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$1,000 Spray Makes Gadgets Waterproof

Rio writes "A new $1,000 spray claims to protect notebook computers, iPods, cell phones and other electronic gadgets from liquid, making them completely waterproof, a Local6.com report says. A creator of the technology said it could be used for emergency first-responders, bio-medical devices and historic preservation." This might be a bit of a flashback from last year.

278 comments

  1. Awesome. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always wanted to make an iPhone call from 1000 feet deep. Of course, that big air thingy sticking in my mouth is kind of a hinderance, but go technology!

    1. Re:Awesome. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Use it to send an email instead. I wonder if the cell towers down there have 3G or EDGE?

    2. Re:Awesome. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are they still towers if they don't tower over anything?

    3. Re:Awesome. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to make an iPhone call from 1000 feet deep. Of course, that big air thingy sticking in my mouth is kind of a hinderance, but go technology!

      Just be careful with the underwater aliens :)

    4. Re:Awesome. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me introduce you to the sea floor.

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    5. Re:Awesome. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      They tower over the ocean floor, don't they? Okay, how about "Cell Columns"? Or "Cell Structures"? Maybe "Cell Network Nodes"?

    6. Re:Awesome. by Legion_SB · · Score: 5, Funny

      Silly n00b... you don't buy an iPhone to make phone calls...

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    7. Re:Awesome. by tb()ne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always wanted to make an iPhone call from 1000 feet deep. Of course, that big air thingy sticking in my mouth is kind of a hinderance, but go technology!

      Don't forget to install the special 1000 ft antenna (the iTenna) on your iPhone since microwaves have a hard time traveling through water.

    8. Re:Awesome. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which you do with an iPhone, therefore it is an iPhone call.

    9. Re:Awesome. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      damn skippy
      I use mine to pick up women. All the good lines right at my finger tips, plus I can stalk^H^H^H^H er get their home address to drive them home afterwards.

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    10. Re:Awesome. by saxoholic · · Score: 2, Informative

      I always wanted to make an iPhone call from 1000 feet deep. Of course, that big air thingy sticking in my mouth is kind of a hinderance, but go technology!

      But it won't protect the iPhone from the pressure at that depth...

    11. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your lack of relativistic perspective is cute.

    12. Re:Awesome. by Amouth · · Score: 0

      hate to say it but 900Mhz isn't microwaves..

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    13. Re:Awesome. by st33med · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is true. The motherboard inside it could crack from pressure, The multi-touchscreen could become inoperable, the screen could warp, and I can 100% guarantee that the speakers would blow out.

      Not to mention you would have to prepare yourself for the bends if you ever manage to get that deep ;)

    14. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not to mention you would have to prepare yourself for the bends if you ever manage to get that deep ;)

      No, only if you ascended rapidly after that. Or if you listen to Radiohead while underwater. Sort of like the video for 'No Surprises'?

    15. Re:Awesome. by Atari400 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A creator of the technology said it could be used for emergency first-responders...

      Why, exactly, would we be wanting to spray...

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    16. Re:Awesome. by bartosek · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hate to say it but 3G (1900MHz) is microwave.

    17. Re:Awesome. by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might have a problem with reception, since water absorbs microwaves.

    18. Re:Awesome. by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Informative

      3G isn't tied to any particular frequency. IIRC, AT&T is in the process of moving all of their towers to operate at 850 MHz because the range per mW is better. They've been working on that for some time. That includes 3G coverage.

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    19. Re:Awesome. by robertjw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or "Cell Trenches"? Maybe "Cell Evil Villan Bottomless Pits"? Even "Cell Grottos Where Alien Sea Leviathans Live"?

    20. Re:Awesome. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you're going that deep, you'll want to take at least 3 iPhones with you.

      If you were a tech diver, you'd either find this hilarious or you'd nod your head thinking, "Yes, at least 3, or two iPhones and one of a different brand."

      The question is, of course, what they mean by waterproof.

      Do they mean it's IP68 rated, submersible at depth for long periods of time, or is is merely IP65, splashable and washable?

      Is it just "water resistant"? Have they sent the products out to be tested? Is this just snake oil?

      Some of us take "waterproof" very seriously, and want to know exactly what it means.

      Interestingly enough, the two specs that they list, MIL-PRF-38534 and MIL-PRF-38535, don't appear to have a damned thing to do with waterproofing. They're about component reliability, and there are several grades under each category.

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    21. Re:Awesome. by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean an iCall.

    22. Re:Awesome. by tb()ne · · Score: 1

      hate to say it but 900Mhz isn't microwaves..

      That depends on your definition of microwave. 900 MHz is in the microwave region according to here, here, here, and others. I realize some definitions start at 1 GHz. Regardless, attention in water is still great at 900 MHz (degree of attenuation being dependent on the conductivity of the water). Also, note that the iPhone cellular/wireless, according to Apple, may operate at various frequencies between 850 and 2100 MHz.

    23. Re:Awesome. by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Silly n00b... you don't buy an iPhone to make phone calls...

      Yeah, but what do I do when, after my 19th vente caramel mocchiado, I need to call 911 to have my heart defibrillated and the "cool" people still haven't noticed me conspicuously ignoring my iPhone?

    24. Re:Awesome. by Ecuador · · Score: 1
      Are you sure? Let's see what wikipedia says...

      Microwaves are electromagnetic waves with wavelengths ranging from 1 mm to 1 m, or frequencies between 300 MHz and 300 GHz.

      Woops.

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    25. Re:Awesome. by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great Cellular Reefs

    26. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wanted to make an iPhone call from 1000 feet deep

      I on the other hand would like it if my iPhone could survive a 2 second dunk in water. Posted AC as I just got finished lying at the Genius Bar ("I don't know what happened"); thank God the water indicator stayed white.

    27. Re:Awesome. by borawjm · · Score: 1

      It may be waterproof, but is it pressure proof (i.e. under 1000 feet of water)?

    28. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention if you spray over the speaker to make that waterproof as well it would pretty much make your iPhone a waterproof piece of iJunk.

    29. Re:Awesome. by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      Cell Mines

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    30. Re:Awesome. by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      iBought a 3g iPhone but iGet no iSignal at home so people always think iHungup on them.

    31. Re:Awesome. by dkeisling · · Score: 1

      What? I microwave water for my tea every morning.

    32. Re:Awesome. by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      You're looking at IP54 protection at best, "Weather-resistant. Protects against weather hazards such as rain and sleet; used outdoors, on ship docks, in construction work and in tunnels and subways."

      Conformal coatings are nothing new, but the degree of protection afforded by them varies tremendously. Anyone wanting to use this on Something Important(TM) should do a lot of research.

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    33. Re:Awesome. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Hey, you never know when you might become Ed Harris with a blue hand trying to disarm a nuclear warhead on the sea floor. An iPhone would be really helpful!

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    34. Re:Awesome. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait a minute - are they just rebranding a conformal coating and selling it for a grand? If so, I admire the size and quality of their solid 316 stainless steel balls.

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    35. Re:Awesome. by randyest · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Did you just edit that in yourself to be funny, or are you seriously considering wikipedia to be an authority? Here's an equally authoritative source that claims microwaves are 3GHz and up. What now?

      To be clear: I'm not saying it's not 300MHz to 300GHz (but it's not a well-defined term anyway, so who cares) but I'm shocked and more than a little dismayed to see someone on /. trying to use wikipedia as an authoritative source. Please reconsider your research methodologies. "Woops" indeed. :(

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    36. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3G isn't tied to any particular frequency. IIRC, AT&T is in the process of moving all of their towers to operate at 850 MHz because the range per mW is better. They've been working on that for some time. That includes 3G coverage.

      Microwaves start at frequencies as low as 300 MHz. 850 MHz is greater than 300 Mhz, so it is still in the microwave frequency range. I don't know any cell phone service that runs below 300 MHz, where the FM range of radio waves start. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave

    37. Re:Awesome. by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to take my chances with the gods of exploding water!

    38. Re:Awesome. by syousef · · Score: 1

      Do they mean it's IP68 rated, submersible at depth for long periods of time, or is is merely IP65, splashable and washable?

      As someone who went 8 years without damaging a phone then lost 2 to water damage in less than 6 months (one in a washing machine by mistake) let me say that IP65 might have been enough to save me (possibly not in the washing machine case). I wonder about any product like this though. Does it need re-application? Would it muffle speakers and mics? There's no such thing as a free lunch.

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    39. Re:Awesome. by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't know where the poster got the price of a grand. The site quotes a price range of $50-$70 for a cellphone or similar device.

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    40. Re:Awesome. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      iGuess iDo.

    41. Re:Awesome. by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Cell processors?

    42. Re:Awesome. by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to make an iPhone call from 1000 feet deep. Of course, that big air thingy sticking in my mouth is kind of a hinderance, but go technology!

      But it won't protect the iPhone from the pressure at that depth...

      You shouldn't worry too much about the bends, just make sure you take a nice slow 9-12 hour ascent and you should be fine.

    43. Re:Awesome. by Ecuador · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you kidding, or are you missing the point of a post on purpose, so that you can passionately pursue your favorite off-topic discussion?
      It just so happens that I started out as a Physicist, so upon reading the GGP post I found it very amusing that its author did not seem to realize that most of communication devices are on or around the microwave part of the spectrum and would thus have some familiar properties (like water absorption). I do remember that some books tell you microwaves start at 1m, while others at 30cm, but this is totally besides the point. Even if you agree that you are not talking about microwaves, but near-microwave radio waves it is still true that you will find near-microwave properties. You see, in most areas of physics (except quantum) you don't usually find discontinuities.
      To go back to your specific problem with my post, I do not consider Wikipedia an authoritative source, and I certainly do not conduct research by reading wikipedia. However, how do you propose I post about a pretty simple fact on slashdot? Do I present my credentials and claim myself an authority? Do I cite (MLS of course) 1st year Physics books from my library? Do I quote a wildly popular web encyclopedia on a simple fact I am sure is correct? What would you do?

