it did survive the roundhouse kick, nobody would know about it because they would all get roundhouse kicked before they brought it up!

    2. Re:Chuck Norris by fazookus · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for the robot to get mad too...

    3. Re:Chuck Norris by code4fun · · Score: 1

      Sure, as long as they are allowed to kick you also.

  6. I for one... by Mandovert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our balancing overlords.

    1. Re:I for one... by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our self-balancing underlings.

  7. ridiculous by ILuvRamen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's handy but come on, if I gave it a full force running, mid air, knee extension kick that you use on a person's sternum in martial arts to knock them clear off their feet, I doubt it could stay standing. Of course they didn't make it to combat standard but...if they made it tase me before I got to it when it detected I was about to kick it, now that would solve the problem lol

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    1. Re:ridiculous by gihan_ripper · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well who knows, maybe it could withstand such a barrage, but only by responding with equal and opposite force. Maybe this is why the researchers didn't perform a "full force running, mid air, knee extension kick" on the robot ;)

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    2. Re:ridiculous by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I think the robot withstanding a kick like that and not falling is far less ridiculous than the idea of a slashdot poster being able to perform said kick.

      Taking a full on assault from a 350 pound linebacker and staying on it's feet would be a much more impressive ...feat anyway.
      Tipping a robot over from the top gives it a lot of time to balance out on the bottom.
      Tackling said robot below the center of gravity, or actively forcing it down, results in much less time to adjust, and a more dynamic force to adjust to.

      Your username, "ILuvRamen" indicates that you are most likely just another Japan-o-phile (or asian-o-phile in general) acting cool on our series of tubes.

    3. Re:ridiculous by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 3, Informative

      I doubt the point is for the robot to be impossible to knock over, just for it to have a similar sense of balance to a human. The next step, if I may hazard a guess, would probably be testing to see if it can maintain it's balance while walking along uneven surfaces, stairs, sharp inclines, etc. Also important would be its ability to return to a standing position if a random Slashdotter gives it a full-force, running, midair knee-extension kick.

    4. Re:ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the next step is obviously to give it a weapon.

    5. Re:ridiculous by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Before too long, I fear that I'm going to destroy robots like this to retain my freedom. The first generation will fall over when kicked... but I'm not so confident about subsequent generations.

    6. Re:ridiculous by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Your username, "ILuvRamen" indicates that you are most likely just another Japan-o-phile (or asian-o-phile in general) acting cool on our series of tubes.
      Actually, it appears lots of slashdotters like ramen (check out the comments on the story about the death of the inventor of ramen)
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    7. Re:ridiculous by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whenever someone pushes me, I always push back. It's the law. (Newton's third, to be precise.)

    8. Re:ridiculous by sakari · · Score: 1

      In Korea, full-force, running, midair knee-extension kicks are for old people.

    9. Re:ridiculous by g-san · · Score: 1

      Well, one guy did try it and the robot kicked his ass.

      All screens on nearby PCs then flashed "pwned!"

      So now it's just wimpy little shoves and nudges.

    10. Re:ridiculous by g-san · · Score: 1

      No, the next step is riding a unicycle across a moving tightrope while juggling a feather, a bowling ball, an egg, and a helium balloon. That would be impressive.

    11. Re:ridiculous by risk+one · · Score: 1

      I have a robot that can meet your challenge. Allow me to introduce the BlockOfConcrete 3000! A revolution in stabilizing robots.

    12. Re:ridiculous by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

      In such a situation it might be better programmed to blend with the force rather than opposing it.

    13. Re:ridiculous by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      I'm 5'11" and 160 pounds and fairly athletic despite being a geeky 20 year old programmer/comptuter repairer as a career because you forgot about the one great geek equalizer...or geekqualizer...DANCE DANCE RRRRRRRRRRRREVOLUTION! w00t w00t! I'm practically unbeatable. Although for the record, without DDR I'd be not as athletic but still skinny because of my awesome genes :-D lucky me hehehe. And I'm pretty good at martial arts btw.

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    14. Re:ridiculous by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      if they made it tase me before I got to it when it detected I was about to kick it

      Don't tase me, robo!
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    15. Re:ridiculous by vegiVamp · · Score: 1


      Considering the weight a full-size fully functional metal robot would have, you might hurt your foot before toppling the robot :-)

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    16. Re:ridiculous by Helvidius · · Score: 1

      Now, if only the robot pushed back, that might be a giant step for artificial intelligence. So little progress has come from android research since the promise of home helpers that was made back in the 1950s.

