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Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
Breaking news
Uber-troll 'neal n bob' was found dead in his Florida home, at the age of 51. Although you may not have always agreed with him, his works have definately left an impact on polular culture. He will sorely be missed!
And for his 21 bum salute... !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BoOm! !BANG!
!BOoM! !BANG! !bOOm! !BANG! !BoOM! !BANG! !BooM!
!BANG! !booM! !BANG! !Boom! !BANG! !BOOM! !BANG!
to sleep, perchance to dream... -
YOU FAIL IT
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I've got something for Sun to Amp...
Hey Sun! Amp this!
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YOU WEAK PATHETIC FOOL
lame, i give it a 2 on the troll-o-meter.
try to be more creative. how about something like:
http://www.not-a-picture-of-a-guy's-ass.com/
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YOU SURE ARE FIRST
And being first entitles you to our Grand Prize...a hot, beefy wang crammed up your gaping, distended anus
Other contestants will recieve parting gifts imported all the way from Japan ! -
George W. == teh goatse!
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George W. == teh goatse!
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Re:What evil 'bit' story?
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Re:Where is the [Reply to This] button?
[Parent] [Reply to This]
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What the fuck are you talking about?
> Your steriotypical geek is incredibly scrawny and has no fat on him
Oh, sure. None whatsoever.
Dumbass -
Please visit this site:
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Re:You Suck!
I was eating my hot grits with Natalie Portman and the the goatse guy when I realized that slashdot usually mods trolls up on April fools day. In Soviet Russia at least. FREE KEVIN!
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Re:GOATSE LINK ABOVE
That was not a Goatse-link! That was just a link to a equally nasty picture on rotten.com.. Keep your facts straight!
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Re:first?
It's April Fools time already! Even our favorite site is getting into the act.
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holy living fucking shit!
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Here you go
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UpMyStreet?
More like UpMyAss!
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geocoding
I bet Hemos would just love to see this geocoded! No more wasting hours at truck stop men's rooms!
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Re:what is with the website addy?
You're thinking of www.goatse.cx
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DO NOT CLICK! Parent is a GOATSE!
Warning: Parent contains a link to the infamous "goatse" photo
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Drats; foiled by security
I guess there'll be none of this, then.
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Re:I'm sure no one is interested but...
Oh golly gosh. Some kind soul has posted a patch to solve all my problems. I must click on it right away even though the poster doesn't know how to insert a hyperlink into a web page.
Well, I know how. Try Here.[vixenny.com]
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Re:not a meteor at all
USA has implemented Version II of the Patriot Anti-Missile system. This new system just "catches" missiles in the back of the device, where it can harmlessly be taken out and disposed of. Click here to see it in action.
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Speaking of "Unfixable Holes"
Here's another one that Microsoft couldn't do much about.
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Re:Did somebody say warez?
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
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HUGE PATCH NEEDED
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GILBERT GOATSE WANTS J00
...to visit goatse.cx. Do it for the children!
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Please put my balls in your mouth
G to the oatse
C to the izzex
Fo shizzle my nizzle you're a fucking faggot. -
Whoa!I can't wait to see the counter-bill that would illegalize naughty, filthy names that lead only to inoccuous content
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WARNING: THIS PACKAGE CONTAINS CRAP!We're so proud of our pap, we've decided to add idiotic copy protection that does nothing to slow down real pirates, but screws over legitimate paying consumers.
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Re:Not full courseware
The GOATSEMAN rectum initiative may be of interest as well.
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Fist Prost
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LOL i could never do that
i wouldn't want to throw all my karma into a black hole
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I want to introduce myself
You may remember me from famous websites.
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Damn, made me laugh.
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Hey fucker!
See if you can spot your pecker HERE! It fell off in Goatse's hole when you were ass-ramming him.
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Hey fucker!
See if you can spot your pecker here. It fell off in Goatse's ass when you were ass-ramming him.
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Re:Bad english
Well, you can't put an anus together!
Let me be your troll:
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Re:Googling for felons
Hey Frank, I found him! Its this guy!!!!
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Re:Full comments - Site going wanky already
Hell has frozen over? (Score:2, Insightful)
by ChaoticChaos (603248) on 09:07 AM -- Sunday March 23 2003 (#5578298)
Gee, what will happen if the Apple computers are no longer twice as much and half as fast as Wintel PCs? GASP! They might actually sell more units!
Will hell freeze over if the anti-establishment company starts being more mainstream?
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Why does anyone listen to Dvorak? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 09:09 AM -- Sunday March 23 2003 (#5578302)
He's an idiot!
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Dvorak always does this. (Score:1, Insightful)
by Anonymous Coward on 09:09 AM -- Sunday March 23 2003 (#5578303)
Takes something with a shred of truth (the people being at said conferences) and blowing it into something "newsworthy".
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Full text - Site going slowly already... (Score:1)
by Jabes (238775) on 09:09 AM -- Sunday March 23 2003 (#5578306)
( http://www.adastra.co.uk )
Prediction: Apple Computer Corp. will switch to Intel processors within the next 12 to 18 months.
The story starts with January's Intel sales conference. The surprise keynote speaker was Steve Jobs. And then, in the front row of Steve Jobs's keynote address at the last Macworld Expo were top Intel executives. Shortly thereafter, Pixar announced that it would become an Intel shop. That was all step one. Step two is coming.
Apple has been concerned about Motorola dragging its heels in the processor wars and failing to achieve clock speeds that are even half of what AMD and Intel are achieving. Apple has attempted to rationalize clock-speed issues, but the company knows that it cannot do this forever. Worse is the feud between Motorola and Apple, which began after Apple suddenly pulled the plug on the license it gave Motorola to clone the Mac.
Change is good. Apple has a unique ability to get away with changing processors radically. It has used the 6502, then the 68K, and now the PowerPC. Each transition happened almost flawlessly. On the PC side of the fence, no Z-80 maker survived even the transition to the 8080. Apple has also cultivated a fanatical following, who have long since accepted the fact that Apple eschews long-term backward compatibility. The legacy concept does not hold the power over Apple users that it does in the PC universe.
Apple's only concern is cannibalization. It cannot change architectures with a pipeline full of PowerPC products. So expect a slow transition that will start with the high-end workstations. Apple's concern is that Motorola may muddy the situation, so Jobs will have to convince Motorola and customers that the PowerPC will not be phased out but will remain as part of a dual-processor architecture.
Scenario. Apple will announce its Intel initiative by showing a transition machine that uses both the Intel and Motorola processors. "So current Mac owners will not have to worry." This will be a high-end machine optimized to run Photoshop. Apple is adept at creating dual-processor architectures, so this won't be too radical. We've heard rumors of this kind of scenario for some time, under the code name Marklar.
Itanium. What will be radical is the company's choice of processor. Apple will announce its use of the Itanium chip, which can be used in such a multiprocessor design and will become the first desktop use of the chip. The choice of the Itanium is suggested by four factors. First, there is zero evidence that Apple is talking to AMD--and it would if it were staying with the x86 legacy chips. Second, Apple likes to make jazzy announcements in which it claims to be the first or the most aggressive in a market. The Itanium fills the bill perfectly, because Jobs can lord it over current PC makers with all sorts of performance claims.
Third, if Apple optimizes the OS X kernel for the Itanium, the likelihood of the Apple OS being ripped off by normal PC users is nil. And finally, by choosing the Itanium, Apple will have an
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