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Thou Shalt Not View The Super Bowl on a 56" Screen

theodp writes "For 200 members of the Immanuel Bible Church and their friends, the annual Super Bowl party is over thanks to the NFL, which explained that airing NFL games at churches on large-screen TV sets violates the NFL copyright. Federal copyright law includes an exemption for sports bars, according to NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy, but churches are out of luck. Churchgoers who aren't averse to a little drinking-and-driving still have the opportunity to see the game together in public on a screen bigger than 55 inches."

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  1. Good luck with that, NFL by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Good.

    I hope the NFL enforces this across America. Since most people are apparently too stupid to notice how the greedy bastards are taking away their freedoms, maybe this will wake more than a few of them up.

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    1. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Darkn3ss · · Score: 1

      Suck it NFL, I'm going to use a 3.4" LCD in my projector. I'm only going to be projecting it onto a 150" screen, so is that okay? If not, you can SUCK IT. I'll also download the game afterwards just to have the pleasure of deleting it later.

    2. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

      HAHAHA! Where is their God NOW?!

    3. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Noxal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think religion is pretty fucked up myself. However, freedoms being taken away from idiots are the same freedoms being taken away from you and I. So no matter how we may feel about idiot churchgoers, it's still very bothersome. Nevermind that I think all sports are a scam, as well.

    4. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need the picture for that one.

    5. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by servognome · · Score: 5, Funny

      HAHAHA! Where is their God NOW?!
      At the bar I guess.
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    6. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by nmb3000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I hope the NFL enforces this across America. Since most people are apparently too stupid to notice how the greedy bastards are taking away their freedoms, maybe this will wake more than a few of them up.

      Suck it NFL, I'm going to use a 3.4" LCD in my projector. I'm only going to be projecting it onto a 150" screen, so is that okay? If not, you can SUCK IT.

      Huh? I know it's popular around here to talk about how all America's freedoms are being stoled away by greedy, evil corporations and the dark over-government, but honestly WTF does that have to do with this?

      Major sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, etc) have always been pretty strict about enforcing copyright and redistribution rights for their broadcasts. They even put up a big warning like the FBI warning shown at the start of movies. It is their property I suppose so that shouldn't be a big issue of contention.

      So basically, the NFL told a church that they cannot redistribute the program to their members. As far as the TV size, I think they are pretty reasonable. After all, where should the line be drawn? 55 inches? 72 inches? Movie theater screens? If you bother to RTFA instead of going on about black helicopters you'll see these gems:

      "There is a part of me that says, 'Gee, doesn't the NFL have enough money already?'" said Steve Holley, Immanuel's executive pastor.
      Aww, poor guy. Personally I think record companies, many audio artists, software companies, movie studios, and Walmart all have too much money. That doesn't mean that stealing from them is okay.

      Large Super Bowl gatherings around big-screen sets outside of homes shrink TV ratings and can affect advertising revenue, McCarthy said. "We have no objection to churches and others hosting Super Bowl parties as long as they...show the game on a television of the type commonly used at home," he said. "It is a matter of copyright law."
      The "greedy bastards"!

      "It's ridiculous," Whitehead said. "You can go into these stores now and buy 100-inch screens. The law is just outdated."
      They just don't get it. Your family and even a large handful of friends can watch it on your 100-inch screen without problems. It's when you invite the entire neighborhood that the NFL/NBA/etc will get upset. Honestly, this isn't even worth a tempestinateapot tag. More like ignorantcrybabies maybe. It certainly warrants !news.
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    7. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by bri2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is the Super Bowl pay per view (I'm in Europe and don't know what the TV arrangements are? If not what's being "stolen" from the NFL? Assuming no admission is being charged, how is having 100 people watch on one big screen any different from having 10 people watch on 10 smaller screen? They all see the ads and the sponsors.

    8. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually their god's way of protecting their innocent eyes from seeing the Patriots slaughter the Giants in the style of a public hedonistic, wanton sacrifice oozing with bourgeois avarice not seen since the reign of The Great Old Ones. Oh, wait, they're Christians...the evangelical preachers and the old testament have already prepared them. My bad.

    9. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually probably pretty dang happy. I can not imagine my church holding a SuperBowl party. It is Sunday for goodness sakes. I just don't find the Superbowl to be spiritually uplifting.

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    10. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by insignificant_wrangl · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Super Bowl is straight-up ole regular network TV. As the article mentions, all that this really affects is TV ratings (since fewer sets are showing the game). You must be European if you expect American TV ratings or copyright to make any kind of sense!

    11. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Major sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, etc) have always been pretty strict about enforcing copyright and redistribution rights for their broadcasts. They even put up a big warning like the FBI warning shown at the start of movies. It is their property I suppose so that shouldn't be a big issue of contention. They say that, but they step far beyond what they're legally able to defend in court. The reason why they've been allowed to leave those notices up at the beginning of games is simply that they haven't been stupid enough to try and press it in court.

      It has nothing about copyright law or redistribution rights, the notice that you refer to includes as well as the copyrighted telecast/radio broadcast and any relevant images, the right to discuss the game later on or tell people what the score was without the expressed written consent of the league.

      Those aren't protections which US copyright law presently extends to anybody.

      So no, it isn't a matter of the leagues protecting their legal rights in most cases it's a matter of them inventing new rights in order to coerce people to abide by their rules. Even the MPAA doesn't typically sue or send notices to church groups to not show their films. Or at least they have the sense not to allow those sorts of notices to go public like this.
    12. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is the Super Bowl pay per view

      Nope. It's on Fox. In fact, Fox is free over the air. The problem they have with it, is that instead of lets say 4 people per 1 TV, they might have 40 people per 1 TV, where there would have been 40 people split using 10 different TVs. I think ratings are only affected if Neilsen homes aren't watching it though. So it all really comes down to ratings. They'd rather see 10 homes watching the SB rather than 1 church.

    13. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by segoy · · Score: 1

      Not unless you're a New England fan, I guess...

    14. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I hope the RIAA/MPAA/NFL are paying you good money.

    15. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by MarkRose · · Score: 3, Funny

      At a bar, watching the game. Why else would they want to show the Superbowl at church? To bring God back, obviously.

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    16. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except that it doesn't affect ratings. Even if you are using one of the automated boxes, AFAIK, they still provide diaries for when you view something on another set. All you have to do is fill in that you watched it elsewhere.

      This is just the NFL being dumbasses, period.

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    17. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Cjstone · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about this, but the NFL probably does lose revenue from public showings. If a theater wanted to show the superbowl, they would most likely have to pay licensing fees to the NFL. This church wants to skip that step and show it publicly to an unknown number of people.

    18. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      That's still stupid though because one still has to have the box to be in the Nielsen family and affect the ratings. I don't care, I have no plans on watching anything by the NFL now or in the future thanks to their testosterone-and-greed-warped brains.

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    19. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      And if no one in the congregation is, or will be connected to a ratings box, then no revenues will be lost, and no harm done.

    20. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you even think before you just started pounding keys? WHY does the NFL has the right to charge extra just because more people are watching it on one screen? If you started charging admission that would probably be a problem, but that's not at issue.

    21. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by OptimusPaul · · Score: 5, Funny

      What!? As an american it is our duty to watch the super bowl. And as good god fearing men we are obligated to, that's why it's on Sunday. Now come on people let's follow the rules, there is nothing better than a day of bowling, especially super bowling... now when is it on?

    22. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by alexgieg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That doesn't mean that stealing from them is okay.
      I've just copied your message, pasted it into a text file, and saved it to my hard disk. I have STOLEN YOUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY !!! Soooo, just for the sake of keeping our respective accounting records synchronized, could you please tell me by how many dollars I've diminished your property with my T-H-E-F-T act? Because, you see, on my book it says I'm exactly $0.00 richer.

      To make things clear, an old meme: copyright infringement isn't theft.
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    23. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by rpillala · · Score: 1
      FTA:

      The church canceled last year's party. This year, its adult Sunday school classes are having parties in homes, but Broome said church members miss the big gatherings. "Everybody really had a good time," she said.

      Apparently not. These people wouldn't miss the game just because the producers won't let them watch it how they want. I'm not saying the NFL isn't allowed to enforce its copyright terms, I'm saying that these churchgoers seem not to have noticed the injustice inherent in the system.

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    24. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dosius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's on free-to-air TV. It shouldn't matter who's watching. Got a TV? Got an aerial? That's all you really need. It's not copying, no copy's being made, so what the hell does copyright have to do with anything? It would be a breach of copyright if someone was mastering videos during the game to hand out to the people in attendance...otherwise, they're just thumping their chests like the 900 lb. gorillas they are.

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    25. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps they aren't so keen on getting sued over copyright infringement: one should be above reproach. Lobby against the law, but don't break it while doing so.

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    26. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      No, the Churches never had hat freedom - nothing is taken away by enforcing a very old law. Agricultural shows and municipal fetes usually have exemption from copyright performance laws, but not churches, not in any country I have lived in.

      So, god just has to pay up like everybody else. There are no exemptions for imaginary super beings.

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    27. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sabre86 · · Score: 1

      Damn, I regret burning my mod points earlier today. You've got a damn good point and it's the first time I've seen it in this thread.

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    28. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by budgenator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The telecast is licensed for "private home viewing" that means no public display, no church, no sports bars no Dr. offices waiting room np public display. Hell playing the radio in a Dr's office is technically infringing! I know you can get commercial licenses and I supposed that big places like Hooter's actually has one, but you'd think that they would kind of just ignore houses of worship having a superbowl party.

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    29. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by morcego · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is probably some study that people are more likely to watch the ads (commercials?) if they are alone or in small groups.

      The is the only reason I can think of for the NFL to try this kind of maneuver, since Super Ball is all about advertising.

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    30. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sweet, maybe their God and mine will patch things up over a few drinks!

    31. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Of course, this has little if anything to do with God. The only reason Church is mentioned is because the NFL chose to send a letter to the Church telling them they can't watch the show. The issue is not Church, but the size of the TV. The NFL could just as easily send me a letter telling me not to watch the Superbowl, since I own a 62" TV. At issue here is the fact that Neilsen ratings are a hopelessly outdated system that is not able to accurately gauge how many people are watching the TV. They assume a certain number per set, but if it is a large set, there could be 50 or more people watching, and the NFL could lose out on advertising revenue. If the Church could send in something that said "100 people watched your stupid football game", then I am sure they wouldn't have been hassled.

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    32. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Informative

      The telecast is licensed for "private home viewing"

      No, it's not, actually. Copyright law doesn't give any rights to the copyright holder with regard to private performances, so the copyright holder has nothing to license. In fact, even if he claimed that you couldn't watch the show privately on the basis of copyright law, you still could.

      Only public performances fall under the ambit of copyright law.

      Hell playing the radio in a Dr's office is technically infringing!

      No, that would probably fall quite nicely into the 17 USC 110(5) "homestyle" exception.

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    33. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all about those Neilsen boxes. If one person with a box goes to watch the game at church rather than at home, that shows up in the statistics as thousands of people not watching.

      What I want to know is is the NFL has any legal basis for the ban, or if they're just intimidating folks.

    34. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it sounds like the makings of a great Boston Legal Ep.

    35. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I can not imagine my church holding a SuperBowl party. It is Sunday for goodness sakes. I just don't find the Superbowl to be spiritually uplifting. Fortunately, synagogues don't have that problem. And if New England wins, it'll definitely be spiritually uplifting around here.
    36. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by rpillala · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't be breaking any laws by not watching the game.

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    37. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So can they be sued for false advertising if they have a commercial that shows more than four people watching football together? If it is illegal to "use their product" in that way, are beer commercials that show large numbers of people over at a person's house enjoying the game together promoting copyright violation?

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    38. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by zenkonami · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure about this, but the NFL probably does lose revenue from public showings. If a theater wanted to show the superbowl, they would most likely have to pay licensing fees to the NFL. This church wants to skip that step and show it publicly to an unknown number of people. Possibly, but I just keep thinking, don't they make their money on advertising? And isn't a big public gathering a great place to be squeezing ads every few plays? Since it will likely be loud and on a big screen, it will be difficult to avoid, and more than likely plenty will just hang out during the commercials and talk to one another anyway...like we do in our living rooms...while we're watching the games.

      Isn't that what you want, NFL? People planted firmly in their seats? Subliminally absorbing the ads?

      Or have I completely misunderstood how this works.
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    39. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i know it is live on BBC2 ( from 10:50PM Sun) in the UK, however I don't know about the rest of Europe

    40. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      They are not infringing, stop buying into the NFL's scare tactics. Copyright law does not let you dictate what size device you watch TV on.

    41. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sdo1 · · Score: 1

      Reason #472 that I love the Patriots.

      When was the last time you heard Bill Belichick (or really just about any of the New England players for that matter) thank Jesus Christ for their victories? Never, that's when.

      If there is a god, trust me... (s)he doesn't give a crap about whether you win the football game or not. You win because of how you prepare and what you do on the field, not because your deity of choice made the other team miss a field goal.

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    42. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sempernoctis · · Score: 3, Funny

      In local news, the Super Bowl party at Bill's house has also been canceled. Legal experts on the matter advise everyone watching the Super Bowl to do so in a room by themselves with the door locked to prevent any further violations.

    43. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Only public performances fall under the ambit of copyright law."

      A couple of hundred people gathered in a church is a "public performance."

      Especially since they're using it as an "outreach" to people who aren't regular church-goers. That makes it not only a public performance, but performance in return of expectation of a "good or valuable consideration".

      The church is in the wrong here - like on so many other things.

    44. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by loraksus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd like to see this license I supposedly agreed to when I turned the TV on.

      What's that? Silence?

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    45. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dpilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heck, we've got MythTV set to record the Super Bowl tomorrow, complete with commercial flagging.

      Monday night, we're going to use the commercial flagging in reverse - to skip the game and watch the commercials. Of course that's the once-a-year that the commercials are more worth watching than the event they're sponsoring. Come to think of it, most of the time both are about equally valueless.

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    46. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by methangel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I for one welcome our new Superbowl overlords.

    47. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Informative
      When was the last time you heard Bill Belichick (or really just about any of the New England players for that matter) thank Jesus Christ for their victories? Never, that's when.

      That's because Bill Belichick is God,... :-) Go Patriots! :-)

    48. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. I think it's silly in this particular case, but the NFL does have the superior legal position here. I wasn't saying otherwise, I was just pointing out the mistake in the earlier post.

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    49. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by satellitenetconnect · · Score: 1

      I have 5 kegs of beer and a 60" plasma in my music room. I have about 68 people coming to watch the game tomorrow. Am I too in violation of any copyright laws? I mean, I am not charging cover like most sports bars here do. I say that the church should've done their thing and been done with it. What's the worse that could happen? Would the NFL really know that it was watched at the church? Or perhaps the house beside the church. The point being is, if it doesn't harm, do what you will. That is what I think. Am I still going to have my party tomorrow? You are damn skippy!!!!

    50. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Being mostly ads, the Super Bowl is an instruction manual for the "economic stimulus" handout we're all running up our credit cards in expectation of.

    51. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      >>>So can they be sued for false advertising if they have a commercial that shows more than four people watching football together? If it is illegal to "use their product" in that way, are beer commercials that show large numbers of people over at a person's house enjoying the game together promoting copyright violation?

      The church could license a public showing from the NFL for a fee. I'm sure the church could have paid enough money to offset the lost ratings if they'd of properly licensed this viewing ahead of time.

      It's not just churches that are being targeted;
      http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=NFL+tells+movie+theater+chain+not+to+show+game&articleId=363dca48-9d9d-40c0-b592-75f7b3f022c1

      I'm don't watch the NFL games, just as I don't support RIAA artists.

    52. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admission is being charged according to every other news site reporting this item. The admission pays for snacks and the like. Check Google News. Most churches are charging 2-3 dollars.

    53. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution is to not broadcast the game. Then, they don't have to worry about too many people seeing it, on one screen or many.

      This, FTA:

      After a crackdown by the National Football League on big-screen Super Bowl gatherings by churches, the Springfield church has sacked its event.
      This glosses over the actual mechanism of the coercion/intimidation. The article indicates the NFL sent out a letter, and I guess the church just decided to skip the event. I can't imagine the NFL having any real teeth here, as the OP pointed it, the game is broadcast over free TV, supported by commercials. I don't care how many people are there, they will see the commercials. (Unless, as some others have indicated here, the church is substituting those commercials with more wholesome fare. In that case, I could see the NFL's point, but there still wouldn't be a damn thing they could do about it.)
    54. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by SL+Baur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since most people are apparently too stupid to notice how the greedy bastards are taking away their freedoms My taste for American football has been seriously dampened by the TV broadcasting rules. For awhile I was able to listen to Miami Dolphins football on the radio via internet (when the TV market for southern California was ruined by the Oakland Raiders and the Rams), but then I moved overseas and although I've missed it, I haven't missed it enough to jump through whatever hoops they want you jump through to see the teams you really want to see.

      Geographic based broadcasting sucks, big time. Borders and geography are like so 20th century ... Miami Dolphins/Yakult Swallows ftw!
    55. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you mean, uplifting spirits.

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    56. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dabraun · · Score: 4, Funny

      As an American it is my duty to watch the super bowl commercials. On Youtube.

      As for the event itself ... When is that? What sport is that? I just know it's a source of funny commercials that should show up sometime in February.

    57. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by g0rAngA · · Score: 1

      The telecast is licensed for "private home viewing" that means no public display, no church, no sports bars no Dr. offices waiting room np public display. But that wasn't the problem that they mentioned. The problem was that the screen was too big. Clearly, we can assume that public screenings are ok, provided you don't show them on too big a screen.
    58. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by jeepmaster91 · · Score: 0, Troll

      hey, plover (150551) *, ur stupid, everyone should be able to watch the Superbowl wherever they want to, it shouldnt matter how they watch it.

    59. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. God's at the game, helping the quarterbacks run the ball around the field. When those guys point up after a touchdown, they're not pointing at the blimp. They're pointing at the helpful noodly appendage that bitchslapped the defense.

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    60. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      You've done him one better, you've copied his work into your reply, to better construct a karma-earning post.

      Since the cost of you two negotiating an exchange of karma for the use is higher than the possible gain, it rationally diminishes nothing. In this case however, your reply DOES diminish his own post's karma. Copyright could be used to silence your criticism!

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    61. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Hmm, having only seen the first line of your comment (which is how I've setup /.) I was about to lambast you for using the commercial flagging. But then I saw you were going to do this the correct way. It is strange, this one event is more popular for its commercials than for the actual game.

    62. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Isn't this a violation of the 1st ammendment, and the people's right to the free exercise of their religion? Which includes watching the superbowl on a 56" screen during a religious celebration... by which, the copyright law is unconstitutional.

      I.E. Since the ammendments were made after the original constitution the ammendments override and supercede the original version that included the concept of copyright and protection for original works.

    63. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It has always been this way. It is considered commercial access and not residential if you have more then so many potential viewers. Homes have an exception because they are always residential but you could be walking a fine line if you had a home based business in the same home.

      I think they do this not because you are going to charge admission but because it adds value that wasn't there before or without it. Interestingly, your supposed to pay for the use of over the air broadcasts in these commercial situations too. Even if your a noncommercial establishment but have the require seating capacity to be considered commercial for this purpose. I have seen royalty checks go out to radio stations because they played the radio on hold for the phone systems at a certain company.

      You probably haven't noticed this stuff because rarely is there an organization like the NFL who is greedy enough to think they need to demand the fees in public from everyone rather accept that some viewers won't be counted and they will make an ass load of money anyways. Remember last year when they sent take down notices and sued a couple people for trademark infringement when advertising Super bowl parties?

      Maybe it is time to start an unofficial boycott of the super bowl where people start writing advertisers claiming they won't buy any of their products because of the greed the super bowl has become and maybe plan a pledge drive or something that advertisers can show the super bowl people to get lower rates next year. Maybe when their 5 million dollar spot only brings 2 million they would get the idea that actions like banning churches and nonprofits and so on, and regulating screen sizes isn't in the best interest of their bottom line. I seriously doubt you could get a complete boycott of the game, so working to get something together to give advertisers the ability to pay less would probably work better. I would be willing to write all the advertisers claiming I wouldn't buy their product (even though I probably would) because of the NFLs policies and the way their payment of large fees enables their behavior that we find negetive. The NFL would get the hint.

    64. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by nacturation · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'd like to see this license I supposedly agreed to when I turned the TV on.

      What's that? Silence? The same license that you agreed to in not jaywalking across a street.
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    65. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You right follow the rules and watch and enjoy yourself.

      But write the advertisers and tell them what you think of the NFL and because of their association with them, you will not be purchasing any of their products in the near future. Let the advertisers second guess their relationship with the NFL, Even if you do end up buying their products, the advertisers would end up using your threat to negotiate lower rates in the next season (which hits the NFL) and if your explicit in the letter that your decision is based around the NFL's greed over copyright by threatening to rape little old blue haired ladies and burn churches to the ground if they let their members watch on a large screens bigger then 55 inches, maybe the NFL will shut the fuck up and let some of this stuff slide.

      The church BTW, can still show the super bowl. They just need to negotiate a commercial license and pay out the ass for it. Maybe something the local cable/satellite company already has available.

    66. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Copyright law doesn't give any rights to the copyright holder with regard to private performances, so the copyright holder has nothing to license. Sure it does. Copyright law doesn't "give" any rights to the copyright holder at all. It takes them away.

      I'm not entirely sure where you're going with your attempt to parse, but the prohibition on public performance on a broadcast license goes hand in hand with "private home viewing" as the GP stated. While his language may have been imprecise, yours is no superior in that regard.

      The broadcast is not licensed for public performance on screen sizes larger than 55". The Church is in the wrong. This article comes up every year around Super Bowl time. It is not news, nor is it anyone entering your home and taking away "your" rights.

      You don't possess any rights to the broadcast, except by the operation of copyright law, which is only engaged by the act of releasing the recording for broadcast. Those entities that own various rights in the Super Bowl and its broadcast are free to limit the 'public performance' as rightsholders. The counterpart to this is private performance, which is protected by copyright for the users. This is not a private performance, and if the church wants to do it on a 50" plasma, they can go for it--which by all means is not a requirement--it's still a public performance and therefore would otherwise be prohibited without their "blessing."
    67. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      The above gentleman has caused losses to my client and stolen his richly deserved karma. The thief I refer to has in fact benefited from this despicable act, having gained karma for it.

      I request all meta-moderators punish this individual with the greatest penalty available under Slashdot Law: DEATH BY DOWN-MOD.

    68. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

      If you don't watch the Super Bowl, then the terrorists will have won!

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    69. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Sure it does. Copyright law doesn't "give" any rights to the copyright holder at all. It takes them away.

      No, copyright law does grant exclusionary rights to the author. While copyright doesn't grant the author the right to create or publish a work (which is covered under freedom of speech and the press to the extent that they apply), it does grant to him an artificial right to prevent others from doing certain things with that work.

      Those exclusive rights are themselves subject to some limits, but that's really a matter of defining the extent of the rights.

      The broadcast is not licensed for public performance on screen sizes larger than 55".

      With regard to the viewer, the broadcast is not licensed at all. There may be licensing arrangements involving the NFL, the stadium owner, various television networks and providers, etc., and perhaps even a few entities that do engage in public performances of the work at the 'showing it on a tv screen' level, but there's no relevant license touching the average viewer.

      You don't possess any rights to the broadcast

      Sure I do. My rights guaranteed by the First Amendment permit me to make copies of the broadcast, distribute them, engage in public performances, etc. in precisely the same way that I can do so for works I create, or works which are in the public domain. The only difference is that in the case of this broadcast, the copyright holder temporarily has a limited right to prevent me from exercising my more fundamental rights. His right does cover public performances of the work I might engage in, but it doesn't cover private performances.

      The counterpart to this is private performance, which is protected by copyright for the users.

      Well, no, it's not. It's just ignored, since it is outside the ambit of copyright altogether. Copyright regulates private performances exactly as much as it regulates interstate highway speed limits: not at all.

      This is not a private performance

      I agree. I never said it was a private performance, I merely corrected the earlier post which mistakenly claimed that private performances fell under copyright. They don't.

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    70. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Bill+Dog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a believer in God, symbolically it's "He", and you're right, a football game is just not high in Cosmic Importance. As my dad (an atheist) always asks, "How come they never bring up God when something *doesn't* go their way?"

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    71. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      it does grant to him an artificial right to prevent others from doing certain things with that work. No, it does not. The creator has a natural right to the entirety of the work. Copyright does not grant the creator exclusive control--that he already has. Copyright introduces protections for those creators who choose to produce copies, as well as protections for the buyers of those copies.

      With regard to the viewer, the broadcast is not licensed at all. Without a license, there is no access to the content. Do not confuse this with a license agreement, which is what most Slashdotters tend to associate with the word "license." The end viewer comes into possession of a licensed copy, and as regards the performance, all such broadcasts are exclusive of public performance by default.

      My rights guaranteed by the First Amendment permit me to make copies of the broadcast, distribute them, engage in public performances, etc. in precisely the same way that I can do so for works I create, or works which are in the public domain. What is your authority for this absurd claim? You don't have any rights to something I create, with the exception of the rights that I transfer to you. Copyright law specifies which parts of the rights "bundle" are encapsulated by the sale of a copy. The first amendment does not give you any rights to the work of others, nor does it guide the actions of nongovernmental powers. You cannot raise a First Amendment defense to a license from a private entity.

      Well, no, it's not. It's just ignored, since it is outside the ambit of copyright altogether. Copyright regulates private performances exactly as much as it regulates interstate highway speed limits: not at all. That is quite simply not the case. Copyright law does not permit public performance. Accordingly, the restrictions and rights granted by having possession of a legal copy includes a right to unlimited private performance. Copyright is the source of that right. To say it is "unregulated" is a non sequitur.

      mistakenly claimed that private performances fell under copyright. They don't. They most certainly do. After dispensing with public performance rights, which are explicitly not granted in the conveyance of a copy, the balance of copyright law pertains to private, individual use. A private performance does not engender any specific conditions, but it is private performance that is among the chief reasons to acquire a copy; indeed, it is a core part of the very purpose of copyright.
    72. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by iocat · · Score: 1

      Or they can serve beer.. then they can get in under the sports bar exemption.

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    73. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Danse · · Score: 1

      You probably haven't noticed this stuff because rarely is there an organization like the NFL who is greedy enough to think they need to demand the fees in public from everyone rather accept that some viewers won't be counted and they will make an ass load of money anyways. What is this talk about viewers not being counted? How do you think they get counted?
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    74. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Danse · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's all about those Neilsen boxes. If one person with a box goes to watch the game at church rather than at home, that shows up in the statistics as thousands of people not watching. Nielson people have journals too. They have accounted for the possibility of them watching TV somewhere besides their home.
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    75. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A team that DOESN'T thank God? Awesome! Gotta cheer them!

      God doesn't give a fuck about your petty sports. He's far too busy starving little children to death in Africa to notice you throwing a ball around.

    76. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      that explains the 18-0 record for this season.

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    77. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      "Counted" was a poor choice of words. I meant and should have said something along the lines of they expected to everyone to pay every last cent they can extract. Small like a church and groups of people privately showing up to watch are generally exempt from further commercial licensing. The church could have showed the game and the NFL wouldn't have lost or gained any money but they have to show how greedy they are by stopping an otherwise legal viewing of the game because of the size of the screen involved.

    78. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What is your authority for this absurd claim?
      Mate, in case you haven't noticed already, you're arguing with a copyright lawyer. This, naturally, applies to the rest of your absurd claims just as well.
    79. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mpe · · Score: 1

      A couple of hundred people gathered in a church is a "public performance."
      Especially since they're using it as an "outreach" to people who aren't regular church-goers. That makes it not only a public performance, but performance in return of expectation of a "good or valuable consideration".


      If a church is "public" or "private" could well depend on exactly how it is run. There certainly are churchs which operate as "private members clubs".

    80. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mpe · · Score: 1

      What is your authority for this absurd claim? You don't have any rights to something I create, with the exception of the rights that I transfer to you. Copyright law specifies which parts of the rights "bundle" are encapsulated by the sale of a copy. The first amendment does not give you any rights to the work of others, nor does it guide the actions of nongovernmental powers. You cannot raise a First Amendment defense to a license from a private entity.

      The authority for copyright law to exist in the US is in the original text of the US Constitution. A subsequent ammendment can easily ammend those conditions. That is the meaning of the term "ammendment".

    81. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      First, there is no such thing as an "ammendment".

      Second, the authority of Congress to make copyright legislation is not at issue.

      Third, nothing in your plainly asinine comment contradicts the natural rights claim, backed by centuries of case law, that privately held works are held in toto by their creators. You don't get any rights whatsoever to something I create until I give them to you, either by contractual license or through the invocation of copyright (which occurs only at the point I start distributing copies).

    82. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you haven't read your TV's EULA?!

    83. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "If a church is "public" or "private" could well depend on exactly how it is run. There certainly are churchs which operate as "private members clubs".

      If they're operating as a "club", then its still outside the home, and as such, its a public performance - just that the "public" in this case is limited to members. Calling something "private" doesn't make it so. Your local movie theater is private property (unless you're in the soviet union, in which case property owns YOU), and admission is limited to those who pay, and not everyone - that doesn't give them the right to say that their screenings of movies or the super bowl aren't public performances.

    84. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by nbucking · · Score: 1

      Don't worry they are. Even in Guam. Of course, isn't 'enforce' something only the government can do? These copyright laws are giving people the right to make their own laws. Last time I checked the constitution calls for the congress to make laws. Sounds like we are heading toward some sort of chaos.

    85. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      free-to-air makes money of advertising.

      So arnt they gaining from this?

      It makes no sense.

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    86. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recognize your natural right and neither does the Constitution. What it *does* grant is for Congress to give you the right to temporarily restrict the natural rights of others to copy and do what they wish with your work. The above post's mention of the First Amendment may have been a little fanciful, but the rest of that post was spot on in terms of legal language and correctness.

    87. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tha_mink · · Score: 1

      This glosses over the actual mechanism of the coercion/intimidation. I think that a lot of people are missing their point here. I live in the south where *a ton* of churchs are charging money to come to the superbowl party. Not for the game I'm sure but for the refreshments and so forth. I'm looking out my window at a sign for a church superbowl party right now. "Tickets available after service"... UGh...
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    88. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      The Constitution most certainly does. Perhaps you're also of the type that argues that there is no right to privacy in the Constitution. I could care less whether you, AC, recognize anything. I'm perfectly fine with settled case law, a thousand years of legal tradition, and a robust crowd of scholars and philosophers, from Locke to Mills.

      There is no natural right to take the personal work of others, not offered for public consumption. Such a theory would be an egregious privacy violation, not to mention in conflict with the very notion of authorship, and would render impotent the concept of attribution. A creator retains full and inalienable dominion over his work, right up until the point he offers copies for distribution. Then, and only then, is copyright law even on the table. Then, and only then, does anyone acquire any right to it. The transition from private to public begins with the act of making it available for public consumption, not before. A right which does not exist from creation cannot be a natural right, foreclosing your argument entirely.

    89. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by catxk · · Score: 1

      Hell playing the radio in a Dr's office is technically infringing!

      No, that would probably fall quite nicely into the 17 USC 110(5) "homestyle" exception. Maybe in his office, but he better pay up if he puts the radio in the waiting room. In Sweden, this is actively enforced by RIAA's national correspondence.
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    90. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what the advertisers think about that. Consider, they pay fantastic sums of money for Super Bowl commercials, and the NFL wants to limit the number of people who watch them???!!

      It's not like the church is taping the game and stripping the commercials out. You watch the big screen, you see the Budweiser frogs (ironic, ain't it?).

      Or maybe they were going to turn off the set for a good hymn-sing during that part.

    91. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I don't know if they are correct or not, but they will argue that putting the images and sound on the screen is making a copy, so by not excepting the implied license you are infringing and by excepting the implied license with the restrictions and ignoring the restrictions your still infringing. After your lawyer has proven you to be correctand you've paid him as much as humanly possible, maybe he'll help you by doing your bankruptcy at a discount.

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    92. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it does not. The creator has a natural right to the entirety of the work.
      A "natural right"? You, sir, are an idiot.
    93. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Maybe in his office, but he better pay up if he puts the radio in the waiting room.

      Well, depending on who else was in his office, that might be private anyway. No, this exception is meant for this sort of thing. A canonical example is a restaurant with an ordinary stereo on a shelf, tuned to a radio station.

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    94. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by budgenator · · Score: 1

      off topic sheesh, we're talking about sports and religion here, politics and weather are just a logical progression!

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    95. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Your analogy doesn't make sense. By posting to Slashdot, the OP was not doing so to earn money. Thus, his post had no value. The Super Bowl exists nearly entirely to make money. There are costs associated with airing the Super Bowl which need to be recouped. That is why the NFL is strictly adhering to the laws which benefit it.

    96. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      No, it does not. The creator has a natural right to the entirety of the work. Copyright does not grant the creator exclusive control--that he already has. Copyright introduces protections for those creators who choose to produce copies, as well as protections for the buyers of those copies.

      Well, that's not the case, actually. First, this can be seen in the interplay between free speech and copyright. I think that we'd both agree that there is a natural right of free speech. This right must certainly include the right to repeat what others have already said. If the government were to attempt to prevent me from, say, performing Romeo and Juliet, no one would even challenge that I could assert my free speech rights against them, though I hadn't myself written a word of what I wanted to say. Copyright, however, is not the right of an author to speak or publish his work (that's the free speech right) but is instead the right to prevent others from doing so. How could two diametrically opposed rights both be natural rights? It's impossible to honestly make the claim.

      Certainly in the US, no credence has ever been given to such arguments. In Wheaton v. Peters, the Supreme Court stated that while some states may -- or may not -- have granted copyrights to unpublished works at common law, as they found wise, Congress had the only word when it came to published works. And Congress had not found there to be any preexisting natural copyright to protect, but had instead granted federal copyrights that had simply not existed previously:

      Congress, by the act of 1790, instead of sanctioning an existing perpetual right in an author in his works, created the right, secured for a limited time, by the provisions of that law.

