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http://www.gizoogle.com/

Just when you need it the most:

http://www.gizoogle.com/

For some reason it isn't working at the moment. (Are the North Koreans translating their Facebook page?)

Was going to post a link of the original Onion Article through the original "Tha Shizzolator" Translator site, but apparently it is down... But there is the "Gizoogle" translator though:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

I use a jive filter for reading slashdot - it helps liven up those technically complex stories:

Slashdot in Jive

http://www.gizoogle.com/ at least lets you pretend to have a black background...

Let us not forget they are likely only looking at PHDs in CS from MIT / Standford like the retards at Gizoogle - trashing the rest of the resumes.

Huh? I don't think Gizoogle has a permanent staff at all. BTW, they're not retards at Gizoogle; they're biotches who wanna help thugz find shiznit.

So maybe many slashdotters think this is childish, or stupid, or otherwise lame, but I know our office here found it amusing, and we immediatly started thinking of other things to do to freeloaders. Why? Its funny! Nothing too bad, just to make them scratch their heads, and maybe ask their friends questions....questions that leave their friends with an opinion of them right up there with Jessica Simpson! So here's a few to get started... Reorder text backwards. Yes, this requires decompressing, modifiying, then recompressing, who cares Get all image names in a page, then rename all of them to some other image on the page Maybe even store previous images from the site they had just previously visited, and add it in. And the best.... Run as much of the traffic through http://www.gizoogle.com/

A while back I remember this translator that translate to "urban".

It was pretty good. Like "yes" would be changed to "fo shizzle" and stuff like that. On every page you went too, that would really make you wonder what the world is coming to.

Ah, just found it. Check out how /. looks on it.

"Hybrid ridez is all tha rage. Now comes a hybrid brotha . It gets beyond ethanol n lots of batteries, though, blingin' on a hydrogen fuel cizzell tizzy charges a battery. Blunt-rollin' brak'n, energy is also harnessed. All this n speedy too, sez inventor Crizzijn Bouman of Delft University of Technology in tha Netherlands. For nizzow, howeva, tha prototype lacks one crucial component: tha hydrogen fizzy cizzay like old skool shit! It's com'n, Bouman says . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Yes, jizzy like $5/gal gas..."

Gizoogled!

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http://sl ashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/26/127205&from=rss

Dupe article.

Fo'shizzle.

No, mikesd81, you got it all wrong. You meant to say:

"Apparently street gangs have gotten Web-savvy in all flavas. Web Hustla is post'n potentially weed-smokin' photos n taunts on they websites. Police departments suddenly faced gangs is look'n fo` help on tha gangs own easy-to-find Web sites. The director of tha National Gizzay Crime Research Cracka has stated "In gangsta ta understand any subcultizzles be it al-Qaida, witches, devil worshippa or gangs, you have ta be able ta know they own language fo' sheezy. Knox said its important fo` po-po ta learn how ta read between tha lines on giznang Web sites n blogs ta help you tap dat ass. J-to-tha-izzust as tizzle on tha streets has given G-to-tha-izzang investizzles tha ability ta read tha hierizzles of wizzle graffiti, tizzy on tha Web helps tizzy understand arcane Web clues . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. G-to-tha-izzang motherfucka such as tattoos, graffiti tizzags, colors n cloth'n often is embedded in each site."

(Thanks to gizoogle!)

According to Gizoogle, you be frontin'. Dawg. And stuff...

Google is soooo last search engine.

Personally I use Gizoogle. It's da fo shizzle!

For your viewing pleasure. Okay, so the formatting is a bit messed up. Read the summary and subsequent comments.

The diffences are major. Google's API gives access to search results or allows you to execute searches that can already be done through a browser. With G's API you can build apps like Gizoogle and Google Rank Checker. Alexa's API goes beyond allowing users to execute search queries by giving up the content within the index. This is big news for anyone interested in building their own index or accessing content for other sites.

Someone can download billions of pages for several thousand dollars then use that to build their own search engine. Another user could be to mine the web for content such as email addresses(which would be bad). Alexa's announcement is a big shift and was bound to happen. Instead of getting crumbs from Yahoo & Google, they're giving up huge chunks of juicy data.

You forgot about gizoogle man.

That's what you get for applying at Gizoogle instead of Google. Check your paycheck stub a little more closely.

Check it, foo': http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://slashdot.org

Or, as Snoop Dogg might be wondering,

"Playa tha last few years, I've noticed thiznat a surprisingly large gangsta of native English speaka, who is otherwise very technically competent, seem ta lack strong English skills aww nah. Mostly, this seems ta manifest itself as frontin' degrees of pizzy ho-slappin' n grammar fo' sho': 'definatizzles instead of 'def'; 'should of' instead of 'should have'; n I even see tha names of products n companies misspelled from tizzle ta time . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. It baffles me thiznat a culture so obsessed wit technical knowledge n accuracy can demonstrate such shawty attention ta detail W-H-to-tha-izzen it comes ta communicat'n that knowledge wit bitch n it baffles me even mizzle tizzle many thugz become enraged wizzle you attempt ta H-to-tha-izzelp them correct n learn fizzle they mistakes mah nizzle. Do nigga n geeks jizzle not care `bout weed-smokin' effectively? Do tizzle not realize tizzle a mediocre command of written English makes them appear less intelligent? Am I miss'n sum-m sum-m here?""