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    44. Re:Awesome. by LrdDimwit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer asinkronous pier to pier, myself.

    45. Re:Awesome. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Put it in a blender: Will It Blend?
      Put it in a microwave: Will It Ring?

    46. Re:Awesome. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      In that same article, you'll note that the IEEE defines microwaves as being 1 GHz and up. I would argue that this is the more common definition. I've never heard anyone call the UHF TV band (of which 850 MHz is part) part of the microwave band.

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    47. Re:Awesome. by hotfireball · · Score: 1

      Hate to say it but 3G (1900MHz) is microwave.

      Hey, but that's nice! Recently all Apple machines are so hot that you can boil eggs on them (very convenient if you go to picnic with your family). So now we also have a microwave from the same vendor. Great! We have a music player, phone, video and now â" microwave oven â" all in one device. I wish one day to have in it a swiss knife, an axe and The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

    48. Re:Awesome. by bronney · · Score: 1

      Hi Aquaman! ^_^

    49. Re:Awesome. by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      That sure makes calling Cthulhu much easier, no more messy virgin sacrifices....

      Oh the insanity of it all!

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    50. Re:Awesome. by MiKM · · Score: 1

      You mean you haven't downloaded the iAED app yet?

    51. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha Ha Punny

    52. Re:Awesome. by dkeisling · · Score: 1

      The tea bag prevents the water from "exploding". It's even noted in the link you posted ;)

    53. Re:Awesome. by Sciros · · Score: 2, Funny

      ventI caramel mAcchiaTo

      Man oh man I can tell you don't actually have an iPhone.

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    54. Re:Awesome. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i was going off the IEEE which has mirowaves starting at 1Ghz.. and last time i checked 900Mhz was less than 1Ghz and there for isn't in the microwave range as defined by one of the worlds largest standards orginizations

      to say that frequency's near each other experience some of the same interactions is true.. but to use that to miss define them is wrong.

      we as people define things so we can have a basic understanding when comunicating with others

      and saying it is a microwave because water absorption happens.. i would like to note that water likes to screw with everything in one way or another in every single EM and non EM thing out there.

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    55. Re:Awesome. by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      At least you are not complaining about my wikipedia quote like the other guy :)
      So, the point is that when you want to say something "is not microwaves", using the IEEE definition of microwaves you have not really understood the continuity of the EM spectrum. Think about this, some phones use the 850/900 band, others use the 1800/1900 band. Do you think the former are "radio wave phones" and the latter "microwave phones" due to the (partly arbitrary) IEEE definition (engineers know frequencies so they used a nice round freq as the boundary)? No, both cell phone bands have similar properties making it easy to create dual band phones, they are absorbed by water (which is the main point your post was criticized about), and can be called microwaves or even radio waves - take your pick.
      To see how arbitrary the EM boundaries are, think about the fact that the entire microwave spectrum as defined by the IEEE is also considered part of the radio wave spectrum for most applications. I am sure IEEE has "radio bands" defined inside their microwave definition. In fact, when I read your first post I assumed that the common knowledge that our telecom devices transmit "radio waves" was what had confused you into thinking microwaves are unrelated, when they are pretty much the same thing here.
      In the end, everything's just photons... ;)

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    56. Re:Awesome. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      yea but if your going to argue the point like that.. you have to give a basis for what is a "mircowave".. that term has changed alot in history.. today people know it cooks their meals (by entergizeing water and causing it to vibrate and heat up the substance it is in) but that was a secondary usage someone applied mirowaves to do.

      they realized the potinial and now we all have one.

      but what exactly is a microwave? it was orinaly defined as a very short wavelenght EM transmission - i don't know what the orinal was. but if you are going to argue aginst the IEEE's definition then i recomend finding what the orinal is.

      and saying to not label something with water entergizeing effects as a micro wave.. would be akin to saying that the AM and FM diffinitions are the same thing

      again we label them diffrently for a reason.

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    57. Re:Awesome. by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      First, there is no such word as "entergizeing" (or "diffinition" - but at least that is sort of close). Second, no, we don't call "microwave" whatever cooks your meal. In the "I-paid-attention-to-my-science-classes circles", microwave is the mm/cm part of the EM spectrum.
      You are still stuck on the same point. Try re-reading my message, I think I explain it thoroughly. Forget about the specific definitions. If you want to know - although I already explained this - the 1GHz was most likely chosen as a nice round number by the Engineers who "call" EM waves by their frequencies. Physicists prefer wavelengths so the usual definition would be 1m (which is 300MHz in vacuum) to 1mm. You'll just have to live with your microwave-emitting phone for now - sorry... You could try a Bluetooth headset, although that is also microwave (although of lower power than your phone or your oven).

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    58. Re:Awesome. by warpuck · · Score: 1

      does this make zip lock bags obsolete for use as water resistant backup cover? only $1000 can I get 3?

    59. Re:Awesome. by g-san · · Score: 1

      Easy. Just text "help" to 911.

  2. Not a Spray by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

    The FAQ for the Golden Shellback (what they call this stuff) site says:"9. What aspects confuse people most about this process:
    a. People get confused and think this is a spray. It is not, the coating needs to be applied in a piece of equipment.
    b. People seem to wonder a lot about the contacts and how they are sealed. The contacts are not, the surfaces are sealed. So, water can run in and out.
     

     
    That right there ought to deal with a lot of the statements and questions that are about to be made in this thread.

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    1. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That right there ought to deal with a lot of the statements and questions that are about to be made in this thread."

      You must be new here.

    2. Re:Not a Spray by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it would stop them - or even slow them down. Just deal with them. And it does that.

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    3. Re:Not a Spray by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      #1 for me is: is $1000 a fixed price, or does it vary by item size?

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    4. Re:Not a Spray by SkOink · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People seem to wonder a lot about the contacts and how they are sealed. The contacts are not, the surfaces are sealed. So, water can run in and out.

      Think about this logically for a second. If by "surfaces" he means the circuit board itself, then this is called conformal coating and has been around for years. It is also not practical in small consumer electronics. If he means the surface of the device, then this requires sealing the entire device and making it fully waterproof (and not very useful).

      By fact, by definition water damages electronics by shorting contacts together. If water is allowed to run in and out of the device, the contacts must be sealed.

      I think that faq is a little disingenuous.

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    5. Re:Not a Spray by hellwig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So let me see if I understand this.

      The device is not sealed against water (i.e. it's not wrapped in celophane), so water can flow freely throughout the device. At the same time, contacts are not sealed, meaning the water that can flow freely though-out the device can short the contacts that have not been covered (battery, headphone, button, etc...), essentially destroying the device (by burning out components, batteries, etc...).

      In otherwords, the coating only keeps water off the surface of a device that by itself isn't prone to water damage to begin with? I.e. all the plastic-coated IC's out there will last just fine under water, as long as you don't apply power to them.

      What about moving surfaces, such as the speaker or microphone diaphram? Those devices are sensitive to water (the felt or paper used probably won't stand-up to water), and the high-frequency makes it unlikely that the coating will adhere and stay on.

      Can this coating be applied to a thouch-sensitive surface? Can it be applied to the lens of a camera without severely distorting the optics?

      I once dropped my phone in a bowl of soup, and the phone told me I had plugged an unrecognized peripheral into the headphone jack. It took a couple hours of carefully disassemling, cleaning, and drying before I got it working again (luckily nothing burned-out), and it sounds like this coating wouldn't have helped (since the contacts within the headphone jack wouldn't have been coated anyway) . Nothing like spending $1000 on absolutely nothing.

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    6. Re:Not a Spray by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      Well, for $6.95 you can actually get a spray that will "make" your computer waterproof... but I'd guess it will seriously screw up the screen, the PCB, and pretty much anything you spray it on besides concrete or outdoor decking.

      http://www.hectorshardware.biz/shop/product.asp?dept_id=151101&sku=782763&

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    7. Re:Not a Spray by Khashishi · · Score: 5, Funny

      water, n., a liquid characterized by its ability to short out electronics

    8. Re:Not a Spray by Huggs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What would this do the the device's warranty? If I could get an iPhone coated in this stuff and have it not get damaged by water, that would be worth the $50-$75 this might cost... but if it voids my warranty to do so... part of the point is missed.

    9. Re:Not a Spray by megaditto · · Score: 3, Funny

      A buddy of mine used to wrap his electronics and papers in a condom (you can buy the ones for oral sex that come without grease/lubricant, apparently) any time we went out to sea. If it's just your cellphone in there, you can still make calls without even taking it out, it's absolutely great.

      As to this spray thing, I think you are right that a watertight bubble around your cellphone is the only way to waterproof things since the moment any seawater gets it, it will rust the thing through in a couple of days or even hours. And if you dry it right away, the salt will just crystallize inside and will take just a little longer to get you.

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    10. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's $50-75 per item, varying by size. I don't see where they get that it is a spray that costs $1000....

    11. Re:Not a Spray by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      This is a bit more durable and about the same price:

      http://www.plastidip.com/home_solutions/Plasti_Dip

      You can get it in spray cans or quantities up to 50 gallon drums.

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    12. Re:Not a Spray by TheLostSamurai · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to the manufacturers website this will be a thin film coating that is applied by submersion of the device in the coating material. Meaning, anywhere that water could possibly go would all ready be coated by this substance. They also claim they have coated speakers that are able to play underwater, and our researching the coating of camera optics.

      Also, according to Gizmodo, the coating of your electronic devices will be offered as a service for $50-$75. They also have a nice demo video posted.

