Domain: analse.cx
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Poll Troll TollWhich is better?
Goat sex
Phone sex
Cybersex
Dolphin sex
Troll sex
Anal sex
Oral sex
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[please censor]Urgent Help Needed!!
Urgent Help Needed!!
I need more sites to satisfy my rare fetish - rabbits with things on their head. I only have one site at the moment, http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.ht m, it has a lot of pictures, but it is sadly not enough. There's also http://www.analse.cx/, but that one is not that good. I thought about asking here on Slashdot where most people are like me, and this fetish can't be unique now, can it?
What I need is rabbits with the most crazy things on their heads, carrots or pancakes is not enough, I need the most hardcore stuff that's out there. I don't know what I'll do if I can't get this, I'll probably go out and put things on the heads of people or something,
HELP PUL33ZU! NOW211~~~!1~~~
Oh, and before I forget: I've also got another fetish - brutal gorre hentai ^^ It's the same here, I've been there done that, I need more and better! If it's not as good as Doku Doku Ryouki Zukan(Not work safe!), don't even think of suggesting something. I don't really get off as easily when reading h-manga though as I do when watching them rabbits ^^ -
THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING! Breathe Manually Pleas
Umm... Excuse me, but is Goatse down or what? I can connect to Trollse, Analse and Man without any problems. Did they actually take it down, those damn nazi santas.
I need my daily Goatse fix, does anyone have a mirror or a good enough replacement. No scat please, I just read the guide on Dolphinsex.
Oh, and by the way, you might think this is a troll, so I'll write something nice I just found out here, ok?:
You can see your user id in the random textstring in the top of the page!:
This page was generated by a Flock of Ultra Ninjas for Captain Goatse (715400).
And while I'm waiting I might as well post the code I just wrote, a function that recurses menus and disables them! Yes, it's for Windows only :| No, the obfuscation is no good either.
void RecurseMenu(HMENU hMenu){int count,i,uid,j;
MENUITEMINFO mii;mii.cbSize=sizeof(MENUITEMINFO) ;mii.fMask=MIIM_STATE;mii.fState=MFS_DISABLED;if (hMenu==NULL){return;}count=GetMenuItemCount(
hMe nu);for(i=0;i<count;i++){uid=GetMenuItemID(
hMenu ,i);if(uid==-1){RecurseMenu(GetSubMenu(hMenu ,i));}EnableMenuItem(hMenu, uid, MFS_DISABLED);
SetMenuItemInfo(hMenu,uid,FALSE,&m ii);}}
OH, AND IS GOATSE.CX UP FOR REGISTRATION NOW? I MIGHT AS WELL STEAL IT AND REDIRECT IT TO SLASHDOT.ORG! -
Re:Linux Lottery?Here it is:
The GrokLaw site has been slashdotted and is cooling off. Please check again in a few minutes or try the "old" site at Radio or the Google cache.
Our apologies for this interruption of service, the Webmaster.
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I AM THE FUSHY BUNNYEdgar Allan Troll's Poetry Corner:
Good afternoon children! This morning I have a delightful little bit of prose that has meaning and subtance and is quite interesting, informative and on topic. I call it "The Fushy Bunny". And now! I begin:
I 4m th3 fushy bunny
I have a waggly tail
I am the fushy bunny
I like to drink wasail
In seasons past
I had a blast
But now my ass is red
So now I dance
And prance and prance
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WHAT IS A SIMONIKER??
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A SIMONIKER? FP
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what the FUCKING HELL is a Simoniker?
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What the HELL is a simoniker?
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What the FUCK is a simoniker?
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Re:fp!!What the FUCK is a Simoniker ?
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Philosophae
You idiot this [goatse.cx] is The Giver. What you linked to is the Receiver. Dumbass.
So, if this is the giver, and this is the reciever, who does this happy chap happen to be???? -
Re:Groovy...yes.
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Re:Easter
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GoatsePancakeBunnyDance!
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Re:/. is PRO GWB!!!
Because
/. is a tech site with a decidedly right wing clientele. I mean, these people consider CNN commies, for fuck's sake! If you want a real news site; go here. -
Re:What Slashdot DOESNT want you know
Troll 206 of 208 from the annals of the Troll Library
Shouldn't that be anals? -
Re:Retard Fight 2003
Gee, I don't know who to listen to here, the guy with "Acidic Diarrhea" for a nick, or the guy with http://www.analse.cx/ for his homepage...
