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Orkut Goes Dark, At Least For A Bit

caferace writes "As quickly as it went up, Orkut is offline, as least temporarily. Google's experiment in social networking had a huge rise in members over the last few days, and things got chaotic pretty quick, revelaing some scaling issues not well anticipated. It still ran quickly, but like infestations of mice, people were going where they shouldn't, exposing the systems weaknesses. :) Smart to pull the plug and work out some of the kinks. From the notice: 'We've taken orkut.com offline for a few days as we implement some improvements and upgrades suggested by users. Since orkut is in the very early stages of development, it's likely to be up and down quite a bit during the coming months. None of the information you've entered will be deleted, and none of the connections you've made will be lost. And, if all goes well, you should see some significant improvements when we come back online. We'll send an email once everything is ready and running again. Thanks for your feedback and for bearing with us as we work our way up the learning curve. The orkut team'"

294 comments

  1. When will they stop innovating? by VMaN · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously.. The google team has shown more innovation than ANY other .com Iv'e ever seen, and all this without intrusive ads...

    1. Re:When will they stop innovating? by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      1. Try to buy friendster
      2. ???
      3. Innovation!

      Sorry, this is "innovation" in the same way "returning pages of unrelated adverstisements" is.

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    2. Re:When will they stop innovating? by lightray · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's hard to call orkut 'innovative', when it appears to be an exact clone of Friendster with Crushlink-sans-spam thrown in for good measure (and without Friendster's poor stability and abyssmal performance). I wouldn't be surprised, though, if orkut got some blogging capabilities integrated.. that could be kind of interesting

    3. Re:When will they stop innovating? by lightray · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, it's cute that Orkut has the little "beta" in the corner, just like Friendster. And of course, Frienster took that from Napster...

    4. Re:When will they stop innovating? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and without Friendster's poor stability...

      Recapping our top story: Orkut is down at the moment.

    5. Re:When will they stop innovating? by firstadopter.com · · Score: 1

      Friendster isn't exactly original either. Remember planetall that Amazon.com bought?

    6. Re:When will they stop innovating? by firstadopter.com · · Score: 1

      I agree with google's innovation overall, but you have to admit the only way it's making the $$$ is by copying overture's method of text ads.

    7. Re:When will they stop innovating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that the shouldv'e been modded down. But not as a troll. Probably closer to a flamebait.

      Still funny though.

    8. Re:When will they stop innovating? by michaelhood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      buddyBridge is a social networking site (a la Friendster) that has blogging capabilities. And it's stable.

    9. Re:When will they stop innovating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      they'll stop innovating once they become a part of Microsoft

    10. Re:When will they stop innovating? by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

      Seriously.. The google team has shown more innovation than ANY other .com Iv'e ever seen, and all this without intrusive ads...

      They are nearly as innovative as Microsoft!

    11. Re:When will they stop innovating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best social networking UI belongs to www.friendzy.com

    12. Re:When will they stop innovating? by joe52 · · Score: 1

      How is that worse than Friendster?

      Friendster is "up" but I haven't been able to browse my gallery in a few weeks (either it isn't available when I try or I give up in frustration after waiting 5 minutes for a single page to load).

    13. Re:When will they stop innovating? by dotKAMbot · · Score: 1

      well... maybe the product itself isn't extremely innovative (haven't used it myself), but the way it came to be surely is.

      How many other software companies ask that their engineers to spend one day a week working on a "personal" project?

      This stradegy brought us google news and now orkut.

      daniel

    14. Re:When will they stop innovating? by slivovitz · · Score: 1

      Maybe they will not. Maybe something new is evolving out of Google, and somewhere someone with some power or influence is saying if it ain't broke don't fix it. Google ain't broke (except what is with the news feature being in Beta for loo these many years?).

      The real question is if those with "the vision" get ousted and smart young MBAs and crafty ole investors take over. If that happens then all I can say is that Google has had a good run, and the creative spirits that have kept it going so well will land on their feet somewhere else.

  2. irc orkut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't understand how this Orkut thing is better in any way than IRC.

  3. Ahh by rmohr02 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that explains why nobody invited me--the site's down.

    1. Re:Ahh by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      Did wonder why... although the homepage seems to be up again now... wont be long until i get my invite then :D

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    2. Re:Ahh by Vann_v2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      After you log in the notice in the poster's submission is there. But you'd only know that if you were invited. ;)

    3. Re:Ahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this article explains why the site is down: http://tinyurl.com/wn0

  4. Re:ORKUT IS A COMMUNIST PLOT by UezeU · · Score: 0

    McCarthy.comism

  5. cache...lol by bucklesl · · Score: 5, Funny

    google's cache in case you missed it.

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    1. Re:cache...lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > google's cache in case you missed it.

      strange enough, that page has the following quote: "Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content." (:

    2. Re:cache...lol by Shadowlore · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny how the google.com cache page for orkut.com includes "Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content.".

      Of course, the same thing happens when you see Google's cahce fo Google.com. They index themselves. :)

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    3. Re:cache...lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. There are no absolutes.

    4. Re:cache...lol by Observador · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I got a chuckle out of this line from the googlecache disclaimer:

      "Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content."

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    5. Re:cache...lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the third one to make such an "insight," and three hours after the other two unclever mouth-breathers. Get with the program, Jules.

    6. Re:cache...lol by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Err, the cached login screen looks no different from the real login screen.

      Actually, they only hit you with the "we're down" notice after you successfully log in, so the authentication stuff is still working,

    7. Re:cache...lol by anarchima · · Score: 1

      Imagine using Google to access the cache for Google to access the cache for Google to...AHARHGH!

    8. Re:cache...lol by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Can you do that, and post the URL here? I'd like to see it. :) (And am too lazy to do it myself, but am curious to know if they progrmamed in something to stop a sort of "recursive search attack")

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  6. Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, I'm glad that the people at Orkut are working on their user system. I'm hoping that they end up making their system highly scalable.

    Time for another shameless, but fairly relevant plug.

    A few days ago, I posted about a new Friendster implementation I'm working on called Slashster. It's a PHP/MySQL implementation of Friendster which I've been working on for the past few weeks. I'm hoping that with some attention, that it will scale to a decent size network of people.

    As stated in my first post about Slashster, it has a couple features that Friendster doesn't. It has a messageboard, and it's easier to find friends who are closer to you (1-4 degrees of separation). It also has news feeds (which I'll be adding some more fairly soon) It's also quite a bit faster for the time being, but that's obviously because it's fairly small at the moment. :)

    I'm thinking about making it open source after most of the features / bugs have been worked out of it. I'm not sure whether a BSD or GPL license would be better for publishing a work like this. Any input from the slashdot community is always welcome :)

    Of course, having a business model for this type of site would be useful too. After all, last I heard Friendster has roughly 50 machines for handling its traffic, and is still buckling under the weight of people going on it. I'm really curious to see if MySQL's replication could help a Friendster / Slashster type site scale well. And I'm hoping there will be a way to pay for it. Breaking even for hosting on a project like this would make me happy.

    I've also had suggestions to use DB's from Oracle or IBM. There's also postgres... I'm curious to hear input on that as well.

    Everyone is welcome to email me with ideas on how to make Slashster pay for itself with an open source model.

    Right now Slashster is hovering around 200 users. Of course with a userbase of that size it's going to be pretty zippy even without any optimization whatsoever. I imagine things will start getting interesting around the 10,000 mark. This is, presuming that the people who come to slashster bring their friends, and there's an actual network there. I'm really hoping for something to come out of this.

    I doubt that I'm ready for a slashdotting (well, at least making the front page), but in time, I'm hoping the project will grow into something useful, scalable and great user community. Only time will tell.

    The support I've had so far has been pretty positive and I've met some pretty nice people from starting the site. I'm hoping to meet some more great people out of this, too.

    Thank you Slashdot!

    --Mark

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    1. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by pilot1 · · Score: 1

      It's not a troll. Simple.

      And how the hell are you supposed to do anything with that website? You have to have friends on it cause you can only see stuff made by friends, but isn't the point of it to MEET friends?

    2. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the point is to build a userbase ... then figure out what to do with them.

    3. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by elambi · · Score: 1

      I guess the point of the site is to meet friends. As opposed to meeting strangers. I don't have any friends there so I'll be meeting no one.

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    4. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      Well, you could say the same thing about Friendster / Orkut. The usefulness of such a place increases with the number of people who are on it.

      And what I'm trying to do now is get people on it to improve its usefulness.

      Of course, the early adopters are going to have to invite all their friends for the site to be interesting, but provided that the site grows, that should change in time.

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    5. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      Everybody here probably has a site. Nobody really cares.

      By all means, anonymous coward, when you have a Friendster / Orkut / Slashster clone, please let me know. I'll sign up to it :)

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    6. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mark,

      There's no way I'm wasting my time on your shitty website when I can build up my own social network much better on sites such as isketch.net or games.yahoo.com.

      I don't really give a crap about a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. And branding your Friendster clone like Slashdot is just fucking ridiculous.

      Regards,

      Steve

    7. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, mysql and jsp are the reason that friendster has the problem's scaling it does.