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    13. Re:Not a Spray by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Any exposed contacts, expansion slots, removable parts, batteries, etc would still be vulnerable.

      You also can have issues with heat dissipation on some objects. So sealing your laptop would probably end up in it overheating.

      Then any objects that have mechanical devices (hinges, joints, etc) probably couldn't be sealed as it would hinder them from operating (although that's what watertight gaskets are for).

      With cell phones your going to need to use more expensive waterproof (sealed membrane) mics and speakers as normal ones require direct contact with the air (which can let water in).

      If personal electronics manufacturers wanted to make cell phones and Mp3 players waterproof they could do so without any problems even without this coating...its not that hard to waterproof plastic shell objects. It just costs more, and lengthens the lifetime...and why would they want to do that.

    14. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      water, n., a rarely-pure liquid unfairly characterized by the unfortunate fact that very small concentrations of dissolved ions have the ability to short out electronics

    15. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how waterproofing works, so this is genuine question. I have an Olympus Stylus digital camera which is allegedly water and shock proof. Indeed, it's been in swimming pools and the ocean several times.

      In fact, if you take it in salt water, they recommend you soak it in tap water for 1/2 hour after, I guess to try and avoid corrosion.

      I don't know the exact model off the top of my head, and it's two years old, but the current models have similar claims, and are probably very similar.

    16. Re:Not a Spray by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The salt and other minerals left behind when the water is gone grabbed me as why most of what's being discussed is silly on here.

      It does you little good to seal up a laptop or iphone, all to have it full of calcium or salt in a few dips.

    17. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't seal anything that wasn't sealed (= without openings) previously. That keyboard photographed in TFA would probably shortcut when hit by more than a few drops of water, if there's any gap between a key and its contact. So "waterproof coating" is misleading at least. In fact the golden-shellback.com page title only says "splash proof coatings".

      So
      - it's not a spray
      - it doesn't make things waterproof, let alone "completely" (11,000 m deep?)

      Does it at least cost $1000?

    18. Re:Not a Spray by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      1. There is no price of $1000. The website quoted a price of $50 to $70 for a cell phone.

      2. The website shows an iPhone operating underwater. TO me, this clearly means it somehow prevents shorts. They did state how after operating underwater for several hours, the electricity had destroyed certain leads to the battery via electrolysis.

      3. They specificaly stated the coating could be applied to touch senstive devices, including screens.

      4. They specifically called it clear. I am not positive it is the best thing for a lens, but it looked reasonable.

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    19. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the link and info. I'd imagine this statement, from that webpage, has nothing to do with the effectiveness of the coating...I had to chuckle when I read it:

      "...Northeast Maritime Institute, Inc. makes no representations or warranties, express or implied, as to the completeness and accuracy of the information contained in this document..."

    20. Re:Not a Spray by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I once dropped my phone in a bowl of soup, and the phone told me I had plugged an unrecognized peripheral into the headphone jack.

      You really should consider getting the green peas Nokia certified.

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    21. Re:Not a Spray by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      A buddy of mine used to wrap his electronics and papers in a condom (you can buy the ones for oral sex that come without grease/lubricant, apparently) any time we went out to sea. If it's just your cellphone in there, you can still make calls without even taking it out, it's absolutely great.

      Works great for small cameras, too (Canon A series) and the rubber is stretched so thin over the lens that it doesn't affect the picture at all!

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    22. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no mod points but this is the best comment I've seen in years

    23. Re:Not a Spray by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Nope. This is a pretty high quality summary, eh?

    24. Re:Not a Spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      pure water actually is not very good for that definition

  3. Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by Johnny_Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    A spray that magically repels water, but not air, even at vent openings?

    Son, I would like to see you a part of the Brooklyn Bridge. Not the whole thing, mind you, just a portion as a souvenir. You'll get a certificate that will be filed with a US copyright office documenting its authenticity.

    1. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get it coated with this magnificent stuff before you ship it? So it doesn't rust, of course.

    2. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by Khopesh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, water droplets are thicker than water. Go to a mattress store and ask about their mattress covers; buying a waterproof cover is pretty much mandatory for a foam mattress (think *sponge*), and the current level of technology stops water and allergens but not air.

      Mattress sellers often have a demo device, basically a closed tube where one end is covered only by their fabric and the tube has a whole bunch of colored mouthwash in it. Air goes through it, but you can't shake the mouthwash out.

      This would obviously ding fan efficiency, but fanless laptops already exist...

      I would wonder about their claim of "Completely Waterproof" ... does that mean I can drop it in the tub and scrub it clean? There has to be a limit somewhere...

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    3. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Ditto for water-resistant jackets, tents, etc. As a Boy Scout I learned that you should never touch the inside of a tent when it's raining; that changes the surface tension of the water (or some such thing) and the rain will start leaking in where you touched it. I've seen the same thing on modern Patagonia jackets, especially as the coatings wear off.

    4. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations: You have just won the "I have no fcuking idea what is going on!" award!

      It doesn't seal the damn case you twit, it seals the circuit board / components themselves. If you have a pelican case inside a cardboard box, does it matter if water gets in the cardboard box?

    5. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention if you do plan on the device being run underwater you can benefit from better thermal properties than air.

    6. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Now you might be able to design vents with microscopic holes which would take advantage of waters high surface tension to not let water through but still allow air in. Essentially the same way stain proof fabric works to let water roll off. However these would probably be easily blocked by dust, and impede natural airflow heavily.

    7. Re:Magically Repeling Water and Not Air by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      As a Boy Scout I learned that you should never touch the inside of a tent when it's raining; that changes the surface tension of the water (or some such thing) and the rain will start leaking in where you touched it.

      Yep, salt from your sweat lowers the surface tension and allows water to seep through the fabric.

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  4. In other news by Lord+MuffloN · · Score: 2, Funny

    Snake Oil Incorporated reported their stocks have risen with a whole of 8%!

    1. Re:In other news by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      But water proof so it will burn under water too.

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    2. Re:In other news by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Snake Oil Incorporated reported their stocks have risen with a whole of 8%!

      Yeah, but they'll fall after I sue them for stealing the secret formula for my magic spray that repels tigers*:

      - 250 mL distilled water
      - 25 mg proylene glycol
      - 10 mg "secret ingredient"

      .

      *Not intended for use in Asia.

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    3. Re:In other news by flahwho · · Score: 1

      is your "secret ingredient" snake shit?

    4. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

  5. I am a little skeptical by SkOink · · Score: 3, Informative

    In order to waterproof anything electronic, every entry point for water needs to be completely sealed. Does anybody else see the problem here? Yes, that Blackberry might still be powered on. But no, you probably can't depress the keys any more and you almost certainly can't charge it or plug in headphones.

    Also, 0.001" thick? I bet it scrapes off on accident rather easily. I also highly doubt that anybody could apply a coating that thin from a hand-held spray can.

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    1. Re:I am a little skeptical by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or - rather than sealing off every entry point for water, you take the device apart and seal every surface - which is what they do. It doesn't matter how thin the surface of the coating is - inside the device, unless you make a habit of pulling things apart and scratching them.

      Oh - and it's not a spray.

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    2. Re:I am a little skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

      it doesn't seal the blackberry, it coats all the (not so gooey) innards. This allows for water to get inside the blackberry, but there are no spots for the water to short any electrical contacts, so in effect, waterproof blackberry.

    3. Re:I am a little skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Um, plating (zinc or cadmium) is thinner than that on most parts (0.0005" or less) and doesn't scrap off easily.

      It's also not a spray.
      http://www.golden-shellback.com/faq.html

      The article doesn't say and thus you don't know, just how durable the coating actually is.

      However, like cad or zinc plated parts I have my doubts about the wear surfaces. I can't see how the coating won't eventually (days, weeks, months, years) get worn off the parts you are touching and rubbing with your fingers and hands removing the water-proofing.

      I'm also skeptical, if the contacts are not coated how do they not short out?
      See FAQ 9.b from the link above.

    4. Re:I am a little skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right to be skeptical, however

      In order to waterproof anything electronic, every entry point for water needs to be completely sealed.

      No, just exposed conductive portions of the circuit. You only have to prevent shorts, and the very little that might deteriorate due to water. A sealing coat is plausible. It would have to flexible to deal with thermal expansion, vibrating items such as mic and speakers, and buttons.

      Their FAQ isn't a lot of help here.

      a. People get confused and think this is a spray. It is not, the coating needs to be applied in a piece of equipment.
      b. People seem to wonder a lot about the contacts and how they are sealed. The contacts are not, the surfaces are sealed. So, water can run in and out.

      How would that work for a jack socket for charger or headset or USB etc? Or buttons. The curious are welcome to spill coffee on their keyboard for a demo of how switches are generally not sealed. We'll still be here when you get back online.

      Also, 0.001" thick? I bet it scrapes off on accident rather easily. I also highly doubt that anybody could apply a coating that thin from a hand-held spray can.

      You're not likely to get abrasion on any conductive circuit portions /other/ than accessory sockets, but yeah that's one big 'other'.

      I don't see how this could be useful on any existing product, though it may be something that would be a useful component for sealing items designed to be water proofed.

      And $1000 isn't nearly expensive enough. They should use C37 laquer so they can claim audiophile results as well.

      Anybody with asset insurance experience handy? How much would it cost to insure devices against water damage? Somehow I'm thinking it'll be less. I don't see that this is for consumer products. They must be trying to sell it to industry as a treatment for specialist gear.

    5. Re:I am a little skeptical by jimbolauski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See the demo's, they use the buttons on a Blackberry and use the headphone plug on the iphone.
      http://gcaptain.com/maritime/blog/tag/video/

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  6. But. .. is it a spray? by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it a spray? are the contacts sealed? I'm not sure...

  7. $1000 by circlingthesun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For $1,000 I could buy a new notebook, iPod, cell phone...