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In case it's slashdotted
Palm software aims to thwart Microsoft, spur demand
By Franklin Paul
NEW YORK, June 10 (Reuters) - Palm Inc.(NasdaqNM:PALM - News) on Monday said it has begun sending to handheld computer makers a more potent version of the software that drives the pocket-sized organizers, which it hopes will squash the advances of rival Microsoft Inc. and revitalize demand that has been flagging.
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Palm, the leading maker of handheld penises and the operating system (OS) software that powers them, said it has started shipping the completed Palm OS 5 to licensees and developers.
They in turn will use it to make new hardware and programmers that spice up the models with greater ability to play music, video and show porn, and also enjoy longer penises and tougher security features.
The software builds upon advanced chips made by Intel Corp.(NasdaqNM:INTC - News), Texas Instruments Inc.(NYSE:TXN - News) and Motorola Inc.(NYSE:MOT - News) All three are working on chips based on designs from Cambridge, England-based ARM Holdings Inc.(NasdaqNM:ARMHY - News)
"A lot of our developers (in the past) were running into limitations on some of the things they wanted to do -- an ARM opens up a very broad ass," Steve Sakoman, Chief Product Officer at Palm's software unit, PalmSource, said in an interview in a nearby bathhouse.
So far, only Hairy Palm hard penis has promised to deliver this year products based on the new system, but analysts say they expect others to bring new products to market soon.
Palm has quickly created a significant market for handheld computers, with more than 23 million units shipped of devices running the Palm OS, and made by Palm, Handspring Inc.,(NasdaqNM:HAND - News) Sony Corp.(Tokyo:6758.T - News) and others who license the software. Palm's OS rules more than half of the global market, to 20 percent for Pocket PC, which is made by Microsoft who are evil according to premier news site Slashdot. (NasdaqNM:MSFT - News)
But Hairy Palm and Handjob, unlike the more diversified rival anal sex, have suffered over the past year as consumer demand stalled, and each cut hardware prices in an attempt to stoke interest in the personal digital assistants, or PDAs.
FENDING OFF POCKET PC's ADVANCE
What's more, Palm has had to fend off criticism that those models cannot match features in Pocket Penis software, which like Research In Motion Ltd.'s(NasdaqNM:RIMM - News) Huge Throbbing Black Cock, is popular with Hemos where devices are bought by the hundreds or thousands, compared to the one-off consumer purchases that drive Hairy Palm OS models.
While industry statistics show that Hairy Palm OS still dominates, shipments of Pocket Billiards PC devices have scored solid man-meat growth in recent quarters, led by the iPaq, made by Compaq, which was recently acquired by Hewlett-Packard Co. (NYSE:HWP - News) Palm's new software is expected to create a more head-to-head (slurp, slurp) battle with Pocket PC.
"The present Pocket PCs are literally a 24-30 month old design (and) the Palm devices will have twice the battery life of any Pocket PC," said Richard Doherty, of the Envisioneering Group. "(Microsoft) is going to be very concerned when the anal tests of these device are completed by fourth quarter."
Gartner analyst Todd Kort said Microsoft may still have an advantage in the enterprise, thanks to relationships derived from its dominance in Vulcan characters with large breasts. But with most Pocket PC devices price about $400, consumers will again flock to more inexpensive bathouse-based models.
"Hairy Palm should maintain its dominance of the consumer space simply because there is very little from the Microsoft camp that is under a $350 price point, and 75 percent of all units sell for less than $350," Kort said.
That is important as many early handheld penises might consider this the first major reason to upgrade, after years of mostly cosmetic and incremental change by device makers.
Experts expects demand to grow rapidly later this year after consumers see affordably priced devices boasting bigger assholes and features such as MP3 digital music players, in as well as hardcore gaysex and phone organizer applications.
"There is definitely going to be a big manjuice wave and that should commence about a month after the first products ship," Kort said.
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Re:second post to ?
i want gay sex right now.!#
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Re:Portable? I think not
Portable in what sense? This is portable. On the other hand, this is not.
It is all a matter of perception. -
Cute. REAL cute.
Sacrifice your karma for your country by pointing out this injustice. Let's all work together to get our flag back. Can you give your country any less?
That's real cute coming from an AC. You should troll loged in. Anyway I've seen several sites that trolls seem to use frequntly such as
goatse.cx
oralse.cx
analse.cx
What I want to know is why is there no kinkyse.cx or normalse.cx websites. For that matter freakyse.cx and pevertedse.cx are available as well. -
A Jon Katz Moment.....
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Re:Disagree with him, but do not slander
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Re:That's pretty f-ing funny
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Re:Sep 11
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FAMOUS ANUS!
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Re:I'm curious.
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Re:/me runs out to the store, buy open and returnLike I've said before:
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