      The Supreme Court has never backed away from this position either, as seen in Fox Film Corp. v. Doyal (internal citations omitted):

      The Constitution empowers the Congress 'to promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.' The production to which the protection of copyright may be accorded is the property of the author and not of the United States. But the copyright is the creature of the federal statute passed in the exercise of the power vested in the Congress. As this Court has repeatedly said, the Congress did not sanction an existing right, but created a new one. ... A copyright, like a patent, is 'at once the equivalent given by the public for benefits bestowed by the genius and meditations and skill of individuals, and the incentive to further efforts for the same important objects.'

      Without a license, there is no access to the content.

      Of course there is. They're broadcasting the work far and wide. They're giving the access away. They're not even undertaking the first step to bar anyone from tuning into it. There's no license as far as the ordinary viewer need concern himself. Copyright law still applies, so if you're acting in some infringing fashion, then you would want a license. If you're not, then you don't need a license to begin with. There is no reading license, or listening license, or watching license. If access were controlled, then there could be an argument made, but in this case, where it is freely broadcast to hundreds of millions of people in the clear, with the intent that they should tune into it, the access argument is hilariously unfounded.

      The end viewer comes into possession of a licensed copy

      No, a copy is a tangible medium in which a work is fixed. A broadcast doesn't qualify. And, MAI v. Peak notwithstanding, there is actually very good reason to believe that an ordinary TV doesn't qualify either, as it is too transitory. (See the Congressional notes from 17 USC 102, and don't bother raising the point of CRT memory or mercury delay lines, as I know just how annoying and silly the MAI decision is)

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    97. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by thogard · · Score: 1

      How do we turn people in? I suspect there is a guy running a super bowl party on lots of big screens and he is doing it for political purposes which also violate the letter of the law. Maybe the NFL can raid his house? Its at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

    98. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      While that could happen, that's not how it happened in this case. The first ten amendments are generally thought to act in harmony with the main body of the Constitution, having really only been in the form of amendments because it was easier than resubmitting the Constitution to the states, with the addition of the civil liberty protections. No court would ever think that the First Amendment abolished copyright merely by virtue of having been passed shortly after.

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    99. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by briggsb · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the story last year about the MPAA wanting to regulate home theaters. Look like the NFL beat them to it. Please don't blame me for giving them any ideas.

    100. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by scifiber_phil · · Score: 1

      The church is in the wrong here - like on so many other things. "Wrong" is an ethical judgment. The church may be breaking copyright law as the NFL sees it, but it is really hard to see that it is doing anything unethical here. Just from a PR perspective, the NFL is making a big mistake. The NFL is wrong here - like on so many other things, such as continuing to allow criminal thugs to play the game. In any case, I won't be watching the game, church or otherwise.

    101. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The law contains a special exemption for sports bars. The churches that do this are generally trying to provide a sports bar like atmosphere without alcohol. The want to give people a chance to enjoy being in a group of peers to have some fun without the pressure to drink and drink to excess. The law as written clearly makes any place that supports the consumption of alcohol superior to ones that believe in temperance as a religious principle, and thus clearly is unconstitutional.
            Your definition of 'performance in expectation' is exactly backwards to the law's. That same constitution holds that the state cannot give special rank under law to a purely intangible 'reward', such as 'salvation' or 'life after death'. If the government were to say that the church received something of value simply by attracting members (as opposed to real value like tithes), then the government would be doing something you apparently oppose, favoring an establishment of religion. So you are in effect arguing for the government to selectively apply the first amendment, just only when you want.

              The church is in the right here, 100%, regardless of whether you agree with them on anything else. Your last remark thus amounts to "Oh Noes! Those nasty, nasty Xians! They're trying to keep me from getting spattered by a post Superbowl drunk driver! Is there no limit to their eeeevil?".

      Disclosure: I'm an occasionally practicing Episcopalian. That faith generally drinks. They serve wine at church dinners and receptions, and usually expect most members to control their own consumption. One Episcopalian founded Alcoholics Anon. for those people who couldn't, but the faith as a whole has no issue with sports bars (or with watching the Superbowl on Sundays).
          I'm also not personally concerned that you are going to Hell if I don't convert you. I think that if you can twist something that most probably will benefit you* into yet another reason to hate, you have a problem with hatred, and need to confront your feelings now, in this world, whether there's another one or not.

      *Assuming you're not a drunk driver who wants to deliberately avoid a non-coercive chance not to drink and drive.

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    102. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The interesting part is that my turning on the TV as no bearing on what comes on the screen. It's the broadcaster who is sending the pictures out. If the broadcaster doesn't send the information to me, I get snow. It's a push-only format, and as such any license should be between the content creator and the broadcaster.

      All of this is moot, as there is no license involved but rather laws. There's no EULA with my kitchen knife set that forbids me from using it to carve up school children, or my wife, but I can get into a lot of trouble if I do so.

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    103. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by kabocox · · Score: 1

      A couple of hundred people gathered in a church is a "public performance."

      Especially since they're using it as an "outreach" to people who aren't regular church-goers. That makes it not only a public performance, but performance in return of expectation of a "good or valuable consideration".

      The church is in the wrong here - like on so many other things.


      I'm a bit different in my view point. I think that if it happens in a church it is a private performance unless they air it on TV or try to use an event to gain church-members.

      That its happening in a church to me means that it's as private as its going on in your own home. Now using something like this to recruit really pisses off some branches of Christainty. My wife is church of christ and they think that church should only be supported by tithes and no other activities would go on in the building. This means no church bake-sales or football parties at the church. I'm a Baptist; heck we about could throw a State Fair in the church and call it a proper religious event.

      Actually, I hate to say it, but the entire thing falls under freedom of religion. It might not be in the bible anywhere, but their right to have social activities in the church should as protected as any of their part of their right to worship. Just cause they are different, doesn't mean the NFL or the government could use a fine print law like this to limit activities in a Church. My wife's church friends may think a church that is mainly a social club as ungodly and irreligious and what not, but they still have a right to be a church and do their thing.

    104. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      "There is a part of me that says, 'Gee, doesn't the NFL have enough money already?'" said Steve Holley, Immanuel's executive pastor.

      So, the church now advocates stealing, as long as it's only from people who have "too much money"? Kewl, I was getting tired of the strict moral code of being an atheist. I wanted something with a lot more moral flexibility...who would've thought it would come from a church?

      Yeah, I hijacked the thread to protest churches. Suck it.

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    105. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by flyneye · · Score: 1

      (Chiefs,ch.10,v.3)And the Lord looked upon the field and saw the battle to be undewhelming.(4)Saying,"This is not good"(5)He caused a pox on their balls and they wept and gnashed their teeth(6)The sponsors seeing this stole away in the dead of night as thieves(7)YHVHs chosen and heathen alike saw the error of their ways and turned once again to Ice Hockey and the path of righteousness and Canada was redeemed.

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    106. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the U.S., the dividing line is in a different place. Under US Copyright law, an unauthorized "public performance" constitutes copyright infringement. A private performance doesn't. That's why it's OK to watch a DVD at home, but not in a movie theater when you open it up to the public. "residential" or "commercial" doesn't matter -- it's possible to have a private performance in a movie theater, and a public performance in a home.

      A performance is public if it's open to the public (i.e. anybody can come in) or if it's made to "a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances." For example, a small church (~50 people), all of who know each other, could watch the SuperBowl projected on a 20 foot screen, as long as it doesn't invite the public.

      The 55" screen thing is just the NFL saying "but, even if you do have a public performance, we won't bother you as long as you use a small screen." If the performance isn't public to begin with, the screen size doesn't matter.

      I do agree, though, that the NFL takes an aggressive stand on its rights. That's why you see so many advertisements about "the Big Game" instead of mentioning the SuperBowl itself -- the NFL claims that any commercial use of the "Super Bowl" mark has to be licensed. (The NFL tried to trademark "the Big Game" as well, but was denied.)

    107. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      So a sports bar isn't in the wrong when they try to "outreach" to people who aren't regular bar-goers?

    108. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by c1ay · · Score: 1

      That's really what it boils down to. It's a "public" broadcast being received with a legal TV receiver. If the NFL wants downstream control of viewing capability then it needs to employ the same encryption-decryption technology used by the satellite and cable industries. IMO, the NFL would have a hard time enforcing this in court but then again they might hire someone like the legal team working for SCO....

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    109. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by gregor-e · · Score: 1

      To make things clear, an old meme: copyright infringement isn't theft.

      To make things clearer, copyright infringement is a form of contingent theft. Theft is any action on inaction that deprives another party their access to or enjoyment of something they would otherwise have had. If your duplication of a copyrighted work causes you to not pay for something you would otherwise have bought, then you have committed theft. If, on the other hand, there is no way in hell you would have purchased that item otherwise, then your action hasn't resulted in any deprivation to the rights-holder.

      In the case of the NFL, their income is tied to how many eyeballs their entertainment attracts for advertisers. Unfortunately for them, they can only count particular televisions in particular households tuned to their entertainment as a proxy for eyeball count. So by displacing pollable viewers onto non-polled TV sets, they are being deprived of income they would otherwise have had. That's not to say copyright law gives them the right to successfully prosecute such dilution, merely that the constraints of their market results in a loss for them when this activity occurs, hence their desire to curtail that sort of thing.

    110. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Natural law is a perfectly valid form and basis of copyright. It, indeed, is hundreds, although possibly not thousands, of years old.

      However, it is not the model the US uses. The US has copyright for the sole purpose of encouraging creation of works, and not because people have an inherent right to stop others from copying their work. It does not, and has never had, the idea of 'natural law' copyright letting creators restrict copying.

      This has, in fact, been explicitly and repeatedly confirmed by the courts. It could have gone the other way, citizens in the US have unstated rights and one of those could have been determined to be a right to control their own works, but it wasn't, and at this point the precedent is so strong it is unlikely to ever change without an amendment. (This does actually make sense, none of the other 'inalienable rights we have been granted by our creator' in the US let us stop other citizens from doing things over in a corner, just the government, and just to ourselves.)

      But here for a discussion, and note that the US, to join Berne, had to come up with a law allowing artists to stop their public sculptures from being altered. Because they were not natural law, the idea that artists had any sort of protection of their work except blocking copies made had never shown up. So they wedged it in, because it's required in Berne, but that does not signify any sort of change in the philosophy basis of anything...they actually wedged it in under the same concept of slander and trademark law, that modifying sculpture that is attributable to someone else is harming their reputation. Then the courts actually went on to gut most of that with the requirement it be a widely-known work of the author.

      Or read here, here which argues that the US is wrong for discounting natural law, but at least knows enough to know that it has.

      The Napoleonic system of law has quite a long history too, but you'd be insane if you insisted that was applicable to Federal law.

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    111. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by plover · · Score: 1
      Someone else brought up the point that since these are churches, they'll have prayers and fellowship stuff going on during halftime. This means turning off the TV while the commercials and the awe-inspiring halftime show are playing, and effectively leeching the popularity of the game for their own ends while not delivering the bought-and-paid-for messages.

      It might be amusing to see what would happen if a church had a "Super Bowl Commercial" party, one where they delivered their sermons while the game was being played, but everyone watched the commercials. Would the NFL still send out a cease and desist letter?

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    112. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      Public perhaps, but "good or valuable consideration"? I'm not Christian (or religious), but I know many people who are, and generally they see the act of evangelism as a non-personal gain, so they certainly do not do this sort of thing out of expectation of personal reward.

      Besides, if this was, say, put on by aid workers keeping troubled youth out of harm's way, would YOU have a big problem with it?

    113. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I'm just imagining it.

      Interviewer: So you guys managed to come back from behind in an exciting game. Tell me, why do you think you won?
      Winning football player: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Jesus. With him all things are possible. And secondly I think we've really improved...

      Interviewer: So, you we doing strong in the first half, ahead by 7, but faltered in the second, letting way too many long passes through. What do you think went wrong?
      Losing football player: Well, first of all, I'd like to blame that asshole Jesus. Thanks a lot, jerk.

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    114. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, the church can still show the super bowl anyway.

      The NFL has no authority to prevent it. They can merely threaten after-the-fact legal action if they do.

      And I don't think that would work out too well for the NFL. "Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today I'm going to prove that these Christians stole the rights to our game for use in their church!" If the jury doesn't run the NFL's lawyer out the door just from the opening statement, I'd be amazed.

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    115. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Bill Belichick is God,... :-) Go Patriots! :-)

      Then why did he need to cheat?
      Superbowl XLII: Patriots(*) vs. Giants

    116. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      Probably: they have ads on the side of the field these days, don't they?

      Poor NFL. If too many people skip the halftime show, they'll just have to stop having a Super Bowl altogether.

    117. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... or try to use an event to gain church-members.

      This is part of the rationale offered for doing such events. "Outreach." The NFL is in the right on this one. Not that I'd waste my time with either :-)

    118. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by BrowncoatJedi · · Score: 0

      Copyright infringement is theft, dummy. Try making and selling your own Mickey Mouse cartoon. Try restarting Arrested Development without buying that right. Can Dreamworks come out with Toy Story 3? Can Pixar make the next Shrek? You have no idea what you are talking about.

    119. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The NFL allows sports bars to do so. They don't allow churches. There's no reason a church can't decide to hold their gathering at the local pub, provided they buy a few rounds and don't start getting all snarky when someone goes "JESUS H CHRIST DID YOU SEE THAT MOTHERF*CKER?"

      Its not like the sports bars are showing religious programming to try to "entrap" church-goers.

      At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch.

      After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to everyone else.

      Hence the Moron Tab and Apple Choir,

    120. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Its not a question of "personal" gain ... they are using it to attract people - they even admit as much. They should be working to make their own product more attractive, not pike someone elses'.

      Besides, if this was, say, put on by aid workers keeping troubled youth out of harm's way, would YOU have a big problem with it?
      Aid workers probably don't have 100" TVs. They'd also realize that its better to get the kids to actually PLAY the game rather than sit around eating junk food and watching beer commercials ...
    121. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by kennygraham · · Score: 1

      Is the Super Bowl pay per view (I'm in Europe and don't know what the TV arrangements are? If not what's being "stolen" from the NFL? Assuming no admission is being charged, how is having 100 people watch on one big screen any different from having 10 people watch on 10 smaller screen? They all see the ads and the sponsors.

      )

      There, now my brain isn't stuck on a parsing error.

    122. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps the use of residential and commercial was the wrong technical or legal terms to use.

      However, section 5 of 110 of the copyright law is where the 55 inch screen limit comes from. It supposes that screens larger then that would only be used for public/commercial uses. It was written in 1975 so a 55 inch screen back then probably would be along the lines of a purposeful public performance by a commercial venture.

      I guess the point I was wanting to stress which I probably failed in making was that other ventures or copyright holders aren't so pedantic enough to make it known their copyright would stop a bunch of people not wanting to drink and smoke from getting together to view the game on a large screen. Personally, I think that if 20 groups of five people want to watch it on a 55 inch screen, they should be able to collectively assemble and watch it on a 1100 inch screen and this shouldn't matter much. But the reasons the general public is finding out that after 30 some years of a law's existance, with at least the last 10 of those years being where private groups could readily obtain screens larger then 55 inches and probable have been in violations to some extent, that a copyright holder has the ability to stop large groups of people from viewing the game on a screen larger then 55 inches that for all intended purposes would be a private viewing as described by section 5 of 110 of the copyright law, is because an excessively greedy organization put forth their copyright claims in a manor most people object to.

      Greedy might be a poor choice of words too. Maybe I don't know how to communicate the idea of what most people object to or disapprove in how copyright law is being used to go after people in these days. With RIAA style john doe lawsuits and fishing expedition's designed to trap someone who might be innocent and claims that you can't copy a CD to a portable media player and alll, this bit with the NFL going after a church seems to be at the top of things.

    123. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make things clear, an old meme: copyright infringement isn't theft

      It isn't always analogous to theft, but sometimes it certainly is, which makes that statement false.

      Pretending that "there are no victims" in copyright infringement in order to justify being a cheap, greedy, selfish son of a bitch doesn't really cut it, except with other cheap, greedy, selfish son of a bitches who want to feel like not paying for content is okay. It's as fucked up a view as the MPAA and the established large studio's have of the world.

      Zealots on both sides claim to be interested in fairness, but in reality want something for nothing and have no interest in the concept of fair recompense for those that put in the investment and the effort to create new content.

      However, having restrictions on how free-to-air television can be viewed (i.e. where in public, etc.) is a ridiculous situation, but only because of flaws in the ratings system. If the ratings do appear to drop as a result, then that will mean a clear and measurable drop in advertising revenue for the stations effected.

      The rating system is hugely flawed, but a trivial fix of having those that participate submit via a website when they watch a show on a set at this sort of public gathering would negate any negative impact those who track ratings are concerned about.

    124. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice strawman idiot.

    125. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dissy · · Score: 1

      The church is in the wrong here - like on so many other things. In all fairness, I wouldnt say the church is in the wrong here, however I would say they are seemingly breaking the law.

      Huge difference. Unfortunatly in the US these days, the only way to be morally right IS to break certain laws all the time :/

      As for 'like on so many other things', well, yea... I'm not even wanting to defend most of the evil the church causes, as i agree with you.
    126. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dissy · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see this license I supposedly agreed to when I turned the TV on. It was the same licence you agreed to that says the government can imprison you for murdering someone, and that the government will imprison someone else for murdering you.

      law is not something one has to activly agree to, and if you disagree, the only consistant option is to leave that country, or of course the hassle of trying to change the law before you break it.
    127. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! That guy was driving me nuts and you did a much better job of explaining why he's wrong than I did.

    128. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Yeah right. More like just another bar brawl.
      Well, "just another bar brawl", but with plagues and locusts.

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    129. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "So basically, the NFL told a church that they cannot redistribute the program to their members. "

      They are redistributing anything...they are merely displaying the broadcast as it is being broadcast free over the air....

      I don't see how the NFL can say anything about where or how it is displayed since it is being broadcast publically....and none of these churches are making money off it.

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    130. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      "Especially since they're using it as an "outreach" to people who aren't regular church-goers. That makes it not only a public performance, but performance in return of expectation of a "good or valuable consideration. The church is in the wrong here - like on so many other things."

      Your email address describes you well.

      Are you honestly saying that a bunch of people getting together to watch a football game at a church is the same thing as putting on a performance for profit or material gain? And how do you know they're doing it as "outreach" (as if that would matter anyway)? The people are my wife's church are just getting together to watch a friggin' football game. Are you so bitter about religion that you're going to side with the NFL on clear copyright abuse, just so you can stick it to those mean 'ole churchgoers?

      Bitter much?

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    131. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by DesScorp · · Score: 1


      "HAHAHA! Where is their God NOW?!"

      Yeah, ha ha ha, silly people, they....what's that? A meteor took out broadcast satellite before the game? What are the odds, eh?

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    132. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Or they can serve beer.. then they can get in under the sports bar exemption."

      Well, that only works if it is a catholic church....

      :-)

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    133. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      And how do you know they're doing it as "outreach"

      Simple - I read the article and the links ... one of the linked articles admits as much, d'uh!

      you're going to side with the NFL on clear copyright abuse

      Its the NFL's property to do with as they see fit. They create it. They organize its' distribution. They have a deal with sports bars, and they'll also allow your church to view it, provided that its on a screen of less than a certain size - even though they don't have to. How is this "clear copyright abuse"?

      Also, other posters have indicated that their churches alter the content, replacing the advertising with religious stuff. Taking someone's copyrighted material and altering it without permission, in a situation that isn't covered by "fair use" or other exemption, also has no defense.

      Like I said elsewhere - churches should focus on their own product, instead of riding on the coat-tails of the NFLs'. That they have to do this sort of stuff just shows just how irrelevant religion is nowadays.

      God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."

      God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect."

      Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?"

      God says, "I'm only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."

      - and -

      God is sitting up in his ivory tower, tired and worn out. He's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to take a holiday. He calls all his super-being mates together to discuss a few suggestions.

      St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Mars? It's nice and warm there this time of year." God shakes His head before answering, "Nah I went there 15,000 years ago. It was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty."

      "What about Pluto?" suggests another. "No way!" God mutters. "I went there 10,000 years ago. Fucking freezing it was too."

      "What about Mercury?" says another. "Are you kidding?" says God. "I went there 5,000 years ago, I nearly burnt me bollox off it was that hot, never again."

      "I've got it," says St. Peter, his face lighting up. "How about going down to Earth for your vacation?"

      "You must be joking," says God, chuckling, "I went there 2,000 years ago, knocked up some Jewish bird, and they're STILL bloody talking about it."

    134. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Copyright infringement is theft, dummy.

      That's odd. Because the US Supreme Court explicitly said it wasn't.
      Dummy.

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    135. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I was a bit confused at the headline myself.. 56 inch is nowhere near big enough to show to a church (definately not the huge monstrosity churches you have in the US)... THX viewing distance on that is about 9 feet? That's one small church. 100" in a home isn't that uncommon any more - on a large site I'd expect at least double that.

      Can't see why churches are being singled out. They're big public buildings, with lots of people, and a reasonable percentage would be interested in watching. Break out the beers, sit down with a couple of hundred of your friends, and have fun. Sounds good to me.

    136. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      That is all well and good, but the issue is not whether natural law is the basis for copyright law. The point is that natural law is a basis for natural rights in my own work, not in anyone's rights to take any aspect of it from me.

      Copyright law does not become involved until I decide to share it with others by making copies available. Natural (and more importantly, common) law does give creators the fundamental right to restrict access to their work--they have sole dominion over it if they're not making it available for public consumption. Only at the point where the process of making copies and distributing them does copyright law get involved.

      Your comment is not on point, and I do not disagree with any particular point.

    137. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Well considering that he didn't address any of the points I made at all, it would seem that your critical reading skills are as well-honed as your admittedly poor analytical writing skills.

    138. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      If a church is "public" or "private" could well depend on exactly how it is run.

      No, that's not what is meant. The relevant legal definition is this:

      To perform or display a work "publicly" means--
      (1) to perform or display it at a place open to the public or at any place where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered;


      If the church is open to the public, or if there is a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances gathered, then it's a public performance, regardless of how the church is actually run.

      I suppose you could have an extremely insular church, with a small, very tightly-knit congregation (basically a cult), and get away with it, but that's probably not common.
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    139. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The law contains a special exemption for sports bars.

      Well, actually you're thinking of 17 USC 110(5)(B)(ii), which is for businesses, specifically restaurants and bars. They can be dry and still qualify. Other kinds of businesses are specially dealt with at 110(5)(B)(i). And everyone else is covered by 110(5)(A) (the "homestyle" exception), which is what the church really should have relied upon, provided that they had the right kind of AV equipment and didn't charge admission.

      The law as written clearly makes any place that supports the consumption of alcohol superior to ones that believe in temperance as a religious principle, and thus clearly is unconstitutional.

      No, and that's just stupid. Feel free to challenge the law, but I predict that you'll find it to be religiously neutral. Congress is dealing here with the dilemma of the unlicensed performance of works in businesses, including, but not limited to, restaurants and bars, which are especially known for doing this. Churches aren't businesses (some might be cynical about this, but remember that a church would not claim to be for profit if it wanted to keep its tax exempt status, and so would not try to claim a copyright exception for businesses) and so don't really fall within the area of concern.

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    140. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I think that if it happens in a church it is a private performance unless they air it on TV or try to use an event to gain church-members.

      No, that it happens in a church is really irrelevant. Ditto if it was in a theater or in a private home. It's the people that make it public or private, not the venue. If anyone can come, or if there's more people there than just a family and its normal circle of friends, then it's public.

      Actually, I hate to say it, but the entire thing falls under freedom of religion.

      No, I don't think so. This is neither targeting nor aiding religious groups. It's neutral. If any group, whether religious, or social, or whatever, had an otherwise identical party at their regular meeting place, it would be treated in exactly the same manner. It might impair worship (though this is not a credible argument unless the congregation has a football on its altar, really) but it's so incidental that it would be treated like the impairments of religion that come with drug laws.

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    141. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by kesuki · · Score: 1

      well, anyone who goes to a church with a 'projection hdtv' or large screen hdtv is in my opinion in too rich a church to begin with.

      I know, because I've been dragged along to just such a church, where the pastors make a living being pastors, and even have a paid secretary to handle calls and paper work.... but frankly, that kind of 'religion' scares me, wouldn't they be better off helping the poor? why do they need a tv production studio so the pastors can sit at home on sunday, while a tape is played for the people donating their money each week to this church?

      makes me sick when a pastor is a millionaire, and people mindlessly keep giving...

    142. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by fugue · · Score: 1

      It's a conspiracy funded by the American electricity cartels! One 52" screen brings in less profit for Big Oil than ten smaller screens. Such environmental consciousness is to be brutally repressed.

      Of course, while good Christians will walk or bicycle to the party in order not to harm their fellow man with toxins and greenhouse gases, I suspect that most football fans are not good Christians. Bloody football fans. :P~

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    143. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Natural law is a perfectly valid form and basis of copyright

      Oh, I disagree. It winds up being nonsensical. I'm not aware of anyplace that uses such a basis for their copyright law and actually lives up to it. As near as I can tell, there seems only to be the utilitarian basis that we have in the US, and which is the original basis from the Statute of Anne, and there is the ill-conceived hodgepodge of talk about natural rights which is nevertheless built upon a badly-implemented utilitarian system such as in France.

      The US has copyright for the sole purpose of encouraging creation of works

      Well, no, we have it for promoting the public interest, part of which is the creation and publication of works, but an equal part of which is also having works in the public domain.

      As for Berne, it was a bad idea originally, it's a bad idea now, and the best thing that the US can do is to leave Berne and get our own house in order. There's a reason we stayed the hell out of it for so very long, and I just wish we had had the strength to have continued to stay out.

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    144. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      First, this can be seen in the interplay between free speech and copyright. I think that we'd both agree that there is a natural right of free speech. This right must certainly include the right to repeat what others have already said.

      Absolutely. But you're jumping ahead--"what others have already said" takes a step beyond where the origin lies. Total dominion over your private works is a basic right, and starting with a complete bundle of rights, you are in possession of every single one of them--no one can forcibly take your work. There is no natural right to the work of others, and even that final strand, attribution, may never be taken from the author, so every transition from private to public is incomplete.

      Further, your Romeo and Juliet example does not have any elements of a natural right. You are not the originator of the work, and you did not have those rights at the creation of the work. You came into rights based on the operation of law as the author gradually shed those rights. It operated quite a bit differently in terms of mechanics in the Bard's day, but still fundamentally the same.

      The basic right to "repeat" what others "have already said" is not at issue in terms of copyright, nor do the restrictions of copyright interfere with any natural right (RIAA allegations notwithstanding). You cannot claim a natural right to extract profit on the contemporaneous work of others, and this commercial protection is at the fundamental heart of copyright. There simply is no fundamental right to the work of others.

      There's no license as far as the ordinary viewer need concern himself. Copyright law still applies, so if you're acting in some infringing fashion, then you would want a license.

      Copyright law is a license. Without a license, there is no non-contractual mechanism to shared ownership. A statutory license limits the authority of both sides of the broadcast copy. If there were no license, there would be no restrictions on the action of the viewing party.

      If you're not, then you don't need a license to begin with.

      No, you don't need to make a license agreement. The license does exist to begin with. An unlicensed reproduction is what? It is a copy not permitted by copyright law and not permitted by a superseding license agreement. If copyright law were not a license, "unlicensed" simply could not have a substantive meaning.

      If access were controlled, then there could be an argument made, but in this case, where it is freely broadcast

      Access is controlled as to the scope of legal rights. The broadcast is still bounded by copyright law, as you've stated. "Freely broadcast" is a misnomer--it's free of charge, yes, but not actually free. One must look no further than the prohibition on public performance, the prohibitions on commercial reproduction, on resale, on preparation of derivative works (with notable exception).

      the access argument is hilariously unfounded.

      I take it, then, that you fundamentally believe that open source license requirements are unenforceable, then, as a matter of law. It is freely distributed with the intent that people download, access is not moderated in any way, and revocation of license is equally untenable. If that's your position, then I understand where you're coming from as a theoretical framework, but this is not something you can have both ways.

      No, a copy is a tangible medium in which a work is fixed. A broadcast doesn't qualify.

      A broadcast can't be reproduced without fixing it to a medium. I will concede that I, too, skipped a step there, but solely to simplify within the context of copyright as a whole. As pertains specifically to performances, the operative language is "licensed work"--which is bounded by use consistent with performance rights vested by copyright law.

      I wouldn't actually need to. If you tried to assert a copyright beyond the limit o

    145. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      Millionaire is one thing, but I don't understand the problem with the pastor making a living as one. Is he supposed to be the local plumber that just happens to know a lot about religion, or something?

      Also, I know a lot of churches with secretaries. If more than a couple hundred people go, there is likely to be a lot of office work required.

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    146. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris Rock did a bit like that about boxers: Well, I was doing pretty good, then out of nowhere GOD! PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! Now I could have beat the other guy no problem, but you put me up against THE ALMIGHTY and it's all over!

    147. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      Copyright infringement is theft, dummy. Try making and selling your own Mickey Mouse cartoon. Try restarting Arrested Development without buying that right. Can Dreamworks come out with Toy Story 3? Can Pixar make the next Shrek? You have no idea what you are talking about.
      murder is theft, dummy. try killing your neighbor. try killing your mail main. can you assassinate the president? can your friend shoot you in the face? you have no idea what you are talking about

      see what a moron you look like? yes, they are both illegal. no, they are not the same thing
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    148. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theft is any action on inaction that deprives another party their access to or enjoyment of something they would otherwise have had.

      Vague nonsense. Arsonists and murderers are not thieves. Only taking tangible property without permission is theft. That's why separate laws against copyright infringement exist, the pre-existing laws against theft obviously didn't apply at all.

    149. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not quite. Participating households get a diary for each TV set in their house, where they enter the viewing information for everyone (household members and guests) who watches that set. Viewing done by any household member is not recorded if it doesn't take place on a set inside the household. (At least until they work out how they're going to do portable metering.)

      (If you hadn't figured, I used to work for Nielsen.)

    150. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by nametaken · · Score: 1

      How dare you call my Firefly and SG1 "valueless"!

      Oh wait... :(

    151. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean people won't put it down anyway. I know I certainly did when I filled out those diaries, and I don't remember the instructions explicitly telling me not to. If they do say not to do that, then the Nielsen system is fundamentally broken. For comparison, Arbitron's diaries (which I have also filled out) say to fill it in whether you're at work, at home, in the car, etc. The diaries are per person, which makes a -lot- more sense. TVs don't watch shows, people watch shows, and any scheme that fails to take that into account is prone to some very fundamental inaccuracies, and in particular, severely underrepresents the sorts of shows that people tend to watch with their friends, including afternoon, prime time, and Saturday shows geared towards the teenage audience, live sports, etc.

      It's basic common sense that you should be monitoring the household, not the TVs physically located in that household. Monitoring the physical box fails to account for Slingbox viewing, MythTV transfers to an iPod, TiVoToGo, etc. The number of situations that aren't covered by such a scheme is rapidly increasing, and it won't be long before such a scheme is darn near worthless for measuring the number of viewers of a TV show, if it isn't already....

      That said, I'm pretty much expecting the death of broadcast TV shortly after the HDTV transition anyway, so maybe that's not such a problem.... :-D

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    152. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      It's possible, and I haven't been to a "church event" in some time, but somehow I have trouble believing that a church event is going to kill the commercials at half-time to pray. Somehow this seems more like a church "community" event than a services event. Otherwise, I'd think they'd give the whole superbowl amiss anyway in favor of just holding services.

      But then again, I didn't RTFA, so maybe I'm wrong.

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    153. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by kramerd · · Score: 1

      When you use a tv you have an implied in fact contract with your cable provider or any other function your tv is used for. If you have a playstation hooked up to the tv and the playstation guidebook says not to pour water on the system, by using the playstation you are entered into contract not to pour water on the system. The NFL, unfortunately for you, has a licensing contract with the over the air tv provider. Legally, you are liable if you break that contract by having a larger than 55 inch tv and or too many people because the law is common law and as such should be known and available to you. Based on news coverage alone, you would lose if the NFl sued you for breach of that contract.

    154. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Woodmeister · · Score: 1

      ...or Anglican. You know, Roman Catholics "once removed". That is, if we could all agree that it would be acceptable. Personally, I say yes! :)

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    155. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They went alright.

      Home. amirite?

    156. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      If you really believe law to be unjust you do not follow it at all. Even our Founding Fathers reconized this.

      Wow, where were you when they taught you about Rosa Parks? In a Chinese prison cell for speaking your mind?

    157. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by navygeek · · Score: 1

      There's no EULA with my kitchen knife set that forbids me from using it to carve up school children, or my wife Now you're just fantasizing... :-p
    158. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Timex · · Score: 1

      Major sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, etc) have always been pretty strict about enforcing copyright and redistribution rights for their broadcasts. They even put up a big warning like the FBI warning shown at the start of movies. It is their property I suppose so that shouldn't be a big issue of contention. Actually, if you pay attention to the wording of the warning they reel-off, people aren't even allowed to talk about the game in any detail without prior written consent from the league-in-question. I wonder how many people that talk about the "big game" afterwards actually got permission first?
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    159. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If a church is "public" or "private" could well depend on exactly how it is run. There certainly are churches which operate as "private members clubs". I know of one church that seems to have a very exclusive membership policy. It has a very prominent sign that reads "JESUS ONLY".

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    160. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      "Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today I'm going to prove that these Christians stole the rights to our game for use in their church!"
      Why would the NFL send lawyers after Christians when they have The Lions? And The Lions certainly aren't going to be busy during the Super Bowl.

    161. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And The Lions certainly aren't going to be busy during the Super Bowl.
      :-)

      I think of the Lions as the "Cubs" of football, except without the charm. They're just garden-variety losers.

    162. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      It's basic common sense
      As opposed to complex common sense? I decry this arbitrary use of the word "basic," as well as the assumption that any kind of sense is ever common!

      Seriously, though, I agree with your response. I simply felt a bit of ribbing was in order.
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    163. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      even that final strand, attribution, may never be taken from the author, so every transition from private to public is incomplete.

