I know I learned a lot about electronics from taking apart old electronics. I'm sure there are many people out there that did the same. Will this come to an end in Japan?
Not at all! It's just Sony's way of saying "Why pay $15 to destroy something when you can pay $1200?"
Or a tumor inside your body can be eliminated.
Middle Aged Man: Thank heaven! I can finally get that bug out of my mother-in-law's . . .
Middle Aged Man's Wife: Herbert!
consider LSB and related certification standards and support for deployment of Dapper on mission-critical servers.
Mission-critical, eh? Maybe situations like this won't ever happen:
Astronaut: OK mission control we're about to descend onto the moon
Computer: WARNING LANDING GEAR CANNOT EXTEND APPROPRIATE DEPENDENCIES FOR LANDING_GEAR_.APP NOT INSTALLED CONTACT SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR
Astronaut: Son of a
This wouldn't sell.
People just want to sit in their living room and watch. That's it. Anything else is too much work.
Besides, who wants to see stuff like American Idol in 3D? The singers are just as bad regardless of dimensionality.
Linux users could be made to believe that they're using Windows
Oh wait, that's not possible.
They'd know something was up because the system would crash and set itself on fire as an act of mercy to itself.
In response to tests confirming that XP ran more slowly than open source alternatives, Bill Gates was quoted as saying:
"Hmm, maybe we shouldn't charge anything for our OS. . . HA HA HA HA!!!"
Not really.
Intelligent design would have allowed him to speak, and given him arms and legs with which to do great things for the world. . .
Wait, scratch that. It's been done. Didn't work out.
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I'm pretty sure that Jobs knowledge of Mac OS X isn't that deep: "OOOOH! Pretty buttons! I love candy!"
What do you mean Reese? Any slashdotter would be willing to go on a one way trip back into time just to get laid!
Parent is a sucka Happy April Fools, Bee-OTCH!
. . . a host of tools designed to make the BSD experience more palatable to novices
Like Jenna Jameson wallpaper?
Sounds really cool.
What, did you expect something witty and sarcastic?
Thank god solitaire is still installed.
What are you talking about? Slashdotters spend more time on pr0n than /.
No, my first thought was "Gee whiz, I hope no one responds 'DENIED! HAHA!'" It doesn't meet the level of sophistication expected of members of /.
If anything Linux is better for her, its more stable, fewer viruses, and easier to do remote admin on.
Your grandmother does remote admin? 1337 hax0r!
Who mods this crap funny anyway?
we're going to see the innovation from Vista finally come to the Mac...
Yay! All hail Mac OS X 10.7 Fat Bloated Tabby!
I know I learned a lot about electronics from taking apart old electronics. I'm sure there are many people out there that did the same. Will this come to an end in Japan?
Not at all! It's just Sony's way of saying "Why pay $15 to destroy something when you can pay $1200?"
a popular view of our ancient ancestors as hunters who conquered all in their way could be incorrect
I knew the Republicans were wrong!
in addition to the obvious awardees like the PSP and perpendicular magnetic recording,
Ohvious, eh? What's so great about a perpendendicy-magneto-recordotron anyway? 400k floppies are all I need!
Or a tumor inside your body can be eliminated. Middle Aged Man: Thank heaven! I can finally get that bug out of my mother-in-law's . . . Middle Aged Man's Wife: Herbert!
Recruit: You mean you can chew gum in the Army? Recruiting Officer: In the Army National Guard, You Can!
consider LSB and related certification standards and support for deployment of Dapper on mission-critical servers. Mission-critical, eh? Maybe situations like this won't ever happen: Astronaut: OK mission control we're about to descend onto the moon Computer: WARNING LANDING GEAR CANNOT EXTEND APPROPRIATE DEPENDENCIES FOR LANDING_GEAR_.APP NOT INSTALLED CONTACT SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR Astronaut: Son of a
This wouldn't sell. People just want to sit in their living room and watch. That's it. Anything else is too much work. Besides, who wants to see stuff like American Idol in 3D? The singers are just as bad regardless of dimensionality.
Linux users could be made to believe that they're using Windows Oh wait, that's not possible. They'd know something was up because the system would crash and set itself on fire as an act of mercy to itself.
In response to tests confirming that XP ran more slowly than open source alternatives, Bill Gates was quoted as saying: "Hmm, maybe we shouldn't charge anything for our OS. . . HA HA HA HA!!!"
Not really. Intelligent design would have allowed him to speak, and given him arms and legs with which to do great things for the world. . . Wait, scratch that. It's been done. Didn't work out.
You'll find the biggest crocs in congress!
Sort of. But we have to be careful with the material we choose or else people might think we're cool.
The Nintendo Genome Project hasn't finished its research yet (Smash Bros. Melee is an addiction folks.)
And your point would be. . .?