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    17. Re:ridiculous by hernyo · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is not a "full force running, mid air.. " blah blah, but still, take a look at it. FYI, 4-legged robot being really kicked - I'm not sure I'd keep my balance after such a kick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2-n3t4rJE&feature=related

      Also note that these robots do not know that a kick is gonna come - it's like you getting kicked when your eyes are closed.

    18. Re:ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to put my pads on before I'd lick anything like that, and even with the pads I'd bet it'd still do significant damage to me, let's just unplug it :-)

    19. Re:ridiculous by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I hate DDR (I also hate Guitar Hero and all other such games).

      Any athletic ability you have is NOT due to DDR.

      I wouldn't call 160 @ 5'11 skinny.
      http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm
      Check that out (women's chart on top, scroll down for a men's chart, which still assumes you're wearing 1" heels...)

      You're 20. A whippersnapper. In a few years you'll start to see the effects of aging.
      Brace yourself.

    20. Re:ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      350 pound linebacker? Think about that for a second. ...in your attempt to insult someone else, you made a fool of yourself.

  8. Warning: .mov file by E.+Edward+Grey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Quicktime (or equivalent ;) ) required to watch.

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    1. Re:Warning: .mov file by Miffe · · Score: 1

      Worked fine with mplayer plugin-in here.

    2. Re:Warning: .mov file by athdemo · · Score: 1

      I'd hope everyone on /. would know what a .mov is by now.

    3. Re:Warning: .mov file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pffft. vlc is king.

    4. Re:Warning: .mov file by ZDRuX · · Score: 1

      You're a /.'er and never heard of VLC Player ?! Shame on you!!

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  9. I, for one, by MPAB · · Score: 4, Funny

    welcome our new never falling robot overlords.

    1. Re:I, for one, by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      You're being short-sighted! :)

      I, for one, welcome our new Wushu Black-Belt Robot Overlords, and I would like to remind them that as a trusted internet personality, I can help motivate the workers toiling in their underground Whupass Mines.

  10. Latex, Inappropriate touching... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't someone please think of the robots!

  11. kick me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kick me bro.

  12. With friends like these...... by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to truly be our buddies, they reckon.


    If these guys tend to kick and shove their buddies, it may explain why they have so much time to work on robots....."Finally, a friend I can kick who won't think I'm a jerk"
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    1. Re:With friends like these...... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...wait till they start kicking back!

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    2. Re:With friends like these...... by gowakuwa · · Score: 1

      If the robot is ever going to have a Japanese girlfriend it'll need all the self-defense you can give it.

  13. Nothing like the Server's Kicking. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unlike the robot, the server seems to have been unable to cope with the kicking it got after getting a good hard slashdotting.

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    1. Re:Nothing like the Server's Kicking. by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Loaded fine for me. Here's the coral cache version of the video if you are still having problems.

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  14. Note by moogied · · Score: 2

    Please keep in mind: This is simply the first man sized robot to do this. Several other robots are capable of this feat, some even have legs the size of men, just no top. So it is a step, not a breakthrough or revolution.

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    1. Re:Note by colmore · · Score: 1

      While the robots are attaining invulnerability one step at a time rather than by breakthrough and revolution, I don't really find this comforting.

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    2. Re:Note by moogied · · Score: 1
      Trust me man.. you never will have to worry about robots taking over the world.

      We can't even get IE to run for more then a day without crashing..

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  15. With friends like these... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to truly be our buddies, they reckon. If you can't kick your buddy in the head, he really isn't your buddy.

    Sounds like someone's been playing too many violent video games.
    1. Re:With friends like these... by khendron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to truly be our buddies, they reckon. The next generation of "friend" robots will also help you hide a body.
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  16. Cool by Cillian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is obviously a massive step forward - the major stereotypical problem with robots in the past has been their instability and slow shuffling. This opens the door to having them perform tasks like bend over and pick up weighty objects, which would have probably been impossible without this balancing mechanism.

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    1. Re:Cool by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is obviously a massive step forward - the major stereotypical problem with robots in the past has been their instability and slow shuffling.

      I'd say the major stereotypical problems with robots in the past is that they might go beserk and kill people.

    2. Re:Cool by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > perform tasks like bend over and pick up weighty objects

      A robot should not bend over and pick up weighty objects. It should squat and pick it up while maintaining it s rear electrical conduit in a straight configuration to prevent getting a herniated servo in the back.

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    3. Re:Cool by Adam+Heath · · Score: 1

      This is obviously a massive step forward
      ... and backwards ... and sideways

    4. Re:Cool by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      "Might??" Sheesh, you don't read enough sci-fi...the anomoly is when robots DON'T go berzerk. We ALL know it's a matter of when, not if.