      Sure it can be. In the US, for example, there's usually no right to attribution, and what there is is quite new. Even publicity claims are rather limited in what they can be used for, compared with your broad, but unsupported claim there.

      Further, your Romeo and Juliet example does not have any elements of a natural right. You are not the originator of the work, and you did not have those rights at the creation of the work. You came into rights based on the operation of law as the author gradually shed those rights. It operated quite a bit differently in terms of mechanics in the Bard's day, but still fundamentally the same.

      What operation of law? Nowhere in the Copyright Act does it say that a person can have the right to read a book, for example. Since it isn't mentioned, that right must have a more fundamental origin. That would make sense, since many works are not copyrighted or copyrightable, and it would be impractical to have to separately deal with the same rights as to those works.

      Simply put, if someone has lawful access to a work, then they are in possession of the full panoply of non-exclusive rights with regard to that work. Copyright might temporarily put the kibosh on some of those rights, but that doesn't mean that the rights aren't there.

      You seem to think that the Copyright Act doles out rights to the public. Well, it doesn't. The closest it gets is to chip away at the exclusive rights that it previously granted to authors. There's no section that says that you can read a book, or privately listen to music, or do anything at all with a public domain work. All it says is that the copyright holder can prevent you from doing certain things, in the context of the age-old principle in our law that all is permitted if not forbidden.

      Also, copyright as we know it didn't exist at all in Shakespeare's day. The stationers' copyright was a means of censorship and for the printers to assert a monopoly even against authors. The Statute of Anne was a sea change in copyright.

      You cannot claim a natural right to extract profit on the contemporaneous work of others

      Yes I can, and I do. It's a well-known phenomenon. I can offer up countless examples, if you really need them, but I'm sure you can think of some scenarios. Something you might want to bear in mind is that there is no natural right to property (much less copyright) with the possible exception of that which you can personally defend from others acquiring access to or possession of.

      There simply is no fundamental right to the work of others.

      Be more specific. There is no natural right to force others to create a work, or to grant you access to a work which they have created and control access to. If the work is created, though, and they allow you access to it, then only some artificial regime such as copyright could possibly stop you from doing as you like.

      Copyright law is a license.

      No it is not, though it does contain some statutory royalty schemes here and there. Personally, I'm not terribly fond of them; I'd prefer for some users to be able to use works for free, and others to have to negotiate. I grant that this might not have been as reasonable in times past, but I think it is manageable now.

      An unlicensed reproduction is what? It is a copy not permitted by copyright law and not permitted by a superseding license agreement. If copyright law were not a license, "unlicensed" simply could not have a substantive meaning.

      Wrong again! An unlicensed reproduction is merely one which the copyright holder has not permitted. It is the same as unauthorized. While all licensed uses are noninfringing, the converse is not true. For example, if I make a copy of some work (say, a time shifted copy), then this may be a fair use, and thus noninfringing, but it is certainly unlicensed, and the copyright ho

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    164. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Sure it can be. In the US, for example, there's usually no right to attribution,

      One doesn't need a right to attribution, and that's outside the context of the statement--attribution is never by legal operation removed from the author. At no point do you assume a legal right to assert origination. Particularly salient here is the record of copyright marking the authorship of an expressive work. There is no legal right to attribution in the US largely because there is no need for one. While copyright is in play, it provides the protection necessary; after a work is released into the public domain, there is no longer any grounds to demonstrate injury.

      What operation of law? Nowhere in the Copyright Act does it say that a person can have the right to read a book, for example.

      You don't need an explicit right to read, since a right of possession already establishes the right to use. You came into that right by a rental license (e.g. a library) or by statutory license (e.g. purchasing a copy).

      Simply put, if someone has lawful access to a work, then they are in possession of the full panoply of non-exclusive rights with regard to that work.

      Absolutely incorrect, unless you count as non-exclusive rights the ones surrendered by the compulsory and statutory licensing of copyright law, in which case you advance a tautology. Lawful access does not entail ownership; indeed, it is a limited right to use, with all others reserved by the rightsholder. Upon the expiration of copyright, owners of legal copies still do not gain those ownership rights--the copyright holder merely loses the ability to enforce them.

      We see this all the time, to step outside of copyright for a moment, in contracts--it is not that a contract did not form, but rather that there is no grounds to enforce it. This is entirely distinct from a finding that no contract exists.

      Also, copyright as we know it didn't exist at all in Shakespeare's day.

      Irrelevant. The state of technology didn't exist. Accommodations are a natural part of the evolution of law. The procedural mechanism by which copyright operates dates back to the 15th C., long before the Statute of Anne, which indeed itself is only a precursor to modern copyright.

      No it is not, though it does contain some statutory royalty schemes here and there. Personally, I'm not terribly fond of them

      Copyright law is nothing more than a set of statutory and compulsory licenses extended by force of law from authors to possessors of copies. It is a standard form around which to base commercial transactions. Your fondness is not relevant, but it does demonstrate a willingness to rewrite the fundamental framework around which the system is based. It is mildly disingenuous to do so--but it does bring quite a bit of light to your positions. But for a license, there is no non-contractual method of obtaining rights to something you did not yourself create.

      Well, there is no license as far as the end viewer cares. The broadcaster who sent it to the viewer needs to have an appropriate license. A viewer who is engaging in a public performance not covered by an exception needs a license. But a viewer engaged in a non-public performance needs no license.

      A viewer engaged in a non-public performance needs no license because he already has one. It is not salient what the end viewer cares about. Waffling about on the issue unnecessarily extends this discussion.

      If you sued me for an unlicensed private performance of the work, the motion to dismiss still works

      Straw man. No one is proposing any such absurdity, particularly because "unlicensed private performance" has no meaning whatsoever, since the use license granted imposes no particular restrictions. You seem to be confusing helpful shorthand with the fundamental subsurface operations in effect, along with confusing the act of licensing with the expli

    165. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT the game!

      (and everywhere else)

    166. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible, and I haven't been to a "church event" in some time, but somehow I have trouble believing that a church event is going to kill the commercials at half-time to pray.

      I think that there might be some serious prayer going on at halftime...if the "wrong" team is winning.

    167. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      While copyright is in play, it provides the protection necessary; after a work is released into the public domain, there is no longer any grounds to demonstrate injury.

      That's an interesting position, though certainly unlike that of your typical attribution-right proponent. However, your first statement isn't true. I could certainly claim that a work was mine, or was not yours and still not actually infringe on that work. E.g. I sell copies of a book you wrote pursuant to section 109, but with a sticker bearing my name on top of wherever your name appears.

      You came into that right by a rental license (e.g. a library) or by statutory license (e.g. purchasing a copy).

      There is no statutory license regarding purchasing copies. And the only possible license that exists for rentals is that the copy rented is, well, rented, and ultimately needs to be returned. That's a license between the renter and rentee, however; the copyright holder isn't involved.

      Lawful access does not entail ownership; indeed, it is a limited right to use, with all others reserved by the rightsholder. Upon the expiration of copyright, owners of legal copies still do not gain those ownership rights--the copyright holder merely loses the ability to enforce them.

      Who said ownership? You cannot own a creative work anyway. If you could, we wouldn't need copyright, which somewhat approximates what it would be like if that were possible. If you let me see your poem, then I've had access to it. So long as I've got a decent memory, I can make my own copy of the poem, and I'd own that copy. Copyright might bar me from doing so, while and if it is in force as to the work, but as soon as it expires, then I can go ahead and make that copy (and if it isn't applicable, I can make the copy while it subsists). It is exactly the same scenario as if the work had been in the public domain at the time you showed me the copy.

      As for your second point, it's just baloney. Copyright is purely a bundle of exclusive rights, and I never said that the public acquired them. It would be absurd if they did. I said that all the other rights -- the right to use the work, to make copies of the work, etc. -- the rights that copyright has to stand in the way of -- are acquired along with access. And they are.

      Irrelevant. The state of technology didn't exist.

      AFAIK there were no material changes in printing press technology between 1616 and 1710. Certainly plenty of people printed Shakespeare's works, though probably not Shakespeare himself.

      The procedural mechanism by which copyright operates dates back to the 15th C., long before the Statute of Anne, which indeed itself is only a precursor to modern copyright.

      The Statute of Anne is the first modern copyright law, and really there is universal agreement on this point. I shudder to think of what you would suggest it is. As for the 'procedural mechanism,' whatever you mean by that, the Stationers' Copyright dates back to the mid-16th century, under Queen Mary. I can't imagine what you're thinking of that predates that. The Venetian patent law? It's a hell of a stretch.

      Copyright law is nothing more than a set of statutory and compulsory licenses

      I like the redundancy there. Anyway--

      Copyright law is nothing more than a set of statutory and compulsory licenses extended by force of law from authors to possessors of copies.

      No.

      Copyright law is a means of promoting the public good in which the people, via their servant, the state, grant a temporary, limited monopoly in the form of certain exclusive rights to authors with regard to their works that meet certain criteria. It is a classic quid pro quo: The public temporarily agrees to refrain from certain actions, giving the author control over whether they can be done, and the author provides a work, which will ultimately fall into the public domain. The public winds up winning, in that it permanently gets a valuable work in exchange for a rel

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    168. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the church I go to all the pastors are either 'retired' from working, or else 'work weekdays' and support themselves not from the church coffers, but rather from the work they've done through their lives. Because of this most of the pastors are 50+ years old, and the 'collection' money goes to the costs involved with maintaining the church. the church I go to is also fairly small (they're lutheran, fwiw.) the same pastors cover 4 churches across 2 states, so church is usually only once a month) I think they get a small salary to cover costs of travel, but they certainly aren't making a living off the collections.

      recently 2 of the churches were remodeled or replaced, and a third one is under pressure from the city govt in the town they're in to rebuild and pave a parking lot, they're having trouble raising money for the last church, since 2 of the other churches have had a lot of work done to them lately. Still, I'd rather go to a church that has a hard time raising the $400,000 it would take to build a new church (on the same lot) than go to one where they spend more money than that on the 'a/v' budget so the pastors can 'do it once' and have it replayed 4-x times on a Saturday while they gather weekly collections to cover all these costs.

      btw, the largest church has about 300 'members' and there is no secretary. nor is there an 'office' the church members do the cleaning, in rotation, and any cooking etc (the church has a pot luck, so people can munch on something while they're visiting, after the service is over). they don't do any sunday school now, but in the past they did (they stopped having one because it became 'unpopular') they do have 'confirmation' classes in the summer for 'teens' who have parents in the church, but they only last a week or so.

      a while back they had songbooks printed out, it didn't cost much, the books were being sold fairly cheaply, can't remember the exact cost.

      if a church has so many members that they have overflowing coffers they should at least do something nice, like 'catholic charities' or 'Lutheran social services' in those cases i can understand the costs involved in running a large charity service. although some people might not be bothered 'watching' their sermons from a dvd, on a big screen or projection tv, but i would be highly annoyed with a church like that, especially if the pastors were young, and supporting their families in a posh home. Actually I'm just annoyed at those 'sermons' on dvd or broadcast on tv in general, regardless of how the church handles it's contributions.

    169. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      I could certainly claim that a work was mine, or was not yours and still not actually infringe on that work.

      Copyright infringement isn't where the solution that would lie. Fraudulent misrepresentation is, well, fraudulent.

      o long as I've got a decent memory, I can make my own copy of the poem, and I'd own that copy. Copyright might bar me from doing so, while and if it is in force as to the work,

      No, it wouldn't. If you want to produce your own copy, that's fine. But you better hang onto it for your own use.

      I said that all the other rights -- the right to use the work, to make copies of the work, etc. -- the rights that copyright has to stand in the way of -- are acquired along with access. And they are.

      Not at issue. Those rights aren't what is prohibited by copyright bars, nor part of what is reserved by the author. Copyright generally allows copies to be made, so long as you don't break a protection measure or distribute said copies. There's really no argument to make as to how you are constrained by that.

      AFAIK there were no material changes in printing press technology between 1616 and 1710

      Another intentional or ignorant straw man. The change is between the days of the printing press, when books in the 17th C. were still only in the hands of what we'd consider the upper middle class, and 2008.

      t is a classic quid pro quo: The public temporarily agrees to refrain from certain actions, giving the author control over whether they can be done, and the author provides a work, which will ultimately fall into the public domain. The public winds up winning, in that it permanently gets a valuable work in exchange for a relatively minor and temporary payment, and the author comes up second, having risked his investment (since there's no guarantee that the copyright will have economic value) and at best only gotten any manner of reward during a temporary span of time.

      You frame this in opposition, but this is exactly the point, once again. The bargain pulls a work which would be wholly private into public use. The arrangements were made to reduce the barrier of entry of the general public to have access to works of art and substance--to make acquisition cheaper. To this end, and coupled with the technology to reproduce, artists were guaranteed government protection in exchange for releasing the works to be copied in the first place. Without this arrangement, most artists would not have done so, and would have continued in the business of selling originals.

      There is no historical reason to believe that it was an imposition on anyone--the public gets the better end of the deal, and now we have people trying to achieve a competitive advantage on that deal, which is equally egregious compared to those who try to exploit the system to gain perpetual rights and those not negotiated.

      The notion of promoting the public good has never meant contemporaneous promotion, but merely the eventual seeding of the people with broad access. Without patents and copyrights to bring these forward, they would remain entirely proprietary and privatized as they were before such arrangements. YOu are absolutely correct that the development does not occur in a vacuum, and in our modern society the absence of copyrights and patents would not open up the information to immediate consumption by all. There are any number of alternative mechanisms to ensure proprietary control of that which is considered valuable.

      As much as Slashdot doesn't like it, information is the basic currency of the economy in the 21st century. Protections are essential to create portfolios of value. Raw materials and physical assets are no longer adequate. Our economy simply could not function on a realistic level without booting us back to an agrarian society. Hell, most people on Slashdot wouldn't be employed at all were it not for IP. That makes it a threshold issue, and those who argue for abolition are

    170. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      No, it wouldn't. If you want to produce your own copy, that's fine. ... Copyright generally allows copies to be made, so long as you don't break a protection measure or distribute said copies. There's really no argument to make as to how you are constrained by that.

      Read the language of the statute again: making a copy is infringing, per 17 USC 501 and 106(1). There are various exceptions to this, but they're narrow and not always applicable. There certainly is no such thing as a broad personal use exception. Copyright law is about more than mere distribution.

      The change is between the days of the printing press, when books in the 17th C. were still only in the hands of what we'd consider the upper middle class, and 2008.

      Hey, you're the one who said that for technological reasons, there was no copyright in the time of Shakespeare. Since copyright law was invented less than a century later, and there was no material change in technology in the intervening time, your claim must be false.

      Without this arrangement, most artists would not have done so, and would have continued in the business of selling originals.

      No, that's wrong. Remember, copyright only applied to books and maps originally. There's really no market for 'originals' there; they're typeset or engraved and printed up and sold widely. It's true that copyright was intended to get authors to create and publish works which would then enter the public domain, but the alternative was basically that the authors who needed that incentive would otherwise not create at all. There was no other market or alternative.

      The fine arts didn't get copyright until well into the 19th century. Even there, it has never really amounted to much; prints and reproductions of a work of fine art are not nearly as valuable as their originals, and until fairly recently, it was usually the owner of the original that had the right to make those, not the actual artist. Anyway, it remains true that fine artists really don't need copyright; an original Van Gogh is worth a fortune, a postcard with his sunflowers on it is worth almost nothing. And of course, originally, his paintings were worthless too, not because of a lack of copyright, but because no one liked them. Copyright failed to incentivize Van Gogh and didn't play a role in his posthumous success.

      Frankly, the fine arts are an area where we could probably substantially reduce copyright and see no ill effects for it.

      The notion of promoting the public good has never meant contemporaneous promotion, but merely the eventual seeding of the people with broad access.

      If by 'broad access' you mean 'absolute rights' then sure. I know perfectly well that copyright is about delayed gratification. That's fine, so long as the gratification is great enough to make up for the delay and for the cost of the rights to begin with.

      Jefferson was not opposed to patents.

      He is well known to have been skeptical about them. Witness his back and forth with Madison while the Constitution was being written. So long as they served the public interest, he didn't have a problem with them, but he was well aware that without that, there was no reason for the public to suffer the embarrassment of such monopolies, and that patents and copyrights were unusual in being tolerable monopolies of any kind.

      to illustrate the difference between the natural right a man has in the work of occupation

      Given that property was an area in which Jefferson differed from Locke, I think that your claim of natural rights there is unfounded; both as to Jefferson and reality. Property is a consensus agreement to serve the public good, no more, no less.

      Copyright law does prohibit copyright holders from interfering, because it defines the scope of their power to act against copy owners.

      No, it doesn't, provided that they have something to hang that interference upon. Copyright doesn't work, but as you conceded, access w

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    171. Re:Good luck with that, NFL by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      here are limits to the thing, you know. No court would ever look at Wickard in connection with the copyright exception I propose. No one suggested that as such. Your person-to-person transfer, however, has a material value to that market despite not participating in that market. The example was used not as an authority, but as an empirical study demonstrating just how old such a belief in noncommercial but with commercial effects activity is.

      Still, your attempt to derail the discussion by selective misreading is unsurprising. To wit:

      Hey, you're the one who said that for technological reasons, there was no copyright in the time of Shakespeare. Since copyright law was invented less than a century later, and there was no material change in technology in the intervening time, your claim must be false. This is an egregious failure of rationality, not to mention an ass-backwards misconstruction. There was no need for protection more specific than the letters patent and copyright precursors in effect--there was no mass market technology to defeat the protections of the theatre companies from putting on their protections. Indeed, Shakespeare battled reproductions of his Second Folio precisely during this transitional stage. The "material change" wasn't to the technology, but rather to its accessibility--Shakespeare's work was largely unprinted in his day. A century later, copies had descended into a whole new price class. The law introduced more comprehensive protections in response to maintain the same approximate level of exclusivity as before.

      No, that's wrong. Remember, copyright only applied to books and maps originally. An unconvincing argument from an unsophisticated understanding. At the time, there was no way to reproduce anything other than books and maps. The argument is a tautology. You know what also happened in the 19th C. to explain what you clearly deem an arbitrary exception? Lithography. As the technological medium shifts, the law is extended to protect works on that medium. Reproductions of sound weren't limited by copyright until the phonograph, either. None of this gets you anywhere.

      He is well known to have been skeptical about them. He is well known to have been skeptical of the presidency as well, but that didn't stop him. The fact remains that Jefferson embraced the limited patent as the best solution for competing interests. He helped establish the Patent Office, and that damned 1813 letter is tossed around out of context and misconstrued by every third "information wants to be free" nutter on the planet.

      Your assumption, so thoroughly and facially misplaced, is nothing more than a cheap attempt to score points as you bow out, based on nothing more than a willful disregard for an issue you have shown an imprecise understanding of. Reasonable people certainly differ on a number of points here, but support can still be shown through systemic means, and on that it's clear that your exception to the comment that started this discussion is misplaced at best.

  2. sure, but....... by spooje · · Score: 1

    Sure, I can see the NFL doing this, but are cops really going to go to churches and bust people for it?

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    1. Re:sure, but....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Federal law. Local cops can't and won't do squat

    2. Re:sure, but....... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Sure, I can see the NFL doing this, but are cops really going to go to churches and bust people for it?

      If the NFL presses a lawful charge, then I can see that. If the NFL gets a judgment in their favor and the church violates it, then yes.

    3. Re:sure, but....... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Tea and kung-fu. Life is good. risingphoenixtea.com


      Their website creation skills...not so good.

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    4. Re:sure, but....... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      What lawful charge? The most the NFL can do is sue.

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  3. sports and religion? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    on my slashdot? it may be more likely than i think. seriously though, here's a story about 2 very non-geek things apparently in conflict with each other. weird.

    1. Re:sports and religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 very non-geek things
      Now you've done it...
    2. Re:sports and religion? by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I'm a hardcore geek. I am also a sports geek. Won't be watching the Superbowl, though only because I don't have cable. And even if I did, thanks to stupid Canadian broadcasting laws, I get local commercials, not the cool ass new movie trailers and Superbowl commercials the US get.

      But I'll probably download the game and check it out if I remember and don't have it spoiled first.

    3. Re:sports and religion? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      ... i know, i was just being a bit stereotypical. I had a college football scholarship. I wasn't _that_ good tho, so I went the brains route instead.

    4. Re:sports and religion? by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      here's a story about 2 very non-geek things apparently in conflict with each other. weird.

      I know you're not really being serious, but I'm still having hard time understanding how you'd even have the perception that sports and religion are in conflict. Growing up going to church, sports analogies were a regular part of sermons, and then of course there are church baseball leagues and organizations like FCA and Kamp Kanakuk, and even the YMCA (the "C" stands for "Christian"). And there was the John 3:16 guy at football games and other sporting events, and half of the guys that score touchdowns in the NFL do the little kneeling-in-prayer celebration in the end-zone. Is there any sphere of public life that's more friendly to Christianity than sports, or any leisure activity that Christianity encourages more than sports?

    5. Re:sports and religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -SPOILER-
      New England wins for a 19-0 season.

    6. Re:sports and religion? by Cassander · · Score: 1

      Sports and religion may not be geeky topics (although I could actually make a case for both, but that's not my point), but copyright law is most definitely a geeky subject these days.

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    7. Re:sports and religion? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      ...I'm still having hard time understanding how you'd even have the perception that sports and religion are in conflict. I think he's probably only referring to this particular story:

      "For 200 members of the Immanuel Bible Church and their friends, the annual Super Bowl party is over thanks to the NFL"

      Basically, just the "IBC vs NFL", not that religion and sports don't mix.
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    8. Re:sports and religion? by dwater · · Score: 1

      I think he was being specific to this particular case, not in general.

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    9. Re:sports and religion? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      The tie in is copyright = legal restrictions on exchanging information.

      Plus, every single news outlet in America just has to have a Superbowl tie-in story today.

    10. Re:sports and religion? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      NO SPOILERS

      The damn show hasn't even aired yet, and here people go spoiling it.

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  4. its like the writers strike is causing repeats by grapeape · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is this now a yearly tradition for churches to whine about their Superbowl parties...

    Here is last years article same story, different church:

    http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/category/miami-football/2007/02/01/nfl-orders-church-to-cancel-super-bowl-party/

    1. Re:its like the writers strike is causing repeats by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      For the past two years, my undergrad dorm has borrowed a school projector, and has shown the game on a wall in the common room. I don't know exactly how big it was, but I'm betting it was well over 55". We'd even use some of our event funds to buy pizza, etc. I've graduated, so I don't know what they're doing this year, but I thought I'd mention that these types of events aren't limited to churches.

      Regardless of what the law actually says, it'd be pretty idiotic if the NFL wanted to shut down our event. You can't even claim that people are being harmed by the religious aspect in our case!

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    2. Re:its like the writers strike is causing repeats by OECD · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is this now a yearly tradition for churches to whine about their Superbowl parties...

      Yes. This follows the new yearly tradition of the NFL to abuse its copyright in a manner that can only suggest RIAA envy.

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  5. Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by msauve · · Score: 5, Informative

    They are in no way creative works. What "original authorship" exists? "Copyright shelters only fixed, original and creative expression," which a football game isn't.

    Furthermore, to be copyrighted, a work must be fixed into a "tangible medium." That is not the case for a live broadcast (although it might be for an after-the-fact replay).

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    1. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the copyright pertained to the inane blather that the "color commentator" and the "play by play guy" spout? I would think that you could just turn off the volume and have your own "announcer in a pulpit" if you were one of those church goers though. So maybe they copyright the stats and the yellow line they draw on the screen? Pretty hard to censor that so that all you saw was the part that shouldn't be able to have a copyright.

    2. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were only the broadcast of a a fixed camera showing the field of play and the gathering the sound of the crowd, then I believe you would be correct.

      However, add on multiple cameras, the director choosing what is displayed, the broadcast commentary, additional production stuff and you are firmly in the realm of copyright.

    3. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What "original authorship" exists?
      The editing, the commentary? It's not like there is a single camera fixed on the field. Also the teams are really entertainers and the sport can be considered an improvised performance.

      Furthermore, to be copyrighted, a work must be fixed into a "tangible medium." That is not the case for a live broadcast (although it might be for an after-the-fact replay).
      If IP addresses held in RAM can be considered "fixed", then a live broadcast can certainly also be considered fixed.
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    4. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by TheClam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suggest you talk to the director and cameramen and ask them if there's no creative work going on.

    5. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 3, Informative

      Easy: they copyright the broadcast of the football game, not the game itself. Then they prohibit anybody else from broadcasting the game (an agreement on admission to the stadium).

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    6. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by gotzero · · Score: 1

      What I read stated that this was being watched because they did not like the game accompanied by a religious message. I think the screen size issue is being used a way to fight this issue without bringing it up directly.

    7. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Furthermore, to be copyrighted, a work must be fixed into a "tangible medium." That is not the case for a live broadcast (although it might be for an after-the-fact replay).

      I heard somewhere--read on Slashdot, actually--that live television broadcasts are recorded as the broadcast progresses and is then transmitted after a short delay (a matter of seconds if not less). By being the first to record the broadcaster secures their place as the copyright holder.

    8. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I suggest you talk to the director and cameramen and ask them if there's no creative work going on.

      There are pretty much fixed rules for what and how the game should be filmed. Sure it takes some effort and skill to learn the rules, but there is very little room for "artistic freedom" - a cameraman doing his own thing is likely to be fired.

      Just because something requires skill to perform doesn't automatically make it creative. A plumber requires skill to do plumbing repairs. In fact plumbing repair may even more involve "creativity" than the cameraman situation, since cleverness may be required to work around unexpected problems and unforeseen situations.

    9. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a lawyer but

      it would appear that a "musical work" is not the same as a "motion pictures and other audiovisual works" as they are separate entities in the below section ... furthermore I would also think that common sense would make the nfl broadcast not a musical work. As a "musical work" is not properly defined, I wonder what existing case law has to say on the matter...

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        102. Subject matter of copyright: In general

      (a) Copyright protection subsists, in accordance with this title, in original works of authorship fixed in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which they can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device. Works of authorship include the following categories:

      (1) literary works;

      (2) musical works, including any accompanying words;

      (3) dramatic works, including any accompanying music;

      (4) pantomimes and choreographic works;

      (5) pictorial, graphic, and sculptural works;

      (6) motion pictures and other audiovisual works;

      (7) sound recordings; and

      (8) architectural works.

      (b) In no case does copyright protection for an original work of authorship extend to any idea, procedure, process, system, method of operation, concept, principle, or discovery, regardless of the form in which it is described, explained, illustrated, or embodied in such work.

    10. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      "Copyright shelters only fixed, original and creative expression," which a football game isn't.

      Not the game itself, but the officials provide original and creative renditions of the rules which themselves are written in prose so dense and inscrutable it makes James Joyce weep in his grave.

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    11. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by frieko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or in the case of a Patriots game, the whole thing is fixed! /cheap shot

    12. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suggest you talk to the director and cameramen and ask them if there's no creative work going on.

      The latest wii soccer game gives very good screenshots of the games. I'd say the way of handling the camera isn't actually creative, but algorithmic.

      Unfortunately, that takes it from copyrightable to patentable :(

    13. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the teams are really entertainers and the sport can be considered an improvised performance.
      Right, and I'm not a garbage man, I'm a Sanitation Engineer.

      captcha: aromas... fitting

    14. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copyright the broadcast? you sir some some good stuff, you copyright a work not a distribution means.

      Of course the true idiocy here is the NFL, if somebody's shelled out for a fucking huge TV thats bigger than some cars so they can watch the game with their buddies you can bet these people are also spending bucks on merchandise and game tickets when ever they can.

      Of course thats likely to change now isn't it?

    15. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, to be copyrighted, a work must be fixed into a "tangible medium." That is not the case for a live broadcast (although it might be for an after-the-fact replay).

      Actually, they are routinely fixed simultaneously with the transmission.

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    16. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by sempernoctis · · Score: 1

      They can be copyrighted because the ability to do so favors the large corporations that buy the members of the government responsible for enacting and enforcing copyright law. This is also why $150,000 in damages can be awarded for copying a song that can be legally downloaded for $0.99.

    17. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      Because their ability to restrict public broadcast is specifically written into federal copyright law:

      USC 107 para (4)

      The figure of 55" is built right into the exemption clauses. It looks arbitrary to me but there it is:

      USC 110 para (5)(B)(i)(II)

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    18. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There's always a delay - even for "live" events. How else do you think they bleep out m*the*f*ck*ng c*cks*cking b*st*rds and c*nts, or just change to a different camera/mic?

    19. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone remember the Blogger Banning incidents?

      http://sportlaw.wordpress.com/2007/06/11/sports-bloggers-as-journalists/

    20. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      The latest wii soccer game gives very good screenshots of the games. I'd say the way of handling the camera isn't actually creative, but algorithmic.

      Ah, but the game software knows exactly what's happening in the game. Obviously, the game can focus on interesting things happening within the simulation - it's easy when you have all of the data at hand!

      Go on, point a few cameras at a real sports field and program the computer to edit it. It's not exactly as simple any more, you first have to figure out how to turn the video feeds into a simulation of events - figure out where the players are and what they're doing. In real time, of course, if you're doing a live broadcast! Certainly it's plausible (motion tracking isn't exactly a mystery science any more), but not as easy as developing a console game, now is it?

    21. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      but not as easy as developing a console game, now is it? You've obviously never developed a console game.

      Or a system for automatically choosing camera angles of a football game, for that matter.

      Essentially, while the game knows everything that's happening, and has complete freedom over where to move the camera, it still has to be programmed to pick shots that are "interesting" using the human definition of the word.

      THAT is the difficult bit.
    22. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      And a televison show about plumbing repairs is copyrightable, even if it is broadcast live. This is law, worse yet - copyright law and broadcast law combined - it rarely follows logic or common sense.

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    23. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      From the US Copyright law: "Audiovisual works" are works that consist of a series of related images which are intrinsically intended to be shown by the use of machines or devices such as projectors, viewers, or electronic equipment, together with accompanying sounds, if any, regardless of the nature of the material objects, such as films or tapes, in which the works are embodied. "A work consisting of sounds, images, or both, that are being transmitted, is "fixed" for purposes of this title if a fixation of the work is being made simultaneously with its transmission." http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap1.html#101

    24. Re:Why can live sports events be copyrighted? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Essentially, while the game knows everything that's happening, and has complete freedom over where to move the camera, it still has to be programmed to pick shots that are "interesting" using the human definition of the word.

      THAT is the difficult bit.

      I'm well aware of that, I'm merely saying that instead of one awfully hard thing (finding cool shots), you have to do two awfully hard things (building an usable interpretation out of a camera feed in real time and finding the cool shots). And based on the state of video analysis today, it might be a much bigger challenge.

  6. So... by rakuen · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I have a 60" TV, and no one is around to watch it, does it violate copyright?

    1. Re:So... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Well, are you One of Them with Jesus Christ hanging above your TV set?

      Maybe that could qualify. This is yet another disadvantage of being religious!

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    2. Re:So... by ady1 · · Score: 1

      God is everywhere, Duh!

    3. Re:So... by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      If I have a 60" TV, and no one is around to watch it, does it violate copyright? I am not the NFL, but this is my take. If you are watching it in your home that is perfectly permissible.

      If you bring it to a park and let everyone watch, that is a public display and is probably a violation.

      If you bring it to your place of business and use a "Super Bowl party" as a means to attract new customers, that is a violation unless your type of business has an exemption written into the law (which essentially means bars and restaurants). That applies even if your business is a non-profit.

      I can't show movies to raise money for my non-profit (even if a donation is not required for viewing) unless I pay the copyright holders a fee. I don't see why a church should have a different set of rules.

    4. Re:So... by sempernoctis · · Score: 1

      You mean God is illegally watching my TV too? Why can't he get his own TV! He's going to get me sued...

    5. Re:So... by Jardine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't show movies to raise money for my non-profit (even if a donation is not required for viewing) unless I pay the copyright holders a fee. I don't see why a church should have a different set of rules.

      The movie you were showing was going to come off of a DVD though. If you got a group together in a room and turned on the TV to Channel 10's Sunday afternoon showing of Sister Act with Ultramatic commercials every 10 minutes, why should that matter? It's being broadcast over the public airwaves and intended for viewing by the public. As far as I can see, the only people who lose out on anything are the TV manufacturers. And they only lose out on sales to the small subset of people who would have bought a large TV to watch the Super Bowl on, but decided not to because the church had one to watch it on. And I suspect that that is a very small group of people.

    6. Re:So... by smellotron · · Score: 1

      God is everywhere, Duh!

      Unfortunately, that means He's in everyone's toilet bowl, as well. Tomorrow's going to be tough for Him after the wing sauce starts hitting!

    7. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a similar note:

      If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he wrong?

    8. Re:So... by trezima · · Score: 0

      It was a joke. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there, etc...

  7. 2007 by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Didnt we just go thru this in 2007 ? I know at least in the local cases they backed down and apologized.

    This IP nonsence is really getting out of hand. ( and i hate sports, so it doesn't effect me directly )

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    1. Re:2007 by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This whole thing is ridiculous. Yes, the NFL is overzealous in protecting their content and possibly to the point of going over the line. However, I'm tired of all these bullshit excuses to get the population behind an individual or individual group's causes by saying such and such a company did XYZ to me... AND I'M A MOTHER WITH SIX CHILDREN! or such and such a company had the audacity to do this to us... AND WE WORSHIP BABY JESUS!.

      Who cares? Squirting out kids or belonging to a church doesn't earn you special rights, special treatment, special sympathy or special consideration.

    2. Re:2007 by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who cares? Squirting out kids or belonging to a church doesn't earn you special rights, special treatment, special sympathy or special consideration. What's your point? The fact that they're in a church doesn't mean that we should be any less outraged, either. The NFL is abusing copyright law, and it happens to be a church who's getting hurt. The story is the abuse, not the fact that it's happening to a church.
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    3. Re:2007 by Headcase88 · · Score: 1
      Well it "just happens" that the fact that it's a church is mentioned in both the Slashdot headline and summary, as well as the original article headline and within the article repeatedly, when there are likely several non-church groups getting the same treatment.

