User: AndyKron

no more for me

On: The Legislative Fight Over Loot Boxes Expands To Washington State (arstechnica.com)

I've pretty much given up gaming after UT3. It just didn't have what the Duke has, but Duke Nukem Forever was not good either. Come get some!

why now?

On: Fitbit Will End Support For Pebble Smartwatches In June (arstechnica.com)

Those sonofabitches. Now what the fuck am I going to do? I never bought a Pebble and now they're discontinuing support for it! That reminds me: I'd better change the dead battery in my watch before it leaks.

darn

On: Can A New Open Photo File Format Replace JPEGs? (cnet.com)

I was just getting used to png.

lead = bad

On: Flat Earther Plans New Rocket Launch, Predicts Super Bowl-Sized Ratings (phillyvoice.com)

This is why they took lead out of paint

Let's let Mikey try it!

On: Flat Earther Plans New Rocket Launch, Predicts Super Bowl-Sized Ratings (phillyvoice.com)

The new road will be good. I've heard the slightest bump causes parts to fall off the rocket. It even broke before getting it out of the driveway.

Re:Really bad security

On: A Photo Accidentally Revealed a Password For Hawaii's Emergency Agency (qz.com)

Or in my desk drawer under the monitor and keyboard.

I like old stuff

On: Researchers Uncover Android Malware With Never-Before-Seen Spying Capabilities (arstechnica.com)

I'm never giving up the dial phone hanging on my wall.

I didn't win

On: Bitcoin Plunges Below $12,000 To Six-Week Low Over Crackdown Fears (cnbc.com)

I should have bought when it was $7 a BC, but I would have sold it at $14

no

On: Apple Health Data Is Being Used As Evidence In a Rape and Murder Investigation (vice.com)

Not evidence!

smell the coffee

On: Taiwanese Police Give Cyber-security Quiz Winners Infected Devices (bbc.com)

This has GOT to be a wake up call, people. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

best part

On: What's On Center Stage at the CES Tech Show? Your Voice (apnews.com)

The best part about all of this is life is finite and I don't have any children that will be subjected to this continuing madness. I am the answer to the Drake equation question.

non-stop

On: Nvidia Wants To Prohibit Consumer GPU Use In Datacenters (theregister.co.uk)

There's a fucker born every minute.

no hiding

On: Ford is Giving Its Factory Workers Robot Exo-suits To Ease To Burden of Building Cars (qz.com)

Resistance is futile. Enter your exoskeleton.

Re:There's a difference between

On: Piracy Notices Can Mess With Your Thermostat, ISP Warns (torrentfreak.com)

do pirates have medical equipment at home?

Woot!

On: The Library of Congress Will Stop Archiving Every Public Tweet On January 1st (gizmodo.com)

OMG I'm in the Library of Congress? I'm published!

He got caught?

On: Man Threatened Company With Cyber Attack To Fire Employee and Hire Him Instead (bleepingcomputer.com)

I'm surprised this didn't work. Where did Todd slip up?

Who said that?

On: Tesla's Newest Holiday Update Includes an Easter Egg: 'Santa Mode' (engadget.com)

Frequent software updates are a perk? Really? Who said that?

Not a GP hull

On: Experts Cast Doubt on 'Alien Alloys' in the New York Times' UFO Story (scientificamerican.com)

I call bullshit on storing alien parts. Around 95% of all contemporary spacecraft are built around a General Products hull, and they don't fall apart. Puppeteers don't build bullshit

tit for tat

On: Ask Slashdot: When Is the Right Time To Discuss Retirement With Your Employer?

Give them as much time as you've seen them give people that they've laid off. Besides, its not like you're going to look for another job

I'm slow

On: Wearables Still Slow To Catch On in the United States (axios.com)

I'm slow to adopt a personal tracking device

Re:What is the solution to printing rarely?

On: Ask Slashdot: Do You Print Too Little?

I've got an old B/W laser that works on toner that's close to twenty years old.

toner

On: Ask Slashdot: Do You Print Too Little?

I bought a printer with toner that doesn't dry out.

oh great

On: Twitter Rolls Out Stricter Rules On Abusive Content (apnews.com)

Now it's Twitter's job to be a nanny to the snow flakes to keep them from melting?

Use God too

On: Trump Administration Prohibits CDC Policy Analysts From Using the Words 'Science-Based' (washingtonpost.com)

And when asking Republicans for budget money use the word "God" a lot. They like God. Finding a Bible verse to back you up is pure gold.

not in my basement.

On: Verizon Will Launch 5G Home Internet Access In 2018 (engadget.com)

My phone doesn't work in my basement, and I live in my basement. No, not my mom's basement, my wonderful, fully furnished basement. The cats live upstairs...