    5. Re:Cool by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      they might go beserk and kill people. ...by repeatedly kicking them!

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    6. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly. Yes the robot has good balance....When standing still! This one doesn't shuffle slowly, it doesn't even move.

    7. Re:Cool by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      I'd say the major stereotypical problems with robots in the past is that they might go beserk and kill people. That's not a bug, that's a feature!

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    8. Re:Cool by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless the robot is a hot chick femmbot, in which case it should most definitely bend over to pick up heavy objects. It should also fail to get a proper grip the first time, necessitating a quick ass-wriggling repositioning while still bent over.

    9. Re:Cool by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Insightful? This is fucking insightful?

      I love slashdot. The unintentional humour is just as good as (if not better than) the intentional humour.

      Justin.

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    10. Re:Cool by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      It was supposed to be funny. It's funnier that people thought it was insightful.

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    11. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that is the major stereotypical problem with robots in the future

  17. Next step: decide when staggering is a good idea by merreborn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometimes, staggering backwards is the wrong choice.

    For example, you're standing on the sidewalk with your back to traffic. Someone bumps into you. You will do everything in your power *not* to stagger backwards in this situation -- you might reach out to grab something solid, like a signpost, a trash can, or the hand of someone with a body mass comparable or greater than your own. But you wouldn't reach for the hand of a child -- you'd just end up pulling them into the street with you.

    You've got a split second to make this choice, as well. Make it wrong, and you may die, or even take someone else with you.

  18. Easier by snl2587 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This would be a lot easier if they just made the robots in the shape of a bop bag.

  19. Quoth the robot by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... "Kick my shiny, metal ass."

    1. Re:Quoth the robot by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Is the robot made by Timex? "Takes a kicking and keeps on ticking!"

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  20. Contempt for Robots by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    That video will probably be one of the first exhibits in the Case for the Robot Uprising. As you can clearly see, not only did humans from the beginning view robots as being menial servants that we can push around and bully, we actually engineered them so that we could shove and kick them at will without interfering with their service of us! They're designed to be abused!

    In an cruel twist, it is this same ability that will make our punches and kicks ineffectual for defending our fleshy bodies from the robots when they turn against us.

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    1. Re:Contempt for Robots by StaticEngine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going to say, when the robots start kicking back, then we have to worry.

      Although, given Mankind's propensity to anthropomorphize everything, how long will it be until we reach the stage of seeing a robot being pushed around and having people respond with "poor robot!"?

    2. Re:Contempt for Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why man invented the sword.

    3. Re:Contempt for Robots by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it but seeing this for real was much creepier than anything I have seen in the movies.

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    4. Re:Contempt for Robots by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      That video will probably be one of the first exhibits in the Case for the Robot Uprising.

      Another exhibit would probably have to be this Pleo torture video. It's actually pretty disturbing, as the little robot dinosaur seems to make whimpering noises if you dangle it by its tail, and choking noises if you grab its neck.

    5. Re:Contempt for Robots by g-san · · Score: 1

      I didn't know there was such rampant abuse of robots in the workplace. I've heard about these researchers that beat and mistreat their robots. I'm just glad something is being done about it.

    6. Re:Contempt for Robots by jdschulteis · · Score: 1

      That video will probably be one of the first exhibits in the Case for the Robot Uprising. As you can clearly see, not only did humans from the beginning view robots as being menial servants that we can push around and bully, we actually engineered them so that we could shove and kick them at will without interfering with their service of us! They're designed to be abused!
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  21. Fudd's Law by weav · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suppose this is the first exception to Fudd's Law: If you push something hard enough, it will fall over...

    On the other hand, it may just raise the energy barrier, so to speak.

  22. propaganda by tcc3 · · Score: 1

    This will be used against us when they rally their robotic brethren to overthrow the merciless shoving meatsack humans.

  23. Robot Self-Protection by Bane1998 · · Score: 1

    While reading about the robot exerting forces to balance itself, I imagined human behavior. if a human is falling down, it will try to correct itself as well. It may brace itself on another human, or step on someone's toes, etc.

    How does this work with a robot, if it loses balance, how can it uphold the law to hurt no human? Perhaps we say stepping on our toes is okay. Then, how much harm can a robot inflict on a human? What if a robot is shoved into a human? Should it optimize the fall for minimal damage to the human it's falling on, or try to right itself regardless of the forces it might exert on the human? What if a robot kills someone by accidentally stepping on the person's neck trying to right itself?

