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  1. Re:Practice on Best Way To Teach Oneself Math? · · Score: 1

    But remember kids, never mix calculus and alcohol.

    I call it calcuhol!

  2. Re:Playing gender roles on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    Pretty much every reason you cite is true in real life too!

  3. Re:Wow on TV Torrents — When Piracy Is Easier Than Purchase · · Score: 1

    I agree with what you're saying...the only thing I will add is that you should let the content providers know that you are looking to buy these shows that are currently unavailable. If they don't know that there's a market for them, they'll never release them.

  4. Re:Bah on Condemned 2 Trying to Avoid Manhunt 2's Fate · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a retailer grow some balls, tell the ESRB to shove off, and start carrying AO games on the shelves.

    Retailers don't have to tell the ESRB to shove off in order to carry AO games. An ESRB rating of AO does not mean "cannot be sold because we at the ERSB say so". It means "contains content intended for adults only". It is 100% up to the retailer to decide whether or not they want to carry such product. Most major retailers have decided that they do not want to carry AO games as a matter of policy, probably to avoid being stigmatized as "that place that sells porn next to kids' games".

    Retailers do, IMHO, need to grow some balls, and start selling this kind of product, but there's no risk of running afoul of the ESRB if they do so.

  5. Weird... on True Random Number Generator Goes Online · · Score: 3, Funny

    I keep getting 09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0...

  6. Re:Dude... on New York Sues Dell for Poor Customer Service · · Score: 1

    Curses! Beaten to the joke by an anonymous coward, and then modded redundant to add insult to injury! *shakes fist at AC*

  7. Dude... on New York Sues Dell for Poor Customer Service · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dude, you're gettin' a lawsuit.

  8. May affects? on Ceiling Height May Affect Problem-Solving Skills · · Score: 5, Funny

    It may affects grammar skills too.

  9. Re:liquid core but little magnetism on Mercury May Have Molten Hot Magma at its Core · · Score: 1

    Despite myself, I had to laugh at the fact that that article includes the phrase "Probably locked to Uranus".

  10. Who? on PS3 Owners To Simulate Gene Folding · · Score: 5, Funny

    So who's Gene Folding?

  11. Re:Ahhghhhh! on Copyright Law Used to Shut Down Site · · Score: 1

    Stop tacking these 3rd grade essay questions on the end of each post!

    And while we're on the subject, can we please stop tagging every story whose headline or summary poses a question with "yes" or "no"? Those have to be the least useful tags imaginable. We might as well be tagging stories with "story" or "words".

  12. Re:It's all related! on The RIAA and French Button-Makers · · Score: 1
    ...the Jacquard Loom was the precursor of the modern punch-card computer.

    So, does it run Linux?

  13. Re:I'm not at all surprised or unhappy on No Fix for Word Next 'Patch Tuesday' · · Score: 1

    Typo Notification Post

    Typed: "Typo Notifaction Post"
    Corrected: "Typo Notification Post"

  14. Re:Gears of War Commercial... on History Proves That Videogame Ads Are Awful · · Score: 1

    It's certainly among the best I've ever seen...unique and very evocative. It made me want to get the game, which should be a testament to its efficacy. I got a hi-def version at gametrailers.com, but I can't find the link right now.

  15. Re:Back-order? Direct-order? on 1 Million Wiis To Be Sold in U.S. By December · · Score: 1

    Why cant they do some kind of 'pay now and we'll send it to you when it's here' ordering process.

    Yes, if only there were some way to order a Wii online and have it shipped to you when it's in stock...

  16. Re:Anonymity is illusion on The End of Net Anonymity In Brazil · · Score: 1
    What is the MAC adddress of my analog modem?

    That would be your phone number.

  17. Re:Scouts Honor.... on Boy Scouts Introduce Merit Badge For Not Pirating · · Score: 1
    [Homosexuals and pedophiles are] not in the same group except in the sense that it's not wise to allow either pedophiles or homosexuals to be boy scout leaders.
    Why is it not wise to allow homosexuals to be boy scout leaders?
  18. Flickr, Hipcast, YouTube... on Intel's Guerrilla Marketing, Second Life Mashup · · Score: 2

    I think I overdosed on Web 2.0 just from reading that summary.

  19. Re:Why does Amazon copy failure instead of success on Unbox Too Restricted and Too Expensive? · · Score: 1

    DIVX disks played on ordinary DVD players, were time-limited, and cost less than straight DVDs. And failed.

    DIVX disks would not play on ordinary DVD players. You needed a DIVX player for that.

    Amazon Unbox...is time-limited, and costs about the same as straight DVDs.

    Unbox rentals are time-limited, and they cost a buck or two. Purchases are not time-limited, and cost about the same as straight DVDs (e.g. $9.99 for The Matrix).

  20. What is this "mouse" you speak of? on Shake Hands with the Zero Tension Mouse · · Score: 1

    I use the command line, you insensitve clod!

  21. Cool... on Cheap, Open-design Humanoid Bot - Runs Linux, Too · · Score: 1

    ...but can it transform? I only buy robots that are more than meets the eye.

  22. Re:Obviously... on Broadcast Flag Sneaking in the Back Door · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why did line-item veto's fail again?

    I think it was because it would give the executive branch too much power. Not a bad reason, actually...although it would be nice to have a line-item veto that could only be used if the item being line-vetoed was demonstrably unrelated to the legislation.

  23. High marks for Sony on Mass Microsoft Defections to Apple Possible · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The final tally saw Bose, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, Panasonic and Sony earn the highest marks...

    ...unfortunately indicating that outrage over the Sony rootkit was a tempest in a teacup.

  24. Re:Ugh on Web Site Attacks Against Unpatched IE Flaw Spike · · Score: 1
    It's unclear because both "spike" and "flaw" can be verbs or nouns...

    Since when can "flaw" be a verb?

  25. Re:No problem on Next-Gen DVD Players to Rely on HDMI? · · Score: 1
    You're talking the difference between 720x480 (and that's assuming the disc is anamorphic, otherwise it's more like 480x360) and 1920x1080.

    Actually, all DVDs are 720x480, anamorphic or not. "Anamorphic" just means the 720x480 MPEG2 frame is intended for display on a 16:9 screen (that is, it needs to be stretched horizontally a little bit to look right), while non-anamorphic discs are intended for display on a 4:3 screen (they need to be compressed horizontally a little bit). Of course, in either case, some of that available resolution may be spent on black bars to preserve the content's aspect ratio.