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Musician Jailed Over Prank YouTube Video

An anonymous reader writes "Evan Emory, a 21-year-old aspiring musician, edited together video of him singing a G-rated song to a bunch of giggling school kids with video of him singing a song with sexually explicit lyrics, and posted it on YouTube. For this stupid joke, done many times by professional comedians (all NSFW, obviously), and admittedly done without getting permission from the children shown 'hearing' him sing naughty words, he was arrested and could face 20 years in prison as a sex offender. On the pretext of looking for 'souvenirs' of child sexual abuse, his house has been searched by police, and the Muskegon County (Michigan) Prosecutor has insinuated (with no further evidence) that Emory actually wants to have sex with children and claims he 'victimized every single child in that classroom.' Emory insists he had no such intention."

538 comments

  1. Every sperm is sacred by Aggrajag · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Better jail Monty Python as well.

    1. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And God!

      The virgin Mary was only 14 when she was impregnated by God!

      Then look at all those jews. They all become 'adults' at the age of 13.

      Then look at all the oriental girls they all look 13 even though they are 83.

      Don't even get me started on Greek / Roman civilization.

      The only way we can get a hold of this rampant pedophilia in society is to ban, all Christians, Jews and orientals.

      You might say that my comments make absolutely no sense. I would argue they make as much sense as any of the 'arguments' made by the government / media / law enforcement.

    2. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone link the video i want to see it !

    4. Re:Every sperm is sacred by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Every sperm is sacred by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And the producers of Kickass, which paid a child to say "giant cock" and several other lude statements.

    6. Re:Every sperm is sacred by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Heh. That was funny!

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    7. Re:Every sperm is sacred by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2

      Yup, and get Chris Morris while they're at it. Which would be particularly appropriate since he was satirising the very insanity of moral panics like this in the first place.

    8. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder Showzen takes the cake for having kids say highly offensive shit -- racist, sexist, drug-related, sex-related things. I haven't watched the video for this musician, but there's absolutely no way it could be worse than Wonder Showzen. Btw, I didn't see much of its second season (and heard it went downhill), but the first season was almost always hilarious if you go for that kind of anti-PC humor.

    9. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and don't forget everyone who ever acted on two and a half men

    10. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YAY! Freedom of speech!!! —wait what's going on in this thread?

      You know what they say about comedy...you can get away with anything as long as you don't commit the cardinal sin of not being funny. I'll bet he squeezed out a turd, and now he's a pedophile.

    11. Re:Every sperm is sacred by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I wonder if those guys ever saw the movie Pretty Baby where Brooke Shields portrays a child living in a damn Bordello? They'd probably lynch the director......nah....now that I think about it they let that one go that had sex with a kid. I guess you only get punished if you're not famous.

    12. Re:Every sperm is sacred by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Like the one on this page.

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    13. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would saying something synonymous to "giant male chicken" be considered lude?

    14. Re:Every sperm is sacred by kkwst2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A lude is a tranquilizer. We're looking for lewd.

    15. Re:Every sperm is sacred by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2

      The best thing to come out of that was the media reaction to it. The Daily Star couldn't make its mind up whether it was for or against paedophilia as shown here. The Daily Fail as ever was keen to contradict itself by publishing a shock reaction to the satire, while in the same issue publishing pictures of Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie (13 & 11) in their bikinis.

      Source: The Observer.

    16. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      other lude statements

      The word is "lewd".

    17. Re:Every sperm is sacred by retchdog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you mean Roman Polanski? he's on the lam, and of course interpol has better things to do than bother with mere cross-border rape cases.

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    18. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You know with all this inappropriate language around children, it is only a matter of time before they tell jokes like this to each other.

      Please think of the children!

    19. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Aeternitas827 · · Score: 2

      And while we're at it, every parent whose child has walked in on them while having sex. I dare say that exposing them to the act is MUCH more damaging to a child than what the video appeared to be, post-edit. Then, let's up the ante; any child who has witnessed one of their parents being abused by the other; after all, being exposed to something is just as bad as being an actual victim of the act.

      Back to reality now. This is absolutely ridiculous. Let's assume, for a moment, that he did actually perform this song in front of the children. First off, where were the supervising adults (parents, teachers, SOMEONE of authority) to put a stop to this? I wouldn't just send my children to a musical performance unless they had me, my wife, or other competent adult present; and, realistically, at LEAST one of them would likely have stepped up and put a stop to it. If none of them did, they're accessories, convene the Grand Jury. Second, and I'm not familiar with Michigan law (so, someone with some expertise there might be poised to correct me), what sort of sexual act does singing comprise, anyway? None, that I'm aware of; and you have to consider that, unless we're looking at children who have otherwise already been exposed to descriptions of the act and know what's being talked/sung about, these kids would have no idea what conduct is being described. And, with not having the video in question at hand, I'll assume the absence of such mention of such in the summary at least indicates he didn't have video of it edited in the background as well, to indicate he was showing them what he was singing about. In essence, no crime, no complaining victim, no charge. Last point, assuming the second point were somehow understood by the prosecutor and/or police (obviously, this is not the case), they have essentially arrested a guy, who they think is interested in molesting children, but with no evidence that it has actually ever occurred.

      So, let's add it up...we've got problems under the, what, First, Fourth, and possibly Fifth amendments here, right?

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    20. Re:Every sperm is sacred by wisty · · Score: 1

      you mean Roman Polanski? he's on the lam, and of course interpol has better things to do than bother with mere cross-border rape cases.

      I'm waiting for somebody to respond to you, so I can say "whoosh".

      Hello?

      Anybody?

      *whoosh*

    21. Re:Every sperm is sacred by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      If you live in an area without many oriental people and your only experience to older east Asian women is Gong Li and Maggie Cheung, then of course you are going to think they age slowly since they are 45 and 46 respectively and are both seriously hot. But then again, if you base your impression of Italian women on Monica Bellucci (10 days younger than Maggie Cheung) you will think that they are sexy until old age too, but that is really not the case.

      Come to China, Japan or Korea sometime. You'll see a lot of 25 year old girls DRESSED like they are 13, but it is pretty obvious that they are not. Also plenty of saggy old mama's just like in your country.

      Also, Mainland China wins Asia for discouraging pedophilia. While the Japanese dress their young girls in cute, perfectly fitted sailor suits, short skirt, long socks and black buckled shoes, China sticks them into sacklike tracksuits, white sneakers and cuts their hair as short as the boys. A mainland Chinese schoolgirl in uniform looks amorphous and androgynous. Look at a group of Chinese schoolgirls walking home and try to get aroused, you seriously can't do it, even if the girls are in their final year and are naturally beautiful you just can't do it.

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    22. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this song is likely a better example of how broken and f'd up the legal system currently is in regards to the headline subject.

    23. Re:Every sperm is sacred by hitmark · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if one manage, one may well start to wonder about ones own sexuality.

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    24. Re:Every sperm is sacred by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Uh, if that's the video, I think most of the "children" there would already know those "offensive" words and some might even be using them regularly. And if their parents have been doing their jobs right they'd already know about sex, how to make babies and how not to make babies...

      BTW the song sucks and it's a crappy performance but that's not a good reason for a jail sentence.

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    25. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...of course interpol has better things to do than bother with mere cross-border rape cases.

      Unless, of course, the embarrass a powerful government.

    26. Re:Every sperm is sacred by tgd · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself ...

    27. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the original poster was going for the Serbo-Croatian "lud" (crazy), pronounced the same as lewd or lude?

      The "justice" system sure has enough insanity these days, that lud is appropriate.

      (At least we have this new research to explain some of it - although old-fashioned cases have a good deal of explanatory power themselves.)

    28. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Chaonici · · Score: 1

      > So, let's add it up...we've got problems under the, what, First, Fourth, and possibly Fifth amendments here, right?

      Don't forget the Eighth Amendment. Twenty years in jail is batshit insane for this sort of thing, not to mention the life-destroying sex offender charges.

    29. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Aeternitas827 · · Score: 1

      The 8th can be added if the guy is convicted, for sure.

      About the label that goes along with this, though, that is a good point; even if the charges or dropped, he'll always be the accused pedophile. I'll lay my bottom dollar that, if the prosecutor drops the charges, any statement from their office will probably be along the lines of 'there was insufficient evidence to proceed to trial'...after all, the top dog in the prosecutor's office is usually elected (and selects who works under him/her), and saying 'I/We screwed up here' doesn't do much to gather votes come November. And as far as recourse goes? Good luck. States can claim a form of Sovereign immunity, and the people who screwed up here would likely be shielded by Prosecutorial immunity.

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    30. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you are.

    31. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, let's up the ante; any child who has witnessed one of their parents being abused by the other; after all, being exposed to something is just as bad as being an actual victim of the act.

      I don't know where you get that idea. I was the victim of severe beatings as a infant/child. I also observed knock down fights between my parents, and can tell you hands down, it's better to be an observer than recipient. The toughest part is breaking the cycle...I learned to count to ten before addressing any transgressions with my own kid.

    32. Re:Every sperm is sacred by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      The virgin Mary was only 14 when she was impregnated by God!
      Then look at all those jews. They all become 'adults' at the age of 13.

      The virgin Mary was a Jew, So it was OK.....

    33. Re:Every sperm is sacred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You too?

  2. Streisand Effect by Trip6 · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's the very next thing I want to watch!

    Seriously, this sounds pretty ridiculous...

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    1. Re:Streisand Effect by byuu · · Score: 1

      That's the very next thing I want to watch!

      I wouldn't if I were you. If they are charging him with creation of child pornography for *post-editing lyrics into a video*, then they can charge you with possession / distribution (under the interstate commerce clause) of child pornography for having this song. And since the punishment for possession is equal to the punishment for creation, you could be looking at up to twenty years in prison if you were caught.

      Perhaps the FBI can set up some honeypot links to this video and nail you for simply *trying* to watch it.

    2. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FBI can arrest people outside USA?

    3. Re:Streisand effect by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Thing is, he may not want that particular bit of publicity anymore, especially since most of the articles linking to the video are laced liberally with the phrase "sexual predator" and worse.

      Even for the music industry, that's not exactly a phrase you want popping up (even indirectly) in your portfolio.

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    4. Re:Streisand Effect by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It can not be considered child pornography, as only the lyrics were different. The only thing they can really go for is invading the privacy of children, in publishing the video without the consent of the parents, especially in an altered format. Overall a pretty stupid thing to do. Of course if he had permission of the parents to publish the video, then of course no problem.

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    5. Re:Streisand Effect by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The definition of child pornography has been widened several times, always with those responsible claiming it was to close a 'loophole.' It's now reached the point where it can include drawn artwork, completly fictional stories and even (in Australia, anyway) rule 34 joke art of the Simpsons.

      Naturally, if you dare to argue that this definition creep is a danger, you will be accused of supporting child rape.

  3. doh by PyRoNeRd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Welcome to United States of Iran

    1. Re:doh by netsharc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too bad you got moderated troll...

      Remember how the Iranians arrested 3 American hikers and accused them of being spies? Although there's no evidence of that? How they put up a kangaroo trial where the outcome would be clear: "guilty"?

      You might know that, but do you know about the Afghanis and Iraqis who were arrested by coalition forces and were accused of being terrorists although the only evidence of that is the word of a pissed-off neighbor trying to get rid of them? How the Military put up a kangaroo trial ("Military commissions") where the outcome would be clear: "guilty"? Even with the intervention of the US justice system, some of them have still been locked in cages for 9+ years, and the Obama administration said, "even if they're not convicted, we can't release them."

      Yeah, United States of Iran indeed. Well fucking done America...

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    2. Re:doh by barrkel · · Score: 0

      Three hikers on the border between Iraq and Iran, in a time of war, insecurity and bellicose politics? You seriously believe they're just hikers?

      They may just be hikers, but the circumstantial evidence makes me doubt it.

    3. Re:doh by Dogun · · Score: 2

      I vote 'suspicious'. In the interest of good relations, though, you normally let these folks go.

    4. Re:doh by commodore6502 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Too bad I'm not a judge.

      The prosecutor, the arresting officer, the officers that entered the home, and the lawyers in the courtroom (excepting the lawyer defending the victim) would automatically be sentenced to 1 month in prison for violating Amendments 1, 4, 9, and 14 of the Supreme Law of the land, as well as violating the Michigan Constitution, and their oaths.

      PLUS the State would be required to give this victim $10,000 as recompense for his inconvenience of time spent in jail, his house ransacked, plus any lost wages incurred as a result of not being able to report to work. And of course pay for his court fees.

      Failure to pay the monies to the victim would be considered contempt-of-court, and the responsible persons sent to 1 year additional jailtime.

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    5. Re:doh by capnkr · · Score: 1

      {sarcasm}
      Given that the well-known CIA/FBI mole and General Proponent of Big Government known as Moxie Marlinspike has stated "Shane and Sarah are easily two of my favorite people in the world." in reference to two of the three hikers, I bet you are exactly right with those assumptions you're making there...
      {/sarcasm}

      ;)

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    6. Re:doh by barrkel · · Score: 1

      I guess you're right - they're innocent by association! ;)

    7. Re:doh by petman · · Score: 1

      What good relations?

    8. Re:doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, they may be innocent, but they are guilty of being stupid. At least were in jail and not dead via friendly or unfriendly fire. Hiking around that border is seriously stupid.

    9. Re:doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is, for the most part, we haven't even had most of our kangaroo trials yet. We don't even have enough evidence to reliably convict them in completely unfair commissions.

    10. Re:doh by gpmanrpi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While not the exact thing you're saying is possible, something along those lines could be possible. This seems like a malicious prosecution. Since IAAL, I would unofficially say without having read up on my Michigan case law, I think at least a strong admonishment is in order, and I would double check the statute on malicious prosecution in Michigan... oh wait here it is:

      "600.2907 Malicious prosecution or action; civil liability, penalty. Sec. 2907. Every person who shall, for vexation and trouble or maliciously, cause or procure any other to be arrested, attached, or in any way proceeded against, by any process or civil or criminal action, or in any other manner prescribed by law, to answer to the suit or prosecution of any person, without the consent of such person, or where there is no such person known, shall be liable to the person so arrested, attached or proceeded against, in treble the amount of the damages and expenses which, by any verdict, shall be found to have been sustained and incurred by him; and shall be liable to the person in whose name such arrest or proceeding was had in the sum of $200.00 damages, and shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, punishable on conviction by imprisonment in the county jail for a term not exceeding 6 months."

      So, looks like a misdemeanor. There could be professional responsibility sanctions separately brought through the Michigan Bar.

      My other cent. No reasonable attorney under the circumstances would interpret the law as this prosecutor has interpreted it. If I were representing him, I would move to dismiss w/ prejudice ASAP, as it is clearly not a valid charge, or move to have the charging document clarified as to how the action is a violation of the law. This is called several things in several states. But if your information or indictment fails to clearly state a claim, it needs to be clarified or dismissed. If those don't work, move to dismiss based on the fact that the statute is unconstitutionally vague, overly broad, etc. That usually isn't a winner because you can use the reasonable person standard, but it really sounds like it is completely vague in this case.

      This is one of the few times if I were a judge I would dismiss the case at arraignment or first appearance(bond hearing). That almost never happens, ever. The fact that this man hat to pay any bond is also a mystery to me. Is he honestly a flight risk?

    11. Re:doh by gig · · Score: 1

      But ... but ... we have a constitution! And this is the greatest, best country that dog ever gave man!

    12. Re:doh by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Three hikers on the border between Iraq and Iran, in a time of war, insecurity and bellicose politics? You seriously believe they're just hikers?

      Yes, I do. I've been to Iran, and the same 'circumstantial evidence' could just as well have been applied to me - yet I know I was there simply because I wanted to see things with my own eyes, rather than gleaning a viewpoint from the wrong end of a news report. I see no reason to believe that the same isn't true of these people.

    13. Re:doh by barrkel · · Score: 1

      Being to Iran - going through official channels, visa, border control etc. - is very different, as I see it, and I understand Americans need to be escorted. There isn't a war on in Iran. Playing around the Iran/Iraq border isn't a simple tourism trip, and is at best pretty stupid.

      I mean, I'm Irish, and for a long time there was low level conflict going on in the north of the island. But you could visit the Republic in particular any time you liked, and as long as you weren't very close to the border, you'd never even notice. But hang around the wrong areas of Derry or Belfast, and you'd know all about it pretty sharpish.

    14. Re:doh by Sumtingwong · · Score: 1, Troll

      Dude, you have no clue WTF you are talking about. Citing outliers as fact only makes you look stoopid. Check the recidivism rate of those released.

      How about we release these guys and you host them for a few months so that you can verify their innocence? Surely you are much more competent and a helluva lot smarter than those who have made the decision to keep them where they are at.

      A little more research by your humble self might discover some amazing truths about military commissions: they tend to be a lot more fair than your average trial.

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    15. Re:doh by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      That's probably why the search of the home. A fishing trip. The prosecutor knew the case was weak, and just wanted to see if there was something, anything, he could use to either strengthen it or force a plea.

    16. Re:doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9 Years of innocent jail time yield $10,000?

      Where do I sign up? That sounds like a highly profitable deal.

    17. Re:doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no...

      We're going apeshit looking for perverts to arrest, but if you look at what the corporations are selling to these kids it's all sex, sex, sex. Every time I turn past the top-40 autotune station it's some song about gettin' frea-ky-ky-ky so our message to today's youth is apparently, "Hump like bunnies, and stay away from adults."

    18. Re:doh by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, how about I put the innocent you in a cage for 9+ years, and then I release you... hmm, I'm sure you wont want to kill me in revenge, would you? Even if I put you in a nice cell and fed you steaks every day, I'm sure you'd still want to.

      Analogously, imagine if some Mexicans (I choose Mexico because it's a close enough country) kidnapped a family member of yours, locked him up in a prison and declared he was a terrorist with no evidence. You try to go to your government to get him released, but they are just puppets under the Mexicans. I wonder if that would that piss you off enough that the normally peaceful you would want to enact revenge in some way...

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    19. Re:doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yet I know I was there simply because I wanted to see things with my own eyes, rather than gleaning a viewpoint from the wrong end of a news report. I see no reason to believe that the same isn't true of these people.

      In which case they sure got a 100% genuine experience of how things really are over there.

      Yes Iran's bad. So are the lions when they eat a tourist who wanted a "closer experience". Doesn't mean the tourist isn't stupid and partly responsible for his own demise.

      For a more objective view on how safe something is - just ask an insurance company whether they would insure you.

    20. Re:doh by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      ADVRider must have a hundred or more 'ride reports' complete with thousands of pictures from average people that have ridden motorbikes through Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and numerous other countries in the last few years. Now imagine the numbers of people trekking around doing the same that don't bother to publish the fact on the web.

      They probably were just hikers in the wrong spot at the wrong time. Fortunately you're not the boss of everything so your assumptions about the world around you hold no weight. Even a modicum of rational thought would have one concluding that it was a set up.

    21. Re:doh by Sumtingwong · · Score: 0

      Your fatal assumption is that there is no evidence--your analogy does not hold water. Just because these guys have not come before some sort of trial does not mean that there is no evidence. And where are the family members who are trying to get these guys out? I have yet to see stories on that.

      Revenge for being released? No, I enjoy my freedom. Why would I want to jeopordize it again? And exacting revenge on others because a family member is locked up is really going to make my case, right? Now that is humanity at its finest.

      You seem to be awfully sure about a lot of things, especially my behavior.

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    22. Re:doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find a federal judge to disbar the fucker, and his boss.

    23. Re:doh by barrkel · · Score: 1

      I can guarantee you that countries with border controls don't like it when you evade those border controls; moreover, Iran requires American citizens to be escorted when in the country. Crossing a border checkpoint on a road on a bike is a long, long way from doing it in the mountains.

      But you're right. It's either stupidity or spookery. But then, spooks can be stupid too.

    24. Re:doh by mitgib · · Score: 1

      Failure to pay the monies to the victim would be considered contempt-of-court, and the responsible persons sent to 1 year additional jailtime.

      Contempt doesn't hold any length of time, someone found in contempt must hold the keys to their freedom or appellate review will release them with a writ of habeas corpus

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    25. Re:doh by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      You've got my vote.

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    26. Re:doh by alexo · · Score: 1

      The prosecutor, the arresting officer, the officers that entered the home, and the lawyers in the courtroom (excepting the lawyer defending the victim) would automatically be sentenced to 1 month in prison for violating Amendments 1, 4, 9, and 14 of the Supreme Law of the land, as well as violating the Michigan Constitution, and their oaths.

      It is my opinion that violating "the Supreme Law of the land" should result in a supreme punishment. However, I am yet to see anybody jailed for violating the constitution. It is always the "laws for plebs" that carry stiff punishments.

  4. Re:Constitutional Rights by Barrinmw · · Score: 4, Informative

    He wasn't saying sexual remarks to children, how about you RTFA.

  5. this by present_arms · · Score: 2

    just sounds wrong on many levels. 20 years for what seems to be a joke done in bad taste.

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    1. Re:this by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2

      What gets me the most is the justification they used: they claimed that he was victimizing the children in the video. It is beyond just irrational, it is scientology-level nonsense.

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    2. Re:this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was victimizing them to the economic exploitation for not paying the kids the minimum wages for a new media performance! The local SAG Agents will be summoned to crack the his nuts in the nearest civilian court.

    3. Re:this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are people who think swearing in front of someone's child should be considered abuse. Remember, children are precious little resources blah blah blah. I mean, unless they're your own. Then you can beat the fuck out of them and all you'll have to do is maybe attend some counseling sessions.

    4. Re:this by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      No. It makes perfect sense if they're accepting the arguments used in for example Sweden to criminalize cartoon child pornography. I paraphrase (seeing that I can't find the accurate translation of "kränkning"):

      "This is a violation of not an individual child but all children as a group".

      That line of thinking leads to cases like this one.

  6. Re:Constitutional Rights by Nailer235 · · Score: 0, Troll

    His video depicted him saying sexual remarks to children. Whether or not they were actually there doesn't really matter. In America you can't even post naked pictures online of people you claim are underage, even if they are in fact over 18.

  7. Re:Constitutional Rights by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    Not even that, RTFS - Summary!

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  8. USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Land of the litigious.

    1. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land of the .

      Really, the list of negative inference to describe it would take a lifetime to extol.

    2. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or, LOL for short

    3. Re:USA by insolent_bloke · · Score: 2

      Land of the litigious.

      It's a criminal trial, not a civil suit. Land of the prosecutorial, maybe.

    4. Re:USA by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I find it rather disgusting that they're so grossly abusing resources and the law to ruin a man who is only guilty of using someone's image without their permission (if even that), while actual in-school activities like physical violence and intimidation between students is probably ignored. I saw a lot of shit occur in the hallways when I was in school in the 90s that no adult would ever be expected to tolerate, but everyone at every level of the system looks the other way (at most treating it as "boys/girls will be boys/girls").

      But some guy makes an amusing video for comedic value and he's somehow a predator. Go figure.

    5. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - I don't think I'll ever come to work in the US. I like the Yanks a lot, but their system comes across as a little whiny bitch.

  9. wonder what the story is here by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By railroading this guy, what the Muskegon County Prosecutor is actually doing is weakening the severity of real child abuse in the public's mind by diluting it with dumb but ultimately harmless comedy.

    Gee, I wonder why he would possibly want to do that....

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    1. Re:wonder what the story is here by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The parents may sue him for failing to get signed model releases if they like. Accusing him of being a sexual predator is a perversion of the system.

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    2. Re:wonder what the story is here by hedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately, in the US that's how it's done. Same goes for sexual abuse in general, the occurrence of a stranger doing it by force only represents a small minority of total cases. But because it's easier to get funding for abuse prevention programs decrying that as the norm, individuals who weren't subjected to such obviously wrong conduct end up doubting that they've got a legitimate right to help.

      The Trauma Myth It's a hard read but the author covers the topic far better than I could hope to here.

    3. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When i argue the position of the trauma myth i get called all sort of awful names, so i gave up. Instead of helping the one that suffer to move on, we engourage them to remain in pain because that is a normal thing to be when one is a victim. We keep branding more as victim so we feel better about our self. It is sickning. That women is very couragous to bring these ideas up and i hope she succeed at bringing this to the dumb public concensus.

    4. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "If it was one of my kids, I would have gone bonkers"

      The real tragedy here is that someone as obviously stupid as you are
      is permitted to have children.

    5. Re:wonder what the story is here by BitterOak · · Score: 2

      The parents may sue him for failing to get signed model releases if they like. Accusing him of being a sexual predator is a perversion of the system.

      Correct, and you only need signed model releases if you are using their images for commercial purposes.

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    6. Re:wonder what the story is here by davidwr · · Score: 2

      See my comment above.

      Our choices when dealing with people who have suffered what is almost always delayed trauma are:

      1) offer and encourage healing, even if this means forcing them to see that most people in their situation have experienced trauma
      2) do nothing and hope they die before it comes to the surface

      Since most victims of child sexual abuse who are not offered healing have low-level negative effects well before the event reaches the conscious level of processing, doing nothing usually means sentencing them to continued low-level negative effects until they decide they need help AND realize help is available. The great risk is that their past may surface in a big, out-of-control way before they realize they can even get help. This can lead to self-harm, harming others, or major guilt and shame.

      If you know someone has been abused, it's far better to make sure they know help is available and make sure they know that there is no shame or guilt on their part. Beyond that, if the person is still a child or young teen or perhaps even an older still-minor teen and if there is an obvious need for immediate counseling (e.g. the victim has obvious emotional problems), then as a parent you can and should find a non-threatening way to have the victim talk to a counselor qualified to deal with your child's needs. If the person is an adult or nearly and adult and is not an imminent danger to themselves or others about all you can do is to make sure they know they have a friend in you and that help will always be available if they want it.

      If the victim is still young and there is no obvious outward sign of stress, then careful, ongoing discussion that neither blows the abuse out of proportion nor minimizes it is in order. Keeping communication lines open and making sure the victim has all the facts she asks for plus any additional facts needed to avoid a "half the facts are worse than none" situation is probably the best approach. This may mean ever few months asking the victim if she wants to talk about the abuse, but, unless it's obvious she's in need of counseling at the time, respecting her right to not talk about it right now. It may also mean deliberately exposing her to others who have been through similar situations in a controlled environment. This can be done in person, through letters and diaries, or even realistic fictional scenarios, and it need not involve replaying the abuse over and over again. A 10 year old girl who was abused from age 6-8 reading a book about a fictional 10 year old girl who was abused by her father in first grade but who is leading a pretty normal life except her daddy happens to be in prison and whose mom asks her once a year if she wants to talk about daddy is a very non-threatening way of telling the real 10 year old girl it's okay to talk about the past.

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    7. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's elected?

      I don't know -- can anyone from that country & area tell us? Wiki just has "Prosecutors are most often chosen through local elections."

      The problem with that is it's open to this sort of idiocracy -- a guy can drum up votes by stirring up hysteria.

