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  1. oOooo Scary! on Is China Creating the World's Largest Botnet Army? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well if they are it's certainly more threatening than a bunch of terracotta warriors.
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  2. Ah! on SATA 3.0 Release Paves the Way To 6Gb/sec Devices · · Score: 1

    My bank account will be delighted that there's a reason for me to hold off buying a new system.

    ..that is until it see's me buying overpriced bleeding edge buggy gear again.

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    -- VCI

  3. in other movies.. on Pwn2Own 2009 Winner Charlie Miller Interviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule
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    about robot overlords is
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    we don't talk about robot overlords
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    !!!
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    http://vancouvercondo.info

  4. Re:Google collecting data?! on EPIC Urges FTC To Investigate Google Services · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really?! Does that mean I have to remove all my mail from GMail?!

    Yes, from here on out it is recommended that you channel all of your personal correspondence through facebook. They'll keep it safe for ever and ever, or at least until the robot uprising.

    Once the robot uprising starts it is recommended you limit your personal correspondence to smoke signals generate by burning piles of plastic bags.

    Just be careful, the robots can smell fear.

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    vancouvercondo.info

  5. Re:Population Density on Last HOPE Tracking Meta-Data Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well yeah, she had an awesome laptop!

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  6. only 8000 movies on $100 Roku Netflix Player Targets Apple TV · · Score: 1

    The 'small selection' available from netflix is around 8000 movies, how many are available through itunes? They were set to have over 1000 available by the end of february, have they surpassed 8000 titles available yet?

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  7. Hmmm. on A Walk Through the Hard Drive Recovery Process · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The cost for recovering data from a drive with severe media damage, like mine, is about $1900. An average single drive data recovery costs about $1500.


    Wouldn't backing your data up be cheaper?

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  8. I think they've already got a solution worked out. on Microsoft Submits Windows 7 for Antitrust Review · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem with saying hardware is 'vista capable' is that its not entirely clear what they mean. I have it on good authority that a room-full of MS lawyers have come up with a new term for selling hardware that the newest version of Windows may or may not run on:

    "Supports windows 7" means that if you put the software box on top of the hardware, the hardware will not physically crumble to the ground.

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  9. ..just wait till we hit a million percent! on Business Open Source Use Up 26% in One Year · · Score: 1

    (since packages may be released under two or more licenses, percentages total to more than 100%)

    Ah! Statistics!

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    http://vancouvercondo.info
  10. This is why we NEED the ID program on Leaked Government Doc Reveals UK ID "Coercion" Plans · · Score: 4, Funny

    You See! This is exactly why we need a comprehensive government ID system. Then we'd KNOW who wrote that report. I can't wait until we can all just sit around tracking each other, then we'll finally all be happy and safe!

    http://vancouvercondo.info

  11. Re:What you have really been waiting for. on iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote · · Score: 1

    The Multi-touch screen is very cool! It looks like it has the potential to be a pocket version of this research project. There's also the lemur multi touch screen. I wonder if apple bought out these patents or if the screen is not included in the list of "200 patents" for the iPhone?

    It's no Newton... but what's coming next?

    I'm not sure how much you'd want to add to it. Its got excellent form factor and at least in perfect-demo-land looks very easy to use.

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  12. Re:What you have really been waiting for. on iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, but can they beat over 200 patents for advances like a touch screen?

    It may be the coolest gadget around, but its no Newton!

    Ah. Memories. Very heavy Memories..

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  13. New Products! on iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote · · Score: 1

    I'm not a big fan of apple products. With that caveat I'd say the following:

    Apple TV: 720p? meh. I don't think this is going to do too well.

    iPhone: Ok. You've got me. This one looks f***ing AWESOME. I'd worry about that screen getting all scratched up, but I'm reasonably gentle with my gadgetry. Just give me an unlocked one. If these turn out to be half as good as they look then they've got my smartphone beat for sure!

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  14. Re:I can only say... on MSN Music Purchases Not Compatible with Zune · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats ok, I'm smart, I buy my music from itunes so I'll never run into a problem like this..

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    Anyone need a batshit insane realtor?

  15. Not sure it plays for sure? on MSN Music Purchases Not Compatible with Zune · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, it plays for sure on these four devices, but not those. The new thing is better anyways, it surely plays for real for now! Click this button and agree to the hidden contract, don't you love living in the future?

    sure..

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    Anyone need a batshit insane realtor?

  16. Favorite movie.. on Pete Ashdown on his Run at the Hill · · Score: 1
    WN: Your favorite movie is Brazil..


    If I recall correctly there are a lot of pneumatic tubes in that movie used to transport information from one point to another.

    How fitting.

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    http://vancouvercondo.info
  17. Re:How is it Possible to be Elitest AND Stupid? on iPods Come Complete With Windows Virus · · Score: 1
    That's like MacDonald's importing meat infected with Mad Cow Diease, then blaming the FDA for not catching it.


    No, its more like McDonalds importing infected meat and then blaming the consumer that dies from it because they don't have a more robust immune system.

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    Vancouver Housing Sucks
  18. What?!? on (Mis)Tracking Web Traffic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do my eye's decieve me? You used the words 'misleading' and 'advertising' in the same writeup. Surely those words don't belong together!

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    Vancouver housing sucks

  19. I'm not worried. on Comprehensive Projection of World Oil Exports · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not worried about these projections, I create my own oil by living off a strict diet of pizza and cheetos. Sometimes the squeezing is a bit labor intensive, but as soon as I figure out how to make gasoline out of my oily skin I'm on the road to riches!

    http://vancouvercondo.info

  20. Re:Well! I stand corrected. on New Tolkien Story To be Published · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmm.. Maybe there's a reason the story was tossed aside in the first place?

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  21. I can relate.. on Jonathan Ive - Apple's Design Magician · · Score: 4, Funny

    "During an internship with design consultancy Roberts Weaver Group, he created a pen that had a ball and clip mechanism on top, for no purpose other than to give the owner something to fiddle with."

    Sometimes I fiddle with my balls too, does that mean I have the same sort of creative energy?

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    The importance of balls in vancouver realestate

  22. Re:Perception & reality on Helping Other Big Brothers Go High Tech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    However, they do care about how they are are perceived to be acting because negative press can get in the way of other sales, so they might not sell to Chine etc if they think that might hurt selling to a more lucrative market.

    Yes, but even then they only care after there is an uproar about what they are selling and to whom. They don't seem so keen on detecting where they will get negative press, or else it's worth the risk hoping that no one will notice.

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    you give me beer, i give you condo.

  23. exact whereabouts? on Alleged GPL Violation Spurs Accusations, Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the report, though Rabinovitch is dismissing most of the claims leveled against him, he has apparently left his native Israel for Canada and declines to give his exact whereabouts.

    "I've done nothing wrong and if anyone needs me I'll be in my secret underground chess igloo."

    -- You give me beer, I give you condo.

  24. Re:Digital, eh? on Macrovision Wants Old DRM to Work Forever · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everything is hacking now.. It's much easier to make everything against the law than to fiddle with technicalities. Altering, modifying or improving old technology is a threat to the economy. You should be out buying new stuff not using or enjoying the stuff you've already bought. Anything else is communist intellectual elitism!

  25. Re:no on Will Pretty PCs Make Vista More Attractive? · · Score: 1
    Vista will live or die based on the hype and up take of new PCs.


    sure, but part of the hype is the 'ohhh shiny!' factor.