    8. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by jhunsake · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      God, you're a whiney little bitch. I was going to check out your Stupid website, but I don't need to anymore. I know all there is to know after reading this post.

    9. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by LostCluster · · Score: 0

      It's shameless self promoting... the proper mod isn't "Troll" but simply "Overrated", but around here spammers tend to attract Troll mods because the main point is to just mod down such posts...

    10. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Zugot · · Score: 0

      Slahdotters,

      I'm sure Slashter is a fine website. But why would we want to patronize a website from a Slashdot user who didn't even chose subscribe? I

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    11. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dude, mysql and jsp are the reason that friendster has the problem's scaling it does."

      s/mysql and//g

    12. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 0
      Zugot,

      I am a subscriber. I clicked "No subscriber bonus" on that post.

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    13. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey mods, since when is spam insightful?

      To be honest with you, I can't pronounce the name of Google's Friendster clone, but at least it was original. "Slashster"? A shameless ripoff to go with shameless self-promotion. What's next, Slashhotornot.com?

      Nice try attempting to imply that since you pay for /. you are somehow entitled to subject the commoners to this gross abuse. I take comfort in the fact that your site will fail miserably.

    14. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you're interested in stupid social networking sites doesn't mean anyone else is. Take your spam over to K5 or something.

    15. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha - you just barely signed up. Nice. Un-checking the "No subscriber bonus" doesn't make the little asterisk next to your name go away. I'm glad you've got it now - but lying about it makes me wonder about how you treat the users of your site...

    16. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speak the truth, brother

    17. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by firstadopter.com · · Score: 1

      That's one funny name. Slashster. Lol. Let's combine slashdot and friendster! Lol. And pray it will be as successful.

    18. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashster? More like Trollster.

    19. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      I never said I didn't have a sense of humor.

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    20. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by chimpo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So I'm curious and join slashter. Then I do a search for women, any age, any dating status, picture not necessary. It pops up with "No Users Found". Would someone please join and at least pretend to be a girl?

    21. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      "Of course, the early adopters are going to have to invite all their friends for the site to be interesting, but provided that the site grows, that should change in time."
      • Yeah ... Right now a couple people have interest in your site. In time, nobody will care about your site.
    22. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by firstadopter.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      Frankly it sounds like a B-movie horror flick.

    23. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice, but you have to have some girls there or there is no point. No girls read Slashdot. Maybe you should trying calling it Datester or Fashionster.

    24. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really don't think you'd want to meet a woman through slashdot. As messed up as male geeks tend to be, it's been my experience that female geeks at the same level of geekiness as most slashdotters, on average, far exceed males in social maladjustment.

    25. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was just kidding though. I think I have to have a "slashter friend" to find people and the idea of trolling slashdot asking people to "be my slashter friend" is even worse than reading slashdot on a Sunday night waiting for the Simpsons to start.

    26. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I gotta side with the friendster clone guy. I'm sure he's been sitting on this gem of his for a while and as much as he is ITCHING to spam about it, he's NOT. The fact of the matter is he's holding off on even talking about it until it becomes relevant and yeah, in a discussion about a social networking program on Slashdot, you better BELIEVE he'll perk up and talk about it. Sorry, but I gotta side with the geek on this one. He's in the right and I'm a little interested in it myself.

      DH: 1
      AC: 0

    27. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than Frienddot

    28. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modders??!!?!!!

      How is that Offtopic?

    29. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear Steve,

      On behalf of anyone with a collection of t-shirts that doesn't predominantly feature clever Star Wars slogans, good riddance. Please -- stay on the ... giggle ... Yahoo game boards with the remainder of your ilk, for my Internet experience is a little bit more reasonable for your interest elsewhere.

      Ever wonder why game-players are constantly derided by every other human demographic? Have a look in the mirror, champ, because the fact that you apparently feel a sense of superiority over anything, never mind anyone is evidence enough that you're not living in the same world as the rest of us. For that as well, I thank you.

      Regards,
      Another AC

    30. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC,

      My criticisms are valid despite your ridiculous personal attack.

      By the way, I'm talking about games like Literati and Dominoes, you half-wit. Real games, converted to be played over the Internet. Not retarded shoot-em-ups like Doom.

      Regards,

      Steve

    31. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true. I used to date a 'geek girl'. Never again, I tell you. Of course, that doesn't mean I date 'stupids', but I certainly now stay away from ladies who identify themselves with 'geek/nerd culture'.

      Artistic/musical ladies are the generally the best, IMO. (I mean musical as in creative musical, not punky/rocky music fans .. those type of girls are often similarly messed up. Intruingly, I've found a large correlation between 'goth/rock' type girls and girls whose fathers have not been there for them.)

    32. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it does make it go away. But yeah, the guy is still a dick.

    33. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on Friendster, and I agree it's severely limited. However, the next stage in Friendster-like services will be decentralisation. Allow anybody to put up a FOAF-like file on their website that describes themself and their relationships, and provide a space for those that don't have a website of their own. It's kinda like the move from Napster to Gnutella.

    34. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK everyone I just signed up to this but only have one friend, and she only has one friend too. so search for me in the users thing and add me as a friend. email address is elationband at hotmail dot com. cheers, steph

    35. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amusing as that is, there are some, look: http://slashster.com/userpics/

    36. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, some are funny. Like this guy who's had one too many mexican insanity hot peppers:
      http://slashster.com/userpics/133-a.jpg

    37. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On behalf of anyone who's ever been to an anime convention, I agree with you 100%

    38. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by visgoth · · Score: 1
      ...even worse than reading slashdot on a Sunday night waiting for the Simpsons to start.

      /me weeps quietly...

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    39. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by bartash · · Score: 1

      There are ways to get this to happen...

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    40. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and your sig isn't shameless self promoting? Hello? Anyone home???

    41. Re:Slashster - Thank you Slashdot by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      If you decide to go with opensourcing it, you should consider using this sourceforge site that is already setup to handle such a project, but which doesn't have any code yet.

      http://sourceforge.net/projects/sterbackend/

  7. /.ers looking for GFs by Dreadlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google's experiment in social networking had a huge rise in members over the last few days...

    what do you expect when posting a dating service story on /.?

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    1. Re:/.ers looking for GFs by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing.

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    2. Re:/.ers looking for GFs by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Google to Slashdot: increase your member size! Doctor developed with a 100% Money Back Guarantee! (*)

      (*) By invitation only! ebba vh ww hfmesfwgexnycfn

    3. Re:/.ers looking for GFs by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I would expect that some members would most certainly, hmm .... rise?

      (protrude? extend? expand maybe? errect - ah, that's the word I've been searching for!

    4. Re:/.ers looking for GFs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone look for galois field in a dating service?

  8. So Realistic ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when the geeks with Orkut accounts thought they'd finally made a friend ... WHAM! Gone! I'd say Google has built the first truly realistic social network.

  9. Honest Question. by dodald · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is down about it? I don't see that notice and everything looks like its working.

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    1. Re:Honest Question. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I was wondering about that myself.

    2. Re:Honest Question. by mattdm · · Score: 3, Informative

      The notice is there after you log in.

    3. Re:Honest Question. by (startx) · · Score: 1

      if you try to log in it gives you the message posted in the article submission.

  10. Re:irc orkut by calmdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because girls actually get on it, unlike IRC where guys just pretend to be girls.

  11. Hmmm... by Afromelonhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This story seems kinda curious to me. Google appears to handle what has to be a magnificient strain on their webservers just fine... and I doubt that Orkut had as many users as Google.

    Then again... this just proves that not even Google is immune to being slashdotted...

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by dodald · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't sound like its thier webservers, more the software running Orkut.

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by dodald · · Score: 1

      s/thier/their, s/its/it's

      Remember kids, preview is your friend!

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    3. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The site is running IIS. Seriously. They are trying to hide it with custom error pages, but it is easy to tell:

      http://www.orkut.com/PageInc.aspx?aspxerrorpath= /s dfsdfsadfasd.aspx

    4. Re:Hmmm... by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 1

      Hide it? The entire system was written in asp .Net. Just look at the aspx file extension.

  12. slash dotting by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1

    i'm sure being slahdotted is going to help their problem of having too much traffic...

  13. Re:irc orkut by inertia187 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That would be an improvement. If IRC was invitation only, and people who get kick/banned caused all of their relations to get kick/banned, there would be a vast improvement to the quality.

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  14. Remember southpark? by Mr2cents · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where Cartman bought his theme park (losing money at the time) and let nobody in? In no time everyone wanted to come to the theme park, and others followed his idea. Restaurants allowing nobody in, etc. Orkut seems like the latest development in that area to me..

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    1. Re:Remember southpark? by 404notfound · · Score: 1

      IANAPsychologist, but it makes sense to me. Elitism attracts followers. You just have to make sure you don't take it so far that everybody stops wanting to follow you and starts hating you. ;-)

    2. Re:Remember southpark? by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did not the previous story end with a plea for an invitation?

      What is the first thing a child does when you tell them they can't do something?

      Don't people buy Tommy Hilfiger jackets?