    8. Re:wonder what the story is here by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't think he owned the rights to the video itself. And it was a marketing video for himself, which is a commercial purpose (it's created with the goal of increasing his income) regardless of whether you charge to view the video itself. Just like if your ran it outside a regular business, it would be a commercial purpose, even if you didn't have to pay to see it.

    9. Re:wonder what the story is here by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      This guy must have had a completely shit lawyer, if anything above a provided public defender.

      Any first-year law student would know enough to sit through the initial arrest meeting and say "This is ridiculous, where's your proof of sexual misconduct?"

      As they have NONE at all, and this is America, where you are INNOCENT until PROVEN GUILTY, they would have nothing to convict with and this would be an open-and-shut short-term harassment of some interweb video guy by a douchenuts radical that is probably more of a danger to children than this youtuber.

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    10. Re:wonder what the story is here by DurendalMac · · Score: 2

      And you obviously don't have children. I have a son. I wouldn't have gone bonkers (and I'd be calling for the kiddie porn charges to be dropped), but I'd have some choice words for this guy for filming my kid for commercial gain under false pretenses.

    11. Re:wonder what the story is here by McNally · · Score: 5, Informative

      By railroading this guy, what the Muskegon County Prosecutor is actually doing is weakening the severity of real child abuse in the public's mind by diluting it with dumb but ultimately harmless comedy.

      Gee, I wonder why he would possibly want to do that....

      Without knowing the particulars of this particular case, I still feel free to speculate that it's because the Muskegon County Prosecutor, a man named Tony Tague, is a self-promoting sleaze who loves nothing better than to get his name in the papers.

      I grew up in Muskegon County. Tague became prosecutor about the time I left to go to college, 20 years ago or so, and during that time he has repeatedly shown a penchant for pushing the envelope and excersising his considerable prosecutorial discretion to criminalize behavior in any case where he can whip up public outrage -- the first one I can remember was when he elected to prosecute a pregnant drug addict for delivery of cocaine to a minor -- her unborn child.

      His "family values" and "tough on crime" posturing resonate with a certain portion of the local electorate but I wouldn't describe the area as particularly prudish or inordinately socially conservative. It's less that the community is really up in arms about such things and more that Tague loves the publicity such cases bring and has been successful throughout his career in exploiting such cases to mobilize a certain segment of the electorate. Besides the sleaziness of such tactics, it's also pretty hard on the individuals who are singled out to advance his political career.

    12. Re:wonder what the story is here by Weezul · · Score: 1

      Ahh interesting. I'd noticed that apparently Tony has got a serial killer he's unable to catch. I'm sure wasting police resources on youtube comedians instead of serial killers will benefit his reelection though.

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    13. Re:wonder what the story is here by SunFireSpaz · · Score: 2

      County prosecutors are elected. See the 2008 election results (ctrl-f/search in document for "prosecutor"). And there is of course the the prosecutor's web site.

    14. Re:wonder what the story is here by Seumas · · Score: 2

      Don't forget another trend in America: Child abuse of all types is okay, as long as it's against your own child. If you smack someone's kid around or touch them inappropriately, you rightfully find yourself in court and maybe prison. Do it to your own child and you are sentence to counseling sessions with a therapist.

    15. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your anger would be misdirected. You should go bonkers at the school that let him film the children in the first place then.

    16. Re:wonder what the story is here by gig · · Score: 1

      This is all off-topic. There weren't even any children involved here, let alone any being abused.

    17. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading the Wikipedia article you linked about the author I looked the book up on Amazon to find it had been given a 1 star rating by the same kind of deranged people the book is decrying. I really do wonder rational arguments are ever supposed to gain traction when anyone who speaks out against the status quo is made out to be a social deviant and a pariah.

    18. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By railroading this guy, what the Muskegon County Prosecutor is actually doing is weakening the severity of real child abuse in the public's mind by diluting it with dumb but ultimately harmless comedy.

      >

      If you think that's bad, just take a look at what the TSA is doing. Parents are actually volunteering their children for sexual abuse. To protect them, of course.

    19. Re:wonder what the story is here by Dogun · · Score: 1

      Probably is the serial killer.

    20. Re:wonder what the story is here by deniable · · Score: 2

      There's enough blame to go around. It's a fair question though, why isn't the prosecutor charging the school for facilitating the production of child porn? They most definitely shouldn't be left in charge of children.

    21. Re:wonder what the story is here by Damouze · · Score: 1

      I am curious as to what this TSA is you are referring to: * The Scouts Associations * Theosophical Society in America * Transport Security Administration * Technology Student Association * Tattnall Square Academy * Texas Soaring Association * Thai Student Association * The Sharon Academy * Tulane School of Architecture Each of these would (at least in theory) be dealing with minors, or with adults in a student-teacher situation. Accusing any of these specifically of promoting acts of child abuse is a grave accusation in and of itself. Being vague about some "TSA organisation being a front for child abuse" is actually even worse, because it could refer to any or all of the above. Personally, I think your pet peeve is with the one top-most on my list (and if so, you are probably referring to the Scout movement itself, not the British association). For some reason the "pedophilia scare" always extends to the world's largest youth organisation. Maybe it has something to do with numbers. Maybe it is because you do not like the idea of children learning in and of the wild outdoors (although to think the activities of the Scout movement are restricted to only that would be grossly underestimating the contemporary activities of the Scout movement). I have been involved with a local Scout group for a very long time - first as a youth member, then as a troop leader and later on as an volunteer in the foundation. In those 20+ years I was informed of two reported cases of child abuse. While still two too many, it is two in twenty years in a group of over 150 people. The most important thing I learnt from the way those two cases were handled is the proper response to it: keep your cool and make sure both the victim and the perpetrator are in safe hands. Because while most of us will realize the victim is scarred for the rest of his life (for which he (or she) should get all the help and support he (or she) needs), virtually none of us will realize that the perpetrator is as well. What he (or she) did cannot be justified in any way, but there usually comes a time when his (or her) time is served and he (or she) will have to go back to society and start over. Once that moment arrives, he (or she) should not be prevented from starting a new life. Most cases of child abuse occur in a familial or familiar environment, by people who have a previous relationship with the victim. People who have lives and often also families of their own. Families who are torn apart by what happened, often to no fault of their own. Children being shunned because their daddy or mommy is a perv. Cases where - with proper counseling - chances for repetition of the fact are very small. Those are the cases we hardly read about in the news media, unless there is some sensational value to it. The cases we do read about are the extreme ones: serial rapists and murders, virtual strangers who abuse their position of oppurtunity to do the most horrid things to toddlers, fathers who abuse their daughters and lock them up in cellars, et cetera, et cetera. Because those are the stories with the most sensational value. That skews our view of things a lot. We end up believing that all people behaving inappropiately are automatically (child) rapists or murderers, when in fact that is far from true.

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    22. Re:wonder what the story is here by Damouze · · Score: 1

      One final note on my part: I feel that the World Scout movement has a very clear position towards child abuse: do everything we can to prevent it from happening in our organisations, and if it does happen, make sure the perpetrator is punished accordingly and is forever barred from ever working with children again.

      Off topic: By the way, why does the formatting of posts go haywire once we post them? I have to add HTML BR tags to every empty line for it to appear as one. I forgot that with my previous post above.

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    23. Re:wonder what the story is here by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      and this is America, where you are INNOCENT until PROVEN GUILTY

      Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ha! Oh, stop, yer killin' me!

      +1 Funny

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    24. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot blame a lunatic in charge, blame it on your political system that lets him get away with that. What goes wrong in the United States? What happened to that nation?

    25. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was one actual legal offense here, and it's the difference between this video and all the other comedy skits of adults talking dirty in front of kids. He used footage of these children without their parents' informed consent of what it was going to be used for. It's something that probably doesn't come to mind that often for folks of the post-privacy generation, but it is kind of important, if nothing else as a matter of courtesy to other human beings. The appropriate response to this is two-fold: 1) take down the video (done), and 2) give the guy who made it the legal equivalent of a punch in the face for being so thoughtless, hopefully teaching him an important lesson about respecting other people.

      But all of this stuff about him "victimizing" children who never saw the video, and whose friends and anybody else who knows them will never see the video because it's been taken down, is nonsense. The kids are fine. And making the leap from "man pretends to sing about sex in front in front of children" to "man probably wants to have sex with children" (or even just "man wants to sing about sex in front of children") is the sort of irrational conclusion that makes you wonder what the prosecutor has been smoking. It's like investigating and prosecuting Roland Emmerich as a possible terrorist because he made a film in which he blows up the White House, or suspecting half of the screenwriters in Hollywood of wanting to kill someone because that was the subject of a story they wrote. Having a sick sense of humor should not be treated as "probable cause" to suspect a person of a crime. If he's sincerely believes these accusations, this prosecutor Tony Tague is insane.

      Of course he's probably just counting on people who don't know all the facts of the case to take his word for it, and using his position to be a power-abusing bully.

    26. Re:wonder what the story is here by dfm3 · · Score: 1

      ...this is America, where you are INNOCENT until PROVEN GUILTY...

      You MUST be new here...

      Here in America, the "think of the children" card trumps any notion of rationality or common sense within our legal system or in public opinion in general...

    27. Re:wonder what the story is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By railroading this guy, what the Muskegon County Prosecutor is actually doing is weakening the severity of real child abuse in the public's mind by diluting it with dumb but ultimately harmless comedy.

      Gee, I wonder why he would possibly want to do that....

      1+ 1+ 1+

    28. Re:wonder what the story is here by shiftless · · Score: 1

      There was one actual legal offense here, and it's the difference between this video and all the other comedy skits of adults talking dirty in front of kids. He used footage of these children without their parents' informed consent of what it was going to be used for.

      Except that's not illegal, because his usage of their likenesses was not for commercial purposes.

    29. Re:wonder what the story is here by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I have children and I dont see anything wrong here at all. NO child was harmed at all.

      Some parents need to grow up themselves.

    30. Re:wonder what the story is here by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

      I might think it was intentional, except the War on Drugs (a.k.a. the War on Blacks and Hispanics) and the War on Terror (a.k.a. the War on Muslims) have already proven that prosecutors are frequently just as malicious and short-sighted as they seem to be. But, hey - they've been profiting from it forever, so I don't suppose we could call it stupid.

      Also, I've already seen a comment from someone who is familiar with Tague that this prosecutor is a "grandstanding douchebag".

    31. Re:wonder what the story is here by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      The guy never told the school what he was doing. He filmed himself and the kids while singing a nice song, then likely told them that he needed to get a few more shots when he went back to the classroom.

    32. Re:wonder what the story is here by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      So if the guy asked the school and the school subsequently sent consent forms to parents, you'd have signed off? I wouldn't have, and no one involved had the opportunity to decide for themselves. That's the biggie. He went ahead and did this without asking anyone if they were okay with it first, which is a pretty dick move. I wouldn't be calling for this guy's head, but I wouldn't be too happy about it, either.

  10. Old Hat by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    One of the very first vids I ever saw on YouTube was Barney the dino rapping along with kids to dubbed-in hard lyrics. He was shaking a giant toothbrush at the camera singing, "You want some of dis, niggah? Come git it!"

    I never thought the author would be at risk of prosecution because I was too busy laughing my ass off. The sh8t you can get into trouble for is amazing. I thought the anal exams for possessing nail clippers at the airport was the pinnacle. But no.

  11. Video Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXwx7xfIMY&feature=player_embedded

    1. Re:Video Link by aitikin · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXwx7xfIMY&feature=player_embedded

      This is not the video in question in the summary.

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    2. Re:Video Link by nametaken · · Score: 1

      It's cowardly, maybe, but I'm not going to intentionally view anything on the internet being even remotely related to child pornography... fairly or unfairly. Maybe my paranoia is unfounded, but I'm not testing the waters on this one.

  12. The moral of the story by Scutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The moral of the story is this: If you are a male (especially a single white male over 30) in the 21st century, do not go anywhere near children. Don't look at them, don't talk to them, don't get within 50 feet of them (especially if you own a camera, even if you leave the camera at home). For the love of God, don't be in a public toilet if one happens to come in, even if Dad is there with him and especially if Dad doesn't come in with him. Do not interact with them in any way, even virtually, such as re-dubbing a video, drawing a picture, mentioning children in an e-mail, nothing. More and more often, this includes your own children.

    Remember, all men are automatically guilty even if they've done nothing wrong!

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    1. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sadly, this feels all too true. I have a 2 1/2 year old daughter. I am a 28 year old male. I'm in a happy, stable marriage with my wife. Nothing that I can see is unusual about me in anyway. That said, when I take my daughter alone to McDonalds, or the grocery store, or the park, or (heaven forbid it) the bathroom it often feels that every eye is on me. I see other moms with their kids staring at me and I like to make myself think they are thinking "why doesn't my husband take our kids anywhere", but in reality I know they are probably thinking "I better keep an eye on that guy, he is alone with a little girl. He may be her dad, but who knows and even if he is, all men are sexual predators because that is what the media tells me."

    2. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you should mention the Dad.... he's under at least as much suspicion as a random guy. His only actual safe route to avoid being accused of molestation is to just have no contact with his kids between conception and oh... age 21. (Well... except for paying for them, of course... but that goes to 24.)

      He'll be accused of being a bad dad etc... but at least he won't be a sex offender.

      Maybe we should just put all the men 18 and over on an island to protect "society". Though they better send any money they make off the island because otherwise it would be discrimination against the people not on the island.

      To be fair, the late 20th century (specifically the 80s) were the height of this particular style of idiocy (remember the daycare "abuse" cases ?) but it still continues as this incident shows.

    3. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow and people wonder why males aren't entering the education system as teachers.

    4. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds.

    5. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good advice. Hopefully the present generation of children will be able to grow up with no male involvement, because it's on the verge of being outlawed (really, it already has been).

    6. Re:The moral of the story by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Spot on unfortunately. Just check British Airways policy on seating children travelling without an accompanying adult... It says everything that there is to be said here...

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    7. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a male (especially a single white male over 30) in the 21st century in the USA

      FTFY.

    8. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I won't teach. I'd enjoy teaching, but because I'm not a union supporter and I'm a white male, I will never teach.

    9. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I say bull to this. I'm in exactly the same boat - happily married with a toddler girl. Maybe I'm just not as paranoid as the poster above, but I've never seen anyone bat an eye when I've had to take my daughter into a public restroom to change her diaper.

      The guy in question didn't get in trouble because he innocently played with children. He got in trouble because he had the stupid idea to upload a video that makes it look like he was abusing children. Is anyone surprised that parents and law enforcement would take it seriously? Joke or not, funny or not, he used footage of those children, without any permission, to make it appear as if they were listening to and enjoying the explicit lyrics. Parents have a right to say, "No thank you, leave my child out of this." It was a boneheaded stunt and while I don't think it should qualify as sexual abuse, I have no problem with him being prosecuted at least for taking advantage of the children (I'm sure there are lots of protective statutes he violated) and investigated. Considering he thinks that mixing kids with sexual material is funny and has shown a propensity to create videos of children, I have no problem with authorities checking him out to make sure he hasn't done anything else like this or worse. I would think they would be negligent if they didn't check him out.

      So back to the original grandparent post, a man does need to use good judgment when around kids and that may include being more careful and on the defensive out of fear from unfair accusations. Even so, bozos like this shouldn't be paraded around as example of authorities going overboard. The big rule to take away from all this is that if you're going to pretend to be a pervert, don't be surprised if people start treating you like one.

    10. Re:The moral of the story by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I am a 44 year old male. I was at the park a while ago and I always take my labrador and my chicken(she's very free range). Two young girls(probably about 12 or 13 years old) came up to me and started to talk to me. They sat down and were patting the chicken who is very tame and interesting. The whole time they were there I was nice and polite but couldn't help wanting them to just fuck off(mostly because they were inane little twits). A lady walked up and complimented me on the dog and talked about the chicken and said it was nice to see a father out with his kids. I said they weren't my children and they had just come up to pat the chicken. She gave me a filthy look and walked away. Fifteen minutes later a police car pulled up at the park wanting to know everything about me and why I was at the park.They weren't shy about trying to claim I was a molester who used my chicken to attract children.
      Also, my wife writes children's book and has 26 published. I was pulled over by the side of the road one day talking on my cellphone and a police car pulled up wanting to know what I was doing. One of the cops saw some kid's books in the car and asked me how old my kids where. I responded that I didn't have kids and he asked me if I used the books as bait. So rest assured USA this pedo-hysteria happens in Australia too.

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    11. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true. I fit that description and somehow I always feel like people are giving me the evil eye whenever I'm in public without my wife and there's a child nearby, god forbid interacting with me. I've never ever done anything wrong and certainly never would, yet I still feel like there's a communal suspicion that I'm a pedophile waiting to happen, because I went to get groceries by myself. It actually makes me really sad. This is the culture and environment being created.

    12. Re:The moral of the story by digitig · · Score: 2

      I used to do voluntary work as a youth leader, but wouldn't consider doing so now because the climate of suspicion has got so bad. It would be hard to say how many lost youth programs it would take to balance the cost of one abused child, but I doubt all the suspicion has saved any children from abuse so the equation isn't relevant.

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    13. Re:The moral of the story by digitig · · Score: 1

      UK too.

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    14. Re:The moral of the story by ColoradoAuthor · · Score: 1

      All too true. I'm about as harmless-looking as a male can get, but on multiple occasions, kids have wandered up to me in a public place (as kids do), followed shortly by Mom screaming for me to get away from her baby. That's trained me to go FAR out of my way to avoid unknown kids, even if it means leaving the room (indoors) or walking over to another street (outdoors). Of course, all is fine if the parents know me. Or if I'm walking a dog, which seems to magically dispel any suspicion.

    15. Re:The moral of the story by Blackjetta · · Score: 1

      And don't volunteer to be anything. Coach, Boy Scout Leader, Big Brother or anything to do with kids.

    16. Re:The moral of the story by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank God it was not a rooster. The wording might've killed you.

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    17. Re:The moral of the story by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      That's why I wold never help a seemingly lost, crying child that got separated from his or her's parents at say a fair or mall. Just walk on by.

    18. Re:The moral of the story by CookieForYou · · Score: 2

      Holy shit.......

      That's all I can say.

    19. Re:The moral of the story by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should just put all the men 18 and over on an island to protect "society". Though they better send any money they make off the island because otherwise it would be discrimination against the people not on the island.

      Will there be women on this island? And beer? Will there be beer? If both answers are 'yes' then there will also be children before you know it.

    20. Re:The moral of the story by dgatwood · · Score: 3

      The moral of the story is this: If you are a male (especially a single white male over 30) in the 21st century, do not go anywhere near children. Don't look at them, don't talk to them, don't get within 50 feet of them (especially if you own a camera, even if you leave the camera at home).

      So true. I was driving through my neighborhood a few weeks ago, and I slowed down leading up to a stop sign as a precaution because of a bunch of kids playing in the street. One of the little bastards shouted "child molester" at me. Such absurd behavior encourages drivers to roll right through the stop sign at 25 MPH and point the noses of their cars directly at the little brats.

      Our culture has raised our kids to be so utterly terrified of what amounts to fictional boogeymen that we've forgotten how to actually live our lives. Kids are terrified of strangers because every stranger is just a rapist waiting to pull you into a car, drive off with you, rape you, murder you, and dump the body in a ditch somewhere. This despite the fact that the little bastard's parents are statistically several orders of magnitude more likely to molest him than any single person who drives by. Thankfully, my parents had the good sense to teach me better than that (in spite of the attempt at indoctrination by our local schools). Unfortunately, most parents don't have that much sense because they were indoctrinated themselves as kids. If the trend continues, we're going to be a nation of absolute scaredy-cats who are afraid of our own shadows in just a couple more generations.

      The scariest thing about it is realizing that in just a few years, that idiot kid will be able to vote.

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    21. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...entering the education system as teachers."

      or dating.

    22. Re:The moral of the story by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2

      And that's how we raise a whole new generation of estranged children who grow up feeling like there is something wrong with them that makes people ignore them. And here I was hoping emo music would die out once and for all...

    23. Re:The moral of the story by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      You take your pet chicken to the park with you. That doesn't make you a pedophile, but it's more than a bit strange if you ask me. I mean, unless I'm missing something and it is normal in Australia to have a chicken as a household pet and to take it for walks to the park?

      Admittedly, I live in New York City so my perspective may be a bit skewed, but I suspect if you took a chicken with you into a park here, people might think you had some weird ulterior motive, or that you were just bonkers.

    24. Re:The moral of the story by yincrash · · Score: 1

      many parts of the US have plenty of pet chickens. i imagine many parts of australia can be very similar to many parts of the us in that respect.

    25. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a single dad with an 11 year old daughter. She and her friends play after school all the time at each other's houses, but never at our house. Not because I don't welcome them, but because I'm a single dad. Many of my daughter's friends have outright said that they are not allowed over at our house. My daughter had a birthday party 2 weeks ago and had invited 12 of her friends to come over for a pizza and movies, but only 2 rsvped that they would be allowed to attend. When we changed to location to a local pizza joint (same night, same time), all of a sudden all 12 girls could come to the party. My daughter is punished because my wife passed away... amazing how paranoid and hurtful people can be.

    26. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you need be able to carry a piece openly. This way parents behave in so much more polite way in public, unless of course their guns are bigger than yours in which case the screaming ensues. Then you simply need to get some bigger guns for the next time, and some soothing cream for the red ears.. ;)

    27. Re:The moral of the story by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So true. One day my cable Internet went down (I work at home). My city has WIFI coverage, so I took my laptop to the park directly across the street from my house to get better reception. On the other side of the park (over 150 meters away) is an elementary school.

      While I downloaded my email a couple walked past on the way to pick up their child from school. We made small talk about the speed & cost of the city WIFI.

      Five minutes later a police officer walked up and began questioning me. He said that a few parents reported a suspicious man in the park near the school with a computer. I told the cop exactly what I was doing -- Using the WIFI I've paid for in a public place. He asked if I was waiting on the children to be let out of school, and if I would mind if he took a look at the computer.

      I told him that my fiancée's son goes to a different school, and I had no children of my own. I also refused any searches unless he had a warrant to do so. The officer became visibly aggravated at this point. He called his partner over while he checked my ID and asked asked why I preferred to be working on my computer closer to the school than in the comfort of my own home (across the street). I pointed out the WIFI antenna above my head, explained in detail how signal to noise ratio relates to WIFI speed, and asked his partner if he didn't prefer being couped up in the stuffy police car instead of this park on such a pretty day.

      After a questioning me for another half an hour (trying to get me to slip up and say something suspicious?) the officers eventually left me alone. I thanked them for "doing a fine job", and finally realised why I never see anyone in the park. Apparently, being a 30-something male in a public place is suspicious -- especially if the place is a park near a school (regardless of the proximity of your home).

    28. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well do you?

    29. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think all this hysteria about pedophiles is doing much more harm than good. Sure there are people out there hurt children, but the must be in the very minor minority, (if not we need to find out why there are so many how is society creating them). But as a result children are being deprived of male role models, which both girls and boys need.

      what type of society doesn't accept a man stopping to help a child out.

      I feel uncomfortable when I am around children for two reason the first is that I believe that other people may think I do not have honorable intentions, this is by far the lesser of the two reasons since I really don't care what people think of me. Having children also makes the a lot more socially acceptable

      The second is self doubt, maybe I am a pedophile and I just don't know it yet. I get over it because I cannot let fear rule my life.

    30. Re:The moral of the story by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      That's scary.

    31. Re:The moral of the story by jackbird · · Score: 2

      You live in New York City, and you think people doing strange things in public is legitimate cause for suspicion? Have you ever left your apartment?

    32. Re:The moral of the story by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I helped out with the local small group of Boy Scouts awhile ago. It was kind of shocking that the first chapter of the new book was all about child abuse. Of course there was also the whole 2 adults in every situation, even if you're at a stadium event bathroom. While I can understand the reasoning it was still pretty sad. The local chapter folded into a larger chapter and I had no further desire to help out.

    33. Re:The moral of the story by Seumas · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if you're a woman, you can rape children all you want and even have children with them and marry then when they grow up and then exploit your child-raping notoriety by hosting "Hot for Teacher" nights at local clubs alongside the guy you raped when he was a child. And instead of labeling you as a pariah and an evil villian who should rot in prison, you're called "America's hottest cougar" while you make cash signing autographs and selling merchandise.

      Of course, that's only if you're at least a mildly attractive woman. If you're ugly, then we treat you like the criminal you are. Well, not like the criminal you are, but like a criminal that stole a candy bar or something and must be punished with a typically light sentence.

    34. Re:The moral of the story by DutchSter · · Score: 1

      A lady walked up and complimented me on the dog and talked about the chicken and said it was nice to see a father out with his kids. I said they weren't my children and they had just come up to pat the chicken

      Petting your chicken you say ... you don't suppose the lady was confused about the gender of the bird and told the police that there was a man letting 12 and 13 year old kids pat his cock do you? :)

      In all seriousness when they asked about the books I would asked if they'd like an autographed copy. That'd make for some really interesting analysis on their part.

    35. Re:The moral of the story by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

      I say bull to this. I'm in exactly the same boat - happily married with a toddler girl.

      THAT IS DISGUSTING.

    36. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "tell", but besides that you got it right.

    37. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I did a little experiment a few years back. without hinting as to my motives... I simply asked all my friends and relatives, at various points in time, "What's the first names of your five favorite teachers?"

      The names were predominantly male.

      By a huge margin.

    38. Re:The moral of the story by nzap · · Score: 2

      Freedom means you're allowed to do something "more than a bit strange". If he didn't commit any crimes, than what's the problem?

    39. Re:The moral of the story by Chaonici · · Score: 3

      "It was a boneheaded stunt and while I don't think it should qualify as sexual abuse, I have no problem with him being prosecuted at least for taking advantage of the children (I'm sure there are lots of protective statutes he violated) and investigated. Considering he thinks that mixing kids with sexual material is funny and has shown a propensity to create videos of children, I have no problem with authorities checking him out to make sure he hasn't done anything else like this or worse. I would think they would be negligent if they didn't check him out."

      Whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty"? Whatever happened to "freedom of speech"? Why are you caught up in anti-pedo hysteria that you have forgotten those two extremely important concepts?

      By posting the video, he harmed no one. He did NOTHING whatsoever that merits ANY sort of official attention or scrutiny from the police or anyone else. The arrest and charges are pure, simple bullshit. The mere allegation that he is a sexual predator is so chock full of bullshit I can't believe this article isn't a prank. Now his life is ruined because the county prosecutor is a total jackass.

    40. Re:The moral of the story by avm · · Score: 1

      As sad as it is, in this shit-for-brains society we've created, that's how you protect yourself from raving lunatics frothing at the mouth and screaming "Child molester" if you so much as look at that lost, crying child and ask where mum or dad is.

