Shut up you nerd.
Go back and play D & D you wimp.
I went from 135 to 175 from my freshmen year to my sophomore year. It's called puberty. You get this thing called testerone. Something you may lack. Ever hear of it? Go count your pubes.
In Hungarian I think the word for Sarcasm is "szarkasmus". And no one knows what it means. Sarcasm is lost to Magyars (Hungarians). The poor bastards didn't get to choose what name the rest of the world knows them by, the Germans did. What if the rest of the world named America? I think they might call us Greedyland or may be Fatassia.
I was backseat surfing with a friend the other day and we're on google searching for whatever, when he clicked on the sponsored link. I quickly slapped him with a trout.
I think most people must click on those things.
This is the same guy who pays me $100 to fix his PC each time it gets fooked. Hehe. I should have him clicking on this links all the time.;-)
First of all, I can barely grasp how chips work in the first place, lots of yes-no-maybe so gates that the electrons have to pass through.
So, would it be possible to make a 3-D chip? Where, instead of one line or branches that the electron follows but a crazy ass network for it to flow through?
NERDS working for free. Awesome. It's a great idea!
Next thing you know MicroShaft will "pay" its own "expert community" to debug Windows Vista with old XBOX games.
I really liked your comments.
It reminds me of when I was in highschool. I played football so I lifted weights and some kids on our team took steroids to get bigger, faster, stronger.
Which people do you think were more violent in our age group? The kids pumping weights and steroids (or take this out if it offends you) or the kids attached to their computer monitors?
Answer that question, Jack Thompson!
no as in Marshall, law...
damn...
couldn't be funny if I tried today.
DAMN! Yeah, Martial law... thanks.
I'm sure George Bush spells it that way though!
I wrote a blog right after Hurricane Katrina about how George Bush wants some other disaster to happen so he can have more power given to him by our government. So far, we've given him the right to wage war whenever he feels like it, whether the threat is real or not. (For the record, the War on Terror is the equivalent of killing all the hornets you can find because once you buried your foot in the hornets nest you were pissed off that some got out and stung you.) Imagine, just imagine, if that god damn bird flu hit America and George Bush was still in power.......shudder...
*pop* "Windows has detected that your room needs to be cleaned, your dishes need to be washed, and the Recycle Bin needs to be emptied. Click here to start the Household Chores Wizard."
I just hope that utility doesn't crash and hang for hours.... then you'd have to get it stoned.
This comment above is the sole reason I can't freakin stand the pedantic losers that troll slashdot. OMFG! Get a life you pathetic moron.
As for the guy plants all the trees... keep em' coming, Johny Appleseed. I just wish that Johny Appleseed had really been named Johny Marijuanaseed!
Damn, damn funny. Macs will never be used in my house because I am poor, and can't afford to buy a Mac and I haven't a clue how to pirate Mac software.
If AOL wants to charge spammers money to send email to its customers, it has that right.
1. It will decrease the amount of spam sent in the first place, because then the bastards have to pay for each spam email that they send.
2. AOL will have control over the advertising-emails (i.e. SPAM) that do make it through.
3. Anyone dumb enough to be using AOL still deserves to be spammed repeatedly.
This whole article, studay, scartactic or whatever it is is incomplete and as full of plot holes as Waterworld.
First of all, what financial institution in the world is going to be dumb enough to admit that their database/website/network was hacked unless they had to report stolen information that was secure?
"Thanks for using US BANK's online bill pay! Now hack free for 90 days... err... 1 day."
This is the best thing since cell phones came out!
"I know an old lady who swallowed a fly..."
Next thing you'll have unblockable cell phones....
"Perhaps she'll die..."
They should implement this paint everywhere, like in...
Restaurants... so you know when you're date is faking a phone call to get out of the boring conversation about Star Trek and Captain Kirk really being superior to Star Wars and Luke Skywalker.
Hospitals... so you can't interfere with the Catscan machine and cause someone to have a stroke.
Movie theaters... so I can hear every last over-acted-word come out of Leonardo Dicaprio's mouth.
Grocery stores... so I don't have to hear the soccer mom order her husband around remotely.
Yes, I love this paint!
Is it going to be like those future telling devices the girls used in 3rd grade?
Pick 1, then 2, then 3, oops, looks like you're going be hit by a bus, try again.