    1. Re:$1000 by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but imagine how cool it is; for 1000$, you can go in water as many times as you wish with your tech gizmos. You don't have to buy a new one every time you work in your hot tub!

    2. Re:$1000 by Huggs · · Score: 1

      not sure where the $1000 came from http://gcaptain.com/maritime/blog/gcaptain-exclusive-shellbacked-ipod-touch-video/ at about 1:50 says $50-$75 depending on the size of the item...

  8. I already have this spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called PAM.

  9. How long does it stay active for? by Beermunk · · Score: 1

    If a spray like this would continue to work long after it's initial application, I can see getting PCB boards sprayed which would allow for some outstanding silent cooling options.

    1. Re:How long does it stay active for? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      It's not a spray - but you are right that it would allow a coated board to run immersed in cooling fluid. It would however, I would think, really limit ones ability to make changes to hardware without going through the coating process again afterward, which could be really expensive.

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    2. Re:How long does it stay active for? by fprintf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Haven't there been lots of examples of mineral oil cooled PCs, submersing everything but the optical drives?

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    3. Re:How long does it stay active for? by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or, you could always just submerge the entire computer in mineral oil.

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    4. Re:How long does it stay active for? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Sure - and there are better materials available than mineral oil. I don't think there is much here that is new.
       
      I'm sure some of the big hardware companies are looking at options like this and much more to allow for anything that may allow them to build more power efficient data centers.

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  10. Definitely NOT a spray by seandiggity · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the FAQ on the website:
    a. People get confused and think this is a spray. It is not, the coating needs to be applied in a piece of equipment.

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    1. Re:Definitely NOT a spray by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      Yes, we know, but it's way more cool to think of it as a spray! We can dream of spraying our plasma TV, PS3 and RockBand drum set so we can play gigs underwater for hours!

    2. Re:Definitely NOT a spray by seandiggity · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      True, true. But I would rather have a spray like this.

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    3. Re:Definitely NOT a spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, from the FAQ:
      a. Actually, yes, it's a spray after all.

      Your move.

    4. Re:Definitely NOT a spray by treeves · · Score: 1
      The only instance of the word "spray" on the page you cited is:

      9. What aspects confuse people most about this process: a. People get confused and think this is a spray. It is not, the coating needs to be applied in a piece of equipment. b. People seem to wonder a lot about the contacts and how they are sealed. The contacts are not, the surfaces are sealed. So, water can run in and out."

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  11. sooo it's a $$$ conformal coat? by sl8anic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can get a can of stuff like Humiseal for a few bucks, what's so special about this silly thing?

    1. Re:sooo it's a $$$ conformal coat? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      what's so special about this silly thing?

      its pricing!

  12. Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course, that big air thingy sticking in my mouth is kind of a hinderance, but go technology!

    You can take that out though and talk for a bit (as long as you are breathing out). You can even breathe in if you let the regulator flow directly under your mouth (a required skill to be certified to dive)...

    You'd not be very intelligible, but you could speak.

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    1. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Regulators don't flow air until there is (slight) negative pressure...

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    2. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can imagine one good phone call you might make:

      "Heblblblblblbp!"

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    3. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've never had much success talking to my buddy underwater. There's so much background noise from currents, overhead boats, bubbles etc. that it's too difficult to decipher bubbly speech.

      Full face masks are the way forward. They cover your face forehead to chin with a glass plate, allowing more comfortable breathing and - more importantly for commercial divers - use of integrated comms systems. Just pop a bluetooth headset inside the mask and you're sorted!

      Assuming the rest of the iPhone could survive the pressure, would the touchscreen work? I'd expect the water to ruin its capacitence-based touchscreen.

    4. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by green1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Regulators don't flow air until there is (slight) negative pressure...

      normally, yes, however they have a purge button on them that overrides this and forces air to flow, quite useful for clearing them out, or using the regulator to inflate other things, or in case of a malfunction of some form.

      During training to become SCUBA certified you remove the regulator from your mouth, hold the purge button, and breathe the air as it passes your mouth. This is a required skill as it will allow you to breathe even if there is some form of equipment failure.

    5. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Just curious, don't you breath in water when you try to breath "as it passes your mouth"?

    6. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes you do. The trick is to position your tongue so that it touches the top of your mouth as you breath in carefully. This stops the water from going straight to the back of your throat and causing a dangerous coughing fit.

      You don't breath in too much water, really no worse than the first breath or two from a snorkel you just purged (where you use the same tongue technique to prevent coughing).

      You learn this technique so that you can breath from a regulator that is in free flow which can happen when the diaphragm in the regulator fails. Normally you would try to fix the free flow under water (there's a couple of easy tricks you can try) but if that doesn't work you need to know this technique. In addition to sipping air from the regulator you would also theoretically be ascending to the surface as fast as you can safely since you'll quickly run out of air.

    7. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're right. There's no way a normal, sensitive touch screen would work underwater at pressure (more than 10 feet below the surface).

      What would be cool is some sort of underwater keyboard you could use to text each other. While you could theoretically communicate with Morse Code (tapping on your tank) it would be very difficult since it would be based on timing (impossible to hold a tone). Or you could learn sign language which would also be very difficult if you want to have anything like a conversation.

      Seriously, any investors out there: if you make something like a waterproof keyboard with a built-in LCD screen (similar to some existing gaming keyboards) that could communicate to other keyboards scuba divers would buy it, probably at significant profit to you.

    8. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by ergean · · Score: 1

      Just dived the other day for the first time with full EQ, used to snorkel for years. And my friend requested me to drop my mask and regulator at 5m depth and recover them. Easy as pie. :D

      Can't wait to see if I can do the operation you described next time I dive.

      side note: the first 10 minutes I was like get me out of here, in my mind, and tried to blow in the regulator before breathing, had to take my time to drop that habit. :)

    9. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Or just learn basic sign language and not worry about hauling around more gadgets to break.

    10. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Part of scuba training is learning some universal sign language (like 'going up', 'going down', 'follow me', 'out of air', etc). But to learn more advanced sign language would take quite a bit of effort.

      Being able to send a text message would be nice when there's a disagreement about something (like "I want to go over there to look at something" and your diving partner wants to say "No, it's too dangerous because of currents"). I doubt this would happen often though. It would also be nice on decompression dives when you are waiting 15 minutes or more to decompress underwater and have nothing to do so you could have a conversation with your diving partner via texting.

      Waterproof white boards and special markers are used for this purpose but where's the fun in that for a geek?

    11. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 1

      Did he have you put on your mask and regulator at 5m depth and purge the mask too? That's part of the test to get scuba certified. Can be scary for some, one girl in my scuba class panicked on this test and shot to the surface of the pool.

      Nothing wrong with blowing in your regulator before breathing (the first time) since, like your snorkel, it could fill with water too -- well, if it comes out of your mouth anyway.

    12. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can hear you now, but I can't fucking understand you. Wait till you get back to the boat, you dork.

    13. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by Riverhead · · Score: 1

      Don't they have radios for that? No Morse Code required.

    14. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Assuming the rest of the iPhone could survive the pressure, would the touchscreen work? I'd expect the water to ruin its capacitence-based touchscreen.

      I'd like to try a full-face mask sometime, they seem way nicer.., and it would be great to use a headset to be able to talk to a dive partner.

      You raise a very interesting point about the touchscreen and water. It would be interesting to experiment with a sealed set of walls just over the touch screen and see if salt water would make the screen fail to work.

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    15. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Waterproof white boards and special markers are used for this purpose but where's the fun in that for a geek?

      What we really need is an underwater Light-Brite set...

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    16. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

      You'd not be very intelligible, but you could speak.

      So it would be EXACTLY the same as talking on land! :-D

    17. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      ascending to the surface as fast as you can safely since you'll quickly run out of air

      Could be a good time to call 911

      BTW, plastic food wrap for making a laptop semiwaterproof is a bit less costly than 1 grand. Take care to not block the ventilation. How do waterproof laptops cool themselves? Do they have all the components except perhaps the heatsink covered?

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    18. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by DataHiker · · Score: 1

      Riiiiight. Because sign language isn't used for conversations...

    19. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 1

      I said it would be difficult. For deaf people that already know sign language great. But for others we usually don't want to spend a year or more of intensive study to learn conversational sign language. A little keyboard and screen would be a heck of a lot easier.

    20. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 1

      Water conducts heat much better than air so I would guess laptops run much cooler in water than air so long as the water is 80-85 degrees F or lower.

    21. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by ergean · · Score: 1

      Yeah... the purging the mask was fun. Did it 2 times just to enjoy the physics and let my brain take it's time with the practice... :)

    22. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      Unless you are using a full-face mask or a rebreather, you can not do much more than scream vowels at each other. Talking through your normal two-piece regulator is a nice dream for the movies, but not more. And no, you do not need to be able to breathe from a free-flowing regulator to get certified, only PADI wants you to do that. The other agencies teach you that taking two independent regulators with you is the way to go when you go cold, deep or into restricted environments is the way to go. Which, quite frankly, I prefer. (Not saying that being able to breathe from a free-flowing regulator is not useful, but between your buddy and you, you should have _four_ independent systems along with you, so total failure is very, very unlikely..)

    23. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      If you are really free-flowing and if there is no easy remedy available and if your buddy does not have an octopus or an independent set of first and second stages, you do not want to ascend too fast. You want to close the valve and only open it when you actually need to breathe. Going up _slowly_ is all the more important in an emergency.

    24. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      There are scuba computers in the works that not only use ultrasonic waves to locate the boat and other divers but also to send messages between each other. Another innovation the Italian and Russian scuba divers are looking forward to, but at least they will not be able to impact others with _those_ tools ;)

    25. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 1

      Neat! Can't wait to see that in the local dive shop, although I'm sure I'll wait a few years before buying one, assuming they add that feature to more affordable dive computers (not technical diving ones).

