Can someone please post the link to a how-to guide for convincing your wife/girlfriend of the necessity of owning a graphics card with dual 240-core GPUs? Or, if you are a girl who acknowledges said necessity without a fight, please post a link to your Facebook profile. Thank you in advance.
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in the interweb. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by botnets. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: to build and maintain those botnets.
I suppose I should've been more specific. It's one step away from thoughtcrime to prosecute the people who create works like this (prosecuting consumers or people who have it in their possession is another matter, though equally heinous). By which I mean you can imagine Lisa screwing Bart all you want, but the minute you've put it on paper you've "committed" a crime. Obviously I'm pointing this out to illustrate how asinine Australia's courts are.
Dear Everyone in the UK,
When emailing me, please be up front about the fact that you're emailing me from the UK so I can promptly not respond.
Yours,
Joe Sixpack
The United States of At-Least-We're-Not-Yet-as-Fucked-Up-as-You
I only buy devices that have a built in RS-232 interface that charge using an internal AC-DC inverter. I'm not going to throw away my old computers and power cables just to keep up with fad technologies like USB!
Wasn't there a movie about this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326856/ Oh wait, that spray was marketed to reduce the amount of bullshit in the world...
As long as they don't send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
Dude you should try it some time: circumcised is way better. The ladies love it! And I'm glad it happened back when I can't remember it.
Can someone please post the link to a how-to guide for convincing your wife/girlfriend of the necessity of owning a graphics card with dual 240-core GPUs? Or, if you are a girl who acknowledges said necessity without a fight, please post a link to your Facebook profile. Thank you in advance.
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in the interweb. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by botnets. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: to build and maintain those botnets.
I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight!
That could have just been the last 10 seconds where they show the massive air conditioner and sing "Pipe heat to the moon" without losing any jokes.
You mean to tell me they're no longer good at the one thing they were good at? ;)
I suppose I should've been more specific. It's one step away from thoughtcrime to prosecute the people who create works like this (prosecuting consumers or people who have it in their possession is another matter, though equally heinous). By which I mean you can imagine Lisa screwing Bart all you want, but the minute you've put it on paper you've "committed" a crime. Obviously I'm pointing this out to illustrate how asinine Australia's courts are.
I'm just surprised ASU stopped drinking long enough to make something.
thoughtcrime.
Study shows correlation between studies linking video games to aggression and agression. News at F*$&ING 11!
Dear Everyone in the UK, When emailing me, please be up front about the fact that you're emailing me from the UK so I can promptly not respond. Yours, Joe Sixpack The United States of At-Least-We're-Not-Yet-as-Fucked-Up-as-You
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That's a terrible idea. Penguins are much more expensive than the usual IT workforce.
I only buy devices that have a built in RS-232 interface that charge using an internal AC-DC inverter. I'm not going to throw away my old computers and power cables just to keep up with fad technologies like USB!
http://xkcd.com/435/
I don't think so. I just chose a vacuum cleaner at random from a retailer web site and it uses 2000W
Pro Tip: turn off your vacuum cleaner when you go to bed.
Wasn't there a movie about this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326856/ Oh wait, that spray was marketed to reduce the amount of bullshit in the world...
Hey, keep quiet. If Congress and The Religious Right knew Windows had daemons in it, they'd have it banned!
Wait...
You forget they're selling a resource they paid nothing to create. That's $19.5 billion pure profit*!!!
(* Calculation of profit does not include costs of discovering, monitoring, administrating, or policing the electromagnetic spectrum.)
...tomorrow: Mario/Luigi 2008!
I also do not eliminate cognitive dissonance. Oh wait... yes I do.
YOU try sticking your dick in the lawnmower, THEN you'll know. Better a lawnmower than my ex-girlfriend.
As long as they don't send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!