User: neo-mkrey

I think there has been a change in the Matrix

On: Samsung May Overtake Intel As World's Largest Chip Maker In 2017 (pcmag.com)

It's deja vue all over again...

Re:Lonely... you mean so Solitary

On: Will the High-Tech Cities of the Future Be Utterly Lonely? (theweek.com)

When your Echo can suck your dick, I guess you'll have it made...

Re:So you are telling us...

On: Discovery May Help Decipher Ancient Inca String Code (nationalgeographic.com)

Ba-dum-tiss!

Wish I had mod points today.


+1 Funny

Who is Krag?

On: Broadband Expansion Could Trigger Dangerous Surge In Space Junk (theguardian.com)

mentioned in the summary...you don't expect me to actually read the article, do you?

Reads like a millenial rant

On: Google Ruins the Assistant's Shopping List, Turns It Into a Big Google Express Ad (arstechnica.com)

The whole summary reads like a millenial's "I'm entitled to free stuff the way I want it" rant. Get a clue, Google doesn't care what you want -- you are the product, not the customer.

Re:Its a UAV project, outside

On: Google X Worked An Older Employee Until He Was Hospitalized, Then Laid Him Off (thenextweb.com)

Speak for yourself gramps, I'm 49 and holding...

Re:Not every day

On: Alcohol Is Good for Your Heart -- Most of the Time (time.com)

{Raises my hand}

Thank you Cloud Appreciation Society

On: 'New' Clouds Earn Atlas Recognition (bbc.com)

Thanks to your hard work and diligence, we now officially have the Asperitas cloud type.

{https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/}

Re:Then chickens would die out

On: What If You Could Eat Chicken Without Killing a Chicken? (theoutline.com)

Visit Kauai, HI sometime -- there is no shortage of wild chickens there!

Re:Dictionary?

On: Alphabet's Jigsaw Wants To Explain Tech Jargon To You, Launches Sideways Dictionary (cnet.com)

http://www.dictionary.com/brow...

Re:GotoMeeting and webex

On: Google Hangouts' New Features Make Work Meetings Slightly Less Annoying (cnet.com)

Zoom has it too.

True Lies

On: Science Fiction Actor Bill Paxton Dies At Age 61 (ew.com)

"The 'vette makes 'em wet."

Re:Would be great if applied to toilet bowls, etc.

On: Scientists Discover a Way To Get Every Last Drop of Ketchup Out of the Bottle (bbc.com)

Why? Do you give a shit?

Re:Just wait

On: Scientists Discover a Way To Get Every Last Drop of Ketchup Out of the Bottle (bbc.com)

Only if you live in California.

Re:Usabilty metric

On: The Death of the Click (axios.com)

We'll call it the Forbes-metric.

Re:It's kind of a - umm, no shit - statement,

On: Linus Torvalds: Talk of Tech Innovation is Bullshit. Shut Up and Get the Work Done (theregister.co.uk)

What about beer?

Re:Meh, Postmodernism

On: Apple CEO Tim Cook Tackles Truth in the Digital Age (cnbc.com)

I'll have to contact the Ministry of Truth and get back to you.

Re:But my Casio!

On: Android Wear 2.0 Is An Evolutionary Update To Google's Smartwatch OS (techcrunch.com)

I won a Samsung Gear S2 at my company's Holiday Party last year. It's a nice toy, but I still prefer my Casio G-shock.

.COM bubble 2.0 for sure

On: Snapchat Files For a $3 Billion IPO (theverge.com)

I have short positions in FB, TWTR and LNKD.

I will be shorting SNAP as well.

I plan on retiring in 15 years a wealthy man.

The Dipole Repellers

On: Milky Way Is Being Pushed Across the Universe (cnn.com)

Great name for a band.

You mean...

On: Researchers Unveil First Ever Blueprint To Construct a Large Scale Quantum Computer (phys.org)

The plans for creating a universal quantum computer have been published in the journal Science Advances.

Re:Stacking up the wins

On: Microsoft Says It Is Winning Its New War Against Macs (cultofmac.com)

Thanks a lot for the coffee I just spewed on my monitor.

fintech

On: Stock Research Moves Past PDFs as Customers Demand More for Their Money (reuters.com)

Why is it that everytime ! see that 'word' my anal sphincter clenches?

Re:look at life: has software changed it?

On: Software Engineers Are the Heroes of New Computer History Museum Exhibit (ieee.org)

Minecraft would have been a better choice -- it is both educational and entertaining.

TWTR

On: Twitter Scrambles For Next Big Feature, Bets On Merging Tweets, Hashtags, Moments (adweek.com)

Is it too late to short this stock?

Because I see this business going downhill quickly.