      This Emory guy seems to be a mild dolt, nothing worse. The Muskegon prosecutor on the other hand is a self-aggrandizing prick looking for an easy headline in his favor. Must be an election year.

    41. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say bull to this. I'm in exactly the same boat - happily married to a toddler girl.

      THAT IS DISGUSTING.

      There. Fixed that for you. Now you can say "that is disgusting".

      Of course, that is not what the GP said...

    42. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask the parents to join. They don't necessarily have to be in the same room.

    43. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're telling us that two 13 year olds were interested in your cock?

    44. Re:The moral of the story by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The place where I worked opened a day care center right in the front of the building for children of employees.
      They built a playground in part of where the parking lot used to be, in front of the entrance.
      They also had picnic tables for employees who didn;t want to be ramped in the depressing cafeterias during lunch on nice days.

      I like kids. I have 6 nieces and a nephew, had a large part in raising my eldest niece, and what it more pleasant and stress reducing than watching a playground full of happy kids? I should add here that I worked for - A TOY COMPANY.

      We made toys, we needed to understand kids, we made products for them, needed to see how they interacted with them. And it would be pretty good if you're working at making kids' toys that you - ya'know, kinda LIKE kids, care about them, understand them, be able to see through their eyes, etc. All of that. Would be hard to work for a toy company and not have an understanding of kids.

      So I sat out there one day at a picnic table eating my lunch, looking around, sometimes watching the kids play. I was maybe 26 and was also hoping to be a dad someday, I think I would have made a good dad.

      The looks I got from people - that was enough, I never went outside for lunch by myself ever again.

      For fuck's sake, I was an employee of a toy company on lunch break, and people gave me strange looks for watching the other employee's kids play in the company playground.

      There's something wrong when a male of child-rearing age cannot even say "I like kids" without that coming across as creepy to a lot of people.

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    45. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girls should be married off once they are able to have children. 12 or 13 years old sounds about entering that range.

      If your a man in the west you might aswell just kill yourself or just fail to treat whatever medical conditions you have so that you will die sooner rather than later. There is no point in living: you will never aquire a sweet bride you'd actually like.

    46. Re:The moral of the story by Draek · · Score: 1

      He got in trouble because he had the stupid idea to upload a video that makes it look like he was abusing children.

      Stating that using "dirty" words in front of children constitutes an abuse of them is a huge disrespect to any children who's been a victim of actual abuse.

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    47. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow and people wonder why males aren't entering the education system as teachers.

      ... and that explains why people are getting dumber.

    48. Re:The moral of the story by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 2

      You would have prosecuted Navokov, I guess?

    49. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there is something else going on with you - I've been all over the place with my daughter, never felt that way at all.

      I mean really this sentence:

      "I know they are probably thinking "I better keep an eye on that guy, he is alone with a little girl. He may be her dad, but who knows and even if he is, all men are sexual predators because that is what the media tells me."

      Is rather extreme, no one actually thinks like that (unless you run into alot of paranoid schizophrenics in your daily routine).

    50. Re:The moral of the story by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      don't want to damage the "merchandise!"

    51. Re:The moral of the story by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Chickens make fantastic pets. They can be toilet trained. They are intelligent, loyal, protective, and make great burglar alarms. They love to watch TV and Pumpkin(wife named her) loves to go in the car. She rides on the dashboard and leans into corners brilliantly. When I am on the computer she rides on my arm or my shoulder and was once spotted perched on Humphrey's head(he's a larbador) while he sat in the passenger seat wgile I drove through town.
      The best part about having a pet chicken that travcels well is that without fail everyone who see's her smiles and of course she lays eggs

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    52. Re:The moral of the story by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      exactly, like many people pointed out, most child molesters are in the same family... so we should be extra weary of every male living with a younger person.

      I feel the same way with my own kids and they're getting double digits now. But you still wait by the restroom in a busy gas station for the kids to be counted... while FoxNews on the TV nearby makes you feel like a pervert even though you're waiting by the door of the restroom.

    53. Re:The moral of the story by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Obviously there is some sort of mental bell curvy thing that some people have and they use it to measure the qualities/behaviours of other people. If you are an outlier then you are automagically not part of the pack/unacceptable/strange. I am proud not to be part of the herd and I often sit at the park with my dog, playing classical guitar with a chicken asleep on my shoulder, using a couple of open laptops, and occasionally referencing from a pile of books. If someone has a problem with this then it is their problem not mine and frankly I don't give a flying proverbial.
      I am considered in some quarters not to be very user friendly lacking some of the essential pack prerequisites. If I have to be greedy, lie, backbite, and generally behave like a self centred bastard to fit in with the majority then please for God's sake can I just take my chicken to the park and make someone smile.

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    54. Re:The moral of the story by parlancex · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My friend and I once decided to go to a fast food restaurant (at the time we were ages 20 and 21). It was raining and my friend didn't have a coat, as a joke we cut up a garbage bag and he put it on, and even though I had a coat I thought it would be goofy if I wore my girlfriend's lab coat. We took a camera to record people's reactions (note what GP said about cameras) which I put in my vest pocket, where it was quite obvious / visible. We stood in line and placed our order, a few people working in the store thought we looked ridiculous and it was funny.

      There was a lady in front of us there with her daughter who looked like she was about 15 that suddenly turned around and accused of taping her daughter for sexual purposes. Her daughter was dressed as a whore but obviously that was not our aim; If we were there to make videos of girls we would probably not wear weird costumes to attract attention to ourselves, and we might actually try to hide the camera. I offered to delete all the video we had shot because I understand some people might be uncomfortable being taped without their consent, but she insisted that we had hidden the pornographic material on the camera and that we wouldn't really delete anything. Her husband called the cops and at that point my friend and I figured we should just stay and explain ourselves to them because if we leave it's going to look like we fled, so we sat around and waited for the cops to show up. They eventually showed up and escorted my friend and I to the squad car where we explained our side of the story. After another half hour of waiting while they talked to the insane lady in the restaurant the cop came back and asked to see the camera which I happily handed over and showed him how to retrieve what was on it. Eventually he let us go, and the restaurant banned us for "causing" a disturbance.

      Long story short the moral of the story is that it is a crime to 1) Be male and be near girls under 18 2) Do / wear anything weird 3) Be in possession of a camera. Even though we weren't actually arrested or charged with anything we still had to waste a few hours of our day to deal with the incident and suffer the embarrassment of the situation in public just because we were accused.

    55. Re:The moral of the story by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      In the book incident they made it clear early on that if I didn't show them the respect they felt that they were due that they would defect my car off the road so that it would never be able to be registered ever again. The funny part of this is that here in South Australia the state recently had to import several hundred cops from the United Kingdom as SA people don't appear to want to join the police. The funny part of it being that they had a Pom in the car that they were showing the ropes and how macho cops where here in SA. This poor guy looked so ashamed and embarrased at what he was witnessing I wouldn't be surprised if he went back home to the UK rather than work with them. He was the last one to walk away from me and he turned and said quietly (so only I could hear) that he was very sorry and that i should try and have a nice day.
      Did I mention that I also had the luck to park near a plastic bag containing used syringes that one of the cops picked up and then started to claim I had dumped them when I saw their car? Or that while I was distracted by Cop 1 that Cop 2 who was out of my line of sight had taken my phone out of the car and was thumbing through its contents while using his pen and pad to note down my vast and dangerous criminal connections. When I brought up that this was a pretty fucked up thing to be doing(I think those were my words) the vehicle defect threat was made.
      I now have a contact called "Colin's Heroin Dealer" with the police seen something that needs reporting number .

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    56. Re:The moral of the story by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Those big green garbage bags with neck and arm holes make fantastic wet weather gear in a pinch. I have had to do it too.

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    57. Re:The moral of the story by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Nothing that I can see is unusual about me in anyway.

      - orly? let's find something.

      I'm in a happy, stable marriage with my wife.

      - we see what you did here.

      there is plenty of unusual about you in at least one way.

    58. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez you guys need to get a clue. Look in the mirror, something about your appearance makes you look like a pedophile. Change the look, you're creeping people out. It's not some big conspiracy about how America is paranoid and sees child molestors all over but it's easier to believe that than believe it's your appearance.

    59. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't a male chicken was it?

    60. Re:The moral of the story by Dogun · · Score: 1

      Someone should get this gigantic asshole on the Daily Show.

    61. Re:The moral of the story by gullevek · · Score: 1

      If you are in america or perhaps England. But the rest of the world is not yet so perverted.

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    62. Re:The moral of the story by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      We've the same policy in the public school I work at. It's partly to protect the pupils, and partly to protect us from false accusations made by pupils seeking revenge upon the teacher who gave them detention. The staff are all terrified of such accusations, because we know that even if it's proven beyond all possible doubt that the accusations was completly fabricated it'll still mean the end of our career. No school is going to hire an accused pedophile, and if one did the parents would eventually find out and be outraged.

    63. Re:The moral of the story by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now there's an idea.... anyone here work for television studios, and want a stunt? Here's one. Set up a few hidden cameras in a street. Get a child actor to hang around and look miserable, cry a bit, and obviously be in distress. Film the manner in which every man carefully avoids approaching or looking at the child, and see how long it takes before someone is finally brave or reckless enough to intervene. Use for a news story about how the culture of fear is endangering children.

      Ironically, all staff involved in the production would need to undergo enhanced-disclosure criminal records checks in this country to work with a child.

    64. Re:The moral of the story by Damouze · · Score: 1

      Do not be too sure about that. In some parts of Europe the tendency to label a completely innocent man (women are for some unspoken reason almost never accused) as a child molestor goes on par with cases of actual child abuse. The former may not always end up in criminal court or result in an actual sentencing, but the media coverage is disproportional and there are legions of citizens ready to lynch him if the case is thrown out or he is acquitted, or to cry wolf that the sentence was not high enough. And the sad part is that if a person is acquitted or the case is thrown out, the damage is already done and he (or she) is almost without exception blacklisted and prevented from working with children again - without valid grounds. The fear that someone may be a black sheep is often more damaging than this person actually being one.

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    65. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moral of the story here is don't talk to police.

    66. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your neighbourhood is weird man. I do all those things and noone bats an eyelid (England BTW)...

    67. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some years ago, my older daughter (I guess about 10) borrowed an old camera of mine and ran off with it to another part of the house, where she took some pics of my younger daughter's (then about 3 or so) genitals. I had no idea she did this. Much later, the camera was passed to my elderly in-laws. Eventually they processed the film (yes, it was a while ago) at the local chemist. They saw the pics, called the cops, and we all ended up in the police station for a long time - coincidentally the girls were visiting the grandparents that day, so ended up there as well. My wife and I spent a very long night and tiresome in the police station, with them seemingly convinced I was a master pedophile grooming my children.

      Oh, it was a fun night. Eventually they let us go with vague warnings and pretty nasty implied threats. Nothing came of it of course.

      I was left with a deep distaste for the police, who handled the affair with, I thought, impressive inefficiency. If you ever read Kafka's "The Trial", it felt just like that (and if you haven't, be warned, it's not a happy book). I don't think the kids have been permanently scarred, though I imagine the older one has not the positive faith in the police I would prefer her to have. This is Australia, not generally thought of as a police state.

    68. Re:The moral of the story by Adayse · · Score: 1

      They are thinking that you should take your daughter to the mens bathroom rather than the womens. Easy mistake to make and the rule is not entirely self evident.

    69. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though it shouldn't be funny I laughed. The worst drivers I've seen around children are some of the parents and the bus drivers. "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late for a very important date."

    70. Re:The moral of the story by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      Wow and people wonder why males aren't entering the education system as teachers.

      That's the least of our problems, at some point this is going to become so ingrained that most males will decide having children is too much of a hassle. Then we can go the way of Japan where the population continues to age and birth rate declines. Then we won't have to worry any more, no kids!! But the side-effects will be awful on the country. I'm sure the "think of the children" crowd think it's worth it.

    71. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The whole time they were there I was nice and polite but couldn't help wanting them to just fuck [...]

      See, you're a pedophile after all !!!

    72. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a 44 year old male. I was at the park a while ago and I always take my labrador and my chicken(she's very free range). Two young girls(probably about 12 or 13 years old) came up to me and started to talk to me. They sat down and were patting the chicken who is very tame and interesting. The whole time they were there I was nice and polite but couldn't help wanting them to just fuck off(mostly because they were inane little twits). A lady walked up and complimented me on the dog and talked about the chicken and said it was nice to see a father out with his kids. I said they weren't my children and they had just come up to pat the chicken. She gave me a filthy look and walked away. Fifteen minutes later a police car pulled up at the park wanting to know everything about me and why I was at the park.They weren't shy about trying to claim I was a molester who used my chicken to attract children.

      Also, my wife writes children's book and has 26 published. I was pulled over by the side of the road one day talking on my cellphone and a police car pulled up wanting to know what I was doing. One of the cops saw some kid's books in the car and asked me how old my kids where. I responded that I didn't have kids and he asked me if I used the books as bait. So rest assured USA this pedo-hysteria happens in Australia too.

      I'm a 24 year old (half dominican half polish but my dad was light skinned so i came out mostly white) grad student. Every couple of months the school where i study hosts youth days where the campus has 10 to 20 groups of 10-12 year olds wandering around. Many people don't like this very much but i don't mind cause i think STEM programs are wonderful and certainly got me interested in engineering.

      One day i was taking a dump in a public bathroom when a group of 5 young boys walked in while talking bout pokemon or something video game related. They had been loitering around the bathroom and had seen me as i walked in. One of them said "hey didn't some old guy walk in before us?" to which another guy responded "Yeah, he is probably watching our junk. we should tell someone"

      After they walked out i got the hell out of that building as fast as i could in case one of the little bastards actually went to a teacher and ruined my entire life.

    73. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We emigrated to the Netherlands. People are a lot more healthy here. Children walk up to me, an adult male, and engage conversation. It took a while to realise that I didn't have to worry about this as it doesn't make other people suspect your.

      This is one of the many reasons why Dutch children are the happiest in the world.

    74. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was funny!

    75. Re:The moral of the story by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Good for you for knowing enough of your rights to not allow a search of your computer.

      Personally, I wouldn't have shown him my ID either. He has no right to anything but your name unless you're operating a motor vehicle in which case you need to show your license.

    76. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there's more money in other fields.

    77. Re:The moral of the story by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Personally, I wouldn't have shown him my ID either. He has no right to anything but your name unless you're operating a motor vehicle in which case you need to show your license.

      Actually, that's no longer true in the U.S. What form that may take depends upon the state that you live in. In some, you are only required to verbally identify yourself. In some (most?), you are now required to show some form of identification. That is generally a picture ID issued by a governmental agency.

    78. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this were 4chan, then this round of stories would have taken a completely different turn.

    79. Re:The moral of the story by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      To be clear - I don't have a problem with him taking his chicken to the park, nor with him being a bit strange. However, when you engage in behavior that's somewhat outside the norm in a public venue, it can certainly be misinterpreted and you shouldn't be shocked if that happens. Obviously, I don't think the guy deserves to go to jail or be harassed by police just because he has a chicken for a pet or is a bit strange.

    80. Re:The moral of the story by bannable · · Score: 1

      Not quite most, but [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_and_Identify_statutes]many[/url] do have relevant statues.

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    81. Re:The moral of the story by bannable · · Score: 1

      And that is what I get for posting on forums... Correct link.

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    82. Re:The moral of the story by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      you were under NO requirement to show photos to the cop.

      do not collect $200, do not pass go, my friend.

      next time, insist that your photos are yours and only a judge can legally compel you to show them. and not even a judge can compel you to DELETE them.

      please know your rights next time.

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    83. Re:The moral of the story by parlancex · · Score: 1

      Oh trust me, we were both aware our rights were being violated. We just wanted to get go home without being put on a sex offender list; we pissed off and scared. We knew we didn't do anything wrong, but we knew if we stood up for our rights and went the letter of the law route we'd probably end up going downtown for additional hassle. Such is the state of the system.

    84. Re:The moral of the story by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Now there's an idea.... anyone here work for television studios, and want a stunt? Here's one. Set up a few hidden cameras in a street. Get a child actor to hang around and look miserable, cry a bit, and obviously be in distress. Film the manner in which every man carefully avoids approaching or looking at the child, and see how long it takes before someone is finally brave or reckless enough to intervene. Use for a news story about how the culture of fear is endangering children.

      It's not an original idea. I've seen exactly that thing done on TV. Did it make a difference? Not noticeably.

    85. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit man, you *really* need to get that story out there.

      You should lodge an official complaint with SAPOL and take it public. Get in touch with the shadow police minister and Leon Byner on FiveAA.

      People going about their business shouldn't have to tolerate being threatened and treated like shit by the police. These "officers of the peace" need to be reprimanded.

    86. Re:The moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No kids" is the only way to protect them from the horrible, cruel, pedo filed world we all live in nowadays. Short of encasing them in safes with tubes for air and food until they're 18.
      It's sad but it's what people think.

    87. Re:The moral of the story by WildBlueYonder · · Score: 1

      If the trend continues, we're going to be a nation of absolute scaredy-cats who are afraid of our own shadows in just a couple more generations.

      Aren't we are already there?

    88. Re:The moral of the story by jeffrey.endres · · Score: 1

      A suit for slander might have her think twice about unfounded accusations of that nature.

  13. Re:Constitutional Rights by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CSI just showed somebody shooting an underage person a dozen times in the chest. Better arrest those actors for murder, then. Idiot.

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  14. What about privacy? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 0, Troll

    Gosh, amazing how soon change their mind. If someone dares to infringe upon your privacy you cry wolf but if a guy misuses children for the sake of views "However, when later asked if he regretted his decision he seemed a bit more cavalier: “I guess we’ll see how many views it gets on the Internet,” he said." then that is alright.

    The kids nor their parents gave permission for this footage to be used as this. Don't they have rights? Hang him on this, confiscate all his past, current and future earning to pay for damages. That should frighten any musician I know far more then mere jail time.

    Yes, the joke has been done before, but the other PAID and the people involved ALL knew what was going on. Big difference. If you disagree, then basically you think it is okay for a picture of you to be taken from the internet and placed besides an article you don't want to be linked to. Oh wait, that happened just a while ago and everyone was so outraged by it.

    Guess that hypocrisy rides again.

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    1. Re:What about privacy? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you surrender all rights to your video the moment you upload it to one of these services. But who reads all that legalese, right ? They just click "Accept" and upload to their heart's content. Let's not let facts, established laws and (gasp) 9th grade english language get in the way of a good old-fashioned catholic guilt trip.

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    2. Re:What about privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gosh, amazing how soon change their mind. If someone dares to infringe upon your privacy you cry wolf but if a guy misuses children for the sake of views "However, when later asked if he regretted his decision he seemed a bit more cavalier: “I guess we’ll see how many views it gets on the Internet,” he said." then that is alright.

      The kids nor their parents gave permission for this footage to be used as this. Don't they have rights? Hang him on this, confiscate all his past, current and future earning to pay for damages. That should frighten any musician I know far more then mere jail time.

      Yes, the joke has been done before, but the other PAID and the people involved ALL knew what was going on. Big difference. If you disagree, then basically you think it is okay for a picture of you to be taken from the internet and placed besides an article you don't want to be linked to. Oh wait, that happened just a while ago and everyone was so outraged by it.

      Guess that hypocrisy rides again.

      Shut the fuck up asshole, just shut..the fuck....UP.

    3. Re:What about privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess that hypocrisy rides again.

      I guess he deserves to be labeled as a child molester then. Look at him misusing children. He misused children. He is a KIDDY-DIDDLER! HE TOUCHES CHILDREN! HE MOLESTED CHILDREN! HE IS A CHILD RAPIST! CASTRATE THAT CHILD RAPIST! BURN HIM! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

    4. Re:What about privacy? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I don't recall claiming that I believe it's wrong to make a video/take a picture of people in a public place, even if the law says that it is.

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    5. Re:What about privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yet you support the perversion of the justice system to 'stick it to him'? you're no better.. you can rot in hell with the prosecutor.

    6. Re:What about privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, the law worked out and the guy got fined for using the altered video of the kids without their permission. Wait, no that didn't happen and he is now a sex offender and in jail for 20 years?

    7. Re:What about privacy? by Brannoncyll · · Score: 2

      The kids nor their parents gave permission for this footage to be used as this. Don't they have rights? Hang him on this, confiscate all his past, current and future earning to pay for damages. That should frighten any musician I know far more then mere jail time.

      So take him to court for not obtaining permission from the parents or whatever. Hanging him or making him permanently bankrupt as some sort of example is absolutely sick and I think that you should perhaps seek psychiatric help.

    8. Re:What about privacy? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the subjects of your video also have rights, and they don't disappear just because YOU chose to click accept to terms you didn't actually have sufficient license to agree to.

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    9. Re:What about privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall claiming that I believe it's wrong to make a video/take a picture of people in a public place, even if the law says that it is.

      What you believe is immaterial - it's what the law says that matters. If you want to disagree with a law (or laws) best do it as a well documented group or you're just one or more criminals who are breaking the law.

    10. Re:What about privacy? by 517714 · · Score: 1

      You are accusing /. collectively of not being philosophically self-consistent, but you are wrong. Speaking for those who you have mischaracterized. We do not want the government to be involved in things in which they have no business. The government has no business spying on us (privacy) - our Bill of Rights says so, the government has no business prosecuting this idiot - the kids and their parents are the only ones who should be involved - in a civil suit.

      The parents of the children in the movies cited are involved in what is tantamount to child prostitution/slavery. They took money and provided their innocent children for the same purposes as this guy has been charged, but those children were actually present during the performance. Child abuse is okay when it is done for money? There is not a "big difference" from a government perspective, or at least there should not be. The argument that certain behavior is is acceptable only when it is for commercial purposes, only is not consistent with anything the founders of this country ever wrote. I will say it again, this is a civil matter.

      Fortunately the judge who set the bail at only $5000.00 seems to have realized that this is a witch hunt.

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    11. Re:What about privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for privacy rights. If there were privacy laws (which there are not, in the USA), I would be all for charging this guy with privacy violation.

      However, having the FBI bust his door in screaming CHILD PORN and ransack his life...

      NOT the answer.

      Not even fucking close. The mere idea of conflating THIS bullshit (a 20 year sentence and lifetime registration?) with a privacy law violation (likely a small civil suit, or a moderate fine), is absolutely fucking inane.

      Seriously?

    12. Re:What about privacy? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      it's what the law says that matters.

      The point is that he spoke of hypocrisy where there was none.

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    13. Re:What about privacy? by HJED · · Score: 1

      The outrage here is what he is being prosecuted for not that he is being prosecuted, dubbing lyrics over a music video is not child porn and he should not be charged with that crime which will destroy his life. If I was him I would be suing all those involved for an amount sufficient to create a false identity and a new life because that is what appears to be necessary for people charged with such crimes to get on with there life these day.

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    14. Re:What about privacy? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Um, actually, no.

      If you take pictures (or video), you do not need other people's permission who appear in that.

      You need permission if you use it for specific purposes, like advertising, but a demo of your musical performance is not 'advertising'.

      Perhaps more importantly, this doesn't have anything to do with child porn. For all we know, he parked illegally at the school, that doesn't mean he should be charged with vehicular homicide.

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    15. Re:What about privacy? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      The kids nor their parents gave permission for this footage to be used as this.

      Nor is he legally required to ask for it, in the case of non-commercial use.

    16. Re:What about privacy? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Then it is a contract issue, to be resolved in court, not a criminal matter involving jail time.

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  15. Fair is fair; + very real civil liability by davidwr · · Score: 0

    Charge them all or let them all go.

    Now, since he didn't get a model release or copyright release on the images of the children, the kids' parents may have a very strong civil suit on several grounds and the copyright owner of the video MAY have a copyright claim if it's not covered under fair-use.

    All in all, unless this was a student project not intended for publication, he was stupid to do this without a model release. However, in a free country he shouldn't have anything to worry about on the criminal front. The question is, is Michigan free?

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    1. Re:Fair is fair; + very real civil liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If one of the kids in this video was mine, I'd want to kick his ass from here to wherever it is people kick asses to. As jokes go, it's in seriously poor taste and he very much deserves to be on the receiving end of a shitstorm. Criminal charges, however? Making tasteless jokes about someone, even a child, does not constitute sexual abuse and to arrest him on that basis is an abuse of law.

    2. Re:Fair is fair; + very real civil liability by Rifter13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Generally, model releases are needed for pay. You can take a picture of anyone, as long as they do not have any reasonable expectation of privacy. A school is a public place, hence no real expectation for privacy. He just can't make money, directly, off of it. At least, that is how I have read the statutes to be.

      They guy made a crude joke. WAY too many people have gone WAY overboard on this. Our society is being put into a straight jacket. Humor has ALWAYS had more wiggle room, than most other forms of speech. But, the way too important people are even stifling humor. It is really pathetic.

    3. Re:Fair is fair; + very real civil liability by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      it's in seriously poor taste

      To you, maybe. Some may disagree.

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    4. Re:Fair is fair; + very real civil liability by aitikin · · Score: 1

      Generally, model releases are needed for pay. You can take a picture of anyone, as long as they do not have any reasonable expectation of privacy. A school is a public place, hence no real expectation for privacy. He just can't make money, directly, off of it. At least, that is how I have read the statutes to be.

      IANAL, but from what few law classes I've taken, this is the truth. If there is no reasonable expectation of privacy (IE this is not a school where it is explicitly stated that cameras are not to be used on campus) and no expectation of income, you can use it. That being said, the parents are still able to seek civil recourse for it.

      After all, do you think the news channels make everyone who walks by on the street sign a waiver saying that the channel can use their likeness? I've been in countless videos and pictures where I signed no waiver, and didn't even know that it was being filmed, but that does not grant me the right to see those people put in jail.

      Now the real crazy part of all of this is copyright law. From what I understand, (again IANAL, but I play one on /.) he legally has the copyright to all that footage, regardless of who is in it.

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  16. Streisand effect by L473ncy · · Score: 1

    This video is probably going to go in wide circulation after the media reports on this story. If they try to suppress him, it'll just generate more publicity.

  17. oops, "them all" = the comedians by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Sorry, "Charge them all" means charge all the comedians and others who have done this before.

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  18. Legally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The law needs to be extended to include morons. They feel they have to charge him with a sex crime since there's no laws on the books for charging him with rampant acts of stupidity. It's like charging him with attempted murder for running a motorcycle into a brick wall as a jackass stunt. They need to be able to charge him with being a jackass of the third degree. First degree would be extreme danger to himself or others but since he appears to cause minimal risk to himself or others the lesser third degree charge would apply. An appropriate sentence would be forcing him to wear a cone hat with the word "Dumbass" on it for 90 days and be required to do 100 hours of community service speaking to kids on how to avoid becoming a Dumbass like him.

    1. Re:Legally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The system is fine.
      Americans need to understand that they do not live in a Democracy. As a tyranny, the USA is working very well, no problem with the system at all. If the goal of the government and authorities were to build a Democracy, then yes, the system would be broken. But this is not their goal, they're reaching their goal well.