      More to the point, our OP said:

      Yes, the NFL is overzealous in protecting their content and possibly to the point of going over the line. However...
      So the point is not "don't bash the NFL" like you make it out to be. It's "don't give special treatment to churches, etc".
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    4. Re:2007 by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      So the point is not "don't bash the NFL" like you make it out to be. It's "don't give special treatment to churches, etc". I read it as "The NFL is out of line, but since it's a church, fuck them, they're just trying to win sympathy".
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    5. Re:2007 by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      The story is the abuse, not the fact that it's happening to a church.

      Let's get real here. Do you honestly believe this would be as big a story if it were the Red Cross that got this letter? How about if it were NORML (marijuana legalization group?). The fact of it being a church makes this story. It'd never get national press coverage if it were some other random group of people.

      The only problem I have with this whole story is the exemption being sought specifically for churches. They shouldn't get any extra rights than anyone else.

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    6. Re:2007 by hiruhl · · Score: 1

      The fact that they're in a church doesn't mean that we should be any less outraged, either. The NFL is abusing copyright law, and it happens to be a church who's getting hurt. The story is the abuse, not the fact that it's happening to a church. What you speak is truth, brother. But the story is also the church with the 56" TV. No tax-exempt organization should be afforded such luxury without proving a case for its necessity. (Perhaps the church has a school where it is needed for assemblies, or educational videos.) And it is not obviously necessary to broadcast the baby Jesus in HD (or even to broadcast the pastor for that matter -- a PA system takes care of that). If they can prove a case for the need of the TV, then I see no problem with viewing an occasional sporting event. But if this is the regular type of use of the monitor, or if (provably necessary) viewings of the baby Jesus play second fiddle, this is clearly an indication of a larger problem.

      The NFL should be investigated for their abuse of copyright law, and the church should be investigated for abuse of tax-exempt status.
    7. Re:2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I understand being irritated at people who are less rational than you are, but imagine how you are justifying their fears and polarizing the country by talking this way. If you can't see it, imagine this:

      What's your point? The fact that they're jews doesn't mean that we should be any less outraged, either. The NFL is abusing copyright law, and it happens to be jews who's getting hurt. The story is the abuse, not the fact that it's happening to jews.
      Some people seem to scapegoat the religious people for all of the problems in the US. I doubt this is any more rational than scapegoating the atheists for all of the problems caused by Chairman Mao. Try to keep some perspective.
    8. Re:2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you speak is truth, brother. But the story is also the church with the 56" TV. No tax-exempt organization should be afforded such luxury without proving a case for its necessity.

      Fuck off you liberal commie piece of trash.

      Seriously, where do you get off presuming that because a church has a TV it is no longer a place of worship? Churches aren't subject to taxation. There is no constitutional rule regarding where the money is spent. They don't have to justify that each statue of Mary as being necessary and not a luxury, and the TV is no different. In fact, ask any Pastor, Reverend, Rabbi, Imam, or Priest of a major religion and they will *ALL* tell you that the decorations are in fact luxury items. None of them are needed to hold services.

      The church of the holy 5 speed blender can spend all it's tithes on 5 speed blenders and it is still tax free if they can convince a judge they really believe they can blend their way into the afterlife. The blender is no more absurd a belief than 'blowing up jewish schoolchildren will get you 72 virgins' is, and mosques are tax free.

    9. Re:2007 by Seumas · · Score: 1

      That it's a church is irrelevant. It's a pathetic play for sympathy and has been a major part of the gist of every story I've read on this subject this weekend. Just because they're subsidized by tax payers as a non-profit entity and have a cross over their building doesn't mean they have any special copyright exception. If the little blurb at the beginning and middle of the game from the NFL applies to you and me -- it applies to them. That I'm joe blow drinking a six pack and they're joe-blow on their knees is not relevant, so it'd be nice if every writer of every article could stop playing up the "big bad NFL is mean to poor little church". If nothing else, it detracts from the real meat of the story.

  8. CAUGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caught those conniving broadcast-pirates!

    We've just prevented a very serious crime, people.

    1. Re:CAUGHT! by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Funny

      We've just prevented a very serious crime, people.
      Which crime: exposing more people to football, or exposing more people to religion?
  9. Fine with me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the TV was purchased with church funds or the TV is being used in the church facilities, then it sounds to me like it's an abuse of the church's tax exempt status. Obviously that has nothing to do with whether or not they get picked on by the NFL, but whole idea of using the church as an entertainment facility is so inappropriate that I don't mind them getting picked on.

    1. Re:Fine with me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im no churchgoer now, but its not like the TV was paid for by your taxes, but rather the people who attend the church as a way to promote social gathering. Now I suggest you go back to your basement and play WoW by yourself because apparently you have no clue what it means to socialize with other people.

    2. Re:Fine with me... by GregPK · · Score: 1

      It's likely a projector, something which most churches nowdays use in the sanctuary and other buildings. It's a great way to show art, photos, music, hymns, videos in accordance with practicing faith. Showing football was likely a way to get more people to come out to the church so they can see what the staff are like etc. It's hardly an abuse of funds. I don't think the NFL rights should technically apply here since its in a place where people aren't going to exacly be comftorable sitting down for the entire 3 hours of the game and it's not something I'd consider a viable alternative of going to the game. Maybe a good clean way of watching the game in comparison to a sports bar. But, anyone who has spent time sitting in a church pew knows what I'm talking about.

    3. Re:Fine with me... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      This mild rule bending is ok, its a lot nicer and beneficial to over all society than congress misusing trillions in dollars.

      If it only hurts people who are insanely rich beyond King status, then let it be, spread the love, and a big finger up the execs bung holes.

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    4. Re:Fine with me... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The whole point of Churches being tax-exempt is the idea that they are a social good. Rather than have the government take your money and inefficiently dole it out to various needy people, the Church is SUPPOSED to fill that role, same with other non-profits. Too be angry that a Church is reaching out socially to the community through an entertainment event is just wrong. In this day and age it is good to see a Church fulfilling its obligation to reach out to the community. There are way too many out there who enjoy tax-exempt status while maintaining there little club and condemning everyone outside their four walls.

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    5. Re:Fine with me... by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      Showing football was likely a way to get more people to come out to the church so they can see what the staff are like etc. It's hardly an abuse of funds. Yes it is. Maybe they should "get more people to come out to the church" by showing the latest movies, also with no license. What's the difference?

      since its in a place where people aren't going to exacly be comftorable sitting down for the entire 3 hours of the game and it's not something I'd consider a viable alternative of going to the game If people aren't going to be comfortable watching the game there, and it's not a viable alternative of going to the game, then why would it make people come out to the church?

      Maybe a good clean way of watching the game in comparison to a sports bar. Alternatively, I'm sure the NFL would tell you that a good clean way of watching the game is to get in on cable/satellite/pay per view/any other licensed outlet.

      Churches should not get a free ride for events that have absolutely nothing to do with their religious purposes.
    6. Re:Fine with me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you somehow used the "one body in christ" doctrine to implicate all christians in a RICO suit, would this qualify as an epic win?

    7. Re:Fine with me... by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a huge church goer. I go with my mother at Christmas. But other family members are devout Christian and they chose not to drink, smoke, etc. That's fine. At NYE, they don't go to bars, they usually do something with the church. A lot of churches have 'alternatives'. People come together to be with people that they enjoy being with and in the environment that their comfortable. Kinda like if you went to a sports bar to be with people that you enjoy hanging out with. The thing I don't get, if the air the disclaimer at the end, how do you know that you can't have a SB party until after the game is over?

    8. Re:Fine with me... by GregPK · · Score: 1

      Actually many churches do have movie nights, Concert/band nights, game nights. It's all part of the church community gathering. Not all of it has to be for prayer. A lot of it really is just giving people a reason to gather in a no pressure environment so they can talk, pray, learn, etc. It's really not much different than an ice cream social. Would you rather they go door to door and bother you?? How are they getting a free Ride? You could argue that sports Bars likewise get a free ride.. Why not make a clean alternative where you can still enjoy the game without all the beer, drugs, sex, etc that you'd find in a typical sports bar? "The flip side marketing effect" If I didn't have the alternative of going to a church to watch the game in a group. I likely wouldn't even watch any football games or sporting events for that matter. I pay for cable even. I just don't watch much sports unless its in a group setting. However, I've also paid for countless number of tickets and goods for sporting events etc over the years because I was brought into sports via a group at church. You can effectively argue that the NFL is essentially losing future customers by not choosing to support alternatives for people to gather.

    9. Re:Fine with me... by GregPK · · Score: 1

      Actually many churches do have movie nights, Concert/band nights, game nights. It's all part of the church community gathering. Not all of it has to be for prayer. A lot of it really is just giving people a reason to gather in a no pressure environment so they can talk, pray, learn, etc.

      It's really not much different than an ice cream social. Would you rather they go door to door and bother you?? How are they getting a free Ride? You could argue that sports Bars likewise get a free ride.. Why not make a clean alternative where you can still enjoy the game without all the beer, drugs, sex, etc that you'd find in a typical sports bar?

      "The flip side marketing effect"

      If I didn't have the alternative of going to a church to watch the game in a group. I likely wouldn't even watch any football games or sporting events for that matter. I pay for cable even. I just don't watch much sports unless its in a group setting. However, I've also paid for countless number of tickets and goods for sporting events etc over the years because I was brought into sports via a group at church. You can effectively argue that the NFL is essentially losing future customers by not choosing to support alternatives for people to gather.

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    10. Re:Fine with me... by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      > ... anyone who has spent time sitting in a church pew knows what I'm talking about.

      Churches that still have pews still don't have projectors, I would guess.

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    11. Re:Fine with me... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, I'm sure the NFL would tell you that a good clean way of watching the game is to get in on cable/satellite/pay per view/any other licensed outlet. Try broadcast. As in free. As in everyone gets a free ride, not just the church. No ad revenue is lost. No ratings are lost. No anything is lost. There really is no way to justify the NFL controlling how people watch their TVs.
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    12. Re:Fine with me... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Nope, your guess is incorrect.

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    13. Re:Fine with me... by GregPK · · Score: 1

      Your guess is incorrect...

      Churches still seem to cling on this old wood with its shiny new varnish and try ot make it better with pads. But at the end of the day, its still a Pew.

    14. Re:Fine with me... by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Im no churchgoer now, but its not like the TV was paid for by your taxes, but rather the people who attend the church as a way to promote social gathering. Now I suggest you go back to your basement and play WoW by yourself because apparently you have no clue what it means to socialize with other people. Why should "promoting social gatherings" be considered a proper charitable purpose for a non-profit entity? If that's a charitable purpose, shouldn't every bar and nightclub be a non-profit?

      It's time for churches to start paying taxes on income they don't use for real charitable or educational purposes.

    15. Re:Fine with me... by russotto · · Score: 1

      Yes it is. Maybe they should "get more people to come out to the church" by showing the latest movies, also with no license. What's the difference?

      The latest movies aren't being broadcast over the air, unencrypted, for the specific purpose of allowing anyone who wants to watch to watch.

      Churches should not get a free ride for events that have absolutely nothing to do with their religious purposes.

      You're right. ANYONE should be able to have a Superbowl party, not just churches. Oh, yeah, and the bullshit about not being able to use the word "Superbowl", "Patriots", "Giants", etc in connection with the game without the express written consent of the National Football League is just that. Nominative fair use, bitches.

    16. Re:Fine with me... by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Churches are not doing it for profit. And there is no reason you couldn't have a non profit bar/night club.

  10. Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The NFL is a large corporation. Corporations prefer to use lawyers and scary sounding letters rather than the coppers. It's a lot harder to put a scary sounding letter on television than a bunch of cops busting up a church.

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  11. Churches by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Well, the bible says that Christians are to obey the laws of whatever land they live in. What kind of pathetically hypocritical Christians are going to break the law and doom themselves to

    1. Re:Churches by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The bible also says that I should stone my waitress on Sunday.

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    2. Re:Churches by knutkracker · · Score: 1

      the bible says that Christians are to obey the laws of whatever land they live in. What if the law says 'burn all christians'?
    3. Re:Churches by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      What if the law says 'burn all christians'?
      Ever heard of martyrs?
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    4. Re:Churches by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Well, the bible says that Christians are to obey the laws of whatever land they live in. What kind of pathetically hypocritical Christians are going to break the law and doom themselves to That's not necessarily the case. Jesus said to give to Caesar (the Gov) what belongs to Caesar and give to God, what belongs to God. He was also speaking of taxes at the time.
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    5. Re:Churches by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

      Then Christians are pretty fucked.

      1 Peter 2:13.

    6. Re:Churches by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      You only think that 'cause you read the KJV, which, even if it came from the most direct and accurate sources (it doesn't) is written in language that you, no offense, probably don't even understand. If you look in the NIV you'll see clear as day that you're actually supposed to get stoned with your waitress on Sunday.

  12. enforcing this? by Hooptyjr · · Score: 0

    This can't possibly enforced.

    1. Re:enforcing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post no verb.

  13. Oh yay by ObjetDart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Religion and football...two things that I couldn't possibly care less about. I hope they obliterate each other in a spectacular orgy of litigation.

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    1. Re:Oh yay by tfiedler · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Apparently you're the kind of person who would have done nothing when the Nazis went to the ghettos and started their genocide, because they weren't coming for you. THis isn't about football or religion, but something worse. I'll leave it to you to try and figure what that is, although I kind of doubt you lack the mental equipment that sort of introspection will require.

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    2. Re:Oh yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion and football...two things that I couldn't possibly care less about.
      You should, because like it or not they are two of the most influential forces in society.
    3. Re:Oh yay by NickCatal · · Score: 1

      Religion and football...
      Here in Packer Country they make sure that all church services are done on time so people can get to the game. The priests are just as anxious to see the game
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    4. Re:Oh yay by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Religion and football... I hope they obliterate each other in a spectacular orgy of litigation.

      Bad news: The church in question is NOT Scientology :(

    5. Re:Oh yay by c6gunner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently you're the kind of person who would have done nothing when the Nazis went to the ghettos and started their genocide, because they weren't coming for you. THis isn't about football or religion, but something worse.
      I was reading your comment, thinking how you're getting such a raw-deal by being modded "Flamebait".....and then I hit this part:

      I'll leave it to you to try and figure what that is, although I kind of doubt you lack the mental equipment that sort of introspection will require.
      And then I giggled. And laughed. And almost fell out of my chair.

      I think you only got modded flamebait because there's no "+1 OMG That's Hilariously Ironic" tag :) Remember, proof-read twice, post once. You'll avoid looking like a silly bastard.
    6. Re:Oh yay by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Oh right, the slippery slope argument. Not allowing large football broadcasts without a license (obviously a basic human right) is just one step from not allowing large hockey broadcasts without a license, which in turn is one more step away from implementing a nightly curfew, and a third step away from having all dissenters annihilated.

      Thanks, you made this paranoid wreck feel a little more sane in comparison. If you're saying the churches should broadcast the game anyway, I agree. If you're saying it's time to get out the ammo box... no.

      And you know, I wouldn't consider myself conservative, but what's wrong with having control over your own product? Ok, so it's too much control in this case, it doesn't make sense, and I don't agree with it. But it's not like professional football is a naturally occurring resource that people have an inalienable right to. The "first they came for...." speech or even a "first they took away..." speech, I'm not buying in this case.

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    7. Re:Oh yay by rcastro0 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're the kind of person who would have done nothing when the Nazis...

      And apparently you're just the kind of person who, without knowing Godwin's Law, proves it.

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    8. Re:Oh yay by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Any IT jobs available in Green Bay? This sounds like a town which has properly balanced work/life priorities.

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    9. Re:Oh yay by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're the kind of person who would have done nothing when the Nazis went to the ghettos and started their genocide

      If the Nazis went to the ghettos to somehow peacefully "genocide" religion and football, I would pretty much be tickled pink.

      If the Nazis go to the ghettos to genocide the people who peacefully play/watch football and the people who peacefully pray to invisible sky-wizards, then I start killing Nazis.

      I kind of doubt you lack the mental equipment that sort of introspection will require.

      Well I don't much doubt you lack it.
      People who take invisible sky-wizards too seriously often have damaged equipment. You clearly failed to grasp the actual meaning of the post you replied to.

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  14. Superbowl by Soloact · · Score: 1

    Huh? What's a Superbowl? Is that the one I put popcorn in?

    1. Re:Superbowl by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

      I heard it's something about sports they're crazy about in the USA, even more than the world cup in soccer, believe it or not! It's supposedly about bowling. :-p

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    2. Re:Superbowl by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      Huh? What's a Superbowl?
      One that will keep 5 people stoned until halftime?
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    3. Re:Superbowl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU Donnie

  15. Screw the NFL by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    I haven't watched ANY sports game in years, these pricks make Enron execs look like Mother Theresa with all their greed.

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    1. Re:Screw the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is amazing how bitter one can still be for being picked last at dodge ball.

  16. I can truly understand this by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After all, it's really hard to make a profit on the Super Bowl.

    After all, the advertisements were set at an as low rate as $90,000 per second.

    Seriously, let's think of the NFL for once. :-(

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    1. Re:I can truly understand this by slashqwerty · · Score: 1
      After all, the advertisements were set at an as low rate as $90,000 per second.

      With at least 36 ads lined up averaging 30 seconds each that comes out to $97.2 million.

      it's really hard to make a profit on the Super Bowl.

      With money like that it would be really hard not to make a profit. Now if the teams actually payed for their own stadiums...

    2. Re:I can truly understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Woosh*

    3. Re:I can truly understand this by mckellar75238 · · Score: 1
      Maybe I'm reading at too high a filter level, but I haven't seen anyone asking why sports bars get an exemption; it's all been about why churches don't, or why the broadcast can be copyrighted in the first place, or funny asides, or ...

      My wife and I were just talking about this, and agree that it's not because the sports bars have paid for it; after all, there's no "Huge National Association of Sports Bars" for Fox to collect a fee from. We think that it's probably an agreement with some of the big brewers (Anheuser Busch, Coors, etc.), or perhaps even an agreement of all of the big advertisers; they pay Fox for the exemption in order to increase the value of their ads (more viewers = more effective advertising).

      Or maybe Fox simply allows the exemption on their own to justify charging more for the ad time? Nah, that's too logical...

    4. Re:I can truly understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either you missed the sarcasm or your own post is sarcasm that I'm missing. Either way...

    5. Re:I can truly understand this by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My wife and I were just talking about this, and agree that it's not because the sports bars have paid for it; after all, there's no "Huge National Association of Sports Bars" for Fox to collect a fee from. They haven't paid a fee. They've paid legislators. It's cheaper to buy new laws or threaten to buy new laws when necessary. Ever heard of the "National Restaurant Association", "American Beverage Institute," "American Beverage Licensees," and their international equivalents? The NFL has nowhere near the political clout of these organizations. When football's impact on the economy hits a trillion dollars annually, then congress might talk to them.
  17. Pffft. This is easy. by Associate · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the churches need are liquor licenses. They can sell communion wine and hot wings. Insta-church-sports bar. Eat that NFL. No one fucks with the Jesus.

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    1. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by rishistar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly why he died a virgin.

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    2. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Rhabarber · · Score: 1

      Don't you have wine with your sacrament over there? No idea weather holding the ceremony during half time will be sufficient to be qualified...

    3. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Nef · · Score: 1

      Only Roman Catholic churches(to the best of my knowledge) use wine for the sacrament. At least as far back as the 60's most Christian denominations used grape juice.

    4. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by mathfeel · · Score: 1

      who needs liquor license? They got all the blood of Jesus they want!!!

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    5. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I'm Catholic, BIATCH!!!

    6. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Rhabarber · · Score: 1

      While still in University I lived together with some protestant theology students. After the service we and the young priest used to hang around at the altar, finishing up the beverage that was left over from the ceremony (some bottles of sweet red wine ;). By the way, in the room just next to that chapel, Luther and Zwingli had their famous dispute in 1528 arguing weather that said wine actually IS the blood of Jesus. The setting is definitely not roman catholic. Whenever I was at a catholic church I got the impression the do smoke rather then drink their intoxicants.

    7. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Catholics also refer to "the sacrament" as "Eucharist" or "Communion", to distinguish from the other sacraments that the Protestants abolished.

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    8. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the Jews

    9. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by olrik666 · · Score: 1

      Exactly why he died a virgin.

      Well, not according to this documentary.

    10. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Uhm, what makes you think he died a virgin?

      Just because he was concieved by a virgin doesn't mean he remained one.

      Nor does it mean his mother remained one all her life.

      Way to be ignorant.

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    11. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >All the churches need are liquor licenses.

      And this is not possible in any state that grants liquor licenses.
      It's likely that for the same reasons, no state can prosecute a church
      for allowing people to watch a football game on the refectory tv.

    12. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because he was concieved by a virgin

      Yeeeeeeah... we're the ignorant ones. Hah. Hah. Hah.

    13. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by cerelib · · Score: 1

      Some people might disagree with your statement.

    14. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The 40 Year Old Virgin was a pretty lame movie.
      But I'm really getting sick and tired of all the Religious Channels constantly broadcasting reruns of The 2000 Year Old Virgin.

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    15. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, his first miracle was turning water into wine.in

    16. Re:Pffft. This is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man could cure VD and hung around with whores all day. I highly doubt he was a virgin.

  18. Just another reason that ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm glad I've never had an interest in organized sports. Such naked greed needs to be recognized by the medical profession as the mental illness that it is, and treated as such.

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    1. Re:Just another reason that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they did that, they would have to institutionalize themselves as well. for the same reason.

    2. Re:Just another reason that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physician, cure thyself, indeed.

    3. Re:Just another reason that ... by coopaq · · Score: 1

      In America the medical profession recognizes naked greed (and you naked too).

    4. Re:Just another reason that ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      In America the medical profession recognizes naked greed (and you naked too).

      Thanks for reminding me. I'm going in for a physical next week.

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  19. You heretics by 4D6963 · · Score: 1, Funny

    The real WTF is, people in the USA watch football in churches? How the fuck is that not somehow blasphemous?

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    1. Re:You heretics by Stanislav_J · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real WTF is, people in the USA watch football in churches? How the fuck is that not somehow blasphemous?

      In some parts of the U.S., football is the dominant religion.

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    2. Re:You heretics by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Most churches have a 'community house', they're not watching it in the main chapel.

      Either way, the NFL can suck it. I'm warming up my giant DLP system, starting 30 minutes late and sending it thru the DVR to skip the commercials, just to spite them.

    3. Re:You heretics by Kurrel · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could make some kind of case about idolatry and greed, but there's weasel answers for 'em all.

    4. Re:You heretics by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Both crucifixion and football are homoerotic display. They "fit" flawlessly.

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    5. Re:You heretics by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The real WTF is, people in the USA watch football in churches? How the fuck is that not somehow blasphemous?



      In some parts of the U.S., football is the dominant religion.

      Going by the noise from my local football stadium (for one of the biggest London clubs) this isn't restricted to the USA. It's strange to see several thousand identically dressed people (including maybe 10% children) all walking along the same road (which the police have to close). Having said that, I essentially do the same thing going to rock/metal/goth concerts, but I look weirder :-).
    6. Re:You heretics by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real WTF is, people in the USA watch football in churches? How the fuck is that not somehow blasphemous?

      It's the only way to get some of those people to go to Church on Super Bowl Sunday.
    7. Re:You heretics by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Church (or temple, mosque, synagogue, etc) serves social functions, too - it's not all about theology/philosophy. Get a grip, my man. As for the Superbowl, I couldn't care less this year. I don't like either team. GO RAIDERS!!

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    8. Re:You heretics by alienuforia · · Score: 1

      Because they are not usually watching the game in the actual sanctuary. Obviously your experience with churches is slim, but fellowship halls are a part of the church-going experience. After the worship service is complete, it is not uncommon for the congregation to meet for lunch and continue the fellowship in the other ares of the church. This can include anything recreational that fosters a Christian way of life. I don't understand how you can equate sporting events to blasphemy. I distinctly remember being a senior in high school and attending "5th Quarter" at the church on Friday nights after the high school football games were over. We'd make a habit of ordering loads of pizza, open up the basketball courts, turn on the big screens, and hold a prayer devotional before the festivities began. Nothing uncommon about that at least where I'm from in the US.

    9. Re:You heretics by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Not as much as Halo in churches, I would think.

      Of course, that was multiplayer, so they probably honestly didn't know that the campaign is the Good Guys against a bunch of religious zealots who were about to inadvertently bring about the end of life as we know it...

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    10. Re:You heretics by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      You should watch just the commercials. That's what I do because I don't really care about the game.

    11. Re:You heretics by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Help me out here. Why would watching football at the church building be blasphemous?

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    12. Re:You heretics by ozbird · · Score: 1
      It's the only way to get some of those people to go to Church on Super Bowl Sunday.

      Let's see (from Wikipedia):
      • You shall have no other gods before me - except the New England Patriots/New York Giants.
      • You shall not make for yourself an idol - except "Spike the Super Ball".
      • You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God - even if the referee is blind.
      • Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy - except Superbowl Sabbath.
      • Honor your Father and Mother - they get first dibs on the sofa.
      • You shall not murder - it's only a game of football...
      • You shall not commit adultery - OTOH, why waste a Sunday evening watching football?
      • You shall not steal - bring your own beer and pretzels.
      • You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor - "Hey, that's my beer."
      • You shall not covet your neighbor's house/wife - Or their 50"+ television.
      They are so going to Hell...
    13. Re:You heretics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be joking. Blasphemy would be something opposed to the church; football neither favors nor opposes the church.

      Would you be shocked if a book reading club met in a church? Would you limit them to only reading the Bible or something?

    14. Re:You heretics by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      In protestantism the church is the believers. The actual building that they meet in is not considered to be sacred.

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    15. Re:You heretics by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      What, you think the TV is on the altar or something?

      They're probably downstairs in the basement or a side room. I don't go to church that much these days, but when I did, we didn't have social functions the sancutary.

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    16. Re:You heretics by sharkey · · Score: 1
      It's all right there in the Bible. Just check out John 3:16 -

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    17. Re:You heretics by Nimey · · Score: 1

      It has been truly said that if Osama bin Laden ran for Governor of Oklahoma on the al-Quaida ticket, he'd win, provided he coached a winning football team for the University of Oklahoma.

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    18. Re:You heretics by smurgy · · Score: 1

      In what way is it blasphemous? Can you name a bible verse that states "thou shalt not watch football in church"?

    19. Re:You heretics by MercurialDarwin · · Score: 1

      My (undisclosed) church is having a party tomorrow as well, and some football game may coincidentally be on at the same time. The idea behind such a party, at least at my church, is to build community and to bring people who aren't Christians in and show them that bible geeks actually do know how to have fun.

      From our theological standpoint (Reformed/Protestant), having a party in a church building is not blasphemous because there's nothing inherently special about a pile of bricks. Indeed the Old Testament (for those of you who went to public school, after the big bang and evolution but before Jesus) says that God had the Jews set up the temple and respect it as a special place. After Jesus, however, the temple was destroyed, and the followers of Christ themselves now make up the "church" (1 Peter 2:1-5, also 1 Corinthians 3:16).

      Whether you believe Christianity is a sack of lies or not, these are the reasons that a church needn't be stodgy and religious about doing something fun. And, honestly, isn't this better than churches condescendingly protesting, thinking people are listening? After all, America could use a break, or even a complete change... http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4183635&page=1

    20. Re:You heretics by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      Ummm, not if by winning you mean 6-5, just above .500. We fire coaches in Oklahoma for going 8-3.

    21. Re:You heretics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some parts of the U.S., football is the dominant religion.

      Hey, you live in Pittsburgh too?

      My friend moved here from Florida. Shortly after football season started, she asked me, "What the hell IS it with this place? Even the little old grannies in the supermarket are wearing Steelers jerseys and talking about the game."

    22. Re:You heretics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some parts of the U.S., football is the dominant religion.

      In some parts of Europe, the Middle East, South America, and North America, futball is the dominant religion.

    23. Re:You heretics by ricegf · · Score: 1

      Well, to join in the general astonishment at your misconception, you may be unaware that for much of our history, churches have played a central role in community life in the USA. "Dinner on the grounds" was a common event even in my childhood. Today, tournaments are held in the family life center at the Baptist church. And just this past month, homeowners in our city met at the local Catholic church to negotiate a gas drilling lease, and signed the contracts at the Bible church down the street.

      I'm amused because a good British friend of mine used to chide me for being so "parochial" for not knowing details of life in other countries, particularly the UK. Methinks it's more of a two way street than he let on. Are you British, by chance? :-)

    24. Re:You heretics by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Are you British, by chance?

      No, French, and atheist too.

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    25. Re:You heretics by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      In what way is it blasphemous? Can you name a bible verse that states "thou shalt not watch football in church"?

      Well there's lots of things you're not supposed to do in "the house of God", basically anything not related to religion, right? Or is it only in Catholicism?

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    26. Re:You heretics by smurgy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm there's the example of Jesus casting the money lenders from the temple... I'm trying to rack my fading memories (and google) to think up a specific verse in the bible, and theres not a verse prohibiting nonreligious (as opposed to irreligious) activities... there is a verse describing a church as holy and blameless (well actually showing how women should be in marriage) but I can't really see how that comments upon it.

      Churches have a need to attract new members, and this is just one method by which they may do so; whether it works is another thing entirely.

    27. Re:You heretics by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      In some parts of the U.S., football is the dominant religion.

      And in other parts, it's WoW.

      I'm not convinced that weekly events where communities gather, and put their support/hopes/whatever behind a certain team/task/whatever, and have the tenacity to do it every week, year after year, regardless of success, is a bad thing...regardless what that event is.

      Are there other things I think it would be better for communities to rally behind? Sure, but maybe the frivolity of a high school football game is exactly why it is (or rather, was) so successful. These communities, the small places on the maps that used to make microwaves that lasted more than a year (you know, back before absolutely everything in absolutely every store was made in China), had to have something to keep them together. They had to be a cohesive social entity. If one person lost their farm, the others had to help, because that was just how that system worked...back before factory farming, back before everything was made with the cheapest parts possible.

      Ridicule them all you want, but very soon will come the time we will all wish we had cherished the small-towns, and what they did for us.

      (no, I'm not specifically saying you're ridiculing them...but people do, on a regular basis).

    28. Re:You heretics by Da+Cheez · · Score: 1

      It's not looked down on in the church because church-sponsored super bowl parties are often used as a sort of "outreach event" for the community.

    29. Re:You heretics by ricegf · · Score: 1

      Ah. Très bon. The French people have been uniformly wonderful to my family during our visits - probably amused at my weak but enthusiastic attempts at the language, actually. :-D

      And some of my best friends have been atheists. ;-)

  20. Re:Also: Thou shalt not buttfuck little boys by kramulous · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You fool! Although you posted Anon. Coward CmdrTaco has access to the apache logs and now has your IP. Prepare for the clone army attack!

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  21. Sound familar? by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the NFL is adopting the attitude of the RIAA." Let's declare war on our customers and rake in the cash!"
    Greedy Bastards should be subjected to death by black hole.(Drop them in,forever gone from our universe)

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    1. Re:Sound familar? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      You couldn't do that! That's cruel and unusual punishment of whoever's universe they pop out in ;)

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    2. Re:Sound familar? by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

      I didn't think of that. I figured that being ripped to subatomic particles would preclude punishing any other universe with their presence.

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  22. Heard it before by peektwice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A person I know works for a church, and that church had investigated this before, and received the same answer. This is not news. It also does not surprise me that there is an exemption for sports bars. Don't get me wrong, me and the booze, we get along great. But if there's a ban on public performance there's a ban on it. Besides, using the NFL's logic, the ban should be the other way around. The sports bar make money showing the football game. Churches are tax exempt, and therefore do not officially make money.

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    1. Re:Heard it before by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is "public performance" keeps changing meaning. It used to be that an organized community not profiting from display of content was considered a private audience.

    2. Re:Heard it before by HumanEmulator · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sports bars that have satellite TV or cable TV (most do) pay extra for public viewing service, so they've indirectly already chipped in to the NFL AND are counted in the ratings. (As accurately as the ratings count anything anyway.)

      DirectTV's commercial use rates start out at just around double the home rates (for 1-50 people in your bar) and scale up. http://www.directv.com/images/Directv%20For%20Business/Bars_And_Restaurants/Bars_and_Restaurants_Public_Viewing_Packages.pdf Getting local channels (like your local FOX affiliate) costs extra.

      Churches, as a non-profit, can subscribe to cheaper home services.

      You also can't underestimate how much more effective advertising is on drunk people.

    3. Re:Heard it before by jigawatt · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the reason is that churches turn off the commercials and bars do not.

  23. Fuck'em by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    If I was the church I would say fuck'em and do it anyway. What the hell they going to do sue a church? Wow, that would do wonders for public relations.

    Besides that's not public viewing. This is. I'm going to roll my 60 big ass tv up against the window so the whole fucking neighborhood can watch it. I'm also going to scare up a mini radio transmitter so eveyone can hear it too.

    fuck'em.

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    1. Re:Fuck'em by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, you could just rent a video projector and throw a ten foot image on your garage door. Of course, that would constitute an unauthorized public performance and would probably bring the cops.

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    2. Re:Fuck'em by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That would be awesome. Really, I'm not sure how much my protest will be worth. I live out in the stix. The window will be facing a chicken coop and a goat. I think the goat is a Giants fan so it might not be a waste.

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    3. Re:Fuck'em by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you were the church you'd probably say "the heck with'em".

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    4. Re:Fuck'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You live by the Styx? Dude, that is kick ass. How's the cost of living down there? Preety high, I'd imagine, considering the neighbors probably deter supply deliveries.

    5. Re:Fuck'em by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Actually the cost of living is not as bad as say the "other" place. Getting decent internet and satellite tv turn out to be a bitch though. The local wild life kept possessing and eating the installers.

      The real problem is catching a ride into town. I have to a summoning dance .. naked ... summoning this really narly dude to row me down the river. He works on the cheap though but is kind of slow upstairs. 9 times out of 10 he tries to deliver me to the other side.

      Neighbors are quite though and the crime rate is low.

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  24. Just to be clear by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not supposed to watch the Super Bowl if I have a 56" TV? Got it. Anything else they don't want me to watch? Not sure how my not watching helps their ratings but I'm happy to help in this case.

