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  1. Does this mean... on Researcher Jailed for Falsifying Research · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...I should stop making up page numbers in my references?

  2. So... on Earth's Temperature at Highest Levels in 400 Years · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was this hot 400 years ago? Global warming indeed...

  3. Re:What what happen in an accident? on UBC Engineers Reach Mileage Of Over 3000 MPG · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...on cable.

  4. X-Rays on The Power of Accidental Discoveries · · Score: 1

    Several 19th-century scientists toyed with the penetrating rays emitted when electrons strike a metal target. But the x-ray wasn't discovered until 1895, when German egghead Wilhelm Röntgen tried sticking various objects in front of the radiation - and saw the bones of his hand projected on a wall.

    Perhaps unsurprisingly, he died of cancer.

  5. Dependencies on Why Vista Release Date Really Slipped · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows code is too complicated. It's not the components themselves, it's their interdependencies. An architectural diagram of Windows would suggest there are more than 50 dependency layers (never mind that there also exist circular dependencies). After working in Windows for five years, you understand only, say, two of them.

    Duke Nukem Forever and?

  6. Re:There IS a limit on wireless bandwidth on Slashback: Oklahoma Spyware, FSF DRM, Lenovo Linux · · Score: 1

    Only if there's equal wealth distribution.

  7. Re:Similar reported before on Astronomers Spy 288bn Mile Booze Cloud · · Score: 1

    Especially if it lights a cigarette...

  8. Re:SORRY on U.S. Video Game Sales Down 10% in May · · Score: 1

    I'm still playing Civilization 2. Really.

  9. Patches on Oracle Exec Strikes Out At 'Patch' Mentality · · Score: 1

    Maybe if EA didn't run its coders in to the ground, they wouldn't need to go on to the patches...

  10. Re:The Romulans... on Plan For Cloaking Device Unveiled · · Score: 1

    How do you know Professor Sir John Pendry isn't a Romulan, hmm?

  11. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on .xxx registry sues US government · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...xxx screws YOU!

  12. I want on Giant Paramount Auction of Star Trek Items · · Score: 2, Funny

    The big angry black thing that killed Tasha Yar.

  13. Come again? on NASA Seeking Innovative Ideas from Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Seriously, I have no idea what this sentence says.

  14. Re:Data Cost? on Carmack Considers Cell Phone MMOG · · Score: 1

    or our jobs pay for it so that we can do your jobs from anywhere in an emergency.

    Which means you can't play games on it, right?

  15. Re:I don't even own a laptop on Wireless Data Plans Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Workstation + shopping trolley + chain and power cable connected to car battery = portable computing. Wireless just makes it even better!

  16. Re:see what others have experienced on Advice for Linux on a Laptop? · · Score: 1

    I kept a running blog (signature) of my installation of Ubuntu on a Dell Inspiron 6000. From memory, Ubuntu detected all of the default hardware that is included in the Inspiron line. My other thoughts on Ubuntu... well, good and bad, but my general experience with using this laptop has been very good. Many internet reviews of the product put its battery life at 4-5 hours. I've managed 6.5 hours on the single battery, but that includes the odd smoke brake when the system powers down automagically. The hot keys for laptop functions are handy, such as auto adjustment of screen brightness - can be handy in many situations, such as if you want to preserve battery or reduce eye strain at night etc.

  17. Re:Nearby on Three Neptune-sized Planets Found Nearby · · Score: 1

    Does this mean the images we're receiving right now are already 41 years old?

  18. Re:Old recipe for stopping diarrhea on Bio-Engineered Rice Uses Human Genes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eating cooked rice also helps stopping diarrhea.

    Not if you put curry on it...

  19. Perhaps a silly question... on U.S. Adds Years To Microsoft's 'Probation' · · Score: 1

    ...why are they still allowed to include internet explorer with windows?

  20. Techno Babble on Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User? · · Score: 1

    Throw it at them, thick and fast. Make sure you include every acronym known to the tech world. They'll look for someone else in no time!

  21. security on Growing Diamonds for Better Information Security · · Score: 1

    Many teenagers working a crap supermarket job remember the number 1 rule: steal from the store, you're in trouble. Well with that in mind, it's safe to say the manager of this project would be packing a serious Uzi.

  22. Re:Copy Protection Optional on Dell, HP, Lenovo Announce New Display Protocol · · Score: 1

    Dude, the last thing I needed right now was more acronyms!

  23. Re:Irony on Teaching Engineers to Write? · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're an undergrad too?

  24. Re:I would go but.. on Mars Space Suit Trials in North Dakota · · Score: 1

    Even informing us on the day would have been enough notice. I mean, i'm in Australia, but I can ping a server in North Dakota in under a second, easy.

  25. The other 30% on The World Oceans Now 70% Shark Free · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are circling around Australian beaches.