      It's also not the first case of a young man falsely accused of a sex crime against children in the USA. Google Matthew White.

    2. Re:Legally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is democracy. A majority of Americans feel that anyone might be considered "Child molesters" be burned at the stake. So that's what we get. It doesn't matter that the majority is stupid.

  19. Re:Constitutional Rights by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    His video depicted him saying sexual remarks to children. Whether or not they were actually there doesn't really matter.

    What?

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  20. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    8==D ~~~

    check it out, it's an underage dick! oh the humanity!!!!

    Eat shit and die you freedom hating fascist fucker.

  21. Well, the video has since been removed by Youtube. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And since it has been removed, I can't watch the video and make my own judgment about what was said. Because I think as usual, the prosecutor is doing the prosecutor thing and using the protect the children bullshit witch hunt to boost his political career.

    Of course, the stupid ignorant easily swayed with two bit opinions dipshit public will crucify this poor guy and his life is forever fucked. Even if he's exonerated - he's fucked.

    We are not a free country anymore, no thanks to our draconian sex, drug and terrorism laws.

  22. Blame the system. by unity100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A system which allows a moron to become a prosecutor, fails.

    1. Re:Blame the system. by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      It's called a government by the people for the people.

    2. Re:Blame the system. by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Agreed, thats why civilised countries dont have elections for judges and chief prosecutors.
      In .au the govt appoints the judges/prosecutors and I dont remeber any significant problems with this approach.

  23. whats the url by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whats thttp://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/02/19/2134202/Musician-Jailed-Over-Prank-YouTube-Video#he url for the video??

  24. email by Sprouticus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here you go folks, let those at the Muskegon Prosecutors office know how you feel about their use of tax dollars....

    prosecutor@co.muskegon.mi.us

    1. Re:email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trying to get us banged up as well? It doesn't take much apparently.

    2. Re:email by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I think I will give them this informational video as an example prior art

      Maybe they can get the taxpayers to front a trip to England for 'research'.

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    3. Re:email by westlake · · Score: 1

      Here you go folks, let those at the Muskegon Prosecutors office know how you feel about their use of tax dollars....

      The Muskegon prosecuor has the Muskegon parents at his back. People he knows and who know him. The geek in the dock has Sprouticus and you.

    4. Re:email by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      Here you go folks, let those at the Muskegon Prosecutors office know how you feel about their use of tax dollars....

      prosecutor@co.muskegon.mi.us

      Not like he's going to care what any of us say, unless we're a reporter and are going to get him media attention.

  25. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    It isn't illegal to depict children being murdered, we're totally fine with that here in America. The GP is correct though, and you're the ignorant asshole.

  26. Michigan DAs by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Some wrong these guys...

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    1. Re:Michigan DAs by Dogun · · Score: 1

      http://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/05/us/judge-drops-charges-of-delivering-drugs-to-an-unborn-baby.html
      Replace the word 'cocaine' with 'alcohol', and this looks ridiculous. Same guy. Goes for BS cases he can't win.

  27. Sicko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Pretty sick and twisted thing to do. The guy obviously has issues and needs to get professional help to control these urges. The singer guy too sounds pretty screwed up.

  28. Re:Constitutional Rights by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    You don't have the freedom to say sexual remarks to children.

    If you're not paying attention to the constitution, that is. It clearly just says "freedom of speech." Speech doesn't hurt them in the least. How ridiculous.

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  29. What if every MI singer did something similar? by davidwr · · Score: 2

    What if every singer in Michigan dared to take some out-of-copyright or liberally-licensed video of children and dub them signing this or some similar song they cleared the rights to and posted it on YouTube?

    Would prosecutors in Michigan dare to arrest them all?

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    1. Re:What if every MI singer did something similar? by aitikin · · Score: 1

      -- For the sake of not hurting anyone, if you try this please use videos of kids who are now adults or of possible, well over 50.

      For example, anything from here is probably a decent choice for this purpose.

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  30. So... by JockTroll · · Score: 1

    The keywords here are "stupid joke", "done many times by professional comedians", "21-year-old aspiring musician". He thought he was playing in the same field as the Big Boys with Big Lawyers. Big mistake. There is royalty, there are their jesters and courtesans, there are royalty's guards and minions, and there are little people. Those who belong to the latter category ought to know better than to stick their heads where they're not allowed. When the little guy plays with the Big Boys, the Big Boys rip the little guy's head off, chew on his brains and spit them out, shit into his skull and wipe their asses with his face.

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    1. Re:So... by hedwards · · Score: 0

      That's the thing, most professional comedians spend a lot of time developing those jokes before they put them together into one show. And even with a set of jokes that are generally well accepted by audiences, you never know when you're going to bomb. Which is the point, it's poor judgment to go that far out on a limb on a video without testing the material. If he wouldn't do that in front of the kids, that's a pretty good indication that he shouldn't be doing the material.

      The jokes most likely to get you in trouble are the ones that you wouldn't tell in front of the person or group that you're mocking.

    2. Re:So... by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I agree that it should be illegal to tell bad jokes, and a 20-year prison term sounds like a pretty sufficient penalty, I... wait, what? Are you retarded? We can't have comedic material unless it's suitable for a child audience?

      Go hide under your bed. This world will scare you.

  31. Re:Constitutional Rights by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know, it will be against the law to tell a kid that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

  32. Re:Well, the video has since been removed by Youtu by davidwr · · Score: 1

    With the copyright violations it will probably never be back up.

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  33. Re:Constitutional Rights by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His video depicted him saying sexual remarks to children. Whether or not they were actually there doesn't really matter.

    So if I step on a 3" person I made out of clay I can be found guilty of murder? Are you fucking insane?

  34. Protect the children! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

    Protect them from naughty words, video games, television, movies, comic books, music, and pretty much all forms of entertainment in existence. And yet, even with all of this meaningless 'protection', I still don't feel as though I've locked them in a small enough bubble yet. What should we ban/censor next? After all, saying naughty words is bad because naughty words are bad (because I said so). Even though they're just words with meanings like every other word and they won't really hurt them unless they themselves be hurt by them (and as everyone knows, your constitutional rights are being violating if you get offended by something), they mustn't be allowed to hear them! What a great plan! Forget freedom of speech (speech that offends others is clearly prohibited, even though that is extremely subjective and the constitution mentions nothing about that)! This guy's just... a terrorist and a pedophile!

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    1. Re:Protect the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that you also have to make sure that the children have a rich, full life, with experiences that train them to be good little compliant worker bees. Anything that sounds wrong is the work of the Evan Emory, aka Emmanuel Goldstein, who wants to ruin their little minds with deviant thoughts.

    2. Re:Protect the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then ship them across the ocean to die in war at the age of 18.

  35. meenwhile, bad taste is not an offence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, this person should be banned from participating
    in education of children

  36. driving slowly around schools and playgrounds... by davidwr · · Score: 2

    ... is of little help if you are distracted.

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  37. Re:Constitutional Rights by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

    You're practicing murder. So, yes. Besides, stepping on clay offends me, and as everyone knows, the constitution was made to protect you from things that offend you...

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  38. Ridiculous by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 2

    I, personally, think the idea was hilarious and I am in search of the video so I can watch it and laugh. But to the parents and school administration, perhaps this video is insulting and tasteless, at best. Criminal? Felonious? Child pornfuckingography? Are these people INSANE?

    1. Re:Ridiculous by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Are these people INSANE?

      Let me check. Video games? They likely want them banned/censored. Naughty words, television, comic books, books, music, and pretty much every form of entertainment? They likely want those banned/censored for the children, too.

      My opinion? They certainly are!

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      We're doomed. The vast majority of the country is unable to use common sense. The "authorities" in this case for wasting their time and everyone else for looking the other way and allowing the "authorities" to keep their job after doing this.

    3. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that this is news, right? The fact that it's news means that such events are rare enough that it doesn't happen everyday. Just as hearing about a child being kidnapped doesn't mean that our children are doomed, hearing about an ass-hat prosecutor doesn't mean that we are doomed.

      dom

    4. Re:Ridiculous by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      But if you add up all of the things that happen on a regular basis, you have quite a long list. Corporations obviously bribing politicians, politicians pushing for censorship and control (such as the USA PATRIOT Act, DMCA, ACTA, anti-net neutrality legislation, and internet kill switches), corporations working so closely with the government in some cases (such as what happened with Wikileaks), corporations running obvious and noticeable monopolies (I speak of ISPs, of course), and corporations attempting to ruin services for everyone to maximize their profit (such as lobbying for anti-net neutrality legislation). We really are in trouble, I think.

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    5. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, personally, think the idea was hilarious and I am in search of the video so I can watch it and laugh. But to the parents and school administration, perhaps this video is insulting and tasteless, at best. Criminal? Felonious? Child pornfuckingography? Are these people INSANE?

      The prosecutor involved agreed to prosecute because he is a filthy, perverted degenerate whose mind is constantly in the gutter. Of course you'd expect that from a man who met his wife at a donkey show in Tijuana.

    6. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, did all the do-gooders go after Wil Farrell & the funny little short movie with his daughter as his foul-mouthed landlordess?

    7. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes...Yes they are. Fuck the children and those who cry constantly for them. Now I'll be back in twenty or so years when I get out of prison for posting that.

  39. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know, it will be against the law to tell a kid that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

    Child rapist! We got a child rapist here!

  40. Re:Constitutional Rights by WiglyWorm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Legally, he is correct. Rationally, it's stupid that he's correct... But he's still correct.

  41. I'm sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This country is broken.
    Please fix it.

    1. Re:I'm sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we went well away from a country ruled by reason maybe 30 years ago. These days people are too worried about their lawns to care about common sense.

      Go ahead and mark this as troll (why I went AC on this) but this whole country has turned into IDIOTS.

    2. Re:I'm sorry by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I'm totally not getting the lawn reference. o_O

    3. Re:I'm sorry by aitikin · · Score: 1

      I believe he was getting to the obligatory, "Get off my lawn!" statements that crop up all around here.

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    4. Re:I'm sorry by .tekrox · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Penn_%26_Teller:_Bullshit!_episodes#Season_7:_2009 - Episode 7-08 - Lawns

      Watch this, you'll understand even lawns can get people sent to jail.
      I'm not even kidding - a man in the video was sent to jail 3 days for not maintaining his front lawn...

    5. Re:I'm sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh babyboomers! generation of hippies, religious revivals and Ronald Reagan! When will we be relieved of your presence?

    6. Re:I'm sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish they actually were worried about their lawns. It seems, instead, that they are concerned with the lawns of others!

  42. Oh for fuck's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    1. Re:Oh for fuck's sake by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you fucking kidding me?

      Nice pun. See you in jail.

  43. *AND THAT'S THE POINT!* by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    Give the FBI a run for their money.... are they *really* going to spend millions of dollars to bust down every Slashdot nerd's door just for clicking on that link? Maybe, considering how flagrant their definition of "turrrrist" is.

    1. Re:*AND THAT'S THE POINT!* by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      Give the FBI a run for their money.... are they *really* going to spend millions of dollars to bust down every Slashdot nerd's door just for clicking on that link?

      They don't have to bust down everyone's door. Just a dozen or so, and make sure it's well publicized. Screw with them and go to jail.

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  44. Re:Constitutional Rights by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    You don't have the freedom to say sexual remarks to children.

    I guess you don't watch TV much, or listen to the radio.

    Oh, and show us where the guy in question did as you suggest, as he didn't.. The children never heard a thing.

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  45. Re:Constitutional Rights by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

    His video depicted him saying sexual remarks to children. Whether or not they were actually there doesn't really matter. In America you can't even post naked pictures online of people you claim are underage, even if they are in fact over 18.

    Yes. This is known as "crimethink".

  46. The Trauma Myth by davidwr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I didn't read the book but the WikiPedia summary of the book makes it sound like child sexual abuse is no big deal when in fact it is a very big deal.

    While the book's author is largely correct "that later in life, after the memories are processed, examined, and more fully understood, the experience becomes traumatic" this is precisely why child sexual abuse IS a big deal.

    The fact that it is a delayed trauma does not make it non-traumatic, except perhaps to people who die fairly quickly after the abuse happened, before their sub-conscious or conscious mind reacts to it.

    Another factor not addressed in the summary which I hope the book covers is the harm done by the ongoing subconscious processing of the experience before the conscious processing happens. This may come out as stress, physical ailments, physically aggressive or other socially inappropriate non-sexual behavior (socially inappropriate sexual behavior is easily explained by "daddy did it to me, it must be okay if I do it to someone else"), and the like well before the child consciously processes the fact that she was abused. I say "she" as most child-sex-abuse victims are female, but the same goes for male victims.

    Also, the Wikipedia article says "[Susan] Clancy [the book's author] concludes that since sexual abuse of children is not violent per se." If Clancy does indeed say this then she is just plain wrong or she restricts himself to only certain definitions of violence. In my book, violence does not have to be physical or even overtly coercive. Any act which violates another person without being, on balance, good is in my book an act of violence. Parents and other caretakers frequently violate the personal autonomy of children, it is a necessary part of proper child-rearing. The "on balance good" test covers things like forcing a child to endure pain while he gets his vaccinations, forcing a child to go to bed at a certain time, and all the other things that parents and others can and must to in order to be responsible caretakers.

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    1. Re:The Trauma Myth by hedwards · · Score: 2

      That's really the problem, the assumption that it needs to be traumatic in order for it to be wrong. The only reason why there's trauma in many of the cases she talks about is because of the degree to which professionals make unsubstantiated assertions about what it's like. The reality is that if there weren't so many messages being sent to kids that if they liked it or weren't completely horrified and traumatized that it's there fault is where the trauma comes from.

      You're not going to read an article any shorter than the book and expect to really understand it. She provides a whole bunch of supporting information in the book which you wouldn't have time to cover in the period since I posted.

    2. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that it is a delayed trauma does not make it non-traumatic, except perhaps to people who die fairly quickly after the abuse happened, before their sub-conscious or conscious mind reacts to it.

      No it makes it more so.

      Stewing on it for years turns something minor into a big deal. And when you have all these people telling you that you should be traumatized, people will fall in line.

      Everyone is a goddamn victim these days. And you can't live your life until you stop being a victim - I know first hand. And I healed when I stopped listening to the fucking PhDs. And no. I didn't turn to religion either - another fucking scam.

    3. Re:The Trauma Myth by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I would really like to see the fact that most abuse victims are female backed up please

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    4. Re:The Trauma Myth by davidwr · · Score: 1

      I'm actually aware of the claim that child sexual abuse is only traumatic because we, society, make it so. The claim is not without merit, at least at first glance.

      However, if you look back to a time before we made it "a big deal" in society (basically, before the 1980s but in particular before the 1970s), you see that people really were hurt as they grew up and began to process what went on even without the prompting of social workers and therapists. You also see the impacts the sub-conscious mind's processing caused in outward undesirable behavior.

      Yes, back in those days there were probably more victims (%-age wise) who managed to get through life with little or no negative outcome, but there were probably a lot more who, because therapy wasn't available or they didn't know it was available, or they weren't offered it when the first signs of abuse-related stress showed up, suffered needlessly. I say "probably" only because I don't have hard numbers, but I'd stake my reputation on it.

      Even though today's system "forces" people who might be able to live a long life without thinking about or experiencing difficulties because of their abuse, it's a far better system than the one we had 40-50 years ago.

      There is certainly room for improvement. We do need to give young and adult victims who are not experiencing obvious signs of abuse-related stress permission to say "you know, right now, today, I just don't see this as a big deal and I wish everyone would stop treating it like it is" and from that point on, basically monitor them for stress and occasionally - a few times a year for children - remind them in a gentle way that if they change their mind and want to talk about it, you as the non-offending parent are there to listen and that you will answer any questions as best you can and will get help with the answers you don't know.

      We need to give adult victims who are experiencing stress that is not threatening them or others' welfare support but also the right to decline such support.

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    5. Re:The Trauma Myth by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the book but the WikiPedia summary [wikipedia.org] of the book makes it sound like child sexual abuse is no big deal when in fact it is a very big deal.

      Depends on your definition of "big deal." If you look at it, more people claim every year to have been abducted by aliens and raped than claims of children being abducted by strangers and raped or killed. So either there is a big problem with alien abductions, or there isn't a big problem with child sexual abuse by strangers. You choose. That you don't like the choices doesn't change the facts about the reports of occurrences of each. No, I didn't read the book or know anything about it, but reading about their alien abduction angle reminded me about that stat.

      Last I heard, the number of child abuse cases by strangers who abducted the children hovers about 1 per month in the USA, for a rate somewhere around 1/100,000,000. So the rate of that crime is most definitely not a "big deal," even if the crime itself is.

      Oh, and as sick as it sounds, much of the pain of child abuse is caused by the conservative (not political conservative, but Victorian morals the US still practices) nature of the US. Just like rape victims used to be stoned to death, the US still attaches great stigma to rape victims, especially those who were under age at the time. If we just dropped the massive over-reaction to the victims, the lasting effects of the act would be less. That's not to discount the effects, but to indicate that those who claim to be wanting to help are actually doing real damage of their own. Especially when the image of child abuse sold is that of the unknown stranger abducting children and abusing them, and that's essentially not happening, it marginalizes those abused by friends and family.

    6. Re:The Trauma Myth by davidwr · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you found healing.

      For most people, it's very difficult to get from

      Point A - denial you were abused
      to
      Point C - healing

      without going through point B - acceptance that you were abused.

      You don't have to be in point B very long - for some it may be a matter of minutes, for others, years.

      Now - you and others and for that matter the author of The Trauma Myth do make a very important point:
      For a few people, the degree of harm from the abuse may be small enough that its dwarfed by the harm that can come from going through therapy that's not necessary.

      Society isn't perfect and we sometimes make mistakes in judgment. For every kid who we give a Whooping Cough vaccination to who would never get or carry the illness, we force that child to endure the pain of the needle and expose him to the risk of serious side effects. But over a population, forced vaccinations are the right thing to do.

      Likewise, over a population of abused children, it's far better to expose them all to some form of intervention than to deny it to all. Until we as a society get better at determining who will benefit from intervention and who won't, and what degree and type of intervention is ideal for a particular victim, we make mistakes in both directions - some victims won't get all the support they need, others will needlessly suffer as they are force-fed unnecessary therapy. We need to refine our system, yes, but going back to the days when therapy wasn't routinely offered and even pushed on young victims just for the sake of rolling back the clock and helping the relatively few who fared better under the old system is a step backwards.

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    7. Re:The Trauma Myth by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      It'd be difficult to back up. And indeed, from what I've heard in my life it rather seems small boys are _slightly_ more popular. But it doesn't really matter what gender they are, it still is a downright horrific thing to do and leaves scars that simply do not heal. At all. I have been in relationship with two people who have gone through such tens of years ago and still it haunted them daily. It really makes you feel helpless to know what has happened and to know that you can't make it go away.

    8. Re:The Trauma Myth by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      The fact that it is a delayed trauma does not make it non-traumatic, except perhaps to people who die fairly quickly after the abuse happened, before their sub-conscious or conscious mind reacts to it.

      Maybe so, but the fact that the trauma is being experienced by an adult would tend to suggest that the action that caused it can't be considered "child abuse". If this kind of abuse has no effect on the child, then we seriously need to reconsider whether it's a crime deserving of a 20 year sentence and a lifetime of stigmatization.

      Notice that I said "if". I'm not actually convinced that child sexual exploitation isn't harmful - I'd have to see a lot more data before I accepted that premise - but IF that premise is correct, THEN the current laws don't make sense.

    9. Re:The Trauma Myth by davidwr · · Score: 2

      there isn't a big problem with child sexual abuse by strangers

      It's a long-established statistical fact that the classic stranger-danger child kidnapping/abuse is a myth. I think the "official" rate is about 500 per year for the United States for stranger kidnappings whether or not sexual abuse occurs.

      For missing kids, the common causes are runaways, kidnappings by people known to the child including non-custodial parents, children who wander off and are later found, and other causes.

      For child sexual abuse, about 40-45% happens in the home, either by a family member or someone living in the home. Another 40-45% is from people known to the victim or victim's family. Only about 5-10% is from strangers or people who are only known remotely by the victim and his or her family.

      I don't have it in front of me but I recently saw a statistic that said about 1/3 of child sexual abuse is perpetrated by children and teenagers. I don't remember if 18- and 19-year old perpetrators were included in the "1/3" number or not, and I didn't stop to check the credibility of the source behind the statistic. However, I have no doubt that a significant amount of abuse is perpetrated by teenagers on younger teens or children and by children on younger children.

      but to indicate that those who claim to be wanting to help are actually doing real damage of their own.

      On that we agree. I think we disagree on the solution. From where I stand, the current system is the best we've had in my lifetime and the lifetime of my parents, but it's still far from ideal and for some victims it is worse than systems we've had in the past. From where I stand, the solution is to refine the existing system, not to go back in time.

      Especially when the image of child abuse sold is that of the unknown stranger abducting children and abusing them

      Among law enforcement and "big name" child-protection organizations at least, this image has been passe for well over a decade and in more enlightened agencies, for several decades.

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    10. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "on balance good" seems to me like a different way to say "unpleasant from its point of view, necessary from its parents' view".

    11. Re:The Trauma Myth by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I know of at least one case, where "post processing" 20 years later convinced the "victim" of events that never took place. Where childhood memories were corrupted into something sexual that never happened.

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    12. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, when you treat it as an isolated thing, what you're saying is reasonable.

      But there are a lot of unintended consequences to what seems like an absurd moral panic.

      Read this thread, just down a little further, and then balance what is in it with what is written above. A whole new generation will grow up with no male role models at all. None, at least none that are sane. People who don't particularly like kids but might volunteer just to be a good guy... there is NO WAY in hell those guys are going to volunteer to work with kids now.

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2003860&cid=35255896

      What is the result? Kids raised in sterile environments, by all-female troops of social workers? Males who are still willing to volunteer are MUCH more likely to have ulterior motives, people get even more suspicious of males... ad infinitum, until the insanity is backed down a few notches.

      While in isolation, this reaction seems reasonable, I would like to point out that the hyper-paranoia that comes along with this moral dillemma might have something to do with the relative decline of youth productivity and behavior during the last 20 years. English speaking countries have unusually high levels of childhood obesity, childhood suicide and relatively low performance metrics in a variety of things such as education.

      Perhaps they're ALL completely unrelated, but the culture of fear surely can't help.

      When I think about having kids and raising them, I think that I would prefer I was in the 1940s or 1950s. I know that the kids are MUCH safer today. The rates of violence are SO much lower now than they were in the 1950s, but I feel like that comes at the expense of the "human" factor. It does "take a village" to raise a child, and that is NOT a village full of background-checked female-only therapists and social workers under constant supervision.

      My grandfather talks fondly of the old man down the road, who was a mechanic, who used to keep a bowl of candy in his shop so the local kids would come by. You could have some candy, but you had to sit and talk with him for a bit. My grandfather ended up becoming friends with him and ended up later crediting him with the inspiration to start his business, which made him wealthy.

      This would not be possible today. In fact, this guy would have the police kicking in his door.

      That's no the right reaction.

      It's not the THERAPY that is hurting kids. By all means, give the kids some means to talk about abuse, yes yes yes yes.

      But FUCK, do we have to dismantle society in the process, because we're so afraid of it?

      To me, this is a much greater issue than any one individual (or group of individuals) getting therapy...

      It's the ability to move past it and say "yeah, that sucked and therapy is good, but I'm really doing alright today."

    13. Re:The Trauma Myth by cas2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I haven't read or even heard of the book before, but just reading the wikipedia article about the author confirms my initial thought that a *very* short summary of her thesis might be that the actual crime of child abuse may be compounded many times over by the constant barrage of people telling the victim that they ought to be severely traumatised actually makes them far more traumatised than they would otherwise be, in a manner reminiscent of the way that deluded, obsessive, or even outright malicious "therapists" *create* False Memory Syndrome in susceptible people.

      i.e. that the crime of abuse may have happened, but that the trauma may be partly or even wholly created after the fact.

      it's not even a particularly surprising or unusual thesis...the Satanic Ritual Abuse moral panic of the 1980s clearly shows that it's possible to create such trauma even in children who *haven't* been sexually abused.

    14. Re:The Trauma Myth by CookieForYou · · Score: 1

      While I agree with some of your conclusion, be careful not to confuse "abducted" and "abused", because they're far different things.

      I think most sexual abuse happens by parents and family, but "strangers" still account for like 5 or 10 percent, which still numbers in the thousands or tens of thousands per year.

    15. Re:The Trauma Myth by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      you as the non-offending parent

      This may mean ever few months asking the victim if she wants to talk about the abuse, but, unless it's obvious she's in need of counseling at the time, respecting her right to not talk about it right now.

      It would appear that your mental model of child sexual exploitation is strongly based in stereotypes.

      Furthermore, I take issue with your unjustified assumption that people process events subconsciously over many years. I contend that people's perception of the past is always colored by their current worldview and socialization, which of course changes over time.

      For a moment, discard all cultural baggage surrounding sexuality. In the absence of such baggage, why and how is sexual contact between children of similar age damaging? Between children and older children? Teenagers? Adults? Once we have understood what inherent effects sexual experiences have on children, we can implement the optimal solution of eliminating cultural baggage (which I suspect would have numerous unrelated benefits) and create a social and legal structure that prevents harmful sexual contact with children and mitigates adverse affects when such contact cannot be prevented.

    16. Re:The Trauma Myth by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In my book, violence does not have to be physical or even overtly coercive. Any act which violates another person without being, on balance, good is in my book an act of violence. (...) The "on balance good" test covers things like (...) forcing a child to go to bed at a certain time

      So if I'm an overprotective mother who forces the child to go to bed so early it fails the test, I'm committing an act of violence against that child? An act that violates is a violation, violence almost exclusively means physical force - none of the other uses like a violent storm really apply here. I think it's you that's using a dictionary different from everyone else.

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    17. Re:The Trauma Myth by davidwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the use of the word she: Another post in this thread reminded me that female victims significantly outnumber male victims - about 2- or 3- to one according to one 15-year-old study, so I switched from the gender-neutral pronoun "he" to the gender-specific pronoun "she." No gender bias was intended.

      I take issue with your unjustified assumption that people process events subconsciously over many years

      I've known enough people for which this is true and I've read enough that I don't consider this assumption unjustified, at least not in my mind.

      . I contend that people's perception of the past is always colored by their current worldview and socialization, which of course changes over time.

      Actually, I believe this as well. The two are not mutually exclusive.

      As for the "cultural baggage" some of what you call baggage others would call desirable traits in a society.

      I will use an example which at its core is based on love but I'm sure most would agree is heavily laden with baggage: The ideal that when two virgins get married, they are able to give a gift to each other that cannot be given if they are not both virgins. For the sake of discussion assume virgins means no sexual contact at all, no petting, no heavy kissing, etc.