    1. Re:Just to be clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, +3 informative! The mod are as moronic as you! RTFA idiot.

    2. Re:Just to be clear by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Your living room is not a public gathering place. Like the disclaimer says, it's for 'private use'. I'm not agreeing with their stance, and I doubt they'll lose money over churches having Super Bowl parties, but the fact that you got modded up for such an obviously fallacious statement is astounding.

    3. Re:Just to be clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I follow the laws REALLY strictly. I don't even HAVE a 56" televesion, and I STILL don't watch football...

  25. Thank god... by jadin · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is to keep church members from seeing 56 inch nipples.

    1. Re:Thank god... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Well... 56" middle-aged nipples, anyhow.

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    2. Re:Thank god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever actually watched porn on a large screen? I have a projector and get about 80" projected size... nothing like seeing a guy hung as big as your arm to put you off.

    3. Re:Thank god... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      Especially since this year it would be Tom Petty's nipples...

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  26. Easy Loophole by cob666 · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    The NFL said, however, that the copyright law on its games is long-standing and the language read at the end of each game is well known
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  27. Don't you mean... by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Informative

    ..."Thou shalt not watch 'the big game'"?

    Remember, you can't use the name unless you cough up money to the NFL! It's trademarked!

    1. Re:Don't you mean... by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      That's right. And that's why one our local car dealerships is having a "giant patriot sale" on Sunday. It's not a Superbowl sale...

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  28. Praise God by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 2, Funny

    God obviously endorses the NFL. Look how many players are praying to him before, during, and after every game. It's a poor move on the NFL's part to slight Jesus in this manner.

  29. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    RTFA

    ...but it doesn't mean you get to take someone else's show or movie and charge admission to watch it...

    If the church wants to use the NFL's football games to attract more members to the church, and charge the people coming to the party to pay for that outreach program...

    Read the article; it specifically states that the church was *not* charging admission.

  30. The SB is on Free Over The Air TV if it was on PPV by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    The SB is on Free Over The Air TV if it was on PPV / cable / sat tv then they may have a point but free tv was stopping the Church from just flipping a tv to the game and calling it a night time church event with entertainment and food?

  31. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

    So wait, your saying that even though the super bowl will be traveling through the airwaves and you can get it if you have a TV, so your saying that now the NFL==TV manufacturers? Because in the end that's all that would be harmed from watching the game. I don't get how this is a big deal, its like saying because you have to buy some chips to come over to your friends house to play *insert video game here* the *insert game's maker here* it is suddenly making them lose money because some guy got chips in return! Really, with that logic I can only hope you were trying to get moderated +5 funny.

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  32. the commercials are fun to watch and you will miss by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    the commercials are fun to watch and you will miss a big part of the game.

  33. If that's the case... by msauve · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how can they claim a church, receiving/viewing the broadcast, is "copying," and therefore in violation of copyright?

    Since the only practical use of a broadcast is to view it, isn't such viewing (at least non-commercially) "fair use?" Why is it a copyright violation for a group of parishiners to watch together, but not for a family to do the same? Is a license required to view content carried over the public airwaves? (this isn't Great Britain!)

    BTW, you totally missed/ignored the original point - a sports broadcast is functional, not creative.

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    1. Re:If that's the case... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly. If they can legally restrict this then any copyright holder can place arbitrary restrictions on who is allowed to watch their stuff on broadcast TV. Maybe a film studio doesn't want people to watch broadcast films on any screen large enough that a home cinema might compete with a corporate cinema? Perhaps Fox would want to only license The Simpsons to people who pay attention to the adverts, and prosecute anyone who pops out of the room while they are on?

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    2. Re:If that's the case... by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 3, Insightful

      how can they claim a church, receiving/viewing the broadcast, is "copying," and therefore in violation of copyright? I don't know. It probably falls under a public performance clause. I'm not a lawyer, but my post didn't address that issue so I don't know exactly why you're asking me. My guess is that the church receives some monetary benefit from showing the superbowl (i.e., tithes) and therefore the nfl is entitled to a portion of that benefit.

      Since the only practical use of a broadcast is to view it, isn't such viewing (at least non-commercially) "fair use?" Why is it a copyright violation for a group of parishiners to watch together, but not for a family to do the same? Is a license required to view content carried over the public airwaves? (this isn't Great Britain!) The non-commercially part is where the question lies. See above. The airwaves being public has nothing to do with it.

      BTW, you totally missed/ignored the original point - a sports broadcast is functional, not creative. No, I didn't. You argue that a game is not creative (and I disagree), so I point out that the broadcast of that game is creative, regardless of the status of the game itself. The commentary, the camera angles, the graphics, the production are all creative inputs. Just because it's functional doesn't mean it's not creative. Are you actually arguing that there is NO creative content in a sports broadcast?
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    3. Re:If that's the case... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Since the only practical use of a broadcast is to view it, isn't such viewing (at least non-commercially) "fair use?"
      It sounds like it's time for another not-so-gentle reminder that contrary to the pontifications of Slashdot lawyers, "fair use" is not a legal magic wand that you can wave to make things legal, and "fair use" certainly doesn't have anything to do with the conventional idea of "fair". Nor does "common sense" = "fair use". (Let alone the clearly-popular idea that "things I want to do" = "fair use"....)

      This is why the NFL made a point that advertising revenues are affected; one of the four main tests of fair use is how much damage is done financially.

      (Not to say that I necessarily agree with the NFL. And one wonders why they don't just create a standardized system for people to purchase licenses for these parties, given their obvious popularity... although I'm sure we'd all be shocked at what the NFL thinks a Superbowl viewing is worth....)
    4. Re:If that's the case... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      how can they claim a church, receiving/viewing the broadcast, is "copying," and therefore in violation of copyright?

      They're not. They're claiming that the church is engaging in a public performance, and therefore is infringing the copyright. Copyright deals with more than just copying, you know. Take a look at 17 USC 106 for the central rights that comprise copyright, and perhaps check out section 101 for a few key definitions, such as what makes a performance a public one.

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    5. Re:If that's the case... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      This is why the NFL made a point that advertising revenues are affected;

      No, that's bogus. Nielsen can easily tweak their statistical models to account for this. They're already doing so to account for things like Tivos, downloading, etc.

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    6. Re:If that's the case... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      No, you're overreacting. Take a look at 17 USC 106(4) and the definition of a public performance in section 101. But copyright does allow control over more than just copying.

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    7. Re:If that's the case... by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      You argue that a game is not creative (and I disagree), so I point out that the broadcast of that game is creative, regardless of the status of the game itself. The commentary, the camera angles, the graphics, the production are all creative inputs. Just because it's functional doesn't mean it's not creative. Are you actually arguing that there is NO creative content in a sports broadcast?

      That reminds me of Theo and the OpenBSD ISOs, where the contents are (obviously) BSD-licensed, but the layout can be copyrighted.

    8. Re:If that's the case... by Baricom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how can they claim a church, receiving/viewing the broadcast, is "copying," and therefore in violation of copyright? They're not. The NFL is claiming that a church displaying the broadcast to a large number of people is publicly performing the broadcast, which is another protected right under copyright law (17 USC 106(5)).

      isn't such viewing (at least non-commercially) "fair use?" Whether a profit is made on a copyrighted work is only one of four factors generally accepted by courts as constituting fair use.

      BTW, you totally missed/ignored the original point - a sports broadcast is functional, not creative. Have you ever directed a live television show? I have. It's a process that requires a surprising amount of creativity.

      Camera people are picking who to cover, how wide or tight to make a shot, whether they're going to pan with somebody or let them walk off the edge of the screen. Audio engineers are listening to everybody's microphone and determining the pitch of a person, how loudly you hear laughter or applause, and more. One of the most overlooked jobs in television is the engineer, who is constantly adjusting a camera's brightness and color to properly convey the tone of the moment while staying within broadcast standards.

      Meanwhile, the director is watching a large number of cameras simultaneously. In my case, I've directed as many as five cameras, which is a rather large number and more than most local news broadcasts. In contrast, tomorrow's Super Bowl game is going to use around 30 cameras, and the director is watching all of them and deciding which one you'll see with split-second accuracy. Add to that graphics, the choice of which angle to use for instant replays, and more, and it's impossible to contend that sports broadcasts are not a creative medium.

      I'll be the first to admit that copyright law is broken as it stands now - and the NFL is notorious for stretching things beyond what copyright law gives them license to do - but it needs to be fixed, not eliminated. However, I think the NFL is in the right legally in this instance (though they're probably not doing any favors to how fans perceive them). If there was no protections for public performance, nothing could stop another network from taking Fox's feed and simulcasting it with their own commercials.
    9. Re:If that's the case... by smellotron · · Score: 1

      Are you actually arguing that there is NO creative content in a sports broadcast?

      I would prefer a little less creative content in the little sports broadcasting that I've seen. I remember watching ESPN at my parents' house around Thanksgiving. It was a HD widescreen broadcast, but they managed to do a vertical "letterbox", and I remember a dancing robot turkey that kept showing up on the left, and random player stats cycling on the right. WTF? Just show more of the field!

      ESPN reminds me of D&D (3e) character sheets. Fit as many facts as possible onto a double-sided piece of paper.

    10. Re:If that's the case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that the only thing left to creativity is the "how to cheat" bit. The rules are fixed, the goals are fixed, venues, revenues and advertizing are fixed. There's less creativity in it than a plumber has when putting in a kitchen sink.

    11. Re:If that's the case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this isn't Great Britain!

      The term you are looking for is "the UK". Great Britain is a sub-region of the UK and has no special TV licensing laws beyond those of the UK as a whole.

    12. Re:If that's the case... by Squirmy+McPhee · · Score: 1

      BTW, you totally missed/ignored the original point - a sports broadcast is functional, not creative.
      No, I didn't. You argue that a game is not creative (and I disagree), so I point out that the broadcast of that game is creative, regardless of the status of the game itself. The commentary, the camera angles, the graphics, the production are all creative inputs. Just because it's functional doesn't mean it's not creative.

      I'm with you on that -- the simple act of creating a broadcast feed or videotape is enough for it to be deemed "creative" under the law. This reminds me very much of a dispute between a compiler of sports statistics and one of the major sports leagues. The league, whichever it was, argued that its statistics were subject to copyright and couldn't be republished without permission, but the court held that statistics are facts, and therefore not subject to copyright. What is subject to copyright is the manner in which the statistics are presented. So you can't go to nfl.com, copy their statistics page, and post it on your own web site, but you can scrape the statistics from their page, tabulate them in a manner of your own design, and post them on your own web site.

      In this case, the game itself is "functional" or "factual" or whatever you want to call it and the NFL cannot prevent anybody from describing it, but the manner in which those descriptions are presented -- be they a blog entry, a newspaper column, or the broadcast of the game itself -- is protected by copyright. It doesn't matter that it can be as simple as setting up a camera and hitting the record button, it's still a creative work in the sense that the broadcast won't exist unless somebody goes to the trouble to set up a camera and create it. It doesn't matter that the broadcast documents a factual event -- the footage you see on the news everynight is copyrighted -- the broadcast itself is not a fact and cannot exist without at least a modicum of creative effort.

  34. Simple "Fix" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Federal copyright law includes an exemption for sports bars, according to NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy, but churches are out of luck.

    Simple fix: make the church a sports-bar. "The Church of the Sacred Wine, Beer, and Vodka Trinity."

    1. Re:Simple "Fix" by oldhack · · Score: 1

      And the prophet "whiskey".

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    2. Re:Simple "Fix" by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      I must be evil because whenever I take in all of that trinity I start speaking incoherently and eventually my body rejects it.

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    3. Re:Simple "Fix" by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      You mean like this one? I think this church definitely has an exemption. Beer's pretty good, too,... ;-)

  35. Solution: videowall by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    If the size of the screen is the problem then just show the game on a multi element video wall. Problem solved. Certainly the mega-churches can spare a dime for this.

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  36. Cheap munchies by Secrity · · Score: 1

    I am not sure what the Superbowl is, but the supermarket had great sales on munchies today for the "big game". It must involve football because they had graphics of footballs and football playing fields on most of the displays.

  37. Does This Apply to the Church of Beer and Wings? by reallocate · · Score: 1

    This statement:

    "This telecast is copyrighted by the NFL for the private use of our audience. Any other use of this telecast or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the NFL's consent is prohibited."

    is standard boilerplate and attached to every professional sports broadcast.

    Now, fair use applies to the broadcasts as much as it does to anything else. What constitutes fair use of a live boadcast? I don't know. But, copying an entire work and redistributing it is typically not considered fair use.

    But, that's not what the churches are doing.

    That said, if the NFL is going to go after churches who let a couple hundred of the faithful watch the game, then why don't they go after sports bars who let a couple hundred of the unfaithful watch the game over beer and wings?

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  38. if TVs are forbidden.... by Yonsen · · Score: 0

    ....then use a HD projector on a WALL.

  39. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

  40. Superbowl is not a religous event by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

    I personally am wondering what business is it of a church to host a Superbowl party? If you want to play host to a congregation and discuss your religion, or provide a place to worship, that's fine. If you want to get a bunch of people together for the Superbowl then with respect to that particular event you are no different than anyone else hosting a Superbowl party and you should not be treated any differently either.

    1. Re:Superbowl is not a religous event by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I personally am wondering what business is it of a church to host a Superbowl party?

      FWIW, a church tends to be more than just a place of worship. It's also a community center. (A tradition that long predates modern community centers.) While no one is going to watch the game in the service area, churches often have a basement or some other meeting area set aside for community events. Watching the SuperBowl together qualifies as a community event, and gives families a place to watch the game together without having to visit a sports bar. (A rather rowdy place during a game like the Superbowl.)
    2. Re:Superbowl is not a religous event by mikael · · Score: 1

      In my high-school days, the local church used to organise: Cub scouts, Girl Guides, Boys Brigade, Mothers club, Christian Society, Creche/Daycare, Art classes, Music tuition, Yoga etc.... Apart from the standard church benches, altar, and religious decoration, they also had a couple of large halls at the back which were used for all of these purposes. These helped to pay for the up-keep of the place (cleaners, property tax).

      Although, it's bit odd why a church would need a 50+" widescreen TV. If they are playing education videos or live TV, then they should have a public venue broadcasting license, which isn't that expensive.

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    3. Re:Superbowl is not a religous event by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with religion. If some other large group wanted to get together and watch TV the NFL would be an equally huge dick to them as well.

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    4. Re:Superbowl is not a religous event by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 1

      If they'll come down on churches for doing this, they'll come down on community centers or anyone else. Don't you think this is an asinine application of law?

      I'm so used to everyone being at each others throats over religion and politics, that I'm not even sure why I bother pointing this out. They're slowing down the advancement of OUR society through the perversion of copyright law and the expansion of power for the rich, while everyone fights it out with every other idealist who opposes their ideals. We all remain good little consumers who know our place cuz at least we're not taking crap from the christians/atheists/muslims/gays/blacks/whites/jews/hindus/asians/democrats/republicans/etc... One day, they'll all see that we were right and they were wrong, provided they have enough money to pay for learning about history, as some rich corporation will own the copyright to it.

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    5. Re:Superbowl is not a religous event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're a *tax exempt* social center/ health club/ political PAC/ childcare center.

      And if you play your cards right you can use them as a realty holding company to keep development lots off the tax rolls until you're ready to build.

  41. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In practice, who is really going to take a church to court? It is bad PR. There are already ad viewers in the process, so its not like there's no profit from large audiences. It's just a paranoid thug move on behalf of the NFL.

  42. The Real Story... by quetwo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They did not get called out because of their large screen -- rather it was because they had :

      - A large screen
      - Invited the 'public' to view the event
      - Charged for admission to the event

    The NFL has no problem with home-viewings (even if it is on a 100' television!). It is when people make it a public showing. Charging admission makes it even less 'legal'. You must purchase a license for the public showing to make it legal.

  43. NFL -- copyright abuse by coats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The NFL's absolutist position on copyright (*no* use without permission) is contrary to both the copyright law itselfand in fact to the Constitution. In particular, "fair use" is a Constituional concept: in its original decision that established the doctrine of Fair Use, the Supreme Court said that Congress may not pass a copyright act so restrictive that it destroys freedom of speech and freedom of the press. Inasmuch as that is within the purview of the NFL's business, their statements about this are under law assumed to be deliberate and in full knowledge of that relevant law. Therefore, one must assume that the NFL's fraudulent claims of absolute control under the copyright act are a deliberate and knowing attempt to defraud the public. For that fraud, the NFL should be prosecuted.

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    1. Re:NFL -- copyright abuse by stubear · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should learn a little more about copyright and fair use before you post again. The NFL owns the rights to all football broadcasts as it is a creation of their organization. This means they have the right to grant permission to public display/performance. Church gatherings are public and therefore they do not have the right to display the NFL games in this manner. The press is still free to show highlights of the game and report the scores because if fair use. Fair use allows for the use of portions of copyrighted information for the purposes, amongst others, of news reporting. There's nothing fraudulent about any of this and copyright works as it always has, nothing in Sonny Bono's copyright extensions or the DMCA changes this.

    2. Re:NFL -- copyright abuse by coats · · Score: 1
      BS

      Both the claim that *all* use requires permission, and the claim that *all* photographs and recordings (regardless of whether from their broadcasts) require their permission are claims contradictory to copyright law, and in fact according to the US Supreme Court are claims contrary to the Constitution. Under the circumstances (given their professional stnding) we my assume that they are deliberately and knowingly false claims, i.e., FRAUD.

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  44. The simple solution? by crossmr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it still a 56" TV if there is a 1/2 inch strip of tape or something around the edge of the screen?
    God invented duct tape for a reason.

    1. Re:The simple solution? by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, no..... You're a geek, you're supposed to use *electrical* tape. Jeeze, get with the program already.

    2. Re:The simple solution? by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Yes but I grew up in the country... perhaps we could splice the two to create some kind of ultimate sticky hybrid..

    3. Re:The simple solution? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Try watching the adver,uh, game on this one.

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    4. Re:The simple solution? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Is it still a 56" TV if there is a 1/2 inch strip of tape or something around the edge of the screen? God invented duct tape for a reason.

      What kind of deprived place do you live whose duct tape is only 1/2 inch wide? My condolances.

    5. Re:The simple solution? by smellotron · · Score: 1

      No no no! The benefit of electrical tape is that it won't leave the same horrendous marks as duct tape. Though I hear for a case like this, gaffer's tape would be best (think about what gets used to tape cables to the ground on stages). It's "unsticky" like electrical tape, but wide like duct tape and fairly thick.

  45. Re:the commercials are fun to watch and you will m by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    the commercials are fun to watch and you will miss a big part of the game. Because nothing compliments competitive sports like a pets.com commercial.

  46. wrong church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For 200 members of the Immanuel Bible Church and their friends, the annual Super Bowl party is over thanks to the NFL, which explained that airing NFL games at churches on large-screen TV sets violates the NFL copyright. The problem is, these folks are just with the wrong church when it comes to copyright law. I'll bet that the scientologists not only would get away with broadcasting the superbowl at a $1000/seat church event on a giant TV, but could also figure out a way to actually sue the NFL itself later for copyright violation for playing the game in the first place because it violates some hidden church doctrine.
  47. "In no case does copyright protection..." by msauve · · Score: 1

    "extend to any idea, procedure, process, system, method of operation..."

    Is not playing a game with well defined rules a "procedure" or "process?"

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  48. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's with all this anger against the Church for showing the free over the air transmission for free to Church members and members of the community? They are not even charging admission! Where is the outrage against the sports bars who are profiting from the display of the Superbowl?

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  49. A bit silly by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, If they're a bar open to anyone who might stagger in, it doesn't count as public, but if they're a church and some of their members watch it's a pub;lic performance?

    That could get complicated FAST. If they roll the TV into the minister's house and he invites all his friends to a superbowl party is that OK? How about if they watch it in the church, but instead of the big TV, they each watch on a personal portable TV is that OK? If they all hop on one foot with a potato(e) strapped onto their heads while they watch, will that be OK?

    If indeed greed is a mortal sin, I guess the NFL's leadership better get used to the smell of brimstone.

  50. I'm Confused by fermion · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Which does the more damage. A greedy bunch of people that extort huge portions of one's personal income to attend events, or sports people who are so full of themselves that they would turn away a viewing audience just because some one might be profiting on their coattails.

    One poster commented that the NFL has a hard time making money. Well, from the picture of the church property, it does not appear that the church has that problem. It would be nice if the NFL could scam as well as the average christian churches in America. Selective reading lets then demand a tithe, but forget that Jesus destroyed the temple due to money changers in the church. Have American flags and patriotic paraphernalia in the church, but do everything they can to avoid paying taxes, even on clearly profit making activities. Agree to certain political limitations in exchange for the tax exempt status, and then, like the hypocrite, ignore those limitations as they please.

    This is nothing more than a whiny church complaining that once they are being held to rules of civilized society. I know it is a new experience for most churches, having to comply with the rule of law, but it happens. They can buy a smaller screen. They can choose not to have such a secular event in a sacred space, and forgo the tithe that members who are mostly interested in secular events might bring. They can, like most churches, have such secular events outside of the sacred space.

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    1. Re:I'm Confused by bdjacobson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which does the more damage. A greedy bunch of people that extort huge portions of one's personal income to attend events, or sports people who are so full of themselves that they would turn away a viewing audience just because some one might be profiting on their coattails.


      One poster commented that the NFL has a hard time making money. Well, from the picture of the church property, it does not appear that the church has that problem. It would be nice if the NFL could scam as well as the average christian churches in America. Selective reading lets then demand a tithe, but forget that Jesus destroyed the temple due to money changers in the church. Have American flags and patriotic paraphernalia in the church, but do everything they can to avoid paying taxes, even on clearly profit making activities. Agree to certain political limitations in exchange for the tax exempt status, and then, like the hypocrite, ignore those limitations as they please.


      This is nothing more than a whiny church complaining that once they are being held to rules of civilized society. I know it is a new experience for most churches, having to comply with the rule of law, but it happens. They can buy a smaller screen. They can choose not to have such a secular event in a sacred space, and forgo the tithe that members who are mostly interested in secular events might bring. They can, like most churches, have such secular events outside of the sacred space.

      Your perspective is just a little bit skewed. Giving to the church is entirely up to the person. So is going to that particular church. The Bible commands us to give 10% of our produce to the church so the leaders don't have to have a 40 hour job + 30 hour job coming up with a 30 minute speech every week. Now whether or not the people give to the church is entirely up to them and their conscience and God. It's close minded to think "because Scientology extorts money from its members, then all religions do". If you looked at the average salary of a youth pastor, pastor, etc; you'll find it's simply nowhere near enough to attract those in it for the money. There's a few pastors here and there that make a larger portion of money (such as Presbyterian pasters :), and there are the televangelists who say "give ME [specifically ME] money and God will give you more money", but they are nowhere near the majority.

      Believe it or not, there are people in the world who have motives other than making the most money possible--such as making money by helping others in the best way they know how. I don't know why people have to ascribe negative motives to people who say they just want to help others. Not everyone else is like you. Just because you don't want to help people doesn't mean there aren't other people who do want to help people in the same way they have found help.
    2. Re:I'm Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hard 10% was the old testament. Now it's 2 Cor 9:6-7, whatever you purpose in your heart and give willingly and cheerfully. Can be more, can be less. I myself have chosen 15.56%.

    3. Re:I'm Confused by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      So is going to that particular church. The Bible commands us to give 10% of our produce to the church so the leaders don't have to have a 40 hour job + 30 hour job coming up with a 30 minute speech every week.

      Every pastor I know works far more than that. They spend hours each week teaching bible classes, helping the elderly in the church, family councling, etc... In fact Most work 50-60 hours a week.

      Most honest churches have poor pastorial staff. The dishonest ones have the pastor in a $10,000 suit driving a $150,000 mercedes and living in a tiny 7500 sq foot home or the other dishonest ones have the church full of gold, silver and wealth.

      The rest use it to help the community. It's expensive to feed families run a homeless shelter and have a emergency medical fund for the destitute.

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    4. Re:I'm Confused by bdjacobson · · Score: 1

      So is going to that particular church. The Bible commands us to give 10% of our produce to the church so the leaders don't have to have a 40 hour job + 30 hour job coming up with a 30 minute speech every week.

      Every pastor I know works far more than that. They spend hours each week teaching bible classes, helping the elderly in the church, family councling, etc... In fact Most work 50-60 hours a week.

      Most honest churches have poor pastorial staff. The dishonest ones have the pastor in a $10,000 suit driving a $150,000 mercedes and living in a tiny 7500 sq foot home or the other dishonest ones have the church full of gold, silver and wealth.

      The rest use it to help the community. It's expensive to feed families run a homeless shelter and have a emergency medical fund for the destitute. You're right; played it down so nobody could say "well this paster I knew only worked xx hours per week"
    5. Re:I'm Confused by CraniumDesigns · · Score: 0

      amen brother!

    6. Re:I'm Confused by teg · · Score: 1

      The Bible commands us to give 10% of our produce to the church so the leaders don't have to have a 40 hour job + 30 hour job coming up with a 30 minute speech every week.

      I thought they were supposed to give 10% to the poor, not to the church leaders?

    7. Re:I'm Confused by supertunaman · · Score: 1

      There was a lady in my church who was ripping the pastor off and screwing up the payroll. The bitch was fired, the problem 'fixed', and she basically said "Oopsies!" and walked away with a wad of cash in her pocket.

      Now that's not the church's fault. The church's intentions are all good. It's that lady (I won't say her name on /., but I tend to call her Satan for short) who robbed the church. And it's her, the type of corrupted evangelical bitch that she was, that gives Christians a bad name.

      You can't blame everything on Christians specifically, that's just how people are. Some of them are just naturally bitchy. And in this case, the only party at fault is the NFL.

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    8. Re:I'm Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true - they only want your soul in eternal bondage. LAWYERS ALL OF THEM!

    9. Re:I'm Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are people that are motivated simply by the will to do good. OTOH, we see religious organizations taken over by persons who are not there to do good, but to get power. When Jesus rampaged through the synagogue, it was a statement against greed and hypocrisy, and a return to the simple life dedicated to worship, not because of rewards, but because it was the right thing to do.

      When Martin Luther nailed the 95 thesis to the church, it was a statement against greed and hypocrisy, and a demand to return to basic idea that christian achieve salvation through faith in the christ, not by the acquisition of wealth or the use of that wealth to buy forgiveness.

      And when millions say that faith in g-d is dead, and all that left is faith in the greenback, we are making a statement against greed and corruption. The story of Job tells us that we are to have faith in g-d because that is our purpose in life, not because we are to get rewards. Even a person with nothing, a person who only chooses to give a penny to the church, is just as valuable as that person who, though any means possible, can buy indulgences. And when the featured book on web site says that g-d wants you to rich, no one has to ascribe negative motives. The motives are as clear as when Jesus removed the money changes from the sacred space.

      And faith in g-d is sufficient and necessary for life. If one chooses to spend his or her life in worship, it not a choice to live in the secular material world. I want my leaders to model the spiritual life that I try to achieve everyday, not remind me that the spiritual has been usurped by the secular, and controlled by those who wish to profit off the glory.

    10. Re:I'm Confused by pgezzz · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother! People see the world through the way they see themselves. If they are people who would steal, they think everyone steals. They don't understand that people who are in ministry to help others, still need to have an income to live and the people that decide to go to their church should, if they feel so compelled, provide some small portion of that income. All this bashing religion is sad....but, as with everyone's life....at some point, they will need to reach out for God for help with their lives in this very screwed up and broken world. Maybe then, they will see that there are people who care for them, even though they may not "deserve it." That's what Christ did for us. Is loved us when we were unlovable.

      And further, giving money in a collection plate is not the same thing as why Christ was angry with the money changers. They were selling goods for profit in the actual temple and robbing people. A good church will not do that and will use the funds from the (completely voluntary) collection to support the pastors with a moderate income and then supply needs to their community and people in need.

      However, all that aside, in the meantime, until these people reach the point in their lives where they need God, I will continue to watch the Superbowl, the commercials and go to ball games, etc. The fact that some churches want to provide an atmosphere for their members to watch the game in the company of other church members (requiring a larger place), is totally up to them. Who are we to judge them or their motives? If you want to go watch the game at a church, or a bar, or your sofa...GO, do it!. This is America.

    11. Re:I'm Confused by Manuka · · Score: 1

      If you're in ministry for the money, UR DOIN IT RONG!

      I'm on the IT staff of a "megachurch". My salary is a little over half of the going market rate for what I do - but the nontangibles more than make up for it. as long as I can put food on the table and keep a roof over my head, I'm good)

      Our senior pastor makes what most would consider a very good salary, but one must also consider that he's effectively the CEO of an organization of 200 employees and an operating budget of around $15 million - put into that persepctive, his salary is also considerably lower than what he could make in the private sector at a comparably-sized company.

      Our budget breaks down to about 50% on staffing costs (about normal for any organization) about 20% on facilities (mostly keeping the lights on and the building appropriately warm/cool - and that takes a lot of money for a building that size), and somewhere around 15% on "missions" (everything from addressing inner-city poverty to international aid and then some)

      (and if our membership all actually tithed the full 10% that they are supposedly "forced" to, our budget would be about 4x what it is currently - and most of the difference would go to missions)

    12. Re:I'm Confused by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      Umm Christians are supposed to tithe because it makes them better people because giving is good for your soul, not because god needs money. I've left churches over that kind of stupidity.

    13. Re:I'm Confused by bdjacobson · · Score: 1

      God doesn't need people either. So what's your point? I never said God needed money. Yet he chooses to provide for the clergy through our giving, just like he chooses to provide rain through the clouds.

  51. The really big picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry for the pun, but this whole thing is a sad and glaring example of what's wrong with America (and yes, I'm sorry to admit I'm an American.) People spend thousands of dollars to buy a seat at the game, many thousands on travel and lodging, etc. Just think if we, as a unified, committed, dedicated, determined, and ethical society- put that much time, effort, and MONEY into something TRULY worthwhile, like curing cancer, or energy independence, or even just rebuilding our railroads, bridges, and putting power lines UNDERground...

    Sorry rest of the world. The US is now a grown up spoiled brat. Please do NOT consider our example as one to be followed. Yes, there's still much good, but you won't hear of it as much as utter crap like this. The crazies now truly have control of the asylum.

  52. Easy Solution by tripmine · · Score: 1

    Federal copyright law includes an exemption for sports bars
    Serve drinks!
    Thats what I'm suggesting to my Pastor
    1. Re:Easy Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Break open the Sacramental Wine!

  53. The underlying problem... by sbaker · · Score: 1

    The underlying problem for the NFL is that these churches display their own messages during advertising breaks and in place of the halftime show. This upsets the advertisers who are paying vast sums to get their messages across. Sports bars don't do that, parties people throw for friends don't do that - the halftime show and the super-expensive one-time-only adverts are typically shown without change.

    Besides that, I think it's rather unreasonable that the religious nuts think that somehow they can hijack someone else's media content in order to push their own insidious messages. Yeah - ban them from using any copyrighted material...whatever it takes.

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    1. Re:The underlying problem... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Oh really? I know of MANY bars that have seachage commercial insertion gear to put their own commercials OVER the commercials of the sporting event. It's easy to detect the spot when it's shown delayed, thereforethey put their own spot for their food and their place over the Tv commercials coming from the sattelite feed.

      I have NEVER seen a church that can afford the $100,000 gear to do that for the ONE event they have a year.

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    2. Re:The underlying problem... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I have it's called the guy who runs the sound board normally during the services with a small personal TV to see when the game is back on and a remote control.

      THE AMAZING POWERS of THE INPUT BUTTON!

      I think what you mean to say was:
      "I've NEVER seen a church that NEEDS a piece of gear to do that for the ONE event they have a year."

  54. Debatable. by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Technically, a truly live, unrecorded broadcast could be considered transitory and therefore not copyrightable. However, the five second delay means that it is indeed being recorded and therefore is an after-the-fact replay. I'm not sure copyright is the correct instrument to use, though. Copyright is intended for a work, an assembly that is well-defined prior to the copying of whatever is copyright, whereas this is essentially an improvised collection of improvisations, where the assemblage is taking place essentially simultaneously to the copying. Copyright was also never intended for a broadcast medium, where the copy technically exists whether the TV is displaying it or not. (It exists as a radio signal or a cable signal and it exists in the receiver up to the point of discrimination, even if the TV is switched off.)

    IP law is, frankly, a mess. Either unify all the concepts into one single notion, OR sub-divide the existing categories into wholly uniform concepts. Force-fitting one idea into a mechanism never designed or intended to be used in such an abstract manner creates a great deal of confusion over what actually is permissible and makes rational discourse on what should be permissible difficult to impossible. I would argue for unification, partly because you are dealing with underlying principles but also because if the unification is valid and correct, it will remain valid and correct for any future technologies within the bounds for which it is defined. Splitting the categories up into much finer-grain notions would make each rule much easier to understand, much easier to follow and much easier to enforce rationally and fairly, but makes IP as a whole harder to conceptualize and doesn't scale well as new methods of delivering information emerge.

    This church fiasco might - possibly - turn out quite useful if the level of resentment generated is sufficient to persuade the politicians that genuine reform (ie: not in the pockets of corporations) is in the interest of voters and therefore their own jobs. Narking a few churches off, though, probably isn't going to generate enough sustained ill-will to do anything beyond getting a few more people seriously drunk and lower that week's collection takings by a few dollars. Anyone who feels wronged on Sunday will have forgotten by Tuesday at the latest. No, the NFL would need to do something far more serious to do any good for the country.

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    1. Re:Debatable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The work (super bowl coverage) is being performed in public by the church. The law:

      Paragraph 106. Exclusive rights in copyrighted works

      Subject to sections 107 through 122, the owner of copyright under this title has the exclusive rights to do and to authorize any of the following:
      [...]
      (4) in the case of literary, musical, dramatic, and choreographic works, pantomimes, and motion pictures and other audiovisual works, to perform the copyrighted work publicly;
      [...]

    2. Re:Debatable. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      IP law is, frankly, a mess. Either unify all the concepts into one single notion, OR sub-divide the existing categories into wholly uniform concepts.