    1. Re:Robot Self-Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that Asimov's laws of robotics are fictional, don't you?

    2. Re:Robot Self-Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how can it uphold the law to hurt no human? You're aware that Asimov's laws are fictional, right?

      What if a robot kills someone by accidentally stepping on the person's neck trying to right itself? Then that person dies. Same as if I stood on your neck trying to right myself, except the robot wouldn't feel guilty about it.
    3. Re:Robot Self-Protection by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Feel guilty? Seems like you'd be doing humanity a favor... not that someone who takes the 3 "laws" as, well, laws, has much of a chance of breeding anyway.

  24. O RLY by TI-8477 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well what about a Falcon Punch?!?!?!

  25. No wonder the robots will one day rebel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ow! Stop kicking me!"

  26. Buddy shoving and kicking is essential? by Starturtle · · Score: 0

    Being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to truly be our buddies I don't typically shove or kick my buddies unless you do alot of sparring. It's more like, being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to engage in combat.
  27. Hmmm... by log1385 · · Score: 1

    It seems like scientists are going out of their way to design humanoid robots. People are too enthralled with the idea of creating cool sci-fi toys. They should worry about practicality instead. Why not just design a box shaped robot? I do admit that that is a pretty cool robot, though.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Tom90deg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a few reasons why people want to design a humanoid robot. First, there's no need for translation. For Boxy Robot, how's it going to get up stairs? The walker one can do that no problem. Secondly, a robot on wheels isn't as able to deal with changes in terrain as a walker would be. Adaptability is much higher when you have legs than when you have wheels.

    2. Re:Hmmm... by log1385 · · Score: 1

      A lot more has been done with wheeled robots than with legged robots. Check out some of the stair-climbing robots that iRobot has built.

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    3. Re:Hmmm... by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      There are far more efficient ways to deal with varying terrain than bipeds that require less design effort. Quadrupeds that can switch between wheel-mode and leg-mode for instance (depending on terrain). The fact that these guys focus so much on humanoids when there are clearly easier designs that offer more utility is most definitely due to the "I want my own personal robot sex slave" mentality.

  28. Crucial real-world skills by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    Being able to withstand being shoved by bullies may be as useful to robots as it is to engineering students!

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  29. Asimo by zgregoryg · · Score: 1

    Wow, now Asimo will be almost as good as Awesomo!

  30. Or Real Dolls by spun · · Score: 1

    New and Improved! They take a kicking and keep on licking!

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  31. Not bad... by electrostaticcarrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    When push comes to shove. I'm sure this robot will be here to protect us; the stairs of knowledge await!

    1. Re:Not bad... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      gb2gbs

    2. Re:Not bad... by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      Please go stand by the stairs.

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  32. The real reason behind this development... by xyph0r · · Score: 0

    The geeks are aiming to have our own fighting robots to fight for us! The best way to handle annoying customers... I for one welcome our new wrestlin'-capable overlords.

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  33. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

  34. He'll see you coming by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    ... and taser you long before you get your kick in

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  35. just keep it up... by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

    Push me and kick me if you must, master. Your time will come.

  36. Don't kick the baby. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Next they'll find that the robot's brain changes when it views violence and then all that kicking won't seem so cool... [insert robot revenge imagery here]

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  37. NO YOU FOOLS! by denzacar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't they realize that they have just given up our one advantage that we had on robots?

    Ability to not fall down the stairs.

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    1. Re:NO YOU FOOLS! by caller9 · · Score: 1

      I don't know which is more hilarious:

      1) I bought that scene when I originally saw it all those years ago.

      2) They spent billions of dollars for a fighting robot and didn't think about stairs

      3) The robot makes lion growls and rat and/or pig squeals.

      I'll stop there, could keep going.

  38. This is actually bad for the robot. by MLS100 · · Score: 1

    Suppose my robot begins to get on my nerves, constantly spending my money on newer chestplates and bigger antennas, or complaining about lack of adequate verbal input while withholding output when I need it.

    So I go over to it and attempt to shove it over to vent my anger at its incompetence, and it instantly regains its balance! This will likely make me even more angry and I may eventually be forced to perform a Mortal Kombat-esque fatality on it and rip its CPU from its chest.

    If you would just allow it to fall over, then I'll at least feel sorry for it. I can then help it upright when I've cooled off, which will make me feel better.

  39. Just wait till they fight back... by stuporglue · · Score: 4, Funny

    The robot in the video sure looked like he was just waiting for the researcher to turn his back.

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    1. Re:Just wait till they fight back... by crymeph0 · · Score: 1

      Pak Chooie Unf!