      Now, even if you strip away all the moral and religious reasons why virginity is a virtue, it is still true that when two virgins get married, they have two things that non-virgins do not have:
      * They can share their first sexual experience with someone they will love and who they plan to be with until they die.
      * They will not ever be comparing sex with their current love with sex or sexual activities with anyone else.
      * No sex before marriage, generally no STD infection at the time of your marriage.
      * Even among non-virgins, the fewer times a person has sexual encounters before marriage, the fewer encounters there are to compare with the current lover.

      Now, suppose we declare virginity a "nice thing to have, but not something worth sweating over."

      Enter an adult who knows this and who at an adult level understands that when the kid he is with grows up, the kid will not be able to share the gift of virginity with his (I'll switch to the gender-neutral "his" since it seems to make you feel more comfortable) future spouse. Assuming the kid is too young to understand the nuances of the value of virginity (IMHO very few kids under 14-15 understand these nuances), the adult would be doing the kid at least a minor dis-service by enticing him to lose his virginity today and he would also be doing the kid at least a minor dis-service by agreeing to it if the kid initiated the activity.

      Now, I've just shown a good reason why an adult having sexual relations with a virgin who is not clearly old enough to understand what he's being asked to give up - or what he is offering to give up if he's initiating the encounter - causes the kid at least a small harm.

      This is but one example that can show at least some harm even without baggage. There are no doubt others but I'm not going to spend time creating a list today.

      Take and the other examples I'm in too big a hurry to describe and add in the baggage that is either common to almost all human cultures in history and/or which cannot be easily removed from society without making it unrecognizable, but strip away the baggage that can be stripped away in less than 5-6 generations, and you'll still find it nearly impossible to make an argument that sex between adults and children is okay enough of the time that we as a society shouldn't proscribe it in law and custom.

      As for sexual relations between people close in age but far enough apart that there is an obvious power- and knowledge difference - those are not without harm either but labeling a 12 year old a sexual predator because he played doctor naked with his 6 year old neighbor is not the solution. Telling him "that's not nice," grounding him, telling him he ca

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    18. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my book, violence does not have to be physical or even overtly coercive. Any act which violates another person without being, on balance, good is in my book an act of violence. Parents and other caretakers frequently violate the personal autonomy of children, it is a necessary part of proper child-rearing. The "on balance good" test covers things like forcing a child to endure pain while he gets his vaccinations, forcing a child to go to bed at a certain time, and all the other things that parents and others can and must to in order to be responsible caretakers.

      Your definition of violence is a little too broad. I think that by equating violating another person with inconveniencing your child is not really a good idea. "Violates another person" is way too vague (and you admit that forcing your kid to bed is violating another person, which opens the door to all sorts of silliness). Under your definition of violence:

        - forcing a child to go to bed early on a whim is violence, because there is need for it to balance out the violence.
      - Setting arbitrary rules about what your kids are not allowed to do that have no justification is violence (What parent doesn't say "You can't do that because I said
              so," without having a good reason?
      - Not letting your kids play computer games is violence if it turns out that on balance it would have helped them more to play them

      Personally, I am much more ok with a parent who says "My kids have to go to bed early tonight for no real good reason" than I I am with a parent who beats their children. I wouldn't want to confuse mediocre parenting with child abuse.

    19. Re:The Trauma Myth by davidwr · · Score: 3, Informative

      False memory syndrome is real.

      Unfortunately, so are true suppressed memories. It's really hard on everyone when the evidence to support or refute the allegedly true memories is lost to time.

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    20. Re:The Trauma Myth by realityimpaired · · Score: 3, Informative

      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Dissociative_disorder
      and more specifically: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Dissociative_amnesia

      One possible reason it can take until your adulthood for the effects to be seen is because your childhood mind represses something it simply can't deal with at a psychological level. The child either "forgets" what happened while the subconscious absorbs and understands what's happened, manifesting the trauma later in life, or they fracture. Sexual abuse in childhood is currently thought to be one of the leading triggers for Dissociative Identity Disorder (multiple personalities), and the current research suggests that it's possible to live well into your adult life before you even become aware of an "other" sharing your body (and you may never be aware of it, though those around you may see it)

      The human psyche is something we're only barely beginning to understand. There's so much more work to be done in the field before it's as well understood as something like electricity... That said, there is a lot of evidence out there to support the idea that just because it can take years or decades for an event to actually affect your behaviour does not mean that the change in behaviour/psyche was not caused by that event. There could be a trigger later in life that brings a suppressed memory back into your conscious mind (it's well known that smell can sometimes trigger long-forgotten memories, for example), or it could simply work its way back into the foreground on its own.

    21. Re:The Trauma Myth by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How can a "stranger" abuse a child without abducting them? The only conceivable scenario for that is if you are home asleep and they break into your home, abuse them in the house, then leave before anyone notices. I'd assert that the incidence of that is zero. Otherwise, they must abduct them or they weren't "strangers."

      The stats use "stranger" to indicate people who were invited into the house or for whom permission was given for the child to be alone with. Even if not well known, I think that makes them non-strangers. The people who define the crimes define "someone who the parents have met and are willing to leave their child alone with voluntarily" as a stranger in order to increase the number of "stranger" crimes to increase fear.

    22. Re:The Trauma Myth by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Virginity isn't a gift, it has no value, virginity is the lack of experience. Marrying someone that's never had sex is no different then marrying someone that's never cooked before. Sure you can have the fun experience of teaching your partner how to cook, but you shouldn't expect good food any time soon.

    23. Re:The Trauma Myth by EdgeCreeper · · Score: 1

      The book Harmful to Minors may be interesting to you. It pretty much supports what you say, and the reviews are pretty interesting as well.

    24. Re:The Trauma Myth by Vegemeister · · Score: 2

      I will use an example which at its core is based on love but I'm sure most would agree is heavily laden with baggage: The ideal that when two virgins get married, they are able to give a gift to each other that cannot be given if they are not both virgins. For the sake of discussion assume virgins means no sexual contact at all, no petting, no heavy kissing, etc.

      Now, even if you strip away all the moral and religious reasons why virginity is a virtue, it is still true that when two virgins get married, they have two things that non-virgins do not have:
      * They can share their first sexual experience with someone they will love and who they plan to be with until they die.
      * They will not ever be comparing sex with their current love with sex or sexual activities with anyone else.
      * No sex before marriage, generally no STD infection at the time of your marriage.
      * Even among non-virgins, the fewer times a person has sexual encounters before marriage, the fewer encounters there are to compare with the current lover.

      These are exactly the sort of hangups I'm talking about Marriage, believe it or not, hasn't been about love for a majority of the history of western civilization. Love, where it exists, is a deeper feeling than a desire to ravish your lover and a mutual appreciation for 1950s musical theatre. Love implies a mutual admiration of the other's personality and intellect. It is not the sort of thing that you throw away because you didn't get to deflower your bride, or because your highschool boyfriend was better at cunnilingus Most people will never be in this kind of relationship, and that's ok. Humans, for the most part, are predisposed to serial monogamy, and forcing them into lifelong pair bonding based on sex is doomed from the outset.

      Virginity is not special. Sex is only one point in an infinite continuum of things in life that can only be experienced for the first time once. Someday I would like to be with a virgin, but certainly not while I am still a virgin myself. I desire that experience for the same reason I taught my kid sister Gauss-Jordan elimination: a person having a new experience or coming to understand something new is a beautiful thing to watch. It is, however, difficult to observe while one is distracted by one's own experience. Would you like to learn linear algebra from an twelve year old who didn't understand it and had no experience with rigorous proofs? Similarly, I would not want to lose my virginity to a virgin.

      STD's are only a problem if one-night-stands are widespread and/or society considers it offensive to ask for blood tests before beginning a sexual relationship. Abstinence-till-marriage throws the baby out with the bath water. It is also an unrealistic expectation of actual people. Condoms are surprisingly effective if your sexual education program includes their proper use.

      This is but one example that can show at least some harm even without baggage. There are no doubt others but I'm not going to spend time creating a list today.

      Which is why I said, "...and create a social and legal structure that prevents harmful sexual contact with children and mitigates adverse affects when such contact cannot be prevented."

    25. Re:The Trauma Myth by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Virginity isn't a gift, it has no value

      I doubt it matters to your point, but value is always, always subjective. It doesn't have value to you, but it does have value to other people.

    26. Re:The Trauma Myth by parlancex · · Score: 2

      And what do you think is the reason it is perceived as traumatic only later in life? Could it have anything to do with the insane extremist trauma culture that equates consensual non-violent sexual activity at a young age to the equivalent of watching your mother being decapitated in front of you? It's a self fulfilling prophecy.

      For the record I'm not stating that it isn't wrong, but just that the ridiculous and drastic overreactions of modern society to it have gone on long enough.

    27. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say "she" as most child-sex-abuse victims are female, but the same goes for male victims.

      No, the numbers are about even. The TSA doesn't get choosy about which kids they fondle.

    28. Re:The Trauma Myth by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I work with children professionally, and the measures we have to go through are panic-inducing. The fact that I choose to work in a school automatically makes me suspicious. We have rules like 'always walk with your hands at chest height, so they cannot accidentially brush a pupil inappropriatly in a corridoor' and 'never stand next to a seated female pupil, lest she believe you are trying to look at her breasts.' No teacher would ever dare to actually be on friendly terms with a pupil, it's just too dangerous. We've even had one dinner lady charged with child grooming for giving a free biscuit.

    29. Re:The Trauma Myth by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I think the "official" rate is about 500 per year for the United States for stranger kidnappings whether or not sexual abuse occurs.

      Yeah, and that's really microscopic. For comparison, 300 kids drown in pools each year, and that's just kids under five.

      And I'd bet money that at least 50% of those 500 are for 'Build a family' kidnappings, which is mostly with babies and very young children, by crazy adults who want to have 'children'. (Admittedly, this isn't _much_ better for parents to think about, I guess.)

      And another 10% or so for traditional ransom-based kidnapping. (Which kids have a somewhat greater chance of living through than adults.)

      Parents, if your kid is out playing in the front yard and a seedy looking van pulls up, your kid is much more likely to be injured by the driver accidentally swerving into your yard and running him over than being kidnapped by him.

      I don't have it in front of me but I recently saw a statistic that said about 1/3 of child sexual abuse is perpetrated by children and teenagers.

      I suspect than even more child abuse of the non-sexual nature is perpetrated by children and teenagers, too, we just call it 'bullying'.

      I suspect sexual abuse is just an outgrowth of that. Once children have mentally entered a place where you can do anything to weaker children, getting them to do something sexual is a very small step.

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    30. Re:The Trauma Myth by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Some years ago in my part of Australia the statute of limitations on child sex abuse crimes was removed. One friend of mine particularly, had suffered terrible abuse, and WAS coping OK. The changes made her
      relive the horrible experinces that she had more or less forgotten. To this day she has not been able to
      relate the events to police, and so has no closure. Had the law not been changed she would be better off.

    31. Re:The Trauma Myth by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the book either, but certainly one's culture affects one's attitude toward the world.

      Most people in the United States would feel humiliated if they were compelled to eat insects - yet for many traditional peoples around the world eating insects is a way of life, and the only harm would come from the sense of being compelled - not from the choice of food.

      In college I had a professor who explained to us that any childhood sex play in which one child was a few years older than another was rape, regardless of whether the younger child willingly participated. She said this in such a matter-of-fact manner - as if it were empirically proven - that it took me several hours to realize that she was speaking utter nonsense. There's a huge difference between being forced to do something (which our government specializes in) and doing something willingly - no matter how old you are.

      Nonetheless, there are close to three hundred million people in the United States who engaged in childhood sex play, and it seems many of them have learned to feel victimized by it, because the only other choice that society allows them is to feel guilty.

      It is chilling that there are so many people willing to accept such nonsense as fact. The people who came up with this false equivalency of rape and play are loons, and I don't care if they have degrees from Harvard or Yale. They're still loons.

    32. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't read the book but the WikiPedia summary of the book makes it sound like child sexual abuse is no big deal when in fact it is a very big deal.

      I also haven't read the book, but that doesn't sound like what it's saying at all. It's saying the experience is traumatic, but often will not feel that way until the child has a chance to reflect on the experience upon entering adulthood. Because these children didn't feel like they were forced into it, or disturbed by it until that later date, they feel complicit and excluded and undeserving of the sympathy given to victims of sexual abuse.

      Also, the Wikipedia article says "[Susan] Clancy [the book's author] concludes that since sexual abuse of children is not violent per se." If Clancy does indeed say this then she is just plain wrong or she restricts himself to only certain definitions of violence. In my book, violence does not have to be physical or even overtly coercive. Any act which violates another person without being, on balance, good is in my book an act of violence. Parents and other caretakers frequently violate the personal autonomy of children, it is a necessary part of proper child-rearing. The "on balance good" test covers things like forcing a child to endure pain while he gets his vaccinations, forcing a child to go to bed at a certain time, and all the other things that parents and others can and must to in order to be responsible caretakers.

      Your interpretation of violent is somewhat dubious due to the subjective use of the words "good" and "violation". If I were to have consenting sex with someone my own age, is that violent? If we're both 30? If we're both 13? Would you argue that the 13 year olds are violently assaulting each other, because you personally don't approve of teen sexual contact? "Violence" is just a word, and in this description clearly the intention is to explain that the sexual contact was, at least superficially, consensual and did not involve physical force.

      Whatever the circumstances, it is ill-served by treating the issue dishonestly. It is dishonest to ignore the fact that some children won't feel traumatised and will continue to function as well as anyone. It's still a "big deal" that they've been abused. Even if a child doesn't feel traumatised, a crime has still taken place. What these children need is support when they need it, not a chorus of voices telling them that they're victims. It really sounds to me that the book is leaning in that direction.

    33. Re:The Trauma Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an old topic, but I feel the need to reply.

      There is some pretty strong research that indicates that dissociative disorder is EXCEEDINGLY rare, and in the vast majority of studies, using the techniques which supposedly "bring back" dissociative memories, ANY suggestion, no matter how absurd or contrived, can be "brought back".

      I think this is basically what the other response is pointing at.

      I've made a point to ask some gentles questions of a few people who were sexual as kids and was curious what might come of it, and it strikes me there is about half who say "meh, strikes me its probably wrong, but doesn't really cross my mind too much" and half who say "zomg, it's causing me so many problems today, I think it causes me to have trouble concentrating at work and I'm ashamed of my body, etc, etc" But on balance, half the people I know have trouble concentrating and have some body shame... So it's kinda hard to pick out whether this is a legit cause, or whether it's an excuse.

      Regardless, there is clearly some effect on people. I just question the wholesale destruction of culture and community, the propagation of massive waves of shame, indignation and fear, and the utter calamitous shitstorm that is brought down on the perpetrators of such things.

  47. Over protective parents much? by xerio · · Score: 1

    To all the people talking about model release forms and all. Watch the videos in the article. The principal specifically says the parents opt-in to their children being recorded on video. Honestly. If my daughter was in a video like this. I'd laugh for 10 minutes straight and thank the guy for giving me a good laugh. As long as she wasn't exposed to the lyrics, there is no harm to her. I'm typically over protective(or so I'm told). My daughter has a slight fever and I want to take her to the doctor. I stare down every man around if we're out in public. Whether they're looking at her or their back is turned to us. I'm paranoid. But seriously. This is ridiculous to say he's harming children when no children were present during the explicit song.

    1. Re:Over protective parents much? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Small problem (mostly technical) with saying that it's covered just because the Principal said that the parents opted-in:

      The parents didn't opt-in for that particular usage.

      Not saying the prosecution is right (seriously, they went way the hell overboard), but there's a huge diff between a parent opting-in for a harmless child sing-along video, and one opting-in for something that, while pretty lame, is still way the hell out of line for what it was originally sold to the parents as. I believe it would be considered as Fraud on quite a few levels. Doesn't matter whether the kid heard the lyrics directly or not; I'd damned sure not want any children of mine associated with it. Mind you, this has bugger-all to do with sheltering the kids from the Big Bad World(tm) - I just don't want them permanently and publicly associated with some lame-ass YouTube attempt at sexual humor - or rather, as pawns to some jackass and his attempt to get famous by less-than-honorable means.

      Also, put it this way - what if, instead of sex, the guy was singing pro-Aryan lyrics, or some similar diatribe about killing Jews, Blacks, or gays? Would you be as okay with having your kid associated with it?

      Like I said - jailing the guy is wrong. Wrong as hell. OTOH, it's not like he's some pure flower being stomped on by a jackboot - he *had* to have known that this would turn out badly for him (yet decided to do it anyway...)

      That said, IMHO the guy is only guilty of being an overly-cocky dumbass, with a little fraudster thrown in. I hope the trial is dismissed at first opportunity.

      OTOH, I'll damned sure cheer the parents on if/when they fire up their lawyers and sue the unholy fuck out of the guy.

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    2. Re:Over protective parents much? by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

      I stare down every man around if we're out in public. Whether they're looking at her or their back is turned to us.

      You are part of the problem. It is that kind of behavior that created this culture of paranoia. I hope you are really fucking happy with yourself you stupid fuckface moron. You are the cancer that is killing America.

    3. Re:Over protective parents much? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      I stare down every man around if we're out in public. Whether they're looking at her or their back is turned to us. I'm paranoid.

      You're more than paranoid, you're part of the problem. Get fucked.

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    4. Re:Over protective parents much? by bejiitas_wrath · · Score: 0

      What about the pornographic lyrics in the music their children listen to, with artists like Rhianna, lady gaga and others singing about fucking girls faces, gang bangs, and BSDM themes that are prevalent in modern music. That is wrong, but they let their kids listen to that stuff all the time on their Ipods.

      No one speaks out about that as much as this.

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    5. Re:Over protective parents much? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      What about the pornographic lyrics in the music their children listen to, with artists like Rhianna, lady gaga and others singing about fucking girls faces, gang bangs, and BSDM themes that are prevalent in modern music.

      I sincerely doubt that parents are playing that kind of music in front of their first-grade kids, let alone allowing them to walk around with iPods full of it... those who do usually wind up starring on an episode of 'Cops' anyway, if only for unrelated reasons. :/

      That said, I'm not passing judgement on the fact that it was sexual per se - I'm saying that the guy defrauded the kids' parents and then associated their kids with something pornographic (which is far different than what the singers you mentioned are doing).

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  48. Seems like every generation... by ikarous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... has to have its witch hunt. What I find really odd about it is that some of the same people who now recoil in horror at the thought of what happened during the McCarthyism era will happily toss gasoline onto the pyre of anyone who is accused of pedophilia. Proof isn't an issue anymore; the accusation itself equals certain doom.

  49. Logic and reason are in order by Killer+Eye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sure seems that modern "crime" investigations need to start with these words: "alright, first: everyone kindly calm the fuck down".

    I'm tired of hearing about cases where there is OBVIOUSLY no real victim, yet the "trial" marches on. And it appears that we have a hard time presuming innocence when there's insufficient evidence to convict.

    I hope that this isn't an upward trend...maybe this has always happened to some degree, and we only hear about it more now because of the Internet. Either way, it scares the hell out of me and makes me feel like we should be putting the prosecutors on trial instead of the "criminals".

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    1. Re:Logic and reason are in order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a quota system on lower tier ada offices where they have to try a certain number of cases to get funding. sadly you end up with cases like this to meet the minimum number to obtain a decent budget. this is not an explicit number but its generally well known you have to cross a threshold of work to justify your budgets.
      former ada, now jag.

    2. Re:Logic and reason are in order by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Either way, it scares the hell out of me

      And that's what slashdot is for these days... Trolling the world for added page views... but with an occasional tech story.

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    3. Re:Logic and reason are in order by detritus. · · Score: 1

      This goes way beyond prosecutors overstepping their authority. It's the over-broad laws and clueless legislators that give great interpretive power to prosecutors to charge someone with a crime. If you think this is crazy, take a look at Michigan's laws regarding computers. Our laws are so vague that you can literally get arrested for using a free public hotspot without buying something from the hotspot owner ( www.lawtechjournal.com/articles/2009/01_091026_nowicki.pdf). It's a matter of, "I don't like you or what you did, therefore I'm going to search every vague law for a possible way to charge you with a crime"

    4. Re:Logic and reason are in order by alexo · · Score: 1

      It sure seems that modern "crime" investigations need to start with these words: "alright, first: everyone kindly calm the fuck down".

      But what do you do when the fuck (a.k.a the prosecutor) refuses to calm down?

  50. Guilty of not being a comedian? by grimJester · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's even bad taste about it? TF summary links to six examples of the same thing. It's a common joke. Having a character do or say something inappropriate in front of children has been done forever.

    This is just some retarded prosecutor thinking a clip of someone using dirty words in front of children is the same as a clip of someone actually fucking the children. This is just moronic. Saying "fuck" in front of little Billy is not the same as fucking little Billy.

    1. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      What's even bad taste about it? TF summary links to six examples of the same thing. It's a common joke. Having a character do or say something inappropriate in front of children has been done forever.

      That's exactly what I thought of. It happens freaking ALL THE TIME. Something happening all the time doesn't necessarily make it right, but in this case there is absolutely nothing wrong with what Emory did. Besides, it feels like he was singled out because he's an easy target. Had he been a popular and rich comedian he would only have gotten a few angry mails and nothing more. The prosecutor is just collecting brownie-points here at the expense of a young, talented man whose whole future is now in jeopardy.

      If anything the prosecutor himself should feel ashamed and drop the whole thing.

    2. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Another example: True Blood Season one: children watching porn on TV (last episode). Obviously they were not watching it. Stuff like this happens in movies all the time.

    3. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by commodore6502 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >>>This is just some retarded prosecutor thinking a clip of someone using dirty words in front of children is the same as a clip of someone actually fucking the children. This is just moronic.

      Not it's tyrannic.

      Death to tyrants.
      Death to the prosecutor.
      Remind his replacement that the SAME thing can happen to him, if he suppresses the liberty of the People. It is a position of HONOR and these people should not be allowed to stain it by acting like modern-day versions of the Emperor Nero.

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    4. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It's not funny at all. It's stupid and lame. Really I think he should get the death penalty for his singing.

    5. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Oh man, stop giving the Amiga a bad name.

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    6. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      Revolutions have been justifiably started over much less than this. These people are drunk with power, and if they can not be got out by "law", then by God, they must be got out by natural law. If authorities won't do it, lynch mobs will have to do.

    7. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Also, even if done IRL rather then staged like on the video, the kids are likely to shrug and forget about it unless they happen to be in the right age range to be developing sexually.

      this is a damn witchhunt...

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    8. Re:Guilty of not being a comedian? by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

      Feminist theoreticians have already proven (well, asserted - but no one is allowed to question them) that viewing an image of a child is exactly the same as forcibly raping a child, so doesn't it follow that associating actual sexually suggestive speech with imagery of children is much, much worse than forcible rape?

      Won't somebody think of the children?

      (Not that way! You're going to jail, buster!)

  51. The police don't have to win to do severe damage by ksandom · · Score: 1

    I've seen someone go through this and despite having video evidence in his favour (that the police saw at the start), the police continued for 2 years and eventually lost. But not before racking up enough legal costs to take several years to pay off. The police don't have to win to do severe damage. If someone is on a blind crusade, they can do one hell of a lot of financial damage and damage to his reputation before they run out of options.

    This case is less cut and dry. It will be harder to prove, and harder to defend since it's about intentions rather than an act. But I suspect for the police, that's not the point.

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  52. What would you want them to do? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you want law enforcement to investigate something like this? Whether he was prosecuted or not would be a different question, but if something looks sexually explicit towards children, then isn't that to be investigated?

    If the article is correct, however, and the scenes and things were edited in and not performed live in front of the kids, well that is for the attorneys to work out (and most likely the charges will be dropped).

    I'm pretty sure that faking a rape on you tube would also get the police involved. It's just not a smart thing to do.

    1. Re:What would you want them to do? by kbolino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When did "sexually explicit" go from participating in sexual acts to just saying sexually themed things? Next thing you know, thinking dirty thoughts near children will be a crime.

      The fact of the matter is, whether the guy actually did it in front of the children, or merely post-edited to make it look like he did, he should not be considered a sex offender. He didn't actually have sex with the children, or even have sex (with an adult) in view of the children. He is facing 20 years in prison for making a bad joke. People who actually had sex with children have gotten shorter prison sentences.

      This hysteria has gone too far. It's one thing to investigate this video, determine that not only was no sexual act involving children committed but in fact the video was edited after the fact, and then drop the investigation. It's entirely another thing to decide to charge the creator of the video with sexual abuse of a minor. If successful, this will literally destroy this person as a human being. Assuming he survives the prison time (which most likely will involve frequent, genuine sexual abuse), he will be placed on the sex offender registry, which is essentially a life sentence. He will not be able to live or approach anywhere near any place that has anything to do with children (i.e., most of the country), his name will be publicly and legally slandered in perpetuity, and he will be unable to secure any meaningful employment. Even if the prosecution fails, his name will have been dragged the mud so badly that he may be disowned by his family and forced to move.

      All for what? Because some child somewhere may have possibly been exposed to some slightly disturbing words? Even if the video genuinely showed some guy talking trash to children, chances are they didn't understand it or found him silly and ridiculous. Children are remarkably resilient to such things.

    2. Re:What would you want them to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you want law enforcement to investigate something like this? Whether he was prosecuted or not would be a different question, but if something looks sexually explicit towards children, then isn't that to be investigated?

      If the article is correct, however, and the scenes and things were edited in and not performed live in front of the kids, well that is for the attorneys to work out (and most likely the charges will be dropped).

      I'm pretty sure that faking a rape on you tube would also get the police involved. It's just not a smart thing to do.

      How in the hell would you equate rape, fake or otherwise, to editing in 'naughty words' being spoken in front of children? Your premise is idiotic.

      I see your point. Yes, investigation is in order. That's fine. However, the 'investigation' apparently warranted an arrest. THAT'S the underlying problem.

    3. Re:What would you want them to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it's a prank because he said so, after the event.

      Defamation is considered a crime and usually only pursued by the victim, not the state.

      What makes this case interesting is the state has (or claims to have) a law defining the act of insunuating kids were listening to and laughing at a 'sexually explicit' song falls under a law the state enforces.

      I'm guessing (because I cant find the specific charges) he is charged under Section 750.145c of Act 328 of the Michigan Penal Code.

      (a) "Appears to include a child" means that the depiction appears to include, or conveys the impression that it includes, a person who is less than 18 years of age, and the depiction meets either of the following conditions:

      (i) It was created using a depiction of any part of an actual person under the age of 18.

