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  1. Re:We Want Battletoads! on Virtual Console Offers 100 Games, 4.7 Million Sold · · Score: 1

    Unlikely. Rare made it, and Microsoft pwns them now.
    Oh wait, 'owns' was actually correct that time.

  2. Re:Variatio on Sturgeon's law. on Free Ads Can Be Really Expensive · · Score: 1

    No, he means it's getting late early this generation.

  3. What do we send to Fox... on "Jericho" Fans Send Over Nine Tons of Nuts to CBS · · Score: 1

    ...for them to give Drive a fair shake? Cell phones or car keys?

  4. Anime has dulled me to this development on Sony Debuts Razor-Thin Flexible Display · · Score: 1

    Until we get six-way foldouts like the laptops the students in Stellvia got assigned, this won't impress me.

  5. Oblig references continue. on 13-Year-Old CEO Steals the Show At TiECON · · Score: 1

    "Fry, if you don't make this deal I will lose all respect for you and punch you."

  6. Good thing... on Driver's License to be the Next Debit Card · · Score: 1

    ...I don't have a driver's license. Wait, maybe that's not a good thing.

  7. Better merchandising on Does Zelda Need an Overhaul? · · Score: 1

    Whether or not the Zelda series needs an overhaul, Nintendo's licensing for the property needs an overhaul. This game has been out for months and I still can't buy a stuffed Midna doll? I would buy two, just so I can keep one at work.

  8. Re:Not necessarily good news on Toyota Going 100% Hybrid By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't that CNW report debunked here?

  9. Re:In other news... on Hybrid Cars to Get New Mileage Ratings · · Score: 1

    Bikes get infinite MPG because drinking any non-zero amount of gasoline is almost certainly fatal, and at the very least will leave you unable to ride a bike for a while. The real question is how many miles per gallon of orange juice (which is more expensive than gasoline still, but is at least renewable).

  10. Re:A story from the military on Proposed Legislation Is Mooninite Fallout · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you're menaced by a lout in a bar with a broken bottle, who do you want to come to your rescue? Do you want a nice, reasonable, New York Times reading diplomatic type, who'll ask everyone to sit down and discuss it?
    Depends: Can I outrun the poindexter? If so, I'm not the one who has to deal with the lout.
  11. Re:Dante on Businesses Scramble To Stay Out of Google Hell · · Score: 1

    Goodecca?

  12. Re:What they mean to say is... on Want To Work At Google? · · Score: 1

    Don't they let you bring your pets to work?
    Well, they let people bring their dogs to work. If the dog is a natural predator of your pet, you might consider leaving it at home.
  13. Sequestering for [ ] Fun [X] Profit on First Successful Demonstration of CO2 Capture Technology · · Score: 1

    Here's how to make companies care about carbon sequestering: Make a machine that does CO2 -> O2 + Diamonds.

  14. Shemp on First Successful Demonstration of CO2 Capture Technology · · Score: 1

    Or even better, fields of the fourth stooge as far as the eye can see.

  15. Re:Oblig Python reference on Microsoft Says iPhone Is Irrelevant To Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to Bill Gates... Our four weapons... no, amongst our weapons... amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

  16. Nico Nico Douga on Online Video Suddenly Gets Brainy · · Score: 1

    This Japanese YouTube clone (currently in closed gamma) lets viewers add their comments in the form of subtitles that scroll across the video. It's like the inanity of YouTube mixed with the inanity of 2ch. Wait, maybe this wasn't a good response to a post about online video getting brainy.

  17. Nothing used to be better on Was Videogaming Better Back in the Day? · · Score: 1

    Games aren't worse than they used to be. Neither is anime. (I often hear this one too.) There are two forces at work here: Selection bias: Someone probably introduced you to games, and they showed you the cream of the crop. Once you got more experienced you started noticing the chaff that was always there, but that you didn't always know about. Selective memory: You tend to remember the spectacularly good and the spectacularly bad and forget anything that's just mediocre. Usually the spectacularly bad games are avoidable, with notable exceptions. When you play a mediocre game now, you forget all about the mediocre games you played in the past and compare this lame game to all the classics. Replace game with anime (and verbs as appropriate) and you get an insightful post on another topic too!

  18. Re:Losing Money? on BBC Ponders Another Games Industry Crash · · Score: 1

    Good, now they can start digging themselves out of the hole made by all the below-cost sales they already made.

  19. Re:What about his comments on edginess? on Jaffe Would Have Ditched Blu-Ray · · Score: 1

    Moé is creepy attaction to cuteness.

  20. What about his comments on edginess? on Jaffe Would Have Ditched Blu-Ray · · Score: 1

    I don't own a PS3 and don't plan to buy one, but I took note of his comments on Calling All Cars, where he said that since it wasn't going to sell to Soccer Moms anyways, they should have made it edgier. I don't think alienating people who aren't in your target demographic is the same as improving the product for your target demographic.
    Then again, I'm a mid-20s male anime fan who can hardly watch anime targeted at the mid-20s male anime fan anymore because of the preponderance of moé. Maybe I'm an outlier in every culture's model of what people my age want.

  21. Re:I'd settle for some taking away on Apple, Opera, and Mozilla Push For HTML5 · · Score: 1

    More like, "Whether or not it works depends on what the doctype is, if any."

  22. Re:AACS on AACS Cracked Again · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about: AACS Ain't Cryptographically Secure

  23. I'd settle for some taking away on Apple, Opera, and Mozilla Push For HTML5 · · Score: 1

    I'll be happy with any version of HTML that removes the required ROWS and COLS attributes from textarea and lets me size the damn things with CSS without dropping me into quirks mode.

  24. Re:Ummm... on PSP To Refocus on Teen Market · · Score: 1

    As famously parodied here: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=192

  25. Re:$50 bucks to the first person..... on U.S. Airlines to Offer In-Air Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    That's 5 days worth of inflight internet access!