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  1. Re:Wrong section on Everglide s-500 Headphone Review · · Score: 1

    I think he knew exactly what he was doing when he accepted this story.

    He completely trashed their server.

    He got the message out that the product is a joke.

    And the person who submitted it, who is the same person who wrote the review might just think twice about pulling this kind of thing again.

  2. Wrong section on Everglide s-500 Headphone Review · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, where's the Foot?

    This qualifies for "Laugh, its funny."

    It's like one went out to write the worst possible advertisement/review of a crappy product, then submitted it to Slashdot just to have people sit and critize it.

    This seriously has gotta be a joke.

  3. Re:Isn't Plasma... on Philips Recalls Almost 12,000 Flat Panel TVs · · Score: 1

    I used to "donate" plasma.

    $20 for first visit in a week, $30 for the second visit in a week. A week being from sunday to saturday.

    Nice extra $200 a month for bout 16 hours.

    Blood you can only donate something like once every month or two.

  4. Re:Over Hyped - Fan Boys need to shush on Gold Farmer Documentary Preview · · Score: 1

    Often wrong but never in doubt.
    I am Jack9.
    Everyone knows me.

    And your in the wrong thread. /boggle

  5. Is this a first? on Patterns in Game Design · · Score: 0, Troll

    Has there ever ever been a bad review here?

    I thought every turd scored an 8 here?

  6. Re:Nobody cares about the Dreamcast controller on Top 10 Worst Game Controllers · · Score: 1

    Ahhh, but you forgot the sheer beauty in this.

    3rd party controllers caused the controller ports to fry!

    Well at least that what they told us who handled the complaint management lines, RMA's all day long.

  7. Re:DANGER on your TV set! on GamerDad And The Action News Team · · Score: 1


    Damn thats funny.

    I just stole that for use as a sig on another forum. If it wasn't for the character limitation I would have stole that for a sig here.

  8. Re:Really? on PC Games Giant Rouses From Slumber · · Score: 1

    Fear = Badly coded, should play on system specs far below what it does.
    Civ IV = Memory leakage, lots of memory leakage
    Battlefield 2 = EA likes to change the rules every so often, and makes you pay for expansions you don't want by includeing game changeing items to the regular game though the expansions.
    HL2 = I like

    Hopefully as the first two get ported to consoles the major bugs will get fixed and the games will run better on PCs. The best thing about PC games is that bugs get fixed and stuff gets added, either though the original maker, or though community groups. EA and others though have shown the evil side of that.

    As for less shelf space, AFAIK alot of people who play PC games pay for them online, either to have them downloaded straight to their computer, or they get shipped straight to their home.

    The market for PC games isn't in stores, its in PCs.

  9. LoL on A 1.2 Petabyte Hard Drive? · · Score: 1

    I love it when stories are posted purely for their comic value.

    Where's the foot?

  10. Re:How about CPU Idle instead of mobile processors on Mobile Processor Showdown · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you had RTFA, or just ya know RTA'd you would see that they did measure both the idle and the at load power usage.

    AMD won on the idle performance, but lost on the 100% usage lvl as far as power consumption goes. And mention was made that notebooks are very very rarely at 100% CPU usage.

  11. Re:What about the VIA C7's? on Mobile Processor Showdown · · Score: 1

    Naw, was near downtown, visible northbound, but a little lower than most billboards. Also looked like one big plastic banner over a billboard rather than the more traditional paper one, so perhaps abit temporary?

  12. Re:What about the VIA C7's? on Mobile Processor Showdown · · Score: 1

    yea, not much out on it.

    My GF pointed out a Billboard on I-35 in Austin though that says 100,000 C-7's have been sold.

    So its out, its um selling......somewhere.........

  13. Re:you must compare both proc and chipset on Mobile Processor Showdown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    RTFA They did that.

    Power consumption was measured at the wall.

  14. Re:PentiumM is dead... on Mobile Processor Showdown · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Much of the point in the pair up though was battery life.

    The Duo would not have faired well. So probably they picked those two based not only on relative price, but relative power usage.

  15. Mind controll Drug? on Wasp Larvae Feed on Zombie Roaches · · Score: 1

    [quote]She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears. From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk. But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.[/quote]

    I wonder how many governments are funding research on this now?

    [quote]So instead it just delicately retools the roach's neural network to take away its motivation. Its venom does more than make roaches zombies. It also alters their metabolism, so that their intake of oxygen drops by a third. The Israeli researchers found that they could also drop oxygen consumption in cockroaches by injecting paralyzing drugs or by removing the neurons that the wasps disable with their sting. But they can manage only a crude imitation; the manipulated cockroaches quickly dehydrated and were dead within six days.[/quote]

    Maybe NASA should study them also?

  16. Re:and just what is the cargo capacity of a pigeon on Pigeons to Blog Pollution · · Score: 1

    I ain't sure if I've seen a park pigeon fly anyway.

    They already hefting all that seed around in their guts.

  17. Re:Blogging Quality on Pigeons to Blog Pollution · · Score: 1

    You Coo'ing with my Bird?

  18. Re:Allegedly? on Xbox 360 Update Shuts Out Hackers, Fixes Issues · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Intentions allege results.

    Just becuase Microsoft may want to make something hack proof, doesn't mean they did.

  19. Re:Patriot Search on Subpoena Resistance Hurts Google Stock · · Score: 1
  20. Re:Obviously, they were fighting terrorism on Piracy Setup Discovered in WV Capitol Building · · Score: 1

    Quote: Now, if we can just get them to take care of that whole "get money from oil revenues to finance terrorism" thing, and we've got it licked!

    Well, Venezuala provides us 30% of our oil.

    Venezuala owns Citgo.

    So I would imagine if you purchased your fuel from Citgo that the profits would go to good ol' Chavez. He ain't a bad guy is he?

  21. Re:Slashdot Safe To Use on MIT Startup Tests Top Million Sites for Spyware · · Score: 1


            Annoyances

    Sorry, we haven't tested this, yet.

    Clearly

  22. Re:The major lesson of all this. on MIT Startup Tests Top Million Sites for Spyware · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Spyware and Adware are not caused by microsoft, well not most of it. Thats like saying though that rotten meat causes flies. You can inform your friends and your family, give them the information they need "in a way that they can understand and use it" and you will be fixing their computers less often.

    As ignorant users move to other operating systems you will get spyware and adware on linux and mac also. Rootkits have a long history with unix don't they?

  23. Re:Windoze XP on a PII on Computers Top BBC List of Stress Producers · · Score: 1

    He wanted to get the post done before the next crash. Spellchecker be damned!

  24. Re:The one feature I want... on High-tech Cars Replacing Driver Skill? · · Score: 1

    I brake for tailgaters.

  25. Re:Wrong priorities... on New Galactic Neighbor · · Score: 1

    Pfft, I'm sure the aliens will have plenty of warning before they invade us, and how would a telescope warn the aliens bout us?