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It's my understanding that Goatse postings are one-off affairs, caused by Slashdotters newly infected by the loser virus. Usually this virus runs its course in short order and the unfortunate victim recovers with a shred of dignity intact, but those chronically afflicted get bored with Slashdot and move on to other things, like alchoholism, drug abuse, and eventually living on the streets. These are the very people that give most honest homeless people a bad name.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Suicide

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero

Sorry, couldn't resist. 3 ED.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Suicide

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero

Sorry, couldn't resist. 3 ED.

I love that column

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

It pretty much invented the extreme advertising meme.

Brought to you be the INTERNET HATE MACHINE

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/China

Is anybody guarding this page?

"...and that is the sole extent of Anonymous's agenda to date..." Anonymous as an organization has a long history of attacking institutions that foster unwarranted self-importance, and new-age mystics peddling superpowers are simply the latest permutation the collective will has bent itself against.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B/

"anon is not your personal army.",

"Anonymous is devoid of humanity, morality, pity and mercy."

you have no right to say what is and what is not condemned by anon. This prank was an epic win that created many lulz. for that alone, even if it was done as a misguided attempt at sabatoge it was a success in the eyes of all Anons who lold. Anon does whatever the fuck it pleases. you cannot attribute ideals to anonymous. conversely you also cannot say an action goes against the ideals of anonymous for when you do, you are no longer talking about anonymous. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous

Rules you have forgotten:

Anonymous is the only page on encyclopedia dramatica that takes herself seriously.

Anonymous is devoid of humanity, morality, pity and mercy.

Anonymous works as one, because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

Anonymous exploits all weaknesses and flaws.

Anonymous doesn't have a family or friends.

Anonymous is not your friend.

Anonymous does not hurt children or animals.

Anonymous is not your personal army.

Anonymous is in control at all times.

Anonymous does not accept failure, Anonymous delivers.

Anonymous has no identity.

Anonymous cannot be betrayed.

Anonymous obeys the Code.

Anonymous does not wear fanny packs.

I sometimes bookmark interesting slashdot links for future world domination plans. When you mentioned speakers I remembered these two links, and I can only conclude:

this + that = EPIC WIN

And having seen quite a few 'shops in my time...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ides_of_March

lol, they think 'anonymous' is an alien race. You can't make this stuff up:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Marcab

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ides_of_March

lol, they think 'anonymous' is an alien race. You can't make this stuff up:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Marcab

The Hon Ed Lollington has ruled masks legal.

Scientology vs various John Does, Jane "Gasmask" Doe, Xenu, LisaMcPhersonWasMurdered, TravoltaIsGay, John Desu, Desu Desu, Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu et al, proceedings of the Internet Court 2008.

The Hon Ed Lollington has ruled masks legal.

Scientology vs various John Does, Jane "Gasmask" Doe, Xenu, LisaMcPhersonWasMurdered, TravoltaIsGay, John Desu, Desu Desu, Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu et al, proceedings of the Internet Court 2008.

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND! is a meme started from the annie may Dragon Ball Z, where characters would use scouters to detect power levels. It was cuntpasted many a time for the win. No topic goes without it. It's worth noting that in the original man gay, Vegeta noted Goku's power level as being "over 8000", "9000" is a product of Funimation Faggotry.

From: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/9000

In that suit Merkey also named Slashdot as a defendant, along with a number of posters from several SCO-related public forums. One of those was Al Petrofsky, the guy who runs SCOfacts.org and right now, bless his heart, is making himself a pain in the ass for SCO in their bankruptcy case. The Merkey suit is thoroughly documented at SCOfacts, under Jeff Merkey, Litigious Lunatic.

The Encyclopædia Dramatica has an, ahem, interesting entry on this Merkey character.

Merkey is a kook AND an asshat. Being sued by him seems to actually be a voucher for one's credibility. Sad, really.

Heh, reminds me of a ITT Tech article on ED I just saw (Possibly NSFW):

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ITT_Tech

You should join my collective http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:ExplodingVan.gif

If you outlaw cyber bullying, you make sites like encyclopedia dramatica illegal:

Look, there's a site just to hate on Megan:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Megan_Meier

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Megan_Had_It_Coming

Maybe they should be illegal.

If you outlaw cyber bullying, you make sites like encyclopedia dramatica illegal:

Look, there's a site just to hate on Megan:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Megan_Meier

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Megan_Had_It_Coming

Maybe they should be illegal.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EXTREME_ADVERTISING

None of the people they terrorized were "everyday people". Not that there hasn't been collateral damage. But the targets of lulz are, generally speaking, asking for it. You never hear why Anonymous attacks anybody because that doesn't make sensational news and the affected users who have blogs don't reveal their own faults. Keep in mind that the activation energy of Anonymous is very high and people spend weeks trying to make the case to get an invasion going. The usual response is "We're not your personal army".

* Hal Turner (white supremacist, FBI informant)
* Tom Green (just not a funny guy who somehow had a call-in talk show, anon needed to make the show funny)

They also fight perceived threats to people's sanity and internet culture ... too much to list but anyone who has Unwarranted Self Importance. I.E:

* Furry that take themselves too seriously
* Fan-fiction writers that take themselves seriously
* DeviantArt (in a nutshell)
* MySpace, Youtube, etc.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY

- Encyclopedia Dramatica's entry on the project

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/IRL_PROTEST_PAGE

- Encyclopedia Dramatica's entry documenting the protests.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY

- Encyclopedia Dramatica's entry on the project

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/IRL_PROTEST_PAGE

- Encyclopedia Dramatica's entry documenting the protests.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY - A collection of info about the project's history, plans, and some videos. ED is one of the homes of Anon.

