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Nothing compares in bug content to a Linux zealot. Linux users will often suffer from infestations of pubic lice, anal crabs, intestinal worms, and goat ticks resulting from their penchant for fucking goats.

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It's an improvement. More readable than it was yesterday. The alternating colors in the comment history are nice.
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(admit it -- you thought I was going to criticize it just because I post at -1)
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(but as long as I'm posting as -1, I might as well say something flamebaity... TROLLKORE IS TEH SUCK! LOLLERZZZ!)
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(oh and a goatse link would be in order too, might as well make the most of my 2 posts per day)
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A recent survey from an asteemed sociologist in the UK (a Duke/USA professor on sabatical) recently released a report into women and education. He found that while women where traditionally better at things like homemaking, cooking and child raising, they also far exceeded mens capacity to visualise objective 3 demensional vector paths on more than a single plane.
Visualising objective 3 demensional vector paths is classically associated with men, as it is the scientific term for things like plumbing and eletronics.

Whilst the men naturally faired well in things like mathematics, what stuck out was the mens ability to visualise 3 demensional logitudal stretching. (Commonly known as goatse.cx)

Why would this be so? I dont know all the answers, but do have my own suspicions...

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Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
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One Ring to find them,
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