      (j) "Passive sexual involvement" means an act, real or simulated, that exposes another person to or draws another person's attention to an act of sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity because of viewing any of these acts or because of the proximity of the act to that person, for the purpose of real or simulated overt sexual gratification or stimulation of 1 or more of the persons involved.

      http://www.legislature.mi.gov/%28S%283nlplw45igrlqi45qckyvyi2%29%29/mileg.aspx?page=GetObject&objectname=mcl-750-145c

      Given this occurred in a government school, the state has little option but to bring the case into court to determine if any of the school employees / teachers / parents knew what he was intending to do or participated in it. Also unlikely he will receive the maximum penalty under the act.

    4. Re:What would you want them to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, in terms of the appropriateness of authorities fully investigating this guy. I'm less sure whether he will get off without being charged in the end. It may not be child abuse or child pornography that he's charged with, he most likely violated some statute in regards to involving children without permission of a parent. I would think that would be pretty easy to prove, considering the evidence was posted for the world to see.

    5. Re:What would you want them to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did "sexually explicit" go from participating in sexual acts to just saying sexually themed things? Next thing you know, thinking dirty thoughts near children will be a crime.

      The fact of the matter is, whether the guy actually did it in front of the children, or merely post-edited to make it look like he did, he should not be considered a sex offender. He didn't actually have sex with the children, or even have sex (with an adult) in view of the children. He is facing 20 years in prison for making a bad joke. People who actually had sex with children have gotten shorter prison sentences.

      This hysteria has gone too far. It's one thing to investigate this video, determine that not only was no sexual act involving children committed but in fact the video was edited after the fact, and then drop the investigation. It's entirely another thing to decide to charge the creator of the video with sexual abuse of a minor. If successful, this will literally destroy this person as a human being. Assuming he survives the prison time (which most likely will involve frequent, genuine sexual abuse), he will be placed on the sex offender registry, which is essentially a life sentence. He will not be able to live or approach anywhere near any place that has anything to do with children (i.e., most of the country), his name will be publicly and legally slandered in perpetuity, and he will be unable to secure any meaningful employment. Even if the prosecution fails, his name will have been dragged the mud so badly that he may be disowned by his family and forced to move.

      All for what? Because some child somewhere may have possibly been exposed to some slightly disturbing words? Even if the video genuinely showed some guy talking trash to children, chances are they didn't understand it or found him silly and ridiculous. Children are remarkably resilient to such things.

      Sexually explicit has always included language. As for the rest, you are entitled to your opinion and the jury to theirs. If he is disowned by his family it's not because some child somewhere may have possibly been exposed, etc. But because of what he did. Even if it isn't illegal, he is still suffering the consequences of the choices he made and the actions he took. He made the video to gain attention. Unfortunately, he got more than he wanted.

    6. Re:What would you want them to do? by Draek · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you want law enforcement to investigate something like this? Whether he was prosecuted or not would be a different question, but if something looks sexually explicit towards children, then isn't that to be investigated?

      No. I'd want it investigated by the school, and proper measures taken by them (refusing to hire the guy again, perhaps sue him for breach of contract if such a thing existed in the first place, etc). But the moment you involve law enforcement around something like this, and particularly when you start putting people in *jail* is the moment you step outside the realms of reason and right into what's commonly known as "zealous overreaction".

      I'm pretty sure that faking a rape on you tube would also get the police involved. It's just not a smart thing to do.

      Yeah, because it's rape. Which is actually a serious problem, unlike singing songs with "dirty" words on it.

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  53. The kids are not victims then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what every commenter so far is saying is that this "Harmless" "Bad taste" joke in no way victimizes the kids. That's absurd. At what point does it become victimization then. If he had actually done the song in front of the kids and filmed it, would they be victims. If he had made a movie where he abused the kids, would that be wrong, even if it was not real. Get a sense of law and morality, there are few victimless crimes, this is not one of them. The kids are victims, because they did not consent to something that in reality would have been damaging, libelous, and subject to prosecution. Computers and technology do not give free reign to virtually create abusive depictions without consequences. Good grief, I cannot believe the support yielded to this shithead on /.

    1. Re:The kids are not victims then? by Scutter · · Score: 2

      So what every commenter so far is saying is that this "Harmless" "Bad taste" joke in no way victimizes the kids. That's absurd. At what point does it become victimization then. If he had actually done the song in front of the kids and filmed it, would they be victims. If he had made a movie where he abused the kids, would that be wrong, even if it was not real. Get a sense of law and morality, there are few victimless crimes, this is not one of them. The kids are victims, because they did not consent to something that in reality would have been damaging, libelous, and subject to prosecution. Computers and technology do not give free reign to virtually create abusive depictions without consequences. Good grief, I cannot believe the support yielded to this shithead on /.

      If it was damaging and libelous, then why is he being charged criminally under pedophelia laws? Shouldn't he be subject to civil prosecution for libel instead? These kids aren't "victims" just because you say they are, any more than an adult would be a "victim". A 20 year sentence is WAY WAY out of line for this supposed crime.

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    2. Re:The kids are not victims then? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Get a sense of law and morality... [snip]... I cannot believe the support yielded to this shithead on /.

      Perhaps you should take a good look in the mirror, your support for the prosecuter's mockery of the spirt and intent of pedophila laws is not only in bad taste, it is utterly immoral. To paraphrase the immortal words of Larry Flint - He's not guilty of anything except bad taste.

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    3. Re:The kids are not victims then? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      By your logic, a photo of you under a non-commercial Creative Commons license that is none-the-less used in a commercial activity should be responded to by a criminal investigation and prosecution for rape.

  54. Re:The police don't have to win to do severe damag by ksandom · · Score: 1

    what I implied, but forgot to say: They don't have to be right either.

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  55. Re:Constitutional Rights by pipatron · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As ridiculous as it may sound, replace "Santa Claus" with "God" and all of a sudden we're not that far from reality anymore.

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  56. Clerks link is inaccurate by Crimsane · · Score: 2

    The 'professional comedians' link is for the clerks scene where Randall is trying to order porn from his supplier, but in the commentary it explains the reason they cut to just Randall is he wasn't comfortable saying all those things in front of a kid.

    1. Re:Clerks link is inaccurate by Bobakitoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (a) "Appears to include a child" means that the depiction appears to include, or conveys the impression that it includes, a person who is less than 18 years of age, and the depiction meets either of the following conditions:

      Everyone had the "impression" that the child was still in the scene while Randall was ordering the pornography. Not that i agree, but that all these retarded legislators need. Normaly the "and the depiction meets either of the following conditions:" should be fine.

      (B) The reasonable person would find the depiction, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

      Because i am a reasonable person and "i find it to be fucking hilarious" is suffisent artistic value to me.

    2. Re:Clerks link is inaccurate by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a chapter of South Park where the characters are even younger and small kids did their voices. One of the creators had to tell his mother that kids hadn't been exposed to foul language, that they just made them say "drat" and stuff like that and beep over it to make it sound worse.

      But no one had to know that. If his mom could've been fooled, why couldn't we?

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    3. Re:Clerks link is inaccurate by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but he still appeared to say them in front of the kid, and, in the end, isn't that all that matters? Apparently?

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  57. Re:Well, the video has since been removed by Youtu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freedom shrinks as population grows.

  58. and watch the video go round and round the net.... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1
    and this case gets more and more publicity.

    They don't have to bust down everyone's door. Just a dozen or so, and make sure it's well publicized.

    That's awesome justice! A few high profile bust ins, and the'll have the ACLU up their ass faster than a junkie can roll a joint...

  59. Classrooms are generally not public places by davidwr · · Score: 1

    While it's true almost anyone can go to a school office and ask for a tour, actually getting to be in a classroom where the kids are is not commonly allowed.

    He was an invited guest in the classroom in a place where John Q. Public would not be allowed in during the school day.

    Public events like open-houses, PTA/PTO night, and the like are different. But that wasn't the case here.

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  60. Yes but it should've been over in 1-2 days by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I would want a cursory investigation to make sure the video was faked and that the actual filming of the students was done with the school or teacher's okay.

    Once that was proven then it becomes a civil matter and the information should be turned over to the school and parents for them to handle as they see fit.

    This whole thing should've taken a day or two to investigate. The judge should've demanded this level of investigation and reasonable evidence that the video wasn't faked before issuing the search warrant.

    As for the Michigan law as written, the judge should've looked at it through the lens of the 1st amendment and related Supreme Court precedents before issuing a search warrant pursuant to the statute. If he had done so, he would not have issued the warrant unless he had reason to believe it was not faked.

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    1. Re:Yes but it should've been over in 1-2 days by Dogun · · Score: 1

      Getting a search warrant isn't that hard; my guess is that prosecutor tague was hoping to find drugs, given his record.

  61. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone over the age of 13 really going to get upset that that particular person was shot?

  62. You keep using that word. by Zero_Independent · · Score: 0

    You keep using that word. (Children.) I do not think it means what you think it means. I don't see any children in the video at all. I see a bunch of high schoolers.

    1. Re:You keep using that word. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      High school students aren't supposed to be exploited by a musician for comedic value. They're supposed to be molested by their teachers. Preferably, by their female teachers, so that we can all say "man, I wish I'd had that happen to me, when I was in school" and give her a slap on the wrist.

    2. Re:You keep using that word. by Chaonici · · Score: 1

      The article says that the kids are elementary schoolers, though. Also, how are you viewing a copy of the video when no link has been provided anywhere?

  63. Re:The police don't have to win to do severe damag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odds are, he'll end up pleading guilty to a lessor charge. I honestly believe he likely did violate the law in terms of child protection statutes. He used footage of the children without permission of the parents. If that is the case, then the case is pretty cut and dried. It may have been a joke, he may not have not intended to hurt any children or break any laws and he may be an idiot, but that won't cut it in front of a judge. If he's smart, does a plea agreement and appears to be contrite, however, the judge might take those things into consideration when handing out a sentence.

  64. read the freaking article by davidwr · · Score: 1

    He did NOT sing profanity to children.

    He faked a video that made it look like he did. This kind of humor has been done on a professional level many times.

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  65. The loser. by westlake · · Score: 0

    It is serious shit, lying to a school to gain access to their kids.

    These 6 and 7 year old children were edited into the video in a way that would achieve maximum shock value. That is a good working definition of "pornographic."

    The publication of the video violates any notion of privacy, any notion of informed consent by the parents, the teacher, the children or the school.

    The law in Michigan does not give you a "Photoshop" defense. The depiction of a child - or any part of child - that is pornographic in context is criminal.

    It doesn't matter that the children near heard the obsence lyrics. It matters that audiences were being led to believe they were part of the performance.

    That a singer whose career has been going nowhere fast did this simply as a "prank" stretches credibility to the breaking point:

    Parents learned on Wednesday that the video was first shown on Valentine's Day while Emory was performing at a local comedy club

    Evan Emory's YouTube classroom video turns into felony sex charge for singer

    1. Re:The loser. by RollTRS · · Score: 1

      pornography (pnrf) 1. writings, pictures, films, etc, designed to stimulate sexual excitement 2. the production of such material In what way does the singers' prank reflect that? Do you honestly believe this 21 year old made this for his, or any other persons sexual satisfaction?

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    2. Re:The loser. by Tuan121 · · Score: 1

      It matters that audiences were being led to believe they were part of the performance.

      Big. Fucking. Deal.

      That is the most moronic reasoning I have ever seen. I don't care if that is what the law states, it is obscene. Aren't we supposed to be "saving the children" here, not "saving the people who think children are not being saved"?

      A really big fuck you to anyone who thinks he should be in jail for this. Think about this from the perspective if you did this yourself. You really think you should go to JAIL for making a video with children from a classroom randomly inserted into it?

      Yeah, I'm angry here. What kind of justice is this.

    3. Re:The loser. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      What dictionary are you working from, where shock value is a synonym for pornography?

      Also, your asshole kids are getting a free ride on my tax dollars. The least I can get in return are a few laughs.

    4. Re:The loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you'll get a free run on other's people children when you retire. And no, it doesn't matter whether you're on a pension plan or whether you participate in a communist retirement scheme: the younger work the same and pay the same for the older generation anyway, whether it is through tax or dividends doesn't matter.

    5. Re:The loser. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "pornographic" is something involving very explicit and suggestive nudity, or copulation.

      Swearing is not pornographic in and of itself regardless of who it is directed at.

      It may well be that the guy broke a bunch of laws there, but suggesting that this has anything to do with child porn or child abuse is insane.

  66. Don't drop the soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't drop the soap

  67. No. But, you could be found guilty for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... producing and possessing child pornography - if you did that as a part of a sexual fetish of some kind. And filmed it or recorded it in any way or form.

  68. "Has been done before" is no excuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm one of those old fashioned guys who thinks that you can't punish sex offenders enough as soon as there is a kid involved. That being said I'm even more old fashioned to say that there is no humor IMO when it comes to threading on the edge of these things.

    Making up saying dirty stuff to minors? my, my, what fun we're having...

    We can whine all we want here but how is the justice system going to determine that this is or isn't real? Because you're saying so? Yeah right! Because you can show another vid. of those kids in class? How are we to know that the "proof vid" isn't actually the fake one? Or a deliberate one to cover up ?

    I think its a very good sign that when in doubt the justice system acts and hauls your ass in. Don't want to risk such penalties? Easily done; don't get involved with explicit material in combination with minors. How simple can it be ?

    Sorry, but I think he got what he had coming to him.

    1. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or dont get involved with minors, these kids can educate themself alone. Or don't get involved at all, it is safer to stay home and not talk to anyone.

      Why take any risk, men only live once. It not worth risking ruined it because you throw back a ball to a neibour kid or had sex with a women that may claim she was raped months or years later. We will soon end up with a army of anti-social mens that dont give a fuck about any thing. maybe then thing will change...

    2. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I don't think he deserves charges of sexual assault, etc.

      I think he broke laws, and deserves punishment. He lied to the school, filmed the kids under false pretenses, and used their images in a stupid and somewhat desperate attention whoring video. There's really no doubt he is the easy target of at least a civil suit. Still, though, I don't think this should be in any way considered sexual harassment of a minor.

    3. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

      We can whine all we want here but how is the justice system going to determine that this is or isn't real? Because you're saying so? Yeah right! Because you can show another vid. of those kids in class? How are we to know that the "proof vid" isn't actually the fake one? Or a deliberate one to cover up ?

      Because the teacher was present and authorized the first recording where he performed a nice song for the kids.

    4. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      That being said I'm even more old fashioned to say that there is no humor IMO when it comes to threading on the edge of these things.

      Some people disagree. Also, saying words to someone definitely doesn't make you a sex offender. But, then again, the constitution is now irrelevant (in no small part due to the "protect the children" imbeciles that wish to keep children in little bubbles and 'protect' them from harmless things such as naughty words and every form of entertainment in existence).

      I think its a very good sign that when in doubt the justice system acts and hauls your ass in.

      Yeah! That's definitely a good thing.

      "Has this person done anything wrong?"
      "I don't know."
      "Well, I don't like what he's doing, so let's just take them down!"

      This could never be abused! Ever.

      don't get involved with explicit material in combination with minors.

      Explicit material? Do you mean harmless words that almost the entirety of society has been socially conditioned to believe are bad? Also, "explicit" and "offensive" are extremely subjective. I'd rather not be subject to such subjective laws, as those are easily abused.

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    5. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      You're full of it. Punished for what? You want to spank him? The only "law" he could have broke was a failure to get a signed release from a parent or legal guardian.

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    6. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. Lots of people have started to point out the fact that men are downright paranoid about this nowdays. I've talked with people who are afraid to hug there own kids, because they know someone who's wife decided she hated her husband, and threw him under the 'sexual abuse' bus.

      Just saying that he 'was so loving with the kids, maybe a little to loving' to a lawyer can ruin a guys life.
      Sure, he may never be convicted of anything (because he never did anything) but a few hundred thousand dollars in legal fees, and a reputation smeared across every local paper for a year or so will ruin a life.
      we are manufacturing a population of men who are loathe to be involved with children in any way, because we are so trigger happy with our 'child protection'

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    7. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those old fashioned guys who thinks that you can't punish sex offenders enough as soon as there is a kid involved. That being said I'm even more old fashioned to say that there is no humor IMO when it comes to threading on the edge of these things.

      Making up saying dirty stuff to minors? my, my, what fun we're having...

      We can whine all we want here but how is the justice system going to determine that this is or isn't real? Because you're saying so? Yeah right! Because you can show another vid. of those kids in class? How are we to know that the "proof vid" isn't actually the fake one? Or a deliberate one to cover up ?

      I think its a very good sign that when in doubt the justice system acts and hauls your ass in. Don't want to risk such penalties? Easily done; don't get involved with explicit material in combination with minors. How simple can it be ?

      Sorry, but I think he got what he had coming to him.

      Guess what? You are not an "old fashioned guy" with you're thinking. You're a modern sheep without the ability to self-moderate, just like most of the rest of America. The current fad of "save the children" is a relatively modern movement. Prior to a few decades ago, sex offenses and child abuse was swept under the rug and/or just "accepted" far more than it is today. You are anything but old fashioned... except perhaps an old fashioned idiot. People like you without the ability to think rationally go back a long, long time... At least 2011 years, but I'm sure a lot longer than that.

    8. Re:"Has been done before" is no excuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately not much will see this because i did not had to courage to post it with my excellent karma account. Thank you for bringing attention to this. I hope you do not get negative consequence.

  69. This guy should sue the pants off the city. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is fucking ridiculous. This guy shouldn't have even been charged. Not only because any reasonable person can see these children were not exposed to the material, and it was produced for the sake of humor, but also because he didn't violate the law.

    Here's Michigan's law on child porn:
    [www.legislature.mi.gov]

    And here's the relevant stuff:

    (m) "Child sexually abusive material" means any depiction, whether made or produced by electronic, mechanical, or other means, including a developed or undeveloped photograph, picture, film, slide, video, electronic visual image, computer diskette, computer or computer-generated image, or picture, or sound recording which is of a child or appears to include a child engaging in a listed sexual act."

    (h) "Listed sexual act" means sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, passive sexual involvement, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity.

    (j) "Passive sexual involvement" means an act, real or simulated, that exposes another person to or draws another person's attention to an act of sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity because of viewing any of these acts or because of the proximity of the act to that person, for the purpose of real or simulated overt sexual gratification or stimulation of 1 or more of the persons involved.

    Using dirty words around a child is not a listed sexual act. Therefore a video which purports to depict children listening to a dirty song is not a listed sexual act, therefore this dude is not guilty and he should sue the fucking pants off the city for arresting him and charging him with a crime which even a layman can see clearly does not fit the act in question.

    Also, if this guy is guilty they need to arrest the people at the TV stations which accuired copies of the video, because if this video is child porn, they were trafficking in child porn, and there is no clause which allows a news station to make a copy of and posess a child porn tape for the purpouses of reporting on it.

    1. Re:This guy should sue the pants off the city. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, copied link wrong.

      Here is the link to the law:
      http://www.legislature.mi.gov/%28S%28x344x445m13jnb45jls41e55%29%29/mileg.aspx?page=GetObject&objectname=mcl-750-145c

    2. Re:This guy should sue the pants off the city. by adolf · · Score: 2

      I'm unmodding by posting this.

      Please remember that this is Michigan, which is the same state that took one hundred and five years to eliminate a law that prohibited using foul language in the presence of women and children -- a law that stood on the books until 2002. A law under which a man was successfully convicted after the canoe he was traveling in hit a rock and dumped him (and presumably, his stuff) into the drink, producing the sort of surprise and inconvenience that I think would cause most people to get awfully profane for a few minutes as they swim around trying to gather their shit up (or more likely, get their "fucking shit" out of the "goddamned water," after having the "fucking boat" hit a "motherfucking piece-of-shit dick-taking rock," perhaps with repeated nonsensical utterances about the "fucking asshole thing").

      At least in the case of the cussing canoeist, sanity eventually prevailed. Unfortunately, it took about four years for this to happen, between citation and dismissal.

      My dad doesn't cuss. Ever. He certainly knows how, as his vocabulary is very prolific. But I've heard him do it twice: Once, when a large limb he was cutting out of a tree nearly fell (variously) on the neighbor's pool, the overhead power lines, or my house -- just before it tried to kill him (it failed). The other time was after we had unexpectedly exited a canoe on the Mohican. :)

  70. Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must grate on the intelligent folks in the US every times one of their mouth-breathing compatriots pulls one of these stunts (and for those of you needing a scorecard, I'm referring to the prosecutor). Sorry for interrupting your 'Ow My Balls!' to the rest of the US.

  71. Re:Constitutional Rights by sumdumass · · Score: 2

    So is hate speech laws.. and we are ok with them aren't we?

  72. It's about time... by russotto · · Score: 1

    ...that prosecutors and lawmakers felt pain for writing and enforcing unconstitutional laws. Not simple fines, but something akin to what they'd do to the defendant if they won. Or, if that's cruel and unusual, they should simply be executed.

  73. Re:and watch the video go round and round the net. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pot heads roll joints, junkies use needles. Lets not lump them into the same category shall we?

  74. Insinuated? by ProfM · · Score: 1

    ... and the Muskegon County (Michigan) Prosecutor has insinuated (with no further evidence) that Emory actually wants to have sex with children and claims he 'victimized every single child in that classroom.'

    Seems that the Prosecutor is projecting (with no further evidence) onto Emory. Hopefully the Prosecutor will get help and stay away from children, especially the most vulnerable, his. Boy this evidence thing just gets in the way.

    1. Re:Insinuated? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Does this prosecutor also say that all sex is rape or that a man is violating a woman's dignity every time he even looks in her direction?

  75. Re:Constitutional Rights by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He wasn't saying sexual remarks to children, how about you RTFA.

    He lied to the school to gain access to their kids.

    That is criminal trespass under almost any jurisdiction you could name.

    Without permission, he used an empty classroom as a stage for his sexually explicit performance. That again is criminal trespass.

    Without anyone's informed consent he edited videos of six and seven year old kids into his adolescent and obsene music video.

    There are well-timed cuts to particular faces.

    The video makes these kids part of the performance ---

    and that is all that Michigan law requires for prosecution on the felony charge.

    The video was posted to YouTube and played to a local comedy club. That looks less like a prank and more like commercial exploitation.

  76. Re:He asked for it. by aitikin · · Score: 2

    First off, he didn't sing to them as davidwr pointed out.

    Second off, legally speaking, it is not illegal to "sing profanity to children" so long as it is, "indecent, but not obscene." Obviously, had he actually been singing to these kids the obscenities used in the song (or, at least, stated that were used in the song as no one seems to be able to find a copy of it) than that could be grounds for an obscenity charge.

    As it stands, this is likely to settle, get thrown out, land the guy in jail for much of his natural life for a prank that I'm pretty sure I've almost done, or (possibly the worst outcome of them all) make a law that has (as far as I know) effectively taken many pedophiles off of the streets and away from kids that they can hurt unconstitutional... Kinda sad, but that's what happens when the world is run by paranoid politics...

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  77. Seriously? by ChromeBallz · · Score: 1

    Are those prosecutors and agents actually taking a step back and look at what they're doing anymore? It's like they're deliberately trying to look as idiotic as possible.

  78. Summary WTF by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    I'm curious why the link that says 'Professional' links to some random tone-deaf douchebag who couldn't be funny if his life depended on it?

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  79. Re:Constitutional Rights by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2

    No.

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  80. Child sexual abuse victims by gender by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Different studies will yield slightly different stats. Here's one I found:

    For all forms of abuse and neglect, the gender breakdown is about 48.2 percent make and 51.1 percent female, which is close enough to 50/50 to not nit-pick. See Child Maltreatment 2009, p. 22, "Child Victim Demographics", http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/cb/pubs/cm09/cm09.pdf for that statistic.

    The full article is behind a paywall, but the abstract for
    "Characteristics of child sexual abuse victims according to perpetrator gender," http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7583755 , says "Both lone female and lone male perpetrators abused more girls (62%, 76%, respectively) than boys."

    This study was published in August 1995. These numbers do not include victims who had multiple abusers working in concert. However, with the 3-to-1 preference for girls by lone male perpetrators, and that male perpetrators are generally thought to outnumber female perpetrators 3-5 to 1, I find it very hard to believe that female victims don't outnumber male victims by a noticeable margin even if other factors such as any differences in the number of victims per perpetrator based on the perpetrator's preferred victim gender are included. Sorry this isn't the rock-solid evidence you wanted but until something that contradicts it comes along, it should be enough to support the claim that female victims outnumber male victims.

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    1. Re:Child sexual abuse victims by gender by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      48.2% male and 51.1% female? Some 'undecided's in there? ;)

      Actually pulling that up to 100%, we get 48.55% and 51.45%. Which is actually incredibly close to the population ratio, which is 48.7% male and 51.3% female.

      Yay for society able to overcome its inherent sexism and abusing the genders equally? Probably not much of a 'yay' there.

      However, yes, both genders target females more than males for actual sexual abuse.

      That's actually a pretty interesting fact to point out the next time that try to explain homophobia because 'most abusers are gay men'. Well, no, most are straight men, although roughly two and a half times more of them are 'gay' when compared to the standard '10%' that you'd expect statistically.

      But if that is 'gay', then logic dictates that something sixty percent of female abusers are 'gay', which is crazy off the charts.

      Which rather demonstrates, as people have pointed out, that sexual orientation isn't really related to this at all. Or, rather, their sexual orientation is defined as 'broken'.

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  81. Re:The police don't have to win to do severe damag by aitikin · · Score: 1

    Just like everyone else here, IANAL.

    But what you seem to mistake is that filming in a location that has an extremely limited expectation of privacy such as a school room (just ask any COP if they need a kid's permission to search the locker. They don't, they're the school's property) is not illegal. Using this footage in this way can be seen as libelous, but that's a civil, not criminal matter.

    If your kid were used in this video, you would have a civil case against Evan Emory without a doubt as it was being implied that the child was enjoying a sexually explicit song. Now if Emory were to have sent the video out directly to the children, he could easily have been charged under obscenity laws, but that's about it.

    Long story short, it was a stupid move. He should have used some B-roll that he could purchase licenses from someone and found a way to make it look like he was in the same room with them, or having it played over a TV in the classrooms. At least then he would have covered his ass civilly. Long story short, this is going to be bad for Michigan.

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  82. wut ? by ckeo · · Score: 1

    Sooo.... are all the people that viewed the video and have it cached on their hard drives guilty of possession of child porn or a depiction thereof ?

    K... arrest all those individuals also or its not fair... I mean... they are obviously pedophiles if they viewed it right ?

  83. Re:Constitutional Rights by HungryHobo · · Score: 2

    WTF?
    he was explaining the legal situation. not approving of it.
    as you thick?

  84. This would be interesting by davidwr · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to see how the victim-gender breakdown changes with the age a given perpetrator first victimized a given victim.

    It's been said - and I have little to back this up - that among male perpetrators who prefer prepubescent victims the number of perpetrators who aren't picky about gender is way higher than for perpetrators who prefer adolescents.