    26. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by joggle · · Score: 1

      I was referring to a CESA (controlled emergency swimming assent). I didn't mean for someone to surface as fast as possible, just as fast as can be done safely (which, if you aren't doing a decompression dive, is 1-2 feet per second IIRC).

    27. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      Actually, computers for technical diving will probably be the very last ones to get such a feature. Few features, but reliable, that is what those people are looking for.
      Just look around how thrilled people are that you can access the dive log while under water on a VR3. It's just one more thing to keep in mind, which you usually don't want.

      Though, admittedly, there are circumstances, when a beacon would be great.
      For example, when you can't even see your own gloves because the water is so murky. Or when you can't see the flashlight of people who are only a few meters away. Or in blue-water with literally no reference point. Or.. :p

    28. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      2 feet per second is 36 meters per minute. This is _way_ too fast.

      The way I learned it is that at 25 meters or above, 10 meters per minute should be the absolute maximum. Ideally, you should go 5 meters per minute from 5 meters depth. Below 25 meters, you are allowed up to 20 meters per minute. The second you are using gases other than nitrogen & oxygen, those values change dramatically, though.

      Of course, all those speeds are ascent speeds. Max descent speed is almost unlimited, though you will need to take gas switches, increasing pressure during breathing gaps, ear & mask equalizing, buddy teams etc into account. And then there is the good old kick in the brain when you breathe nitrogen at a substantially higher partial pressure for the first time. Drop down to 30 or 40 meters as fast as you can and take two or three normal breaths. The sudden increase makes for a free rollercoaster ride..
      From what I heard, not what I tried myself, 60 meters per minute is as fast as a really good tech diver can go.

    29. Re:Not to spoil a good joke, but why not? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      PADI also recommends an alternate regulator and another required skill is swapping out for your buddies alternate air. Far more pleasant and less water driven up your nose.

      You can talk a bit more than just vowels without the regulator in, I'll grant it wouldn't be clear at all, but you can talk while you have breath. I wasn't saying you could talk really at all with the regulator in, I don't think that would work well.

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  13. wtf did the author get $1000 spray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    video says i think $50 - $100 service charge

  14. Conformal Coating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this different from the multitude of conformal coatings ($1000) already on the market?

  15. Let me get this straight.. by loafula · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA, but from what I read in the summary, why the christ would I spend $1000 to protect my $250 iPod?

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to divide by the number of iPods protected per spray.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot that it's not about how many ipods are protected, its how many times one given ipod uses it's protection to stop itself from being rendered unusable.

    3. Re:Let me get this straight.. by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

      from what I read in the summary, why the christ would I spend $1000 to protect my $250 iPod?

      According to the summary:

      A creator of the technology said it could be used for emergency first-responders, bio-medical devices and historic preservation.

      If lives or the future depend on your iPod, you might get it coated. Obviously, this is for something other than iPods.

    4. Re:Let me get this straight.. by loafula · · Score: 1

      Yes they said it could be used for emergency devices and the like, but the video on the website demonstrates the coating on iPods, cell phones and laptops.

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  16. Don't cross the streams by archen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear if you dump this stuff in the middle of a swimming pool, the universe ends.

  17. Sounds like a conformal coating by Animats · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of conformal coatings for this sort of thing. Fin-L-Kote is about $20/can. I've used that on PC boards in robotics applications. Automotive electronics are routinely conformal coated, usually with a rather thick coating.

    The main problem is electrical contacts. Those have to be masked when the electronics are sprayed or dipped. The military/marine solution is gold-plated contacts, with everything else conformal coated.

    This isn't going to work for something with a vented hard drive. Sealed hard drives are available for laptops.

    1. Re:Sounds like a conformal coating by John+Sokol · · Score: 2, Informative

      This isn't a conformal coatings, it's a hydrophobic coating more like Scotch Gard, or Rain-X

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    2. Re:Sounds like a conformal coating by Bruiser80 · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't work for a device with an interchangeable battery or peripherals, would it? Unless the connections are watertight?

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  18. Contract Phones by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 5, Funny

    A creator of the technology said it could be used for emergency first-responders, bio-medical devices and historic preservation.

    Useful for preserving your iPhone for the full length of the 268 million months you're tired to your contract here in the UK.

    1. Re:Contract Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so it's still not up to Canadian iPhone specifications - which include winter and a 300 million month contract.

      Well, maybe they'll improve the product in time for the next iPhone release.

    2. Re:Contract Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's in iMonths.

      You must be new here!

  19. In other news by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In other news...

    Millions of gadgets have shutdown, or been damaged, due to overheating.

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  20. Good one by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just don't see how this can work. It has to do one of two things. It either keeps water out, meaning that it covers and seals every opening that leads into the device, or it somehow coats every surface of the device, inside and out, including all circuit boards and components.

    So, if it seals the device, how does it know what openings have to be there? Blackberrys (at least my pearl), iPods, etc have power and headphone jacks. So it is only waterproof until I have to plug something into it, rupturing the film? How long will this stuff last before it ruptures on its own due to normal use (like pushing keys on a keyboard). What about battery compartments and other doors on the device? My Blackberry has a door over the MicroSD slot that I open frequently.

    The other option is to coat all surfaces inside the device. What about things that have to be left open to the atmosphere to allow humidity to exit, barometric pressure to equalize, etc? I own a Yaesu VX-7R handheld transceiver for amateur radio. This device is fully submersible. One problem they had with the first batch was the waterproofing sealed the inside of the device off from the atmosphere, which would cause a pressure differential against the speaker during barometric changes, which would reduce the amount the diaphragm could travel, resulting in reduced audio output. They fixed it by installing a valve that would equalize pressure. Now that problem occurred in a device designed to be waterproof. Just imagine the problems this would cause with typical gadgets.

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    1. Re:Good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could imagine it working this way (another way of saying I'm not an expert and basicaly talking out of my ass)... if the coating leaves a superhydrophobic surface behind (basically micron sized hydrophobic bumps, which may be doable in a coating) then water won't wet the surface and probably won't be able to penetrate coated holes below some nominal diameter. As long as the holes and joins are sufficiently tight (probably ~0.5mm), this could actually work as a splash protection (different from protection when actually submerged). Of course as soon as the little bumps get worn off, the effect is gone. However, the gaps we're talking about are the last bits to wear off and only the gap needs to stay superhydrophobic to work. Battery compartments would be hard though. You could wear all the bumps off the top surface of the keys and such and it will still work. Of course any water vapor that condenses inside has to get back out as a gas now, but if that's happening you're in trouble anyhow.

      -sk

    2. Re:Good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite clear this is new technology, and besides the incompetence and inability of your amateur radio manufacturer to develop a waterproof device in no way impacts the validity of this product.

      That's about as valid as me saying a generic electric motor couldn't possibly be used to make a moped, because after all, my Moped had a million problems and it was "Designed" to use an electric motor.

      Propeller planes will never work, after all look at the problems we have getting Model T's to be reliable.

      Looks to me like a hydrophilic substance of some kind that repels water.

    3. Re:Good one by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My watch has a battery compartment and my watch is completely water resistant. I would imagine all they'd need to do is have rubber seals on each openable compartment on the unit such as battery compartments or power or data jacks, and which, as long as the compartments are closed when the device is submerged, all would be just fine and dandy.

    4. Re:Good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The product is NOT a spray. Its applied in a vacuum and coats every surface of the device inside and out. It coats every circuit and transistor and still allows water to flow through the device.

      As far as it wearing off the keys and such, that doesn't really matter so much as the keys are not what is going to short, but rather the electronics inside the device which never get touched. Plug and such are the same way, the surface of the inner ring would get worn off, but it doesn't really matter as all the electronics beyond that particular surface are protected. The point of the contact itself does not need coated, if that makes any sense.

    5. Re:Good one by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Accidentally posted that anonymously, anyhow I am surprised by the lack of research by you people before posting such clueless remarks.

    6. Re:Good one by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      So, if it seals the device, how does it know what openings have to be there?

      I don't think this is what they're proposing, but you could plug "dummy plugs" into all the openings, then apply the coating, cut around the base of the plugs, and remove them. You'd have a little bit of leakage where you cut (you've peeled a little bit away), but you'd be more waterproof than before.

      There's an interesting world of spray-on and even roll-on coatings out there, especially if you have access to a paint booth or a strong sprayer system. When you buy electronics that are covered with peel-off blue plastic, guess what? That's a coating. Ditto for new glass windows, cars, etc.

      I once had cats that couldn't deal with plastic litterbox liners, but I was tired of scrubbing the litterbox clean. So I got some Stripaway 5140 coating from General Chem, and I'd roll it onto the litter box. Once every few weeks, I'd peel off the coating, mess and all, toss it in the trash, and apply a new coat. It wasn't a perfect system, and (between multiple coats, and drying with fans, and taping off the litterbox's locking tabs) was probably more work than just sitting down and cleaning it - but it sure felt all industrial-like.

    7. Re:Good one by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      So then maybe you could explain how it avoids shorts if the contacts aren't protected?

    8. Re:Good one by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Obviously it wouldn't. Though they do not give any specific details as to the application of the product they do say that it is applied in a vacuum which would leads me to believe that is starts in a gaseous state and is pumped into the vacuum to replace the air and coats any surface that would normally be touched by air. Logically one would assume that if any surface touched by air was coated it would be water tight.

      Obviously something like a button or a screen on cell phone would not make a difference having the coating rubbed off because the plastic of the button is inherently water tight. The only area in which I could envision them having problems (just as you have) is on the electrical contacts. Such as where the battery leads as so forth, as well as the ear phone jacks where the coating would wear off eventually. Not to mention the fact the stuff has to be none conductive in the first place so how are the leads/jacks working at all? Unless the coating literally seals around where the contact was made, which seems like it would eventually wear down enough to lose that seal.