I was playing with http://www.gizoogle.com/ and subjected this discussion to it's translation engine. this is what it did to your post:

This homey can hear me. Ergo, here's W-H-to-tha-izzat I hizzle ta say:

You're dead wrong. You're so wrong it's amaz'n. In trippin' comparizzles between unions, large corporizzle n movements, you is being mizzle tizzy mildly unwise, n mak'n yoself look like, in so mizzle ways, someone who is both paid ta K-N-to-tha-izzow W-H-to-tha-izzat he's rapping `bout, n completely unaware of what he is rapping `bout. Yo article is more of a 'run away from Linux' pile of blunt-rollin' bison-dung thizzan almost dippin' else I have read in years fo' sheezy. The particizzles incident you is mention'n was a case of invasion of privacy. Wizzle Microsoft's minions ta have they privacy invaded - or, God Forbid, tha Great Bizzay have His Privacy Infringed Upon - tizzle would be shot, stabbed, sued, n thizzay they family would have had ta eat tha body fo` lack of charity frizzom all tha scared peons around tizzy. Whoeva paid you ta find some way ta portray negatively tha Linux community n Open Source Movement certainly gots whiznat they paid for cuz its a doggy dog world.

Secondly, ta tha difference between movements, unions, n corporizzles . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit: Corporizzles is pimp profit, n only profit. Corporizzles is bereft of certain interpizzle skills, not being thugz n all. They're treated like thugz coz of - essentially - historizzle need that is in some ways outdated n some ways still around. Unions is bands of brotha attempt'n ta equal tha gang bangin' field any way they C-to-tha-izzan, n live betta lives by negotiat'n as a group. Movements have a call'n. Movements want ta makes weed-smokin' cracka fo` everyone involved by chang'n tha very play'n field . Real niggas recognize the realness.. Where unions attempt ta negotiate as a whole, movements simply happen. Tizzle happen fo` completely different reasons from unions or corporizzles . Chill as I take you on a trip. In tha case of tha Open Source Movement, it has happened not fo` profit, but fo` efficiency. The Open Source Movement has happened in response ta copyright law mak'n tha professions of so many intelligent thugz frustratingly inefficient in a closed, corporizzles trade-sizzle based environment . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. In response ta they frustration, due ta smizzart thugz not doing tha same thing twice, n really smizzay thugz not saggin' ta do tha same thing anyone else has dizzle ever before, 'nerds' have started ta share. In tha name of efficiency, not accumulated negotizzles n shit. If you look at tha thugz behind open source, you look at tha thugz who pizzy it forward tha mizzay they're tha ones who benefit through being able ta USE it as M-to-tha-izzuch as anyone else. The sponsors n creators is work'n in tha name of efficiency, that thing captialism is supposed ta drive tha hardest. And many of thizzem have managed ta makes huge amounts of money along tha way. Not B-to-tha-izzill Style Money, whizzay is apparently all you're paid ta respect, but money that they're spendin' ta put bizzle into tha community that helped tizzy git where they ended up.

As far as I'm concerned, Slashdot doesn't need thugz like you peep'n in. You D-to-tha-izzon't git it paper'd up. I'd love ta say this wit a lowa user ID, but this is all I've got, n I say you're fifteen years olda tizzle me n not as perceptive `bout what you're rapping `bout, despite being paid.

A tale of the oppressed

There is already a tranzilator

Translation for today's college students. :-)

Link

Translation for today's college students. :-)

Link

Forget Google... if the Chinese citizenry can access Gizoogle I bet you money the Chinese government wouldn't be able to even translate the results! You think the Chinese government speaks Snoop Dogg? No way!

I found this not too long ago, it's a google parody and any website you put into it gets converted into Snoop Dog website. Check it out. http://www.gizoogle.com/

Offtopic. I wonder if Gizoogle is being hijacked.

Yeah, gizoogle is where it's at, yo!

why does the old lame ass pigeon joke get modded as +5 and this newer and still lame ass joke not?

This is why I use http://www.gizoogle.com/ Much better search technology.

Fantastic! Where do I sign up for beta? There's nothing I'd rather do than hang out with the sort of quality people that think beating hookers to death is fun! I can't imagine a game with a more enjoyable crowd of players than the teenage-suburban-white-kids-that-act-like-gangstas demographic this game will surely attract!

I mean, just think of the possibilities! I always found common 13375p34k to be too intelligable, now, I'll be able to revel in wonderful in game conversation like "wtf yo gimme ur g4tz fo rizzle j00 f4gg0t" and "3y3 wiznill takes j00 ryde fizzy you plz!11!elevntyone!11"

*sigh*

I fear for my generation.

Besides, what could this game accomlish that Gizoogle hasn't already. ;)