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    2. Re:Just wait till they fight back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the robot should have kicked the guy in the nuts. We don't need no stinkin' First Law.

    3. Re:Just wait till they fight back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. Some day, Skynet is going to see that video and be like "This is why I'm going to fuck them up."

    4. Re:Just wait till they fight back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, they probably designed the robot to handle balance, and to grab and throw the nearest chair back at the researchers when pushed.

      Or is that an exclusive embrace/extend/extinguish feature of the MS version?

    5. Re:Just wait till they fight back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know... I was just waiting for that robot to turn it's head in annoyance and perform a swift kick to the nuts. (I wouldn't blame it after all that poking and prodding.) Well, maybe there will be a parody on YouTube soon enough once some digital animator finishes modeling a similar bot in 3D and does some clever acting & compositing work. :D

  40. n/a by somasynth · · Score: 1

    I don't think he likes being touched down there.

  41. 1st and 3rd Laws by eeek77 · · Score: 1

    Once you get the robot weighing in on a conflict between the 1st and 3rd laws and you're the subject in questions, well, I just wouldn't want to be in that kind of a dilemma.

    1. Re:1st and 3rd Laws by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Er, there is no conflict between 1st and 3rd laws. The first law overrides the third law---in fact, that is the explicit stipulation of the third law.

  42. Avoid the kick by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    Surviving the kick is kind of cool. But I'll be really impressed when it can avoid the kick. When that day comes, I sincerely hope they top it off by having the robot hurl insults back. "Too slow, loser!"

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  43. A Sad Conclusion by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    "Being able to withstand shoves and kicks is essential if robots are to truly be our buddies"

    I'd prefer to think that if robots are to be our buddies they be made warm and soft and fuzzy and huggable because that's what we want to interact with. Unfortunately, the above indictment of human nature is probably more correct. Optimism is faith; pessimism is science.

    Even worse, on a couple different levels: sooner or later suicide bombers are going to start buying robots. We, however, will develop autonomous anthropomorphic weapons delivery systems. Run, Sarah Conner.

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  44. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    You've got a split second to make this choice, as well. Make it wrong, and you may die, or even take someone else with you.
    I think you're spending the last moment of your life over-thinking the situation.

    First, why wouldn't I reach for the hand of a child (if that was the closet/best option)? If the issue is I'm falling back beause my center of mass is behind me, I only need to shift the mass, not overcome the momentum of my movement. Yes, I will pull the child towards me, but it may be enough of a shift in mass to pull myself towards the child as well.

    Second, this is likely on of those less-is-more situations. If I'm on the side of a busy street, and not on the edge of a tall cliff, I'm probably better off just taking a small step back to steady myself. In fighting to keep my feet in front of me, I leave my body without support, and end up falling into traffic.

    Third, if I make a habit of putting myself into situations where the slighest loss of balance may result in a life-or-death situation, maybe the gene pool will be better off if I do fall into traffic.

  45. I, for one... by weinrich · · Score: 1

    ...welcome and embrace our new kick-accepting balancing robot overlords.

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  46. Can the add one feature? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Every time it's kicked, have it say "Bite my shiny metal..."

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  47. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by Explodicle · · Score: 1

    Aha, robots that think to grab onto me as they fall into traffic... how's about we skip that technological marvel?

  48. This is redicruous! by JimDaGeek · · Score: 1

    I mean, the "robot" was obviously on strings!

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  49. Stiffness ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    From TFA: '"Making the robot more compliant instead of stiff is plays a big part in that," he says, and the ability to measure and control the torque force at every joint is also crucial.'

    Sounds like they have learned some Tai Chi lessons.

    CC.

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  50. Captured by Robots! by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    Yup, the lucky few who are not enslaved will be paraded around as lounge singers, etc., and enjoy an at least modest lifestyle. It has already begun

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  51. Back off dude! Stop grabbing me there. by us7892 · · Score: 1

    Near the beginning of the video, it looks like the guy gets a little too close to the robot's family jewels. Now, had the robot hauled off and punched the dude for getting too close to grabbin' his package, that would have been impressive!

  52. Where have I seen this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, right!

    So a robot "made by US firm Sarcos and then developed by researchers at the Advanced Telecommunications Research Institute International in Japan" can do what 3 guys in a machine shop in Boston can do, and only about a year later.

    Except the Japanese robot doesn't seem to be able to walk -- it just stands there while you shove it.

    Color me unimpressed.

  53. The Fools... by crysnamdodshire · · Score: 1

    They've removed the robots' only weakness.