      We did. There's copyright law, patent law, trademark law, and trade secret law. Plus a couple of other minor areas. None of them have anything to do with one another; there is no single underlying principle. And they were never lumped together as 'IP' until quite recently by folks with suspicious motives. I practice in some of these fields and I avoid the 'IP' term as much as I can, since it is terribly inaccurate and misleading.

      I would argue for unification, partly because you are dealing with underlying principles but also because if the unification is valid and correct, it will remain valid and correct for any future technologies within the bounds for which it is defined.

      I disagree. First, that's been responsible for a lot of the current situation. Second, there isn't a shared principle. Third, they're all pretty ad-hoc in a lot of respects, and deal with wildly divergent and non-overlapping subject matter. It's a lot easier to have sensible laws in these fields if they can just ignore the others, which wouldn't be substantially affected anyway.

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    3. Re:Debatable. by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

      I think America's politico-economic globule has been pioneering this kind of flattening of IP protection for some time now. Witness your patentability of written works (software) and the perpetual extension of copyright on the Disney logo (amongst other things). The removal of all obligations upon media producers under copyright law (DRM) and the extension of copyright law to protect against the circumvention of regional price fixing (CSS/DMCA)

      The ROW (Rest of World) should just give up on their agreements & standards on IP, & let US companies work out what's best for all of us. :-)

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    4. Re:Debatable. by jd · · Score: 1
      The problem is that the work is still performed publicly (it is present in the receiver and the decoded emissions are then broadcast as radio waves locally - all electronic equipment, unless properly screened, is a low-power transmitter) whether the TV is on or not, and whether there is anyone in the church or not. A good enough radio dish can quite easily pick up such signals and put them on a display in an entirely usable form.

      Short of there being a requirement that every building in the US be equipped with a Faraday Cage attached to an extremely effective ground, the law either prohibits anyone from ever watching anything or using any electronic device in any real-world scenario whatsoever, or it is intended to be rather more specific and focussed than that.

      Private clubs, for example, are usually considered exempt, which is why student societies are generally not prosecuted for playing movies or videos. Hell, the BBC even came round to one society I belonged to and ran a short feature on it. They're hard-hitting when it comes to copyright and unlicensed viewing of material, their dragnets make the RIAA look like a bunch of wimps, but actively supported what we were doing. For that matter, most fan clubs and appreciation societies routinely use copyrighted material without explicit permission.

      So, the question comes down to this: are churches a private, closed group, in much the same sense that a student society or an appreciation society is, or are they a public forum in the way that a movie theater or a street theater is? And, because of the way technology works, if it is public, how public must it be to be included in the intended meaning of "public" in the law? In Scotland, playing a radio too loud becomes "public" and therefore a violation of copyright. Is that reasonable? Have you (or anyone close to you) ever played music in your car, or at home, loud enough to qualify as a public performance? Would you be willing to be fined if you have?

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    5. Re:Debatable. by jd · · Score: 1
      We may be talking at cross-purposes here, I'm not sure. To me, ad-hoc speaks of randomness, of improvisation, of Brownian motion and Gaussian distributions, of unevenness and arbitrariness through lack of design. Uniform, on the other hand, speaks of an artificial, engineered, construction that is flawless and applies equally to all well-defined points and all points that can be interpolated in between, without exception. The two, by this understanding, cannot ever hope to be reconciled. They are polar opposites.

      Now, let's examine patent law. This is applied to inventions, non-obvious innovations (and certain classes of obvious innovation, as there is case law upholding patents that are mind-blowingly obvious), business methods, software algorithms (but not mathematical algorithms, even though these are functionally the same) and decoded genes, but not all classes are recognized in all countries, classes that are recognized aren't necessarily recognized the same way, and even when they are, patent authorities have a degree of flexibility in what they recognize. All countries have been guilty of tolerating - even encouraging - the patenting of an idea lifted off a patent in another country. No exceptions, except maybe the Pitcairns and Antarctica.

      That's not exactly uniform. Way too many different categories, for a start. This could be split into five or six distinct laws that had virtually not a single common element beyond being restrictions on use and compensation.

      What about trademarks? There is a world of difference in meaning, intent and quality between a trademark used to represent a common source (eg: the stamps used to mark goods for trade as being authentic), a trademark used to represent a specific product (Unix is a trademarked name), a trademark used to describe something (it's amazing how many technical books and software packages have trademarks for something descriptive) and a trademark in the form of some expression (you can't play an electric guitar with a bow, without violating trademark law).

      Again, these are entirely distinct things. If you were a programmer, you'd write these as different modules, libraries, functions or at the very least different code blocks. Again, if you split these into three or four laws, they'd again have nothing in common.

      Ok, so if they are all so different, could they be unified? Electricity and magnetism are entirely different, when looked at one way, but can be unified into an overarching electromagnetic principle when looked at another. Nobody as unified electromagnetism with gravity - yet - and again they appear totally different from one perspective, but nobody seriously questions the idea that a perspective exists that allows you to see the two as merely different forms of a grand unified theory.

      Yes, but the law is very different from physics. Can a policy be unified? One might argue that any implementation of Mandatory Access Controls in an Operating System that supports multiple inheritance and polymorphism (and therefore also implements Discretionary Access Controls) would be a wholly unified access control system in which all forms of policy control can be implemented. Maybe not efficiently, but they could be implemented and would be correct per specification and design. So, yes, you can have grand unified theories in policies, which means you can have them in law.

      Would it be worth doing, though? Depends. If you can find truly universal principles that underlie all patent, copyright and trademark law, such that you could compose a specification that was both necessary and sufficient (in the strict mathematical sense), such that the specification was simpler and more fundamental than the sum total of each and every single law you'd need if you were to break everything down to the key components. The first part I can accept - at least in theory. Current unification methods have nothing to do with universal principles or fundamental components, so I seriously doubt the competence of any politician to pr

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    6. Re:Debatable. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      To me, ad-hoc speaks of randomness, of improvisation, of Brownian motion and Gaussian distributions, of unevenness and arbitrariness through lack of design.

      I don't see the randomness aspect; it's just that these laws tend to develop in an organic fashion, following both the preexisting laws, to preserve continuity, and adding or altering them to deal with the changes that have since come about. And the changes are often driven by those who would gain from them, rather than those who seek a stable, consistent, useful system.

      Now, let's examine patent law. This is applied to inventions, non-obvious innovations (and certain classes of obvious innovation, as there is case law upholding patents that are mind-blowingly obvious), business methods, software algorithms (but not mathematical algorithms, even though these are functionally the same) and decoded genes, but not all classes are recognized in all countries, classes that are recognized aren't necessarily recognized the same way, and even when they are, patent authorities have a degree of flexibility in what they recognize.

      Modern US patent law deals with useful, novel, nonobvious inventions. Most of the things you list are just flavors of invention, such as a business method. Things have been different in the past, though; often, you could get a patent by introducing a technology that was well known elsewhere. That's not the worst idea, but it's not one we've pursued, and probably isn't that important given how small the world has become.

      What about trademarks? There is a world of difference in meaning, intent and quality between a trademark used to represent a common source (eg: the stamps used to mark goods for trade as being authentic), a trademark used to represent a specific product (Unix is a trademarked name), a trademark used to describe something (it's amazing how many technical books and software packages have trademarks for something descriptive) and a trademark in the form of some expression (you can't play an electric guitar with a bow, without violating trademark law).

      No, trademarks always indicate that something so marked has come from a common source with other so-marked goods or services. Again, you're just looking at different flavors of them, since there are so many different sorts of identifiers. (And in the case of the UNIX mark, it's probably gone generic by now. Common use is what is controlling, and since 99.44% of people probably think that any unixy software, e.g. Linux, BSD, is a unix, then that mark just isn't viable anymore)

      Ok, so if they are all so different, could they be unified?

      Why?

      I suppose we could try to unify all branches of the law so as to reduce everything to various facets and aspects of a single underlying universal legal principle. But there probably isn't one, and it sounds like an astounding waste of time that wouldn't actually accomplish anything. Outside of someone having OCD about it, I just don't see any point whatsoever.

      Current unification methods have nothing to do with universal principles or fundamental components, so I seriously doubt the competence of any politician to produce such a specification, but I am willing to accept you could do it.

      I assume that by 'you' you mean a generic 'you,' and not me, specifically. ;)

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    7. Re:Debatable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Split hairs much?

    8. Re:Debatable. by jd · · Score: 1

      Into sectors or quadrants?

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  55. Distribution & public performance, not Copying by michaelepley · · Score: 1

    They probably would not claim the church is "copying", because Copyright includes a distribution right and a public performance right. (Both are violated in this case, since the church is effectively redistributing their signal to a large number of people.)

  56. It's like wrestling... by chaboud · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that there will be more than a few people out there complaining about the pre-determined "art" that is the refereeing of the NFL a few beers after the kick-off (what, end of the first quarter?).

    There are graphics, there is commentary, it's a private stadium, and we have our legal system.

    Take your pick of the reasons for this.

  57. Super Bowl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that if they broadcast it over television and the viewing takes place where no admission is collected that the NFL does not have a leg to stand on. However, that won't stop a law suit and many dollars might have to be spent to prove they have no case. So, who wants to spend money to do that. ACLU?

  58. Why does nobody else play American Football? by MrSteveSD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Both of Britain's main sports (Football and Cricket) are played quite widely internationally, yet American football does not seem to have taken the world by storm. I suppose one consolation of this is that the US always wins, but wouldn't it make more sense to concentrate all those resources on games that are more popular internationally?

    Come to think of it, the other main US sport, Baseball, is not hugely popular around the world either. According to Wikipedia it is less popular than volleyball and table tennis. Maybe the US is onto something here. Perhaps we can copy this idea in Britain. We need to ditch the sports we keep losing at, like soccer, and invent a new one that nobody is interested in. Then we will finally be world champions :)

    1. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Cricket? Are you serious? Where outside of the Commonwealth is this game played? Also you should have compared Gridiron football with Rugby football and not with Association Football, which is played globally (though originated in UK, just like basketball is played globally but originate in the USA). Also, FYI, baseball is very popular in Cuba and Japan. So, while the rest of Europe plays just watched European championship in handball, you guys played cricket. I guess it is easier to become cricket champ.

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    2. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by xPsi · · Score: 1

      Its a good question actually. You might be surprised at how popular soccer and rugby are in the US. Almost every kid grows up playing in a local soccer leagues for many years and quite a few men and women play rugby in college (cricket, like fencing, has yet to catch on except in exotic and shunned geeky college clubs). But these are considered niche hobby sports, not activities ripe for big business. I think the popularity of (American) football and baseball is like obtaining weird phases of water like Ice IX. You can get to it under sufficiently extreme pressures and temperatures, but nature doesn't hand it to you easily. Once you have the conditions to get it, you have to change everything all over again to get rid of it. As the US women's soccer advocates discovered a few years ago, it isn't easy even under fairly ideal conditions to get people to adapt a new large scale cultural sports fixation (even with sports-bra ripping dramas). If everyone woke up Monday thinking "you know, cricket is really a much better sport than baseball, and we could even play our buddies across the Atlantic and Pacific in a multitrillion dollar sports big business madhouse only rivaled by the international cocaine smugglers," I'm pretty sure it would still take years to overcome the cultural inertia since there is so much money and emotional energy currently invested by many Americans in traditional US sports.

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    3. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by xPsi · · Score: 1

      Both of Britain's main sports (Football and Cricket) are played quite widely internationally You might find it amusing to know that the first official international cricket match was between the US and Canada in 1844. I guess it was all downhill for us from there :)
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    4. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by maxume · · Score: 1

      You shall call it 'whining'.

      For all the stupid shit people in the US say and do, complaining about the people who say "hey, we are the best at this-specific-game", when they are in fact the best at that specific game is just over the top.

      Also, baseball is remarkably popular in Japan, the Caribbean, and various countries in Central and South Americas. I find it terribly boring to watch, but I had a lot of fun playing baseball as a kid.

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    5. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't anybody else play American Football?
      Because everyone else uses the metric system.
      It would be really weird to spot the ball on the 40 meter line.
      Not much visually different, but it just wouldn't sound right.

    6. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Funny

      We need to ditch the sports we keep losing at, like soccer, and invent a new one that nobody is interested in. I though that's what cricket was for.
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    7. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

      Cricket is very dull, but it does have a fair following, including of course, the largest democracy in the world, India.

    8. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Canada uses the metric system, but still play Canadian football with yard lines (instead of meter lines).

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    9. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Baseball is quite popular in places like Japan and Latin America--Latin America by the regional absorption and Japan because MacArthur introduced it to them. (Likewise, I'm sure cricket is popular in India and Pakistan because they picked it up from the British colonial authority.) So one reason is probably that the United States didn't conquer enough countries to spread its sports around.

      Basketball (the big US sport you left out) is slowly spreading around the world too, although our National Basketball Association still outclasses any other league in the world. (In basketball, I'd guess that the average NBA team could easily beat any other country's national champion. In soccer, pitting national champions against each other makes for the best and most-watched games.)

      But football is an interesting one. American and Canadian football evolved from rugby football, which like association football at the time, was just called "football". It's a fallacy, incidentally, that association football is called "football" because it involves kicking--in reality, "football" was originally coined to refer to games played on foot, as opposed to the horseback sports that the upper class participated in.

      Anyway, rugby football in America and Canada evolved differently than it did in England, and ultimately North America ended up with a game that had down-and-distance rules.

      As for soccer, we Americans have a slightly different perspective. More of us are into the game than you'd think, but if you're an American getting into professional soccer you'd be more interested in the Premier League than in our Major League Soccer, so the support for professional soccer in America is a little weak. There's also the recent tradition that in America, soccer is played by women and children. Our women are generally among the best in the world. Our children aren't, mainly because in countries where soccer is taken seriously as a professional sport, boys are developed as players from a young age.

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    10. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by k31bang · · Score: 1

      Some countries do. In fact there is an American Football World Cup. The United States took part for the first time in 2007. (USA beat Japan 23-20 in the final)

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    11. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cricket? Are you serious? Where outside of the Commonwealth is this game played?

      It is played in 101 countries. At least, that is the number of countries that play by the ICC rules. There may be more who play their own variations.

    12. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that list is very meaningful. It kind of immediately jumps out at me that the US is on it, even though I've never, ever heard of cricket being played in the US. The requirements for membership must be rather low.

    13. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by popejeremy · · Score: 1

      The simple answer is probably that from the 1700s until the 1930s American culture developed more or less in isolation, while at the same time the U.K. was exporting its culture through imperialism.

      Now it's the U.S. who is the Imperialists. So perhaps in 100 years, Baseball and American Football will be popular all over the world.

    14. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Basketball (the big US sport you left out) is slowly spreading around the world too, although our National Basketball Association still outclasses any other league in the world. (In basketball, I'd guess that the average NBA team could easily beat any other country's national champion.

      US sport? Would you care to mention what country the inventor of the sport came from?

    15. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Both of Britain's main sports (Football and Cricket) are played quite widely internationally, yet American football does not seem to have taken the world by storm. I suppose one consolation of this is that the US always wins, but wouldn't it make more sense to concentrate all those resources on games that are more popular internationally?

      Why do you think Canadians Curl?

    16. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Naismith was indeed Canadian, but the game of basketball was invented in a Massachusetts YMCA. And, nobody really thinks of basketball as a Canadian sport (unlike ice hockey, which probably was invented in Canada and maintains a large Canadian fanbase).

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    17. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to ditch the sports we keep losing at, like soccer, and invent a new one that nobody is interested in. Too late. Curling has already been invented.
    18. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that's one of the most retarded suggestions ever heard?

      If the British invent a new sport, it will just take the world by storm and we'll be back to being terrible again.

    19. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by dghcasp · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... invent a new one that nobody is interested in.

      I think you Brits already have the market cornered on weird sports nobody else is interested in. Let's see, there's:

    20. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by sharopolis · · Score: 1

      We already did. It's called Snooker

    21. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by dirtyangus · · Score: 1

      you just don't get it. we don't care what you or any other country plays as a sport. you just don't get it, do you?

    22. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Table tennis is the most popular sport, by participation, in the world. It out-paces soccer or running.

      Defining the boundaries of football are somewhat difficult, as it exists on a continuum with soccer, encompassing Canadian-rules, Australian-rules, Gaelic, and the rugbies.

    23. Re:Why does nobody else play American Football? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're just having a bit of sport at our expense, but I frequently travel and am often asked about football, baseball, basketball and (surprisingly, at least to me) pro wrestling stars: it would seem there is some of a universal interest in the pageantry and flair with which we conduct our "American" games.

  59. Law isn't outdated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA:
    "It's ridiculous," Whitehead said. "You can go into these stores now and buy 100-inch screens. The law is just outdated."

    They want the game watched from multiple TVs, so their ratings are higher - so they can get more money from the advertising affiliates. If the law wasn't for it, the law would be updated *for* it.

    Anyway, as the article says, they're a bunch of rich bastards anyways, so for the hippie that I am - I never watch commercials at home. How? My brother's an electrical engineer, he built me a box that recognizes the commercials when they are on, and then swivels into an "educating mode" - cycles through images filled with fun things, mostly pictures with mnemonic devices (e.g., one that came up a few seconds ago: "Black Baby Roy got Blues, violent gray wine"), he tells me that he'll soon be able to implement new fancy things - like movies and games with a little bit more effort. If someone is interested in knowing how it's done on the technical end, reply, and I'll find and post a link that explains how it's all done.

    I'll be watching the game tonight with EXTRA satisfaction tonight (screw the half-times shows and whatnot).

  60. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The difference, I guess, is that the bars have a specific legal exemption for public performances. Apparently churches don't.

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  61. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by STrinity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a church is not a free pass to just do whatever you want. It might be a free pass to not pay taxes, but it doesn't mean you get to take someone else's show or movie and charge admission to watch it,
    Who said anything about charging admission? I fail to see how a large group sitting together to watch the Super Bowl is taking money away from the NFL -- they're no less likely to sit through the commercials in a group of 200 than by themselves in their home. The only problem would be if one of them's from a Nielsen house, which is statistically unlikely.
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  62. Simple Solution: More TVs! by JasperDyne · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the sports bars have multiple smaller TVs scattered throughout their premises. The churches should just borrow/rent/buy a few dozen 50" TVs and scatter them strategically throughout their halls. Maybe clergy can suggest that parishoners tithe their forthcoming Gommint "Save the Economy and Buy Stuff Now" checks to the task. In your face, NFL! Anyone know of a good dip recipe that goes with communion wafers?

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  63. Ah, I read a different article where they were... by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4229536&page=1

    None the less, I am not supporting the NFL's ban on showing the game on big screens. If people want to gripe that the NFL has some stupid rule about how big your TV can be, fine.

    What I object to is that the issue is that CHURCHES can't do it. This attitude that churches should not have to play by the same rules as everyone else drives me up the wall. The suggestion that the legislature should amend federal law to create ANOTHER carve-out for churches is ridiculous.

  64. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Skim123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would they prosecute, though? What are their damages? Would it be worth the negative PR?

    It's easy for me to say this, but if I were one of the elders of that Church I would encourage the congregation to watch together anyway. I'd call the NFL's bluff. Jesus was a pretty rebellious and rock the boat sort of guy. He didn't back down from the Roman's or Pharisees, he told people how it was, associated with unwed women and whores, and scared those in power. It's hard to imagine that a guy who was so brazen to cost him his life would balk at the threat of a lawsuit. He'd watch the game with his brethren, dammit!

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  65. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

    This attitude that churches should not have to play by the same rules as everyone else drives me up the wall.

    Agreed. :)

  66. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    No they don't. They can't charge for superbowl parties, and they have to pay ASCAP fees if they have music.

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  67. It violates something more than copyright. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Copyright is after all, a man made law. Watching superbowl on a Sunday violates, the Sabbath, God's law. Doesn't it?

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  68. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    In practice, who is really going to take a church to court?

    Not the NFL. That's why they start with the scary sounding letters. They know mere threats will stop 95% of the churches.

    There are already ad viewers in the process, so its not like there's no profit from large audiences.

    This is the part I don't understand. The only thing I can figure out is the Guys In Charge tell the lawyers "Go enforce our copyright", and give them a long leash. The lawyers don't understand business, but do understand law, so they just happily send out C&D letters. Every now and again one of the Guys In Charge here about the dumb C&D letters, briefly think, "huh, I wonder if that's good business?", then forget about it as they drive over that homeless guy in their giant SUV.

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  69. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by OECD · · Score: 1

    The churches are just seeking the same exemption that bars already have. (not that I see why anyone needs one.)

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  70. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I object to is that the issue is that CHURCHES can't do it. This attitude that churches should not have to play by the same rules as everyone else drives me up the wall. The suggestion that the legislature should amend federal law to create ANOTHER carve-out for churches is ridiculous. All this church wants is the same rights and privileges as a bar. So, let's take your statement and replace "church" with "bar" and you'll have what is really going on.

    The sad part is that if this church served anything stronger than Communion wine (to people who will be driving home after the game) and charged for it, the NFL would have no problem with them showing the game!

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  71. Sports bar exemption? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone point out where the law specifically allows sports bars to show NFL games, but not other commercial or noncommercial establishments? Thanks.

    1. Re:Sports bar exemption? by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's necessarily an "exemption" per say, as much as a license. I think the sports bars pay a certain license to the television networks for public performances (similar to paying the license to ASCAP for music performances). I think the charges are built into their business cable TV rates, or something. But they don't pay a specific license to the NFL explicitly, but they just accept their license paid to the networks for the NFL content. Or something like that,... IANAL.

  72. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    They can't charge a fee for the party, but they can still show the video during normal operation ... that's what I mean by exemption. Music is another story.

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  73. Well I'll be damned... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... This is not the sort of thing they tell you at Best Buy, eh?

    Guess I'm boned, just have to find something else to do...

  74. But... by msauve · · Score: 1

    it is the TV broadcaster which is doing the "performing"/distributing (after all, providing a public performance is exactly what broadcasting is, and they presumably have a legitimate license). In the case at hand, the church is simply providing the resource upon which that performance is perceived. A TV is a passive display device, and is not the source of the "performance." It is logically no different than inviting some friends to your apartment's rooftop to watch a baseball game at Wrigley Field/Fenway Park. The TV might be considered the logical equivalent of a pair of binoculars.

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    1. Re:But... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      No, you're wrong. The relevant legal definitions -- from 17 USC 101 -- are these:

      To "perform" a work means to recite, render, play, dance, or act it, either directly or by means of any device or process or, in the case of a motion picture or other audiovisual work, to show its images in any sequence or to make the sounds accompanying it audible.

      To "transmit" a performance or display is to communicate it by any device or process whereby images or sounds are received beyond the place from which they are sent.

      To perform or display a work "publicly" means--
      (1) to perform or display it at a place open to the public or at any place where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered; or
      (2) to transmit or otherwise communicate a performance or display of the work to a place specified by clause (1) or to the public, by means of any device or process, whether the members of the public capable of receiving the performance or display receive it in the same place or in separate places and at the same time or at different times.


      Both the broadcaster and the church are engaged in performance of the work.
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  75. That's not a bug, that's a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We really don't want our children staring at life-sized men in tight knickers prancing about and grasping after each other in public, now do we?
    Remember, class:
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  76. What blasphemy!? by Sepiraph · · Score: 1

    I don't think I am the only one on /. to be offended by an article with subjects on both sport (a pathetic one like American football) and religion! Get off the interweb jocks and churchgoers!

  77. What's the procedure for color commentary? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Is not playing a game with well defined rules a "procedure" or "process?" What well-defined rules cover the camera angle, the color commentary, the theme song, or other aspects of the presentation of the game?
  78. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by dwandy · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about charging admission?
    I believe the going rate is 10% of your income.
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  79. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by Compholio · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What I object to is that the issue is that CHURCHES can't do it. This attitude that churches should not have to play by the same rules as everyone else drives me up the wall. The suggestion that the legislature should amend federal law to create ANOTHER carve-out for churches is ridiculous.
    All this church wants is the same rights and privileges as a bar. So, let's take your statement and replace "church" with "bar" and you'll have what is really going on.
    Not exactly, I bet you that bars can't charge admission for watching the game. Sure, they charge you for beverages but the church event is charging you even if you don't consume anything. The policy appears to be "you can show the game as long as you don't charge people for it" (though you can charge for any ADDITIONAL services you provide).
  80. The end result? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd call the NFL's bluff. Jesus was a pretty rebellious and rock the boat sort of guy. He didn't back down from the Roman's or Pharisees, he told people how it was, associated with unwed women and whores, and scared those in power.

    And got crucified for it.

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    1. Re:The end result? by Skim123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd call the NFL's bluff. Jesus was a pretty rebellious and rock the boat sort of guy. He didn't back down from the Roman's or Pharisees, he told people how it was, associated with unwed women and whores, and scared those in power.

      And got crucified for it.

      I have a feeling Roger Goodell is no Pontius Pilot.

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    2. Re:The end result? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny
      And got crucified for it.

      That's why Jesus never went to college. Got nailed on the boards.

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    3. Re:The end result? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but he got better!

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    4. Re:The end result? by electronerdz · · Score: 1

      And went down in history for it for a couple thousand years so far. If he didn't get crucified for it, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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    5. Re:The end result? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And got crucified for it.

      That was the "cunning plan mylord."

    6. Re:The end result? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the ending.

  81. I wonder ... by BigLug · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen if everyone from the Church turned up on the day (night?) with their own TV. They each took them into the church hall, stacked them up in a grid and plugged them into one of those devices that splits the picture. That way, each person is watching the game on their own TV, AND the church gets to hold a great superbowl event ... on an even BIGGER screen.

    Once you start doing stupid stuff like this, it's going to get stupidly messy at some point.

    If the church isn't charging for entry (and unlike the bar, probably isn't charging for drinks either!) then how on EARTH can you justify forcing them to turn it off?

  82. TV in a forest by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    If a large TV set is blaring the Superbowl in a forest, with no-one around to watch it - is it violating copyright?

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  83. Re:Also: Thou shalt not buttfuck little boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco is too busy buttfucking little boys to read slashdot.

  84. Exactly how... by msauve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    are "advertising revenues affected?"

    Multiple parishiners watch the game together at the church, when an ad occurs, anyone can watch or not watch the ads, as they desire.
    The same set of people watch the game individually at home, when an ad appears, anyone can watch or not watch the ads, as they desire.

    The game is being broadcast on the public airwaves. The NFL loses nothing when a group of people watch it together, regardless of where they are. If they don't want the general public to see the game, they should change to cable pay-per-view, and stop milking a public resource for profit.

    It's time for a not-so-gentle reminder that contrary to the pontifications of "real" lawyers, growing your own crops is not Interstate Commerce, forcefully transferring land from one private party to another is not "public use," and preventing people from watching the Superbowl together at their church does not "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts."

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    1. Re:Exactly how... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      They told you their theory in the article, that the ratings can't "see" the large group watching the TV.

      I said I don't agree with the theory, because unless at least one of the "large group" viewers is a Nielson family, it doesn't matter anyhow. Ratings people do not actually count the real number of people watching the show, after all, and a one-time special-event correction for the Super Bowl is hardly uncalled for.

      Ultimately, this is just a power play. In light of the absence of licenses to show in groups that I mentioned, it's a particularly pointless one too.

    2. Re:Exactly how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of that, the dynamic is different, most public broadcasts are viewed alone or in small groups, the superbowl (at least in my experience, and the experience of most people I've talked too.) is viewed in very large groups. I don't think I've ever seen it with less than 20 people present. The advertisers (if not the ratings people) *know* this as well. Claiming that group viewings hurt advertising revenue of what is both the largest grossing television event of the year, as well as one that is almost entirely viewed in large groups.

    3. Re:Exactly how... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Okay, I was wondering where this dumbass 'Nelson rating' argument was coming from, I hadn't realized the broadcasts were itself claiming it.

      It is the stupidest argument in history, because of the simple fact that Nelson familes are supposed to write down shows they see elsewhere and turn that in also. An argument can be made that this isn't 100% accurate, and it's not when it comes to sitcoms people might half-watch at a friends house, but I assure you that people are going to remember they went to a damn superbowl party and write it down.

      Incidentally, isn't this demanding less people see the game so more people are counted as seeing the game? If 300 people go home, and 200 of them watch the game, one of them a Nelson family, the stats are higher and the viewers lower. (Although not in practice, as the Nelson family will, in fact, write it down anyway.)

      Shouldn't the advertisers have something to say about that?

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  85. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Actually, and I kid you not, the fundamentalist southern baptist church that I went to when I was younger and still under the thumb of my parents did exactly what you're saying.

    Seriously, they figured that people would be watching the superbowl, and that's UNACCEPTABLE! Why? BECAUSE THE ADS ARE FOR BEER. Can't have good christians watching advertisements with frogs saying "Bud", now can we? So they showed the superbowl up on the wall of the gathering area at the church with a projector, and during the commercials, they'd instead air mini-commercials about jesus that the youth group had put together.

    Yeah. No joke. Wild.

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  86. Re:Does This Apply to the Church of Beer and Wings by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

    Also, it says "for the private use of our audience". What constitutes the audience of a free broadcast?

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  87. Screw 'em! by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

    I went to this church for a while as a kid.

    They are far right religious right wing assholes who believe in nearly everything most slashdotters are against. While I am happy to see them get shafted for numerous reasons, I still think the NFL are a bunch of assholes for doing this, because obviously they aren't the only people getting hit by this.

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    1. Re:Screw 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are far right religious right wing assholes who believe... Gee, nice attitude. I guess you're one of those "tolerant" types?

  88. Best Defense: "So Sue Me!" by Redbaran · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best thing this church could do is call the NFL's bluff and play the game anyway!

    Let's consider the worst scenario, the NFL does sue. So what?!?! Odds are that the NFL will lose and then there is a good chance the church could counter-sue and reclaim any costs incurred.

    But, let's be realistic, it would be a PR suicide attempt for the NFL to sue a church. The only thing the church could do better then simply showing the game would be to bus in a load of poor, handicapped, cancer-inflicted children from broken homes. I'd like to see the NFL sue that!!

    1. Re:Best Defense: "So Sue Me!" by uffe_nordholm · · Score: 1
      I think there might be a loop-hole the churches could use. Before I go any further, let me state that I am neither a lawyer nor a resident of the USA.

      If one considers that the ban is for TV-sets bigger than 55 inches, this is also part of the solution. The church could build a wall of TV-sets, each of which is smaller than the 55"-limit. Connect them all to the same box of electronics and you have got yourself a virtual 150" TV. Together all the TV-sets show the whole picture, but each individual TV-set shows only a small part of the entire picture.

      Obviously, the 'solution' I propose could be illegal for some other reason, and it's definitely technically non-trivial, but it might be all it takes for the churches to continue showing the Super Bowl for lots of people.

    2. Re:Best Defense: "So Sue Me!" by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      But, let's be realistic, it would be a PR suicide attempt for the NFL to sue a church. Indeed, it might linger in the collective conscience and lead to a boycott of NFL games--perhaps for as long as six or seven months!

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    3. Re:Best Defense: "So Sue Me!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law also limits you to one TV per room.

  89. Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life by Ranger · · Score: 1
    I think it's time to share the lyrics of "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life" by Bobby Bare or if you want listen to it here.

    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
    End over end neither left nor to right
    Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

    Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
    Make me a piece in your master game plan
    Free from the earthly tempestion below
    I've got the will, Lord if you've got the toe.

    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
    End over end neither left nor to right
    Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

    Take all the brothers who've gone on before
    And all of the sisters who've knocked on your door
    All the departed dear loved ones of mine
    Stick'em up front in the offensive line.

    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
    End over end neither left nor to right
    Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

    Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
    End over end neither left nor to right
    Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
    Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

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  90. Actually, the Superbowl is... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the championship of the sport we crazy Americans call football. You can tell it from the football of the rest of the world because in the US, the big hits, bloody noses, and violence is on the field, not in the stands...

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    1. Re:Actually, the Superbowl is... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      Plus, when one player's body part comes within 6 inches of an opposing player's body part, he doesn't fall to the ground dramatically while whining to the ref.

    2. Re:Actually, the Superbowl is... by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

      In all fairness it should be noted that with all the padding (american) Football players wear it's technically impossible for the bodies to come closer than 6 inches.

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    3. Re:Actually, the Superbowl is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which isn't all that surprising, since they're wearing full body armour.

    4. Re:Actually, the Superbowl is... by JonJ · · Score: 1

      Leave it to the americans to call a sport where you mostly use your hands "football".

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    5. Re:Actually, the Superbowl is... by iphayd · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean rugby? But American Football players wear pads.

    6. Re:Actually, the Superbowl is... by thatshortkid · · Score: 1

      the big hits, bloody noses, and violence is on the field, not in the stands...

      i see somebody's never been to a packers/bears game, redskins/cowboys game, or any game involving raiders fans...

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  91. PSA by NikLinna · · Score: 3, Informative

    The word you want in that context is "averse", not "adverse". This has not been a flame, just a helpful comment. I make no promise for what follows this post. :-)

  92. I seem to recall an old Supreme Court ruling...... by CFD339 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that may apply.

    Some of you guys may help me remember the details, but this was years ago and it had to do with receiving HBO and "ON-TV" (remember them?) via home made antenna or big sat dish. HBO and ON were both originally available in many areas using a special antenna. This was pre-cable tv, but not by much. The signal was scrambled by not by much. I recall a little 9 volt dc block adapter powered unit that went in-line on the coax from the antenna that could decode it. By todays standards, it wasn't encryption at all, more obscurity than security. I think the picture was shifted half way over, and the end that went off screen was prepended to the other side or something.

    Anyway, you could get it that way or your could catch the feed as it went across the big sats as that was completely open. Ah, the days before DRM.

    As I recall, the supreme court ruled then that if you could receive it out of the air and not have to descramble it, then you were within your rights to watch it. If I'm remembering it accurately, and if it hasn't been reversed, then the NFL's only actionable complaint would by with the networks for not protecting the copyrighted material. This is even more true if you're watching it by using an antenna and HD tuner rather than cable tv.

    Ok, flame the crap out of me for being wrong or outdated now. I'm putting my gnomex hood on and donning SCBA...

