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Nothing against Kanye West, but for when it matters, I'll take the gold standard of financial planning, Wu-Tang Financial, with a proven record of superior returns and risk mitigation.

Don't worry, they'll rename it in the future.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/1myllo/stand-up-louis-ck--the-miracle-of-flight

Minecraft: The Unlikely Tale of Markus ‘Notch’ Persson and the Game that Changed Everything. That's a lot of scrubbing. "Soap stains, Mark. How do you remove soap stains?! They're the end game!"

"I'm sorry Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all." "Oh. What's it called now?" "Urectum."

I hate it when I miss the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway.

Okay, we'll make a deal. If you can stop your government trying to apply your broken laws to the rest of the world, I'll stop complaining about the US population not fixing them whilst at the same time bragging about how gun ownership means their government can never get out of control.

Nobody ever solved anything with a run-on sentence.

Anyway... Something tells me that you have about as much control over what your government does, that I do. Yea, I know The US government likes to sell the whole "Democracy OMGWTFBBQ!" angle abroad, but the reality of the US political situation is... well, best summed up by a cartoon, as sad as it sounds.

Basically, we get to choose either: the bought-and-paid-for mouthpiece who pretends to be your buddy while ramming you in the tookus, or the bought-and-paid-for mouthpiece who pretends to be the other guy's buddy... while ramming you in the tookus. Thanks to rampant corruption in election politics, it is nigh impossible for a non-millionaire to successfully run for federal office. And yes, the world suffers for it - so, if you, a citizen of the Earth, want to bitch about the US's fucked-up election process and its influence on your culture, by all means do so; but what we keep in our own borders - i.e., the 'gun debate,' driving laws, domestic drone usage - that's none of your damn business, and we thank you to stay out of it.

As for solutions, I would think you would have far more success getting the US government out of your country's business by imploring your own leaders to stop toeing the line every time Uncle Sam says 'jump,' then complaining to American citizens (who really can't do shit about it). My government wouldn't be able to exert so much control over the citizens of other nations, if the leaders of those nations were not complicit accomplices.

Regardless, you can be assured that you will never see me, a US citizen, attempting to influence the politics of any other nation, and I would appreciate the citizens of other nations affording us the same courtesy.

I loved Futurama's return after being cancelled. They were quite blatant with the insults against Fox.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/mw3sok/futurama-back-in-action
http://theinfosphere.org/Box_Network

No, it isn't. It is... fuck me sideways with a chainsaw... an advertisement company.

Is it the end of the universe ?

The more tried method (That humans have done on animals for several thousand years.) is genetic modificaton through selective breeding

Oblig futurama... death by snu snu! http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/yttx80/futurama-death-by-snu-snu

(Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.)

You forgot the obligatory Futurama reference:

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/a6o404/futurama-smelloscope

Find the shiny!

For example, Clayton Bigsby - the Black White Supremacist

I tune them out so well that I still can't picture where the ads are on facebook.

Me too. I mean, you don't see any of us running off to purchase brand name merchandise at low, low prices.

I remember that. Keep in mind that most people will sign any petition you put in front of them that sounds urgent and seems semi-credible.

It isn't much different than the petition to end women's suffrage.

It was true when they played it. Its still true: http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/udhxf8/futurama-31st-century-internet

Siri: I came here from a faraway planet. A planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer that was really a Manbot. Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world? http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/btnncx/futurama-fembot

A brand-new service makes your friends and employees accountable for their conversations. (2:09)min.
Dave Chapelle's Home Stenographer

The 3D web has extremely limited uses.

Unless you FORCE the entire web to go 3D like in the Futurama age, things just aren't going to work.
Most websites will just throw 2D content up on 3D canvases and call it a day. That is just going to ruin it.

However! This will be extremely useful for those working with Canvas to add 3D. Combined with that, it could be pretty powerful for games and other social applications such as the chatroom style you saw in said episode of Futurama that was essentially just a bar of bits.

On here if anyone missed it.
31st century internet
Note also that Comedy Central are terrible and probably have it region limited. Yep, they do. Die CC, die.

If you are just talking body count "legitimate" governments are responsible for more deaths than any other source.

Oh, certainly. Massive suffering requires massive organization. You know, for the good of the state.

People are talking about how Idiocracy was a documentary but if you watch it again Brazil is.

Thank god Hermes doesn't actually exist. That make it actually efficient enough to catch us all, even those of us that actually did something wrong.

Oh come on, Futurama did it better. (small commercial at beginning of Comedy Central clip)

"I say your 5 cent tiantium tax goes too far." "And I say your 5 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=147821 That's a Futurama quote to those who didn't catch it.

How EXACTLY is that a troll? you see THIS, this right here, is what has been bugging the shit out of me lately with regards to science, the fact that certain ideas or studies are not allowed because they aren't PC or go against dogma. I thought dogma was the place of religion not science?

In science there should be NO theory that is taboo, none. They should be able to come up with a theory, test it, present their findings and either the scientific community runs further studies that finds those results invalid, inconclusive, or if they are correct then studies should be done to find out WHY those results are the way they are.

I always thought this is how we progress folks. if someone does studies that conclude blacks have lower IQ or there are faults in the AGW theory or whatever they should be treated no different than any other scientist presently conclusions. the community should do further studies to prove or disprove their findings and then we go from there. If it were me and it was shown blacks had consistently lower scores in IQ tests I'd personally want to know WHY that is instead of screaming or playing the racism card which gets us nowhere. I'd instead be asking questions like "Is it the diet? environmental causes? Is it the discouragement of education by certain sections of the black community bringing scores down for the whole?".