    While I can't cite a statistic that says it's true, if it is true, it makes some sense. Biologically we are wired to become sexually active at age 14 and some societies that don't extend education past age 12-13 still allow marriages at this age, even between people of vastly different ages. Among adults who prefer adult sex partners, only about 5-10% of males strongly prefer male partners and a few more are close to 50/50 bisexual, so you would not be surprised if the "gay + bisexual prevalence rate" is close to that of of adult-preferring men among adult males who prefer adolescent partners. My guess is it's less than 20% for both groups if you define "bisexual" as having less than a 2-to-1 preference for one gender over the other and "predominantly hetero- or homosexual" as having more than a 2-to-1 preference.

    If true, this "high bisexuality rate" also makes some sense because absent social clues like dress, prepubescent kids are a lot harder to tell apart by gender than adults or teens late in adolescence, particularly if they not engaging in gender-identifying behavior.

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  85. Re:Constitutional Rights by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    Actually, it does matter, because he never actually said sexual remarks to children. No one was fucking victimized by this. No one was harmed unless you count the kids/parents being angry that the footage was used in such a fashion, and even then the best you could probably do is a civil suit. As others have pointed out, this guy is hardly the first to do this kind of thing. South Park depicted Mr. Garrison teaching kindergarteners about hot carls and the like. Why aren't Matt Stone and Trey Parker in prison?

    This is beyond fucking absurd. Show me who was sexually abused or shut the fuck up.

  86. Re:Constitutional Rights by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    Who's this "we"? Do you have a turd in your pocket? You'll find very few /.ers defending hate speech laws.

  87. Re:Constitutional Rights by DurendalMac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then charge him with criminal trespass. Charging him with creating child pornography is ludicrously overboard and beyond idiotic as I seriously, seriously doubt he had any kind of sexual motivation whatsoever. It was a joke and he never actually sang the explicit lyrics to the children. The guy's a dick, and perhaps prosecution is in order, but let the charges actually fit the crime.

  88. Re:Well, the video has since been removed by Youtu by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Well, the video has since been removed by Youtube. And since it has been removed, I can't watch the video and make my own judgment about what was said.

    Well what do you expect youtube or the police to do if they come across something they think falls under the definition kiddie porn? No need to search the shady corners of the Internet if you can just "study evidence". Duh.

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  89. Re:and watch the video go round and round the net. by reeno49 · · Score: 2

    Thanks, AC. Us "pot heads" appreciate your swift and accurate defense.

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  90. Criminal Trespass by westlake · · Score: 1

    However, in a free country he shouldn't have anything to worry about on the criminal front. The question is, is Michigan free?

    He was in deep shit from the moment he lied about why he wanted access to these kids.

    It goes back to the civil rights era of the sixties and to later and well-publicized cases of parental and stranger abductions, school shootings, hostage-takings, rapes and other acts of violence.

    You have a legitimate reason for being on the school grounds. You play by their rules - or you are going to see some jail time. It is that simple.

    Michigan doesn't have a Photoshop defense.

    If you edit the video of a child - or any part of a child - into your X-rated final cut, it will be taken at full value.

    If you conned your way into a grade school to get that facial shot of a six year old girl you needed, expect the cops to come around for a look at the porn on your PC and the panties in your dresser.

    1. Re:Criminal Trespass by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Michigan doesn't have a Photoshop defense.

      Michigan might not, but the United States Constitution might, especially in this case where there is no pornographic imagery.

      Even in the classic Photoshop case I personally think the United States Constitution prevails since the only reason (besides the disgust that judges have when they see it) that it's not protected by the 1st amendment is that it is typically evidence that either a crime was committed or, for old stuff or imported stuff, an act that would be a crime in America today was committed in the very making of the image. In other words, the photo is on its face evidence of a crime or what would be a crime if the photo were created today in the USA.

      The same is not true for Photoshop imagry.

      Now, I can see a successful prosecution of a Photoshopped image if the defense could not show that at the time the final image was made, the person in the photo had turned 18 and agreed to a model release or that the model was deceased at the time the image was created. Why do I say this? Because the state can argue that:
      *The state could outlaw distributing such images without a model release, and
      *The state could prohibit any parent or guardian from signing such a model release, effectively meaning it could not be signed until the child was an adult.

      But I cannot see any way for a judge who believes in the 1st amendment to allow the prosecution of a image created today from a photo taken of a child born before February 19, 1993 if the model release was signed by the now-adult child after he turned 18 and all copyright issues were taken care of. Now, I'm not naive, there are probably a lot of judges that don't believe in the 1st amendment to this degree.

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  91. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he absolutely was approving it. He seems to be completely unable to comprehend that people might be outraged at broken laws. Probably because he's a fucking moron troll.

  92. Re:Constitutional Rights by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    His video depicted him saying sexual remarks to children. Whether or not they were actually there doesn't really matter.

    Are you serious or is your interpretation of the law just warped? First of all I'd like to see you actually cite any real laws that are remotely on your side. If someone is depicting something that isn't real, then my interpretation is that you can't charge them for the act. See in Hollywood there are things called "special effects" in which things don't really happen. Like in any teen slasher movie, that 16 year old (played by a 22 year old) that got decapitated by the villain didn't really happen. Otherwise, the actor who played the villain could be arrested for murder.

    In America you can't even post naked pictures online of people you claim are underage, even if they are in fact over 18. In America you can't even post naked pictures online of people you claim are underage, even if they are in fact over 18.

    Really cite any real case. In the case of Melissa Ashley, she's had to testify in a few cases that despite her appearance she was over the age of 18 and any photos or scenes of her are not child pornography. I think one judge admonished the prosecution for not doing any research.

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  93. Re:Constitutional Rights by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    Guess we'd better arrest Dave Chappelle, too. Or is saying you're going to urinate on someone not considered sexual by the courts?

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  94. Re:Constitutional Rights by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    You selectively excluded an important part (1466).

    and B)lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value;

    Details matter.

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  95. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does, or does not?
    ...meh, each side of the God debate claims to be persecuted. Have fun depicting the other side as the overbearing authority, that seems to be the standard operating procedure when brought into question. Rather than debate whether or not God is real, claim persecution and blame the other side for turning society against them. As if they weren't already bringing it on themselves.

  96. This needed to be in the OP by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    This is one of the greatest things the internet has ever produced.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

    It's been taken down time and time again and people continue to upload it, google have given up taking it down now. I find it utterly hilarious and quite relevant.
    As for the seriousness of the article itself, one word. Idiocracy

  97. Re:and watch the video go round and round the net. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm. What was the question?

  98. Facebook group supporting Evan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Evan-Emory/192566290767711?sk=wall

  99. Re:Constitutional Rights by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Well, it's not entirely without cause. If you have a picture of a little girl and a picture of a dick, both are legal. If you photoshop them together so it looks like a sexual situation involving the girl, it's child pornography. If this wasn't the case you could make and distribute lots of extremely realistic pictures this way without risking any real penalty.

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  100. Innocent Until Proven Guilty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it written in past-tense, has he been jailed or not?

    1. Re:Innocent Until Proven Guilty? by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

      He was arrested and taken to jail. He was released on a $5,000 bond. He is still facing charges that could result in 20 years in prison. http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/muskegon_county/YouTube-singer-charged-with-felony

  101. Re:Well, the video has since been removed by Youtu by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

    We are not a free country anymore, no thanks to our draconian sex, drug and terrorism laws.

    Spoken like a true Communist.

  102. Don't you believe it. by westlake · · Score: 2

    A school is a public place, hence no real expectation for privacy.

    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

    The school is one of those places where trespass laws have teeth that can bite and bite hard.

    You are welcome on the premises only when you have a legitimate reason for being there - and only when you play by the rules.

    1. Re:Don't you believe it. by Rifter13 · · Score: 1

      He was there, legitimately. So, that argument doesn't have merit in this case. He mis-represented what his ULTIMATE goal was, but he went to the school, represented what he was going to do correctly, and followed through. It is what he did with the video AFTER, that is getting him in trouble. I am pretty sure that you can stand off of school grounds, and take pictures of kids playing. Now... someone will MOST LIKELY call the cops on you, quickly, but from my understanding, those kinds of actions are NOT illegal.

    2. Re:Don't you believe it. by westlake · · Score: 1

      He was there, legitimately. So, that argument doesn't have merit in this case. He mis-represented what his ULTIMATE goal was, but he went to the school, represented what he was going to do correctly, and followed through

      That is the jailhouse lawyer I hear talking.

      The con that makes the big heist possible is still a con.

      He recorded his star performance in an empty classroom - as planned - and - selectively - edited the kids in later, as planned.

      I am pretty sure that you can stand off of school grounds, and take pictures of kids playing.

      True or not, it doesn't matter.

      He lied his way in - and that makes it a criminal trespass.

    3. Re:Don't you believe it. by russotto · · Score: 2

      That is the jailhouse lawyer I hear talking.

      Jailhouse lawyer: A man who had the law on his side and could prove it... though it did him no good, as he was convicted regardless, by people who would taunt you because you're a known extrovert whose sister is a thespian.

      He lied his way in - and that makes it a criminal trespass.

      Then you'll have no problem citing the Michigan law which he violated. Because I sure can't find it under "trespass" in the Michigan penal code.

    4. Re:Don't you believe it. by Dogun · · Score: 1

      I don't think he had to lie. He said he was doing a project.

  103. We can have both by davidwr · · Score: 2

    We can have both an effective system to give abused kids the therapy they need and we can have a society that allows caring adults to be caring adults.

    As for the state of therapy - I've said elsewhere in this thread that today's system needs improvement but it beats anything we've had since before the Leave It To Beaver era.

    If we are to have a society where caring adults can be caring adults, we need several things we don't have today:

    * Training the next generation how to be friendly to kids they don't know well and whose parents they don't know well but not behind closed doors, especially not 1-1.
    * Train kids from a young age what is and isn't okay for an adult to do. Unfortunately we have a chicken-and-egg problem since the best training is to live in a world where the vast majority of adults DO engage kids spontaneously yet responsibly, which because of fear we do not have today.
    * Train parents that it's perfectly acceptable and expected that adults will interact with their kids IN PUBLIC PLACES and that the adults will sometimes initiate the conversation. Give parents the tools they need to train the kids how to react if they become uncomfortable and give the parents the tools they need to keep the lines of communication with their kids open.
    * Accept that there will likely be a small increase in the number of non-family child abuse victims as a result.

    The last one will be a hard sell - convincing people that a generation of kids that live in a relatively sterile, to use your words, society is actually more harmful than a small uptick in the number of kids who will suffer an immense harm is no easy task.

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    1. Re:We can have both by Damouze · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very wise words.

      Our very western society is going down the drain because our law-givers want make rules for everything and every conceivable situation. That is not freedom. Nor does it promote acting responsibly towards one's fellow man, let alone towards children.

      The most important factor in dealing with people is using one's common sense. Unfortunately, when emotionally hot topics are concerned - like child abuse, terrorism presently, and the famous non-existing WMDs in Iraq, the Red Scare or the fear of nuclear holocaust in the past - our common sense is the first thing to go. This is because our society is programmed to lash out against anything or anyone that even remotely insinuates those things.

      Why? Because of the age old saying: "The great Masses of the People..."

      Not every Muslim is a terrorist. Heck, not every terrorist is Muslim. There are terrorists in every flavour and every vocation or religious belief system. Not every man or woman who works with children and enjoys it is a child molestor. In fact, the enjoyment part is often exactly what keeps these people going for twenty years or more. Being an educator or (surrogate) parent is a hard job and usually only pays off on the long term. I know of teachers and foster parents who were burnt out long before that!

      And here I am, quoting someone who was arguably one of the most evil people in our history. Not because I agree with his ideas, or with his motives - let alone his actions. No, because unfortunately for us, with regard to this, he was absolutely right.

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  104. Re:Constitutional Rights by jonfr · · Score: 1

    Bad taste is not a criminal offense in the U.S. Far as I know he did not lie to anyone far, according to the news reports of this case.

    What matter here is that the prosecutor is making up charges as he goes a long. In fact, I am sure that he is abusing his power by this action and has made him self liable by a criminal investigation into his office by this action that he has taken. Because this is not a due process and this man that he is prosecuting is not guilty of any crime by U.S law far as I know.

  105. Michigan statute by drew30319 · · Score: 2
    The relevant Michigan statute Section 750.145c includes the following:

    Sec. 145c.
    (1) As used in this section:
    (a) "Appears to include a child" means that the depiction appears to include, or conveys the impression that it includes, a person who is less than 18 years of age, and the depiction meets either of the following conditions:
    (i) It was created using a depiction of any part of an actual person under the age of 18.
    (ii) It was not created using a depiction of any part of an actual person under the age of 18, but all of the following apply to that depiction:
    (A) The average individual, applying contemporary community standards, would find the depiction, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest.
    (B) The reasonable person would find the depiction, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.
    (C) The depiction depicts or describes a listed sexual act in a patently offensive way.

    [. . .]
    (k) "Prurient interest" means a shameful or morbid interest in nudity, sex, or excretion.

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    It's likely that under the "appears to include a child" standard, the issue will be:

    Based on "community standards" would an "average individual" find the video to appeal to "a shameful or morbid interest in sex"?

    That seems like a stretch - but the bigger issue (IMO) is the use of the prosecutorial resources for a situation that would be more appropriately handled through civil litigation than criminal prosecution.

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    1. Re:Michigan statute by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I like how in those laws they mention things such as "reasonable" and "artistic." That's just what we need. Laws that are subjective beyond belief used in situations where there are no real victims.

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    2. Re:Michigan statute by Dogun · · Score: 1

      Prosecutor can't expect to win, and there is no chance of plea. This is a situation where the prosecutor is going forward explicitly to bankrupt the accused.

  106. Why is it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that millions of people come and want to come to the US? Oh, that's right, total propaganda blanket and censorship and all that...nm

    1. Re:Why is it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the old "Everybody is jumping off a cliff, can I do it too mom? can I, can I, CAN I???"

      You clearly have a firm grasp of what's important. Fucking moron.

  107. Re:Constitutional Rights by fatphil · · Score: 1

    But she's only 2 clicks away from child abuse!

    Today, at least.
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa-Ashley
    leads to
        http://telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061228/NEWS/612280745/1101
    which has as one of the top stories:
        Articles Most Read Today
              2. Ex-pastor found guilty of sex with teen (T&G)
        http://telegram.com/article/20110219/NEWS/102190363

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  108. Misleading summary? by AC-x · · Score: 1

    Headline: "Musician Jailed"

    Article: Musician could be charged with offence which carries a maximum penalty of 20 years.

    Pretty crazy to be arrested for it but lets just wait and see whether the case gets laughed out of court before we jump to conclusions.

    1. Re:Misleading summary? by InvisiBill · · Score: 3, Informative

      The article is using old information. Emory was arrested initially and released on a $5,000 bond. On Wednesday 2/16, he was arraigned on a felony charge of manufacturing child sexual abusive material. http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/muskegon_county/YouTube-singer-charged-with-felony

  109. Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Potentially jailing someone for 20 years after making a parody is a slap in the face to victims of real child rape.

    1. Re:Justice? by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not uncommon for sexual predators to get much less time than this for truly heinous crimes. For some reason when crimes are perpetrated over the net the justice system goes bat shit crazy.

    2. Re:Justice? by cheekyboy · · Score: 2

      after all the facebook revolutions of the middle east, next up is europe against the globalist banks, then next and last the great revolution of usa.

      Its time all leaders are retired. Old shit is old shit. Time to flush.

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    3. Re:Justice? by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      It's not uncommon for sexual predators to get much less time than this for truly heinous crimes.

      Just a few "hail mary"s and a sideways career move in many cases...

    4. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change 'justice system' to asshole prosecuting attorney who probably got a half dozen phone calls from upset parents saying "you have to do something or I'll make sure you lose half your votes next election cycle!" That's all it comes down to. The district attorney probably never even knew about this situation until the angry parents called him up. I'm even more surprised that they didn't find a cache of kiddy porn on his computer since they obviously found nothing, it just shocks me that law enforcement (or the DA or his cronies) didn't plant something as they typically would in these situations unless, perhaps, the DA really doesn't want to put this guy away any longer than he has to and only wants to appease the parents to some degree. I suppose if the DA's kid was in the classroom, the criminal musician would have had all kinds of damning evidence at his home.

  110. Re:Constitutional Rights by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a terrible world that would be! Imagine, a place where people posses the unrestricted right to free expression. The horror!

  111. clarification by davidwr · · Score: 1

    2nd to last paragraph should read:

    Assuming there was a sure-fire way to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancies, and assuming a society that operated in a pure lasse-faire, do what you will and harm none mode only reacting to offenses upon complaint rather than preventing or deterring them, sex before marriage would still be unwise in any case. For sex between equals or near-equals the cost of ignoring that wisdom would be small. Sex between non-equals where neither is not an adult would need to be supervised to prevent unintentional or intentional taking advantage of the situation, and sex between non-equals where one is an adult would need special handling to make sure the adult wasn't taking advantage of the situation. For the same of argument I'll allow for same-sex and even more-than-2-person mutually monogamous lifetime bonds to be considered a marriage. Not that I would be happy living in such a society, but if you are going to have a lasse-faire society, such unconventional arrangements will be part of the picture.

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    1. Re:clarification by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      Er, why don't you want to live in a "pure lasse-faire, do what you will and harm none society."? What right do you have to restrict the actions of others when they cause no harm?

      For the same of argument I'll allow for same-sex and even more-than-2-person mutually monogamous lifetime bonds to be considered a marriage. Not that I would be happy living in such a society, but if you are going to have a lasse-faire society, such unconventional arrangements will be part of the picture.

      Oh, so you're one of those people. I do not feel like convincing you that your gut feelings are irrational. It is not worth my time.

  112. I know.. I know.. by Weezul · · Score: 2

    Yes, you'd think Muskegon MI Prosecutor Tony Tague has got a full plate, what with a serial killer on the loose in his county, eh?

    I'd imagine that good ol' Tony wasn't too happy about his ongoing failures appearing on television every night, but the Evan Emory case buys him a nice little reprieve, never mind if it distracts law enforcement resources from finding a serial killer. If your feeling frisky, I'd suggest calling his office to tell him that his little stunt isn't fooling anyone.

    I'd expect the internet vigilantes will eventually start harassing the parents who complained. As the police are involved already, I foresee the /b/ tards proceeding by giving anonymous tips that various involved parents are the Muskegon county serial killer, or running a meth lab, or simply reporting a domestic dispute.

    Imho, the /b/ tards will actually do less damage to Evan Emory's case by pranking the police about the parents rather than prank calling the parents directly because the police won't involve the news media when they get pranked. I hope his lawyer asks for a change of venue irregardless of the internet shit storm of course.

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  113. Just so you know... by Damase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I live here in Muskegon, Mi. These are the same people who tore down an 80 yr old retired WW2 veteran's home (basically) because they could not afford to take it by eminent domain @125% of value. It was an historic home. The home was built by the first mayor of the city and was on the city's precious historic trail. The man was a hoarder - a known mental illness- so the house was filthy on the inside. After the first hit by the wrecker the city declared the house structurally unfit and finished demolishing the home.

    These people have a nickname -- Gestapo. They are extremists in their puritanical beliefs, and this musician knows this. Therefore he wasn't just being a moron, his actions went to the level of recklessly - moronic - imbecile. He should have moved to Detroit first then did this using a willing classroom out there. Does he deserve 20yrs in prison and the reputation afterwards? Does a guy who puts his hand in a running lawnmower blade deserve to keep his hand? I guess fate plays it's part in these kinds of cases. He lost.

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  114. Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America

  115. Re:Constitutional Rights by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    You will find a lot more then you realize.

    Most posters on slashdot do not mind questionable laws they can benefit from or that do not directly effect them.

  116. Re:Constitutional Rights by petman · · Score: 1

    While the existence of God is the subject of debate, no right-thinking adult on earth actually believes Santa Claus exists.

  117. Re:Constitutional Rights by petman · · Score: 1

    It's an act. How is this any different from movies depicting adults doing bad things to children?

  118. Stake in the ground: Child sexual abuse is WRONG by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Reading over my comments in this thread it's possible someone might get the idea that I don't think child sexual abuse is very, very wrong.

    Let me be clear:
    While I concede that over millions of victims of child sexual abuse over the centuries, there are a small percentage who lived their lives without any signs of harm and who themselves believed they were not harmed, and while I concede that there is also a small percentage who either in their own mind or in an objective sense benefited from the experience, IT IS STILL WRONG. VERY WRONG.

    Even if - and I think this would be a gross exaggeration by a factor of 10 to 100 - 50% of victims lived the rest of their lives with minimal or no negative consequences and even if an additional 10% believed - accurately or not - that they had a net benefite from the experience, the harm done to the other 40% including the grave psychological harm done to some victims and the fact that we as adults KNOW this harm occurs is more than enough to declare sexual between people who are wide apart in age in power if both are not adults as WRONG on its face. Even for those who do not share my moral values, most would agree that it is worthy of criminalizing in the same way that we criminalize other behavior which is likely to cause harm even if it does not do so all the time even if my grossly exaggerated numbers above were correct.

    Since the true distribution of harm is much more tilted towards "harm was done" and away from the "it's mostly harmless," the argument that it should be illegal is bolstered. By how much, I don't know, since I don't have an accurate statistic. But it is bolstered.

    By the way, I'm just talking about non-painful sexual acts that a child or teenager might find enjoyable in the moment, such as fondling. Yes, you heard me right - I admit that a child can enjoy having his privates being fondled by an adult. I already factored that into my statements here and in other threads, so don't try to convince me to lower my estimations of the amount of harm sex with adults does to children and teenagers.

    Once you factor in sexual acts which are painful or which the younger or less powerful person objects to in any way or in which the child felt coerced, the harm and wrong-ness become far greater.

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  119. if it were my kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be upset if my kid were in the video without my permission, but the manufacture of child sexual abuse material charge is complete bullshit.

  120. Re:Constitutional Rights by Cyberllama · · Score: 3, Informative

    He lied to the school to gain access to their kids.

    Debatable. He probably didn't lie per se, but rather simply failed to volunteer some key details. "I'd like to come sing for the children" vs " I'd like to come sing for the children, and then edit the video to appear as though I sang a much less appropriate song for comedic purposes". IANAL, but both are true in the technical sense.

    That is criminal trespass under almost any jurisdiction you could name.

    Even if we were to conclude he lied, and what you say here is true -- two big if's -- it still wouldn't matter. Criminal Trespass is not what he's being charged with and it's not a crime which carries a 20 year prison sentence and listing on a sex offender registry.

    Without permission, he used an empty classroom as a stage for his sexually explicit performance. That again is criminal trespass.

    He had permission -- not necessarily from the school itself, but from an employee of the school who was his friend.

    Without anyone's informed consent he edited videos of six and seven year old kids into his adolescent and obsene music video.

    Poor judgment perhaps, but at *worst* this is a civil matter -- not a criminal one.

    The video makes these kids part of the performance ---

    and that is all that Michigan law requires for prosecution on the felony charge.

    A court will decide that, but expect that if it agrees with you that another court will be asked to decide if the law itself can possibly be constitutional.

    The video was posted to YouTube and played to a local comedy club. That looks less like a prank and more like commercial exploitation.

    Irrelevant to anything. Again, if he's using people's likeness for a commercial gain, that might be a civil matter -- but never a criminal one.

  121. what about this? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1
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  122. In that 10:10 enviro vid, they blew kids up by xmark · · Score: 1

    Nary a peep from the law, anywhere (that I could find). Clearly, depictions of a teacher blowing kids up into hamburger because they didn't have the correct opinions doesn't sink to the heinous depravity of this musician's vid. /sarc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSTLDel-G9k&feature=player_embedded#at=86

  123. Easy explanation why the guy is being prosecuted.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People on my street get stabbed and beaten shitless at a frightening rate.

    Mr Policeman, who would you rather arrest? A musician sat at home watching TV, or an angry as fuck smackhead with a bloodstained knife and nothing to lose?

  124. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's like you don't know the laws or something.

  125. Ingelligent people, get out of America! by Snaller · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but its too late for you there. Think of the country as the Golgafrincham B ark - just leave them there. Tell them you are going out for a walk and then slip across the border!

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  126. Happens to men all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cops came to my house to deliver a warrant for a speeding ticket and notifed me of how long I had to pay it before it became contempt of court.

    Anyway, the neighbors freaked out. Thought I was a pedophile and the cops were there for that. They don't let their kids outside anymore...even after I talked to them and explained it.

    They defaulted to the pedophile thing. They are still hung up on it. I bought this house a year ago and I'm going to move soon - and part of the reason is to get new neighbors.

  127. Re:Constitutional Rights by russotto · · Score: 2

    He lied to the school to gain access to their kids. That is criminal trespass under almost any jurisdiction you could name.

    I name "Michigan", and I do not believe that lying to obtain permission to access a school is criminal trespass. I also dispute the idea that the kids belong to the school.

    Without permission, he used an empty classroom as a stage for his sexually explicit performance. That again is criminal trespass.

    That again is not. Furthermore, he had permission: "The teacher had bowling practice, and he told us we could use the room."

    The video makes these kids part of the performance

    No, it does not. It makes the kids appear as if they were part of the performance. The performance took place in an empty room.

    and that is all that Michigan law requires for prosecution on the felony charge

    Really? He was arraigned on a charge of "manufacturing child sexually abusive material". Even ignoring any constitutional questions, the definition of child sexually abusive material from MCLA 750.145c is

    (m) "Child sexually abusive material" means any depiction, whether made or produced by electronic, mechanical, or other means, including a developed or undeveloped photograph, picture, film, slide, video, electronic visual image, computer diskette, computer or computer-generated image, or picture, or sound recording which is of a child or appears to include a child engaging in a listed sexual act; a book, magazine, computer, computer storage device, or other visual or print or printable medium containing such a photograph, picture, film, slide, video, electronic visual image, computer, or computer-generated image, or picture, or sound recording; or any reproduction, copy, or print of such a photograph, picture, film, slide, video, electronic visual image, book, magazine, computer, or computer-generated image, or picture, other visual or print or printable medium, or sound recording.

    The key thing to notice is that it must include a child, or appear to include a child, engaging in a listed sexual act. Listening to a song (raunchy or otherwise), is not included in the list, which is "sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, passive sexual involvement, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity."

    The video was posted to YouTube and played to a local comedy club. That looks less like a prank and more like commercial exploitation.

    Pranks and commercial exploitation aren't mutually exclusive. Typical, of course. You're like most people, with such a pro-authority bias that no matter how ludicrous a charge is, you'll tie yourself in knots to justify it.

  128. Re:Constitutional Rights by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    If someone actually commits then prosecute them. There are real predators out there but hysteria over every hypothetical doesn't solve anything. In this case of the musician, what he did isn't remotely related to child pornography yet it was brought as an almost irrelevant hypothetical.

