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Still notorious even after being kicked out of the club....

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Where can I buy this Moca-Mola you speak of? Sounds refreshing.

You can order cases for $12.99 at the Moca-Mola website.

You want an organic display? This display is pretty organic: http://www.goatse.cx

Not all porn is good. Why do you think they took every /. troll's favorite web page off the domain registry?

sure, it's right here

The linux CD is $699 but the picture of Linus is free. I'm posting the picture right here.

how gay are you.

www.goatse.cx --- CLICK THAT.. its FUNNY!!!!!!!!

iirecoverable I don'tX want to over to yet another bought the farm... or mislead the fucking numbers, time wholesome and Fortunately, Linux

Are you an idiot? It doesn't matter if people normally use 30 hours a month, they want the security of a guarantee that they'll have a fast internet connection for a certain price per month, no matter what. For example, someday someone might write a virus that has the side effect of using up all your bandwidth 24/7, and consumers don't want to risk getting screwed by unpredictable things like that.

Your next sentence doesn't even make sense. Are you saying everyone is psychic? You know what, consumers have to be told the terms of a deal, they can't just guess. Or are you saying "all you can eat" is a redundant advertising term that wouldn't exist if people wanted the equivalent of "all you can eat" service? Yes, smart consumers will avoid companies that advertise what the consumer is looking for, because there's a shorter phrase that could be used instead.

And I fail to see how paying for a CD with 15 mp3s worth of music (maybe 50 megs) would become more attractive, transferring 50 megs once doesn't cost $15 on any kind of line.

Also, a dedicated T1 is 1.5 megabits each way. That's half the download speed of the cable service under discussion.

In conclusion, you are the source of bullshit. You flaming retarded pile of dog crap. You should be ashamed of yourself. (ps that link doesn't work anymore, so you shouldn't mod me down for it)

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Let me ask you this...which is worse:

A. The engine on your Lexus freezes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.

B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked, prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation. The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house in order because you'll be checking out soon. Chemotherapy starts today.

A friend of mine who was a science and health researcher at the University of Chicago, just died this past year of colon cancer at 42. In the midst of the prime of his life, he said goodbye, and left his wife and child behind, wondering what just hit them.

Why do you brush your teeth? Are your teeth falling out right now? For most of us, we do it so we won't need false teeth and Fixodent down the road...right? We want to be able to eat apples. Hey, I agree with that. Natural teeth are great.

But have you ever seen someone who was forced to endure a colonectomy? Someone who now will be spending the rest of their life carrying a bag around?

Incredibly, this is an area where even the staunchest MD's AGREE with us!! Can you believe it? If they knew you had the greatest colon cleanse in the world, I bet they might even refer people to you. NO, I'm not kidding...

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just try http://goatse.cx/, trust me. It's been dead since the 16th at least.

Hey! Did you hear that some stupid woman sued McDonalds because she fell down at Walmart and spilt hot goatse all over some litigious bastards?

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.

SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.

SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.

SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.

Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.

Picard: On screen!

Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!

Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.

Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.

Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!

Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.

Picard: On screen.

--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.

CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.

Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.

CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...

Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.

CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.

--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.

CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.

Beste mensen,
Van een relatie heb ik het volgende ontvangen:Origineel afkomstig van HP-Nederland Wanneer u een E-mail binnenkrijgt met de naam GOATSE" open dit aub niet!!!! Dit bericht bevat het virus "GOATSE". Deze informatie is vandaag bij HP Nederland binnengekomen. Dit virus is nog erger dan het TROLLSE en TUBGIRL virus en er is momenteel nog geen oplossing voor dit virus, hetzal de hele wereld op zijn kop zetten. Het is gemaakt te werken via Netscapenavigator en Microsoft Internet, Explorer Macintosh en IBM compatible computers.Meer informatie over dit virus kun je vinden op www.goatse.cx. Niet veel mensen weten nog van dit virus, dus zend deze mail aan zo veel mogelijk vrienden, kennisen, relaties en klanten.STUUR DUS DOOR , DIT IS HEEL BELANGRIJK !!!!"

Beste mensen,
Van een relatie heb ik het volgende ontvangen:Origineel afkomstig van HP-Nederland Wanneer u een E-mail binnenkrijgt met de naam GOATSE" open dit aub niet!!!! Dit bericht bevat het virus "GOATSE". Deze informatie is vandaag bij HP Nederland binnengekomen. Dit virus is nog erger dan het TROLLSE en TUBGIRL virus en er is momenteel nog geen oplossing voor dit virus, hetzal de hele wereld op zijn kop zetten. Het is gemaakt te werken via Netscapenavigator en Microsoft Internet, Explorer Macintosh en IBM compatible computers.Meer informatie over dit virus kun je vinden op www.goatse.cx. Niet veel mensen weten nog van dit virus, dus zend deze mail aan zo veel mogelijk vrienden, kennisen, relaties en klanten.STUUR DUS DOOR , DIT IS HEEL BELANGRIJK !!!!"

I heard that, recently, one of the most popular sites in the net has been taken down because they were violating a patent on "A Method for Distending a Consenting Human Adult's Anal Sphincter".

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That's not a goatse cx link. Microsft bought the domain for other purposes.

It is going to home of the new Microsoft search engine. They needed a url that was already well referenced.

Looks like a standard tit-for-tat clause. Sue me for breaking patent rights and I will rescind your patent rights. Point being that companies using Apache intellectual property should be willing to loan back to the community any IP they develop, and if they aren't willing to make that contribution they shouldn't be a member of the Apache IP community.

Maybe from this guy.

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

• Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
• Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
• Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his

It looks like a goatse.cx link, but it gives an error message.

As you all may have known by now, the Infamous web site, Goatse.cx has been kicked off the internet. We now need to preserve its mirrors and help set up new ones. Here are two to get you started, help post more.

Mirror 1
Mirror 2