      Q.E.D.

      KFG

    3. Re:Remember southpark? by Otter · · Score: 1
      Don't people buy Tommy Hilfiger jackets?

      Well, five years ago they did. I think Tommy Hilfiger went out of fashion around the time people stopped wearing their keys, credit cards and a pound of other junk on a stupid lanyard around their necks.

      It looks like you'll fit nicely into Orkut's demographic, though! ;-)

    4. Re:Remember southpark? by telemonster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think it is a matter of trying to run a closed community, but more of a matter of the way the social network system works. It will be an interesting experiment, because you will truely know that everyone on the site is linked via someone else. Everyone will get their chance. It will expand exponentially.

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    5. Re:Remember southpark? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Too bad it doesn't fucking work. My own network is invitation only, and 8 months later we're struggling along at 50 people.

      As it is, I still have half a dozen slots open for anyone outside of US borders... want to invite yourself?

    6. Re:Remember southpark? by kfg · · Score: 1

      It looks like you'll fit nicely into Orkut's demographic, though! ;-)

      If Orkut's demographic is people who won't go there, I guess so.

      It's going to be a mighty quiet place though.

      KFG

    7. Re:Remember southpark? by cableshaft · · Score: 1

      Your Meta network sounds very interesting. I hope it's successful. I especially like the idea of being able to authenticate who you are anywhere on the network, but only if you wanted to. Wish the current internet had that ability.

      It'd be interesting to see what type of content is available, but alas, I'm from the U.S.

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    8. Re:Remember southpark? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      So go find a friend outside the US that would like this, and clue him in. ;)

    9. Re:Remember southpark? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      - Do you know what the advantages are of having an Orkut account?
      - Do you want an account?

      If the answers are no and yes, you are infected.

      --
      "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  15. Orkut? by GeckoFood · · Score: 1

    From the site, it almost sounds like Orkut is a more personalized version of TalkCity... Or perhaps another weird spin on messaging.

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    Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
    1. Re:Orkut? by equiraptor · · Score: 1

      From my interactions with Orkut, it seems to be Friendster with communities and a few other features (rating your friends, etc.)

  16. I guess even google... by arcadia · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I guess by slashdotting the site, all the regular slashdotters automatically started to look for a way in and directly got to hacking.

    Ok, who started get spam messages yet selling invitations????

    Even google can't support such a rapidly expending site.

  17. It was fun.. by Visceral+Monkey · · Score: 2

    ..while it lasted. But seriously, it is rather interesting, but there where niggling problems (mostly UI in my opinion) that needed to be fixed. Kudos to them for addressing them so quickly.

    --
    *Fortitudo, aequitas, fidelitas.*
  18. It is a good thing.. by RainbowSix · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't know what bugs other people saw, but I had 13 messages in my orkut box this morning, all of which were about how there was a but that let anybody message everybody :)

    I didn't read into it so unfortunately I can't give details.

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    1. Re:It is a good thing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh. I suck.. but->bug

    2. Re:It is a good thing.. by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 3, Funny

      since you seem to already be in... how bout inviting everyone who is asking in this thread?

      <pathetic>like me?</pathetic>

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    3. Re:It is a good thing.. by 404notfound · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can answer this.

      When you do a search on orkut for people, you can save your search settings. Male only, female only, picture or no picture, within a certain distance from a zip code, things like that. You can set the search so that you'll look up every member, and then save that setting. Then you go to write a message, and you have the option of selecting a search setting to send it to. Load up the setting that selects everybody, and wham -- global message.

    4. Re:It is a good thing.. by Octothorp · · Score: 1

      Another bug that I encountered (I'm not sure it's something they're working on, though I did drop them a line) is that my account disapeared. After getting an invite, I setup some connections to other users and looked around. But 4 to 6 hours after my invite, I could no longer log into the system. The password reminder said I was an unknown user. My friends no longer saw me in the system, so it seems like my account vanished into thin air.

      And I didn't even try to crawl into any of the holes they're trying to plug, no global broadcasts from me.

      --
      Steve VanDeBogart
  19. Re:My wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go fuck yourself, tool.

  20. Male/Female Ratio by vpscolo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You have to wonder what male/female ration there is. You can't help but think there are much more men taking the typical geek is expected to be a male

    Rus

    1. Re:Male/Female Ratio by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      That's why the logo has 4 women and 4 men. To mislead hopeful male geeks as to the ratio, ;)

      Orkut seems to continue the trend of taking well established
      text based internet services and putting them on the web.

      usenet -> groups.google (by way of dejanews)
      archie -> images.google
      invite only rooms on irc -> orkut

      I wonder if orkut is going to become the word for 'dating service' as google has
      become the word for 'search engine'.

    2. Re:Male/Female Ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About two hours before it went down there were ~1500 females with pictures out of ~9000 total users. I actually looked.

      The imbalance is really clear when you look around the site.

      Can someone else back me up on this?

    3. Re:Male/Female Ratio by Alomex · · Score: 2, Funny

      there were ~1500 females with pictures out of ~9000 total users.

      WOW! I want in. That is like four times better than all the places I ever worked in or went to school to...

    4. Re:Male/Female Ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials)
      Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
      Krusty: Hello?
      Man 1: Hello?
      Man 2: Hello?
      Apu: Are there any women here?
      Krusty: Hello!?
      Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
      Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
      Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.

    5. Re:Male/Female Ratio by caferace · · Score: 1
      You have to wonder what male/female ration there is.

      I would have to say it seemed tp be somewhere in the 5M / 2F range. Still serious hunting work, if that's what you're after. Orkut doesn't seem to be in the bunny-chasing phase yet, as more actual "community building" is going on with the early-adopter types.

      Of course, if they drop the invitation-only clause, that will move somewhere closer to 10 / 1 or less. And that's not even counting the men pretending to be women.

    6. Re:Male/Female Ratio by ThomK · · Score: 1
      You have to wonder what male/female ration there is...
      Are we running out of males and females?
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      TK

    7. Re:Male/Female Ratio by NakedPenguin · · Score: 1

      >I wonder if orkut is going to become the word for 'dating service' as google has
      become the word for 'search engine'.


      Don't count on it. Somehow "Orkut her" doesn't have quite the same ring as "google it." Sounds too much like you're encouraging your friend to murder his crush.

    8. Re:Male/Female Ratio by jpkunst · · Score: 1

      I wonder if orkut is going to become the word for 'dating service' as google has become the word for 'search engine'.

      It won't happen in Holland, that's for sure. Kut is Dutch for cunt.

      JP

    9. Re:Male/Female Ratio by d99-sbr · · Score: 1

      In many European countries, yes we are. Nativity is about 1.2 children per woman here in Sweden, and IIRC approximately the same in Germany for instance.

    10. Re:Male/Female Ratio by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      I visit a chat site that has many more women than men, and has been around for more than 10 years.

      VZones or as it is known in Japan, Habitat. Korea has a version called Glass City.

      The software is the WorldsAway system developed by Fujitsu in the 90's.

      You have to pay to play, although there is a try-before-you-buy system in operation if you can find it on the site.

      Being in a chat that has more women than men leads to lots of cybersex, many RealWorld meetings and relationships. If you are from Michigan (I think that is in the States somewhere?) there are meets every few months.

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  21. Things got chaotic... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the intraweb? Chaos?

    Say it ain't so.

    "..people were going where they shouldn't, exposing the systems weaknesses.."

    No, again I say! No!

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  22. An article from "The Register" by BlueTrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Article from "The Register"

    Best part:
    Google has attempted to play down the relationship with Orkut, although each page is branded "in affiliation with Google." The Privacy Policy notes "We may share information that you submit and any non-personally identifiable information we collect with Google, Inc. and agents of orkut in accordance to the terms and conditions of this Privacy Policy," according an FAQ on the site. Fix that recursion!

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    Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
    1. Re:An article from "The Register" by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't even own the Orkut.com domain name... some guy named Orkut who works for Google does. That's the "affiliation"... Orkut is not a formal project of Google, but a project that resulted when employees were given company time to work on personal projects. Therefore, this project hangs in an interesting space where Google somewhat owns it, but somewhat doesn't. That's what this strange "affiliation" thing is all about...

  23. get in? by marcushnk · · Score: 1

    So how do you get in? (to see what it is and how it works?

    --
    "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
    1. Re:get in? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't. This service is right now only meant for the friends of the developers and their friends and their friends and their friends...

      Those who are not 6 degrees of friendship away from the developers may be waiting a while.

    2. Re:get in? by 404notfound · · Score: 1

      You can only get in by getting an invitation from somebody who is already a member. The connections can get quite complex, though -- out of 25 or so friends, I was connected to over 7000 people, out of (last time I checked) about 8500.

  24. Orkut, Friendster, and Patented Friends by boutell · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This commentary originally appeared on my livejournal, shortly before the Slashdot story:

    Friendster and Orkut

    A few days ago ronebofh handed me an invite to Orkut, Google's new Friendster clone. I played with this for about 48 hours, adding and inviting various friends to my network and reading the messages that percolated through the network -- probably the only feature of Orkut I'll get much use out of. I'm a married person, not looking for a date, and not living in the Bay Area.