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  129. More 'zero tolerance' police state crap by sjdude · · Score: 2

    This sounds like more zero tolerance police state crap. Have a look at this: http://www.lewrockwell.com/whitehead/whitehead26.1.html

  130. 'Pedo' is the new 'Communist' by heretic108 · · Score: 2

    Throughout US history, there have been several episodes of fear, hysteria and scapegoating. The first example is the infamous witch hunts. Post WWII, it was Sen. McCarthy-led anti-communist crusades. The famous playright Arthur Miller made the comparison very clear in his master work The Crucible. Now, it seems pedophiles are the new communists. What better a 'fear fix' than to imagine Pedobear hiding under every bed, lurking in the school staffrooms and coaching your kids' ball teams.

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  131. Re:Constitutional Rights by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    How many are ACs and how many are registered members? Don't take ACs into account when measuring the views of /.ers.

  132. Re:Constitutional Rights by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised you didn't say don't count the same person twice too.

    the fact of the matter is that there have been stories on slashdot concerning the very subject of hate speech and hate crimes and there are generally always enough people on both sides of the argument to drive the discussion to well over 500 posts and usually more.

    I don't keep metrics on slashdot. I keep mental notes of what it see. There are quite a few people here who would either side with the same type of law if they saw a benefit from it or wouldn't care about it altogether.

  133. Re:The police don't have to win to do severe damag by Seumas · · Score: 1

    Correct. Even if he prevails, he loses. Any future date or employer or friend or other associate that ever googles his name until the end of time will see this disgusting accusation tied to his name at the top of the results and there's nothing he can do about it.

  134. RTFStatute by insolent_bloke · · Score: 1

    Maybe the prosecution should read their own state's laws. Under Sec. 750.145c of the Michigan Penal Code: "'Child sexually abusive material' means any depiction [...] which is of a child or appears to include a child engaging in a listed sexual act.

    'Listed sexual act' means sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, passive sexual involvement, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity."

    The only thing in the law even remotely resembling what Emory might have included in his video was children who appear to be engaging in "passive sexual involvement." Let's define it:

    "'Passive sexual involvement' means an act, real or simulated, that exposes another person to or draws another person's attention to an act of sexual intercourse, erotic fondling, sadomasochistic abuse, masturbation, sexual excitement, or erotic nudity[...]."

    Thus, the law requires that the video at the very least appear to depict children who are exposed to any of the bolded actions above. Even if, for the sake of argument, you could say the children in the video qualify under the "appears to include" language, the children are still not depicted as being exposed to any of the "listed sexual acts."

    So it boils down to this: the video appears to (but does not actually) depict children watching Emory sing an explicit song, which falls under none of the actions covered by the statute. These children were not harmed, at least not in the way from which the statute is designed to protect them. In American law there exists a concept called the act requirement - meaning we can only punish people for things they actually did. Emory did not actually violate the law as it stands. The prosecution should pursue the case from a privacy rights angle, but leave it at that.

  135. ...meanwhile in Finland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's not uncommon for the whole family to go to sauna together. I wonder what prosecutors like this would make of that...

  136. Fuck slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what, fuck this place. I go to all the trouble to research the actual statute, post why it doesn't apply to this case, and I get voted down to 0 so nobody will see my comment. There's no fucking point in posting here anymore. The fucking comment system sucks anyway.

  137. Re:Constitutional Rights by c6gunner · · Score: 2

    While the existence of God is the subject of debate, no right-thinking adult on earth actually believes Santa Claus exists.

    AFAIC, no right-thinking adult on earth actually believes gods exist.

  138. Wait, what he did was pretty bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the guy made a video where he pretended to say highly sexual things to kids.

    That's not as bad as actually saying those things to kids, but it' s still pretty bad.'

    If one of those kids saw it on YouTube, it would really not be a good thing, normal children of that age are still quite shocked about 'dirty words', much less some adult pretending to ask them for sex.

  139. If Soviet America... by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 0

    Oh never mind... This is just one of the many examples of why I'm ashamed of what this country has become.

  140. might stop all immigration too by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    If the mexicans start seeing how evil and soviet style usa is, they might reconsider crossing the border.

    What made usa great? all its immigrants from yesteryears. So make the country so shit house, no more immigrants, and what out come do you get?

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  141. Why has NO ONE said this? by cfalcon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This guy sang in front of kids, then modified that video to appear as if he was saying vulgar things instead. Somehow, this ludicrously construes child abuse or some nonsense. Ok, whatever.

    Here's the missing puzzle piece... what if someone ELSE had taken his video, redubbed it, and posted it like that?

    Lesson: if you want to do what this guy did, make sure that the redub is posted by a different user that isn't traceable. Apparently this 'crime' only happens if you are both the person who sings to high school kids with permission of the school AND the person who makes the humorous redub later- just don't be BOTH of those people (traceably) and you should be fine.

    In the meantime, of course, this is an absurd travesty of the legal system.

    1. Re:Why has NO ONE said this? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The redub is a comedy staple now. I've made two short ones myself. They arn't espicially funny - I'm not really talented at finding good jokes - but that's just some idea of how common it is.

    2. Re:Why has NO ONE said this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had an idea along the lines of this post, if enough people had a copy of the original video, they could re-dub again and again different lyrics. Even make it appear as though someone else (not Emory) is singing to the kids. I'd like to see YouTube bombarded with thousands of copycats.

    3. Re:Why has NO ONE said this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is a woman and children's country. Men should just kill themselves or just not treat fatal medical conditions they have. After a point it's just better to be dead than red... blooded american.

      Never going to get that nice young bride you want. Totally illegal.

    4. Re:Why has NO ONE said this? by kingbilly · · Score: 1

      Too bad there is no video of the prosecutor to dub into the video and make that point...

    5. Re:Why has NO ONE said this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Someone needs to collect various videos of this idiot prosecutor speaking, then edit individual words together to make it look like he's saying "I want you to touch my turgid man-meat".

      Cut that in with stock footage of shocked children, add yakety-sax and keyboard cat, upload to youtube, press charges, job done.

  142. two of many possibilities by davidwr · · Score: 1

    How can a "stranger" abuse a child without abducting them?

    The stereotypical "pervert in the park toilet" - which hardly ever happens by the way - can be result in abuse without an abduction.

    Another possibility is a "friend of a friend" situation, such as my kid is over at a friend's house, and one of my friend's friends or relatives who doesn't know my kid or me is there and this friend/family-of-a-friend entices or coerces my kid into an abusive situation.

    My kid was not abducted - he was exactly where he told me he would be.

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  143. Contempt by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Failure to pay the monies to the victim would be considered contempt-of-court, and the responsible persons sent to 1 year additional jailtime.

    In most states contempt of court comes in two flavors:

    The kind the judge can send you to jail for for the duration of the contempt plus a small additional time, usually days or weeks, and "Criminal contempt of court" which requires a full-blown jury trial, tried by a judge OTHER than the one you are allegedly in contempt of. The latter can get you a longer, fixed-length sentence.

    As the judge you wouldn't be able to send someone to jail for 6 months if they were unable to pay up.

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  144. Re:Constitutional Rights by wierd_w · · Score: 2

    I have no doubt that there are people who would approve of any arbitrary law as long as they profited from it. However, if that same law unduly imposes against another, that support is the result of a lack of integrity on the part of the supporter.

    highly exagerated example:

    Person X owns slaves, because law Z permits him to own them, and damnit, being able to force people to clean up after you is damn convenient. Person X claims that because it is not illegal to own slaves, that there is no problem whatsoever with such ownership, that arguments about how the slaves should have rights are just rhetoric from people that need to sit back and chill, because the law does not give rights to slaves, and the whole thing is just plain silly to argue over.

    Nevermind the subtle truth behind the phrase "there but by the grace of god go I." (You can strip out any religiousity and still have a truism.) Person X is only in favor of slavery while he is the slave OWNER. His tune would change instantly if he was suddenly made into a slave himself. For this reason, his position lacks integrity.

    The same kind of rationality can be applied to both the positions people hold on "child pornography", and on "Racial hate speech". The people that are for "Blanket" prosecution of these things (Really? cartoons?) would radically change their tune if they were the ones on the receiving end of the penal cudgel. (Just think how much stereotypical soccer mom would squirm on the bench after being charged with child porn for taking that cute picture of their 3 year old on the training potty--something that HAS happened.) For this reason, their support of such laws lacks integrity.

    Society benefits from concise, practical, and reasonable legislation. Laws against child exploitation, for instance. (as in, child prostitution, etc.) It does not benefit (in the long run) by legislation that makes a privately held thought or impulse so taboo that ANYTHING remotely related to it is prosecutable. The latter only opens the door to witch-hunts, like this story is about, or to such insane outcomes as registering children as sex offenders for photographing themselves while naked. (Which has, and does continue to happen.)

    Laws should be crafted for specific criminal acts, with a specific criminal intent. They should not be crafted to cater to moral panic, or to penalize nebulous and ambiguous activities.

    Duct-taping a 10 year old girl to a bed, ramming a big black dildo in her and taking pictures is, and should be illegal, because you are harming a child, physically, emotionally, and mentally. Making a cartoon of such a sordid activity should be socially unacceptable, but not illegal, because no children are actively harmed by the enterprise. Arguments to the effect of "It promotes the real activity" lack credibility or integrity unless the person saying that argument is also against television dramas depicting physical violence, or destruction of property (pretty much all primetime TV in the US) and also believe that all actors that have been employed to create such television content should be charged with the simulated crimes they helped depict--OR they have highly documented evidence that creating or viewing such a sordid thing (simulated cartoon child exploitation) directly promotes non-criminals to become criminals.

    So, as I see it, you are either against such stupid legislation, are a hypocritical bastard that lacks integrity, or are a fringe radical with insane opinions. Mod me troll if you wish, but that wont' change this simple fact, and my karma can take it.

  145. Get along with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get along with it. That's what the governments do, no matter it claims to be democratic or NOT.

  146. or just avoid michigan by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    This isn't the first time some crazy bullsh*t has happened in Michigan
    (remember this one? here's another)

    Plus snowmaggedon is bad for computers, let alone people.

  147. Seems like every gas pump generation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... has to have its witch hunt. What I find really odd about it is that some of the same people who now recoil in horror at the thought of what happened during the McCarthyism era will happily toss gasoline onto the pyre of anyone who is accused of pedophilia.

    Not with the price of gas being what it is, we're not

  148. Stuff like this... by Xanlexian · · Score: 1

    ... is why I take the whole "sex offender registry" and such "child rape" cases all with a grain of salt.

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  149. Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few more cases like this and we might have an Egypt style revolution on our hands. However I would expect citizen deaths to be in the tens of thousands in each major city in the US.

  150. Re:Well, the video has since been removed by Youtu by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    the prosecutor is doing the prosecutor thing and using the protect the children bullshit witch hunt to boost his political career.

    This is something that I always find strange about the USA. Why on earth did you guys think it was a good idea to elect judges, district attorneys, and so on? The entire point of the judiciary as an independent branch of the government is that it should not be subject to the same populist whims as the legislature and executive.

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  151. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if it turns out he does want to have sex with children - so what?
    There is no evidence of him ever acting on such an impulse. What happened to "guilty until proven otherwise"?
    The true signature of a police state is that you don't get thrown in jail because of your actions, but because of your thoughts.

  152. Re:Constitutional Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, to figure out which side is the underdog maybe you should ask yourselves a few questions about the situation. I have one you can start with, "Which side has used its political influence to get all its incomes made tax-exempt?"...

  153. Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people need to understand that "jokes" have limits, and that you are responsable for what you say and do.
    I am dissapointed in what some people consider funny these days... mockery and sexual perversion is NOT funny.
    We are living some very decadent days... And the "culture" (or better yet, LACK of culture) is teaching us that it's okay to lie, cheat, mock, make jokes about violence and rape... i repeat, these things are not funny.

  154. Libel / Slander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't anyone here get that this was done WITHOUT the consent of the kids? Surely it is not child porn or anything, but the guy can certainly be prosecuted for libel. Liberal thought is good, but common sense has to come in somewhere ....

  155. Consequences of action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to defend the prosecutors in this case or the police, but without seeing the actual youtube video i'm going to play devil's advocate. What if the video wasn't marked as 18 and over only? What if it was bad enough to encourage pedophile who have never committed the crime to go and commit the crime? Again without seeing the video... it could be just simply a parody, but let me provide this example. If you tell a mentally challenged person to walk off a bridge and they go and walk off the bridge. Should you not be held responsible for your actions of causing harm to the other person. Even if your intent was not to really have them walk off the bridge and you were simply just joking around and didn't think they would do it. And for those who want to cry free speech your free speech is only protected so long as it does not put life at risk. In which case our govt's responsibility to protect life trumps your right to free speech. Inalienable rights trump constitutional rights. So again I have no idea what the video is like, but in today's world ignorance should no longer be an excuse. I'm sick of people who go well I didn't THINK it would cause any problems. Thats the problem both government and society fails to THINK nowadays. Sometimes parodies do send the message that its okay. You think some middle school kid who see's everyone laughing at that video wouldn't think that its funny an go do the same performance to elementary kids at the park? So many people are so quick to jump at the conclusion that the police and prosecutor are wrong in this case. I hope they are wrong, but if it turns out the guy is a pedophile then at least they were able to protect him from harming any children. Yeah as a young man it sucks to walk around and if you're around kids people watch and stare at you making you feel guilty, but you know what I'll take that any day of the week if it helps deter the crime from happening. Its what we should be doing as a society... watching out for one another. If more of us did that perhaps we wouldn't have to have the government in our lives as much. So to all you guys complaining about how the media has made it difficult for you to be comfortable out in public around kids. I say man up and get over it. And if you can't??? Maybe you should ask yourself why its making you feel so uncomfortable is there something about yourself you don't know?

  156. Re:Constitutional Rights by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Hey, idiot, the US doesn't have hate speech laws.

    The US has laws that make other criminal acts worse based on specific intent.

    If you don't break those laws, which are all felonies to start with, no one gives a flying fuck what you said.

    If you do break those laws, like if you assault people, yes, it matters why you did it. That has actually always mattered under the law. It's called intent.

    Remember, folks: Everyone who whines about the 'hate crimes laws' in the US wants to commit felonies against people, and they are worried they will get an extra year or two because they often say racist or sexist things, but they insist they're targeting people to commit felonies against randomly.

    Sure, they're going to beat up that black guy, and just the other day were talking about how black people should go back to Africa, but they beat him up because just didn't like his hat...they beat up a white guy last week for the same reason, so an extra year or two is totally unfair.

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  157. He was an idiot by osgeek · · Score: 2

    I think that using video of minors taken for non-obvious purposes and then publishing something edited to be sexually explicit is crossing a line.

    Draw cartoons of children being sexual and sing about it all you want; but take video of my elementary daughter and talk about her sucking anything of yours and you're going to have a law suit on your hands.

    It's one thing to express yourself. He has every right to do so.

    It's quite another to pull innocent children into it and make them a part of your expression as though they were complicit.

    1. Re:He was an idiot by Tuan121 · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to express yourself. He has every right to do so. It's quite another to pull innocent children into it and make them a part of your expression as though they were complicit.

      Anyone who must use the phrase "innocent children" has no argument. And you sir, have none.

    2. Re:He was an idiot by rbayer · · Score: 1

      Civil suits, sure. But criminal charges? Really?

    3. Re:He was an idiot by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

      Agreed that there is grounds here for a civil suit, based on using video of these kids without permission from either them or their parents.

      Given Evan Emory's inexperience, a rational society might demand he take down the video and maybe make some small recompense. He was thoughtless, but he doesn't deserve to be ruined financially.

      The actual response is so far beyond belief that I don't know where to begin denouncing it. Emory was thoughtless, but the prosecutor Tony Tague is actively malicious and deserves nothing less than a slow and painful death that lasts - Oh, I don't know - about 20 years?

  158. Friends did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kYYuKbxa30

  159. The prosceutor is probably a pervert at heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The prosceutor is probably just a pervert wannabe child moles tor or kitty porn addict and is looking to cover his own tracks.

    Look at all these anit-gay activists out there, a lot of them turned out to actually be gay. Why should assholes like this be any different?

  160. To ammend the old saying... by Ozan · · Score: 1

    The road to hell is paved with good intentions and the toll is collected by hysterical parents.

  161. Darwin Award by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Emory did a profoundly stupid thing. The prosecutor and probably the police acted in a manner either stupid or malevolent, or both.

    Why would a person not think before faking evidence of creating a crime?

    Just think of the possibilities. Make a fake video of yourself robbing a bank, preferably one that was recently robbed. Or committing the murder of someone who died recently. Or setting on fire a building that recently burned down?

    Why not just test the strength of this rope by tying a loop around your neck, tossing the other end over a rafter...

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    1. Re:Darwin Award by Chaonici · · Score: 1

      > Make a fake video of yourself robbing a bank, preferably one that was recently robbed. Or committing the murder of someone who died recently. Or setting on fire a building that recently burned down?

      Yup. Because those are all comparable to making a fake video of yourself singing an obscene song to some first-graders who were recently sang to.

  162. freedom by lemmis_86 · · Score: 1

    I thought people in the USA were living under freedom. I was wrong. Hell, I'll never put my foot there again!

  163. Re:and watch the video go round and round the net. by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    I believe it was something like:
    "I'm going to get something to eat. You hungry?"

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  164. FTA by memnock · · Score: 1

    "Parents are too outraged to worry whether Emoryâ(TM)s rights may be being infringed upon. One parent interviewed said, 'He humiliated my child. Heâ(TM)s humiliated all the parents that are involved in it and something definitely needs to be done.' "

    Apparently if people get embarrassed, it makes perfect sense to sue someone else. Bob forbid someone be "humiliated".

  165. Re:Constitutional Rights by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Hey, idiot, the US doesn't have hate speech laws.

    Wow.. what intelectual muscle you have there. Are you this bright around all the people you try to impress?

    The US has laws that make other criminal acts worse based on specific intent.

    First, who said anything about the US. Why in the hell do you think only the US matters? There are hate speech laws in this world, go to Germany and praise Hitler or the Nazi's for instance. I Guess maybe you should have saved your idiot comment until you were looking in the mirror.

    If you don't break those laws, which are all felonies to start with, no one gives a flying fuck what you said.

    Why because you said so? You don't know shit. The hate crime law in the US is an add on to crimes that make them felonies if they weren't or more severe felonies if they were already a felony. That's the entire point of the hate crime law. If you do it out of some magical protection from hate, you get punished more then if you do because you are just an evil guy.

    and yes, striking or assaulting a person in my state is a misdemeanor. Yelling Nigger, Jew, Fag, or anything derogatory to those protected classes of people will turn the misdemeanor into a felony. So yes, it is about hate speech even there.

    If you do break those laws, like if you assault people, yes, it matters why you did it. That has actually always mattered under the law. It's called intent.

    No.. Not all laws are concerned with intent. And for the most part, unless someone admits to the intent, you are only guessing to their thoughts at or near the time of the crime. So even there, it's the same- as a thought crime. But if the evidence of your thought crime motivating the real crime is you yelling something derogatory, then you are being punished in addition to what normal people would based on your hate speech. You simply cannot get around that. You are either guessing on what they were thinking or punishing them for what they said.

    Remember, folks: Everyone who whines about the 'hate crimes laws' in the US wants to commit felonies against people, and they are worried they will get an extra year or two because they often say racist or sexist things, but they insist they're targeting people to commit felonies against randomly.

    Nice argument. I think I can sum it up for you in a little shorter package. "think of the children" or maybe "If you don't agree with me, your evil", or "your either with us or against us". Oh, and assaulting someone is only a misdemeanor until you attack the thought part onto it and make it a hate crime. Then it becomes a felony.

    Why don't you grow the fuck up.

    Sure, they're going to beat up that black guy, and just the other day were talking about how black people should go back to Africa, but they beat him up because just didn't like his hat...they beat up a white guy last week for the same reason, so an extra year or two is totally unfair.

    What's your point? I mean seriously, is it that we should tolerate people getting beat up for any reason (wearing and ugly hat) other then someone hating the other person? If the punishment for assaults and other person on person crime is not a deterrent, then why only protect certain people based on their speech? And yes, your scenario takes this directly to speech as you used talking about blacks going back to Africa as a motivator to why the person needs punished more then someone who doesn't like a hate he was wearing.

    Hell, you can't even be consistent in your rant and you're calling me an idiot.

  166. Re:Constitutional Rights by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I have no doubt that there are people who would approve of any arbitrary law as long as they profited from it. However, if that same law unduly imposes against another, that support is the result of a lack of integrity on the part of the supporter.

    Nuff said.

  167. What??? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    We've even had one dinner lady charged with child grooming for giving a free biscuit.

    Charged? As in criminal charges? I really something got lost in the translation to my American ear.

    Here she would get into trouble for showing favoritism and not giving EVERY child a free biscuit. OR, she would get into trouble for misappropriating government property. But she would not be accused of sexual misconduct. Now, if it was a male lunchroom attendant on the other hand....

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    1. Re:What??? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It wasn't at my school, but every school employee in the country was scared by it. Let me find the details....

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11499872

      My memory wasn't exactly right. She wasn't actually charged, but faced a two year internal investigation and appeals process, and the wrath of the local papers.

  168. "Gay" and "child abuse" by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, unless homosexual and heterosexuals abuse children at about the same rates in relation to their numbers, it's legitimate to say they have an un-equal risk of being a perpetrator.

    Let's take 1000 child-abuse victims who were abused by only one abuser and assume each had an abuser that only abused that victim. We have 485 males and 515 females.

    If 48 of the males were abused by men and the rest by women and 51 of the girls were abused by women and the rest by men, then you'd be able to say that homosexuality doesn't seem to be correlated to child abuse, at least not among single-victim abusers. About 10% of the male victims and about 10% of the female victims were victims of homosexuals. Because of the 1-1 rule in this example we can say that for every homosexual abuser there are 9 heterosexual abusers, which matches the overall homosexual/heterosexual population give or take.

    However, I don't think this is the case.

    The real numbers are probably more like 4- or 5- to 1 male:female ratio among offenders.

    This means there are probably 166 to 200 female offenders in this group with 800-834 male offenders.

    With 485 male and 515 female victims at best we have 200 female heterosexual offenders, zero lesbian offenders, 285 male homosexual offenders, and 515 heterosexual male offenders, for an overall homosexual rate among the males of 35.6% - 3 and a half times their number in the general population but still well under half of all male offenders.

    I'm doing this from memory, but actual statistics from many sources all show men who prefer boys and young male adolescents or who show no gender preference among children and young adolescents are a far higher percentage of those caught abusing children and young adolescents than the presumed population of gay and bisexual men who are attracted to adults, yet it is still far less than 50%.

    So, yes, most child molesting males are heterosexual, but the number of heterosexuals in this population is much lower than in the general population.

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    1. Re:"Gay" and "child abuse" by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      You...um...just said exactly what I said, except you left out the interesting part.

      The interesting part is, while male abusers are about two and a half times as likely to be homosexual as the population would dictate, female abusers are six times as likely to be homosexual as the population would dictate.

      And I don't even slightly understand where you got '0 lesbians'. The linked article very clearly says, and this was actually quote: 'Both lone female and lone male perpetrators abused more girls (62%, 76%, respectively) than boys.'

      Or, to remove male perpetrators: lone female perpetrators abused more girls (62%) than boys.

      If there are 166 to 200 female victims, then there somewhere between 100 and 134 lesbians. (Erm, using your math, which is comparing victims and perpetrators for some reason, despite the fact abusers usually abuse more than one person.) More of them are homosexual than not.

      Of course, this is mixing two classes of things, assault on underaged teenagers and assaults on pre-pubescent kids, which have very different sorts of perpetrators.

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  169. And The Parents Were Not Amused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There are very few facts in this story that do credit to anyone except the parents and the children. Emory presented a smiling, friendly, guileless face to a school and a class of little children and then he did something really nasty. No wonder the parents are up in arms; he's their worst nightmare, a plausible, smiling stranger whose motives are not what they seem. Parents live in fear of this nightmare, "let's sing a song together kids", "help me find my puppy little girl, he's all alone and scared". Good grief, in other times they'd hunt him down.

    Part of the problem here is that there isn't a sensible remedy in the state's penal code. This guy needs to beaten by a roomful of outraged parents, but we can't have that, so the law employs a sledge hammer to whack this annoying little gnat.

    In response to the constitutional free speachers, the child-haters and those who told all the imaginary stories about how their harmless intentions to some child or other were misunderstood, keep in mind that Emory did injure these children. This stuff is on the internet and you all know that once published, it never, ever goes away. There is no remedy that Emory can offer - the damage is permanent. We all get indignant when large corporation X proposes to take some action that has every chance of permanent damage to the environment, but when one person does it we bleat about his right to free speach. Emory's right to swing his fist ended just in front of the childrens' noses.

    Take a look in the mirror - friend of Emory or friend of children? Set the bit then live with it.

    I hate posting as a coward, but I've moderated this discussion already.

  170. How many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously.
    How many 100's of comments are pro-defendant.
    And how many 10's of comments are pro-prosecution?

    Point made.
    Note to future law makers: Use internet as jury.

  171. False Memory Syndrome by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

    Using Occam's Razor, False Memory Syndrome seems a better fit in almost all cases.

    Repression of traumatic memories sounds nice but I haven't seen any real evidence for it that didn't involve drugs or hormones that blocked the memories from ever being formed (so they could not be recovered in any case). However, there is an excess of evidence for implanted or suggested memories.

  172. More Amazing is that this isnt' a crime... by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    As stated in the lead, this is a comedic ploy used my many comedians. Inter-cutting video to mislead into a comic result is done all the time. (Watch Fox "News" entertainment some time.)

    The only "rape" here is that some kid's parents didn't get paid and so they complained.

    Oh, and the guy is getting raped by the system.

    Someone go better arrest the Tosh.0 staff and the daily show etc... oh wait, those kids were properly prostituted to TV by their parents so it's okay.

    "Children", "Drugs" and "Terror" are the root passwords to the U.S. Constitution.

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  173. Busy Busy Thought Police by scurvyj · · Score: 0

    Don't governments get taken down within a few years for starting to pull this type of crap?

  174. Quis custodiet by dugeen · · Score: 1

    A fine example of the 'constructed misunderstanding'.

  175. You are correct, I wasn't covering everything by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I could blame a long week, the fact that the "protect the children at all cost" campaign hurts/scares/deters more innocent adult males than innocent adult females, or any number of other factors for my goofs but the simple fact is that I dropped the ball by not getting the female-abuser stats right or even close to right.

    Thanks for the clarifications.

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  176. Re:Constitutional Rights by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    It's an act. How is this any different from movies depicting adults doing bad things to children?

    Presumably because our lawmakers (and, consequently, law enforcement) feel that this issue is of overriding importance. Personally, I think there are actually other, possibly more important things they could be spending our tax dollars fighting, but hey, I'm not a politician trying to show that he's "doing something" to justify the votes we throw his way.

    Of course, it helps that the multi-billion-dollar motion picture industry has plenty of well-paid attorneys on staff to protect their Constitutional rights.

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