In Chinese, reincarnation is an euphemism for death. So in China, people not only need permission to be born but also to die! If weren't so sad, this is funny!
"Well, I think so, Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don't they call people from Holland Holes?" "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?" "I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?" "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels." "Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?" "Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... ooh, it's all too much for me." "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?" "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so." "Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?" "Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss." "Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu." "I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so." "I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?" "I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!" "I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?" "I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair strait?" "I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp." "Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish." "I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time." "Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent." "I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the union." "Yes, I am!" "I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?" "I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby." "Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?" "Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime." "Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back." "Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?" "Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?" "I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?" "Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it's too stupid!" "Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?" "Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?" "I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?" "Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?" "I think so Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?" "Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena." "Well, I think so hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?" "I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?" "Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?" "I think so, Brain, but we're already naked." "We eat the box?" "Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?" "I think so, Brain NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?" "I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?" "I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?" "I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?" "I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?" "I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies." "I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?" "I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?" "I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?" "I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?" "I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?" "I
I read some where that MS nets about 1 billion dollars USD per month. That is almost their 2 month net profit!!! I wouldn't say it did not phase MS. It is just they swallowed it well.
In my quest of getting my new mobile phone, I have tried the UIQ version of Symbian on W950i. It is much better than the Windows Mobiles.
However, the best hand writing recognition system belongs to Motorola's A1200 and ROKR E6. It is very quick with very high accuracy in both English and Chinese. The ROKR E6 is what I end up getting. Plus, it run on Linux!
is happening all the time on the net as well, you don't see me running to the police.
By the way, how does it work? Does the rapist do a strength check to see if he can overpower the victim and the victim does a agility check to see if he/she can run away? I would like to see a rapist encounter Vorpal Sword +5!
Nokia had to resort to using a 4.1 inch LCD! Just imagine how much better the browsing experience would be if it a 12 inch LCD, or even a 7 inch LCD, if the battery would last!
In a mobile computing device, there 3 parts consumes the most powe: CPU, storage and display.
Looks like Intel is going to solve the CPU power usage issue here. NAND flash pricing and storage capacity is catching up. All we need now is a cheap and low power consumption display. TFT LCD is alright for mobile phone is because the LCD is not on most of the time. However for MIDS, people can browse the web for hours, it would really kill the battery fast.
So, until LCD can significantly reduce power consumption or other technologies (E Ink or OLED) rise to the occasion, there would not be a really viable product.
As a firm believer in karma and a serious reader of slashdot. I truly believe Digg is suffering from bad karma of its users saying "I'd hit it." once too often.
This sounds like some grand standing of a politician passing useless law to "protect kids". Anyone with a passing knowledge of the internet knows this is useless.
Not only anyone can get any screen name and email address anyway they want it. Next thing you know, people will be setting up the "virtual neighborhood" off shore.
This is one of those feel good law with some truthiness in mix!
Agreed, instead paying loads of money on the movie right or NFL/NBA/NHL. The game company with their own franchise can take control of their own destiny and keep cost down. Just look at Zelda, Doom, and Civilization. All you need is good game play. However, the game developer would not have anyone to blame if game bombs.
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Just look here and take out the Republicans mentioned above:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/110th_United_States_Congress
Pick up the phone and call them!
In Chinese, reincarnation is an euphemism for death. So in China, people not only need permission to be born but also to die! If weren't so sad, this is funny!
"Well, I think so, Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don't they call people from Holland Holes?" ... ooh, it's all too much for me."
"I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
"I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
"Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
"Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
"Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."
"I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
"I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?"
"I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!"
"I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?"
"I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair strait?"
"I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
"I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time."
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent."
"I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the union."
"Yes, I am!"
"I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?"
"I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
"Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?"
"I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it's too stupid!"
"Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?"
"Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"
"I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?"
"Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?"
"I think so Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?"
"Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena."
"Well, I think so hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?"
"I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?"
"I think so, Brain, but we're already naked."
"We eat the box?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?"
"I think so, Brain NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?"
"I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?"
"I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?"
"I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?"
"I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?"
"I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies."
"I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?"
"I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?"
"I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"
"I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"
"I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?"
"I
I read some where that MS nets about 1 billion dollars USD per month. That is almost their 2 month net profit!!! I wouldn't say it did not phase MS. It is just they swallowed it well.
can the PornoTube be far behind?
the 250 page review of the same old review of faster speed, larger capacity and lower prices on teh Tom's Hardware review!
Philips has a really good digital photo frame:
p hoto+frame&btnG=Search+Products&hl=en
http://www.google.com/products?q=Philips+digital+
Yes, that is why they invented the "Voluntary Milking System." Yes, it runs on Linux!
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http://www.linuxdevices.com/news/NS4275702675.htm
In my quest of getting my new mobile phone, I have tried the UIQ version of Symbian on W950i. It is much better than the Windows Mobiles. However, the best hand writing recognition system belongs to Motorola's A1200 and ROKR E6. It is very quick with very high accuracy in both English and Chinese. The ROKR E6 is what I end up getting. Plus, it run on Linux!
is happening all the time on the net as well, you don't see me running to the police.
By the way, how does it work? Does the rapist do a strength check to see if he can overpower the victim and the victim does a agility check to see if he/she can run away? I would like to see a rapist encounter Vorpal Sword +5!
Good input.
Nokia had to resort to using a 4.1 inch LCD! Just imagine how much better the browsing experience would be if it a 12 inch LCD, or even a 7 inch LCD, if the battery would last!
In a mobile computing device, there 3 parts consumes the most powe: CPU, storage and display.
Looks like Intel is going to solve the CPU power usage issue here. NAND flash pricing and storage capacity is catching up. All we need now is a cheap and low power consumption display. TFT LCD is alright for mobile phone is because the LCD is not on most of the time. However for MIDS, people can browse the web for hours, it would really kill the battery fast.
So, until LCD can significantly reduce power consumption or other technologies (E Ink or OLED) rise to the occasion, there would not be a really viable product.
As a firm believer in karma and a serious reader of slashdot. I truly believe Digg is suffering from bad karma of its users saying "I'd hit it." once too often.
http://www.fantomdrives.com/
it is better.
f etching+dog&search=Search
Beer fetching dogs:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beer+
Are you lost? Couldn't find you way to Digg?
Just wait until they start using ARM Coretex A8, 1 GHz, quad core CPU, for the phone.
http://www.mobilemag.com/content/100/102/C4788/
We will be able to enjoy pr0n everywhere we go!
Ok, then this WiiRoomba will wipe the floor with any other robot.
The guy ate it too! He proclaimed it was delicious.
The 2 headed reptile does not even hold a candle to this 7 legged deer!!! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html
More pictures:
http://www.mdwfp.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=245 89
This sounds like some grand standing of a politician passing useless law to "protect kids". Anyone with a passing knowledge of the internet knows this is useless.
Not only anyone can get any screen name and email address anyway they want it. Next thing you know, people will be setting up the "virtual neighborhood" off shore.
This is one of those feel good law with some truthiness in mix!
The Lithium Polymer gets hoy only when it is charging, as oppose to the common Litium ion battery today gets hot when it is used.
So, when it blows up, there is a smaller likelihood people will be around it!
It certainly look this way. After reported rumor that Apple forecasted 12 million units to its contrcat manufacturer, Foxconn.
Agreed, instead paying loads of money on the movie right or NFL/NBA/NHL. The game company with their own franchise can take control of their own destiny and keep cost down. Just look at Zelda, Doom, and Civilization. All you need is good game play. However, the game developer would not have anyone to blame if game bombs.
Mod parent as +5 Existantial