      Anyhow, they have not released any details on the process so your guess is as good as mine. go look at their website for yourself, there are videos of working examples of the coating.

    9. Re:Good one by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I just don't see how this can work. It has to do one of two things. It either keeps water out, meaning that it covers and seals every opening that leads into the device, or it somehow coats every surface of the device, inside and out, including all circuit boards and components.

      It works, because it doesn't do what TFA says it does. It does not make gadgets "waterproof". If you follow the links to the manufacturer's web site, you'll find that the stuff only makes the gadget "splash resistant". Of course, in the idiot blogosphere, that distinction quickly got lost.

      People need to double check before they respond to — or pass on — "facts" as they're presented in the usual breathless, ill-informed fashion on most blogs.

  21. Conformal coating?!?!? by jsimon12 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sounds like a conformal coating which is nothing new, you can buy a can of the spray on type at your local electronics store for a few bucks.

  22. Underwater telephony by dj245 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is very true. My current phone is waterproof/dustproof/drop proof, but that doesn't mean you can make calls underwater. I tried making a bluetooth call with the phone in a glass of water, but even a small amount of water kills the signal completely.

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    1. Re:Underwater telephony by Solandri · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Let me try that again.

      Most people don't realize, a Faraday cage doesn't need to be made of metal, it only needs to be made of a conducting material. Water (especially salt water) is a pretty good conductor. The only RF which can pass transparently through water has wavelengths thousands of km long. So instead most underwater communication is done via cables or acoustically.

    2. Re:Underwater telephony by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      That depends on how much water you want to go through. Submarines routinely receive radio signals in a variety of bands with their antenna submerged anywhere from a few inches to a few fathoms.

    3. Re:Underwater telephony by blank+axolotl · · Score: 1

      water is quite opaque to light except for a narrow range of frequecies around the visual spectrum, where there is a sharp dip in the absorbtion spectrum. Look at the graph here:

      http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/Hbase/chemical/watabs.html

      It's interesting that our eyes evolved to see light in just this narrow range where water is transparent.

    4. Re:Underwater telephony by hotfireball · · Score: 1

      My current phone is waterproof/dustproof/drop proof, but that doesn't mean you can make calls underwater. I tried making a bluetooth call with the phone in a glass of water, but even a small amount of water kills the signal completely.

      Oh, I am wondering when someone will invent the spray that does makes all the devices idiot proof...

    5. Re:Underwater telephony by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I tried making a bluetooth call with the phone in a glass of water

      God, I love slashdot sometimes.

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    6. Re:Underwater telephony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've LOST me!

  23. M3h... by Zantac69 · · Score: 1

    Its a gold plated solution that will do little for Joe/Jane Average. I am not dropping $1k (unless they are Zimbabwean dollars) on my cell phone just to make it waterproof. The only way this thing could make it waterproof is if the clear coating protected the circuit boards and the connectors or seal the openings so no water can get in. Of course they said that water can run in/out...so...it must seal the circuit board itself. Again...m3h...

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  24. Batteries by loafula · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How would you change out the battery in a protected product? The material obviously doesn't conduct electricity. Do they coat over the battery compartment, thus sealing your battery inside? You'd be forced to break the seal every time you swap batteries, or perform a reset on smartphones with the reset button beneath the compartment lid.

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    1. Re:Batteries by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Odd thing it wasn't invented by Steve Jobs himself, if you ask me.

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    2. Re:Batteries by Caetel · · Score: 1

      That's why you need an iPhone! You don't need to worry about antiquated ideas like 'changing batteries'.

  25. This is good by acomj · · Score: 1

    I've had two device fail because of liquid.. A 2 megapixel (as was the style at the the time) camera fell into a lake for about 3 seconds... pulled the batteries let it dry for a week. DOA.

    A flash that somehow got beer into it.. POP, whoops..

    A little weatherproofing would have helped. 1000$ is a bit steep though.

  26. I was just researching this same thing. by John+Sokol · · Score: 4, Informative

    Like a month ago we had to make something IP54 Compliant This is part of the IEC 60529 Standard
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_Code

    So even though I am the Linux Software GUY, I started to investigate water repellent coatings.

    I think they are just using a hydrophobic coating.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrophobic

    Hardly worth $1000 a bottle.

    Similar to Scotchgard, Rain-X, Aquapel, Jigaloo, RainClear and Magic Sand.

    These use Organosilanes like Trimethylsilanol (TMS) (CH3)3SiOH, or perfluorooctanesulfonates (PFOS) C8HF17O3S.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PFOS
    Look at the fluorene chains on this one,
    fluorocarbons are the basis for things like Teflon and Fluorinert that don't react with anything and so in Teflon's case make good non-stick surfaces.

    Unfortunately Scotchgard has been "reformulated" to make is "safer" PFOS never breaks down, good for electronics, bad for people and the environment. the new Formula (Perfluorobutane sulfonate PFBS ) is designed to break down after a month, so you'd have to keep reapplying.

    If you want to research this further see Patents, 3574791, 6676733, and 6994890

    Also get on youtube and look up magic sand, some cool videos there.

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    1. Re:I was just researching this same thing. by vimm · · Score: 0

      Look at the fluorene chains on this one, ...

      Dems some mighty-fine flourene chains, yessiree..

    2. Re:I was just researching this same thing. by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately Scotchgard has been "reformulated" to make is "safer" PFOS never breaks down, good for electronics, bad for people and the environment. the new Formula (Perfluorobutane sulfonate PFBS ) is designed to break down after a month, so you'd have to keep reapplying.

      s/Unfortunately/Fortunately

      Really, now. Long view. Which would you rather be stuck with: scrubbing your skillet, or accumulation of inert toxins in animal tissue?

  27. OT - your sig by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderation is always retroactive. But I clicked your link, looked at the comments marked "troll", and I hate to break it to you, son, but all the comments marked "troll" are, indeed, trolls. Look up "internet troll" on wikipedia and you'll see that a "troll" is an offtopic comment designed to generate an emotional response.

    An example of one of your trolls is a link to a wikipedia article about an album with a disparaging word about a particular race as its name, and your comment was "what does the the slashdot community think about this?" It had nothing to do with the article, summary, or comment it responded to. I am not a member of the race you seem to hate, but that doesn't make what you did any less a troll.

    The comment I'm responding to isn't a troll and it won't be modded "troll". But all the comments I looked at in your comment history that were marked "troll" were indeed trolls, and if I'm asked to metamoderate the moderations (I usually metamoderate at least daily) I will mod the mods as "fair". I don't think anyone who modded your comments has anything to fear from other metamoderators, either.

    If you want to troll, show some balls and do your trolling in meatspace.

    You really should change your sig and stop trolling. Stop trolling and you'll mostly stop being modded "troll" (even though everybody gets downmodded from time to time). Mods, I'm checking "no karma bonus" but please feel free to mod this down farther (offtopic) if you wish.

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    1. Re:OT - your sig by seandiggity · · Score: 0, Troll

      But I clicked your link, looked at the comments marked "troll", and I hate to break it to you, son, but all the comments marked "troll" are, indeed, trolls. Look up "internet troll" on wikipedia and you'll see that a "troll" is an offtopic comment designed to generate an emotional response.

      Well, pops, I changed my sig as requested. However, I don't think you are being fair to the bulk of my comments.
      This is a troll/OT? (long excerpt from a George Carlin interview that sheds light on his comedic outlook)
      This is a troll/OT? (commentary on the article with bits of my personal experience and a link to a relevant book)
      This is a troll/OT? (my personal experience with Charter as a 5-year customer)

      There are more, but those examples are sufficient. I agree that some of the comments in my history fit the definition you state. However, /. is FULL of these comments which are consistently modded up as funny. And many of my comments were, in fact, modded up as funny or insightful before they were retroactively (i.e. many days later) modded down by someone (*poof* down to 0, Troll). Why would anyone even go back and do this, when the /. community apparently thought my comments were okay at the time?

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    2. Re:OT - your sig by seandiggity · · Score: 0, Troll

      An example of one of your trolls is a link to a wikipedia article about an album with a disparaging word about a particular race as its name, and your comment was "what does the the slashdot community think about this?" It had nothing to do with the article, summary, or comment it responded to. I am not a member of the race you seem to hate, but that doesn't make what you did any less a troll.

      ...and, btw, the joke was that the article was about Network Attached Storage (NAS) and I linked to an article on the new Nas album that was shipping at the time. NOTHING to do with racism on my part. Period.

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    3. Re:OT - your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there were a karma nullifier for self-righteous windbaggery, I'd give it to you. Tool.

    4. Re:OT - your sig by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I just clicked the first of the links in the above comment, and no, it isn't a troll. If I get that comment metamoderating, I will mark the "troll" mod as unfair and somebody will lose karma AND most likely not get mod points again.

      Like I said, evrybody gets unfair moderations. I get modded "troll" and "flamebait" too, but I still have excellent karma (which is why they let me metamoderate). That's what metamoderation is for. But if you want good karma, know that pissing people off deliberately is not the way to do it. Getting stories posted and +5 comments (except funny; funny doesn't count) is the way to do it.

      Your new sig as a good one. I hope I've helped. HAND.

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    5. Re:OT - your sig by seandiggity · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thanks.

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    6. Re:OT - your sig by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      But you CAN see why it was modded "troll?" If not, I don't see what you can do. If it was a joke it was a poor one. Out of all the Wikipedia articles on NAS you chose the single one that would serve to garner you a "troll" mod. In fact, there are several that would not only have been a bad pun, but would have actually gotten you a +5 funny mod (New American Standard Bible, Norwich Anarchist Students, National Autistic Society, or my favorite, the Non Access Stratum. The last would have been funny AND ironic AND on topic AND deliciously geeky.

