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  1. Re:Asimov quote on The Power of Accidental Discoveries · · Score: 3, Funny
    The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...
    I must be in the wrong discipline. My discoveries are usually prefaced by, "Awwww, shit!!!!!!"
  2. Re:Likely a reporting wonk on Trojan Compromises Oregon Taxpayers · · Score: 1
    The alternative is thin-clients, which haven't ever taken off, mostly because they tend to be harder to use.
    The real reason why thin clients haven't taken off is because users get very territorial about their work PCs. They think that just because they can install what they want on them (Thank you, MS), that they own them. Thin clients cut them off at the knees.

    We had one employee who thought her main purpose at work was to download and install every damned browser toolbar and toy she could find. Of course, her system wouldn't connect to the Web because one those "toys" had reset her to a proxy address. Clean it up, explain to her that her downloaded freebies caused the problem, and remind her that there was a written policy about using work computers for personal use. Then she has the gall to complain that it's "her" computer and she'll put what she wants on it.

    Damned assmonkeys!!!!

  3. Re:Used since first Alpha on Flock, the Web 2.0 Browser? · · Score: 2, Funny
    But we don't WANT non-geeks on our Internet! They get in the way and ask stupid questions.
    Then just tell them to get the Flock out of here.
  4. Re:It isn't needed. on The Pornographers vs. The Pirates · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why hasn't porn gone bust like the movie and music industries say will happen to them?
    Because porn; like booze, is one of those recession-proof products that never seems to lose demand. It doesn't matter what the economy is doing. It will always thrive.
  5. Re:sniff sniff on Sony Pushes Back Release For Blu-Ray Players · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they could bundle a copy of DNF with the PS3 to encourage sales.

  6. Intel Slashing Prices? on Intel To Slash Prices Up To 60% · · Score: -1, Troll
    Sure. I'll believe it when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead and has reached room temperature...

    Uhhhhhhhhhh...never mind.

  7. Re:IT BURNS! on How Not to Steal a Sidekick · · Score: 1

    MY EYES! MY EYES! OW!

  8. Re:Police? on How Not to Steal a Sidekick · · Score: 1
    If this guy really is an MP then he's putting his military career in jeopardy. This is the sort of thing that could get him booted out of the military, possibly after a trip to the brig, and undoubtedly with a dishonorable discharge.
    I guarantee you that if the young man is truly in the military, and his commanding officer and 1st sergeant get wind of this, they will throw him to the wolves before they let their asses get put in a sling.
  9. Re:Easy test subject on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 1
    They need to test it on the goatse guy first. If it gets stuck the doc can reach right in and get it back out.
    That's all good and well, unless the doctor is a proctologist that goes by the name of Hook.
  10. Alright, Mr. Quimby... on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 1

    Bend over and say, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". (ominous sound of snapping latex glove in background)

  11. Re:Yet another reason... on The Worst Bill You've Never Heard Of · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just got finished doing just that.

  12. So Why The F@#$.... on Net2phone Sues Skype · · Score: 1
    Didn't they bring this suit before eBay bought Skype? Methinks this is another of those fishing missions aimed at deep pockets.

    The bastards!!!!

  13. Re:Actually... on Games Seized Following Murder · · Score: 1
    Also, I imagine that anyone who is, in fact, shot in the face will not be shooting back at you any time soon. I believe the first reaction to such an event is often to fall down and/or seek out medical attention to replace a missing nose.
    Indeed. Just ask Michael Jackson. http://www.snopes.com/photos/jackson.asp
  14. Re:telecommuting on HP To Cut Back On Telecommuting · · Score: 1
    I find I get more personal time when working at home.
    So THAT'S what you young whippersnappers call it. In my day, it was known as the "Nooner".
  15. Re:Been there done that! on Ubuntu 6.06 'Dapper Drake' Released · · Score: 1
    For some reason the thought of throwing a penguin through a window made me chuckle just a little bit.
    This is good entertainment, too: http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
  16. Re:Awww =( on Home Chemistry An Endangered Hobby in U.S. · · Score: 1
    He showed us how to make gunpowder, which was cool.
    I remember when my high school chemistry teacher demonstrated the reaction of pure sodium when you put it in water. It sure made a nice "BANG" and the beaker shattered. Fortunately, the blast shield kept it contained.
  17. Re:That this question is even being asked on On Point On Slacking · · Score: 1
    Not just in Perl programmers but in all aspects of work, the desire to be lazy leads to getting more done with less effort.
    I am a proponent of letting my equipment do as much for me as possible. It never ceases to amaze me how people try to make a hard job out of an easy one. The time I don't spend performing repetitive, routine tasks is spent thinking about ways to improve efficiency and reduce effort. (read: buy more time to fuck off)
  18. High Time For A Name Change? on On Point On Slacking · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the name of this site needs to be changed to Slackdot?

  19. Re:I have to say on Slashdot CSS Redesign Winner Announced · · Score: 2, Funny
    A) it's not a democracy B) you have collapsable sections with the winner C) read before you write
    You forgot:

    D) Cowboy Neal

  20. Re:OpenFiler? on A Look at FreeNAS Server · · Score: 1
    How is this any different than the OpenFiler Project [openfiler.org]?
    Or NASLite?
    http://www.serverelements.com/
  21. Re:Silicon Valley vs. Austin on Is Silicon Valley Reproducible? · · Score: 1
    Riding your bike on loop 360 is just tortures the eyes and the body.
    You rode your bike on Loop 360 and lived to tell the tale?! OMG!
  22. Re:The problem is with extremes on Intern? Bloggers Need Not Apply · · Score: 1
    There's plenty of acceptable middle ground, if only someone could bring reasonable discussion to the table.
    Reasonable discussion? You must be new here.
  23. Re:A separate question on Why Buggy Software Gets Shipped · · Score: 1
    The argument about the enormous bug count in Windows isn't really about every last bug being fixed. The article fails to address a separate question: whether you're allowing the public to do your beta testing for you.
    Agreed.

    I don't know about anybody else, but I have always had a problem with paying for the privilege of beta testing a new product.

  24. Re:As an educational goal on What Should One Know to be Truly Computer Literate? · · Score: 1
    If you want to teach people to use a computer to commmunicate better, then teach them to communicate better. Outlining is a skill that is even more useful for web pages than it was for text. Good composition skills are indispensable. Old-fashioned "rhetoric" classes have a lot to offer about conveying and supporting ideas. Where text is considered obsolete, teach the "grammar" and "vocabulary" that filmmakers have worked out for multimedia works.
    Sounds like part of the basic core curriculum (math, English, arts, etc.) required of any college or university. Hmmmm...learning how to think.....fascinating concept.
  25. Re:iPhone + Nike = Shoe Phone? on Apple and Nike Team up for iPod Shoe Interface · · Score: 2, Informative
    Sounds like a neat idea, but I'm waiting for the iPhone + Nike = Shoe Phone.
    Sorry, but you are years too late. From the following reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell_Smart

    "Perhaps the most recognisable 'gag' from the show was Maxwell Smart's shoe phone, which has become somewhat of a comic icon: Smart would communicate with CONTROL using a rotary-dialled telephone concealed in his shoe, similar to a modern cell phone. While such a device was decades ahead of its time in real life, the need to take off his shoe to use it and the loud bell among other design flaws lead to various humorously awkward situations."