    The topic of every message: Orkut itself. According to one message, any random friendless person can conveniently post a message that reaches thousands of users via their friend "networks." In other words, insanely convenient spammage. Another poster replied that this sort of endless nitpicking is sure to turn Orkut into yet another "hippie echo chamber." I think they opened for the Flaming Lips last week at the Trocadero.

    Tonight Orkut has been shut down to "implement some improvements and upgrades suggested by users." In their defense, the Google staff point out that Orkut is in beta and they did warn us this sort of thing could happen. Ticked off, I decided to check out Friendster, which I somehow skipped up until now.

    When I got to Friendster's site, I was surprised to see that Friendster also describes itself as a "beta" version. And that gave me some sympathy for the Orkut administrators, who are only trying to use the word "beta" to mean what "beta" is supposed to mean:

    • Beta means "outsiders are welcome to play with this, but don't trust it with your life."
    • Beta means "we have run out of ways to break it ourselves and really need some outside input now."
    • Beta means "if something breaks, that's good; give us specific and detailed feedback, and don't whine."
    This is a pretty accurate description of what Orkut is doing. Is this really an accurate description of what Friendster is doing, after three years? Or are they just afraid to call it a finished product and invite the level of criticism that is appropriate for a finished product? No wonder people don't understand that Google's staff are acting appropriately when they take the beta version of Orkut down for a while to fix the important problems users have pointed out.

    But "beta" is not the most offensive phrase on the Friendster home page. "Patent pending" is much worse. A patent on online social networking? I'd laugh if it wasn't so... no, wait, I am laughing. Give me a break, here. Surely this is nonsense no one takes seriously. Right?

    Wrong, wrong, wrong, according to this news.com story. sixdegrees patented online "social networking" sites in 2001. Two Friendster-like sites have acquired the patent. Now everyone in the field is furiously writing patent applications.

    I'd like to invite you all over for a beer, but I can't afford the intellectual property fees.

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    1. Re:Orkut, Friendster, and Patented Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you dont have to use the sites you idiot. nobody is forcing you. dont like it? dont use it and shut up.

    2. Re:Orkut, Friendster, and Patented Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This commentary originally appeared on my livejournal
      So why not leave it there? Why inflict the rest of us with it?

      It's a new year, but one thing hasn't changed folks, and I really can't stress this enough--no one, and I mean no one, gives a tinker's cuss about your stupid "blog".
    3. Re:Orkut, Friendster, and Patented Friends by stryck9 · · Score: 1

      Hmm considering friendster has only been live for around 10 months, beta seems apt.

    4. Re:Orkut, Friendster, and Patented Friends by moroderzone · · Score: 1

      ronebofh has a message on his blog:
      In case anyone wants to join the Google-affiliated Friendster knockoff, Orkut, let me know and i'll invite you.

      I emailed him, to be invited, but he rejected me because he didn't know me. It seems like an open invitation. I don't understand. Nobody loves me. :(

    5. Re:Orkut, Friendster, and Patented Friends by saturng · · Score: 1

      check out the new ICQ network. it visualizes the connections without the spammage... http://universe.icq.com/

  25. The real letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear orkut.com users,

    Wow.

    I can't believe how buggy my software was. People have been flaming me non-stop since it launched!

    Based on your suggestions, I will be deleting everyone I don't like/agree with. There are so many of you it will take a few days. I also hope you didn't notice that it was slowing down to friendster-esque speeds right before I shut it off. I'll have some nice surprises in the way of criminally ugly UI components when I bring it back online. I'll spam you to start using it again once I've deleted all references to how insecure the service is.

    Thanks for being guinea pigs in my side-project of seeing how much press I can personally get by dropping Google's good name.

    stay beautiful,
    Orkut Buyukkokten

    1. Re:The real letter by Texas_Refugee · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hahaha, that is awesome!

    2. Re:The real letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original non-slashdot-paraphrased letter:

      Dear orkut.com users:

      Wow.

      The response to orkut.com has been phenomenal and I've been learning a lot about what people like and expect from a service like this. Thanks for all your feedback so far!

      Based on your suggestions, I'm taking orkut.com back to the lab for some fine-tuning and improvements. It will likely take a few days to finish them. None of your data will be lost and I should have some nice surprises for you when I bring it back online. I'll email you when it's ready and running again.

      Thanks again for your ideas and for bearing with me as I work my way up the learning curve.

      stay beautiful,
      Orkut Buyukkokten

  26. Re:irc orkut by BlueTrin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then join the invite only channels ...

    Oh wait !!! Nobody is gonna invite us !

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  27. why orkut is cooler than friendster by mattdm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (In addition to not being as slow as dirt, I mean.)

    One of the obvious and natural things for a site like this is to try and link people together via shared interests, quirks, ideals, memberships, and so on.

    Friendster lets you list these things, but has a terrible search interface -- if you like the band Poster Children, you can say so, but then trying to find other people with the same interet will reveal everyone who mentions either "poster" or "children". Basically, broken.

    People try to work around this by creating fake "people" for abstract ideas -- there's a whole article about it at Salon. But the Friendster site people, instead of capitalizing on this, decided t hat this "subversion" is a plague trying to destroy their system. And, this work-around does make the social network part less useful -- having no way of distinguishing links between real people from those via Mickey Mouse is a problem.

    Instead of trying to kick every abstract concept, cartoon character, university mascot, and geek web site logo off of the network, these things should be *encouaged*, but defined as separate from real people. It's both more fun *and* more useful. And it's exactly what Orkut does -- in addition to your own entry, anyone can create a "Community", and join as many such communities as they like.

    So, Orkut is cooler because they have this feature -- but even more because they understand *why* to have it.

    1. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      You took a weird example ...
      Interest: children and poster ... ahum ... I hope you have chosen these words for the purpose to show it was broken :D

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    2. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by levk · · Score: 1

      it is called tribe.net, friendster like with easy communities...

    3. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by mattdm · · Score: 1

      Well, I chose it because I like that band, and yeah, it makes a good example of what's broken. But remember, it's *or*, so it's not like it comes up with anything particularly bad -- just too many results, all ridiculous. The problem gets even worse with longer phrases -- good thing I'm not into emo bands....

    4. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Tribe.net manages this pretty well. Instead of creating a fake user to represent a common interest, you create a "tribe." These can be open to all or moderated, and you can belong to as many tribes as you like. And having been around a while, it already has a fairly large userbase.

    5. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by macshit · · Score: 1

      #1 reason why Orkut is cooler than Friendster (besides the obvious things, like -- hey it's by Google!):

      It's not called "friendster".

      [Man, what godawful name that is; if the people there are anything like the name suggests, stay far, far, away... and even if they're not, it's pretty annoying if you cringe everytime you go there.]

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    6. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by stryck9 · · Score: 1

      Orkut is cooler than Friendster because it runs on IIS and .Net where as Friendster runs on Tomcat and Linux.

    7. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by puck13 · · Score: 1

      Check out tribe.net for a social networking schema based on groupings, or (wait for it) tribes of people. Yes, we want the option of identifying with others. It's a good thing.

    8. Re:why orkut is cooler than friendster by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      You like the Poster Children? Let's meet up!

  28. If it is by invitation only... by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Then who were the first people selected to join?

    This sounds to me like those psych games of "you can't have it" to make you want something you did not want. If I have to jump through a hoop to join something, then I do not want anything to do with it.

    Also, did anyone read their privacy statement. Looks like they not only share your personal information with 3rd parties, but they also share whatever information you send in your messeges to other members and people you invite.

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    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:If it is by invitation only... by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      It seems to work:

      proof

      Maybe shutting down their site to be referenced by slashdot may be a good marketing move. I guess that once the site will be back (and once Slashdot will add an article about how orkut fixed their problems and got back online) they will have more customers.

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      Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
    2. Re:If it is by invitation only... by werdnapk · · Score: 1
      From the initial posting of this...
      An initial 12,000 invitations were sent out, and new users can only join through an existing user.
      Not sure how the initial 12,000 were picked though.
    3. Re:If it is by invitation only... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Or maybe this was a small project that was not expecting the attention of a slashdotting because it's not ready yet...

    4. Re:If it is by invitation only... by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      um ... lemme guess ... using Google maybe :D

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    5. Re:If it is by invitation only... by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Betcha they gave out open invitations to everyone working at Google and all their friends. The second thing I did on Orkut (after explore the site a bit) was search for a cool girl I met while I was there, and yep, I found her.

      90 friends.

      I think she got in pretty much on the ground floor. :P

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    6. Re:If it is by invitation only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first 1,500 or so were Google employees; then there was an internal competition to invite outside people, starting last week.

  29. Hacking for dummies... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    It still ran quickly, but like infestations of mice, people were going where they shouldn't, exposing the systems weaknesses. :)

    Translation: Users were able to do things they weren't supposed to... no need for security holes when you have wide open doors. :)

  30. Nothing new by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    Any new commercial service/application/video game is in beta version since some years ...