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  93. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by SETIGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This attitude that churches should not have to play by the same rules as everyone else drives me up the wall. Can we get rid of their tax exemption while we're at it? Or does this 52" TV have some demonstrable charitable purpose?
  94. The score of Super Bowl XLI was Colts 29, Bears 17 by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

    Am I going to get sued now?

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  95. Do it any way. by Blackknight · · Score: 1

    Why can't these churches just stand up and tell the NFL to go fuck themselves? The church is private property and if they're not charging admission I can't possibly see how it's not considered a "private performance" just like the NFL text says. What about people with big screen HDTV sets, are they going to start going after people hosting parties at home?

    1. Re:Do it any way. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      >Why can't these churches just stand up and tell the NFL to go fuck themselves?

      Because it would be a sin. ;-)

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  96. Re:QQQQQ by agent · · Score: 0

    One of those kids is doing his own thing. One of this vids is fake.

  97. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    Would they prosecute, though? What are their damages? Would it be worth the negative PR?

    Is it worth the fight? You'd probably win.. but what? The right to have big televisions at superbowl gatherings? Not exactly the kind of thing most churches really care about. Choose your battles. While I believe the NFL is in the wrong here, and no one should be able to dictate TV size to anyone else for broadcast TV, it's such a small issue that it's not much worth the fight.

    It's probably better to just tell the people that no, the NFL says we can't have large TVs here. Tell them to tell their friends, and so on. This kind of thing builds, though slowly.

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  98. dude - that's deep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now to really blow your mind: whether you watch it or whether you don't watch it, does it make a difference? Is it not, in essence, the same thing?

  99. Question for the lawyers by andy1307 · · Score: 1

    All NFL games on TV start with a notice saying descriptions of the game are not authorized without the express consent of the NFL. Is this enforcible?

  100. Why isn't the NFL going after Bestbuy then? by br0pbr0p · · Score: 1

    I am pretty sure Bestbuy has at least SOME >55" TV on display. Better yet, they have multiple of them running at almost all times. Everyone weekend, you can go to Bestbuy or any big electronic stores, be it chain store or not, you will see some sort of live sports on TV. Unless every one of these stores has "agreements" in place with the NFL and all the other major sports, which I highly doubt, this is ridiculous to go after churches, who are non-profit. Maybe that's the problem there, NFL doesn't like non-profit because they are all greedy bastards. Yet they have no problem when other for-profit organizations violate their "rights". Screw this, I am not going to watching the super bowl this year.

  101. I say: throw the book at them by nguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Church-going folks overwhelmingly voted for the corrupt Republicans that allowed copyright to take on these excessive forms in the first place. I say: throw the book at them. Sue them for criminal copyright infringement. Maybe once they get a taste of their own medicine, they'll think twice before voting another Bush into office.

    1. Re:I say: throw the book at them by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Let me first say this as clearly as possible. I do not support Bush in any way shape or form.

      Corrupt Republicans? You must be about 17, maybe 18? The proper statement would be corrupt politicians. There is no political party that isnt corrupt, just ones in power and ones that aren't. The ones in power get called corrupt by the ones who aren't ... when the balance of power shifts, so does the blame.

      That said,

      WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE TO REALIZE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MAKE THE LAWS?!

      CONGRESS decides if a bill will become law. The president can ONLY prevent them by veto, in which case congress can STILL get them passed/changed if its important/profitable enough.

      Stop being so retarded and looking at the president as the guy who matters and start paying attention to your congress men/women. THEY are the ones who make the laws. THEY can control the president more so than he can control them. Congress has the power to stop the war in Iraq for instance, but they don't REALLY want to, they just want to LOOK like they do so you don't replace them with somebody who will.

      They are the ones who CAN put them into effect.

      You want to bitch about a republican congress, fine. You should probably go back over the last 8 years and take a close look at how many democrats voted right along the same direction as the republicans as well. I'm not saying one is better than the other, I'm simply saying you act like one politician is different from another. Most of the ones that voted against the majority only do it because they know its a safe pass/fail anyway and it makes them look better to their voters.

      And learn how your goverment works for fucks sake, also stop being such a twit that you think politicians are different because of the political party they claim.
      </flame>

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    2. Re:I say: throw the book at them by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE TO REALIZE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MAKE THE LAWS?!

      This president definitely makes his own laws. When Congress passed some anti-torture legislation, Bush signed it -- and totally ignored it thereafter.

    3. Re:I say: throw the book at them by nguy · · Score: 1

      Corrupt Republicans? [...] The proper statement would be corrupt politicians.

      No, the proper statement is corrupt Republicans, because the religious right voted corrupt Republicans into office and corrupt Republicans have been ruining the economy and American government for most of the past seven years. The problem is that voters of the religious right are easy to manipulate by fear mongering about irrelevant issues like "the homosexual agenda", "Islam", "secular humanism", and "evolution", and corrupt right wing candidates eager for power and money use that as a way of getting into office. There are lots of other ways in which politicians can manipulate voters, but this is one that we can easily identify and that has done huge damage to the country, so it is worth talking about.

      The solution is not to vote for corrupt Democrats, it is to vote for non-corrupt politicians of either party.

      WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE TO REALIZE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MAKE THE LAWS?!

      My statement wasn't limited to the president, I just gave Bush as an example. And the president actually has a great deal of power over what laws get passed.

      also stop being such a twit that you think politicians are different because of the political party they claim.

      You need to stop jumping to conclusions and actually read what people are saying. Nowhere did I say that people could avoid these problems simply by voting for Democrats. In fact, the real message is that people need to stop falling for fear mongering and vote on issues that matter. Homosexual marriage doesn't matter, a trillion dollar of foreign debt and wasting hundreds of billions of dollars on a useless war do matter, and we need to elect politicians that deal with the real issues. There are both some Republicans and some Democrats that can.

    4. Re:I say: throw the book at them by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You biased yourself by saying 'Bush' and 'republicans' laying blame on them directly and ignoring the rest. You did not say politicians. You clearly picked sides. Its a nice thought to come back and attempt to clarify now, but your original statement has already been made, you are obviously politically biased in the way I spoke of originally.

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    5. Re:I say: throw the book at them by nguy · · Score: 1

      You biased yourself by saying 'Bush' and 'republicans' laying blame on them directly and ignoring the rest.

      I'm pointing out that the religious right is responsible for electing corrupt Republicans to office that governed this nation over most of the last seven years, and that their record is a disaster. That's not a "Republican" vs "Democrat" thing or a question of "bias", that's just a cold, hard historical fact.

      And, of course, I'm "biased" against the corrupt Republicans that have been running the country for most of the last seven years. Aren't you? Look at where the country is today compared to eight years ago. Are you actually in favor of trillion dollar deficits and foreign debt? Are you in favor of torture and violations of the Constitution by the executive? Are you in favor about lying to the American people and to Congress about reasons to go to war? Are you in favor of domestic spying and bidless contracts? Are you in favor of outsourcing military tasks to private contractors? That's what the legacy of these people is.

      Now, you can be a partisan moron who tries to deflect every criticism of these people's actual record by whining that pointing out their actual record is "biased", or you can actually use your head and not get suckered in by their religious pretenses and fear mongering next election. In fact, there are alternatives to this both on the Republican and the Democratic side. I don't care which side of the fence you vote on, just don't get suckered in by the "I'm religious therefore I can do no wrong" bullshit anymore.

      Oh, and if you're living out in the heartland, be aware that some of the shit you impose on the rest of the country is going to come back to haunt you sooner or later, which brings us back to churches, televisions, and football.

    6. Re:I say: throw the book at them by Alsee · · Score: 1

      While I sympathize with you on Republicans in general and religion-based-voting in particular, copyright law is one area where Democrats have well earned fully equal status with Republicans.

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    7. Re:I say: throw the book at them by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I'm only saying that its naive to say this is:
      A) new
      B) something only the republicans do

      Its not what the legacy of 'these people' is. Its what both parties have been doing to us for some time now. THAT is my problem with your statements. Assuming the democrats win this time around, in 4 to 8 years, you'll be saying the same thing, about the other party, or you'll be an idiot.

      I'm not inclined to believe you are an idiot.

      I am inclined to believe you are so concerned with not getting 'suckered in by the religious pretenses' that you're falling in line with fear mongering from the other side.

      Oh, and if you're living out in the heartland, be aware that some of the shit you impose on the rest of the country is going to come back to haunt you sooner or later, which brings us back to churches, televisions, and football.


      What I always like about these conversations is how its always 'someone else voted these guys into office' ... How is it that every president we elect, no one voted for? I'll buy that theres corruption and voter fraud ... but if it was so bad that we always got 'the wrong guy' people would do more about it than just whine and bitch. People whine and bitch because its not really ALL THAT BAD and its certainly not worth doing anything about when instead you can just go to work, collect your paycheck, live in your nice home, and bitch about it instead.

      But I'll state again, your just as stupid as the ones who vote republican because you seem to think 'they' are the corrupt. Ignoring the fact that they are politicians, which are all by nature, corrupt.

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    8. Re:I say: throw the book at them by nguy · · Score: 1

      Its what both parties have been doing to us for some time now.

      You can't think of this in terms of one party vs. another. US parties are placeholders that are filled with different kinds of politicians and policies over time. It's also not a Democrat vs Republican thing; the important decisions are made during the selection of the candidates, through donations, and then the primaries.

      Assuming the democrats win this time around, in 4 to 8 years, you'll be saying the same thing, about the other party, or you'll be an idiot.

      There really are good presidents and bad presidents, and Bush is decidedly a bad one: he single-handedly spent hundreds of billions of dollars on a war that has brought us neither security nor wealth.

      Its [sure] not what the legacy of 'these people' is.

      Well, then you better find out before you support people like Bush again. Budget deficits and economic indicators are a good place to start looking.

      People whine and bitch because its not really ALL THAT BAD

      It really is all that bad: the nation has stagnated and gone backwards in many ways, and the economic fallout from Bush will be with us for years to come. Bush wasted enormous resources and enormous opportunities.

  102. Lemme understand this. by BulletMagnet · · Score: 1

    If I recall, there's an "idol" in South Bend Indiana, at this small little college called...what is it now, Notre Dame, I think it is...and this "idol", has this name ... Touchdown Jesus ....How do Football and Church NOT go together? The NFL needs to go to Hell....literally...

  103. How is this related to copyright? by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    I can understand the banning the playing of a purchased or rented DVD on a large screen, but non-time shifted broadcast television? All this could possibly do is decrease the size of the audience who were going to see the advertisements at the event just like someone at home

    Now, if they were TIVOing the Superbowl and playing it an hour or 2 later so they could skip commercials, I can see how 400 people in an auditorium might be a problem, but live broadcast? Really? Are they retarded?

  104. Taxes by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Yes, Jesus DID say to pay your taxes like a good little prole.

    But the Bible says a lot of other stuff too, like to obey any and all forms of government and authority.

    1 Peter 2:13.

  105. Bible by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    Well, are you a Christian? If so, then you know what you must do.

    Thankfully we live in a society where stone is cheap and abundant. I'm sure you can find a landscaping store that will sell you an entire truckload of appropriately-sized rocks, and then deliver them to wherever you and your church feel would be most appropriate for the event.

  106. Re:Does This Apply to the Church of Beer and Wings by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    You can put anything you like up as boilerplate. Doesn't mean it's true.

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  107. NFL wants fewer people watching ads by blitz487 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, the NFL wants fewer people watching their game and the advertisements. I will help them out by not watching the game or the ads.

    1. Re:NFL wants fewer people watching ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The major problem here is that the churches are replacing the adverts with their own religious messages - so in effect, FEWER people are seeing the adverts if they go to watch the game in church than if they watch it at home or in a sports bar. THAT is the real, underlying reason the NFL are upset with them.

  108. Good for them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bad enough when you accidentally inflict a short burst football on yourself while channel surfing on a normal sized tv. Imagine the horror of seeing an entire game of same on a 56" screen!

  109. I didn't notice a 56" TV mentioned in this by qzulla · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1. Re:I didn't notice a 56" TV mentioned in this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been posted from other sites already, but if you want it from a .gov site, look at http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap1.html#110

  110. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "The churches are just seeking the same exemption that bars already have. (not that I see why anyone needs one.)"

    Brewers subsidize the game with big ad buys. That's why they don't mind them showing the game in bars.

    When churches start taking out big ad spots *that aren't offensive to viewers*, they'll get the same "consideration".

    Churches have no right to a "free ride". Trading on the coat-tails of the popularity of someone else's product when you don't have an agreement or license is not right, and this is exactly what the church is doing - they admit they're trying to attract people by showing the game.

  111. simple workaround... by Myrcutio · · Score: 1

    get a projector, most churches have them anyways. If you see the NFL drive up, just whip out the 55" screen and your good to go. Honestly, church is the best place to watch the game, they've got those little cupholders in front of every seat, a flat book to hold your plate of grub on, as soon as they move that guy pinned to the tree out of the view then it'll be perfect!

  112. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Jesus was a pretty rebellious and rock the boat sort of guy"

    Guess that's why he banned slavery ... oh, wait, he didn't.

    Gays and lesbians, and premarital / extramarital sex (never mind that his mother got preggo outside of marriage) he'd condemn, but slavery? "Don't rock the boat!" Really, which is worse?

    And now a word from our sponsors:

    Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising on the Super Bowl. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson's Nails.

    "Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with a tape."

    A week goes by and the marketing executive comes to see Wilson. He puts a cassette in the video and presses play. A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin "Use Wilson's Nails, they'll hold anything."

    Wilson goes mad shouting: "What is the matter with you? They'll never show that on the Super Bowl! Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!"

    Another week goes by and the marketing man comes back to see Wilson with another tape. He puts it in the machine and hits play. This time the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says 'Wilson's Nails, they'll hold anything'.

    Wilson is beside himself. "You don't understand: I don't want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I'll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast on the Super Bowl."

    A week passes and Wilson waits impatiently. The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them turns to camera and says 'If only we had used Wilson's Nails!'.

  113. NFL Sucks, worse than RIAA by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    So seriously, am I the only one that thinks the NFL sucks more than any other entity, including the RIAA? These tactics are heavy handed, but not unprecedented for them. In fact, this TV thing is minor compared to what they might start doing next. They might actually start coming after people just for uttering the word "Super Bowl" and sue them! I'm not kidding, they've actually trademarked the word, and unless you pay the NFL, you may not use the word superbowl. I work for General Mills (the makers of Chex Mix), and they've opted not to pay the NFL when running advertising on/around the superbowl. Therefore, their ads can do nothing more than refer to "The Big Game." They may not, under any circumstances, utter the words "Super Bowl" without paying for it (and of course that goes for everybody).

    So if the NFL is starting to tell people they can't watch the superbowl in groups around a 56 inch TV, when nothing would be lost (this is broadcast on one of the major networks for free, not pay per view, and everyone would just watch it individually regardless), then I honestly wouldn't be suprised if they started suing, say, news anchors for using the word Super Bowl in newscasts covering the weekend.

    Side Note: Advertisers should sue the NFL for breach of contract in limiting their advertising exposure. They pay 2.5 million for ad spots, expecting that massive amounts of people will be gathering to watch in groups, and here goes the NFL breaking up groups of viewers. How is that even good for the NFL, let alone the advertisers funding the game?

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    1. Re:NFL Sucks, worse than RIAA by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      then I honestly wouldn't be suprised if they started suing, say, news anchors for using the word Super Bowl in newscasts covering the weekend.

      Apparently in VT, none of the local newstations paid up, because I've only heard them say "big game."

  114. or better yet... by sootman · · Score: 1

    The league bans public exhibitions of its games on TV sets or screens larger than 55 inches because smaller sets limit the audience size.

    Solution: borrow a few 42" sets! I'm sure some of the dozes of parishioners they were expecting have got some good sets.

    PS: No one fucks with the Jesus.

    You're right. Jesus is f'in metal.

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  115. NFL is deliberately obfuscating the law by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Informative
    The 55-inch rule the NFL is referring to is U.S. Code Title 17 Section 110:

    ...the following are not infringements of copyright:

    [...]

    (5) (B) communication by an establishment of a transmission or retransmission embodying a performance or display of a nondramatic musical work intended to be received by the general public, originated by a radio or television broadcast station licensed as such by the Federal Communications Commission, or, if an audiovisual transmission, by a cable system or satellite carrier, if-

    (i) in the case of an establishment other than a food service or drinking establishment, either the establishment in which the communication occurs has less than 2,000 gross square feet of space (excluding space used for customer parking and for no other purpose), or the establishment in which the communication occurs has 2,000 or more gross square feet of space (excluding space used for customer parking and for no other purpose) and--

    (I) if the performance is by audio means only, the performance is communicated by means of a total of not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space; or

    (II) if the performance or display is by audiovisual means, any visual portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 4 audiovisual devices, of which not more than 1 audiovisual device is located in any 1 room, and no such audiovisual device has a diagonal screen size greater than 55 inches, and any audio portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space;

    (ii) in the case of a food service or drinking establishment, either the establishment in which the communication occurs has less than 3,750 gross square feet of space (excluding space used for customer parking and for no other purpose), or the establishment in which the communication occurs has 3,750 gross square feet of space or more (excluding space used for customer parking and for no other purpose) and--

    (I) if the performance is by audio means only, the performance is communicated by means of a total of not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space; or

    (II) if the performance or display is by audiovisual means, any visual portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 4 audiovisual devices, of which not more than one audiovisual device is located in any 1 room, and no such audiovisual device has a diagonal screen size greater than 55 inches, and any audio portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space;

    In other words, this law carves out explicit permission for restaurants to have a television, which otherwise would be a copyright violation. It does not rescind fair use. Recall fair use as described by U.S. Code Title 17 Section 107 (emphasis added):

    In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include--

    1. the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
    2. the nature of the copyrighted work;
    3. the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
    4. the effect of the use u
    1. Re:NFL is deliberately obfuscating the law by GrayNimic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include--
      1. the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
      2. the nature of the copyrighted work;
      3. the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
      4. the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.
      Recall that this whole Superbowl brouhaha started when drafthouse movie theaters tried to show it for "free". Non-profits such as churches are in a different category, and should fall under fair use.
      I think points 3 and 4 are rather relevant here (they're using virtually the whole work, possibly without the Half-Time show but otherwise complete), and the impact on the market is also their concern (big gathering takes the place of many small gatherings, which potentially impacts ratings, as others have mentioned).

      Also in clause 1, you highlight the phrase, but while the churches are "nonprofit" it doesn't seem like this would qualify as "educational purpose" (at least that's not what the football is for - it's just to get people in the door). It seems more like a nonprofit advertising or a not-for-profit commercial-style use, since it is essentially being used to promote the value of and awareness of the services rendered by the nonprofit organization.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't think the law here is /right/ nor do I like what the NFL is doing, but from my IANAL view the NFL does seem to be acting entirely within its legal rights.
    2. Re:NFL is deliberately obfuscating the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This law is too complicated. It does not adequately reflect the simple concept that copyright should protect authors and artists against others distributing their works without paying them. It instead reflects complicated business rules of the distributors. The law should be struck down.

  116. Good, NFL by Lewrker · · Score: 0

    Let's piss of the most vocal and angry mob in the universe.

  117. I don't understand something here. by danielk1982 · · Score: 1

    1) NFL sells TV rights for millions of dollars.
    2) TV makes money back by selling ads.
    3) The price for ads is dependent on number of eyeballs watching the station during game time. So what does it matter if you watch the game at home, or at a church with 100 other people. Seems like everything is square.

  118. They bought themselves a law! by Xenographic · · Score: 5, Informative
    IANAL, but this came up last year, too. They have a law written to forbid this, as stupid as it might be. If I could direct your attention to USC 17 110 (5) (B) (i) (II) or however you cite something buried that deeply in copyright law:

    (II) if the performance or display is by audiovisual means, any visual portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 4 audiovisual devices, of which not more than 1 audiovisual device is located in any 1 room, and no such audiovisual device has a diagonal screen size greater than 55 inches, and any audio portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space;

    (emphasis added)

    They're correctly reading the law, as sad as it might be. Now, the law here is ridiculous, there's NO question in my mind about that. There are plenty of other ridiculous provisions in there just like this one. Alas, we have the best laws money can buy :-(
    1. Re:They bought themselves a law! by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 5, Interesting

      and any audio portion of the performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space

      So, 5.1 is out then too?

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    2. Re:They bought themselves a law! by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Informative

      This law isn't the result of money buying legislation. It is an artifact of a time when TV's with a screen size of 55inches are larger were so costly that it could only be assumed that they were being used in commercial establishments. Section 5 of 110 was created in 1975 and was designed so that if you turned on a TV or radio in a public place for what would be considered home use, you wouldn't be in a violation if people gathered around or could somehow see or hear the broadcast. You can find more about it here. Your probably going to find it easier to search for 5 and it will take you to the parts dealing with section 4 and give a little case history on it.

      The law probably needs an updating but it would be highly unusual if it didn't get updated with the best laws money can buy. This law, seeing how it was from 1975 seems to actually have the interest of the people in mind.

    3. Re:They bought themselves a law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could probably get 4.1 and have the subwoofer in another room (and at max so you can feel it from where you are) :P

    4. Re:They bought themselves a law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see them try and stop me. This has come up every year for the past several and each time they make this stink I break their silly little rules again - but bigger.

      This year:

      14" TVs in each of the bathrooms (x3)
      14" TV in the kitchen
      27" TV in the diningroom
      35" TV in the family room with 5.1 all channel stereo
      90" front projection running 6 speakers in the game room
      150" front projection running 7.1 all channel stereo in the living room

    5. Re:They bought themselves a law! by Raisey-raison · · Score: 1

      This is a perfect example of using the copyright law to forbid something that has nothing to do with the reason copyright was created. It's not as though creativity will be suppressed as a consequence. It's also an example of corporate lobbying for a law designed by and for a specific corporation. It stinks of corruption. The law is for the NFL not the general welfare of the citizens of the United States. We need IP reform and this is where it should begin.

    6. Re:They bought themselves a law! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Dude, a TV in all three bathrooms? What happened to the old standby of reading the newspaper?

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    7. Re:They bought themselves a law! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      So if I used 4 70" TVs in my own living room, and had a 7.1 surround sound getup, with extra speakers on top of that in different rooms, I'd be in violation?

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    8. Re:They bought themselves a law! by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought too. Now I'm glad that I didn't set up a streaming video server to stream the game from the satellite to all the computers in the house. Sounds like I would have been in trouble too. At least my TV is only 27"...

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    9. Re:They bought themselves a law! by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

      This is just one of many reasons why all laws should have an expiration date.

    10. Re:They bought themselves a law! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Never have understood how the Superbowl is a "non dramatic musical work", but presumably it's covered.

      The thing is, the law doesn't say that it's a copyright violation if the screen is larger than 55 inches (or any of the other clauses). It says it isn't a violation if the screen is smaller than that (and all of the other clauses). Home viewing is still permitted if you have a 100" projection screen.

    11. Re:They bought themselves a law! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Never have understood how the Superbowl is a "non dramatic musical work", but presumably it's covered.
      I'm not sure it matter if it is a "non dramatic musical work" or not. section 5 of 110 deals with that AND an audiovisual transmission, by a cable system or satellite carrier, If you would have read a little further you would have seen that.

      The thing is, the law doesn't say that it's a copyright violation if the screen is larger than 55 inches (or any of the other clauses). It says it isn't a violation if the screen is smaller than that (and all of the other clauses). Home viewing is still permitted if you have a 100" projection screen.
      Sure. But the 55 inch limit was part of the law that attempted to stop you from infringing if your curtains were open and passerbys could see the images or it you set your TV in the back yard for home viewing for whatever reason. The context of the exemption which was stated in the link I provided concerning the notes in the law is to expand the home use criteria but not allow public display rules to step over for when your not actually in your home and inside the privacy of it. Now if you had a 100 inch projection screen and set it up in your back yard, and anyone walking down the street or looking out the window could see and/or hear it, then you are likely to be considered having a public viewing which is carried differently then home use.

      You wouldn't be specifically protected by the home use laws/rules in that situation. The 55inch rule is supposed to say it is still possible the use was home use according to the law.
    12. Re:They bought themselves a law! by djtachyon · · Score: 1

      Are surround sound speakers considered loudspeakers? Is a sub-woofer?

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    13. Re:They bought themselves a law! by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know, but would you want your courts to decide?

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  119. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by crossconnects · · Score: 1, Informative

    actually the only people he condemned were the scribes and pharisees, who were the religious leaders of the day. He associated with the sinners, and drank with them!

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  120. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Jesus was a pretty rebellious and rock the boat sort of guy"

    Guess that's why he banned slavery ... oh, wait, he didn't.

    Whatever else you have to say about religion and Christianity and Jesus in general or in the specific, while the man walked this earth he was never exactly in a position of political power where he could start handing down Bans On Slavery or things like that. So it's a very bad way to start an argument with mentioning this.

    You never banned slavery either.

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  121. Re:You heretics: Soccer by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

    WOW! I guess soccer is really taking off over there then. :-)

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  122. I see a loophole by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Federal copyright law includes an exemption for sports bars, according to NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy, but churches are out of luck. So what sets churches apart from sports bars, alcohol? So long as the churches have some water, I think I know a guy who can solve their problem.
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    1. Re:I see a loophole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So what sets churches apart from sports bars, alcohol? So long as the churches have some water, I think I know a guy who can solve their problem."

      Alcohol sets them apart?!?
      I grew up in a church where they serve wine at every single mass...we were Catholic!

      Sounds like the game is ON!

    2. Re:I see a loophole by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      "So what sets churches apart from sports bars, alcohol? So long as the churches have some water, I think I know a guy who can solve their problem."

      Alcohol sets them apart?!?
      I grew up in a church where they serve wine at every single mass...we were Catholic!

      Sounds like the game is ON! Some of the wimpy Protestant denominations here in the States serve grape juice only. I grew up in the Lutheran church. Interestingly enough, even though Luther was a notorious jew-hater, we used MD 20/20 as our communion wine. I can just imagine Luther trying to rationalize that one. "Ok, look; you can't trust the Jews but you can still drink their booze." Funny thing, when I tell people historical facts about their religion and denomination, they think I'm pulling their legs.
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  123. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by OECD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you go to the bathroom during commercials? Thief!

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  124. Slashdot database empty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What post are you replying to? I looked at the parent of your post, and it was empty. Could you please remove it from your harddrive and re-post it so others can read it? It's quite inconsiderate of you to just take that post and keep it so that others can't read it.

  125. The difference is profit by daBass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The summary is misleading; it says sports bars are exempt. In fact, they are not, they have a special commercial agreement.

    The reason for not allowing more than x-amount of people is that it is assumed that the only reason you get that many people together to watch something, you are making money on it and they can't have anyone making profit on their product without getting some of the action! In the case of sports bars that profit would be from selling food and drink. In the case of a church it must be the collection tray. The reason is the same as just buying a CD doesn't mean you can play it in a venue without paying further royalties.

    The moral of the story is that if you get that many people in one room, you *should* be making profit and you not doing so is not the NFLs problem. Pay up or send all the folks to other venues that do make a profit on it and pay the NFL what is rightfully theirs.

    What a blood suckers.

  126. Why is the church watching the SuperBowl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Sunday was for prayer and worship. I couldn't tell you why the NFL would impose a sanction like this (are they hoping to collect royalties from mega-churches?). However the greater concern is that churches are moving aside from their purpose of glorifying God to a football game. I'm sure many churches would try to screen the content, but the myriad of beer commercials and scantily clad cheerleaders is certainly not in line with many churches ethos (and certainly not the Bibles).

    This may be the best thing for churches. Maybe they will stop watching football and actually have church.

  127. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll

    He railed against the money-changers, but not the slave owners.

    He said that the meek would inherit the kingdom, but he didn't exclude slave owners

    He said that those who kept his commandments would be okay, not anyone else. Of course, slave-owners, as long as they did what he said, got a free pass ... what an asshole.

    He said "love thy neighbor as thyself" - but slaves, well, I guess technically, they're not your neighbour ...

    He ranted against premarital and extra-marital sex, but not against slavery.

    He said "keep my commandments" - why couldn't one of them have been to not own people? Simple - he was a coward and a con artist. Same as Jimmy Swaggart, Oral Roberts, Pat Robertson, Mike Warnke, and the rest of them ... jesus was the original "Matchstick Man."

    Remember - he said "I and my father are one." And we all know that god had no problem with "his people" enslaving others, raping them, committing genocide, etc. About King David - "a man after my own heart" - was also a murdering swine. Just like god himself, or so the so-called "good book" says.

    How to become a "good" Christian in 20 easy steps.

    1. Confess to all your friends, associates and church leaders that you love Jesus and intend to become His slave and that you will devote your life to Him. It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, just saying it will put you in a Christian mode.
    2. Join a church, get baptized and attribute your conversion to the priest or minister. Gaze reverently into his eyes as he pontificates about the nature of God. Sighing every once and a while, or wiping a tear will guarantee their devotion. If you join a revival church, fall to the floor, shake your body, put up both hands and yell: JAYsus-ah! NEVER bring up the topic of sexual molestation to your priest, no matter how many boys or girls he may have poked.
    3. Every Sunday, make sure you put a large sum of MONEY into the church's MONEY basket. Make sure that everyone in the congregation sees you giving MONEY.
    4. When talking with your priest and religious friends, occasionally confuse something that they said with something that Jesus said. This will impress them and they will think more highly of you.
    5. Read the Bible, but ignore the atrocities and concentrate only on what seems "good" to you. For instance, discard the parts where God kills firstborns, pregnant women, etc., and only keep verses such as "God is love." Its like taking a sugar coated bitter pill, but it will appear good and that's what counts here.
    6. Learn a few basic Hebrew words and whenever you're in a religious discussion, mention them in the context of their original meaning and comparing them to the English version. This will impress others of your Biblical knowledge, even if you don't know squat about theology.
    7. Rely on faith and believe in the Bible superstitions, regardless of how silly they may seem. Yes, even the talking donkey, unicorns, and the strolling on water part. Even if you don't believe in them, just pretend that you do; no one will be able to tell the difference.
    8. Abandon all reason and critical thinking. This is imperative. You cannot become a good Christian if you question the Bible with reason or skepticism.
    9. Smile a lot to everyone you see. Say you love them even when you hate their guts. You must pretend, at all costs, to love your worst enemies even if it kills them in the end.
    10. Attempt to convert your unbelieving friends. Make an ass out of yourself to the point of getting them angry. Make sure you always keep smiling and tell them how much you love them. This will escalate their anger and leave you fully satisfied. If they persist, claim that they are in league with the Devil and only faith in Jesus can release them (make sure you keep smiling).
    11. If anyone presents reasonable arguments against Christianity, simply go int
  128. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Do you go to the bathroom during commercials? Thief!

    I'm an even bigger thief - I don't watch ANY of it, so I'm depriving them of the benefits of all their hard work. No commercials. No branding. No "eyeballs" :-)

    And, as a hard-line atheist (if I *were* religious, you'd say I was a calvanist), I don't go to church either, so I get the best of both worlds, I guess. Stealing from both the NFL *and* god!

    I won't lose any sleep over sleeping in on Sunday, either.

  129. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by rkcth · · Score: 0

    Ever been to a church? Most churches have a projector to display the lyrics to the hymns/songs you sing.

  130. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by entropiccanuck · · Score: 1

    Some churches use TVs to display seminar or sermon content (live feeds, DVDs, sermon illustrations, etc.) Another use is for displaying song lyrics (instead of hymnals) though I expect projectors are more common for that.
    There's two fairly normal examples, I'm sure there's others.

  131. One more reason... by bbroerman · · Score: 1

    One more reason for me to ignore the NFL (and baseball, basketball, soccer, etc.)... I'll add them to the same list that contains: Movie Theaters, CD & DVD stores, and commercial radio stations. These guys are the terrorists trying to destroy the true "American Way of Life"

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  132. What purpose can this serve? by cazbar · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why the NFL insists on controlling how people view live TV broadcasts of their games. Their way of making money on these broadcasts is obviously through advertising. And to make advertising more valuable, you need as many viewers as possible. Therefore, logic suggests that they should want as many people watching the advertisements (and game) as possible, regardless of the means or venue.

    Granted, the networks probably keep the profits from advertising, and the NFL is probably paid a predetermined flat rate for broadcast rights. But if advertising dollars increase, can't the NFL demand a higher rate for broadcast rights for the next season? It still would seem to be in their favor.

    If nothing else, couldn't they save money on their legal expenses?

  133. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by websitebroke · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You're quoting from 1 Corinthians, which is a letter from Paul to the members of the church of Corinth. Remember, the Bible is simply a collection of books and letters that a bunch of religious leaders - a few hundred years after all this was written - decided was useful to have together in one volume. It is NOT a unified work. Both Fundamentalist wackos and bible-bashers seem to always make the same mistake. As far as I'm concerned, Jesus had a lot of great things to say, and Paul was, as often as not, a certifiable nutjob. Feel free to ignore that guy. Read further on in 1 Corinthians, and you'll find:
    "Let your women be keeping silent in the assemblies, for it has not been permitted to them to be speaking, _but_ to be subjecting themselves, just as also the Law says. But if they desire to learn anything, let them be questioning their own husbands at home, for it is disgraceful [or, shameful] [for] women to be speaking in an assembly."

  134. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by Solandri · · Score: 1

    This attitude that churches should not have to play by the same rules as everyone else drives me up the wall.
    Can we get rid of their tax exemption while we're at it? Or does this 52" TV have some demonstrable charitable purpose?
    So you want to get rid of separation of church and state and have government treat religious organizations like any business organization, free to lobby and affect public policy directly instead of only through campaign contributions and their members' votes on election day?
  135. Churches delete commercials and half time show by DRACO- · · Score: 1

    I've been to churches that play the superbowl on a projector. The first time they thought it to be a bright idea to switch off the projector during the commercials and have mini sermons during the breaks and during half time.

    The next year the youth pastor wanted to focus on the commercials and had some sermon about the commercials themselves. The following years they didnt even bother with anything but the half time show was switched off for a sermon.

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    1. Re:Churches delete commercials and half time show by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that's a good thing. would be even better if they do it on screen 1" diagonally too big by copyright laws written by the money grubbing scum cartels.

