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Please go stand by the stairs....
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Frost P1st
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failzOrs
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YOU FAIL IT?
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mod dow8
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you fai7 it!?
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you insensitive Clod!
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Frist pso7
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YOU FAIL IT!?
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fuck3..
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go47
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Re:MS warnings in the mail
And the appropriate response is here -
You fXail9 it
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biznatc4
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friZsT stop
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Ob. Goatse Link
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FA?GORZ
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Re:Its a bad rating system.
"Noone is going to wake up in the nigth, having nigthmares, because they've seen a penis."
You will, however, if you've seen a certain anus. -
cEock
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ep!.
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tubG1rl
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FaIl=zors
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Goatse.cx emoticon: / ={ }= \
SCO can go to goatse.cx (RIP). That is all.
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linux is for queers
SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.
CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.
--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.
CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
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SPoNGE
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fr1st stop
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Sex with a sponge
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shiJt
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minus 4, 4Troll)
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froST pist?
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YOU FAIL IT
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informat*ive dooldoll
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mod 3own
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yhomo
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W00T Fp
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Re:Scapegoat
And here's what the scapegoat will look like when Microsoft gets through with him.
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fi!rst
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mod do$wpn
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shit!
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Fu3k a TROL7L
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shsit!
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you fAIL it?!
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fuc4 A shit
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minus 5, Troll)
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mods _up
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mod dOWn
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mod d0wn
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FuC4er
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Goatse.cx is back!
But it only works in Firefox!
Install firefox, then vist goatse.cx. The picture is gone, but there is still a nice page there! -
iGOAT