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the iDildo is next... followed by the iStrapOn and the iPocketPussy
Shut up you nerd. Go back and play D & D you wimp. I went from 135 to 175 from my freshmen year to my sophomore year. It's called puberty. You get this thing called testerone. Something you may lack. Ever hear of it? Go count your pubes.
In Hungarian I think the word for Sarcasm is "szarkasmus". And no one knows what it means. Sarcasm is lost to Magyars (Hungarians). The poor bastards didn't get to choose what name the rest of the world knows them by, the Germans did. What if the rest of the world named America? I think they might call us Greedyland or may be Fatassia.
This is the funniest shit I have ever ready on slashdot. Thanks for making my day...
Nothing is in life can be given, only taken.
That is why I love Opera. Hmmmmmm...... opera.
I was backseat surfing with a friend the other day and we're on google searching for whatever, when he clicked on the sponsored link. I quickly slapped him with a trout. ;-)
I think most people must click on those things.
This is the same guy who pays me $100 to fix his PC each time it gets fooked. Hehe. I should have him clicking on this links all the time.
Oh man, that'd be bad ass. Crash that bitch into the moon! BAM! Study that, bitches!
omfgroflmao
First of all, I can barely grasp how chips work in the first place, lots of yes-no-maybe so gates that the electrons have to pass through.
So, would it be possible to make a 3-D chip? Where, instead of one line or branches that the electron follows but a crazy ass network for it to flow through?
NERDS working for free. Awesome. It's a great idea!
Next thing you know MicroShaft will "pay" its own "expert community" to debug Windows Vista with old XBOX games.
I really liked your comments. It reminds me of when I was in highschool. I played football so I lifted weights and some kids on our team took steroids to get bigger, faster, stronger. Which people do you think were more violent in our age group? The kids pumping weights and steroids (or take this out if it offends you) or the kids attached to their computer monitors? Answer that question, Jack Thompson!
no as in Marshall, law... damn... couldn't be funny if I tried today. DAMN! Yeah, Martial law... thanks. I'm sure George Bush spells it that way though!
I wrote a blog right after Hurricane Katrina about how George Bush wants some other disaster to happen so he can have more power given to him by our government. So far, we've given him the right to wage war whenever he feels like it, whether the threat is real or not. (For the record, the War on Terror is the equivalent of killing all the hornets you can find because once you buried your foot in the hornets nest you were pissed off that some got out and stung you.) Imagine, just imagine, if that god damn bird flu hit America and George Bush was still in power.... ...shudder...
See, the unique feature is that it's all chinese. Do their bits read from left to right?k eyboard.jpg
The most expensive part, though, will be the keyboard!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Large_chinese_
This comment above is the sole reason I can't freakin stand the pedantic losers that troll slashdot. OMFG! Get a life you pathetic moron. As for the guy plants all the trees... keep em' coming, Johny Appleseed. I just wish that Johny Appleseed had really been named Johny Marijuanaseed!
Damn, damn funny. Macs will never be used in my house because I am poor, and can't afford to buy a Mac and I haven't a clue how to pirate Mac software.
If AOL wants to charge spammers money to send email to its customers, it has that right.
1. It will decrease the amount of spam sent in the first place, because then the bastards have to pay for each spam email that they send.
2. AOL will have control over the advertising-emails (i.e. SPAM) that do make it through.
3. Anyone dumb enough to be using AOL still deserves to be spammed repeatedly.
This whole article, studay, scartactic or whatever it is is incomplete and as full of plot holes as Waterworld. First of all, what financial institution in the world is going to be dumb enough to admit that their database/website/network was hacked unless they had to report stolen information that was secure? "Thanks for using US BANK's online bill pay! Now hack free for 90 days... err ... 1 day."
This is the best thing since cell phones came out! "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly..." Next thing you'll have unblockable cell phones.... "Perhaps she'll die..." They should implement this paint everywhere, like in... Restaurants... so you know when you're date is faking a phone call to get out of the boring conversation about Star Trek and Captain Kirk really being superior to Star Wars and Luke Skywalker. Hospitals... so you can't interfere with the Catscan machine and cause someone to have a stroke. Movie theaters... so I can hear every last over-acted-word come out of Leonardo Dicaprio's mouth. Grocery stores... so I don't have to hear the soccer mom order her husband around remotely. Yes, I love this paint!
Is it going to be like those future telling devices the girls used in 3rd grade? Pick 1, then 2, then 3, oops, looks like you're going be hit by a bus, try again.
Your mom goes to bloggage...