    Companies just have to market the "new features" to sell their products and then will use the cash to fix some of the most obvious bugs, or use the crowd to test their products instead of paying beta testers.

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  31. Re:irc orkut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is chatting with girls so great? It's not like a) they have something interesting to say most of the time and b) you won't get laid by chatting with someone who lives in another state or country.

  32. browsing around by aaron_ds · · Score: 0

    In case anyone wants a little more information their help section And no, I'm not a member, I was looking around, got a 404 and managed to find my way there.

  33. Ratio? by juuri · · Score: 1

    Of users or people running the system?

    The user percentage of females was easily almost equal to males with many females creating new communities and inviting their own friends to grow the network.

    My friends list on Orkut was more female than male.

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    1. Re:Ratio? by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My friends list on Orkut was more female than male.
      Yeah, that's what they told you...

  34. They got to have the nerve... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to go neural. :-)

    I guess they could do some serious AI with those lots and lots of thousands of CPUs they got.

  35. will google be allowing ... by Festering+Leper · · Score: 1

    .. searches for material on that site? ... cached pages that won't die perhaps?

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  36. You have a livejournal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you a fag, or just a 13 year old girl?

    1. Re:You have a livejournal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, he is a fag, as is obvious from his retarded post.

    2. Re:You have a livejournal? by roneBOFH · · Score: 1

      Is that what your dating pool is limited to? You live an interesting... well, i hesitate to call it "life".

  37. Information sharing with friends. by juuri · · Score: 1

    Orkut has very fine levels of control on how your private information is shared among strangers, friends and friendsOfFriends unlike many of the other networking community sites. They seem to have taken a look at many of the other sites and fixed a lot of the more obvious problems.

    However the site was taken down because it wasn't doing any input validation so fine grained user security or not info was easily obtained by any random person.

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  38. insightful, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    whoever modded this insightful is a fucktard. yeah that's right, a fucktard.

    1. Re:insightful, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fucktard" is not a word, you fucking retard.

    2. Re:insightful, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What does that even mean? Nothing, that's what. It's just another sad, sad excuse for rubes like yourself to use meaningless profanity where it doesn't fit, in order to "shock" anyone unforunate to read it.

      This just in -- you're neither shocking, not clever. My only hope is that you'll kill yourself.

    3. Re:insightful, eh? by darqchild · · Score: 1

      one of the interesting things about the english language is, that the moment somone uses a word like "Fucktard", it becomes a word

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  39. Did you say innovation or invitation? by diersing · · Score: 3, Funny
    Did you say innovation or invitation - From the orkut site:

    Membership to orkut is by invitation only.

    If you have a friend who's a member of orkut, have them invite you to join.

    Damn their elitest ways... didn't want to joing their stupid cult anyway *stomps off*

    1. Re:Did you say innovation or invitation? by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      If membership is by invitation only, how does one become a member to invite someone?

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    2. Re:Did you say innovation or invitation? by Eil · · Score: 1

      Membership to orkut is by invitation only.

      I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling social outcast. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your democratic PageRank algorithm and your trendy employee benefits and your bleeding holiday logos. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards? Well I wouldn't become an Orkut member if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me! ...

      But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be in Orkut. Orkut opens doors. I'd be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now but if I were in Orkut, I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way...

  40. Re:haha by xtrucial · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Look up Dr. Bastard and find the one with the woman with a kid who needs love. He says to tape the kids arms together and use that. "As Tyrone grows, so will his 'thang'".

  41. Quick! by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

    Someone post a mirror!

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  42. I agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the other guy; specifically: (a) that you should go fuck yourself and (b) that you're a tool

    Peace be with you.

  43. You forgot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "she is also a PLUS-SIZE model."

  44. Orkut != Google by George+Walker+Bush · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Orkut, while done by a Google employee, is not part of Google itself, and if you do a traceroute, it is not hosted at Google's servers or network.

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    1. Re:Orkut != Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orkut, while done by a Google employee, is not part of Google itself, and if you do a traceroute, it is not hosted at Google's servers or network.
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      Hey, how'd you get invited?

  45. No invitation by Evanrude · · Score: 1

    Rejected by geeks! What could be worse??

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    1. Re:No invitation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being you?

      ~GoAT~

  46. Growth by Zwoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I watched the population size from Saturday 1/25 10am (PST) to Sunday 1pm (PST). It grew pretty steadily all day, from 5,349 to 8,662 users over a 24 hour period. Of course, by this time, the abuse on broadcast messages etc. was rampant.

  47. Similar website in Belgium by parano.be · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hi all !

    I'm Charly an unknown web/developper working on a smiliar system. It's called "BBS parano" and it's using the Paranoia(tm) RPG rules.

    Now imagine friendster or Orkut with some RED, YELLOW or GREEN clearance... and "The computer" getting really crazy... Up to 500 citozen after 2 months of coding.

    Any one remember the old Paranoia(tm) RPG here ?

    Charly

    Ref: http://www.parano.be (french)

    _____________________________________

    [*] The Computer is your friend [*]

    1. Re:Similar website in Belgium by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Parent is not a troll. Strange maybe, but on topic. Who modded this?

    2. Re:Similar website in Belgium by Morosoph · · Score: 1

      Dunno. I just meta-modded it unfair 'though.

  48. Re:Good riddance by BlueTrin · · Score: 4, Funny
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    Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
  49. Re:Sorry to write this: by angryelephant · · Score: 0

    i like ascii art goatse. its like seeing an old friend in a new way.

  50. shitty story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow this is fucking newsworthy... lets follow the ups and downs of each individual website on the net with daily reports

  51. They WILL stop innovating... by Chordonblue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...a few months after going public. As with most companies who go public, the goal becomes shareholder value - at all costs.

    You watch how Google slowly goes down the tubes as itchy investors (who spent too much damn money on the stock in the first place), expect *BIG* returns. This doesn't always happen. I believe most companies in fact improve after going public. But investing idiots (see SCOX) risk huge amounts of money betting on tech stocks and so the pressure to perform often outweighs what would be considered REASONABLE returns for most.

    I don't want to see it happen, so don't think this is some sort of troll - but I know all too well the record of high flying tech companies like this. When their focus changes, the service will start to suck.

    Not to be redundant but Yahoo! pissed me off in much the same way - over what most would think was such a little thing. Yahoo! used, USED to be my home page. Then they started using intrusive and annoying flash ads. I accepted that, but then they did the unthinkable - they STOLE MY CURSOR!

    Look, just because they're my home page doesn't mean I always want to search for something. In fact 9/10ths of the time I just want to type in an address.

    So when you combine the two features, you have me opening up my browser and immediately start to type something like 'www.somethingorother.com' in their SEARCH BAR instead of the address field. Arrrgh!

    And...

    It's....

    OUTTA THERE!

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [They WILL stop innovating] ...a few months after going public. As with most companies who go public, the goal becomes shareholder value - at all costs.

      I get so tired of hearing this lie repeated over and over again.

      Today, Larry and Sergey and Eric run the company and are on the board of directors. They also represent a majority of the stock ownership. They make a lot of the day-to-day decisions.

      After the IPO, Larry and Sergey and Eric will still run the company, be on the board of directors, and still own a majority of the stock.

      So even if we accept the ridiculously cynical idea that the vast majority of the stockholders are so stupid as to demand that the company be driven into the ground, how are they going to do it when majority control of the company is in the hands of engineers?

      You want to know who's really going to be in charge of Google after the IPO? Look here.

    2. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by tommertron · · Score: 1
      Look, just because they're my home page doesn't mean I always want to search for something. In fact 9/10ths of the time I just want to type in an address.

      Umm.... hate to spoil a new homepage for you, but Google does the same thing. Try going to their homepage and see where the cursor goes. Just do what I do: I make my homepage blank, because I rarely go to the same site every time I log on and don't want to waste time loading a site I'm not going to. For searching, I have Google toolbar, so the search is right there if I need it. Luckily, it doesn't steal my cursor (for now).

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      Random rants about technology: http://technorants.blogspot.com
    3. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by caferace · · Score: 1

      What POS software or settings are you guys using to lose cursor control, on Google or anywhere else?

    4. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, just look at what happened with MindSpring. In 1995, before the big-boom, Charles Brewer had great control over his company and grew it amazingly well. Then as the boom hits, the company is showing a lot of promise. It has it's first profits, then investor greed got the best of them.

      They bought Netcom, then merged with EarthLink. At this point, investor hype was all that mattered. The things that made MindSpring a great company were now forever gone. Great things being: top notch in-house support, their own network, their own developers, and everything that could run on open-source being run that way (it saves money!).. Now they are EarthLink, technical support is handled by rude people in India, they outsource their network from the bottom dollar bidders, and have put 3000+ people out of work. To offer better service? Nope. Just so a very select few can make a few more dollars.

      I, personally, hope this activity destroys corporate america. I am not any sort of activist, I could just do without the excessive greed destroying everything good. Just because some other guy is the market leader, there is no reason to sacrifice your ethics to "win".

      Good old Mindspring would still be a profitable business with it's 300,000 organic-growth customers.