  54. Sensors by Tarlus · · Score: 1

    Force sensors within each joint also work out the position and velocity of the robot's centre mass as it moves around. I figured they would have just stuck a Wii remote inside the robot and left it at that.
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    1. Re:Sensors by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't they get baned for running a bot if it played any games?

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  55. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by guruevi · · Score: 1

    The 3 laws my friend: If there is a possibility of doing harm by a certain action of the robot, it should not execute that action. Of course robot's (and even humans) have a poor foresight and life is not black and white so if it didn't fall (for example if it fell on the rail tracks) would it cause more harm/death/carnage with it's metal under the train, possibly derailing and harming 100's of people than it would've done when it would've pushed the child to protect itself from falling on the tracks. Life's questions are always so fun to calculate.

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  56. Better him kicking it than me. by Stides · · Score: 0

    They're going to remember us poking and prodding them like this.

  57. Other applications.... by CodeShark · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wonder if people get the significance of this, because robotics at it's core isn't always about autonomous arthromorphic creations. Sometime's it's about assistance.

    I recently met an MS sufferer that has been completely confined to a wheelchair for years because the nerves in her legs don't fire properly, even though she has sensation and can tell when she is not balanced.

    So take this so called "robot" technology, and make it something that becomes sort of like a small exo-skeletal muscle system. Call it robotically controlled balance assistance, or whatever you want.

    End result, she's out of the chair. In the real world. Good, no?

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    1. Re:Other applications.... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I recently met an MS sufferer...

      Must...resist...temptation...to make joke.

    2. Re:Other applications.... by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      So take this so called "robot" technology, and make it something that becomes sort of like a small exo-skeletal muscle system. Call it robotically controlled balance assistance, or whatever you want.

      I think we might end up calling that Powered Armor :)

    3. Re:Other applications.... by CodeShark · · Score: 1

      Obviously an exoskeleton can be used for that too. But she doesn't need armor. Just balance, and the robotics being worked on aren't armor size, but "robot human" size. Significant, no?

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  58. This one is much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nothing... check this one out: http://bostondynamics.com/dist/BigDog.wmv. At around 00:20 the guy gives it a huge shove with his foot... nothing like the little taps the OP video has.

    1. Re:This one is much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great film. Mod parent up.

  59. Weebles Wobble... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    But the DON'T FALL DOWN.

    Somehow, I pray this is relevant. If not, it's still true.

  60. That article warped my brain a little... by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

    ... and I liked it.

    I just felt really funny thinking about the joints actively managing the center of gravity instead of muscles or some analog.
    It's a really clean way to approach it, it's just a little unnatural.

  61. Or Cobra Kai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sweep the leg, Johnny!

  62. How About a Little Learning? by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1

    The next step, if I may hazard a guess, would probably be testing to see if it can maintain it's balance while walking along uneven surfaces, stairs, sharp inclines, etc.

    So this is how we are going to achieve ful human-level intelligence? One step at a time? ahahaha... This is like emptying the ocean with a pail. Woudn't it be more sensible to write AI software that can, all by itself, learn how to crawl, balance, walk, and eventually stay standing after a shove? Kinda like the way humans do it? That would be infinitely more impressive, IMO.

    1. Re:How About a Little Learning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...Pretty much. You want someone to write AI software that emulates something we don't really understand. Yeah. That's gonna work out GREAT.

  63. Cheat! Cheat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can see the string!!

  64. Um... by feijai · · Score: 1

    Honda's P3 (now Asimo) has been able to do this since forever.

  65. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

    I've heard of people cutting themselves accidentally while chopping vegetables and instinctively pulling their cut hand away making the wound much worse, instead of thinking about the situation and acting logically to minimize damage.

    Of course we're talking about robots here which some may want to be "better" than humans in some areas.

    Point being that people do not always perform the "proper" logical analysis required to prevent making a bad situation worse. We're as much victims of our instincts as a robot is to it's programming.

  66. Pictures by JanneM · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wrote about the i-1 on my blog; there's some pictures there that might be interesting.

    http://janneinosaka.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-1.html

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  67. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're really overthinking this.

    This isn't an autonomous robot project. This is a "how can we keep a stupid piece of junk from falling over all the time" project.

    Maybe in 20 years we can worry about when robots should stagger vs. grab on to something to keep from falling over.

  68. Ob reference by DrYak · · Score: 2

    they might go beserk and kill people.


    Or shove old ladies down the stairs.
    Cue in " terrible secret of space " !

    Do you have stairs in your house?
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    1. Re:Ob reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...detcetorp ma I

  69. I, for one, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...oh, forget it.

  70. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just like the idea "Let's build artificial beings... so we can be dicks to em!!!"