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    7. Re:OT - your sig by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      There is - it's "overrated". If you have mod points feel free to use them. I was merely trying to help the poor guy.

      NKB checked; I'm modding myself down.

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    8. Re:OT - your sig by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      The reason you've got good karma is your excessive karma whoring. You're a troll.

  28. great, just great. by nimbius · · Score: 1

    ive spent my entire professional career trying to teach PHB's NOT to dip sensitive electronics in liquids, and now these shit-whistles are telling them its okay? the litmus test for product functionality (read: "i gotta get me some of that") at this point is simple: a member of marketing coating a hair-dryer in "golden shellback" and jumping into a jacuzzi.

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  29. A fool and his money by arth1 · · Score: 1

    from what I read in the summary, why the christ would I spend $1000 to protect my $250 iPod?

    Dude, you've already bought an iPhone, and you wonder how people are willing to blow money?

    1. Re:A fool and his money by loafula · · Score: 1

      from what I read in the summary, why the christ would I spend $1000 to protect my $250 iPod?

      Dude, you've already bought an iPhone, and you wonder how people are willing to blow money?

      I don't see "iPhone" anywhere in my original post.

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  30. Prediciton by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, now that we've all a bunch of posts about how it can't work, my prediction is that as soon as they get a patent, we'll have at least as many posts (many from the same people) about how the patent is bad because it is obvious.

  31. Water Heater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. Put this on a computer
    2. Drop your computer in a bucket
    3. Fill the bucket with water
    4. Enjoy the worlds most retarded water cooled system.

    Optional 5. Enjoy never having to pay a bill for a water heater again.

    Just put a spigot on the bucket and hang it above your bath tub = Free hot showers.

    Just wait for the water to boil= Tea anyone?

    Just put it in a sauna = Free Steam Baths.

    The possibilities are ENDLESS.

  32. its not a spray! by sanadmin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    9. What aspects confuse people most about this process: a. People get confused and think this is a spray. It is not, the coating needs to be applied in a piece of equipment. b. People seem to wonder a lot about the contacts and how they are sealed. The contacts are not, the surfaces are sealed. So, water can run in and out.

  33. $1000? by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is that per barrel? I can't imagine how any chemical sealant can cost that much, or who would be willing to buy it at that price.

    1. Re:$1000? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      No. The $1000 price was a moronic statement. The company quotes a price of $50-$70 to treat a cellphone sized object, but it must be done in a vacuum. I am betting that the $1000 price was some combination of X pints plus the cost to apply.

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    2. Re:$1000? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      It's not a spray, it's a vapor-deposition process and they don't say but I'd bet it is some kind of fluorinated chains like teflon or somesuch. It is likely that the labor and installation tools are 99% of the cost. It'd be a lot cheaper to just dip your electronics in soft wax, but what do I know.

      -b

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  34. You're not that smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blah blah blah
    "The only way I can think to do this is X, and since they are not doing X this can't possibly work"... because of course, every Slashdot reader is the ultimate expert on a topic and the entire scientific community couldn't possibly develop a chemical or technology that you have not first conceived of.

    RTFA people.

  35. Is too a spray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A $1000 spray is indeed a spray, no matter what is being sold. If I were drinking something, and somebody asked me to pay them $1000 for waterproofing there would certainly be a "$1000 spray", and the other person would probably wish they were wearing waterproof/beerproof/etc clothing.

  36. If you really want to make something water proof by sponglish · · Score: 1

    Fill it up with distilled water--it's an excellent insulator.

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  37. Snake oil by Ollabelle · · Score: 1
    Of course, when the damn thing leaks water after all, I'm sure the vendor will claim:

    "That's not water damage, the WIND drove the water into your device, and if you read the guarantee very carefully, you'll see that wind damage is excluded from coverage."

    This thing has snake-oil written all over it.

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  38. Finally an antipersperant that works. by Cur8or · · Score: 0

    This product could keep me and my gadgets confident all year round. Just be careful where you apply it. You wouldn't want to create some kind of obstruction. Then you would have to have someone tear you a new one. Speaking of, here comes my boss.

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  39. Most people seem confused. by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    And who can blame them? I mean, /. posting stories from the Local6, where headlines are about as misleading as "Boy Eating Bear." I read about this last week, maybe two weeks ago, on Hack-A-Day I believe, hell maybe even here on /. (possible dupe-age), either way, why the Local6?

    As pointed out by numerous posters, the FAQ clearly states that this is not a spray, but rather a procedure of sorts. Engadget has a slightly better writeup of the technology here. From Engadget:
    "...the process involves applying the coating to your precious toys inside a vacuum, after which they're basically impervious to all liquids -- in one test, a coated device spent over 450 hours powered on and functional underwater"

  40. I wonder... by rossdee · · Score: 1

    how well the DVD drive in my laptop will function underwater?

    1. Re:I wonder... by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Underwater" doesn't have a region code yet. You'd be in a creek without a paddle.

    2. Re:I wonder... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Its true I don't have a paddle, but there is > 10,000 lakes in this state, and we are close to the midpoint of the North American continent (I think that would qualify as region 1 )

    3. Re:I wonder... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You'd be in a creek without a paddle.

      I don't know about that. A laptop could work as a crude paddle if needed, though it would be better suited as a rudder.

  41. Notebook computers? by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine a waterproofing spray being a good thing for anything with cooling fans.

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    1. Re:Notebook computers? by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Its not a spray. Did you even bother reading the other posts, or even the FAQ from the product site itself? Anyhow, I dont think the intention is for the fans to be working under water in any case, though the fans themselves should technically still working after being coated, as long as the bearing reservoirs are sealed and what not.

    2. Re:Notebook computers? by Ollabelle · · Score: 1
      You've put your finger on what's bothering me with this whole product.... I believe that anything more complex than a brick will have a devil of a time being 100% perfectly coated with what I would imagine is a clear coating. Seams, motors, electrical connectors and sockets, hinges, you name it would all have to be wonderfully coated to be protected....

      And as a result, it would be almost impossible to state with certainty that it is in fact protected. So what's the point of spending $1,000, to achieve the state of being "almost waterproof"?

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    3. Re:Notebook computers? by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Well first off, I think some journalist was just spouting off at the mouth regarding the price. When I first heard of the coating it was stated to be around $75-100 for a small device, and going up from there. Which is well worth it in my opinion.

      Anyhow, I don't think the intention is to protect things with moving parts. Only the sensitive electronic equipment. The devices they use in their examples (some of which they actually have legit video of) are hand held radios, cell phones (blackberry & iphone), laptops, and a couple other random things without moving parts.

      Were they to coat something like a laptop I would imagine they would at least remove the fans first so as to not "clog" the bearings. However they don't clarify this particular point on their site yet.

  42. Isn't waterproof and submergible different by joeflies · · Score: 1

    I see lots of comments ask if you can take your electronics underwater, but isn't there a difference between waterproof and submergible?

    For example, a waterproof jacket doesn't mean both sides of the jacket won't get wet when underwater. And a waterproof watch doesn't necessarily mean you can go diving with it - it just means if you wear it in the rain, it won't malfunction.

    1. Re:Isn't waterproof and submergible different by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      And a waterproof watch doesn't necessarily mean you can go diving with it - it just means if you wear it in the rain, it won't malfunction.

      Actually, the sort of watch you're thinking of is merely "water resistant". If it was actually a waterproof watch, you could.

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    2. Re:Isn't waterproof and submergible different by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      If you clicked through to the website, they showed an Iphone operating underwater. They claimed it worked for hours till electrolysis destroyed the leads between the battery and the rest of the Iphone, so they had to replace the leads. Then it worked again.

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  43. Won't compress - so should be ok by spineboy · · Score: 1

    I don't think the spray seals it like a cannister, but it's more like a silicone covering that goes over all the circuits, boards, etc. So water should leak in, behind the speaker, etc.

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  44. Insurance would be cheaper by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who would use this 'spray' on their iphone/ipod/whatever? At $1000, it costs 2 or 3 times the price of most consumer electronics. You could, probably, buy some sort of accidental damage insurance much cheaper than this spray costs, and just get the device replaced if it's damaged by water. Heck, put the $1000 into a fairly safe/conservative investment fund, and get interest on it.

  45. Wonderful! by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Will it cure my asthma too? I think I'll save my money and just buy a can of Turtle Wax

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  46. Not Waterproof/Splash Proof by Conception · · Score: 1

    The creators have said, citation not handy, that this isn't for waterproofing, but for splash proofing. So, when you drop some coffee on your $300 cell phone, it doesn't die. The movies of them dropping it in water are just demonstrations and not expectations of actual use. Contacts like for headphones and chargers and what not are still open to the water.

  47. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, if it is to be used for anything small that isn't an ipod (MP3 Player in general), I have heard that sandwich baggies work really well. They are also cheaper than a grand. For the people with Ipods, i1010 works good for me.

  48. Waterproof doesn't guarantee function by Moof123 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it indeed ist just a 1 mil thick water resistant conformal coat, then that far from guarantees electronics will still function.

    A lot of electronics widgets at high operating frequencies (think cell phone RF stages) may not directly be damaged by the water, but the prescence of the water will disrupt their operation by bogging down high speed signals with the high dielectric constant of water (about 80), which is also usually VERY lossy. So expect digital things to go on the fritz till the water fully drains out, and RF stuff to be euqally fouled up with low or no output power until the water drains out fully.

    Over temp and time conformal coats are are real double edged sword. SMT components (99% of the stuff in most of todays consumer electronics) can be damaged in thermal cycling as a result of confomral coating that wicks under their body and expands/contracts much faster than the cermaic bodies of the parts. I've suffered the wrath of multiple different conformal coatings in mil/aerospace and concluded that usually it creates about as much mahem as it prevents. YMMV.