  136. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

    This is the part I don't understand. The only thing I can figure out is the Guys In Charge tell the lawyers "Go enforce our copyright", and give them a long leash. The lawyers don't understand business, but do understand law, so they just happily send out C&D letters. Yes, that's pretty much exactly what happens. The lawyers are told to go forth and defend, and from time to time you get some noodlebrain who doesn't think about the PR impact of what they've done (or vastly underestimate the ability of their victim to damage their image). I've gotten several C&Ds in the last decade, and in two out of three cases, I've wound up with an apology from the corporate offices apologizing for their lawyers actions and promising to reign them in. Both were cases of talking about reverse engineering products (specifically firmware/protocols), which the lawyers immediately jumped on as bad. When I publicly posted the hostile letters and then wrote to corporate explaining how my actions only helped them sell more product, the lawyers were leashed again.
  137. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1
    I've been to a few random churches. They all used hymnals.

    I guess you might need a video screen if you had one of those "praise bands" playing. But on the other hand, their lyrics are so predictable you don't really need to look. Pure veg-out music. At least some of the songs in the hymnals actually bother to discuss the ideas of the faith. But that's getting off topic.

    Hymnals are better, anyway, they can convey more information (not just the lyrics, but four-part harmony). And if you're a musician (or even just marginally intelligent) you can do

    local $/;<>;
    instead of

    while(<>)
    so you can do other stuff while you sing.

    That all said, I strongly prefer to

    print;
    instead.
  138. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    Please. You are quoting Paul, not Jesus. Jesus was a hippie rebel. He had some very revolutionary ideas. If a man wrongs you, shame him for his transgressions. Give your money to the poor. Live a righteous life and don't be a prick. Don't be greedy. And for God's sake, let my followers watch the f'ing Superbowl in fellowship, biatches.

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    I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

  139. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Skim123 · · Score: 1


    Would they prosecute, though? What are their damages? Would it be worth the negative PR?

    Is it worth the fight? You'd probably win.. but what? The right to have big televisions at superbowl gatherings? Not exactly the kind of thing most churches really care about.

    That's my whole point. That it isn't worth fighting, so the NFL would never sue the Church. Sure, it's cheap and easy to send a letter saying, "Don't do this," but it is worth the attorney's fees and negative PR for the NFL to actually sue a Church?

    I sincerely doubt it. So the Church has nothing to lose by going ahead with their plans. If they NFL doesn't take legal action - which they most likely won't - then no harm to either side. If the NFL sues, then the Church will engender a lot of sympathy and support, while the NFL will be viewed as bullying Plutocrats.

    This Church should grow a pair. That was my earlier sentiment: Jesus Fucking Christ had the balls to stand up to the Romans and Pharisees. Yes, it cost him His life, but His testicular fortitude solidified his place in history.

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  140. Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. from the N(o) F(un) L(eague)...

    a pox on them.

  141. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Some of the older people have trouble reading the hymnals, the projector screen is larger and therefore more readable.

    This raises an interesting question though; since most churches have/use PROJECTORS (not large televisions), does this 56" rule apply to the projector apparatus size (only a few inches), or the size of the image projected (completely variable depending on the projector/screen distance, therefore it's difficult to prove any violations)?
  142. The Easy Solution by dufachi · · Score: 1

    Trade in the TV over 55" in for a 54" one.

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  143. What you in for? by amuzulo · · Score: 1

    Inmate: What you in for? Preacher: I showed the Super Bowl on a 56" screen to my congregation! Inmates: Oh man, he went up against the NFL, better not mess with him... So this is so ridiculous, I would say churches should just go ahead and show the Super Bowl on their big screen. I'd like to see the public's outrage if this ever really went to court...

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  144. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by Bill+Dog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you know the commercials are going to be promoting vices, why not replace them with messages promoting virtues? To substitute the Slashdot religion, so that everyone here will understand, if there was an annual event on TV that millions of people watched and where all the ads were for M$ products, wouldn't you want to assemble groups to show the program to but substitute what was according to your religion more positive choices?

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  145. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

    Satan, is that you?

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  146. Law is THAT much saner here in Europe. by sulimma · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The same issues came up during the soccer world championchips. (FIFA tried to sell licenses for public viewing) Here is how they were resolved in Europe. 1. A soccer game is not an original work in the sense of copyright law. As the landlord of the stadion they can control who puts up cameras there, but there is no copyright on the games themselves as they are lacking the creative process. (When I thing about it, wrestling matches might fall under copyright) 2. The TV shows produced by the people owning the cameras in the stadion falls under copyright law. They license this for broadcasting to TV stations. 3. The copyright law in germany protects an explicit list of actions that needs to be licensed like "public performace", "distribution", "broadcasting", "copying". The assumption is that any act can be classified as one and only one of these categories. Live TV viewing requires a "broadcasting" license paid for by the TV company. Turning on the TV in a public place does not make it an additional "public performce" as the broadcasting is public anyway. If record it onto tape. (copying) and replay it later in public you are doing a "public performce". But watching while the show is aired requires only the "broadcasting" license. This was tested in court and it makes perfectly sense to me.

  147. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by caliburngreywolf · · Score: 1

    Well, they're using it for a far more insidious thing that profit.... they're using it to further their campaign of brainwashing.

  148. Easy loophole by houghi · · Score: 1

    Videaowall build up of 55" screens. e.g. 4x3, like here
    It might be that you need 12 different recievers to make it legal. That should however not be an issue.

    What I would also love to see is this going to court God against the copyright law. Who will win? And if copyright wins, doesn't that mean that there is no God?

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  149. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by supertunaman · · Score: 1

    That's isogesis. You are pulling your own meaning from that piece of scripture. And by the way, that's apostle Paul in his first letter to the Corinthians. I'm not going to give you my full exogesis (finding the true meaning of scripture) of this passage in a comment to a /. article, but I will tell you that the original Greek text, in my opinion, had nothing to do with homosexuality. In other words, [citation needed]

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  150. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  151. You think there's just one copyright lawyer here? by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    I don't see any evidence of an intimate expression of copyright law there.

    No qualified attorney dealing in copyright, regardless of persuasion as to the current status of copyright law, would so poorly execute a comment and try to assert First Amendment rights to the work of others.

  152. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    As I point out elsewhere, jesus claimed equivalence to god - "I and the father are one" - and also claimed that what we know as the old testament was totally god's will. Kind of makes jeebus a wack-pack too, no? - That the church claims that the whole bible is god's word, complete with all its contradictions, also gives a LOT of material to bible-bash.

    I'm still waiting for someone to to try to collect the $1,000,000 reward:

    We are willing to pay any individual *$250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    ...

    Challenge Grant Update: Recently converted Pastafarians are adding matching reward funds to the Boing Boing Intelligent Design Challenge. Jason Kottke of kottke.org (Link) and Sean Bonner of metblogs (Link) have each offered an additional $250,000. We've been flooded with still more donations, and have decided to cap the purse at $1 million -- in part because the number contains a lot of pretty, round zeroes that resemble holy meatballs. But also because many of you offered sums payable in "whisky and wenches," or "ho's 'n' blow," neither of which really count. Thanks all the same.

    The bible is as ridiculous as the flying spaghetti monster - but at least the FSM never told people to go forth and wage any sort of holy war.

  153. Oh No! by ChristopherRodan · · Score: 1

    Will they object to my tv being shown at my church, it's over 56 inches in length (the console) with a 4 inch Black and White screen.

  154. Your cite disagrees... by msauve · · Score: 1

    the language ("To perform means...to transmit ... a performance or display of the work ... to the public, by means of any device or process, whether the members of the public capable of receiving the performance or display receive it in the same place or in separate places and at the same time or at different times.") describes exactly what the broadcaster is doing (not the church), both in the situation where the parishiners are watching at home ("in separate places") or together ("in the same place").

    Furthermore, the definition given of "perform" makes it clear that the act occurs at the origination (the actor, dancer, football player, broadcaster).

    Where's the definition for "display?" From context, it appears that "perform" applies to live action and "display" applies to recorded audio-visual works. Note that the text refers to "transmit[ting a] ... display of the work to a place..." Again, that would be the broadcaster, not the church.

    ...and how does prohibiting a group of people from watching together, when each can readily watch individually, "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts," the basic requirement for any US copyright law to be Constitutional.

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    1. Re:Your cite disagrees... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      the language ... describes exactly what the broadcaster is doing (not the church)

      Both, actually.

      The broadcaster is performing the work by transmitting it, and the viewer is performing the work by displaying it. It could be clearer, I admit.

      Furthermore, the definition given of "perform" makes it clear that the act occurs at the origination (the actor, dancer, football player, broadcaster).

      No, the viewer does this to, i.e. by causing the audiovisual work to appear on the screen because he has tuned into it.

      Where's the definition for "display?

      To "display" a work means to show a copy of it, either directly or by means of a film, slide, television image, or any other device or process or, in the case of a motion picture or other audiovisual work, to show individual images nonsequentially.


      Note that last one. When you watch an audiovisual work, you generally perform it. When you show slides from it, you display it. Or to think of it another way, performances deal with works of art for which time is a component, e.g. music, movies, plays. Displays are static, e.g. hanging a picture up on a wall, showing a slide, putting a book on a shelf.

      and how does prohibiting a group of people from watching together, when each can readily watch individually, "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts," the basic requirement for any US copyright law to be Constitutional.

      Actually, it's just science; the useful arts are what patents promote the progress of. Copyright promotes progress by encouraging the creation and publication of works which otherwise would not be created and/or published, and then placing those works into the public domain as soon as possible, and until then, as near as possible. The mechanism of encouragement is an economic monopoly having to do with the work, i.e. copyright. One way for some authors to make money from their work is to publicly perform it or to license others to do so. For example, a playwright might charge a fee for people to stage his play in a theater for a paying audience. However, it was felt that private performances (such as a group of theater fans getting together and putting on the play themselves, in a house, purely for their own enjoyment, without an audience) could not be a material source of revenue for the author. Since imposing copyright on such performances would yield no encouragement (in the form of money) and would be a restriction on the public, it would go against progress, and so, should not be done.
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  155. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And jesus said that he and god were one, and paul claimed to be speaking for god, so its all supposedly the same. Or is the bible full of errors and mistakes? Well, lets look at some other "biblical teachings" Premarital sex is supposed to be evil - except jesus was an illegitimate bastard and god cuckolded joseph. And gays and lesbians are supposed to be going to hell. And so are people who don't worship god. Also those who work on the "holy day". And anyone who doesn't "give their life to jeebus."

    Nice how religions prey upon people when they are at their weakest (kids, adults going through crisis, etc) and promise to solve their problems if they only believe.

    Watching the super bowl on an oversized tv should be the least of your worries.

  156. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    ... remember, jesus claimed that he and god were one, and paul claimed to be speaking for god, so its all supposed to be the same. They are all nutjobs. So, whether the original greek (which applies only to the new testament - not the old) speaks of homosexuality or not is irrelevant. Jesus, since he was supposedly god, has to bear the authorship of the old testament injunction to stone gays to death.

    Like I said, wtf couldn't jeebus say "Hey, you can't own people. Slavery is wrong!"? Simple - that would have been an unpopular message, and reduced the number of potential followers. Money and power before principle - same as any other cult leader or politician.

    Wasn't there something in that book about not coveting other people's shit? Why does the church covet the NFL's broadcast, which is theirs (the NFL) to do as they please?

    "Come to church and watch the super bowl on our big-screen tee-vee!" What next - "Come to church as we "study" all that sinful porn on our big screen tee-vee! Free kleenex. Free trench coat! Free beer!"

  157. Giveup football .. play a real game by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    See:

    Rugby

  158. Here's why not. by remmelt · · Score: 1

    Why not? Because it screws up your world view, that's why. Here at Slashdot, we KNOW that there is a Microsoft. We see the ads, we use the products. This is not a problem, because we have made an informed choice: we want to use Apache, not IIS. Or Firefox, not IE. Or, heavens forbid, Windows, not Linux. See where I'm going? There are (at least!) two sides to the story, the one with the corporate MS values and products, and the one with the hippies with the long hair.

    As a church, if you replace the ads with ones that you think are better, you're keeping people ignorant. An empowered person is one who chooses to believe, in this case, in the Jeebus. There should be no force, there needs to be no obscuring of other world views.

    Incidentally, this is exactly what sucks about MS: if the products are so great, there needs to be no vendor lock in or anything like that. Very disappointing.

    1. Re:Here's why not. by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      Well, in their defense, what if they're just trying to enjoy the football game and not have to watch content that they find offensive? What if, for some crazy reason, they DO find beer ads offensive?

      If they were watching in their private homes, wouldn't they be entitled to switching the channel during commercial breaks? Or turning the TV off? Broadcasting "fake ads" in that case doesn't seem so extreme.

      Note: I'm not Christian, nor do I aspire to be.

    2. Re:Here's why not. by remmelt · · Score: 1

      Sure, and I could also understand them saying: hey, there are children present, we don't want them watching beer ads.

    3. Re:Here's why not. by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      As a church, if you replace the ads with ones that you think are better, you're keeping people ignorant. An empowered person is one who chooses to believe, in this case, in the Jeebus. There should be no force, there needs to be no obscuring of other world views. Wait... so are you saying that at church watching the superbowl is the only time people can learn about beer? I'm sure the networks would love to say that switching advertisements violates all sorts of copyright and licensing agreements, but it's hardly about making people ignorant.
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    4. Re:Here's why not. by remmelt · · Score: 1

      Yeah but isn't that just the point? Churches are trying to put the genie back in the bottle, trying to create a world that's rose colored, without dog shit on the street and without beer ads. And without condoms. (I'm making huge blanket statements for argument's sake here)

      This makes people wonder: why would they do that?
      It makes the church in question look kind of stupid, because everyone knows there is beer, and aids, and kids out of marriage, and dog shit as well.
      It makes the "true believers" look REALLY stupid because they're adhering to a world view that's proposed by this church, a world view that's just not real, without question.

    5. Re:Here's why not. by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Yeah but isn't that just the point? Churches are trying to put the genie back in the bottle, trying to create a world that's rose colored, without dog shit on the street and without beer ads. And without condoms. (I'm making huge blanket statements for argument's sake here)

      This makes people wonder: why would they do that?
      It makes the church in question look kind of stupid, because everyone knows there is beer, and aids, and kids out of marriage, and dog shit as well.
      It makes the "true believers" look REALLY stupid because they're adhering to a world view that's proposed by this church, a world view that's just not real, without question.

      No, I think it's more a question of choosing not to display material that they find offensive. Why should they display advertisements that they find offensive? Just because something exists doesn't mean everyone has to watch it all the time.

      Most people who have spent any time in a larger city will have experienced the joys of panhandlers. Most people avoid them, and in particular avoid making eye contact with them, whether it is because they are offended or perhaps feel guilty. Should they be forced to make eye contact with every panhandler they meet and listen to his spiel before declining to give him a quarter?

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  159. There's no "sports bar" exemption. by Harl_Delos · · Score: 1
    Actually, there's not really an exemption for "sports bars".

    If you're a "food service or drinking establishment", you are exempt if the establishment is less than 3750 square feet, you have no more than 4 TVs, no more than one per room, and none of them are 56" or larger.

    The only difference if you're not a "food service or drinking establishment"? The limit drops to 2000 square feet.

    I grew up in a pretty small church, but we were licensed as a food service establishment, because there was a wedding rehearsal dinner, a wedding reception, a funeral dinner, a father-son banquet, or something else almost every week. It's my understanding that potluck dinners don't count, but surely every church has people getting married and people getting buried, don't they?

    Source:
    http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode17/usc_sec_17_00000110----000-.html

  160. Easy fix by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    Everyone just turns on their TV to the game before they leave the house. Problem solved?

  161. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Not exactly, I bet you that bars can't charge admission for watching the game. Sure, they charge you for beverages but the church event is charging you even if you don't consume anything. The policy appears to be "you can show the game as long as you don't charge people for it" (though you can charge for any ADDITIONAL services you provide). From TFA:

    Like other churches, Vienna Presbyterian will not charge admission to view the game, and it will not use the event as a fundraiser.
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  162. Money Well Spent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most churches are corporations, interested only in money, and they should be using that money they spent on a TV to help poor people.

    But the TV makes for better propaganda/recruitment tool. You can have kids come over and play violent video games on it (just no naughty words, or even worse people "begotten-ing" each other), and then brain wash kids how great THEIR god is and how all the non-believers should be destroyed and sent to hell of ever and ever for not kissing the right god's ass the right way...

    The true mark of a god is how he uses his power. Any god that would smite me for not worshiping him, or for not doing it correctly is not worthy of worship...

  163. 30 hours??!!? No way in hell.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 hour job coming up with a 30 minute speech every week Are you kidding me? It takes about 5 minutes for them to come up with their speeches. Most just get the same boring one from about a year ago, and most of them are just copyright violations straight from THE BIBLE!

    I guess they feel copyright doesn't apply to them at all....
  164. Doesn't matter to me by Badmovies · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching professional sports years ago. The players are overpaid. The whole sport is overpaid. They are not role models, but people constantly hold them up as role models and idolize them - because they can play a sport well, not because they are good people in other ways.

    Want to slap the NFL awake? Don't watch the game. Get a lot of people to not watch the game, because you disagree with what they do. I mean on a huge scale, something that would have to be organized and talked up online to reach lots and lots of people. After the suits realize "We lost 80% of our audience due to a boycott, because we are jerks." you might see a change. It doesn't have to be for the Super Bowl, just a game, and people have to know why nobody watched it.

    Obviously, there are exceptions to what I am saying about players, but I haven't noticed too many in recent years.

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  165. I am not to sure where I can go to watch the GAME by chasisaac · · Score: 1

    I do not have an antenna, cable, or dish. I do not want to go to a smokey bar with a bunch of loud drunks. I guess I am not able to watch the game. So much for the ratings.


    On a side note one year a church had a Stoopid Bowl Party and needed some help with a hook up.

    I laid cable and splitters for about 20 TVs. This way they could all be seen at the same time. There were several hundred people there and was a lot of fun. Never went back.

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  166. This is legal? by JazzmanSA80 · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe that the NFL's copyright on the broadcast can actually legally prevent people from gathering to watch the game... doesn't that seem a little unconstitutional?

  167. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by mooreti1 · · Score: 1

    Raehl, you need to read the article before running off at this mouth, my man. The church didn't charge admission. Bars charge admission, but not the church. The only issue that the NFL had was that their projecting it on a 56" TV, which is an asinine aspect of this to get pissy about. This is just a matter of the NFL being a dick.

    There is no theft here, only usage. That makes this distasteful, to say the least.

    So RTFA and then you may spout non-sense, same as the rest of us.

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  168. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Seriously, they figured that people would be watching the superbowl, and that's UNACCEPTABLE! Why? BECAUSE THE ADS ARE FOR BEER. Can't have good christians watching advertisements with frogs saying "Bud", now can we? So they showed the superbowl up on the wall of the gathering area at the church with a projector, and during the commercials, they'd instead air mini-commercials about jesus that the youth group had put together.

    Yeah. No joke. Wild.


    That's why the guys generally try to get together without the little old ladies or that one woman that is offended by anything "male." Guys generally don't have much against women except when women try to corner into our niches and say that's now a woman's turf and you should be doing it this way. This basic logic works for a surprising amount of social groups. We exclude that one guy/girl/bitch/jerk/bastard that is offended by things most of us enjoy or atleast can enjoy while we invite others that actually like said event.

  169. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by SideshowBob · · Score: 1

    Do you honestly believe they aren't already doing exactly that?

    http://www.mediatransparency.org/story.php?storyID=159

  170. Federal Copyright reference? by underworld · · Score: 1

    Can someone direct me to the federal copyright which includes language that grants sports bars the right to show NFL games on a big screen but not churches (or other establishments)?

  171. The irony is that the bible bans football! by TOOSuave · · Score: 1

    Leviticus says you can't touch a dead pig!

    Lev. 11:6-8 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

  172. FUCK YOU NFL! I'LL NEVER WATCH THE SUPERBOWL AGAIN by bratwiz · · Score: 1


    Oh wait, I've never watched it before in the first place.

    My bad.

    You can go back to being ignorant, greedy, moronic mother-fuckers now.

  173. I can see it now... by slapout · · Score: 1

    "So, what you in for?"

    "I went to church and watched the Superbowl."

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  174. So What? by morari · · Score: 1

    Who would want to watch it anyway? Americans need to get over their fixation of glaring at sweaty, over paid, steroid pumped guys playing grab-ass with each other.

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    1. Re:So What? by edmicman · · Score: 1

      And move on to soccer and cricket!

  175. Perspective by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I guess my problem is why that could ever be a violation to begin with. You see, if it's coming over the air, I don't think it should be a "violation" no matter what. I could *barely* see it if it were Pay-Per View or something, but for freely accessible things, I don't think it should be *possible* to violate copyright law merely by tuning in. And I really don't give a damn if someone manages to make a buck or two off of that by providing folks with a nice, big TV to watch it on. It's the TV they're paying for, after all, NOT the TV show.

    Just more expectation setting, I guess. They won't rake us over the coals, just one coal, and it will only be red hot, not white hot. As if that's some kind of consolation, when they shouldn't be raking people over the coal(s) at all...

  176. Re:Cops? No. Lawyers, yes. by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    I am not a Church goer, let alone a Christian, so I don't know why you felt the need to use the word "your" in your final sentence. Moreover, I never claimed that the Bible should be interpreted literally. Nor do I believe that the Bible is the word of God. Any document written my man (especially one written by many different men over many centuries) is sure to have errors and inaccuracies and contradictions and express viewpoints of the time it was written, which might be less enlightened than our views today. (Case in point: the US Constitution, which many libertarians view as a near-holy text, was initially penned to count black people as 3/5th of a human being. Not a very moral view by today's standards.)

    However, I do think that the Bible has served a great purpose over the eons as a rudimentary rule of law and guideline for societal harmony. Yes, there are conflicting passages. Yes, there are laws and rules laid out that run contradictory to today's social mores. Following the Bible literally and taking it's teachings literally and trying to live by them today is folly, but that does not discount a number of things, which you seem loathe to accept:

    1. The Bible does offer a decent groundwork of morality. Yes, there are rather brutish laws in Leviticus regarding homosexuals and lepers and witches and idol worshipers, but those had a time and a place. The Ten Commandments, for example, stands the test of time (negating the specific God-related commandments).
    2. Jesus had a powerful, rebellious, and revolutionary message. If you read the Gospels for what Jesus says and does, and ignore the hocus pocus stuff like the miracles and resurrection, and just read about what he said and what he did in that environment... that was pretty amazing. And the overarching message - love your enemy; non-violence; shame a wrongdoer with his own wrong doings - are profound and should still be emulated today, IMO.

    Everyone should read the Bible and appreciate it for what it was and still means today.

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  177. Re:You think there's just one copyright lawyer her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first amendment doesn't give you rights to the work of others. It gives you the right to publish whatever you want. It's expressly there to prevent the government from limiting the rights of people to publish anything. The court all agree that copyright law limited first amendment rights. They call it a balancing act. You give extra rights to one group and take them from others. If you don't understand this basic aspect of copyright law, you are not informed enough to discuss it intelligently.

  178. Suck it NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear NFL,
    I will be viewing the Superbowl in a public setting on a screen with a 6ft diameter. Go eat a dick NFL.

    Sincerely, Anonymous Coward.

  179. NFL looking for bad press? by lcoughey · · Score: 1

    I, for one, have never sat through an entire Super Bowl, with the exception of watching at a church event. I would imagine that it would be in the better interest of the sponsors to have more viewers. Though, I suspect that most churches tune out on the commercials and do their own thing during that time. However, I don't see that as being any different than my flipping the channel or leaving the room during commercials. Anyway, the point of it is that the only thing that the NFL is going to get out of this is bad publicity. Luke

  180. Thou Shalt Not View The Super Bowl on a 56" Screen by jwilhelm121 · · Score: 1
    First, the NFL is GREEDY !!

    Second, I understand the church as a group who wants to share a common interest activity in a good way.
    So, the leaders could hand out these glasses with a wired or wireless hookup:

    ezVision Video Glasses
    ... Experience a 50" widescreen...Anywhere...Anytime
    http://www.audio-outfitters.com/ezVisionFeatures.html

    However, I wonder if these glasses would get the church in trouble all over again:

    ezVision X4
    ... Four Times The Resolution of Standard ezVision G1 . .. and now simulates a 64" virtual screen as viewed from 8.5 feet... and they fit like a pair of glasses.
    http://www.audio-outfitters.com/ezvision_X4.html

    or these low tech ones

    Max TV Glasses Description
    Don't miss your favorite show or sporting event. Make your TV screen appear twice as big with these special TV-glasses. Has individual focusing for each eye with a focusing wheel.
    http://www.youcantoocan.com/Max_TV_Glasses_P338.cfm

    Now they should be safe with this older technology:

    HMV Eyeglass TV
    This company has built a curious apparatus called"the television eyeglass". It weighs less than 800g, and can be easily held in the hand, like a telephone receiver. The sound is perceived by the earphone which is applied against the ear and the 4 cm x 3 cm picture is visible via a 45 degree mirror.
    http://www.earlytelevision.org/hmv.html

    And for the people that need to see what is around them while watching, a Japan company has made these for the train commuter:

    'Eyeglass' TV For Train Commuters Unveiled
    Glasses Ensure Normal Visual Field While Watching Video
    http://www.local6.com/technology/13360129/detail.html

    made by:
    http://www.teleglasses.net/about_teleglass.html
    http://www.scalar.co.jp/english/products/teleglass.html

  181. Holy Runningback by killmofasta · · Score: 1

    "McCarthy said. "We have no objection to churches and others hosting Super Bowl parties as long as they . . . show the game on a television of the type commonly used at home," he said. "It is a matter of copyright law."

    Duh! No copywrite law exists about this, its up to the owner of the broadcase, and the NFL is being bizarre about it. 55vs 60? I guess they are jealous of the size. They should just call it 'Sports bar for a day'

    It is a matter of freedom of religion. Dont worship God and Madden together!

  182. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Unless I am missing some other section of law, the only special treatment of the exemption is:

    in the case of an establishment other than a food service or drinking establishment [] less than 2,000 gross square feet of space...
    no such audiovisual device has a diagonal screen size greater than 55 inches


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    in the case of a food service or drinking establishment [] less than 3,750 gross square feet of space...
    no such audiovisual device has a diagonal screen size greater than 55 inches


    For a "food service or drinking establishment" the free exemption limit was raised from 2,000 gross square feet to 3,750 gross square feet. In neither case does it cover screens larger than 55 inch diagonal.

    Unless I am missing some other section of law, "sports bars" or other establishments with larger screens pay a fee to some standard copyright licensing organization.

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  183. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "Can we get rid of their tax exemption while we're at it?"

    No, thanks for playing.

    "Or does this 52" TV have some demonstrable charitable purpose?"

    That large tv has legitimate uses, like displaying, oh, I don't know....religious content?

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  184. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by Alsee · · Score: 1

    What's with all this anger against the Church

    Oh christ, enough with the Delusional American Christian Persecution Complex.

    There is only relevant one exemption in the law I am aware of (TITLE 17 CHAPTER 1 SECTION 110 PARAGRAPH 5) and in no case does it apply to screens larger than 55 inch diagonal.

    Unless someone can actually cite some other exemption in law, I say that sports bars need to (and do) pay a copyright licensing fee when show the Superbowl on giant screen TVs.

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  185. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by Alsee · · Score: 1

    > When you know the commercials are going to be promoting vices, why not replace them with messages promoting virtues?

    >> they'd instead air mini-commercials about jesus.

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  186. It'll be on Youtube... by argent · · Score: 1

    The only important part of the superbowl is the halftime commercials, right? And they'll all be on youtube anyway...

  187. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    The sad part is that if this church served anything stronger than Communion wine (to people who will be driving home after the game) and charged for it, the NFL would have no problem with them showing the game!

    I'd be really surprised if they didn't - believe me I've been in enough churches (and that's a lot, over the years) to know that they probably drink at least as much if not more than the average population (especially the clergy).

    Hell, in this country we have a number of churches based *inside* pubs. Those that aren't usually have a favourite local just around the corner, who are glad of the business every sunday afternoon.

    It's been 100 years since 'a cup of tea' was all you got after a service. OTOH maybe in the US there are still churches like that..

  188. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by BlueNoteMKVI · · Score: 1

    Typically it's a projector and a blank wall/screen, not a 6 foot LCD - used for displaying notes for the teaching (much the same as many college professors do) or words to songs. It just happens to be a great way to watch a football game or play video games.

  189. Detroit airport TVs by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

    When I was just recently at the Detroit Airport, they were showing a NFL football game on a huge set that had to be bigger than 55". It was not in a sports bar but out in the concourse on a wall. How do they get away it?

  190. NFL = No F*cking Religion? by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    So, the NFL is targeting Christian Churches...kinda like Al-Quaeda?

  191. Read the law, found a loophole by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    Before I begin, let me just say that I'll be far more disappointed if I find my son grows up to start going to church than I would be if he told me he was smoking the occassional joint. In fact, I'd be willing to buy him the joint to keep him from going to church. But, I do have a solution to their problems, and I guess I'd prefer the church going cattle to stay locked up in their churches than out where I might have to interact with them at some point.

    Here's the deal, there is nothing which specifically prohibits displaying the game on 4 TVs. More importantly, there's nothing mentioned that suggests that you have to display the whole picture on the screen. For example, if you happened to have 4 largescreen plasma TVs which each showed a quarter of the picture, there isn't anything expressly prohibiting this activity.

    Not that I'd want to suggest any "illegitimate" dealings, but a single PC computer with a a Matrox QID graphics card and a standard TV card such as a Hauppauge branded device can easily display a picture cleanly across 4 screens.

    I figure this should get them one more year before they get that lookhole closed, but it would work.

    So, go ahead churchy people, send around that collection dish and gather up the money for 4 plasma displays and a PC with a TV card to run them. If you tell the people it'll help feed starving children in Manhatten, you should have the money in no time.

  192. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    Actually, we'd just DVR it on our MythTV boxes and then replay it later while skipping the commercials altogether. And you call yourself a geek...

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  193. House of God by highlander76 · · Score: 1

    Isn't a church just the house of God? And aren't we all just God's children? Is the NFL saying that God can't hang out at his house and watch football with his children?

  194. more popular for its commercials by dwye · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is strange, this one event is more popular for its commercials than for the actual game.

    For a very rarified group. My sister was "in The Business" (as she pronounces it)(film/ad business, that is), yet never notes the commercials. Neither does anyone else that I have met in person. All of them view it as either (1) a potentially interesting game (2) a good excuse for a party, like Cinco De Mayo is an excuse for tequilla, or (3) MUST SEE TV, as OUR TEAM is playing. Having grown up in the Pittsburgh, PA area during the Steelers Dynasty of the 1970s, I can understand this, even if I might not feel it (except two years ago, when WE WON!!!!! :-).

    I would point out that broadcast TV is payed for by ad agencies bying airtime for their clients, so NOT making a big deal about the commercials on the Today Show, or the like, would be biting the hand that feeds them, and thus not done.

  195. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

    That large tv has legitimate uses, like displaying, oh, I don't know....religious content? Why should displaying religious content be exempt from taxes? Note that I said "demonstrable charitable purpose." What benefit does society get by making this activity tax free?
  196. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

    Typically it's a projector and a blank wall/screen, not a 6 foot LCD - used for displaying notes for the teaching (much the same as many college professors do) or words to songs. It just happens to be a great way to watch a football game or play video games. Actually, I have been to many, mainly Christian fundamentalist, churches where it IS a 6 foot LCD or plasma TV which is located not in the main worship hall, but in an adjacent room, complete with sofas and comfy chairs.

    But, that aside, if I were to claim I needed one for my home office, I would be expected to log business and non-business use of it and reduce my deduction accordingly. Yet a church gets it entirely tax free regardless of how it is used.

  197. Re:Yeah, screw those churches! by Tikkun · · Score: 1

    You must be new here... ;) No, we'd post links to them and make fun of how stupid the ads were.

  198. re: U.S. Code Title 17 Section 110 by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Holy bloody fuck.

    It's a travesty that something as basic as copyright law, goes into such excruciating detail. Words like "food service or drinking establishment" maybe belong to legislation establishing the FDA, but sure as hell not copyright. And "not more than 6 loudspeakers, of which not more than 4 loudspeakers are located in any 1 room or adjoining outdoor space"? What the fuck principle is this Law of the Land based on?

    I hope the church decided to openly violate the law.

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  199. Give me a break! by redbaritone · · Score: 1
    According to the article:

    Large Super Bowl gatherings around big-screen sets outside of homes shrink TV ratings and can affect advertising revenue, McCarthy said.

    So, would the NFL be willing to allow churches to have the party, provided they tell their congregation to be SURE to turn their TVs on Fox before leaving for the party? And just HOW stupid is that! (And not very 'green', either, btw)

    Also, can anyone imagine why there's a loophole for bars? Gee, it wouldn't happen to be because of the hundreds of millions of dollars worth of beer advertisements during the Superbowl, would it? And the fact that if people stayed at home to watch the game, they're not as likely to drink as much beer, than if they were in a bar. Is the NFL really more inclined to promote drunk driving than non-alcoholic superbowl parties?

    So, one way churches could fight this would be to have that Superbowl party at the local pub. With enough churches doing this, and enough pub owners getting mad about those non-beer drinking patrons taking up valuable space in their taverns - the NFL would get the message.

    Don't get me wrong. I like beer as much as the next guy, but this is crazy insane and unfair.

  200. Superbowl? by delvsional · · Score: 1

    That's Golf right?

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  201. Re:Ah, I read a different article where they were. by BlueNoteMKVI · · Score: 1

    ...as would any other nonprofit.

    If your business had a legitimate use for such a big TV it could easily be a 100% deduction. I'm sure sports bars don't worry about it, they just deduct the entire expense (or depreciate it, but that's another conversation altogether). Churches are in the business of entertainment, of a sort. Call it "community outreach" if you want. Unless the church-bought TV is in the pastor's house I doubt that any IRS agent would question the deduction.