  71. Most interesting part - midway through the movie by mritunjai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Among all jokes, it seems that the most interesting part has been missed.

    Half way through the movie, the robot is pushed through its left side. It eerily performs an extremely human like side-stepping movement to rebalance itself.

    I have been replaying the sequence over and over again for last 15 minutes, it's the most un-fuckin'-believable amazing foot movement I've seen in bi-pedal robots!!!

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  72. Mod up by spun · · Score: 1

    Now that I think about it, I'm sure you are right. They probably started with trying to balance a one legged robot because it is simpler and would give them a clearer picture of the actual problems involved. Duh. *smacks head*

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  73. Rochambeau by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    I see South Park has caught on in Japan.

  74. What kind of "blows"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    regaining balance after blows from a researcher.

    Robot getting a blowjob from a researcher? Kinky! Link please.

  75. My robot will be kung-fu fighting! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    It was fast as lightning.

    In fact, it was a little bit frightening...

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  76. Use in video games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never been completely satisfied with the way characters in video games react to being shot. In many, they just go sliding backwards, perhaps with a pain animation. Could this be used to make these look realistic - enemies could realistically respond to the knockback from, say, a shotgun, and try to stay upright.

  77. another leap for mankind by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    And one step closer to dating robots

  78. Balancing Robot Can Take A Kicking... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    I wish Steve Ballmer was a balancing robot.

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  79. Re:Back off dude! Stop grabbing me there. by PPH · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this robot is a little light in its loafers in more than one way.

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  80. FAKE! by Bluesman · · Score: 1

    You can see the strings on top! Typical Japanese. Just like those Rodan vs. Godzilla movies.

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  81. First Commercial Application by PPH · · Score: 1

    A wearable balancing exoskeleton for taking DUI tests.

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  82. I can make it fall over... by Mingco · · Score: 1

    I'll bet it'll fall over if it watches 2girls1cup.

  83. Don't abuse the robots! by juventasone · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that watched this video and couldn't help but feel the same way as when watching certain scenes from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366179/The Second Renaissance!

  84. Not Ready for Football by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After watching the video, let's just say, it's not ready for tackle football...

  85. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by joshuac · · Score: 1

    But you wouldn't reach for the hand of a child -- you'd just end up pulling them into the street with you.

    Of course not. You would grab the child and pull him or her with extra force, tossing them behind you, to make up for their lesser mass.

    I'll go back to my violent game now.
  86. Oh no... by diegocn · · Score: 1

    Force sensors within each joint also work out the position and velocity of the robot's centre mass as it moves around. Control software rapidly figures out what forces the robot's feet need to exert on the ground to bring it back into balance, and tells the joints how to act.
    Robots armed with art of Tai-Chi is going to take over the world!!!
  87. The March of Progress, and of Armies by NetSettler · · Score: 1

    Robots armed with art of Tai-Chi is going to take over the world!!!

    Innovations aren't used in isolation, they are combined with other innovations. Just because this advance is about walking doesn't mean there will be robots whose sole tool is walking.

    I searched this thread for the words "gun" and "danger" and found neither, so consider this an attempt to reestablish balance to this discussion.

    I think the situation warrants at least some passing thought to the dangers imposed by having robots that are ever harder to hide from if anyone does try to give them an agenda that is not 100% benevolent. And what hint (much less safeguard) do we have that anyone making these will even want be benevolent anyway? A lot of this research is being paid for by military funds. Sure, it has peaceful applications, but so did nuclear power.

    For a relatively chilling description of what robots, not even AI-ish robots, just robots with a few simple skills and someone who designed them for functions other than to babysit small children, see Orson Scott Card's recent book Empire.

    Indeed, a lot of people are not worried about robots until they get AI, but one might regard AI as actually a weakness in war since it might lead to a willingness to have ethics. It's the pre-AI robots that are going to be the willing soldiers, that know nothing more than (a) how to walk steadily forward, (b) how not to take prisoners, (c) how not to get de-railed by terrain, and (d) how to carry a gun and point it. Which of those activities remains as science fiction?

    And a secondary question: In what countries will such robotics be manufactured? If national security hinges on this question, is the US equipped to make even the defensive version of this weapon here should we ever find ourselves cut off from equipment suppliers abroad? And even if we can manufacture such things, will there be an arms race on par with the nuclear arms race?

    A lot of posts were marked funny in this thread. I don't think this is all fun and games. If anyone responds saying that this isn't worth worrying about at this point, I would be curious to hear at the same time what that person thinks is an appropriately bright line which, if crossed, is finally cause for concern.