      Enjoy the churn, Mr. Sky Dayton. You shorted a lot of investors and are a criminal. I guess I should stop there, next thing you know the big, scarey church of Scientology will file a lawsuit against me for picking on their little boy.

    5. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It wasn't so much as a merger with EarthLink as it was a buyout. All the old MindSpring employees knew it, as did the old customers. It was just called a 'merger' to ease the stockholders from selling out.

    6. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.. GUESS.

      Hint: Two initials: I... E...

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    7. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      That's true, but I set my home page to Google News, and that appears to be cursor-friendly (for now). Most of what I liked about Yahoo!'s main page was the little news snippets.

      I hope they never change that.

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      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    8. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1, Informative
      As with most companies who go public, the goal becomes shareholder value - at all costs.
      Which should be unsurprising, because the law requires them to do so .
    9. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by +SiberWydow+ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a level at which greed takes over common sense. Common sense will tell most reasonable people that Yahoo! stock isn't worth $100 a share, but that didn't stop all those idiots from snapping it up over that price.

      Does anyone here realize how long it would take Yahoo! to even come close to paying a dividend that would compensate that insanity? Ultimately, a company whose stock goes through the roof on IPO has to figure out how to make a quick buck instead of slow, even growth (which is generally better for the long haul).

      It's not a question of whether the company is looking out for their shareholders Derek. It's a question of whether the perceived value of the stock destroys a company trying to live up to it's worth.

    10. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I, personally, hope this activity destroys corporate america.

      Don't worry, you will see this happen. It is already happening.

      What corporations don't realize is that by sending jobs overseas, they are essentially killing off their customer base. Manufacturing jobs are gone, now tech and customer service is going, engineering and architecture is going now.

      Eventually the US companies won't have US customers. Do you think Indians will buy US products? Nope. Chinese and other Asians won't either. If they do, they won't be able to pay as much so profits will get driven down further.

      US corporations are going to strangle themselves. I can't believe how short sighted they are. It reminds me of people who sunbathe every day. To look good now, they are willing to die of skin cancer at age 40.

      It is unfortunate that half of America will be out of work before they see it, and then, it might be too late to recover.

      L8,
      AC

    11. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      That's how I feel about our current situation.

      The sad part is, half the time this issue is brought up around someone not in the IT industry, they think of it much the same as american auto makers back in the 80's.

      What they do not understand, the government bailed out the automakers. This allowed the american economy to hang on to it's monopoly (economic, not auto) for a bit longer. The auto industry also held a ton of economic might for just 3-4 companies. That made it easy for them to put a few law-makers in their pocket.

      The saddest arguement I've heard, so far, was that "Americans apparently can't do the job as well as Indians". Oh, I can't wait until that particular redneck calls Dell or EarthLink for support and can't understand a word they are saying.

      It's not like these companies are charging less after sending the jobs over there. They charge the same as before, some have even raised rates (EarthLink), so I do not see where this benefits the economy at all. It's just money flowing to countries that would rather see us gone or suffering.

    12. Re:They WILL stop innovating... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      There is a level at which greed takes over common sense. Common sense will tell most reasonable people that Yahoo! stock isn't worth $100 a share, but that didn't stop all those idiots from snapping it up over that price.
      If Yahoo! wasn't worth $100 a share to the folks buying it, then they would not have bought it. 'Worth' is a slippery term without a fixed, objective definition.
      Does anyone here realize how long it would take Yahoo! to even come close to paying a dividend that would compensate that insanity?
      You'd have a point if P/E was still used as a measure of the value of a stock, but it has been replaced by absolute value. (Which is caused by changes to the tax laws on capital gains among other things.)
      Ultimately, a company whose stock goes through the roof on IPO has to figure out how to make a quick buck instead of slow, even growth (which is generally better for the long haul).
      I agree, but blaming the officers of a company for behaving as the law and their stockholders require them to function is nothing more than a knee-jerk reaction that reflects a deep misunderstanding of how the market works. The market rewards 'quick bucks', and high ranking company officers are no different than you or I, they want to keep their jobs, not be tossed out. The law requires that the officers of a company maximize shareholder value, and stockholders today define that narrowly and in the short term.
      It's not a question of whether the company is looking out for their shareholders Derek. It's a question of whether the perceived value of the stock destroys a company trying to live up to it's worth.
      Its a question as to whether or no the company is obeying the triple mandate of the market, the shareholder, and the law. I agree, the system is stupid and very badly broken, but blaming company officers for things they cannot control is childish.
  52. Obligatory Simpsons reference by juglugs · · Score: 2, Funny

    No Homers...


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    This sig is in Spanish when you're not looking....
  53. Security issues. by Kelmenson · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think the site is down due to many security issues/flaws. People were sending messages to the entire userbase, and more significantly, people were able to delete accounts that weren't theirs... Myself and quite a few of my friends' accounts were deleted, and it seems good that Google locked the door for a while until the iron out some of these major kinks.

  54. The way Orkut should be by beaverbrother · · Score: 3, Informative

    Search + Social Networking = Eurekster Too bad google doesnt do what Eurekster does and combine its excelent search capabilites with social networking.

  55. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here you can see him fucking a tree stump or whatever:

    http://www.stanford.edu/~orkut/bwphotos/p106.jpg

  56. Google does me-too services like Yahoo by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1

    So Google will go the been-there-done-that route Yahoo has taken of copying any service they can't buy??

  57. Aol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's no worse than AOL's privacy statements...

    look how many people use AIM.

  58. Slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slow news day?
    Perhaps this post is flamebait, troll, and offtopic, and a general bitch (which is why I am posting AC...) But I fail to see what the importance of "Hey guys, Orkut is down!" aside from letting everyone know that Google projects arent bullet proof...

    Though, please enlighten me if you can.

  59. Some improvements? by rbeattie · · Score: 1


    How much does anyone want to bet that these improvements involve moving away from Windows and Active Server Pages for their page serving tech?

    It doesn't make much financial or strategic sense. I can almost see the conversation over the weekend: "Wow, the site is popular and growing exponentially! We need to add another two or three servers... Google's got thousands, so that isn't a problem, so now we just need to buy more copies of Windows Server..." (Or who knows, maybe even pay for the version they were using in the first place. ;-) ) and then someone with a clue (think ex-Novell, ex-Sun guy Eric Schmidt) says, in so many words, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

    I'd put money on a PHP version of the site replacing it. Any takers?

    -Russ

    --
    Me
    1. Re:Some improvements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You have it all wrong. If you do some research into this mess you will see that orkut (the service) is the side project of some guy named orkut. He happens to work at google. The servers are not hosted at google.

      orkut (the guy) seems to like ASP. This is his side project. It's his call. He's paying for the servers and bandwidth out of his own pocket.

      All of you slashdrones think this is some google-bet-the-company play into social software. The reality is much more mundane. It's some weird, lonely PhD who has a side project. He happens to work at a company everyone cares about.

      If you read google's statements about this you will see that they don't particularly care. The only reason they might care is that all of this crazy, breathless bullsh*t is getting spread around.

      it is not getting re-written. At least not until google actually starts contributing to the project. You will know when that day comes when they change the name to something less awful and a traceroute actually goes to a google-owned server.

  60. Mediachest Napsterizes Blockbuster by muscleman706 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mediachest is another social software / friendster type site that allows you to create real-life P2P borrowing networks out of the physical items that you own. It supports integration into existing online and offline communities through its group system, and doubles as an inventory tracking site with public lists of what you own so that you can show them off to your friends or members of web forums you frequent.

  61. Orkut = orgasms in Finnish by Junnonen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In Finnish, "orkut" means "orgasms"... :)

  62. it's up now... by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

    I can look at it right now...but not get in seeing as I haven't been invited. Was the main page down with that message or did it only pop up if you tried logging in?

  63. Re:Good riddance by BlueTrin · · Score: 0

    haha this is some funny stuff =)

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    Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
  64. OT: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to link it to caldera.com now ;]
    Google is blocking the SCO bomb...

  65. Part of the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6,175,831

    Method and apparatus for constructing a networking database and system

    Abstract

    A networking database containing a plurality of records for different individuals in which individuals are connected to one another in the database by defined relationships. Each individual has the opportunity to define the relationship which may be confirmed or denied. E-mail messaging and interactive communication between individuals and a database service provider provide a method of constructing the database. The method includes having a registered individual identify further individuals and define therewith a relationship. The further individuals then, in turn, establish their own defined relationships with still other individuals. The defined relationships are mutually defined.

    We claim:

    1. A networking database system comprising:

    a communication port;

    a web server connected to the communication port;

    a database containing a plurality of records;

    a database server connected to the database for operating on said database;

    a database connectivity engine connected to the web server for preprocessing the output of the web server and connected to the database server;

    a queue watcher coupled to said database server for queuing outgoing e-mails;

    a mail server operatively connected to the communication port to receive incoming e-mails, and connected to said queue watcher to transmit outgoing e-mail; and

    a parser connected to the mail server to process incoming e-mails and connected to the database server;

    wherein the database server is responsive to the parser processing to manipulate a record in the database, and selected ones of said plurality of records are linked to selected other ones of said plurality of records by a confirmed defined relationship or a denied defined relationship.