But instead we just get the race card and PC bullshit like instead of teaching the uneducated how to speak correctly claiming Ebonics is a legitimate language. sadly the last lines in this this song seems to be the way we are going, with everything sacrificed on the alter of PC. Kinda sad if you ask me that questions can't be asked without screams and pulling the race card even in the scientific community at the start of the 21st century.

It's a quote from Futurama "Amazon Women in the Mood" in season 3.

Here is the clip, the exact quote about 40 sec in
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=167541&title=fembot

I must say however I much preferred reading the article you linked to.
Thank you for that!

I can't think of anything funny to say here. The color brown is the color of poo. I guess we are in a world of shit if it turns out to be true.

So, what you're saying is that all we need to find these brown dwarfs is a smelloscope?

Futurama S3 E18. Who needs anything else?

A 2 liter bottle of Shasta and an all Rush mix tape would be good.

Futurama S3 E18.

Who needs anything else?

I want my Lucy Liu-bot!!

Great bit from U.C.B...

Upright Citizen's Brigade - Ass Pennies

I believe that you are looking for this video.

We renamed it!

I bet you love these mirrors:

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=alien-overlord-and-taylor&videoId=156527

Guess we'd better arrest Dave Chappelle, too. Or is saying you're going to urinate on someone not considered sexual by the courts?

Comedy Central than on your so called newspaper/news show/news/broadcast. Suck to be you America...

Actually, the first robot actor ever was Keanu Reeves.

David Duchovney.

This will help:

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=gilbert-gottfried-pt.-1&videoId=179741

They apply the joke to Beck because this is a tactic Beck uses every night. Just keep repeating it, but then say that you're not saying it. Then say it a few more times.

Do you have any proof that Beck didn't rape and kill a girl in 1990? It's a pretty serious accusation. All he has to do is confirm that he didn'tl, right?

Isn't that how it works?

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=e-waste-delivery&videoId=314027

Take a nominal production rate from the Deepwater Horizon experience (as it'll be replaced ASAP), multiply it by 365 and then by 33+. That's a lot of barrels of oil and cubic feet of gas produced locally each year that we don't have to depend on less stable countries for.

All oil is bought and sold on the same world market. To the market, there is no 'Saudi Arabian Oil', or 'Venezuelan oil', or 'Canadian oil'. It all goes into one big pool and the market sets the price. It doesn't matter how much or how little we drill. We will always be buying from less stable countries, because those countries produce 2x times more oil than we do. Even if opened up every square inch of our territory to unfettered drilling, we couldn't keep up with the amount of oil we consume.

If oil consuming countries were crackheads, we would be Tyrone Biggums.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/07/14/new-political-party-uses-flyers-to-drive-traffic/

Like you said - "WE'RE ALL OFFENDED! ALL THE TIME!".

Did Comedy Central censor some other episode cause someone else (everyone else) was offended or had insinuated that something bad will happen to the creators of the show? No.
I think that you are looking for your "whining, gutless, fucking pussies" in all the wrong places. Try here.

Questions and Comments form

This kind of draconian censorship is unacceptable. Go tell Comedy Central why you'll no longer be watching:

http://www.comedycentral.com/help/questionsCC.jhtml

like this?

The more I read about the iPad's failings, the more I'd love to do this to a (free) one...

"We never even turned it on!"

get their information from places like the the Daily Mail

As if most public AGW support comes from learned scholarly study and not the recurring Daily Show with Al Gore... Whatever. Since you've resorted to anecdote I'll mention that in my personal experience I've found warmists to be gullible plebs desperately seeking a way to rationalize the self-loathing they've been trained to suffer from birth.

The 'story' is climate-bait. Clicky clicky boys and girls.

It's a lot easier than stuffing rolls of coins and wads of cash up your rectum. More hygienic too.

That's more of a long-term strategy.

Wanna bet DRM for news and advocacy broadcasts isn't in the offing, rendering criticism with plainly dead-on-target quotes like this illegal?

for those that didn't see Gottfried roast Bob Saget, here's the video link

Gilbert Gottfried roasts Bob Saget

There isn't a real controversy: this one is fabricated, which is the whole point of the parody.

Essentially, Beck is known by one political side in the US for attacking his opponents and challenging them to refute his claims. Sometimes the claims are true, but oftentimes they're not quite true. Even so, they might be true, so he challenges his targets to refute the claims, just for the sake of clearing their name, regardless of the veracity of the claim.

Anyway, if you check the site, it points out the origin of the "raped and murdered a girl in 1990" as being the Bob Saget roast, where Gilbret Gottfried used it as a joke. After that, someone over at Fark used it in reference to Beck. Essentially, it's just taking what he does a step further, but doing it for satirical effect, rather than as a serious accusation against his reputation. It's turning the tables on him with something that's intentionally over-the-top, and then asking him to refute it, just to point out the danger in what he does.

So what do you suggest? www.GlennBeckRanARedLightIn1990.com? The problem is that satire, in order to be effective, needs to be outlandishly extreme yet plausible. Eating babies is wrong and offensive, like the idea of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990.

No, Glenn Beck is worse because he gets people to believe false things do to his orating "style". Making a false statement a question, repeating it several times, then slightly denying it, is extremely dishonest and anyone who makes a living off of doing so deserves to be berated.

Also, a little history lesson for you. The site owner didn't just pull the title out of the air. It was a meme first, and the meme was based off of this clip