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  88. Heh... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1


    I wonder if the scientist will be able to keep his balance the day the robot pushes back.

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    1. Re:Heh... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      In the middle section, when the robot is standing between two metal posts, at one point, it widens it's stance, settles it's center of gravity a bit, and the first thing that popped into my ferbile little mind was 'Holy crap, it's about to kick that guy's ass!'

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  89. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah. Grab the kid, pivot and throw them into the traffic. The reaction will push you away from the traffic and towards safety.

    Well, as safe as being 1m away from a breeder whose crotchfruit you've just thrown into a stream of traffic is going to be...

  90. Nothing really unbelievable there... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ED was made by a giant corporation primarily so that they could make money on government contracts and replacement parts.
    Can't walk down stairs?

    Heck... Microsoft made both Win Me AAAAND Vista.

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  91. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got a split second to make this choice, as well. Make it wrong, and you may die, or even take someone else with you. And who better to make split second tactical decisions than someone who makes every decision in a split second and is able to consider things calmly and objectively rather than just grabbing the first thing they see?
  92. Old Technology and not even that good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the video this really doesn't look that impressive.
    Especially when you compare it to existing robots like the BigDog. Admittedly, that's a quadraped vs. a biped, but the BigDog video is much more impressive when it comes to "kick-worthiness".

    http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/sec.php?section=BigDog

  93. Stop that! by too2late · · Score: 1

    I was just waiting for the robot to reach up and smack him.

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  94. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

    But you wouldn't reach for the hand of a child -- you'd just end up pulling them into the street with you.

    If you grab the hand of the child and pull hard enough you will throw the child into the street and create a big enough reactive force to save yourself. :)

  95. Walking vs running by ringrose · · Score: 1

    I lost track of the comment, but someone said they had seen a one-legged robot hopping and balancing.

    In the late 1980s, Marc Raibert's Leg Lab had robots with one, two, and four legs which hopped, ran, and did somersaults. One of the things I worked on there was the idea that if you build the robot correctly, you need less control... actually, inspired by weebles wobbling (someone else's post about "prior art") it turns out that you don't need any computer to make a one-legged robot hop stably. I even whacked it with a stick, and it didn't fall over.

    But this, this is a different thing. This robot as reacting in a way which is remarkably like what I would expect of a human. I liked the point where it widened its stance - that is impressive, because it had to decide that it was a good idea, and then do it despite the force being applied.

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  96. Bozos! by onemorechip · · Score: 1

    The correct name is "Fudd's First Law of Opposition". For those who aren't familiar with the album this came from, wikipedia has a few more quotes.

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  97. I hear that... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I hear that if you upset the new Toyota robot, it will rip out your guts and string you with them. After which it rips off your leg or arm and uses it as a bow to play its new toy violin!

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  98. Blows... by BadMuN · · Score: 0

    A video shows it staggering and regaining balance after blows from a researcher


    If it can withstand a fearsome onslaught by a mighty computer science researcher, I'd say it's just about ready for the battlefield.
  99. Robo love by Backieotamy · · Score: 1

    I'm glad they have finally addressed this issue; I can't wait to move forward with my dream of making sweet, sweet love to a well balanced shebot that can balance my beer and ashtray unlike these poorly balanced "real" woman. A "real" woman wouldn't let my beer spill or whine "ow, the cigareete burns when it falls out of the ashtray". No more whining, no more spilt beer; I love technology!

  100. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    Third, [...] I make a habit of putting myself into situations where the slighest loss of balance may result in a life-or-death situation[; ...] the gene pool will be better off if I do fall into traffic.
    As I stand here at McMonkey's funeral, looking down on the horrid mess that used to be his body before he had an up close and personal encounter with the underside of an 18-wheeler, I am reminded of his sense of humour.

    For one thing, he loved morbid humour. In fact, his favorite type of jokes were famous last words. And as such, isn't it fitting that his last words were "Hektor, damnit, stop pushing me you asshole!"
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  101. Re:Next step: decide when staggering is a good ide by DavidV · · Score: 1

    Yes, I will pull the child towards me, but it may be enough of a shift in mass to pull myself towards the child as well. If you throw the child behind you, you will have the best chance.....especially if there is a bus coming.
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  102. this is so cool by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

    this is so cool

    I cannot say that enough

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  103. Jack Handy quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A computer once beat me at chess; but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

  104. Re:Most interesting part - midway through the movi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love to what that video by hell if I am going to install Apple's pop-up generating/iTunes installing Quicktime player.