    2. The system of claim 1 wherein a first incoming e-mail contains a formcode and the parser is operable to identify the formcode, wherein the database server responds to the identified formcode to update or generate records in said database.

    3. The system of claim 1 further comprising a network coupled to said web server at said communication port operable to connect a first user to said web server.

    4. The system of claim 3 wherein the network supports communications of said incoming and outgoing e-mails.

    5. The system of claim 3 wherein said first incoming e-mail is associated with a first user and a first outgoing e-mail is associated with a second user and wherein the first incoming e-mail and first outgoing e-mail further comprise information regarding a first relationship between said first user and said second user.

    6. The system of claim 5 wherein said plurality of records further comprises a first record and a second record corresponding to said first and second users, respectively, and wherein said database server operates on said first and second records to update said first relationship between said first record and said second record to one of a confirmed defined relationship and a denied defined relationship.

    7. The system of claim 6 further comprising a third user on said network, wherein said database server updates said second record in response to an incoming e-mail and a formcode in an e-mail from said third user.

    8. The system of claim 6 further comprising a third user on said network, wherein said database server updates said second record in response to an input from said third user at said communication port.

    9. The system of claim 6 wherein each of said plurality of records further includes a security code.

    10. The system of claim 9 further comprising an input corresponding to said second user, the input being a function of said security code, and wherein said input contains data corresponding to said second user.

    11. The system of claim 10 further comprising a third user on said network, wherein said input further comprises a second relat

  66. Not surprising given news coverage by glinden · · Score: 1

    Given the news coverage Orkut received, it's not at all surprising it went down. The traffic must have been extraordinary.

  67. Virus fodder by sadangel · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting to see how long it will take for a virus to be socially engineered around this:

    Congratulations! A friend of yours has invited you to join Orkut. Just open the following executable to install the Orkut browser and join the dynamic online community of thousands.

    [orkutinstaller.exe]

    Why not? No one who hasn't been invited knows how the invitations are supposed to go. It was a bit careless of google not to consider this.

    1. Re:Virus fodder by swtaarrs · · Score: 1

      Anyone who runs an uninvited program recieved via email nowadays is just asking for trouble... That's not Google's fault.

    2. Re:Virus fodder by sadangel · · Score: 1

      True enough. Perhaps I'm overly-pessimistic. There are those whom I have urged not to open attachments time and time again who persist to do it. For such, I have given up all hope of ever educating to be intelligent netizens. They would fall for this ruse in a second.

      Rather than criticize, maybe I ought to have said that it would have been admirable if Google had noted this and made some effort to avoid it.

    3. Re:Virus fodder by swtaarrs · · Score: 1

      Rather than criticize, maybe I ought to have said that it would have been admirable if Google had noted this and made some effort to avoid it.

      I do agree with that. Since, as you said, there are people who continue to open attachments when repeatedly told not to, some sort of warning on Orkut would be nice. Although, I don't see how Google could get this warning to people unless they read the site before getting the spam. I guess we'll just have to let natural selection continue on its course :).

  68. Better Headline Woulda Been... by leftie_hater · · Score: 1, Funny

    Orkut - Kaput?

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  69. Someone invite me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fdd at vt d0t edu

  70. Re:irc orkut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Quote from somewhere (I forget where):

    Ah, the internet. Where the men are men, the women are men, and the kids are undercover police officers.

  71. Micros...Err...Wait... by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 0

    Heh. Funny how if Google screws up a little (which, honestly, they are working out bugs) they don't get trashed.

    Microsoft does it -- well, damn. Watch hell break loose.

    Just something I noticed. Rate me how you will. I honestly don't care.

    1. Re:Micros...Err...Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!!! Mod this UP!

    2. Re:Micros...Err...Wait... by McGarnacle · · Score: 1

      Heh. Funny how if Google screws up a little (which, honestly, they are working out bugs) they don't get trashed.

      Microsoft does it -- well, damn. Watch hell break loose.

      Look around. It seems fairly obvious that Google is in fact NOT behind this, just a google employee.

      What's more, it doesn't seem like that much of a screw-up to me. The site is still in beta, they took it down[1] for a few days to fix things... what's the screw-up? And to further add to the irony of your post, google IS getting trashed for it.

      [1] The site's still up, I'm guessing you can't join or login right now. I wasn't 'invited', so I don't know.
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      I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

  72. Re:irc orkut by StarCat76 · · Score: 1

    Well, if that were the case, after the first kick there would be nobody left. In summary, I agree that yes, it would improve the quality of IRC.

  73. Palace of Love?? by o'bryon · · Score: 1

    Huh? Orkut's Palace of Love?
    Hmm what kind of social network are they running?

  74. Why Online Social Networks Are Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who are important in one way or another, and thus the ones everybody would like to reach, shun them because they don't need yet more people to bother them. So in the end, the only people who really use them are: kids, geeks, loners, and losers. It is quite ironical that Orkut should try to look like some kind of elitist club. Who in their right mind would want to be part of that club?

    1. Re:Why Online Social Networks Are Lame by jeber · · Score: 1

      47 minutes ago you were asking to be invited. What changed your mind so quickly? ;-)

  75. Joining by denjin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How did they pick the initial 12,000 anyway?

    Looks interesting, but it is fairly hard to try if you don't know anyone who joined in the first place.:(

  76. I was still waiting for an Invitation by kaykay_2k1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    guess... nobody's gonna invite me ...huh !!!

  77. I can't believe that no one mentioned the .NET by Twister002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't believe that no one has mentioned that this was built using .NET. And now it's down because it couldn't handle the stress. That's almost TOO easy, c'mon. No MS bashing? I'm disappointed.

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    "For a successful technology, honesty must take precedence over public relations for nature cannot be fooled." -Feynman
  78. hmm chicken and the egg? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    How exactly does okrut get it's initial user base if it's invite only?

    1. Re:hmm chicken and the egg? by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      According to this /. article, an initial 12,000 invitations were sent out.

  79. Hello, the pages are .aspx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scalability? Enough said. Maybe they are rewriting it in php now. :)

  80. This isn't Google! by syzme · · Score: 1

    What happened to the Google I knew?

    I thought they were around catalogue the world's information, and make it easy to find what you were looking for, or something like that. This closed door club thing they're sponsoring doesn't really fit that mold all too well.

    I know there's been rumors about a Google IPO for years, could this be an early indication of Google selling its soul to the market? As The Register points out, a lot of money has been flowing into these little friend meetup thing sites.

  81. Why Okurt Doesn't Work by emerge-ant · · Score: 0

    Before we could learn to pronounce it, it was shut down. It's not that the servers are melting with the rapid rise to ~3 million page views or 500th most popular site in a couple of days. It's not a conspiracy of data collection or a learning curve. orkut, which should really be named Oogle, demonstrated that a high performance explicit social networking site, well designed for digital immeadiate gratification (one local engineer personally even complained they had to click from map to profile to add a friend), supported by brand and with the right root can unleash latent demand. I would say this is reflective of the dearth of social capital in our society, but aside from such heady stuff, frictionless whuffie fun, huh? Latent demand for what is the question. Internet researchers would die excruciating deaths in search of the last days of data. I would venture a guess that most of the digerati that was already pre-conditions by existing services, an incomprehensible demographic that grants hypergrowth to the best, grants the best feedback, but easily taketh away. okurt doesn't work because it lacks constraints. Nothing hold people back. Nobody knows what a friend means. No social capital on the line. Its so fun and easy, choices and incentives are irrational. Normally this would raise questions. Some constraints make good social compact. Some constraints on openness curb pollution (spam, security). One of the better constraints is price because it lead to profit. However, AdSense is relatively frictionless. It adds new constraints while adding value. Same could be said for other well targeted forms of content, like blog posts...

    1. Re:Why Okurt Doesn't Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh...what?

  82. Slashdot is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mr. helmut, In the last few months, the moderators on here have begun drinking a new drink in their spare time, and it is composed of 1 part fresh orange juice, 1 part feces, and 1 part asshole. They have become so full of shit, that it is unbelievable. I found it funny that you got modded Troll twice in this discussion, but more funny like the way I find an airplane crash funny, like it's sad and funny. Yes, moderators have taken to consuming shitshakes and are leaking it out of their acne-riddled faces, leaking shit onto the boards that are slashdot. It is sad, but Slashdot is dying. Congratulations on making your site, and I would sign up if I gave a shit about online social networks (I don't), but I think you deserve credit, and whoever modded you as a troll is a walking pile of ass shit with a hairy ball stuffed down its mouth. I will now metamoderate and hope I can find that asshole and unfair his putrid balls out.

  83. My God. by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Think of the information sites like this collect, and think doubly before paticipating.

    They get to know who signed up who, TONS of personal details that many people reveal, age, approximate locations, who they know, how they are all connected... you didn't think this was done out of pure goodwill, did you?

    OF course they won't destroy the data.. it's too valuable.

    I can't believe how many people blindly just give it all up to some site just becuase it's fun.