I can't believe I'm helping a scientologist here because I'm fundamentally against the organisation, especially after a couple of people I knew joined it and were definitely not better off (the xenu.net kind of stuff), but I also believe that everyone deserves respect and the opportunity to learn, even those that I so here goes:

Fox News, as well as you, are severely misinterpreting what "Anonymous" is. In one way Anonymous is the collective term for people posting anonymously on the internet. In another way Anonymous is simply the idea of anonymity bringing a lack of accountability. That's pretty much it. When someone claims they represent "Anonymous" they are pretty much having you on for fun.

The idea came out of the *chan boards. 4chan's /b/ board mostly. The culture around it has spawned more than a few memes. Read this for more info, though it's meant as comedy: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous

Hello Kitty shirts, Gas masks

Rather er, interestingly, that photo was on the front page of news.com.au, but they had to censor out the word "CULT", apparentely on the advice of their lawyers... (Of course, I don't blame them, considering the CoS's past behaviour.) I can't find the image in any of the stories now, but it's still on their servers.

Being rik-rolled and treated to renditions of the fresh prince of bel air theme song is nowhere near comparable to being persecuted.

Why would you make such a comparison?

How do you guarentee it's accurate.

It's a religion; therefore, I guarantee it isn't accurate.

The CoS is harmful to society, and to its own members. Its institutional purpose is, as stated by its founder, its own prevalence and expansion, mainly in an economic way. It considers the religion, the belief, the faith to be not an end, as it should, but a means, a mere tool. Indeed, it is degrading towards its own religious base and all those who believe in it.

This humiliating manipulation alone is enough to consider it insulting at best, malign at worst. But its crimes do not stop there.It has attacked freedom of expression routinely; it has attacked freedom of religion by going against those who follow the faith but not the institution; it has attacked freedom of movement, of association, of thought.

Furthermore, it has attacked the right to life, the right to the pursuit of happiness, and all other fundamental human rights.

How do you guarentee it's accurate.

It's a religion; therefore, I guarantee it isn't accurate.

The CoS is harmful to society, and to its own members. Its institutional purpose is, as stated by its founder, its own prevalence and expansion, mainly in an economic way. It considers the religion, the belief, the faith to be not an end, as it should, but a means, a mere tool. Indeed, it is degrading towards its own religious base and all those who believe in it.

This humiliating manipulation alone is enough to consider it insulting at best, malign at worst. But its crimes do not stop there.It has attacked freedom of expression routinely; it has attacked freedom of religion by going against those who follow the faith but not the institution; it has attacked freedom of movement, of association, of thought.

Furthermore, it has attacked the right to life, the right to the pursuit of happiness, and all other fundamental human rights.

How do you guarentee it's accurate.

It's a religion; therefore, I guarantee it isn't accurate.

The CoS is harmful to society, and to its own members. Its institutional purpose is, as stated by its founder, its own prevalence and expansion, mainly in an economic way. It considers the religion, the belief, the faith to be not an end, as it should, but a means, a mere tool. Indeed, it is degrading towards its own religious base and all those who believe in it.

This humiliating manipulation alone is enough to consider it insulting at best, malign at worst. But its crimes do not stop there.It has attacked freedom of expression routinely; it has attacked freedom of religion by going against those who follow the faith but not the institution; it has attacked freedom of movement, of association, of thought.

Furthermore, it has attacked the right to life, the right to the pursuit of happiness, and all other fundamental human rights.

How do you guarentee it's accurate.

It's a religion; therefore, I guarantee it isn't accurate.

The CoS is harmful to society, and to its own members. Its institutional purpose is, as stated by its founder, its own prevalence and expansion, mainly in an economic way. It considers the religion, the belief, the faith to be not an end, as it should, but a means, a mere tool. Indeed, it is degrading towards its own religious base and all those who believe in it.

This humiliating manipulation alone is enough to consider it insulting at best, malign at worst. But its crimes do not stop there.It has attacked freedom of expression routinely; it has attacked freedom of religion by going against those who follow the faith but not the institution; it has attacked freedom of movement, of association, of thought.

Furthermore, it has attacked the right to life, the right to the pursuit of happiness, and all other fundamental human rights.

I may as well just kill every man and old woman inside my territory, rape the young attractive ones into pregnancy, create my own little tribe and exterminate the rest of you.

tl;dr. I think you should become An Hero.

I may as well just kill every man and old woman inside my territory, rape the young attractive ones into pregnancy, create my own little tribe and exterminate the rest of you.

tl;dr. I think you should become An Hero.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Old-macro.jpg

If you somehow used the "one body in christ" doctrine to implicate all christians in a RICO suit, would this qualify as an epic win?

Need the picture for that one.

Dumb enough to dangle your foot into the enclosure of a dangersous animal seems to be reason enough to die for me. It's a shame the animal had to die.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Carlos_Sousa_Jr

you are doing it wrong

You can get more information about Anon from Encyclopedia Dramatica. I wouldn't try Wikipedia, they kind of delete everything to do with them.

Funny that the Slashdot comment page (at time of writing, at +3) doesn't even mention 4chan. (Reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob. I am the Clit Commander!)

So, for whoever who has been living under a rock for the last N years:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B/
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous

Funny that the Slashdot comment page (at time of writing, at +3) doesn't even mention 4chan. (Reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob. I am the Clit Commander!)

So, for whoever who has been living under a rock for the last N years:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B/
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous

The Internet has declared war on the cult of Scientology. You can help! Just try visiting their website and hitting refresh a heap of times (or ideally make a script to do so for you). OR ring their free hotline, 1-800-367-8788, and waste their time.

The War Against Scientology has begin. And with your help, we will succeed.