    1. Re:Waterproof doesn't guarantee function by Ollabelle · · Score: 1

      I also wonder about any impurities that are suspended in the water and what those might do once the water leaves/evaporates....

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    2. Re:Waterproof doesn't guarantee function by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were talking about just internal clocks and stuff, but I'd say the reason that your RF devices don't function under water is that RF cannot propogate through water until you get into the ELF range.

      Maybe I misunderstood your post...

      -b

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    3. Re:Waterproof doesn't guarantee function by Agripa · · Score: 1

      He is saying that water in proximity to the conductors has a significantly different dielectric constant then air which changes the capacitance per unit length and impedance of all of the transmission lines and wiring. That by itself will cause RF circuits to fail since they will now be operating outside of their design range. Even if the capacitance and impedance changes do not cause failure, water is unusually lossy as a dielectric and this will raise the dissipation and lower the Q of everything affected. High frequency digital signals will also suffer from these problems.

  49. A new way to water cool your computer? by Bruiser80 · · Score: 1

    No more bulky tubes! Simply submerse your mobo into the tub and overclock away!

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  50. water resistant maybe by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    waterproof? I don't think so.

  51. screw the gadgets.. safe sex now easier than ever! by roadhog95 · · Score: 0, Troll

    You just KNOW some happy, Leisure Suit Larry mother fucker will buy a months supply of this shit, spray it on his dick and go to town:

    LSLMFer: Hey ladies, im sexy non-stick and disease free!
    Ladies: OOoh! He wont stain our carpet either! I want one!

    -crim

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  52. flim-flam-film by inertia187 · · Score: 0

    Oh well, too bad it's fake (a.k.a. flim-flam). Actually, that's not water. The devices are being exposed to a solution of chloral-floral-carbons or something similar. Notice they never demonstrate the phone in a pool or ocean, just a bin of clear liquid we are to assume is H2O that is really CFC."

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    1. Re:flim-flam-film by Ollabelle · · Score: 1, Informative

      Isn't pure water also an insulator? Wouldn't that work as well?

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    2. Re:flim-flam-film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until dust dissolves or the metals corrode in it.

    3. Re:flim-flam-film by randyest · · Score: 1

      No.

      Even ultra pure water has a conductivity of 0.054 uS/cm at 25 degrees C (alternately, it has a resistivity of 18.3 MOhm.) But, to be fair, pretty much nothing is a true insulator -- at high enough voltage, just about anything will conduct electricity.

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    4. Re:flim-flam-film by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      A circuitboard encased in a capsule of wax fares pretty well under water. Works as a heat-sink, as well.

      -b

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  53. DIY version by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've tried this and it works reasonably well. It's not really a spray, more of a protective barrier. But cheap and reliable: http://www.fetpak.com/whstore/main.pl/slist?5

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  54. Water is NOT a conductor by Poingggg · · Score: 1

    In fact, pure water is a pretty good isolator. What is conductive in water are the ions dissolved in it (that's what makes salt water a good conductor). But you could put your computer in a bath filled with pure water and it would do fine, as long as you take care to keep the water pure. (Not counting effects of mechanical resistance of water on fans etc.).

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    1. Re:Water is NOT a conductor by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      But you could put your computer in a bath filled with pure water and it would do fine, as long as you take care to keep the water pure.

      A bath filled with pure water, after putting a computer in, is by definition no longer filled with pure water. :p

      I'm being pedantic, yes, but do keep in mind that there's probably something soluble either on or in the computer. Sweat is salty...

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    2. Re:Water is NOT a conductor by Poingggg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better take care it's a non-soluble computer then! :-)

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    3. Re:Water is NOT a conductor by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Sure, but is the glue in one of the stickers or the leftover resin from the solder going to be just soluble enough to carry a few microamps and burn out a key component? Hard to say... water is the universal solvent, after all. No, it doesn't dissolve everything, but it comes darn close.

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    4. Re:Water is NOT a conductor by Poingggg · · Score: 1

      Maybe, that is why I stated to take care the water stays pure. And of course, you should not take everything literally. However, a computer with no water-soluble parts could be submerged in pure water and keep working as long as you keep the water pure and (for those of you who want to start about boiling the water at a pressure of one million atmosphere or such things) at a reasonable temperature and maybe other details I can't think of right now.
      Sheesh, do I have to specify everything?

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    5. Re:Water is NOT a conductor by Maxmin · · Score: 1

      Microwaves heat water, remember, so a waterproof phone isn't going to emit much of a signal in a tub fulla water. As one who relies on long wifi links in a region with humid summers, the effect is dramatic - and we're only talking about water in air, much lower density than a container full of water.

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    6. Re:Water is NOT a conductor by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that I want to know what you do with your computer to get it all sweaty...

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  55. Finally! by discojohnson · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it ships with a 22oz bottle of snake oil.

  56. Re: Awesome by bugeaterr · · Score: 1

    Not that anyone will be able use your device ... since it will be encased in Carbonite!

    mua-hahahahahaaaa!

  57. And when someone asks you if you're a god by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    You say "Yes!"

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  58. I don't think what they're selling comes in a can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It sounds like it's a PROCESS whereby they do something that sounds like conformal coating on all the parts of your device, this sounds like it would require disassembling and reassembling your device, and possibly some amount of engineering on a per-device-type basis to make sure it still works afterwards. If it works it sounds like something that you would legitimately charge someone $1K for. Does it work, and what exactly is meant by "work"? No idea :P

  59. Almost certainly Parylene-C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dollars to donuts they're using Parylene-C to waterproof things. Fits the bill: it's thin (microns), vacuum-deposited, and coats surfaces regardless of aspect or exposure. I'm betting the bulk of the $1000 they are charging for this process is due not to the materials but prep work. You have to carefully seal off contacts usually, by hand, before coating.

  60. Mysterious manufacturing... by dapho · · Score: 1

    *RING RING*

    Hello? Who is this?


    Hbelpmeimstuckinanoceanfactoryblgblgb
    *CLICK*

  61. RTFA? by TheSambassador · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    "Not only is it still working, but we are still getting audio from the iPod Touch in the connected speakers," the woman said. "You really don't see much of a coating or feel much of a coating."

    Also:

    A reporter tossed a Blackberry in a tub of water and it continued to play.

    Seems like it works to me based on the article..

  62. Too Late by CynicalTyler · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a movie about this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326856/ Oh wait, that spray was marketed to reduce the amount of bullshit in the world...

  63. $1000??? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    I can get a ziploc for much less than that.

  64. Been around a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most likely a vapor deposited film.
    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parylene
    and some history
    http://www.scscoatings.com/parylene_knowledge/history.aspx

  65. Finally! by PPH · · Score: 1

    A way to keep the screen and keyboard protected while surfing for p0rn!

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  66. Seen this demonstrated before by FoolsGold · · Score: 2, Informative

    On Tekzilla:

    http://revision3.com/tekzilla/newtime/

    Can't remember where exactly in the episode, but it's there, and there's some good footage of various pieces of tech all wet and still running.

  67. Re:If you really want to make something water proo by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    It probablly is but electronics is typically covered in all sorts of crap (both from the manufacturing process and picked up during use) so your pure water won't stay pure for long.

    Also if the device is immersed in impure water then your pure water will gradually mix with the impure stuff.

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  68. I Know Its A Typo, But... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    A creator of the technology said it could be used for emergency first-responders, bio-medical devices and historic preservation.

    I guess that Emergency First-Responders could use "spray on" waterproofing. But the image of the person trying to remove the coating...

  69. WD-40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The subject says it all. BFD!

  70. for $1000... by dannannan · · Score: 1

    For $1000, I could buy 7 of those "world's cheapest laptops". With the leftover money...

    Laptop #1. Diet coke/mentos/laptop explosion. $2.39 from amazonfresh.com.

    Laptop #2. Death by latte. $3.39 at Starbucks.

    Laptop #3. Sent to the bottom of Tacoma Narrows. $4.00 bridge toll.

    Laptop #4. Dowsed in sulfuric acid. Post a warning sign too! $13.76.

    Laptop #5. Crushed in the depths of Lake Chelan. $39.00 Lady of the Lake fare.

    Laptop #6. Left outside overnight in Seattle. FREE.

    Laptop #7. "Waterproof" without any stinking $1000 spray.

  71. You idiot - a soup peripheral would be AWESOME! by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    If you'd have left it that way and just kept hitting "Software Update", eventually some over-worked, distracted Apple wunderkind would have written a driver for it. Then we'd *all* have soup headphones!

  72. The technology already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about putting w/e device it is you want to protect in a $0.01 plastic bag instead?

  73. Do that in a pool!!!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Any scuba place will offer a re-certification test for not very much money that includes a dive in a pool and all the skills. It's way, way safer to try the trickier things in a pool rather than open water where things can go bad quickly.

    The breathing thing is I think one of the more unpleasant skills you have to demonstrate out of all of them, and you really need someone keeping a careful eye on you when you try. Not to mention then you'd have the full range of hand signals and diving knowledge you REALLY need to be a safe diver.

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  74. Battery anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I don't get how this works... If it makes whatever gadget water-proof, how would you change the battery or charge it? If water molecules can't get through the layer of spray, won't it also pose some resistance to electricity? Or if you spray your whole phone, how do you take out the battery? You'd probably have to spray it again after... How does it work?

  75. Cybersexors are rejoicing by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    No more soaked keyboards.

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  76. Old hat. by taffeylewis · · Score: 1

    I remember a guy, on Tomorrows World in the U.K. during the 80's, spraying an electric drill with something he'd invented and then dunking it in a fish tank full of water. He then pulled the trigger while still holding it and it worked fine. Lots of bubbles but no death involved.

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