    Google is a great search engine, and has some great tools..but think for a minute about how much information they are amassing.

  84. I wonder why Friendster didn't sell... by Blic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I mean, they have a neat idea, but what can they do with it? Users aren't going to pay for it. Advertising? Even with VC funding last fall performance has gotten progressively worse over the past year so that it's largely unusable most of the time - and over which time I can't think of any change I can recall. It's still beta, still has the same UI...

    It seemed like an ideal candidate to be swallowed up by Google, Yahoo, MSN or AOL - as a service to offer to bring in users or whatever.

    I mean, I think at least Google could have thrown the hardware and bandwidth at it it so desperately needs?

  85. Want an invitation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think this guy can help.

  86. Official Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Orkut Users,

    Unfortunately, my parents came back from vacation, and they immediately noticed the tire marks on the lawn, even though we did our best to paint them over in a matching color. Things went downhill from there, as my mother caught the little bit of remaining vomit smell from the bathroom, and then my dad decided to check the four bags of trash that were stacked up on top of the cans. Fortunately he didn't find the bong, but the six cases of empties were pretty hard to deny - all three of my cover stories were rejected out of hand. I think the neighbors told him about the police coming by.

    As a result I'm grounded, and my root password has been revoked, so orkut.com will pretty much be offline for the next few months. It's a real bummer, because my vision for revolutionizing online social networks will have to be postponed while I repaint the den.

    Sorry my parents are so uncool.

    0rkut.

  87. Ego Test by Bruha · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is doomed to fail..

    I mean come on.. Geeks know nobody.. so they pass it to their geek friends who pass it to their geek friends.. They make up these special clubs and languages so they can feel special.

    So funny

    "
    Membership to orkut is by invitation only.

    If you have a friend who's a member of orkut, have them invite you to join. "

    bah hahaha

    Dons Tinfoil Hat

    1. Re:Ego Test by citizen6350 · · Score: 1

      Doomed to Fail?! you mean, Doomed to Fail the way both Friendster and Live Journal were? you'd be surprised how many friends geeks have, in the online-realm.

      --
      "Sorry Im not more user-friendly."
  88. ORGYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tell ya, this is matchmaking for our the elite society.

    Should have been called ORGYT.

  89. Re:irc orkut by asb · · Score: 1

    Funny how you mention the "getting on" part...

    "Orkut" is a Finnish slang term for multiple orgasms.

    --
    Antti S. Brax - Old school - http://www.iki.fi/asb/
  90. The /. Effect by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 0

    What do you expect? Just because Google released a service, it's supposed to be immune the swarms of Slashdot users? We showed them! =)

    1. Re:The /. Effect by kertong · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind google didn't release it - its just a side project by a guy named Orkut, who happens to work at google. I guess google decided to back him a bit though, as the bottoms of the pages say "affiliated with google, inc.".

  91. THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it.

    Hahahahah... thanks!

  92. Re:irc orkut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have a special word for multiple orgasms? Gross.

  93. The return of Club Nexus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    2 (or so) years ago, before friendster and all its look-alikes, there was a service called club nexus. It had the built in trust system that to sign up you had to have a stanford.edu so only students and faculty of stanford could join. The guy who ran it was a cs grad student named orkut. Club nexus seemed to morph in a Stanford Alumni Associate service called incircle powered by "Affinity Engines". It looks like orkut how now joined google. Congrats.

  94. Strange feeling by silence535 · · Score: 1

    how comes, that I don't not want to tell the same party that I ask what I am looking for on the web, who I am, what my interrests are and who my friends are ...?

    Smells like gates of hell to me.
    Not signing up for Orcus unless there is another decent search engine on the horizon...

    -silence

    --
    Dyslectics of the world, untie!
  95. firefly - not the fox show by millette · · Score: 1

    Here's a page from the wayback machine dating 1997 describing friendsters et al. The last reference on the wayback machine is in april 1999...

  96. I like openbc.com much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they are Europeans who also target Americans, not Americans who allow meek Europeans to join. ...they have a strong "MLM verboten" policy and actually kick abusers who spam or try to recruit for MLM pyramid schemes. ...they are really fast and pretty damn good in usability.

  97. I just wish they would have had checked.. by superhoe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    .. the multilingual meaning of word 'Orkut' first.

    Why? 'Orkut' means 'multiple orgasms' in finnish slang, and not just any regional slang but in pretty much nationwide spoken language.

    It's fun, but I still think twice before I send anyone an invitation email with subject: "Come and join me in Orkut!". People would think that I'm sending them porn site advertisements or proposing inappropriate action in the middle of a day and most likely wouldn't even open the mail but flame me instead.. sigh :D

    Well, I suppose we're still a tiny percent of world population but f.ex. Linkedin.com has a huge percent of finns logged in their service and we do have globally operating companies like Nokia :)

    But, this is quite hilarious anyway.. heheh

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    -el

  98. who and privacy (little bit) by goon · · Score: 1

    who
    socialsoftwareweb reports - "... Right now it is 'invitation only...' Google employees, and friends of Google employees make up the 'orkut' membership ..."

    privacy
    register reported - "... Google has attempted to play down the relationship with Orkut, although each page is branded "in affiliation with Google." The Privacy Policy notes "We may share information that you submit and any non-personally identifiable information we collect with Google, Inc. and agents of orkut in accordance to the terms and conditions of this Privacy Policy," according an FAQ on the site ..."



    I trawled thru google. looks like they are not crawling through orkut yet.

    --
    peterrenshaw ~ Another Scrappy Startup
  99. Orkut.com? Whoa! That means "orgasms" in Finnish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Orkut.com? Whoa! That means "orgasms" in Finnish.

  100. Comming out! by Eminence · · Score: 1

    Hey! Here is a member of the secretive Orkut network (sect?) coming out and publicly admitting it despite the obvious fact that he would be flooded with invite-requests...

  101. Well.. by rhetoric · · Score: 1

    They can probably alleviate some finacial pressure by selling the information orkut gathers to their NSA and other fed buddies..

    --

    "where words meet intent, lies rhetoric's lament"
  102. Join orkut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says:

    Membership to orkut is by invitation only.

    If you have a friend who's a member of orkut, have them invite you to join.

    Is this like chicken before the egg or egg before chicken?

  103. Watch out for bite marks on your throat! by d99-sbr · · Score: 1

    This sounds eerily similar to Orlok.

  104. orgasm.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if orkut is going to become the word for 'dating service' as google has
    become the word for 'search engine'.


    "Orkut" doesn't have to become the word for anything - it already has its meaning. "Orkut" is Finnish and it means an orgasm.

  105. Orkut, haha :) by Hank+Powers · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They actually picked up a very amusing name. 'Orkut' is the slang word for orgasm in Finnish.

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    hapo
  106. Terms of service by sdukaric · · Score: 1

    Terms of service are really weird... And will somebody invite me finnaly?

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    Sinisa
  107. What strain? by smartfart · · Score: 1
    It's not that... there are numerous holes in it. Besides being written in .NET as the next guy down noted, there are unchecked data issues and the like. I noticed a bug in the messaging system... I had to log out in order to actually view the messages Orku was telling me I has waiting for me.

    Then there's the issue of it being hacked. Sometime early Sunday morning it seems that some enterprising soul changed the default community icon to (I'm not making this up) the goatse pix. Sunday afternoon they pulled the site down, I guess because enough newbies complained about seeing images that'll take years to forget.

    s/Orkut/Hackit/g

  108. The hole I found... by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 3, Funny
    The self-made communities are kind of fun, except for two big problems: You can't delete a community, or even leave it if you created it, and you can rename any community at any time.

    As a joke, I created a couple of communities like "Community For People Who Don't Join Communities" and "Orkut, for people who are users of Orkut." Turns out I got about 15 members of the Orkut community, who actually began discussing stuff! The nerve!

    So I renamed the community to "Barry Manilow fans", and changed the image for the group to this. Alas, I went out for the day soon after, and by the time I came back, Orkut was down, so I never did see what happened, if people noticed or what.

    That being said, it was nice to be able to create them for legit groups, like "Computer Authors" and so on.

  109. Nothing 'innovative' about by-invitation-only... by macraig · · Score: 1
    There's nothing "innovative" about membership only by invitation, that's for sure: elitist country clubs and the like have been using it to exclude unwanted demographics for centuries. I wrote a quick commentary to them about it:

    I'm confused: if orkut.com membership is available only by invitation of an existing member, how did anyone manage to become a member in the first place? What criteria were used to pick the initial members?

    How can you be certain that your initial membership choices were truly free of unintended discrimination against various demographic groups? I worry that, if your initial membership wasn't just perfect, the extrapolated result of those members' invitation choices may be a cascade or domino effect, resulting in whatever minute demographic exclusions might have existed initially becoming far more pronounced over time.

    That's a fine membership model for elitist country clubs, but I hope that wasn't really your intention.

  110. please... ICQ DID do something new by saturng · · Score: 1

    google are really good with the hype granted (pulling it down for over load is such a good pr move...) but ICQ actually just launched their universe (universe.icq.com) and there you can actually see the connections between people, that's something no one did...